Somehow, The Acolyte Got Worse

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  • @The_Reality_Filter
    @The_Reality_Filter 4 місяці тому +293

    Even in a galaxy far far away the black children still have no baby daddies.
    Excellent social commentary Disney!

    • @cerisejones8061
      @cerisejones8061 4 місяці тому +30

      Finn is also like that no parents

    • @bamagrad99
      @bamagrad99 4 місяці тому +9

      lol

    • @PeopleRTheProblem
      @PeopleRTheProblem 4 місяці тому +5

      Neither did the white kids. Luke, Leia,
      Rey, Ben, etc….

    • @bondson0094
      @bondson0094 4 місяці тому +3

      and that narrative is very false in each universe.

    • @jamesneese7663
      @jamesneese7663 4 місяці тому +8

      ​@@PeopleRTheProblem that was before sw became a lez fanfic.

  • @TheMasterpiecePD
    @TheMasterpiecePD 4 місяці тому +86

    These star wars shows sure like the "brown girl does evil things but secretly she is good" character archetype.

    • @StreetPreacherr
      @StreetPreacherr 4 місяці тому +9

      How can they possibly redeem a character for MURDERING her sister? The only possible explanation would have to be that May was POSSESED, otherwise she's just a psychopath who tried to kill her sister for wanting to leave.

    • @PeopleRTheProblem
      @PeopleRTheProblem 4 місяці тому

      Before that it was the white character is bad but not really.

    • @PeopleRTheProblem
      @PeopleRTheProblem 4 місяці тому

      @@StreetPreacherrthey redeemed Vader. And he offers a bunch of children

    • @JoeOvercoat
      @JoeOvercoat 4 місяці тому +1

      @@PeopleRTheProblemLike who, exactly?

    • @PeopleRTheProblem
      @PeopleRTheProblem 4 місяці тому

      @@JoeOvercoat Vader, Lando, Boba Fett, Fin, Ben….not to mention those from the books and comics.

  • @S_Edward_Campbell
    @S_Edward_Campbell 4 місяці тому +73

    I am 52. Star Wars changed my life at 6. I have 4 kids (2 of each, 13 - 25). They neither hate nor love Star Wars. In fact, they never even think about it. I was repeatedly told it’s not for me. Now I never think about it. Star Wars is the new CW superhero shows. There will always be AN audience, but it will never be what it was. And frankly, I don’t care anymore.

    • @wsgacademy5378
      @wsgacademy5378 4 місяці тому +9

      sad thing is my son is 15 and he loved all the original Star Wars movies and now he hates what has happened to the franchise

    • @rjayoldenburg
      @rjayoldenburg 4 місяці тому +3

      I saw Star Wars when I was 3 in '77. I remember it. I won't remember this trash.

    • @RobertBaker-cg4md
      @RobertBaker-cg4md 4 місяці тому +4

      I was 7 when the first Star Wars film came out. As a kid it was definitely the biggest thing in the world. As I grew older I still enjoyed it but in a different way. Disney killed my interest completely. It doesn't even look anything I can identify as SW. It looks like a PC version of some of the really bad Star Wars knockoffs made back in the 80's. But at least those were still entertaining to me. This would be a horrible chore to sit through I imagine.

  • @dirtydeesenpai
    @dirtydeesenpai 4 місяці тому +178

    The most mishandled franchise in entertainment history.

    • @Iffy350
      @Iffy350 4 місяці тому +15

      Mishandled? That implies that someone at lucasfilm had intended to properly handle the ip.

    • @Blodhelm
      @Blodhelm 4 місяці тому +12

      Star Wars didn't die, it was murdered.

    • @johnhoran9840
      @johnhoran9840 4 місяці тому +9

      @@Blodhelm Now they're busy desecrating the corpse.

    • @sameersheriff7078
      @sameersheriff7078 4 місяці тому +1

      Yet these UA-camrs would still keep bashing them though we very know it sucks !!!

  • @inkermoy
    @inkermoy 4 місяці тому +40

    "How do you write women so well?"
    "Well, I write a man, then I take away reason and accountability."

    • @warpswede
      @warpswede 4 місяці тому +2

      What if this episode of The Acolyte is as good as it gets?

    • @mirceazaharia2094
      @mirceazaharia2094 4 місяці тому

      It's not a complete answer to the question of "how to properly write a vvoman," but it's a good start.

    • @DrStrangefate
      @DrStrangefate 4 місяці тому

      "Over a pog!"

  • @plumaDshinigami
    @plumaDshinigami 4 місяці тому +8

    Keep your expectations low, and then expect them to go lower.

  • @madaxe606
    @madaxe606 4 місяці тому +16

    The whole point of the Jedi Order going back to the OT was that those who were strong in the force needed training and structure from a young age - lest that enormous power corrupt them, leading to suffering and death throughout the galaxy. Now Kennedy and Headland have chucked that out the window, which puts the entire franchise up for grabs. Literally whoever’s stronger is ‘right’. No surprise there from Weinstein’s enabler/assistant.

  • @hermitcard4494
    @hermitcard4494 4 місяці тому +44

    The joke before: Space wizards.
    The current reality: Space black lesbian vudu witches.

    • @skwills1629
      @skwills1629 4 місяці тому

      You forgot to Mention that They are Communists. Space black lesbian commie witches.

    • @antonioalexandercastro3520
      @antonioalexandercastro3520 4 місяці тому

      Performing a musical that doesn't make sense

    • @skwills1629
      @skwills1629 4 місяці тому

      @@antonioalexandercastro3520 - The same as Doctor "There's Always A Twist" Not-Who.

  • @aragmarverilian8238
    @aragmarverilian8238 4 місяці тому +36

    They should've named this The Weinstein's Assistant...

  • @thetrebleseason
    @thetrebleseason 4 місяці тому +21

    Kreia’s dialogue from KOTOR 2 contains infinitely more substance than all Disney Star Wars media combined.

  • @Muramasa1794
    @Muramasa1794 4 місяці тому +298

    I’ve stopped being a Star Wars fan after I saw Last Jedi

    • @ijustwantedausername
      @ijustwantedausername 4 місяці тому +39

      Same. The second (Fake) Luke threw his lightsaber over his shoulder…I was done.

    • @Dodgers1737
      @Dodgers1737 4 місяці тому +18

      That movie I saw it one time never watched it again it was when I felt Disney is going to ruin Star Wars.

    • @nossolg
      @nossolg 4 місяці тому +15

      I stopped caring about the ST but still go back and enjoy real Star Wars. I even liked Rogue One and Andor but they way they treated Luke was unforgivable. Rian Johnson is a c u next tuesday.

    • @Eidolon1andOnly
      @Eidolon1andOnly 4 місяці тому +16

      Stopped caring after I left the theater for The Farce Awakens.

    • @andrewwall4155
      @andrewwall4155 4 місяці тому +7

      So TLJ made your retroactively not like Original Trilogy? 🤔I hated it too, but every time Disney does something wrong, it reinforces in my head what George did right with his movies.

  • @timmarrr234
    @timmarrr234 4 місяці тому +3

    at this moment I'm starting to believe that Disney really take the "there's no such thing as bad publicity" too seriously.

  • @Issicra
    @Issicra 4 місяці тому +12

    It's like Star Wars if made by theatre kids.

    • @jamesbridges9589
      @jamesbridges9589 4 місяці тому +3

      But worse, much worse.😂

    • @jasonbaird1645
      @jasonbaird1645 4 місяці тому +2

      My HS drama class could've cranked out something better than this, and we had to buy our own costumes.

    • @Issicra
      @Issicra 4 місяці тому

      @@jasonbaird1645 I'm thinking more at the college level. They're pretty insufferable.

  • @claypoole702
    @claypoole702 4 місяці тому +3

    Thank you for jumping on the grenade for us all. We owe you our gratitude.
    There was no way i was going to watch this in any way that would benefit this crooked corporation.

  • @LuigiL75
    @LuigiL75 4 місяці тому +36

    Soooooo...what they're saying is that the "FORCE" is a Black Nissan Altima driving, Starbucks sipping, 3 kids/4 Baby Daddy having 304??? 🤣

    • @TheeGlocktopus
      @TheeGlocktopus 4 місяці тому +9

      That Nissan came from a buy here pay here place at double the book value and 39.9% interest. It's also held together with duct tape, has no insurance and a tattered temp tag that's 6 months past expiration and stinks of smoke and moldy mcdonalds fries.

    • @bunberrier
      @bunberrier 4 місяці тому

      No you ditt ent

    • @slackerman4161
      @slackerman4161 4 місяці тому

      Can also be a dodge charger / challenger driver that has already missed 2 payments

    • @SFforlife
      @SFforlife 4 місяці тому

      Literally sounds my neighbor ugh haha

  • @1003196110031961
    @1003196110031961 4 місяці тому +30

    OH what a shock. The female boss has 100% made males completely obsolete.

    • @MrPGC137
      @MrPGC137 4 місяці тому +4

      And in the process they've made SW completely 100% unwatchable...

    • @jorgepena2210
      @jorgepena2210 4 місяці тому

      Wait until the lesbian space witch gets a flat tire😂

    • @MrPGC137
      @MrPGC137 4 місяці тому

      @@jorgepena2210 Good point. I'm still laughing my ass off over the fact that out of this whole band of oh-so-wise screaming banshees, none of them could figure out how to form a bucket-brigade once the fire started. (To me, that's almost as laughable as the idea of stone burning in the first place...)

    • @antonioalexandercastro3520
      @antonioalexandercastro3520 4 місяці тому

      @@MrPGC137
      That's true for today's screaming banshees -- they will tell you what a man can do, a woman can but when a fire starts they watch helplessly and expect the men to put out the fire.

  • @SecondBreakfastAndThreeH-zo3jp
    @SecondBreakfastAndThreeH-zo3jp 4 місяці тому +116

    It’s like if 2 girls and 1 cup was turned into a series.🤣😂

  • @seanpinkey2188
    @seanpinkey2188 4 місяці тому +37

    " For your first lesson: Ass to Ass "

    • @ChrisWolf75
      @ChrisWolf75 4 місяці тому +5

      2nd lesson scissorring✂️ 👌

  • @jamesm0909
    @jamesm0909 4 місяці тому +6

    over are the days of looking forward to star wars content.

  • @oldmanloganfan1728
    @oldmanloganfan1728 4 місяці тому +55

    We knew it would be toxic trash when the so called director said she was a huge Rian Johnson fan.
    It was DOA.

    • @Mopark25
      @Mopark25 4 місяці тому

      Lots of people are Johnson fans. TLJ is the best movie of that horrible trilogy and he's made other great films like Brick.
      Garbage comment.

    • @wisehippo3072
      @wisehippo3072 4 місяці тому +11

      ​​@@Mopark25The Last Jedi is the worst Star Wars movie ever made. I've seen all movies RJ made and i didn't like any of them. Just because he has fans (every director does) doesn't mean he is good.

    • @mirceazaharia2094
      @mirceazaharia2094 4 місяці тому +2

      ​@Mopark25
      The Last Jedi BROKE THE STAR WARS FANDOM. Arguably the worst thing that ever happened to Star Wars... so far.

    • @Mosux2007
      @Mosux2007 4 місяці тому

      We knew it would be toxic trash when the Grand Witch of the KK Klan was looking for a screeching misandric leukophobic lez and shouted, "Give me Headland!"

  • @theshadowman1398
    @theshadowman1398 4 місяці тому +12

    We all knew it would be a dumpster fire the moment it was announced

  • @Aeric98
    @Aeric98 4 місяці тому +151

    lol … Star Wars is worse then hated…. No one cares about it.

    • @PeopleRTheProblem
      @PeopleRTheProblem 4 місяці тому

      I don’t know if that’s true…:have seen a hundred videos on three episodes of Star Wars, complete with comments. Seems many people care

    • @psibug565
      @psibug565 4 місяці тому +12

      @@PeopleRTheProblem They care in the same way they care about a car crash. We’re not here for Star Wars anymore, we’re here for the crash.

    • @PeopleRTheProblem
      @PeopleRTheProblem 4 місяці тому +2

      @@psibug565 yet they’re talking about how much they miss Star Wars,
      And about how bad these are compared to the original Star Wars.
      Point is people still care. If they didn’t they’re wouldn’t be making dozens of videos and hundreds of comments.

    • @1shogunate696
      @1shogunate696 4 місяці тому +7

      I was playing path of exiles and asked in global chat if anyone caught the new episode of Star Wars The Acolyte. The response pretty much was: “People still watch War Stars?”

    • @jaimexcas
      @jaimexcas 4 місяці тому +1

      Well. UA-cam is full of videos talking about how bad this is, and millions watching. So I guess tons care enough.

  • @carlosenriquez9852
    @carlosenriquez9852 4 місяці тому +14

    Lego and Hasbro are going to bail soon. If they havent already

  • @marineboy1964
    @marineboy1964 4 місяці тому +16

    Star Wars has gone full on Doctor Who

    • @JoeOvercoat
      @JoeOvercoat 4 місяці тому +4

      We should not be surprised if there is a guest appearance by Doctor What The Hell Even Is That on Disney Star Wars.

  • @ExcitedIsoscelesTriangle-ot4rk
    @ExcitedIsoscelesTriangle-ot4rk 4 місяці тому +7

    You cant break whats broken but you can incinerate it.

  • @albatross4920
    @albatross4920 4 місяці тому +17

    This episode was $180 million dollar therapy session

  • @yourstruly4817
    @yourstruly4817 4 місяці тому +43

    Star Wars Wokolyte

    • @jerm5466
      @jerm5466 4 місяці тому +6

      Star Wars A Woke Shite

    • @sameersheriff7078
      @sameersheriff7078 4 місяці тому +1

      Its quite obvious yet these youtubers cant stay way from bashing them instead of ignoring !!!

    • @amfitness5598
      @amfitness5598 4 місяці тому +3

      The Crap-o-lyte 😂

    • @mirceazaharia2094
      @mirceazaharia2094 4 місяці тому +3

      The Crapolyte.

    • @mirceazaharia2094
      @mirceazaharia2094 4 місяці тому +3

      ​@@amfitness5598
      Damn, beat me to it. >.

  • @jeremypage3370
    @jeremypage3370 4 місяці тому +5

    My god, i got through more of Rebel Moon than i did Acolyte before turning it off.

  • @arubial1229
    @arubial1229 4 місяці тому +35

    Are they seriously trying to paint the Jedi as villains when they literally have done nothing wrong? Why did Tommen off himself then? None of this crap makes any sense.

    • @StreetPreacherr
      @StreetPreacherr 4 місяці тому +2

      This is why weekly releases DON'T WORK with this BS form of 'storytelling'... There must have been some other conflict between the Jedi/Witches that we haven't been told about yet. As Jeff said, it didn't look like the witches were killed by the fire, so it's a mystery to keep the audience engaged. Trouble is, this episode ended the same way as the last one, being shown that Both sisters are still alive.

    • @matthewk4912
      @matthewk4912 4 місяці тому +5

      They'll probably reveal in a later episode the Jedi were at fault or something

    • @JoeOvercoat
      @JoeOvercoat 4 місяці тому +6

      It makes sense if one blames *everything* on “the patriarchy”.

    • @yourstruly4817
      @yourstruly4817 4 місяці тому

      Tommen? What does this have to do with GoT?

    • @dbabaganoosh
      @dbabaganoosh 4 місяці тому +1

      @@yourstruly4817 the Jedi that drank poison is the same actor that played tommen in GoT

  • @tdm7680
    @tdm7680 4 місяці тому +5

    Star Wars is not something I even recognize as existing anymore, its sad to say. We now have many more years of "bad" star wars than we did years of "good" Star Wars.

  • @RuggerDez
    @RuggerDez 4 місяці тому +5

    Remember: George handed over his franchise to KK. Want to place blame, sadly, maybe we should start with George.

  • @Lordbobomb
    @Lordbobomb 4 місяці тому +5

    If i was Lesley's sister i wouldn't talk to her either, even more so after this disaster of a struggle session.

  • @bobmcbobson8368
    @bobmcbobson8368 4 місяці тому +2

    OSHA killing people with an out of control fire? I would not have expected Headland to understand governmental irony.

  • @TheGodzillionaire
    @TheGodzillionaire 4 місяці тому +31

    "Jedi Master Seoul Korea"

    • @j.a.velarde5901
      @j.a.velarde5901 4 місяці тому +2

      We call him "Master Squid Game"

    • @Needler13
      @Needler13 4 місяці тому

      And the only good character in the show

  • @jmccarthy1571
    @jmccarthy1571 4 місяці тому +6

    I'm sure this will make great material for 🌽 producers in the near future....

  • @Iffy350
    @Iffy350 4 місяці тому +6

    The NTSB will show up in the fifth episode to investigate this space train wreck.

    • @JoeOvercoat
      @JoeOvercoat 4 місяці тому

      Finding #1: Entirely preventable.

  • @truckstop4873
    @truckstop4873 4 місяці тому +2

    I bet there is some poor guy eating ramen, who has written a great script for the next big thing, and isn't getting a chance to share it.

    • @skwills1629
      @skwills1629 4 місяці тому

      Probably. Probably so. Probably So Indeed.

  • @sbkeel5639
    @sbkeel5639 4 місяці тому +15

    As Kreia says Apathy is death and the acolyte is so bad a 10th of the usual number of people pirate it that is true apathy for Star Wars!

    • @Arassar
      @Arassar 4 місяці тому +2

      Man, Kreia was such an awesome character.

    • @kanrakucheese
      @kanrakucheese 4 місяці тому

      Kreia doesn’t actually say that, it’s a Sith illusion posing as her that does. The big giveaway is it a fake (and not her posing as a fake to trick you) is it calls party members by their names.

  • @littlewillie65
    @littlewillie65 4 місяці тому +31

    If Star Wars were to ACTUALLY become a Korean Drama it would be better than most American TV...

    • @EndThusIAm
      @EndThusIAm 4 місяці тому

      I don't watch those, but I'd watch the hell outta that.

    • @abramsalinas1004
      @abramsalinas1004 4 місяці тому

      K dramas seem selfish and a dime a dozen overated wear mw down shows, how about C for Chinese, T for Taiwan, J for Japan, V for Vietnam drams !

    • @littlewillie65
      @littlewillie65 4 місяці тому

      @@abramsalinas1004 I don't know about selfish, but they definitely are on the formulaic side -- mean mother-in-law trope, overbearing father trope, Rich heir to the empire falling for some poor girl who works for him trope, same as before but with a childhood forgotten connection trope, Amnesia trope, supernatural trope.
      They can sometimes be predictable, but they seldom - if ever - are woke. As for other east Asian dramas - well, I've seen at least 7 variations of Itazura na Kiss (3 j, 2 T. 1 K), A couple other live action remakes of popular Japanese anime (some good, some ok, and some just meh). Anymore though, as I approach retirement age, my attention span just doesn't seem to be enough to see a series through...

    • @abramsalinas1004
      @abramsalinas1004 4 місяці тому

      Soap operas are just that, no different from when they first started 60, 70 years ago. 😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴

  • @Kastigatr
    @Kastigatr 4 місяці тому +1

    " The power of one, the power of two, the power of Tampax!"

  • @rippingbag
    @rippingbag 4 місяці тому +1

    I’m looking at the dump poster you have on the screen and OSHA’s dumb “robot” is right there in the characters, but about 10X its size so it would fit in. I thought it was a droid that hadn’t shown up yet, but no, it’s her dumb holster droid. 🤖

  • @Hepburner
    @Hepburner 4 місяці тому +46

    Even in a galaxy far, far away, black kids still don't have fathers...

    • @mupty
      @mupty 4 місяці тому +1

      Oof 🤣

  • @likonatera7452
    @likonatera7452 4 місяці тому +5

    The Sithors Sisters are upon us!!

  • @darrellcovello7917
    @darrellcovello7917 4 місяці тому +1

    People have predicted that the Jedi slaughtered the entire coven and framed The Bad One, which is why they are so guilt ridden and dude drank the poison

  • @kendrom
    @kendrom 4 місяці тому +4

    These days, when I watch a modern movie, I’m compelled to ask myself, “So, where is the hidden feminist/political message in *this* movie?”…which doesn’t exactly make for a good movie-watching experience.
    Hollywood has completely trashed its brand. I can no longer watch any movie that comes out of Hollywood in good faith.
    They are all political…100% of the time.

  • @stevenbrule5285
    @stevenbrule5285 4 місяці тому +13

    It managing to somehow get worse is about as remarkably and comically unbelievable as Palpatine somehow returning!

  • @bluestripetiger
    @bluestripetiger 4 місяці тому +27

    I believe The Acolyte will be like the Willow TV series. In a relatively short amount of time it will be removed from Disney +.

  • @jstr6522
    @jstr6522 4 місяці тому +13

    Disney just wanted an excuse to have 30 lesbians in bath robes laying together on the floor.

    • @StreetPreacherr
      @StreetPreacherr 4 місяці тому

      Are they ALL lesbians? I didn't see any sex scenes... I figured they're just celibate, like Monks?

  • @matthaygood654
    @matthaygood654 4 місяці тому

    This channel does NOT disappoint. The channel name is great.

  • @8fconsulting147
    @8fconsulting147 4 місяці тому +2

    It is simply amazing and disturbing just how lacking any self-awareness exists at Disney.......

  • @pqsnet
    @pqsnet 4 місяці тому

    - Power of maniiiiiiii, The Power of ONE!
    - The Sea is Always Right!
    - Nobody goes of Trail, and nobody walks alone!
    - We wait for you!

  • @jackoconnor5590
    @jackoconnor5590 4 місяці тому

    The bar joke ya did there? Love it. Oh and yeah I’m still glad I didn’t see that new episode of the Alcoholyte.

  • @josephsigala6631
    @josephsigala6631 4 місяці тому +12

    At this point star wars acolyte feels like it should be a parody of Disney Star Wars but no it a official thing

  • @donaldsmith8648
    @donaldsmith8648 4 місяці тому +5

    So if 2 lesbian have twins together.. wouldn't that make the force male and not female? 😮

  • @simpguy24
    @simpguy24 4 місяці тому +1

    I held onto hope for a long while that Star Wars maybe can be saved. It took 2 hours to get through a 40 minute episode cause I cried because my childhood die. Then spent another hour crying because of everything I knew meaning shit now

  • @davefox7516
    @davefox7516 4 місяці тому +5

    2 🌮🌮 = 1 person??

    • @jamesbridges9589
      @jamesbridges9589 4 місяці тому +3

      Two tacos does not a whole combo make.😂

  • @PappyGunn
    @PappyGunn 4 місяці тому

    Some wise Jedi said: Hans, get the flammenwerfer.

  • @karvzejones82
    @karvzejones82 4 місяці тому +1

    The chanting reminds me of children of the corn 😂

  • @Adamwofford
    @Adamwofford 4 місяці тому +8

    A winter should try to reach for the same level as the original writer, but never think they can do better,

    • @crunchbite005
      @crunchbite005 4 місяці тому +1

      A winter is coming

    • @Adamwofford
      @Adamwofford 4 місяці тому +2

      @@crunchbite005 writer, I don't know why auto correct change it to winter, but whatever, you get it

    • @BenjaminPorter-c6x
      @BenjaminPorter-c6x 4 місяці тому +1

      @@crunchbite005 It's arrived and it has lesbian space witches.

  • @alvarberget-9835
    @alvarberget-9835 4 місяці тому

    Don't Thread on Me! -Ancient Jedi proverb. 😆

  • @antimatta8714
    @antimatta8714 4 місяці тому +3

    ...One of those space lesbians had to have at least one gonad of something?

  • @Madashell1200
    @Madashell1200 4 місяці тому +3

    Its unreal that someone, Kathleen Kennedy, can fail over and over consistently and still get to call the shots at this studio for over a decade. She either has dirt on Iger or she made a deal with the devil.

  • @captaincorona9488
    @captaincorona9488 4 місяці тому +3

    This is not Star Wars, guys.

  • @mikehunt1924
    @mikehunt1924 4 місяці тому +2

    The real question is "Why Is Rick James in Star Wars"?

  • @pqsnet
    @pqsnet 4 місяці тому

    - What have you done? - What have YOU done?
    - You have not seen what i have seen!
    - I have seen my part
    - YOU have NOT seen what I have seen.

  • @samjimenez
    @samjimenez 4 місяці тому

    Ollie employees are waiting in anticipation for the those amazing Acolyte figures! 😬

  • @jstr6522
    @jstr6522 4 місяці тому +2

    So many different lines that wouldve been better than "somehow... Palapatine returned". Even just saying palpatine is back would've been better and thats the option with the least effort. What came out was so bad it required effort to get to that point

  • @elliotthill1492
    @elliotthill1492 4 місяці тому +1

    You do know they still have five more episodes so any special place in hell that they're going to go for making Star wars so bad still has five more episodes to go

  • @Vicious0Sephiroth
    @Vicious0Sephiroth 4 місяці тому

    You solved the murder mystery! There WAS NO murder!

  • @jamesbridges9589
    @jamesbridges9589 4 місяці тому

    "May the Thread be with you."

  • @alwaysangry2232
    @alwaysangry2232 4 місяці тому

    all is left is to quote Jhon Hammond "Yes. Well. Who's hungry? "

  • @RickyKearnsJr
    @RickyKearnsJr 4 місяці тому +1

    The prequels weren't bad. The first 6 movies are all equally fantastic

  • @Glock_Lesn4r
    @Glock_Lesn4r 4 місяці тому +2

    Just watch the Old Republic cinematic scenes. It is better than any recent Star Wars production in the last 20 years.

  • @texasscifi3431
    @texasscifi3431 4 місяці тому

    Now Star Wars gets its "Timeless Child" Retcon that Doctor Who got.

  • @lurkyb0i602
    @lurkyb0i602 4 місяці тому

    That transition at the start was smooth af

  • @yournumberonepal
    @yournumberonepal 4 місяці тому

    The Crapolyte. 😂 Well played sir, well played.

  • @rudolfespinola9231
    @rudolfespinola9231 4 місяці тому +1

    I am just here for the laugh!

  • @rjayoldenburg
    @rjayoldenburg 4 місяці тому

    Help us Jeff, you're our only hope!

  • @AHersheyHere
    @AHersheyHere 4 місяці тому +2

    This show is so brave for making women the villains and arsonist of the series.

  • @dennisrounds1996
    @dennisrounds1996 4 місяці тому

    Star Wars the Cenobite “what’s your pleasure?”

  • @g-man-innermaster
    @g-man-innermaster 4 місяці тому +1

    Acolyte ist the legitimate sequel of Spaceballs and the Sith Lord is Jedi Pinkett Sith.

  • @darkhart1275
    @darkhart1275 4 місяці тому +1

    If the "critics" would actually do their jobs before the viewers show just how useless the "critics" are then the critics won't have to backtrack and look like incompetent fools in the process.

  • @Dodgers1737
    @Dodgers1737 4 місяці тому +3

    I skipped the first two episodes and watched this episode because of all the bad things I heard. This episode didn't disappoint it was worse than what I heard and after one episode I'm done with the series I have no interest in continuing Star Wars is dead.

  • @coyne4586
    @coyne4586 4 місяці тому

    Gives me a devilish clown smile seeing disney Star Wars fall on its face

  • @grampspalpatine
    @grampspalpatine 4 місяці тому

    The only thread pulling going on here is a thread connected to an absorbent cotton plug used prior to sitting in hot tubs and swimming pools, one week every month. After pulling this thread, what's found on the end is tossed in the trash bin. The thread on Disney Star Wars was pulled a long, long time ago. /flush

  • @alexdevonshire6120
    @alexdevonshire6120 4 місяці тому +1

    Honestly, they could’ve at least used the Sith Sorcerer magic that we’ve seen before. At least that would make a bit of sense.

  • @yogasounds1
    @yogasounds1 4 місяці тому +2

    The chant was soo stupid. They could've just used chatGPT to come up with a nice chant for them like this one i asked chat GPT to create:
    Witch's Chant
    In the still of night, beneath the moon's embrace,
    We call upon the ancient grace.
    The power of one, strong and true,
    The power of two, in me and you.
    The power of many, our voices rise,
    Binding spells beneath the skies.
    By earth and air, by fire and sea,
    By the power of one, two, and many, we decree.
    Strength in unity, our circle's light,
    We weave our magic, in the darkest night.
    From shadowed realms to morning's gleam,
    Our power flows, a single stream.
    The power of one, the heart's own beat,
    The power of two, when souls do meet.
    The power of many, a tidal wave,
    Our magic rises from the grave.
    With whispered words and sacred flame,
    By this chant, we call your name.
    The power of one, the power of two,
    The power of many, we see it through.
    So mote it be, our will, our fate,
    By this chant, the spell's now set.

  • @rengarcia5189
    @rengarcia5189 4 місяці тому +3

    So, if good and evil don't matter--only power matters, if Leslie Hedland "eliminates" Kathleen Kennedy and takes over at Lucasfilm, is that cool?? According to the Accolyte and Disney+ it is.

    • @JoeOvercoat
      @JoeOvercoat 4 місяці тому

      Hedland likes how you think.

  • @ImNotPotus
    @ImNotPotus 4 місяці тому +1

    I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL....AT LEAST YOU ARE ALLOWED TO PARK A SPACESHIP ON THE BEACH AT THE COASTAL TOWNS IN THIS SERIES!

    • @StreetPreacherr
      @StreetPreacherr 4 місяці тому +3

      And are ALL Wookies just constantly WELDING? Was all of their equipment somehow broken and in need of repair? Or did Leslye just remember seeing Chewie welding the Falcon (after it had been in a 'battle'), and assume that Wookies are just always fixing stuff?

  • @arclyte1859
    @arclyte1859 4 місяці тому +1

    They are from the planet Brenda? Should’ve named it Karen.

  • @SecondCitySaintCCMade
    @SecondCitySaintCCMade 4 місяці тому

    Welcome to the Intergalactic Society of Magical....Witches

  • @WeekendWeakling
    @WeekendWeakling 4 місяці тому

    May the thread be with you!

  • @randomposter5665
    @randomposter5665 4 місяці тому

    “The thread” aka “the tampon string”

  • @GmanZer0
    @GmanZer0 4 місяці тому

    Mae: I'LL KILL YOU!!!
    *pushes osha's bookbag off and runs
    Me: Damn, you sure showed her.

  • @nolongeravailable108
    @nolongeravailable108 4 місяці тому +1

    Together now. WE ARE ONE, WE ARE TWO, WE ARE MANY

    • @JoeOvercoat
      @JoeOvercoat 4 місяці тому

      My brain went straight to, “Three, sire! Three!”

  • @Funfan24
    @Funfan24 4 місяці тому +1

    Turd after turd after turd that is all Disney makes now.

  • @CadillacDeMille
    @CadillacDeMille 4 місяці тому

    I hope Disney releases that witch chant on Itunes. Who wouldn't want to roll down the street blasting that masterpiece?
    LET ME GET THAT HIT!!!
    #WitchThugLife

  • @RGSRinc
    @RGSRinc 4 місяці тому +1

    Just final boss level of narcissism and self-involvement from Headland and her ilk, just like the all-female yaaaasssss queeeeen writing room for She Hulk. They can’t help but take their bubble world they live in and project it on the rest of us and seemed shocked when it’s not well-received.

  • @crazyralph6386
    @crazyralph6386 4 місяці тому +1

    Star Wars: A Scissor Witch Story 😂

  • @jtamezf
    @jtamezf 4 місяці тому

    Stat wars, starring a pair of young Rick Jameses😂