YOU vs Half-Life's Gordon Freeman (Could You Defeat And Survive Him)
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- Опубліковано 23 бер 2020
- You get a job for the Combine Civilian Protection Force thinking you've got it made, but when a mysterious man shows up and starts causing trouble, you make it your personal mission to take him out, before he destroys you first. It's you vs Half-Life Gordon Freeman, a nerd Rambo, with you in his sights! Find out if you could survive this funny animation in the Half-Life world just in time for Half-Life: Alyx
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How to defeat Gordon Freeman:
1. You can't.
no one can!
To be fair he’s a nerd with no head protection you would realistically just make him headbutt some bullets
Without his suit and G-Man, he’s probably powerless
Borsalino Kizaru not really. He’s pretty smart and can use his brains tactical.
His crowbar is enough to destroy the entire compine
Imagine facing gordon and he just no clips through the wall
Or prop fly
"Hey guys, desinc here."
Or bhops with 1000km/h
Crowbar spam
He either has the skill of desinc, or
*sv_cheats 1*
This reminds me of Dr. Breens speech in nova prospekt “He’s not a covert trained assassin, he’s a theoretical physicist!”
Yea but he has beaten covert trained assassins in the first game so that already makes him a deadly threat
A theoretical physicist who bad barely earned the distinction of his degree at the time of the black mesa incident!
Combine: Has Alien Weapons.
FreeMan: CrOwBaR
A theoretical physicist with ability to bend law of physics
We theoretical physicists are just built different.
Imagine being a combine soldier and seeing a man in an hev suit jump backwards at 300 mph and is just like: "Just another normal tuesday"
and you hear "see ya, man" as the man passes by
What gets me is the fact that a videogame character with zero head protection is doing those stunts... without some form of indestructable brain [gordon is indeed mortal, after all] jumping at 300 miles an hour gonna scromble your grey matter all upon the inside of your skull.
@@Leg8 *mate he's Australian.
@@Atamosk-bu7zt Maybe Freeman's Mind is canon...
_Everybody gangsta till Gordon opens up the console_
> sv_cheats 1
> noclip
Noclip on
>buddha
Buddha mode on...
@@swinty6058 >impulse 101
The one combine soldier: Bruh...
Or til he starts an accelerated back hop
@@swinty6058 buddha?
You, a Combine Civil protection officer: Watches the Cameras as per usual
Some nerd: *Jumps backwards at supersonic speeds*
You, A Loyal Officer to the Combine: Yes, I can handle this. : )
Some nerd:
Jump around as soon as he lands,
Picks up some trash,
bashes it against the walls,
flies over the world,
places trash near a tank,
when his trash suddenly starts floating near the tank for some reason,
flies into the house to get beaten up,
gets into an airboat, launches it across the world,
ignores multiple CP forces shooting at him.
I don't even know in which order these events happened, he was so fast....
This is fine.
h e y g u y s
d e s i n c h e r e
@@actuallyvulk rip desync
Gordon proceeds to go to command console type sv cheats 1 no clip impulse 101 then die
I’m not entirely sure this man actually played either of the Half-life games himself.
agreed
Looks like the ENTIRE TEAM didn't TRY THE GAME
There's more
Why metro police have overwatch gun?
it's probably because the narrator never played half life, he was told to do this with a script
@@Exile1778 true I mean he got most of the stuff right.
You can really tell that this guy has literally no idea what he’s talking about
greetings
Even so, I thought he did an alright job. I think it's more impressive that he managed to get ~90% correct despite not knowing exactly how the HL universe functions, over someone who is entirely familiar with the game's world making a similar video.
Hello, Coomer!
Look ropes
We can use them to help with pits
My clone
But whatever you do, *_Don't tell Gordon to pickup that can_*
Lol De_sinc be like
Then he just traps you on the door he came from
The last time I've heard that... Let's just say I remember only two things
Sv_cheats 1
Impulse 101
NICE PFP XD
Or he will start to backhop faster than the speed of light
Imagine killing him.
But he respawns.
"Time, mr Freeman?"
"Is it really that time again?"
Your profile pic is the face I would do when I realize he respawned.
No, no, no. Respaning is Master Chief’s thing
"Yay! I killed Freeman!"
Loading...
I think that respawn is canon. Its just the gman
“Gordon doesn’t need to hear all this, he is a highly trained professional”
Dead persons cant talk
"Gordon Freeman, the most dangerous man "
Me playing hl: dies for not picking up a can
Uh but u immortal untill apartment
Me, playing hl2: forgets which button you use to open doors and gets stuck
@@agent_sus3273 who uses doors??? always use crates to get through walls...😎
@@sabre2-724 You know the first chapter in hl2? Where you go out the window and end up in a courtyard?
Yeah, on my first time playing that I didn’t know you had to press E to open doors, so I threw glass bottles at the wall for twenty minutes, hoping it would open.
Of course, now I’ve completed the game twice already, so…
"Despite having no weapons experience..."
Someone clearly didn't run the Hazard Course.
Hazard course isn't canon?
@@hiimaRandomGamer hazard course is canon, in fact, in decay, you go through it as part of the story
@@hiimaRandomGamer the intro tram would like to have a word with you
"Hey guys, DeSinc here. Today I'm going to fight The Infographics Show. Haha, just kidding. Now what you wanna do is do a 360 backhop away from him. It's the most insulting way to do it. Then you want to grab this pallet then do a propfly onto the citadel-"
-DeSinc 2324
*salute*
Subsetgaming YeahxD
*Bonus clip* Gonna show you another trick, it requires careful execution. It's a little bit unconventional, but y'know. So grab the can... Chuck it at his kneecap this time. Now that's an important step because it makes him a little bit angrier. So lead him down to your basement... Turn around, just side strafe around him. He's now stopped following you and in the same stride, given up in his entire life, because now I've locked him in the basement forever.
seeya maan
So the round's basically over
How to beat Gordon Freeman:
Step one: Don't be a enemy of Gordon
Step 2: you don't beat Gordon Freeman he beats you
Step Three: Accept defeat and run
Or of you're in half life one don't be a friend of Gordon.
I told him to pick up that can and Im hiding and he's putting combine mines with his gravity gun
Step 4: Don't be on earth.
I’m not watching this because I know the answer already.
*No.*
"Despite having no weapons experience"
Ok, stop right there. Yes he does. Everyone that has an HEV suit has to go through the Hazardous Environment Training Course (the training room tutorial of the game) and at the end there's a target practice where they instruct you on how to use every human weapon in the game. I'm not the only one that played through that? Right?
I played,maybe *he doesn't*
he accidentally got a firearm Training too-
But thing is: Sure he may have had some Range Training but he never used a gun in an actual combat situation before, it's a Top Secret Facility in the middle of nowhere....Then the Resonance Cascade happened.
I mean, I think infographics didnt hear about how the combine forces stationed on earth are pretty much just used to quell small rebellions and keep people oppressed. Metro cops are wearing quite light armor, being used primarily like a police force. The Metro-cop compared to a combine soldier or elite soldier is the same comparison between say a real world cop and a fully kitted and armored soldier.
And on the point of the resistance's armor, Dog is likely about as resilient as a strider is, but he is far more maneuverable, the combine's heavy weaponry is quite bulky, and so are the things carrying it. The actual resistance members have little to no armor and are often killed, while Gordon is in a suit that can immediately administer medical treatment, cures to toxins, radiation shielding, and can use some sort of techno wizardry to reduce the impact of bullets.
Additionally, Xen was known as a dangerous location and it would not actually be surpising for Gordon to have recieved a live fire training during his Hazardous Evironment course.
@@boxtank5288 I imagine he does have a lot of weapons training, since Gordon is part of the Expeditionary Team that was supposed to relieve the people who are already in Xen.
A better title: You vs Gorgeous Freeman.
He has multiple layers of potection , including theat A$$
I WANT THE @$$ AND I WANT IT NOW
The heavy is dead?
_gorgeous is dead sign in background_
-if you are unaware, heavy is dead is made by antoine delak, so is gorgeous freeman-
BETTER BETTER TITLE YOU VS ANGRY PHYSICIST THAT CAN BHOP AT 200 MPH
*W I L S O N!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
5:05 What lucky interventions? I can only think of one; Alyx saving the unarmed Gordon from a couple Metro cops. And the only time the G-Man saves you is when the dark energy reactor explodes. The rest of the time, you're on your own.
both gman interventions are because he has another job to gordon, so only alyx and judith interventions really counts
the gman also saves gordon when he kills the nihalanth
2 is a number
The G-Man saves Gordon because he wants to "hire" him.
Gman isn't a "guardian angle" he is merely an employer for his employers. He only "saves" Gordon when he finishes a job. His HEV suit is from Black Mesa and is an upgraded version from the one he had on in the Black Mesa incident.
plus the suit doesn't reflect bullets
"..."
-Gordon Freeman, 2004
Edit: God, I forgot I made this comment, uh, thanks?
...
@Fatih Sultan Mehmed Hân ...
“I am the very model of a modern Major General” - Gordon Freeman
"........."
-Pokemon master Red
too political dude
6:09 "...overwhelm freeman with numbers"
**alt fires pulse rifle**
Haha flashy ball go bingbingpongboingbingzongping
@@bruhmoment5465 haha barrel go FIIIUUUUN
Gravity gun go
*s po om*
hahaha shotgun goes BOOM *tick* BOOM *tick*
Haha, Tau Cannon go: Woo Woo Woo Woo Phssh.
3:35 this is because he didn't have his passport
I see where you got that
HELLO GORDON
What's even worse is Freeman has the power to walk through hallways and make time stop as well as have the strange words "loading" appear in front of your face.
The only wrong thing is that G-man isn't Gordon's guardian angel, yet he sees Gordon as a 'employee' puts him in stasis when he wants to, but one thing is always sure, that you need to prepare for Unforseen Consequences...
There's more. Unlike Combine Soldiers, CP aren't being brain-washed.
Gordon has his own superpower, the half life. Like that cat Gordon is in a box with a bottle of poison, but even if he die, his conscious will be send to the timeline where he survive. It's known as autosave too
There’s so much wrong here, combine don’t have faces
@@mr.laconte3207 Have you seen the ones in HL:A without their masks?
Hey thats chapter 2
The only way to stop him is to tell him to prepare for unforseen consequences.
Isnt that what caused a little nerd to rip and tear the multi-galactic qonqueror alien race and chase the universe megaminds
@@thepacific2933 no "wake up and smell the ashes" did that
Or place a ladder in a crouch jump spot and then put some oil on it
Or giving him another job
okay... that one maybe work...
“but after you dropped the can and told him to pick it up, he throws it at your knee and traps you.”
"U cant beat the G-Man even ur alien overlords."
G-Mans Jail cell: "Understanding have a great day."
This whole video is basically saying "There's no point fighting plot-armor"
Ah yes, the strongest armor every fps protagonist seems to wear.
Sadly, this armor lacks helmet.
Well, it is true HL2's plot armor is different since it is canon in the form of the G-Man (HL: A reveals he can change timeline events to suit him, which explains Gordon being able to use every weapon in existence and things like Alyx saving him, Father Grigori giving him a shotty, etc.)
well by definition its not plot armor there is a reason why this happens
"we didnt even play half life 1 or 2 but who cares!"
"despite having no experience in weapons."
His training included weapons training in case he wound up in Xen.
Black mesa scientists were aware of Xen and actively sending expeditions before the resonance cascade.
But not freeman btw, he didnt gone trough that part
@@thepacific2933 On training in Half-Life 1 you as the Gordon use mp5 with grenade launcher. So Gordon knows how to use a gun.
Isn't Gordon like, *American* ? Children play with MP 3 and 5 in school there.
Tú Nguyễn Ngọc
Nah we can’t allow kids to have guns otherwise the depressed edgy ones would shoot the other kids.
Tú Nguyễn Ngọc well yes they are both pretty popular music-playing formats.
now do “can you survive against Benrey”
Barney’s dead 5 minutes
@@MaskedGamer10001 not barney
i believe he is talking about Benrey from hlvrai
"You can't beat his G-man guardian angel, and neither can your alien overlords."
*Half-Life: Alyx has entered the chat*
"..."
-Gordon Freeman, before the Resonance Cascade event.
“...”
-Gordon Freeman, after the Resonance Cascade event.
"..."
-Gordon freeman, during the resonance cascade event.
Heres a famous quote from gordon freeman
"................. "
"BLARGH"
-Black mesa scientist
"..."
-Gordon Freeman his whole life
Yes unless he starts using prop glitches
And unless he starts running backwards at 303 mph
@@Neutronic01 and starts using a can
@@sunshock1014 Don't forget the physgun! (even it's from Gmod, but there is a beta)
desinc here
Imagine being a combine soldier, and you watch the citadel already destroyed, a 10ft robot that is bulletproof, and a weird nerd in a suit running backwards at the speed of light grabbing a gnome.
*now that we have the revolver we've pretty much beat the game* -desink
Everyone knows that Gordan Freeman didn't hesitate to pick up that can.
He backed up and landed a solid 3-pointer from the other side of the room.
While singing Modern Major General.
I always throw the can at the c.p and just out menover him in order to not get zapped he stops chasing you once you leave the building
I just realized
Half Life is set in an oppressive dystopia
But Gordon is free, thus making him a "Freeman"
Francesco De gregorio yes, that was pointed out in the game. the brown suit dude says “he is a free man.” (Breen, I think?)
@@XeonGame the Vortigaunts also call Freeman "Free man" in HL2.
Ryan Soleim Yep
its also his name
Kind of ironic too, since he unwillingly works for the G-Man thus making him not "free"
Who would win?
An elite transhuman army being commanded by an out of world being
or
One nerdy boi with a crowbar
One nerdy boi with a crowbar
The nerdy boi with an orange barrel (and also a crowbar)
Bro that's just cruel...
...the aliens will be turned into pulp if they dare fight him.
I bet my money on the gun manufacturing company making all these guns
One nerdy boy because he will type in "notarget" in some kind of console.
" *Laughing* You wouldn't _Need all that_ to emprision...Gordon Freeman."
I love how it abruptly ends with him talking about half life 3 lol
4:00 OBJECTION!
Gordon Freeman was canonically part of the facility's firearms sports team!
Tarson Talon your profile pic fits
Uhh proof?
@@akaijuinomaha5324 aint your profile pic Adrian Shepard from Half-Life: Opposing Forces?
Well, actually there is the Black Mesa Hazard Course
Which some people say "oh it's non Canon"
But the Train announcer says "A reminder that the Black Mesa Hazard Course decathlon will commence this evening at nineteen hundred hours in the Level 3 Facility."
So yea
**hazard course flashbacks**
Surviving: if he had a pistol, yes, if he had his crowbar, *no.*
Defeating: *no*
Nerd Rambo is the perfect description of Gordon
this video honestly sounds like 1 person in the entire studio played the game 7 years ago and is telling everyone the story off memory because someone suggested it
Man literally took out aliens from other dimensions and faced the combine and I cant do more than 30 push ups in a row, so no I probably cant beat gordan
Don't forget alien boss
I can't even do one push up let alone 30.
@@Djebedji yeah lol
@Kiko no it was 5 days
i can do around 15-20
I love how mistaken the guy is about the start of half-life 2
meh, it's close enough
They put something in the water to make you forget
The guy gave you 8 minutes of entertainment :/
@@benracer ikr I dont remember a freakin thing about this "City 17"
he’s not going off of the actual half life 2 story, he’s saying that you’re a civil protection, not gordon freeman, i think at least!
Freeman: gets hit by a rocket in the face also freeman: nah its a scratch
Gordon doesn't need to hear all this, he is a highly trained profesionnal
Doom slayer, Gordon Freeman, Master chief and Vault dweller from Fallout.
Is there a better team?
PoliticallyIncorrect Videos Too OP
* stare with strangled face *
Samus Aran.
@@joshmaenpaa1828 ok what about B.J. Blaskavich, Barney (i think thats how you say, Noble 6, and The courier From New vegas... Is that less op?
you forgot CJ from GTA
Imagine that you were going to fight Gordon, but you then see him entering the command "notarget" and then you just walk away.
No no no,jumps backwards in a sonic speed and ignoring every shots.
“hey gordon”
-guard after witnessing gordon bhopping backwards at 200mph
understandable, have a nice day.
imagine being a fast zombie and seeing an guy with an orange robot suit cowing with a shotgun running at you
Me: Is There Some Way To Beat Gordon Freeman?
The Infographics Show: well Yes, But Actually No.
"Do you know who ate all the donuts?
it was me
Look gordon, ropes!
STAHP
"Let's try this."
Niz “I DON’T WANT TO DIE”
first off: Gordan can be killed but its gonna take some time
second:Bullets don't Fly off his HEV suit he has suit power if . if it is in like 0 then he can bleed
Third: Alyx did not build D.O.G eli build him
Forth: G-Man does not take Gordan Away in near death situations
Last: Gordan has a Crowbar not a Pipe
Yeah, the only time Gman saves gordon is after a task is complete. Like the ends of HL1 and HL2
So many things wrong it pains me
Gman teleporting him might be a way of explaining respawning
@@noisyash4234 that doesn't hold up when you look at blue shift and decay.
I also forgot to say that they forgot about vortigaunt's
One thing is that Eli did build him but Alyx was constantly upgrading him something most people over look. Also you can find health in like every create and Vorts can heal and take Gordan away from dangerous situations if they really want to. No one appreciates the Vortigaunts... they are like the nicest and most useful ally now. Lastly I agree with the pipe thing. The Crowbar is synonymous with Half-Life. That is like saying Master Chief is from Doom.
2:21 that combine soldier is barney calhoun gordons best friend if somebody dont know
“Pick up that can!”
Freeman: ok sir *uses it to speed prop and 360 ABH at 3200 mph*
" i can take on gordon freeman"
*sees him flying through the air and going at 400 miles per hour by bhopping*
" yeah hi i would like to quit my job"
*DESINC INBOUND*
Accelerated Backhopping If you're talking New or Old engine
oh boy my favourite part of source engine games is the part where you grab a random object and put it near your feet and suddenly you’re flying
I'm not afraid of you!
I'm afraid of you!
Hey guys desinc here
The infographic show: how to defeat Gordon freeman
Speedrunner Gordon: hold my bhop
“He is not a covert operative, or a highly trained assassin! He is a theoretical physicist!”
Wait forgot to say this “AbOuT thAT BeER I OwEd yA”
Hello GORDEN
"C'mon GORDEN! YOU'RE TRYING TO GET ME INTO TROUBLE?"
@@therealgaben5527 For 10 PlayCoins, I can help you overthrow the Combine!
BlckGuard for 6playcoins I can remove all toxins
Look Gordon! Ropes! You can use these to- HELP ME GORDON!
Bro, he will begin to run at you at atleast 5000 m/h
That's 5 km/h so it's not so much xD
You meant km/h?
Fun facthe cant that is sorce engine but if he can c9mbine ca too
That's less than my walking speed. Not much less. Just less. Pretty sure you forgot a k.
He said at least, that means he is likely to be powerful enough to walk towards you (a combine) without being afraidm
He always complaints about the storylines. Half life has one of the best narrating experience in video games. Humans do have a better armour because it was made by super advanced scientists and human creativity, which the combine lack. Ever wondered why military has worse tech than scientists? No, right! I hope that explains and you stop ranting about one of the best video games.
I doubt he even did any research.
@@randomuser1113 pcv being comparable to hev is a completely different thing, pcv was exclusive to only HECU Marine corps, most of which were wiped out during the black mesa incident.
The combine is much advanced, all right, but after Gordon came from raiding nova prospect, he became a mythical legend among the rebels, boosting their morale.
Mind you, the overwatch combine forces are merely a shell of total combine troops, they are just a garrison over earth.
3:39
"Where a resonance cascade happened during a TELEPORTATION experiment..."
The anti-mass spectrometer is not a teleporter!
"Whose expertise are pushing buttons and pulling levers" Oh, hi Barney.
Think you can fix the vending machine too college boy?
@@jasonfenton8250 We Will never hear the end of this!
@@Samuello2024 You better make like diarrhea and run.
Oh hi mark
@@boopert3589 you better make like an atom, and split
Actually, CP's are un-modified and only combine soldiers get memory erased
I might wanna tell you, in lore, the CP do have a choice by the rank "03" to be memory wiped. Causing them to be promoted more than 03, because 03 is the max rank a CP member can get before they have to be memory wiped to be promoted.
sound/npc/overwatch/radiovoice/remindermemoryreplacement.wav
and if they die, the rest of their family is going to be executed.
Literally no one:
The Infographics Show:
*recreates starting from Half-Life 2*
You : shoot at gordon
Gordon : lets do a accelerated back hop real quick
Now this part is simple, just do a backwards accelerated back-hop.
Do a 360 over this zombie...
@@l.pietrobon3925 Aaand fail the jump completely.
@@imper387 360 over this zombie...
See ya maaaaaa....
if you bring this pickaxe into the next level, then jump on it, you’ll get launched into a direction. AYYY G-MAN HOW IT GOIN’
I know how to defeat Gordon Freeman. I’ll call Morgan Freeman.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I could see why some of the boys took him for snobby. He had a quiet way about him, a walk and a talk that just wasn't normal around here. He strolled, like a man in a park without a care or a worry in the world, like he had on an invisible coat that would shield him from this place. Yeah, I think it would be fair to say...I liked Gordon Freeman from the start.
No, call John Freeman, his brother.
Seriesly? 😂😂😂😂
You'd die in 10 secs if that happens because speedrun freeman
"You pop out of cover to see Gordon Flying in on a pallet and b-hopping away at 300 miles an hour."
Unless I have a clear line of sight and a BFG, the answer is no.
"It's another *wonderful* day in City 17"
Say what
That got a chuckle out of me
*looks out the window at the building of people being mercilessly destroyed by the combine.* “Accurate.”
*gets beaten up inside apartment because someone stepped an inch inside the building*
Average dr breen fan
UA-camr: lets make a video on half life *makes no research on the actual story* eh it’ll do
the gamerlad360 finally, a comment that recognizes what this video really is
Obi High Ground Kenobi agreed
I like how a lot of things about the combine is wrong.
Everyone is a gangster till Freeman wields the mighty CROWBAR!!!
Forgot to mention that as soon as you join the transhuman forces, you lose all your memories and you’re horribly disfigured beyond recognition to facilitate implants.
Combine : *Sends multiple gunships, striders and attack helicopters + thousand of combine soldiers to hunt Freeman*
Gordon: "I like those odds."
Combine: *Sends in One of its Powerful Technology and Destructive Weaponry with Elites*
Gordon: *I'm gonna do what's called a Pro Gamer Move.*
Combine: *turns into a zombine and runs towards the character with a live grenade*
Me: *panics and loses game*
This was Actually a brilliant idea for a Video, Half-life one of the best games ever
Valve also just released half life alyx
Yeah just at right time to get more veiws
Tihetris Weathersby and h3vr did just release a half-life themed update
Is the best game ever made
It is, this is why I love it.
Moral of the story: don't make Gordon Freeman pick up a can of soda
"Nerd Rambo" is one of the most accurate depictions of Gorgeous Freeman
g-man isn't his guardian angel/mysterious stranger, for all we know he sees humanity as tools and novelties
@@softan Well Humans seem more like toys he can collect and he say's he has EMPLOYERS, but they aren't affecting the story like G-Man is. G-Man has a presence and he wants you to know he is always watching and like a kid playing a game with his toys he wants things to go his way. Once Gordan was broke free from his control my the Vorts G-Man was angry because his toy was taken away from him. He even keeps Adrien Shepard as a collectors item. A toy that will never be taken out of the box again.
Gman is hatched combine adivisor
the only moments he "saved" gordon is after he defeated Nihillant and at the citatel core explosion, both because he had another task to him after
so yeah, gordon is just an employee, not a protected
@@lorenz0c0rdova65 Lol your so right
@@lorenz0c0rdova65 love the idea of this being a game and the gman a bratty kid
0:40 new alien overlords, new you
how inspirational
Oh my imaginary girlfriend returned to me.
Fayssal Amin wait xD
Until a nerd with orange suit and a crowbar starts to bhop at u
@@delrasshial7200 Simp detected
Delrasshial simp alert its in the base!
I'd stay away from a dude who can respawn and speedrun across the place
He would just strafe jump away from you so fast that you wouldn't even see him passing by...
I doubt these people even remotely knew what Half-Life was before Half-Life Alyx
Everybody gangsta till the theoretical physicist starts singing modern major general
BusterBuizel I get that reference
"Friends are like weeds that scream."
“No one has had a kid in decades.”
What? 1:55
0:22 its that scp foundation guy
You VS Gorgon Freeman, how will you survive?
The answer, surrender.
Since he is "Gorgon Freeman", I'm pretty sure you can't surrender. You'll be turned to stone.
surrender as in .... "SURRENDER FREEMEN" ?
YORE DEAD FREEMAN
if someone doesn't get that "joke" then i'm going to force you to play a really terrible half-life mod
@@zerdebird r/woooosh
Or you work with him
Just ask him what's 1+2
More than 2 and less than 4, or in other words, "2, episode 1"
It works on gaben not gordon but his answer would be *beep*beep*beep
Half life 3
*Warning: Major fracture detected. Automatic medical system engaged. Morphine administer.*
Or ask him ANY question. After all he can't speak.
imagine gordon just starts accelerative back hopping on you
3:37 'Look at how upset he's getting, look at his fists, they're balled. He wants to beat you up so bad.'
"I'm gonna have to protect you from him. I'm gonna have to follow you around and protect you from him."
“AaAaAaAaAaaAAAAaaaaoOooooooOooAaAaAAA”
*wheeze*
THEY CANNOT STOP US WE ARE A RISING FORCE WITH SODAS AND ROPES IN HAND
"Where's your passport?"
5:30 The combine do have teleportation tech for moving around Earth, an example is at the end of the Nova Prospeckt chapter. Also the combine's transhuman arm is the heavily armed soldiers in dark suits, masks, and body armor. The guys you're showing are civil protection.
Tacarish that may be true, but their teleporter is extremly slow cuz it took gordon and alyx about 1 week to reach kleiners lab. And judith mossman helped the combine build the teleporter as well.
Imagine if breen was just waiting a week having nothing better to do but wait for eli@@kanchai2039
this is very unrealistic as gordon isn't bhopping backwards faster than the speed of sound. in this video he is just walking
Imagine telling someone to pick up a can and he starts accelerated back hopping towards you to dropkick you into oblivion.
I'll be serious, even valve said he was made to feel like he's invincible but isn't , he's just clever.
Only laszlo! the finest mind of his generation! could defeat Gordon Freeman!
Poor Laszlo! The finest mind of his generation, has come to such an end.
Leave me alone now. I know you did everything u could to help.
Wrong but he could help him
everybody gangsta until gordon binds his jump key to scroll wheel down and starts jumping backwards
You just have to tell him your with the science team.
A friendly reminder:
Gordon finished MIT, not a military academy.
And still was that one who managed to defeat literally anyone.
Answer: surrender to him and join his adventure, just don't be that guy who says, "Follow Freeman!"
And don't be Barney either - he still owes him a bottle of beer.
Many terrorists never finished military academy either. I sure as heck didn't play fair as Gordon, believe me I was yeeting those satchel charges!
@@TarsonTalon I do believe you.
He got weapons training during the Hazard Course (Due to people with HEV suits often going to Xen where there are massive amounts of hostile alien life as you would know)
Every H.E.V portator must have an trainement of assault weapons in Black mesa
@@Excaliburumbra801 by this point a question can be risen: why would a scientist learn how to use guns?
A question that Valve has left for us to solve.
How to beat gordon freeman:
Step 1: *Learn some bhop*
step 2 die because he is gonna turn on godmode
you can do bhopping, he does ABH