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  • @celiacontreras7658
    @celiacontreras7658 Рік тому +11766

    I just want to thank all of you for the kind comments! I have real low self-esteem so this shit means the world to me... also cried like a bitch when i got home not gonna lie 😂😂😂😂

    • @Jeeves453
      @Jeeves453 Рік тому +659

      I can't remember the last time I cried while watching something, but I was bawling during your interview... Obviously from the comments, we all love you and wish you so much more success!! Congratulations, YOU DESERVE IT ❤🙏🏾

    • @roypayton1882
      @roypayton1882 Рік тому +218

      Why are you crying, George Lopez?
      Well, seeing Celia Contreras' dream coming true right before our crying eyes, actually.
      So happy for you. Such an amazing moment we were all able to share with. All the best and can't wait to see your journey in comedy reach Your deserved success. ❤

    • @davydignatenko8651
      @davydignatenko8651 Рік тому +305

      You’re more hot than tub. Good luck. Atheist joke was brilliant

    • @slumped3194
      @slumped3194 Рік тому +146

      You killed it congrats on everything, truly a spectacular KT moment.

    • @bfra881
      @bfra881 Рік тому +123

      I’m glad you watched George Lopez with your mom and not Carlos Mencia!!!

  • @bkztru
    @bkztru Рік тому +2186

    Celia deserves everything positive her way. That warmed my heart ♥️

    • @JoeyWoodpine69
      @JoeyWoodpine69 Рік тому +62

      Thought she had a cooling effect cause she's a refrigerator

    • @jaredtaylor326
      @jaredtaylor326 Рік тому +9

      Loved it

    • @jeffreymason7049
      @jeffreymason7049 Рік тому +16

      @@JoeyWoodpine69 Yeah, but the calories it takes to run that thing... what a sweetheart, I love Celia

    • @jeremyrfk
      @jeremyrfk Рік тому +5

      How dare you, she doesn’t deserve diabetes

    • @ftfygug8729
      @ftfygug8729 Рік тому +9

      She’s a doll for sure and amazingly funny and def deserving everything she gets… ❤ Amazing set tonight Celia!!!🎉

  • @dukke888
    @dukke888 Рік тому +3297

    Celia is amazing.. finally no over sexualized jokes from a female. Can’t wait to see her success.

    • @CrusaderBass1
      @CrusaderBass1 Рік тому +133

      Just straight up funny, no strings attached.

    • @Agrosheep1
      @Agrosheep1 Рік тому +74

      There's been some good female comedians but I know what you mean 😂

    • @trel9388
      @trel9388 Рік тому

      isn't that wild how most can only talk about their pussy?

    • @erkl8823
      @erkl8823 Рік тому +13

      Absolutely, on all points

    • @timy9197
      @timy9197 Рік тому +58

      There’s a bunch of female comedians who don’t. This is just a thing that’s popular to say on the internet.

  • @michaelklyne6926
    @michaelklyne6926 Рік тому +3306

    I wasn't expecting to cry with joy today but holy fuck am I happy for Celia

    • @alexg.9502
      @alexg.9502 Рік тому +75

      That was the best

    • @auroraborealis13579
      @auroraborealis13579 Рік тому +104

      Top 20 All Time Kill Tony Moments!

    • @DirtBoyTrucker
      @DirtBoyTrucker Рік тому +34

      Thank you, me too. Best episode right here!!!

    • @DirtBoyTrucker
      @DirtBoyTrucker Рік тому +80

      Rosanne is a goddess... fuck the haters, she's been in my heart making me laugh since the 80s. Celia is gonna kill, brovo young lady

    • @davejoe2592
      @davejoe2592 Рік тому +31

      Yep, that was so awesome for her. I knew Redman would invite her to the secret show but Tony and Rosanne stepped up big time for her. She was awesome and I hope this is the start of big things for her.

  • @thegoodobserver
    @thegoodobserver Рік тому +454

    13:20 - Hans Kim 😑
    21:26 - Jacob Cantor 🤥🚃
    31:04 - Heath Wambolt 👩‍🦼
    43:47 - Kam Patterson 🪨
    51:19 - Angelo Diona 🌬🛩
    1:00:31 - Alex Jones 🏳️‍🌈🐸
    1:14:20 - Kevin Willard 🦻
    1:19:22 - Celia Contreras 🥹
    1:29:51 - Memphis Strangler🌀
    Bonus: 13:14 -Redban singing the Hans Kim song (bottom right of screen)
    Cheers

    • @Thatdude877
      @Thatdude877 Рік тому +13

      I appreciate you!

    • @lezmuz4105
      @lezmuz4105 Рік тому +9

      Appreciate the additional Redban link 🤟

    • @chandanbanakar333
      @chandanbanakar333 Рік тому +3

      Appreciate the effort sir.

    • @idkvwad
      @idkvwad Рік тому +4

      Laughing at Kam Patterson: ROCK

    • @reubenhson
      @reubenhson Рік тому +7

      I thought that was gonna be the real alex jones

  • @Jarasi98
    @Jarasi98 Рік тому +538

    Never genuinely smiled harder during an episode, Celia really deserves everything. She is a legend in the making

  • @notjamesearl
    @notjamesearl 9 місяців тому +177

    i love that tony never stops roasting someone even when he’s changing their life lol

  • @BillyTheKidder
    @BillyTheKidder Рік тому +384

    Celia is such an inspiration, she really personifies the idea that it’s not the looks but what’s inside the refrigerator that counts..

    • @maphyous228
      @maphyous228 Рік тому +15

      Drink

    • @jonny_codphilo7809
      @jonny_codphilo7809 Рік тому

      at first i hated the stilted hackyness of the fake sentiment now i hate the justified cruelty well done but you know..............................

    • @autopilotlevel7296
      @autopilotlevel7296 6 місяців тому +1

      😂😂👏KT

  • @kinsleywood9903
    @kinsleywood9903 Рік тому +217

    Started crying the moment you could see the look on Celia's face change when Tony, Redban, and Roseanne literally joist changed her life in seconds... so so happy for her.

    • @aftrlif
      @aftrlif Місяць тому

      Shes deserves a golden ticket

  • @ItsumiRocha
    @ItsumiRocha Рік тому +414

    I’m tearing up for Celia. She deserves all that’s coming for her. 👏

    • @Skuzzybebe
      @Skuzzybebe Рік тому +4

      they dont make liposuction machines big enough

    • @nickolaslowe893
      @nickolaslowe893 Рік тому +2

      Even the heart attack

    • @ev446
      @ev446 Рік тому +2

      That shit made me tear up too.

    • @jaxxic
      @jaxxic Рік тому +1

      I'm not crying, you're crying!

    • @gilbert8671234
      @gilbert8671234 Рік тому +1

      loved this episode for this

  • @joec024
    @joec024 Рік тому +123

    Kill Tony is the harshest and most uplifting show at the same time, there isn't anywhere else where the feel is this REAL!

    • @Jcicifnfnhch
      @Jcicifnfnhch 4 місяці тому +6

      I just started watching this podcast now and I’m kicking myself for not watching it sooner. Tony has created something truly awesome and unique with this show.

  • @tyerker
    @tyerker Рік тому +486

    BRO! Roseanne asking Celia to open for her Florida tour literally brought tears to my eyes. Kill Tony is fucking special.

    • @chumdinger_official
      @chumdinger_official Рік тому +7

      Roseanne trying to get William to look at her when he walked out brought tears to my eyes 😂

    • @someonesomewhere14
      @someonesomewhere14 Рік тому +2

      Same😂

    • @rideronthestorm_
      @rideronthestorm_ Рік тому +2

      Same brother, it was a very beautiful moment. Especially since this podcast can get brutal and filthy haha

    • @ajpal9618
      @ajpal9618 Рік тому +3

      You can Roseanne loves this woman, she’s gonna have a great mentor. Awesome !!!

    • @justinjones2846
      @justinjones2846 3 місяці тому +2

      KT has done more for comedy than anyone else

  • @Yktog
    @Yktog Рік тому +512

    The wittiness of celia blows me away. The simple, nonchalant delivery of the "i was mad too" talking about her parents was absolutely perfect, cant wait to see more of her❤

    • @Blvck4ses
      @Blvck4ses Рік тому +4

      I iust read this comment at the exact same time she said that😂😂😂😂she’s hilarious😂

    • @Thomas_Medicine
      @Thomas_Medicine Рік тому +1

      platoon 🏴🖤

    • @Yktog
      @Yktog Рік тому +1

      @@Thomas_Medicine SWOUP🙌

    • @imageisn0thing
      @imageisn0thing 11 місяців тому +1

      I just love her!!!

    • @sillyravis1340
      @sillyravis1340 10 місяців тому +2

      She look like Dora the ford Explorer

  • @zentient1117
    @zentient1117 Рік тому +246

    That Celia girl was such an amazing moment. This is what I love about KT!!!

  • @joshieboi8082
    @joshieboi8082 6 місяців тому +22

    look at how tony grabs her purse for her at the end. That's one simple respectful thing that anyone could do for your mother or aunt or girlfriend. Be better people everyday folks, one love one Jah!

  • @jonathanzuniga3681
    @jonathanzuniga3681 Рік тому +712

    Yo this episode. First time I’m tearing up watching KT. So happy for Cecilia absolutely deserves this.

    • @reabsorb
      @reabsorb Рік тому +17

      same man... she HAD to have wondered for a second if she was dreaming or not.

    • @johnyount9089
      @johnyount9089 Рік тому +5

      her minutes be wack

    • @randymarsh9488
      @randymarsh9488 Рік тому +29

      ​@@johnyount9089shut up. It was better than Hans and the first woman on the show that didn't talk about sex.

    • @ancientanomalies8783
      @ancientanomalies8783 Рік тому +6

      I cried when Roseanne sang

    • @Cxffiend
      @Cxffiend Рік тому

      @@johnyount9089you wouldn’t even have the balls to be on that stage for a minute shuuuud up lmao

  • @StardustAngel
    @StardustAngel Рік тому +346

    Celia kilked it tonight. I totally cried when you guys made her dreams come true.

  • @ericsanchez2952
    @ericsanchez2952 Рік тому +309

    Celia stole the show and the hearts of many. Congrats girl you deserve it, you are a killer and I will definitely be looking out for you to be in a show in my area.

  • @Bouldini_
    @Bouldini_ Рік тому +273

    Roseanne's laugh is wild

    • @aaronsmith4806
      @aaronsmith4806 9 місяців тому +5

      I know she’s amazing for comedy. She bat cap razy just the perfect amount

    • @deepstatethrombosis
      @deepstatethrombosis 8 місяців тому +17

      I thought a fckn seagull got in the room and found a microphone.

    • @sukmahdik69
      @sukmahdik69 5 місяців тому +18

      It's annoying af!! 😂😂

    • @caseyharple108
      @caseyharple108 5 місяців тому +11

      can't stand that shit

    • @Alx-je7oj
      @Alx-je7oj 4 місяці тому

      So fucking annoying. I don't give a shit about Texas or her comedy history. She is annoying as fuck, every episode she is on I get a headache.

  • @sjkba
    @sjkba Рік тому +418

    David having the presence of mind to give Celia that hug makes it even more precious. What a moment...

    • @DogsCatsSnacks
      @DogsCatsSnacks Рік тому +11

      I felt the love 🥹🥹

    • @giggityeffyou
      @giggityeffyou Рік тому

      That’s all he had for her lol. Everybody else gave her great opportunities and this guy just gave a hug. Dude is so unlikeable

    • @anthonystapleton4087
      @anthonystapleton4087 Рік тому +9

      I saw and felt that too.

    • @dirtroadscholar
      @dirtroadscholar Рік тому +15

      He showed Alex Jones some love too. I thought his story was pretty sad, especially for his kids.

    • @khabuda
      @khabuda Рік тому +12

      My favorite was faking her out with Hot Tub Time Machine.

  • @mikureloaded
    @mikureloaded Рік тому +322

    Honestly one of the best Kill Tony episodes ever. The start with the band playing into Redban's intro was edited perfectly, so many bucket pulls were incredible and interesting, the guests were both insanely funny, all the regulars killed it, and I teared up when Celia was asked to open for Roseanne and during Roseanne's song at the end.

    • @blaire-sp2tb
      @blaire-sp2tb Рік тому +6

      this comment made me so excited to watch this

    • @kab9706
      @kab9706 Рік тому +8

      It was amazing. And much respect to Roseanne. She's cool as hell

    • @cecilcharlesofficial
      @cecilcharlesofficial Рік тому +1

      a bunch of crying kill tony dudes out there hahaha :)

    • @CoachCarter102
      @CoachCarter102 Рік тому +2

      I’d say it was the best episode I’ve ever seen

  • @silkspectre79mr
    @silkspectre79mr Рік тому +217

    Watching Celia's career get a boost, I think we all cried for joy for her. One of the best KT moments ever.

    • @MrGreen876
      @MrGreen876 6 місяців тому +1

      This is the one and only highlight of her career. She gets 200 views on her channel. Fell off quick

    • @uniqueflowsnake
      @uniqueflowsnake 5 місяців тому

      I'm not crying, you're fucking crying!

    • @icu3869
      @icu3869 5 місяців тому +2

      1:26:03 : “ Both my parents are deceased” is a sure-fire mood killer -But she played right off of Tony Perfectly. Seeing Rosanne’s shocked face crumble with laughter , then a satisfied grin along with David’s ,- Damn. my heart swole and my eyes stung , fighting to stay dry. That ain’t my style AT ALL. What a great moment to witness.

    • @CognitiveChaosCreations
      @CognitiveChaosCreations 3 місяці тому

      ​@@icu3869Thanks for the timestamp...

  • @GLo1991
    @GLo1991 Рік тому +159

    Celia had me crying laughing then crying crying, this is what the show is for man great moment

  • @anneboostrom2810
    @anneboostrom2810 Рік тому +22

    I can't wait to see all the good things to come for Celia. She is amazing! I re-watch her set when i'm having a shit day and I smile from ear to ear and feel so happy for her.

  • @CoachCarter102
    @CoachCarter102 Рік тому +681

    Celia either deserves a golden ticket or she should battle Hans to be a regular. She’s really too good and so likeable, I think we’d all love to see her every week. She’s a star

    • @xlawliipop
      @xlawliipop Рік тому +34

      For real tho. Hans isn't hitting it like before and I get bored with his after-minute interviews.
      Celia has a presence, can take a joke, and is quick-witted. She was a little drunk and nervous and holding some grief right now, but still shined so so bright.

    • @eastonhutcherson5315
      @eastonhutcherson5315 Рік тому +24

      Bro if she battles Hans it’s over. New chapter

    • @dnd6075
      @dnd6075 Рік тому +4

      shes not that likeable she seems to have terrible values and her set was mediocre at best. it was more delivery-by-character than anything written. interview was 7.5/10
      the appearances on kt are reliable on her being a victim, she needs to improve her writing tremendously if she becomes more famous

    • @CoachCarter102
      @CoachCarter102 Рік тому +6

      You seem like a fun hang

    • @samreid991
      @samreid991 Рік тому

      Amen

  • @mikechecks5994
    @mikechecks5994 Рік тому +431

    I’m crying for this refrigerator right now. I love this chick

    • @jcromeen7456
      @jcromeen7456 Рік тому +10

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @GLo1991
      @GLo1991 Рік тому +32

      I love the KT crowd cause nothing matters as long as you’re funny and genuine

    • @maphyous228
      @maphyous228 Рік тому +6

      Drink

    • @randymarsh9488
      @randymarsh9488 Рік тому +11

      I wish we could replace HANS with her

    • @mikechecks5994
      @mikechecks5994 Рік тому +5

      @@randymarsh9488 maybe his next challenger for the regular slot?! She’s gonna need to work a lot tho, Hans is a prolific animal!

  • @patrickchico2798
    @patrickchico2798 Рік тому +218

    Michael Gonzalez is so valuable to the show! His facial expressions and incredible timing makes the show so much bettet.

  • @theshineyone1111
    @theshineyone1111 11 місяців тому +30

    Dude Celia getting those spots made me cry so hard!
    Watching her have that moment of realizing her dreams after everyone doubted her was just everying!
    Celia we are rooting for you! You are HILARIOUS and AMAZING! We love you!

  • @jakethemuss1999
    @jakethemuss1999 Рік тому +283

    Celia got me straight up balling my eyes out, so glad she got everything because she deserves it, good luck legend

    • @anedabonit
      @anedabonit Рік тому +5

      im legit crying at work like an asshole rn lololl

    • @GMoney2000_
      @GMoney2000_ Рік тому +1

      @@anedabonitlmfaoo

  • @Luzion
    @Luzion Рік тому +248

    when roseanne asked her to be the opener i genuinely started to tear up. that’s really someone who deserves the world

  • @m1ur1ph11
    @m1ur1ph11 Рік тому +353

    NGL Celia had me cutting the onions after seeing her reaction to Tony and Roseanne giving her the opening spots. First time a podcast has ever made me tear up.

  • @MinaGonza
    @MinaGonza 3 місяці тому +3

    I love how mean Tony is. He sees your weak spots and he exploits them. But he also sees potential and gives them a chance. Amazing thing he did for Celia, she just needed that push and he gave it to her. ❤❤❤❤

  • @bokneeza
    @bokneeza Рік тому +422

    Oh man I got chills from rosanne offering Celia a spot! What a great moment 🖤

  • @CharlieShaughnessy
    @CharlieShaughnessy Рік тому +222

    1:26:37 the BEST part of the episode was Tony, Roseanne and Brian completely CHANGING Celia's life. WOW. What a moment. She is hilarious AF she deserves it.

  • @CobraOzzy666
    @CobraOzzy666 Рік тому +117

    Rarely do you see someone's dream come true, that was truly beautiful, Celia you deserve it.

  • @chefescanio
    @chefescanio 11 місяців тому +11

    That’s amazing, I got the Goosebumps seeing how Celia got all those offers to do those openings and shows.. ❤

  • @Icy_Albo
    @Icy_Albo Рік тому +470

    Not sure if Hans planned it or not (with the 3 week lag on episodes), but opening with a joke about Arabs blowing up on 9/11 is WILD

    • @mykellallen9560
      @mykellallen9560 Рік тому +12

      This was filmed three weeks prior definitely wasn’t planned 👍🏼

    • @superstitiouspre-literatep9730
      @superstitiouspre-literatep9730 Рік тому +74

      Jokes written on spreadsheets, string tied to then all over the walls. Boy planned it for sure

    • @ks5553
      @ks5553 Рік тому

      According to Ari Koreans are the smartest of all races, he def planned that shit

    • @get8bit
      @get8bit Рік тому +82

      @@mykellallen9560 It's not that hard to decipher when 3 weeks before 9/11 would be. Plus, he's Asian and good at math.

    • @ghandiman
      @ghandiman Рік тому +10

      Hans is good at math but probably not that good.

  • @justinfincher2385
    @justinfincher2385 Рік тому +81

    Wow. Celia goes from the homeless shelter to opening for Roseanne. It’s hard to find a better come up story than that

  • @Apexxshock
    @Apexxshock Рік тому +109

    I never thought I’d cry tears of joy over a double wide trailer.

  • @nickhanke1
    @nickhanke1 Рік тому +13

    Wayching them completely change her life is one of the most uplifting things ive seen in a while. Congrays Celia !!!

  • @cjsmith5787
    @cjsmith5787 Рік тому +205

    Koechner is the man… makes a joke about being mistaken for the guy in hot tub Time Machine that literally NO ONE gets 😂. Even Celia is like “that is you! I’m sorry!” He doesn’t blink an eye. What a boss

    • @celiacontreras7658
      @celiacontreras7658 Рік тому +5

      Tmyeah not prou6of that lol he was great on anchor man

    • @remy_james
      @remy_james Рік тому +17

      I was looking for this comment. That joke was a perfect troll but so humble at the same time. I loved it.

    • @AwfulGas
      @AwfulGas Рік тому +2

      so that isn't the bloke from hot tub time machine?

    • @fredofarrell2455
      @fredofarrell2455 Рік тому +2

      @@AwfulGas no he kinda resembles the bald guy on there but it’s not him

    • @EliTecapture-ru3vw
      @EliTecapture-ru3vw Рік тому +3

      @@AwfulGas He's known to be mistaken for Rob Corddry

  • @StatusFX3
    @StatusFX3 Рік тому +61

    Fuuuuck I teared up for Celia! Jeeeez... she deserves that so much. She is a straight killer on the mic and has a heart of gold. Proud to have witnessed that.

  • @holymoly5187
    @holymoly5187 Рік тому +177

    Celia’s talent getting recognized, fuck yeah! Can’t grab anything from my fridge without getting teary eyed now wtf

  • @bligatron420
    @bligatron420 6 місяців тому +10

    “Everything you need to rob a Home Depot is in a Home Depot” Hans Kim 😂

  • @candynewton4945
    @candynewton4945 Рік тому +70

    Thank you Tony and Roseanne for the laughs and giving Celia the opportunity of her lifetime to live her dream. You folks have hearts of gold and you share it. Thank you for sharing your talent 🇺🇲

  • @OnePissedOffHippie
    @OnePissedOffHippie Рік тому +77

    William and Roseanne doing a duet of "Get up, Stand up" is exactly why you never leave an episode of Kill Tony early. 🖤

  • @JamesG714
    @JamesG714 Рік тому +46

    First time I've cried watching Kill Tony. Watching someone's dream come true right before you're eyes really gets you right in the heartstrings.

  • @FearAbsence
    @FearAbsence 2 місяці тому +2

    'Suga' is the verb for 'to suck' in Swedish, so Hans Kim had a tshirt that fit him perfectly

  • @joshh8395
    @joshh8395 Рік тому +96

    I love this show so much. What they did for Celia made me tear up, she deserves it.

    • @JoeyWoodpine69
      @JoeyWoodpine69 Рік тому +4

      You talking about the refrigerator?

    • @keithyordy8774
      @keithyordy8774 Рік тому +3

      @@JoeyWoodpine69 funniest fridge I ever saw! She made my night! Girls a champ for sure!

    • @ministry_of_mood
      @ministry_of_mood Рік тому

      She’s very cool.

  • @takeoutgamesllc.3916
    @takeoutgamesllc.3916 Рік тому +115

    We’ve seen “the Machine”, now it’s time for “the Refrigerator”! Go Celia💪

  • @nicolebabi1314
    @nicolebabi1314 Рік тому +90

    I literally cried… I mean REAL tears. I had to watch it twice. Whatever I witnessed and felt, It was truly divine and deserving. Wishing many continued blessings for Celia!

    • @ministry_of_mood
      @ministry_of_mood Рік тому +6

      Kill Tony is every bit as benevolent and magical as it is brutal and chaotic. No other show on the planet is as real, at least certainly not in this many ways. Unrivalled.

    • @StoneTheCr0w
      @StoneTheCr0w Рік тому

      ​@@ministry_of_moodbootlicker lmao

    • @超虎生活
      @超虎生活 Рік тому +1

      As opposed to figuratively crying?

    • @nickg1743
      @nickg1743 Рік тому

      Loser

    • @RabidNewts
      @RabidNewts Рік тому

      @@超虎生活damn, you oughtta get up on the stage brother

  • @nofearonlylove21
    @nofearonlylove21 10 місяців тому +4

    What's an excellent episode ! My favorite part was celias set (my first time seeing her) and the END! Singing that song and roseannes passion. We NEEDED that. That was phenomenal! Its important to know whats going on right now and that ending was awesome. Made me so happy and i felt it ❤

  • @jordanh6470
    @jordanh6470 Рік тому +215

    One of the best episodes of all time.
    Crying, laughing, and everything in between from the confines of my cubicle.

    • @twelvecatsinatrenchcoat
      @twelvecatsinatrenchcoat Рік тому +7

      My favorite part was Rosanne asking that biker how many people he's killed and he just goes quiet and never answers the question.

    • @DRUNKPOS
      @DRUNKPOS Рік тому

      The glazing is insane the show sucks

    • @kab9706
      @kab9706 Рік тому +1

      ​@@DRUNKPOSdon't watch if you don't like it

    • @MAnon-sq5nf
      @MAnon-sq5nf Рік тому

      I found Tony to be a little annoying just let the damn guests speak without interrupting every 5 seconds

    • @YNWA0045
      @YNWA0045 Рік тому

      @@DRUNKPOS imagine scowering through the comments just to be an asshole all because daddy busted and filled yours up too much as a kid LMFAO

  • @Silkentwilight
    @Silkentwilight Рік тому +64

    Celia Contreras EARNED what she got tonight. Big ups! Love what Tony does for the community. Also amazing what Roseanne did for her.

    • @amarbirkumar
      @amarbirkumar Рік тому

      It's amazing seeing people living their dreams.

  • @xx.jensen
    @xx.jensen Рік тому +37

    Bro my heart dropped for Celia when Roseanne asked her to opened just a great story

  • @jameskblundell
    @jameskblundell 3 місяці тому +7

    Tony's devil jokes at minute 53 had me absolutely cracking up 😂😂

  • @nicholasridiculous9196
    @nicholasridiculous9196 Рік тому +87

    Not only is this the funniest show on the internet, it may possibly be the most wholesome. Kill Tony makes dreams come true. I'm routing for you, Celia!

  • @jasonoconner7863
    @jasonoconner7863 Рік тому +58

    Re-watching the Celia scene and tearing up. Such a KT moment. So happy for her.

  • @shaunsopczak8943
    @shaunsopczak8943 6 місяців тому +9

    Im a grown man and a truck driver that was driving on I-94 in the Chicago area when Tony and Roseanne asked her to open for them and that moment brought tears to my eyes. I had to stop listening for safety reasons.

    • @Bweezy320
      @Bweezy320 2 місяці тому

      "safety" reasons right? What, did you have something in both your eyes? 😭
      😃

  • @benjydp5262
    @benjydp5262 Рік тому +300

    This is , the most offensive and the most inclusive , The most Brutal and the most kind and uplifting show all at the same time. I can't believe it how awesome this is. I cried monkeyballs for Celia

    • @chrisnunez111
      @chrisnunez111 Рік тому +4

      It works for those who take it serious...and for those who dont...well...

    • @terryhuffaker3615
      @terryhuffaker3615 Рік тому +2

      "Uplifting".. as in senior care home..

  • @adamc760
    @adamc760 Рік тому +58

    I really like how almost every time Kam comes on, he thanks Tony for all the opportunities he’s opened up to him. He’s a good comic, and seems to be truly greatful for where he’s at right now.

  • @__L_S_B__
    @__L_S_B__ Рік тому +24

    EASILY, one of the better episodes recently. Celia's promotion, trans cheating, roseanne smoking vietcong weed with william and not TOO many awkward interviews..although a view

  • @mnetzer6777
    @mnetzer6777 Рік тому +21

    I love how Tony commands respect on stage at all times!! Even with the guest judges! Impressive!!

    • @Santanabat
      @Santanabat Рік тому +5

      Kind of the reason why the old band isn’t around anymore they would go overboard and basically be as annoying as the bucket pulls sometimes

    • @squiffyt9300
      @squiffyt9300 Рік тому

      ​@@SantanabatOh for real? That's unfortunate

    • @kevinyounger8773
      @kevinyounger8773 7 місяців тому +1

      You haven't seen the ric flair one then, or anyone with Dave Atell in it 😂😂😂

    • @bperez8656
      @bperez8656 4 місяці тому

      @@Santanabat
      Who’s the old band? Name them?

    • @dildoqueef
      @dildoqueef 3 місяці тому

      Especially the episode with Rick flair.

  • @rodolforesendiz282
    @rodolforesendiz282 Рік тому +92

    “everyone’s gonna love you, I love you” funniest show and most wholesome. She deserves everything good coming her way. Congratulations Celia.

  • @chazpayne2226
    @chazpayne2226 Рік тому +33

    So happy for Celia! She kills it every time! You deserve this!

  • @judbaker5752
    @judbaker5752 Рік тому +374

    I like how David Koechner is playing the woke sensitive guy like he hasn’t been endangering everyone’s life on the highway the past 20 years.

    • @Jimboslice35
      @Jimboslice35 Рік тому +10

      Hahahahahahahahaha

    • @bastost
      @bastost Рік тому +11

      hahahah! The lights went on for this comment.

    • @__L_S_B__
      @__L_S_B__ Рік тому +29

      he was this way on norm mcdonald live and it pissed me off, seems fake

    • @thebra
      @thebra Рік тому +16

      Ya know he is really more like Todd Packer.

    • @sm3dium
      @sm3dium Рік тому +2

      He’s a changed man😂

  • @LeeBlegen
    @LeeBlegen Рік тому +3

    Aw man! I teared up for Celia…she was great and y’all blessed her and may have changed her life forever. I love it

  • @thomyie3120
    @thomyie3120 Рік тому +87

    Celia is so genuine, I had a singular tear in my eye, watching her dream come true

  • @armymirage
    @armymirage Рік тому +43

    So happy for Celia, she killed it and she deserves everything she got and more!

  • @ronsmith8424
    @ronsmith8424 Рік тому +29

    Damn you Roseanne ! You made me cry TWICE !! LEGEND ! May you live a thousand years

  • @MrMarcusWhite
    @MrMarcusWhite Рік тому +4

    I know I’m late, I’m catching up on the show but what Tony and Roseanne did for Celia is making me cry!

  • @DundurrrHead
    @DundurrrHead Рік тому +92

    Cecilia was great! She stole the show tonight. She also stole my heart cause she needs it for her triple bypass.

  • @revdrquinn
    @revdrquinn Рік тому +55

    I'm legit crying for Celia right now. So cool that you can watch somebody's dreams come true live on stage.

  • @frankbrenner4852
    @frankbrenner4852 Рік тому +70

    Celia had me crying. I need to get my Testosterone checked at Ways2Well. This is why this show is amazing. Taking a girl from homeless to a touring comedian. Amazing.

    • @kab9706
      @kab9706 Рік тому +1

      I know you're probably joking, but just wanted to say guys are allowed to cry. Men don't have to only be happy, mad, and apathetic. You can have the full range!

    • @aidanmerulla7819
      @aidanmerulla7819 Рік тому +1

      @@kab9706I think lots of men cried during this and it’s natural for sure

    • @np-bl7qc
      @np-bl7qc Рік тому +1

      ​@kab9706 I'm a man who cried. It was a beautiful moment. The last time I cried was in reference to life struggle. This one felt nice.

    • @kab9706
      @kab9706 Рік тому +1

      @@np-bl7qc aw good. A good cry does feel amazing. Much respect, keep being real ❤️

  • @anthonyharos2947
    @anthonyharos2947 Рік тому +18

    Cecila killed it!! Definitely can’t wait to see more of her!

  • @jame950
    @jame950 Рік тому +19

    This show is art. Comedy at its purest. Laughs on top of tears. Love seeing these people rise

  • @sarahhallmark6532
    @sarahhallmark6532 Рік тому +38

    This one made me cry so hard with joy for Celia. Holy crap, girl. Great job! Tony and Roseanne are amazing people.

  • @prsmccarty01
    @prsmccarty01 Рік тому +181

    Celia may be the only female comedian to make it a minute without a "my pussy" "small dick" joke. Great set. Well done!

    • @timy9197
      @timy9197 Рік тому +4

      If you don’t watch a lot of comedy just say that

    • @prsmccarty01
      @prsmccarty01 Рік тому +4

      @@timy9197 I watch plenty. For many many years. Provide examples proving I'm wrong.

    • @Faux-losophy
      @Faux-losophy Рік тому +3

      Regardless of the comedy scene in general ( although I still agree with OP's comment)
      The majority of woman who sign up for Kill Tony, do in fact do cringe hyper sexual 'comedy'.

    • @Ran-33
      @Ran-33 Рік тому

      Can't wait for male comedians to drop their lame dick jokes.

  • @beetroot48
    @beetroot48 Рік тому +3

    What an amazing breakthrough moment for Celia! 🎉❤ These comedians are so genuine and generous of spirit to invite her on their shows. Go Celia, Go!!!

  • @jimfogg7836
    @jimfogg7836 Рік тому +38

    Koechner definitely didn't disappoint. I truly hope he comes back again. Been a fan since WAITING

    • @GringoJacinho
      @GringoJacinho Рік тому +9

      I feel like he was way too pc

    • @derekgardner1861
      @derekgardner1861 Рік тому +5

      He seems offended by everything.

    • @derekgardner1861
      @derekgardner1861 Рік тому +1

      ​@@GringoJacinhoexactly!

    • @chuckgt7715
      @chuckgt7715 Рік тому

      Agreed the guy he asked what year it was he seemed way too triggered

    • @Valleyoftexas-43
      @Valleyoftexas-43 Рік тому +1

      I think what killed him was when Celia didn’t know who he was. But I still like Koechner, I still find him funny.

  • @soulclap80
    @soulclap80 Рік тому +53

    Reading the comments, I'm so happy for Celia and even more pleased that I'm not the only who cried watching her get her roses! Can't wait to watch her rise! Celia, you're a queen!🥺🥹😦😢😭

    • @anedabonit
      @anedabonit Рік тому +3

      im crying at work like a dickhead lmaoooooo

  • @fugisgonefishin
    @fugisgonefishin Рік тому +57

    George Lopez made me want to be a comedian as a kid but my Mexican mom just told me I was “loco”😂 I’m so proud and happy for Celia!!!

  • @cannorworkus4546
    @cannorworkus4546 Місяць тому +1

    Hey Redban, that "lost my ears" quip was good. I see you big dog.

  • @errick4421
    @errick4421 Рік тому +29

    Celia killed, and i teared up by Tony and Roseanne hiring her as an opener 😭🥲

  • @m4anow
    @m4anow Рік тому +84

    Roseanne is so on point with reading people, what a legend

    • @martingaspar8364
      @martingaspar8364 Рік тому

      yes, only if the sounds she makes wouldnt pierce through my ears like 10 inch nails

    • @m4anow
      @m4anow Рік тому +1

      ​@martingaspar8364 I've learned to love it. It would be one thing if she was doing it as a bit, that would be annoying, but it's another when you know it's her voice and the words she throws out there are usually gold😂

    • @martingaspar8364
      @martingaspar8364 Рік тому

      @@m4anow thats why I dont hate her:) Shes funny and cool but I would Still recommend a vocal cords surgery

  • @mfalaval
    @mfalaval 4 місяці тому

    made for the most
    beautiful moment on Kill Tony (and elsewheres)
    knowing Kill-Tony’s hit-and-miss mix,
    and lived decades following Roseanne’s own long
    journey,
    made for feeling all the magic of your match made in live-TV heaven…
    so good to share a good cry and revel in comedy gold;
    + good luck on the way up!

  • @seanloughlin3529
    @seanloughlin3529 Рік тому +28

    Celia part actually had me tearing up. Great job Kill Tony

  • @un-trackable5705
    @un-trackable5705 Рік тому +59

    I love this show. The good ones get in where they fit in.

  • @KurtKaato
    @KurtKaato Рік тому +54

    First time I ever cried during a comedy show and I wasn't even getting roasted! Congrats Celia! 🎉🎉🎉 Tony and Roseanne are truly great people, hope this turns your life around and all of your dreams come true! 🍾🎉

  • @DonkeyKick77
    @DonkeyKick77 Рік тому +4

    How can you not love Roseanne and how candid she it. Especially, during Cam's set. Awesome show!

  • @uloang2354
    @uloang2354 Рік тому +24

    I’ve seen every single episode from day one 10+ years ago and this episode hit on so many levels. This is the golden age of this show, it is so awesome to see. May the golden era of the show last forever:

  • @atithi8
    @atithi8 Рік тому +46

    This was honestly one of the best episodes in a while, I didn't skip through any of the set. Absolutely perfect

  • @ryanburzumato
    @ryanburzumato Рік тому +16

    This is why kill tony is the foundation of comedy now, I teared up this AM too. Celia deserves this so much, always enjoyed her minutes and now she gets to tour with the best female comedian ever.

  • @Isaia.h
    @Isaia.h Рік тому +10

    Celia you deserve every bit of this, you're AMAZING

    • @Highkingofgondor
      @Highkingofgondor 8 місяців тому

      Did Webster change the definition of AMAZING to mediocre?

  • @tipofthefingercomedy5071
    @tipofthefingercomedy5071 Рік тому +29

    Jacob wasn’t bad at all! One of the better bucket pulls I’ve seen

  • @CFBigTime
    @CFBigTime Рік тому +252

    WE DEMAND THE DOGS! Matt & Shane!

    • @loganjohnson3933
      @loganjohnson3933 Рік тому +1

      the dawgs would be nice

    • @mykellallen9560
      @mykellallen9560 Рік тому

      I don’t think they wanna do this shit LMAOOOO

    • @tatumsh9
      @tatumsh9 Рік тому +2

      Shane is moving to Austin. We can only hope Matt is riding along.

    • @D3robotics
      @D3robotics Рік тому +2

      You asked and they delivered.

    • @nehorath
      @nehorath 7 місяців тому

      ​@@mykellallen9560you were wrong

  • @thn82_
    @thn82_ Рік тому +23

    Love that Tony was angry that Celias parents were deceased and she didn't get to perform despite of them, he was 100% all in.

  • @sther1349
    @sther1349 Рік тому +2

    Cecilia Contreras!!!! LOVED IT! Tried to buy tickets for the AZ show just now.. but I can’t get two seats next to each other 😢

  • @ShrimpDaddys
    @ShrimpDaddys Рік тому +75

    David definitely did not know what he got himself into😂😂😂

    • @keithyordy8774
      @keithyordy8774 Рік тому +2

      @@MajorCanada ish lol When Rosanne hit the blunt he was wtf!?! not for everyone

    • @roems6396
      @roems6396 Рік тому +1

      @@keithyordy8774
      Really? You think he hasn’t done tons of drugs in his life? He was perfectly fine with it.

    • @jackattack_8
      @jackattack_8 Рік тому

      I'm a little perplexed at the Koeckner comments. Is he a bleeding heart liberal or something? I love his work but no nothing of his real life. If he's a gun hating, BLM loving, delusional soy boy...that will be one more actor I'll put in the lacking intelligence pile.

  • @eliharvyk
    @eliharvyk Рік тому +28

    Godamnit, I came here to laugh not get teary. So happy for Celia man. Well deserved and really excited to see her many more times to come