What gets me is the fact that a videogame character with zero head protection is doing those stunts... without some form of indestructable brain [gordon is indeed mortal, after all] jumping at 300 miles an hour gonna scromble your grey matter all upon the inside of your skull.
You, a Combine Civil protection officer: Watches the Cameras as per usual Some nerd: *Jumps backwards at supersonic speeds* You, A Loyal Officer to the Combine: Yes, I can handle this. : )
Some nerd: Jump around as soon as he lands, Picks up some trash, bashes it against the walls, flies over the world, places trash near a tank, when his trash suddenly starts floating near the tank for some reason, flies into the house to get beaten up, gets into an airboat, launches it across the world, ignores multiple CP forces shooting at him. I don't even know in which order these events happened, he was so fast....
"Hey guys, DeSinc here. Today I'm going to fight The Infographics Show. Haha, just kidding. Now what you wanna do is do a 360 backhop away from him. It's the most insulting way to do it. Then you want to grab this pallet then do a propfly onto the citadel-" -DeSinc 2324
*Bonus clip* Gonna show you another trick, it requires careful execution. It's a little bit unconventional, but y'know. So grab the can... Chuck it at his kneecap this time. Now that's an important step because it makes him a little bit angrier. So lead him down to your basement... Turn around, just side strafe around him. He's now stopped following you and in the same stride, given up in his entire life, because now I've locked him in the basement forever.
The only wrong thing is that G-man isn't Gordon's guardian angel, yet he sees Gordon as a 'employee' puts him in stasis when he wants to, but one thing is always sure, that you need to prepare for Unforseen Consequences...
Gordon has his own superpower, the half life. Like that cat Gordon is in a box with a bottle of poison, but even if he die, his conscious will be send to the timeline where he survive. It's known as autosave too
@@sabre2-724 You know the first chapter in hl2? Where you go out the window and end up in a courtyard? Yeah, on my first time playing that I didn’t know you had to press E to open doors, so I threw glass bottles at the wall for twenty minutes, hoping it would open. Of course, now I’ve completed the game twice already, so…
"Despite having no weapons experience" Ok, stop right there. Yes he does. Everyone that has an HEV suit has to go through the Hazardous Environment Training Course (the training room tutorial of the game) and at the end there's a target practice where they instruct you on how to use every human weapon in the game. I'm not the only one that played through that? Right?
But thing is: Sure he may have had some Range Training but he never used a gun in an actual combat situation before, it's a Top Secret Facility in the middle of nowhere....Then the Resonance Cascade happened.
I mean, I think infographics didnt hear about how the combine forces stationed on earth are pretty much just used to quell small rebellions and keep people oppressed. Metro cops are wearing quite light armor, being used primarily like a police force. The Metro-cop compared to a combine soldier or elite soldier is the same comparison between say a real world cop and a fully kitted and armored soldier. And on the point of the resistance's armor, Dog is likely about as resilient as a strider is, but he is far more maneuverable, the combine's heavy weaponry is quite bulky, and so are the things carrying it. The actual resistance members have little to no armor and are often killed, while Gordon is in a suit that can immediately administer medical treatment, cures to toxins, radiation shielding, and can use some sort of techno wizardry to reduce the impact of bullets. Additionally, Xen was known as a dangerous location and it would not actually be surpising for Gordon to have recieved a live fire training during his Hazardous Evironment course.
@@boxtank5288 I imagine he does have a lot of weapons training, since Gordon is part of the Expeditionary Team that was supposed to relieve the people who are already in Xen.
Even so, I thought he did an alright job. I think it's more impressive that he managed to get ~90% correct despite not knowing exactly how the HL universe functions, over someone who is entirely familiar with the game's world making a similar video.
"despite having no experience in weapons." His training included weapons training in case he wound up in Xen. Black mesa scientists were aware of Xen and actively sending expeditions before the resonance cascade.
Imagine being a combine soldier, and you watch the citadel already destroyed, a 10ft robot that is bulletproof, and a weird nerd in a suit running backwards at the speed of light grabbing a gnome.
Well, it is true HL2's plot armor is different since it is canon in the form of the G-Man (HL: A reveals he can change timeline events to suit him, which explains Gordon being able to use every weapon in existence and things like Alyx saving him, Father Grigori giving him a shotty, etc.)
5:05 What lucky interventions? I can only think of one; Alyx saving the unarmed Gordon from a couple Metro cops. And the only time the G-Man saves you is when the dark energy reactor explodes. The rest of the time, you're on your own.
Man literally took out aliens from other dimensions and faced the combine and I cant do more than 30 push ups in a row, so no I probably cant beat gordan
Gman isn't a "guardian angle" he is merely an employer for his employers. He only "saves" Gordon when he finishes a job. His HEV suit is from Black Mesa and is an upgraded version from the one he had on in the Black Mesa incident.
Well, actually there is the Black Mesa Hazard Course Which some people say "oh it's non Canon" But the Train announcer says "A reminder that the Black Mesa Hazard Course decathlon will commence this evening at nineteen hundred hours in the Level 3 Facility." So yea
@@brodyking7095 1. You’d be surprised at how taboo weapons actually are in some parts of the US. 2. Judging by the training course you can take in the game, he had weapons experience.
In Freeman's Mind, Gordon actually states he has never shot a gun before. In the training course episode he never actually gets to the shooting range since he refuses to continue when it wants him to fall from a high place. Although I guess Die Hard alone gave him enough weapons experience lol.
first off: Gordan can be killed but its gonna take some time second:Bullets don't Fly off his HEV suit he has suit power if . if it is in like 0 then he can bleed Third: Alyx did not build D.O.G eli build him Forth: G-Man does not take Gordan Away in near death situations Last: Gordan has a Crowbar not a Pipe
One thing is that Eli did build him but Alyx was constantly upgrading him something most people over look. Also you can find health in like every create and Vorts can heal and take Gordan away from dangerous situations if they really want to. No one appreciates the Vortigaunts... they are like the nicest and most useful ally now. Lastly I agree with the pipe thing. The Crowbar is synonymous with Half-Life. That is like saying Master Chief is from Doom.
I could see why some of the boys took him for snobby. He had a quiet way about him, a walk and a talk that just wasn't normal around here. He strolled, like a man in a park without a care or a worry in the world, like he had on an invisible coat that would shield him from this place. Yeah, I think it would be fair to say...I liked Gordon Freeman from the start.
this video honestly sounds like 1 person in the entire studio played the game 7 years ago and is telling everyone the story off memory because someone suggested it
I might wanna tell you, in lore, the CP do have a choice by the rank "03" to be memory wiped. Causing them to be promoted more than 03, because 03 is the max rank a CP member can get before they have to be memory wiped to be promoted.
@@softan Well Humans seem more like toys he can collect and he say's he has EMPLOYERS, but they aren't affecting the story like G-Man is. G-Man has a presence and he wants you to know he is always watching and like a kid playing a game with his toys he wants things to go his way. Once Gordan was broke free from his control my the Vorts G-Man was angry because his toy was taken away from him. He even keeps Adrien Shepard as a collectors item. A toy that will never be taken out of the box again.
the only moments he "saved" gordon is after he defeated Nihillant and at the citatel core explosion, both because he had another task to him after so yeah, gordon is just an employee, not a protected
5:30 The combine do have teleportation tech for moving around Earth, an example is at the end of the Nova Prospeckt chapter. Also the combine's transhuman arm is the heavily armed soldiers in dark suits, masks, and body armor. The guys you're showing are civil protection.
Tacarish that may be true, but their teleporter is extremly slow cuz it took gordon and alyx about 1 week to reach kleiners lab. And judith mossman helped the combine build the teleporter as well.
A friendly reminder: Gordon finished MIT, not a military academy. And still was that one who managed to defeat literally anyone. Answer: surrender to him and join his adventure, just don't be that guy who says, "Follow Freeman!" And don't be Barney either - he still owes him a bottle of beer.
He got weapons training during the Hazard Course (Due to people with HEV suits often going to Xen where there are massive amounts of hostile alien life as you would know)
What's even worse is Freeman has the power to walk through hallways and make time stop as well as have the strange words "loading" appear in front of your face.
@@thepacific2933 I think he means the other pools of combine soldiers NOT overwatch, but they use the CPs as placeholder as the only actual combine are the advisors gun ships and striders, and hunters, but we never seen any other soldiers from the other dimensions.
He always complaints about the storylines. Half life has one of the best narrating experience in video games. Humans do have a better armour because it was made by super advanced scientists and human creativity, which the combine lack. Ever wondered why military has worse tech than scientists? No, right! I hope that explains and you stop ranting about one of the best video games.
@@randomuser1113 pcv being comparable to hev is a completely different thing, pcv was exclusive to only HECU Marine corps, most of which were wiped out during the black mesa incident. The combine is much advanced, all right, but after Gordon came from raiding nova prospect, he became a mythical legend among the rebels, boosting their morale. Mind you, the overwatch combine forces are merely a shell of total combine troops, they are just a garrison over earth.
Gordon Freeman the most badass game character of all time, the man who invaded an entire planet on his own and killed every being that dared to face him.
what about shephard? he fought elite blacks ops forces and even more insane aliens, also he has a gun so powerful that it pushes you backwards when you fire it.
Metrocops never actually remove their masks. And the combine home world doesn’t have any purple aliens. Xen’s flora and heck even Xen it self isn’t pink. It’s mostly green with some yellow. When you go to Xen you never see giant pink planets or asteroids floating around. Xen isn’t a world, it’s a border world basically in between worlds so you can teleport to them.
You: Alright! We've got him cornered without ammo! Time to take him OU- Gordon: Alright, so once we've been backed into this corner, we take this pallet and do a prop jump on to this wall, do a 360 off this combine soldier and ABS awᵃʸ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ⁻⁻ You: ......
@@Mageh533 Yeah i think its still safe to say he had basic firearms training. Also gordon is 27years old who knows how much shooting he could have done before.
Recommendations: You vs lisa trevor You vs hunter You vs licker You vs mr.x You vs William birkin You vs nemesis You vs albert wesker You vs h.u.n.k. You vs krauser You vs boulder You vs tofu You vs the los illominatos
Imagine facing gordon and he just no clips through the wall
Or prop fly
"Hey guys, desinc here."
Or bhops with 1000km/h
Crowbar spam
He either has the skill of desinc, or
*sv_cheats 1*
But whatever you do, *_Don't tell Gordon to pickup that can_*
Lol De_sinc be like
Then he just traps you on the door he came from
The last time I've heard that... Let's just say I remember only two things
Sv_cheats 1
Impulse 101
NICE PFP XD
Or he will start to backhop faster than the speed of light
How to defeat Gordon Freeman:
1. You can't.
no one can!
To be fair he’s a nerd with no head protection you would realistically just make him headbutt some bullets
Without his suit and G-Man, he’s probably powerless
Borsalino Kizaru not really. He’s pretty smart and can use his brains tactical.
His crowbar is enough to destroy the entire compine
_Everybody gangsta till Gordon opens up the console_
> sv_cheats 1
> noclip
Noclip on
>buddha
Buddha mode on...
@@swinty6058 >impulse 101
The one combine soldier: Bruh...
Or til he starts an accelerated back hop
@@swinty6058 buddha?
"Despite having no weapons experience..."
Someone clearly didn't run the Hazard Course.
Hazard course isn't canon?
@@hiimaRandomGamer hazard course is canon, in fact, in decay, you go through it as part of the story
@@hiimaRandomGamer the intro tram would like to have a word with you
@@hiimaRandomGamer it would be 100% canon if opposing force is confirmed to be canon
Imagine being a combine soldier and seeing a man in an hev suit jump backwards at 300 mph and is just like: "Just another normal tuesday"
and you hear "see ya, man" as the man passes by
What gets me is the fact that a videogame character with zero head protection is doing those stunts... without some form of indestructable brain [gordon is indeed mortal, after all] jumping at 300 miles an hour gonna scromble your grey matter all upon the inside of your skull.
@@Leg8 *mate he's Australian.
@@Atamosk-bu7zt Maybe Freeman's Mind is canon...
Imagine killing him.
But he respawns.
"Time, mr Freeman?"
"Is it really that time again?"
Your profile pic is the face I would do when I realize he respawned.
No, no, no. Respaning is Master Chief’s thing
I think that respawn is canon. Its just the gman
Combine:*the only thing alive in the planet kills Gordon Freeman*
Combine:finally
*Freeman respawns rigth behind him*
Freeman: Hello
You, a Combine Civil protection officer: Watches the Cameras as per usual
Some nerd: *Jumps backwards at supersonic speeds*
You, A Loyal Officer to the Combine: Yes, I can handle this. : )
Some nerd:
Jump around as soon as he lands,
Picks up some trash,
bashes it against the walls,
flies over the world,
places trash near a tank,
when his trash suddenly starts floating near the tank for some reason,
flies into the house to get beaten up,
gets into an airboat, launches it across the world,
ignores multiple CP forces shooting at him.
I don't even know in which order these events happened, he was so fast....
This is fine.
h e y g u y s
d e s i n c h e r e
@@actuallyvulk rip desync
Gordon proceeds to go to command console type sv cheats 1 no clip impulse 101 then die
This reminds me of Dr. Breens speech in nova prospekt “He’s not a covert trained assassin, he’s a theoretical physicist!”
Yea but he has beaten covert trained assassins in the first game so that already makes him a deadly threat
A theoretical physicist who bad barely earned the distinction of his degree at the time of the black mesa incident!
Combine: Has Alien Weapons.
FreeMan: CrOwBaR
A theoretical physicist with ability to bend law of physics
We theoretical physicists are just built different.
"Hey guys, DeSinc here. Today I'm going to fight The Infographics Show. Haha, just kidding. Now what you wanna do is do a 360 backhop away from him. It's the most insulting way to do it. Then you want to grab this pallet then do a propfly onto the citadel-"
-DeSinc 2324
*salute*
Subsetgaming YeahxD
*Bonus clip* Gonna show you another trick, it requires careful execution. It's a little bit unconventional, but y'know. So grab the can... Chuck it at his kneecap this time. Now that's an important step because it makes him a little bit angrier. So lead him down to your basement... Turn around, just side strafe around him. He's now stopped following you and in the same stride, given up in his entire life, because now I've locked him in the basement forever.
seeya maan
So the round's basically over
The only wrong thing is that G-man isn't Gordon's guardian angel, yet he sees Gordon as a 'employee' puts him in stasis when he wants to, but one thing is always sure, that you need to prepare for Unforseen Consequences...
There's more. Unlike Combine Soldiers, CP aren't being brain-washed.
Gordon has his own superpower, the half life. Like that cat Gordon is in a box with a bottle of poison, but even if he die, his conscious will be send to the timeline where he survive. It's known as autosave too
There’s so much wrong here, combine don’t have faces
@@mr.laconte3207 Have you seen the ones in HL:A without their masks?
Hey thats chapter 2
"Gordon Freeman, the most dangerous man "
Me playing hl: dies for not picking up a can
Uh but u immortal untill apartment
Me, playing hl2: forgets which button you use to open doors and gets stuck
@@agent_sus3273 who uses doors??? always use crates to get through walls...😎
@@sabre2-724 You know the first chapter in hl2? Where you go out the window and end up in a courtyard?
Yeah, on my first time playing that I didn’t know you had to press E to open doors, so I threw glass bottles at the wall for twenty minutes, hoping it would open.
Of course, now I’ve completed the game twice already, so…
A better title: You vs Gorgeous Freeman.
He has multiple layers of potection , including theat A$$
I WANT THE @$$ AND I WANT IT NOW
The heavy is dead?
_gorgeous is dead sign in background_
-if you are unaware, heavy is dead is made by antoine delak, so is gorgeous freeman-
BETTER BETTER TITLE YOU VS ANGRY PHYSICIST THAT CAN BHOP AT 200 MPH
*W I L S O N!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
"Despite having no weapons experience"
Ok, stop right there. Yes he does. Everyone that has an HEV suit has to go through the Hazardous Environment Training Course (the training room tutorial of the game) and at the end there's a target practice where they instruct you on how to use every human weapon in the game. I'm not the only one that played through that? Right?
I played,maybe *he doesn't*
he accidentally got a firearm Training too-
But thing is: Sure he may have had some Range Training but he never used a gun in an actual combat situation before, it's a Top Secret Facility in the middle of nowhere....Then the Resonance Cascade happened.
I mean, I think infographics didnt hear about how the combine forces stationed on earth are pretty much just used to quell small rebellions and keep people oppressed. Metro cops are wearing quite light armor, being used primarily like a police force. The Metro-cop compared to a combine soldier or elite soldier is the same comparison between say a real world cop and a fully kitted and armored soldier.
And on the point of the resistance's armor, Dog is likely about as resilient as a strider is, but he is far more maneuverable, the combine's heavy weaponry is quite bulky, and so are the things carrying it. The actual resistance members have little to no armor and are often killed, while Gordon is in a suit that can immediately administer medical treatment, cures to toxins, radiation shielding, and can use some sort of techno wizardry to reduce the impact of bullets.
Additionally, Xen was known as a dangerous location and it would not actually be surpising for Gordon to have recieved a live fire training during his Hazardous Evironment course.
@@boxtank5288 I imagine he does have a lot of weapons training, since Gordon is part of the Expeditionary Team that was supposed to relieve the people who are already in Xen.
You can really tell that this guy has literally no idea what he’s talking about
greetings
Even so, I thought he did an alright job. I think it's more impressive that he managed to get ~90% correct despite not knowing exactly how the HL universe functions, over someone who is entirely familiar with the game's world making a similar video.
Hello, Coomer!
Look ropes
We can use them to help with pits
My clone
The only way to stop him is to tell him to prepare for unforseen consequences.
Isnt that what caused a little nerd to rip and tear the multi-galactic qonqueror alien race and chase the universe megaminds
@@thepacific2933 no "wake up and smell the ashes" did that
Or place a ladder in a crouch jump spot and then put some oil on it
Or giving him another job
okay... that one maybe work...
"..."
-Gordon Freeman, 2004
Edit: God, I forgot I made this comment, uh, thanks?
...
@Fatih Sultan Mehmed Hân ...
“I am the very model of a modern Major General” - Gordon Freeman
"........."
-Pokemon master Red
too political dude
“Gordon doesn’t need to hear all this, he is a highly trained professional”
Dead persons cant talk
6:09 "...overwhelm freeman with numbers"
**alt fires pulse rifle**
Haha flashy ball go bingbingpongboingbingzongping
@@bruhmoment5465 haha barrel go FIIIUUUUN
Gravity gun go
*s po om*
hahaha shotgun goes BOOM *tick* BOOM *tick*
Haha, Tau Cannon go: Woo Woo Woo Woo Phssh.
"despite having no experience in weapons."
His training included weapons training in case he wound up in Xen.
Black mesa scientists were aware of Xen and actively sending expeditions before the resonance cascade.
But not freeman btw, he didnt gone trough that part
@@thepacific2933 On training in Half-Life 1 you as the Gordon use mp5 with grenade launcher. So Gordon knows how to use a gun.
Isn't Gordon like, *American* ? Children play with MP 3 and 5 in school there.
Tú Nguyễn Ngọc
Nah we can’t allow kids to have guns otherwise the depressed edgy ones would shoot the other kids.
Tú Nguyễn Ngọc well yes they are both pretty popular music-playing formats.
How to beat Gordon Freeman:
Step one: Don't be a enemy of Gordon
Step 2: you don't beat Gordon Freeman he beats you
Step Three: Accept defeat and run
Or of you're in half life one don't be a friend of Gordon.
I told him to pick up that can and Im hiding and he's putting combine mines with his gravity gun
Step 4: Don't be on earth.
Yes unless he starts using prop glitches
And unless he starts running backwards at 303 mph
@@Neutronic01 and starts using a can
@@sunshock1014 Don't forget the physgun! (even it's from Gmod, but there is a beta)
desinc here
Imagine being a combine soldier, and you watch the citadel already destroyed, a 10ft robot that is bulletproof, and a weird nerd in a suit running backwards at the speed of light grabbing a gnome.
This whole video is basically saying "There's no point fighting plot-armor"
Ah yes, the strongest armor every fps protagonist seems to wear.
Sadly, this armor lacks helmet.
Well, it is true HL2's plot armor is different since it is canon in the form of the G-Man (HL: A reveals he can change timeline events to suit him, which explains Gordon being able to use every weapon in existence and things like Alyx saving him, Father Grigori giving him a shotty, etc.)
well by definition its not plot armor there is a reason why this happens
"we didnt even play half life 1 or 2 but who cares!"
I’m not watching this because I know the answer already.
*No.*
"..."
-Gordon Freeman, before the Resonance Cascade event.
“...”
-Gordon Freeman, after the Resonance Cascade event.
"..."
-Gordon freeman, during the resonance cascade event.
Heres a famous quote from gordon freeman
"................. "
"BLARGH"
-Black mesa scientist
"..."
-Gordon Freeman his whole life
Who would win?
An elite transhuman army being commanded by an out of world being
or
One nerdy boi with a crowbar
One nerdy boi with a crowbar
The nerdy boi with an orange barrel (and also a crowbar)
Bro that's just cruel...
...the aliens will be turned into pulp if they dare fight him.
I bet my money on the gun manufacturing company making all these guns
One nerdy boy because he will type in "notarget" in some kind of console.
5:05 What lucky interventions? I can only think of one; Alyx saving the unarmed Gordon from a couple Metro cops. And the only time the G-Man saves you is when the dark energy reactor explodes. The rest of the time, you're on your own.
both gman interventions are because he has another job to gordon, so only alyx and judith interventions really counts
the gman also saves gordon when he kills the nihalanth
2 is a number
The G-Man saves Gordon because he wants to "hire" him.
I just realized
Half Life is set in an oppressive dystopia
But Gordon is free, thus making him a "Freeman"
Francesco De gregorio yes, that was pointed out in the game. the brown suit dude says “he is a free man.” (Breen, I think?)
@@XeonGame the Vortigaunts also call Freeman "Free man" in HL2.
Ryan Soleim Yep
its also his name
Kind of ironic too, since he unwillingly works for the G-Man thus making him not "free"
Man literally took out aliens from other dimensions and faced the combine and I cant do more than 30 push ups in a row, so no I probably cant beat gordan
Don't forget alien boss
I can't even do one push up let alone 30.
@@Djebedji yeah lol
@Kiko no it was 5 days
i can do around 15-20
Gman isn't a "guardian angle" he is merely an employer for his employers. He only "saves" Gordon when he finishes a job. His HEV suit is from Black Mesa and is an upgraded version from the one he had on in the Black Mesa incident.
plus the suit doesn't reflect bullets
I love how mistaken the guy is about the start of half-life 2
They put something in the water to make you forget
The guy gave you 8 minutes of entertainment :/
@@benracer ikr I dont remember a freakin thing about this "City 17"
he’s not going off of the actual half life 2 story, he’s saying that you’re a civil protection, not gordon freeman, i think at least!
It's not Gordon Freeman he's talking about
"Do you know who ate all the donuts?
it was me
Look gordon, ropes!
STAHP
"Let's try this."
Niz “I DON’T WANT TO DIE”
He is killable but only once….. in your existence……. Once he dead he respawn but you ain’t gonna respawn.
Doom slayer, Gordon Freeman, Master chief and Vault dweller from Fallout.
Is there a better team?
PoliticallyIncorrect Videos Too OP
* stare with strangled face *
Samus Aran.
@@joshmaenpaa1828 ok what about B.J. Blaskavich, Barney (i think thats how you say, Noble 6, and The courier From New vegas... Is that less op?
you forgot CJ from GTA
4:00 OBJECTION!
Gordon Freeman was canonically part of the facility's firearms sports team!
Tarson Talon your profile pic fits
Uhh proof?
@@akaijuinomaha5324 aint your profile pic Adrian Shepard from Half-Life: Opposing Forces?
Well, actually there is the Black Mesa Hazard Course
Which some people say "oh it's non Canon"
But the Train announcer says "A reminder that the Black Mesa Hazard Course decathlon will commence this evening at nineteen hundred hours in the Level 3 Facility."
So yea
**hazard course flashbacks**
"unlike valve we won't make you wait 20 years for a sequel"
that caught me off guard
Imagine that you were going to fight Gordon, but you then see him entering the command "notarget" and then you just walk away.
No no no,jumps backwards in a sonic speed and ignoring every shots.
“hey gordon”
-guard after witnessing gordon bhopping backwards at 200mph
understandable, have a nice day.
Surviving: if he had a pistol, yes, if he had his crowbar, *no.*
Defeating: *no*
3:35 this is because he didn't have his passport
I see where you got that
HELLO GORDON
Wait forgot to say this “AbOuT thAT BeER I OwEd yA”
Hello GORDEN
"C'mon GORDEN! YOU'RE TRYING TO GET ME INTO TROUBLE?"
@@therealgaben5527 For 10 PlayCoins, I can help you overthrow the Combine!
BlckGuard for 6playcoins I can remove all toxins
Look Gordon! Ropes! You can use these to- HELP ME GORDON!
Bro, he will begin to run at you at atleast 5000 m/h
That's 5 km/h so it's not so much xD
You meant km/h?
Fun facthe cant that is sorce engine but if he can c9mbine ca too
That's less than my walking speed. Not much less. Just less. Pretty sure you forgot a k.
He said at least, that means he is likely to be powerful enough to walk towards you (a combine) without being afraidm
To put it this way:
No, you can not fight him
and no, you can not survive him.
He is like terminator, but with H.E.V suit and trauma.
"No weapons experience"
Gordon Freeman is American, and Freeman's mind to me is canon.
I mean…
@@agent_sus3273 You mean, what?
@@brodyking7095 1. You’d be surprised at how taboo weapons actually are in some parts of the US.
2. Judging by the training course you can take in the game, he had weapons experience.
In Freeman's Mind, Gordon actually states he has never shot a gun before. In the training course episode he never actually gets to the shooting range since he refuses to continue when it wants him to fall from a high place. Although I guess Die Hard alone gave him enough weapons experience lol.
@@agent_sus3273 Well, this isn’t based
in the USA and the fact that Gordon was born in Seattle.
"Whose expertise are pushing buttons and pulling levers" Oh, hi Barney.
Think you can fix the vending machine too college boy?
@@jasonfenton8250 We Will never hear the end of this!
@@Samuello2024 You better make like diarrhea and run.
Oh hi mark
@@boopert3589 you better make like an atom, and split
Tell me you have never played a half life game without telling me you have never played a half life game
" i can take on gordon freeman"
*sees him flying through the air and going at 400 miles per hour by bhopping*
" yeah hi i would like to quit my job"
*DESINC INBOUND*
Accelerated Backhopping If you're talking New or Old engine
oh boy my favourite part of source engine games is the part where you grab a random object and put it near your feet and suddenly you’re flying
I'm not afraid of you!
I'm afraid of you!
Hey guys desinc here
Now this part is simple, just do a backwards accelerated back-hop.
Do a 360 over this zombie...
@@l.pietrobon3925 Aaand fail the jump completely.
@@imper387 360 over this zombie...
See ya maaaaaa....
if you bring this pickaxe into the next level, then jump on it, you’ll get launched into a direction. AYYY G-MAN HOW IT GOIN’
Everyone knows that Gordan Freeman didn't hesitate to pick up that can.
He backed up and landed a solid 3-pointer from the other side of the room.
While singing Modern Major General.
I always throw the can at the c.p and just out menover him in order to not get zapped he stops chasing you once you leave the building
first off: Gordan can be killed but its gonna take some time
second:Bullets don't Fly off his HEV suit he has suit power if . if it is in like 0 then he can bleed
Third: Alyx did not build D.O.G eli build him
Forth: G-Man does not take Gordan Away in near death situations
Last: Gordan has a Crowbar not a Pipe
Yeah, the only time Gman saves gordon is after a task is complete. Like the ends of HL1 and HL2
So many things wrong it pains me
Gman teleporting him might be a way of explaining respawning
@@noisyash4234 that doesn't hold up when you look at blue shift and decay.
I also forgot to say that they forgot about vortigaunt's
One thing is that Eli did build him but Alyx was constantly upgrading him something most people over look. Also you can find health in like every create and Vorts can heal and take Gordan away from dangerous situations if they really want to. No one appreciates the Vortigaunts... they are like the nicest and most useful ally now. Lastly I agree with the pipe thing. The Crowbar is synonymous with Half-Life. That is like saying Master Chief is from Doom.
I know how to defeat Gordon Freeman. I’ll call Morgan Freeman.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I could see why some of the boys took him for snobby. He had a quiet way about him, a walk and a talk that just wasn't normal around here. He strolled, like a man in a park without a care or a worry in the world, like he had on an invisible coat that would shield him from this place. Yeah, I think it would be fair to say...I liked Gordon Freeman from the start.
No, call John Freeman, his brother.
Seriesly? 😂😂😂😂
You'd die in 10 secs if that happens because speedrun freeman
this video honestly sounds like 1 person in the entire studio played the game 7 years ago and is telling everyone the story off memory because someone suggested it
Actually, CP's are un-modified and only combine soldiers get memory erased
I might wanna tell you, in lore, the CP do have a choice by the rank "03" to be memory wiped. Causing them to be promoted more than 03, because 03 is the max rank a CP member can get before they have to be memory wiped to be promoted.
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and if they die, the rest of their family is going to be executed.
0:40 new alien overlords, new you
how inspirational
Oh my imaginary girlfriend returned to me.
Fayssal Amin wait xD
Until a nerd with orange suit and a crowbar starts to bhop at u
@@delrasshial7200 Simp detected
Delrasshial simp alert its in the base!
now do “can you survive against Benrey”
Barney’s dead 5 minutes
@@MaskedGamer10001 not barney
i believe he is talking about Benrey from hlvrai
UA-camr: lets make a video on half life *makes no research on the actual story* eh it’ll do
the gamerlad360 finally, a comment that recognizes what this video really is
Obi High Ground Kenobi agreed
I like how a lot of things about the combine is wrong.
This was Actually a brilliant idea for a Video, Half-life one of the best games ever
Valve also just released half life alyx
Yeah just at right time to get more veiws
Tihetris Weathersby and h3vr did just release a half-life themed update
Is the best game ever made
It is, this is why I love it.
this is very unrealistic as gordon isn't bhopping backwards faster than the speed of sound. in this video he is just walking
"It's another *wonderful* day in City 17"
Say what
That got a chuckle out of me
*looks out the window at the building of people being mercilessly destroyed by the combine.* “Accurate.”
*gets beaten up inside apartment because someone stepped an inch inside the building*
Average dr breen fan
g-man isn't his guardian angel/mysterious stranger, for all we know he sees humanity as tools and novelties
@@softan Well Humans seem more like toys he can collect and he say's he has EMPLOYERS, but they aren't affecting the story like G-Man is. G-Man has a presence and he wants you to know he is always watching and like a kid playing a game with his toys he wants things to go his way. Once Gordan was broke free from his control my the Vorts G-Man was angry because his toy was taken away from him. He even keeps Adrien Shepard as a collectors item. A toy that will never be taken out of the box again.
Gman is hatched combine adivisor
the only moments he "saved" gordon is after he defeated Nihillant and at the citatel core explosion, both because he had another task to him after
so yeah, gordon is just an employee, not a protected
@@lorenz0c0rdova65 Lol your so right
@@lorenz0c0rdova65 love the idea of this being a game and the gman a bratty kid
Gordon doesn't need to hear all this, he's a highly trained professional!
Combine : *Sends multiple gunships, striders and attack helicopters + thousand of combine soldiers to hunt Freeman*
Gordon: "I like those odds."
Combine: *Sends in One of its Powerful Technology and Destructive Weaponry with Elites*
Gordon: *I'm gonna do what's called a Pro Gamer Move.*
Combine: *turns into a zombine and runs towards the character with a live grenade*
Me: *panics and loses game*
You VS Gorgon Freeman, how will you survive?
The answer, surrender.
Since he is "Gorgon Freeman", I'm pretty sure you can't surrender. You'll be turned to stone.
surrender as in .... "SURRENDER FREEMEN" ?
YORE DEAD FREEMAN
if someone doesn't get that "joke" then i'm going to force you to play a really terrible half-life mod
@@zerdebird r/woooosh
Or you work with him
How to defeat Gordon Freeman
1. Use a gun
2. If that don’t work
3. Use more gun
Only the tf2 mercs can beat Gordon Freeman
Just ask him what's 1+2
More than 2 and less than 4, or in other words, "2, episode 1"
It works on gaben not gordon but his answer would be *beep*beep*beep
Half life 3
*Warning: Major fracture detected. Automatic medical system engaged. Morphine administer.*
Or ask him ANY question. After all he can't speak.
I doubt these people even remotely knew what Half-Life was before Half-Life Alyx
“but after you dropped the can and told him to pick it up, he throws it at your knee and traps you.”
Everybody gangsta till the theoretical physicist starts singing modern major general
BusterBuizel I get that reference
"Friends are like weeds that scream."
I'll be serious, even valve said he was made to feel like he's invincible but isn't , he's just clever.
You vs. Freeman...
Freeman:
1. sv_cheats 1
2. Notarget
3. Npc_create npc_antlionguard
You: 😢
5:30 The combine do have teleportation tech for moving around Earth, an example is at the end of the Nova Prospeckt chapter. Also the combine's transhuman arm is the heavily armed soldiers in dark suits, masks, and body armor. The guys you're showing are civil protection.
Tacarish that may be true, but their teleporter is extremly slow cuz it took gordon and alyx about 1 week to reach kleiners lab. And judith mossman helped the combine build the teleporter as well.
Imagine if breen was just waiting a week having nothing better to do but wait for eli@@kanchai2039
How to beat gordon freeman:
Step 1: *Learn some bhop*
step 2 die because he is gonna turn on godmode
you can do bhopping, he does ABH
"You can't beat his G-man guardian angel, and neither can your alien overlords."
*Half-Life: Alyx has entered the chat*
Only laszlo! the finest mind of his generation! could defeat Gordon Freeman!
Poor Laszlo! The finest mind of his generation, has come to such an end.
Leave me alone now. I know you did everything u could to help.
Wrong but he could help him
*_”Hey guys, Desinc here..”_*
*Sounds of propflying intensifies*
*now that we have the revolver we've pretty much beat the game* -desink
3:37 'Look at how upset he's getting, look at his fists, they're balled. He wants to beat you up so bad.'
"I'm gonna have to protect you from him. I'm gonna have to follow you around and protect you from him."
“AaAaAaAaAaaAAAAaaaaoOooooooOooAaAaAAA”
*wheeze*
THEY CANNOT STOP US WE ARE A RISING FORCE WITH SODAS AND ROPES IN HAND
"Where's your passport?"
A friendly reminder:
Gordon finished MIT, not a military academy.
And still was that one who managed to defeat literally anyone.
Answer: surrender to him and join his adventure, just don't be that guy who says, "Follow Freeman!"
And don't be Barney either - he still owes him a bottle of beer.
Many terrorists never finished military academy either. I sure as heck didn't play fair as Gordon, believe me I was yeeting those satchel charges!
@@TarsonTalon I do believe you.
He got weapons training during the Hazard Course (Due to people with HEV suits often going to Xen where there are massive amounts of hostile alien life as you would know)
Every H.E.V portator must have an trainement of assault weapons in Black mesa
@@KonpakuYoumu2003 by this point a question can be risen: why would a scientist learn how to use guns?
A question that Valve has left for us to solve.
What's even worse is Freeman has the power to walk through hallways and make time stop as well as have the strange words "loading" appear in front of your face.
How are you going to fight gordon freeman?
answer: spam impulse 101 into the console
Bind your mouse1 to do notarget
@@buffcat1399 genius
Plot Twist: *YOUR GORDON FREEMAN*
Why spam it? It’ll give you all the weapons the first time
The only problem is that the CP is actually regular humans, you only become a stalker when you become an OTA.
CP units get turned into OTAs.
Defective/Rogue CPs and Rebels are the ones turned into Stalkers.
And teleporting more soldiers is a no no too cuz they are not gonna be human shaped soldiers
@@thepacific2933 I think he means the other pools of combine soldiers NOT overwatch, but they use the CPs as placeholder as the only actual combine are the advisors gun ships and striders, and hunters, but we never seen any other soldiers from the other dimensions.
Stalkers are their "slaves" CPs get brainwashed OTA units are Real combines are weird human things with white skin
FFS, Combine soldiers are trans-human, and were used by Breen to prove humanity's worth to the UU
He always complaints about the storylines. Half life has one of the best narrating experience in video games. Humans do have a better armour because it was made by super advanced scientists and human creativity, which the combine lack. Ever wondered why military has worse tech than scientists? No, right! I hope that explains and you stop ranting about one of the best video games.
I doubt he even did any research.
@@randomuser1113 pcv being comparable to hev is a completely different thing, pcv was exclusive to only HECU Marine corps, most of which were wiped out during the black mesa incident.
The combine is much advanced, all right, but after Gordon came from raiding nova prospect, he became a mythical legend among the rebels, boosting their morale.
Mind you, the overwatch combine forces are merely a shell of total combine troops, they are just a garrison over earth.
Gordon Freeman the most badass game character of all time, the man who invaded an entire planet on his own and killed every being that dared to face him.
Some nerd will say doomguy is better and gordon quietly bhops to his face to slap him
Gordon is really just the nerd version of Doomguy.
what about shephard? he fought elite blacks ops forces and even more insane aliens, also he has a gun so powerful that it pushes you backwards when you fire it.
@@thepacific2933 Can't we just agree that both have their strengths and weaknesses and that overall they're both pretty badass?
doomguy would like a word with you
Without even watching the first second of this video, I know that he’ll crucify me without question.
Gordon Freman took on the military single handedly. And defeated an entire alien empire.
If you cant beat him, join him
I'm waiting for him to show up in the combine overworld and wipe out the entire universal union
Funny how people forgot Half Life, until Half Life: Alyx came out. Suddenly people started to make more HL content.
Nobody forgot Half-Life.
They simply... Waked up and smelled the ashes...
Say that to all HL SFX content :)
it happens when there is no new game in over a decade
Technically GMod players never forget half life 2 as half life 2 characters and NPCs are present at all times.
1:37 After that he start bhop to a room and lock you in the room with that can of aluminum.
"Now he can't get out. He's stuck fore-"
*bonus clip*
WHASSAP GUYS DESINC HERe
Metrocops never actually remove their masks. And the combine home world doesn’t have any purple aliens. Xen’s flora and heck even Xen it self isn’t pink. It’s mostly green with some yellow. When you go to Xen you never see giant pink planets or asteroids floating around. Xen isn’t a world, it’s a border world basically in between worlds so you can teleport to them.
Gordon: (About to die and get nuked hundred times)
GMan: I got ya fam.
Combine: We've got you surrounded Freeman!
Gordon: *Starts prop climbing over them*
Combine: ...
"U cant beat the G-Man even ur alien overlords."
G-Mans Jail cell: "Understanding have a great day."
4:13
Captions say "Morgan Freeman" instead of "Gordon Freeman"
Probably auto correct lol
LachVonMagma or a purposeful joke
You: Alright! We've got him cornered without ammo! Time to take him OU-
Gordon: Alright, so once we've been backed into this corner, we take this pallet and do a prop jump on to this wall, do a 360 off this combine soldier and ABS awᵃʸ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ⁻⁻
You: ......
I mean, d.o.g. Was built from combine parts, so, I guess it’s the combines fault for focusing more on photo machines than mechs.
4:01 he does have weapon experience from the Hazard course from Black Mesa they had thought him well evrerything they could
But i highly doubt that training surpasses the army in any way.
@@Mageh533 Yeah i think its still safe to say he had basic firearms training. Also gordon is 27years old who knows how much shooting he could have done before.
His HEV suit helps with most aspects of weaponry
@@Mageh533 Well he makes a militar genocide in his way i dont that that training serves too well.
You vs Laszlo ”the finest mind of his generation”
it was not a teleportation experiment. it was more a routine probe analysis outside standard perimeters
Combine soldier:trains for 20 years
Gordon Freeman: has a crowbar
Don't mess whit a man whit a crowbar
The Combine: we have practically impossible technology, mind powers and nigh-infinite highly trained soldiers
Gordon Freeman: I have a crowbar
@@lyndon4610 😂
Or, from a different perspective,
Gordon: Has an armor suit, several weapons, and is a very intelligent scientist
The Combine: *pick up that can*
he wasn't assigned to black mesa, he worked there after strenious interviews
Gordon doesn’t need to hear this, he’s a highly trained professional.
Gordon needs to hear all this,hes a highly coomed professional.
Recommendations:
You vs lisa trevor
You vs hunter
You vs licker
You vs mr.x
You vs William birkin
You vs nemesis
You vs albert wesker
You vs h.u.n.k.
You vs krauser
You vs boulder
You vs tofu
You vs the los illominatos
Ayy a JoJo and Resident Evil fan
How about a Licker?
@@gokujoestar5748
I love both equally.
RE is my childhood and JJBA is the first manga I read.
@@JustADioWhosAHeroForFun
Added that.
They are blind but can only find you if you make noise.I would explode there eardrums.
And What about krauser?