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  • @KillTony
    @KillTony  7 місяців тому +370

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    • @heraldfbubhEO21
      @heraldfbubhEO21 7 місяців тому +52

      No.

    • @SeraphimGoose
      @SeraphimGoose 7 місяців тому +13

      Gimme a promo code for Sheath

    • @tank1110
      @tank1110 7 місяців тому +11

      No one ain’t using your code lmaoooo

    • @johndillinger6754
      @johndillinger6754 7 місяців тому +8

      Yeah, because y’all don’t make enough money. Tony needs two corvettes with “I roast” vanity plates the fairy fuck!

    • @huntersmith8733
      @huntersmith8733 7 місяців тому +13

      Sports betting is a scourge on American society

  • @MokiSenpai
    @MokiSenpai 7 місяців тому +6072

    Jim is the gold standard of being a proper guest. Super involved, I love it.

    • @SweetWillyD
      @SweetWillyD 7 місяців тому +121

      He has more live mic time than all of them. He's a beast!

    • @TheOctoJon
      @TheOctoJon 7 місяців тому +95

      Him and Norman with the callbacks! I’d like to see Zac amico get an episode where he’s not one of 10 guests.

    • @godfathaofyo
      @godfathaofyo 7 місяців тому +109

      20 years of being in radio, he knows when and when not to be involved

    • @rezzbuilds8343
      @rezzbuilds8343 7 місяців тому +33

      Because he basically did his entire career on opine and Anthony lol

    • @TechProFury
      @TechProFury 7 місяців тому +15

      Jim, is that you

  • @iainh
    @iainh 7 місяців тому +1532

    Jim Norton is the best Kill Tony guest. He provides constructive criticism, is quick and hilarious, and I think for almost everyone he shook their hand. Absolute class.

    • @gymvideos4579
      @gymvideos4579 7 місяців тому +32

      Maybe you heard of Adam Ray

    • @philforrence
      @philforrence 7 місяців тому +16

      Agreed, Jim’s amazing

    • @williamjohnson9158
      @williamjohnson9158 7 місяців тому +6

      grate guy shoulda meddum

    • @antmitch78
      @antmitch78 7 місяців тому +19

      him and adam ray/dr phil would be an amazing episode

    • @jackkuehneman9300
      @jackkuehneman9300 7 місяців тому +4

      Wrong, it's Adam Ray. Try again next time bud

  • @rad3853
    @rad3853 7 місяців тому +7551

    Adam Ray's costumes are getting really good.

    • @Piqueblinders11
      @Piqueblinders11 7 місяців тому +120

      Best comment so far

    • @smk6650
      @smk6650 7 місяців тому +65

      His costumes may be good but he’s not funny, LOVES to beat a dead horse, and tries to insert himself everywhere and make everything about him. He saps comedy out of the air…

    • @easychange2345
      @easychange2345 7 місяців тому

      @@smk6650 Thx for boosting the algoritm! Liar!

    • @Bartgoeschurch
      @Bartgoeschurch 7 місяців тому +25

      Chill yo,
      We can’t all be funny ;)

    • @Flippinliving
      @Flippinliving 7 місяців тому +6

      Haha, you made me double take. No gunna from 😅

  • @Fc3s808
    @Fc3s808 6 місяців тому +1818

    Tucker remembering why he lives in the middle of nowhere.

    • @permabulk1454
      @permabulk1454 5 місяців тому +17

      Deadass 😂

    • @permabulk1454
      @permabulk1454 5 місяців тому +129

      He prolly has the most admirable life out of any “celebrity” that I can think of. Lives with his wife in probably their dream home, on property in a rural setting, with all their spaniels while the kids are off to a nice college. Tucker is a saint love that dude

    • @brandonturner97
      @brandonturner97 5 місяців тому +28

      ​@permabulk1454 forreal, I used to not care for him but I've seen he has a good sense of humor lately, on a side note. Kam killed that ish, it was funny as hell

    • @Wew42
      @Wew42 3 місяці тому

      @@permabulk1454the kind of saint that caused damn near a billion dollar settlement for lying to the uneducated to make money and influence them.

    • @Dana-be8ox
      @Dana-be8ox 3 місяці тому +3

      If I had to listen to a different version of Tony everyday, I'd move to nowhere too

  • @Giantdrawf
    @Giantdrawf 7 місяців тому +1335

    Tony's grumpy score is 0.00/10
    Absolutely monumental
    He was so happy, not grumpy at all

    • @CompleteProducer84
      @CompleteProducer84 7 місяців тому +94

      I've been re-watching really old KT episodes when Tony was extremely happy, nice and basically didn't roast anyone, and he reminded me of that tonight

    • @BERTRAND85O
      @BERTRAND85O 7 місяців тому +41

      He made up for the previous episode

    • @Giantdrawf
      @Giantdrawf 7 місяців тому +10

      @@BERTRAND85O I forgot what score I have him last week. But we've had some good episodes recently despite his grumpy score.

    • @nuckels188
      @nuckels188 7 місяців тому +37

      @@Giantdrawf calling it a kunty/diva score would be more fitting

    • @smokethis2285
      @smokethis2285 7 місяців тому +14

      John Moore deserved a big joke book it frustrates me when he gives little joke books to good comedians

  • @lunineohtwo
    @lunineohtwo 7 місяців тому +3624

    Tucker killed it for not knowing what he was getting into

    • @viggo.n3639
      @viggo.n3639 7 місяців тому +226

      For sure, really surprised me with his witty improv, especially since it was his first time and he was mainly sober for the whole show

    • @Crosby1998
      @Crosby1998 7 місяців тому +34

      @@viggo.n3639 I didn't see him drink. He only got one when Wynona gave it to him. He didn't drink it though because he got out free of mind when William said he can't drink. Also, did anyone read Wynona's lips when she insisted shaking Tucker's hand? She said "I hate you" LOL Still a classy act that she made sure to greet him properly.

    • @upstateev
      @upstateev 7 місяців тому +119

      ​@@viggo.n3639 Tucker has been sober for like two decades. And yeah he's one of the funniest people in media.

    • @sycofya1677
      @sycofya1677 7 місяців тому +80

      Tucker is just a great people person, fits in any room

    • @turnedagainst
      @turnedagainst 7 місяців тому +35

      @@Crosby1998 did anyone else notice matt mueling at the end with the thumbs down, regardless of political views i do like how this show lets people express their shit, we need more centralism its getting crazy

  • @jackberdine
    @jackberdine 6 місяців тому +1807

    Tucker looked like he was observing an alien race most of the time

    • @OLBK
      @OLBK 6 місяців тому +71

      He did. I was just thinking about that. A lot of it isn’t funny so that is fair. But it is refreshing when someone does just laugh along.

    • @biblicaltawk1948
      @biblicaltawk1948 6 місяців тому +55

      I mean so did Rogan at points. Some of those people were odd but that's killtony

    • @StrategyInformer-sjgold
      @StrategyInformer-sjgold 5 місяців тому +17

      Have you ever been to Austin?

    • @orlandoyero7151
      @orlandoyero7151 5 місяців тому +10

      "I love this man" he was a g tho

    • @NoobSaibotMK666
      @NoobSaibotMK666 4 місяці тому +10

      Cause he thinks he's above everybody when he's really below 😂

  • @bubz4196
    @bubz4196 6 місяців тому +730

    tucker looked so confused listening to the first comic lmaoooo

    • @words007
      @words007 4 місяці тому +20

      I don't blame him but there are many people like this guy and believe it or not this type of show brings the best in them no matter how uncomfortable it is for the person. Many people have stage freight like him.

    • @Dana-be8ox
      @Dana-be8ox 3 місяці тому +4

      Honestly. Hans is so depressing he would've caused Tucker to off himself

    • @TomMannis
      @TomMannis 3 місяці тому +11

      Weren't we ALL confused by that first comic? LMAO

    • @robbiecarlisle2789
      @robbiecarlisle2789 3 місяці тому +2

      I take if for what it is, he didn’t know what Joe brought him in for.

  • @nephrin6337
    @nephrin6337 7 місяців тому +2465

    I don’t know why people keep saying they miss the old band.. this band is absolutely phenomenal.

    • @doogyob
      @doogyob 7 місяців тому +553

      I couldn’t stand the old band. Annoying improv kids upstaging everything they possibly could. This band is 10x better.

    • @pben4899
      @pben4899 7 місяців тому +224

      I missed the old band until I watched an old episode lately, they chimed in and bombed thousands of times it was kind of annoying to watch. People only remember the good old band moments.

    • @Barbarossa_F
      @Barbarossa_F 7 місяців тому +108

      Jeremiah's characters were absolutely killer, there's no denying that.. But it kinda stole sway from the guest comedians to chime in as often

    • @nephrin6337
      @nephrin6337 7 місяців тому +50

      @@pben4899 glad to know other people are on the same page with that. These guys are way more musically talented . They just do their job, and they do it well. It’s a spectacle to observe.

    • @nephrin6337
      @nephrin6337 7 місяців тому +9

      @@Barbarossa_F I know what you mean. Jeremiah has comedic talent no doubt

  • @MehrdadParthian
    @MehrdadParthian 7 місяців тому +638

    HOLY SHIT. Jim Norton KILLED this episode and brought it to a whole new level. Tucker coming mid show was cool and the regulars interactions with him was just the icing on an otherwise already amazing cake. BEST EPISODE OF THE YEAR !!!

    • @goodguyberr
      @goodguyberr 7 місяців тому +19

      Jim is so fast its unbelievable

    • @Cjmah1989
      @Cjmah1989 7 місяців тому +3

      So stunning and brave of him to finally come out as gay

    • @El.Sasquatcho69
      @El.Sasquatcho69 7 місяців тому +5

      Dude Jim being able to rip this episode was great. Funniest I've seen him in an episode

    • @Bleepbloopblappp
      @Bleepbloopblappp 7 місяців тому +5

      Yeah I loved how rogan and Tucker just let him have most of it. So good

    • @tstrap4477
      @tstrap4477 7 місяців тому +5

      Jim's the man. He made the episode with Bert and Whitney bearable

  • @CazhTuber
    @CazhTuber 7 місяців тому +641

    So glad that Jim Norton is being recognized as the talent he is. Fast and vicious. One of Jerseys finest

    • @morgancorbell4441
      @morgancorbell4441 7 місяців тому +6

      I saw him live and he improvised the whole hour or more show! One of the best stand up sets I've ever seen, live or recorded.

    • @joshb8976
      @joshb8976 7 місяців тому

      @@morgancorbell4441yeah I dragged a few friends to one of his shows in 2017? And they had a great time. They were like “wow he’s much better than the first guy” which they didn’t know about openers and local openers at comedy clubs or how all that shit worked. I’ve seen the opener like 10 times at that point and heard the same jokes 10 times over 3 years lol

    • @pfft7738
      @pfft7738 7 місяців тому +4

      Norton has always been one of my favorites

    • @CazhTuber
      @CazhTuber 7 місяців тому +5

      A lot of us loved Jimmy from his days on Opie and Anthony but his stand up is so freakin good now. He's really killing it

    • @CHINGONJUICE
      @CHINGONJUICE 7 місяців тому +1

      He’s hilarious

  • @Lansolot
    @Lansolot 4 місяці тому +180

    Tucker was so happy to get that handshake from Cam at the end lol.

  • @brohndelaurier566
    @brohndelaurier566 7 місяців тому +1253

    "I feel really stiff, do I still feel stiff?"
    Jim: "I've seen more relaxed people talking to Chris Hansen." 😂😂😂

    • @jakobisahero
      @jakobisahero 6 місяців тому +16

      Jim is on another level from most people

    • @Pierrosangue
      @Pierrosangue 6 місяців тому +15

      @@jakobisahero yeah, dude is the fastest gun in the west, and bullseye every time

    • @icu3869
      @icu3869 6 місяців тому +5

      @@jakobisahero 48:02 Wonder how many caught this line(Jim's married to a transgender and has a very "subversive" sexual past) Norton rules.

    • @nikitadudoladov
      @nikitadudoladov 6 місяців тому +1

      what's the name of the sad song on a valentines day bit?

  • @blackdysfunction8260
    @blackdysfunction8260 7 місяців тому +2926

    Okay Rogan dragging people here randomly Is my new favorite thing in life.

    • @notsorry3631
      @notsorry3631 7 місяців тому +128

      Post Malone has been my favorite guest so far just because of how much fun he had. I'm biased, I already loved him, so I really loved watching him have such a great time. He was a good sport too.

    • @robbyrobot3303
      @robbyrobot3303 7 місяців тому +73

      Tucker made Tony and all the comedy dorks on stage submit

    • @MR.E214
      @MR.E214 7 місяців тому +29

      ​@notsorry3631 not even gunna lie. That was the first episode I started watching from kill Tony and haven't missed a episode and watch the old shows daily while I cook

    • @dubaspace
      @dubaspace 7 місяців тому +48

      It’s rather gross he’s hanging out w all these political hack propagandists though

    • @jonathanlarson6684
      @jonathanlarson6684 7 місяців тому +205

      @@dubaspace grow up kiddo

  • @kels4650md
    @kels4650md 7 місяців тому +4110

    Joe not speaking for an hour straight and then jumping in as soon as sharks eating cocaine comes up lmao

    • @jalexander9698
      @jalexander9698 7 місяців тому +244

      Second only to Tony roasting every bucket pull for no reason, and completely sucking off kam after every single word he says for also no reason

    • @portlandgoose4727
      @portlandgoose4727 7 місяців тому +157

      He needs to lay off the THC before coming on so that he can actually add something to the show. I mean, credit to him for giving us Tucker, but goddamn, Joe’s presence the entire time was just really weird. And this isn’t the first time.

    • @x1LuCkySob
      @x1LuCkySob 7 місяців тому +80

      @@jalexander9698 Yeah man so tired of Tony kissing Kam's ass

    • @InspectorButters4
      @InspectorButters4 7 місяців тому +61

      ​@@jalexander9698 dude fr, Tony has been almost angry towards the bucket pulls the last few eps for whatever reason. Kam has his hilarious moments but he's turning into Hans and getting very repetitive. I know a new 1min every week is tough so I get it's not all gonna be gold. And then Rogan, everyone just kinda has to ride his nads if they wanna keep making that sweet cash 😂

    • @letmehandlethis69
      @letmehandlethis69 7 місяців тому +26

      I agree. Tony seems to be afraid to critique Kam's performances. I think William and Casey are well rounded entertainers and Kam is very one dimensional

  • @23kCrook
    @23kCrook 5 місяців тому +81

    “I saw the wig.. I was like this guys got some power dude!”😭

  • @tayismyhandle
    @tayismyhandle 6 місяців тому +409

    "they put change on my hand, it rolled off" "how far can a quarter go?" lmfaooooo that was gold

  • @angelg.almonte266
    @angelg.almonte266 7 місяців тому +4150

    “I can’t drink, I have a bad cocaine problem.” I love it.

    • @artchurro1
      @artchurro1 7 місяців тому +89

      I'm on the same boat 😔

    • @cxrsiv3414
      @cxrsiv3414 7 місяців тому +363

      Tucker looking up at William when he said that saying “me too”. Was the best part

    • @azraelangel-999
      @azraelangel-999 7 місяців тому +14

      I literally say that 😂

    • @Theredtruck
      @Theredtruck 7 місяців тому +3

      Lol

    • @Nwordscissorhands1738
      @Nwordscissorhands1738 7 місяців тому +1

      @@azraelangel-999cool

  • @shldrmnky7318
    @shldrmnky7318 7 місяців тому +1567

    Tucker Carlson added more to the show than Segura

    • @Noah-z8s7k
      @Noah-z8s7k 7 місяців тому +42

      Some people suck

    • @tonyg490
      @tonyg490 7 місяців тому +207

      Segura is too rich to waste his time trying to entertain "the poors" on some show he's not being paid for. He's just so much better than the rest of us.

    • @marjg-hz3hu
      @marjg-hz3hu 7 місяців тому +36

      Hate from Kentucky

    • @cb7pwn
      @cb7pwn 7 місяців тому +67

      thats cause hes a hack, like half the joe roganite comics, lets be real

    • @shldrmnky7318
      @shldrmnky7318 7 місяців тому +1

      @@marjg-hz3hu I see what you did there, I watch his pod too. Just saying he barely said a word and didn’t even add to the episode he was on.. kind of a let down

  • @thomasshamrock9731
    @thomasshamrock9731 4 місяці тому +51

    Enrique said Tucker lost his vote... that had me dying. Also, he said he had a wig on. I'm dead. Lol

  • @pokipokepoke
    @pokipokepoke 7 місяців тому +1125

    "Plato the philosopher, not the food" such a good riff

    • @davidhumes5051
      @davidhumes5051 7 місяців тому +2

      Can you explain that one?

    • @trenchk5933
      @trenchk5933 7 місяців тому +48

      Because you're NOT supposed to eat playdough😂

    • @shangsty
      @shangsty 7 місяців тому +28

      1-800-RIFFS-4-JARJAR

    • @narbwow8168
      @narbwow8168 7 місяців тому +33

      Some people think Casey's a hack doing the same type of material but he has a lot of actual clever writing and off-the-cuff moments, so he's clearly talented.

    • @wh3238
      @wh3238 7 місяців тому +4

      a highlight of the night

  • @brandoncarroll587
    @brandoncarroll587 7 місяців тому +446

    Joe is silent for 30 minutes and the second someone says "PUNCHING MY CLIT" he lights up like a Christmas tree. A true fighter at heart.

    • @slippi2476
      @slippi2476 5 місяців тому

      OHHHH SHE'S OUT!

  • @investorbettor505
    @investorbettor505 7 місяців тому +828

    Joe is quiet for a half hour then all of a sudden “it’s a real issue. It’s a real thing. Sharks are eating cocaine.”

    • @chugbudjoe69
      @chugbudjoe69 6 місяців тому +6

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ericharary
      @ericharary 6 місяців тому +5

      Guest of the year!

    • @TimmyTurner421
      @TimmyTurner421 6 місяців тому

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @deejayjojo5784
      @deejayjojo5784 6 місяців тому +20

      i think he was so high in the beginning and started to settle in around 30 minutes in

    • @ericharary
      @ericharary 6 місяців тому +11

      @@deejayjojo5784 Yea too “High” once again that’s it not that he hasn’t said 1 funny thing in 30 years, Guy just gets to banged up.
      He’s usually so hilarious & engaged.

  • @nenadsusic8276
    @nenadsusic8276 5 місяців тому +14

    Kill Tony highlights the monumental amount of courage required to stand in front of a room full of people and have a go. It’s awkward, it’s funny, it’s wholesome. Can’t have nothing but love for anyone prepared to do this.

  • @peytonstw
    @peytonstw 7 місяців тому +546

    Jim is by far the best guest ever. He actually gives critique, not just roasts the comedian

    • @fuckamericanidiot
      @fuckamericanidiot 7 місяців тому +2

      Jimmy seems genuinely happy, he was so great on his last JRE appearance.

    • @thegarge7476
      @thegarge7476 7 місяців тому +5

      Him and Segura are the best for that

    • @peytonstw
      @peytonstw 7 місяців тому

      @@thegarge7476 True

    • @ElVaquero19
      @ElVaquero19 7 місяців тому +6

      Jim Norton is a sweet boy

    • @JohnDoe-zx1ck
      @JohnDoe-zx1ck 7 місяців тому +2

      Ron white does that a lot too.

  • @Flatlinerrr
    @Flatlinerrr 7 місяців тому +318

    KT HIT 1 MIL SUBS!
    5:43 Casey Rocket
    15:46 John Condelik
    30:30 Rogan and Tucker
    33:10 Lino Rodriguez
    44:00 Enrique Chicon (golden ticket)
    53:00 Mark Welborne
    1:03:20 Audrey Michelle (calloused clit)
    1:05:24 Redban great line that got no laughs (whoral-b)
    1:10:39 Kam Patterson
    1:12:27 my grandma hates you killing everyone
    1:18:16 Tina Eukana/Yukana (?)
    1:26:32 Tyler Galant
    1:33:39 John Moore
    1:40:08 John Moore’s set from 3 years ago
    1:42:27 William Montgomery (one of his best sets I’ve seen, he murdered)
    1:50:12 “I can’t drink, I have a cocaine problem”
    1:52:33 Azmattic - KT Rap
    Jim Nortan killed as usual, one of the all time great KT guests. He literally doesn’t miss, don’t think there was one joke that didn’t hit. This was also one of the best Rogan guest episodes I’ve watched. And Tucker played along great and had some solid lines. The soundboard work from Redban was on fire. This is right up there with the night one of HEB Arena for best KT episodes.

    • @squatchit5700
      @squatchit5700 7 місяців тому +7

      Thanks Joke Wrld.

    • @therealcitinyc
      @therealcitinyc 7 місяців тому +1

      What is REB Arena 😂

    • @Flatlinerrr
      @Flatlinerrr 7 місяців тому +1

      @@therealcitinyc the nye shows, first night was Adam ray on the panel

    • @UniMatrix_1
      @UniMatrix_1 7 місяців тому +2

      Thanks ❤

    • @abigalanderson7494
      @abigalanderson7494 7 місяців тому +1

      ​@@therealcitinyc*HEB

  • @CompleteProducer84
    @CompleteProducer84 7 місяців тому +687

    Jim is my all time favorite KT guest. He doesn't overstay his welcome, but when he chimes in its almost always amazing.

    • @JP-tt8gn
      @JP-tt8gn 7 місяців тому +29

      He was so quick with Cumia back in the day. Him with Louis CK or Patrice are my favorite episodes of O and A

    • @CompleteProducer84
      @CompleteProducer84 7 місяців тому +7

      @@JP-tt8gn Agreed, they had amazing chemistry

    • @Late-Night-Laughs
      @Late-Night-Laughs 7 місяців тому +16

      100 percent I honestly would like to see anthony on here

    • @dploi
      @dploi 7 місяців тому +6

      ha ha i forgot how he was my favourite guest untill i saw him come out. him along with Dave Attell belong on a KT MVP panel, i'm sure there's one other person to add

    • @mdventertainment
      @mdventertainment 7 місяців тому +16

      Jim offers great constructive criticism as well, he comes trying to help

  • @dangerdeven
    @dangerdeven 6 місяців тому +39

    I don't know why it's taken me so long to watch Kill Tony holy fuck this show is magic

    • @charlesw7397
      @charlesw7397 3 місяці тому +1

      Yeah I have never thought the stand up format was super funny so I had no interest in Kill Tony. I saw the Trump vs Biden episode clips though and it was hilarious. Been going back through older episodes for the past week and loving them lol

  • @kameronerdman5870
    @kameronerdman5870 7 місяців тому +651

    Bringing Tucker Carlson on stage with 30 seconds notice and finding out what this show is about on the fly was so entertaining to watch 😂😂

    • @JB-is4gt
      @JB-is4gt 7 місяців тому +50

      I watched his face the whole time it was amazing 😂

    • @HourRomanticist
      @HourRomanticist 7 місяців тому +65

      Thank God it wasn't a Rick Flair situation and Tucker has a sense of humor

    • @frozenpoopy
      @frozenpoopy 7 місяців тому +6

      ​@@JB-is4gtwhen the clubbed foot guy said his dad was murdered his reaction said it all

    • @sbk6509
      @sbk6509 7 місяців тому +1

      No doubt about it

    • @tabithalarue
      @tabithalarue 7 місяців тому +12

      ​@HourRomanticist go watch his episode on Theo vons pod. It was WILD😂

  • @zachmueller2912
    @zachmueller2912 7 місяців тому +548

    William montgomery and tucker carlson talking about their former cocaine addictions is not something i thought id see today 😂

    • @gamernotvalid9452
      @gamernotvalid9452 7 місяців тому +49

      Watch the podcast EP of Theos where he has Tucker on as a guest. They talk about it more lmao. It's amazing. I'm not conservative by any means but I love Tucker because he can actually appreciate comedy

    • @chinqlinq89
      @chinqlinq89 7 місяців тому +20

      @@gamernotvalid9452 Was hilarious watching him genuinely and intensely agreeing and relating to Theo's coke stores.

    • @nicholasbradley8868
      @nicholasbradley8868 7 місяців тому

      Tucker didn't say nothing about it dawg

    • @raymondbailey8171
      @raymondbailey8171 7 місяців тому

      Timestamp?

    • @Hz9hfb
      @Hz9hfb 7 місяців тому +2

      ​@raymondbailey8171their isn't one it didn't happen in this comedy show

  • @jimtaone
    @jimtaone 7 місяців тому +410

    "The philosopher, not the food." Already worth the watch only 12 minutes in.

  • @gamergarett
    @gamergarett 2 місяці тому +13

    11:17 “Plato the philosopher not the food” killed me for some reason 😂😂😂

    • @VanBaylen
      @VanBaylen 2 місяці тому

      That shit was brilliant

  • @hoosier22
    @hoosier22 7 місяців тому +1117

    William yelling at the stripper and then quietly telling Tucker he has a cocaine problem is my new favorite Killtony moment

    • @portlandgoose4727
      @portlandgoose4727 7 місяців тому +61

      Plus Tucker’s reply: “I like that!” 😅

    • @Degges99
      @Degges99 7 місяців тому +50

      Cam saying his grandmother hates tucker was real good too

    • @rams6992
      @rams6992 7 місяців тому +16

      Well so does Tucker which makes it awesome

    • @horridCAM
      @horridCAM 7 місяців тому +3

      ​@@rams6992 jesus fucking christ lol

    • @joebenson528
      @joebenson528 7 місяців тому

      @@rams6992
      Adderall and coke are two completely different "medicinal products".

  • @SuitAndTieNoPants
    @SuitAndTieNoPants 7 місяців тому +347

    When Cam told Tucker that his grandmother hates him and everyone in the room, Tucker included, shared a genuine belly laugh...that made me proud to be an American.

    • @samd9830
      @samd9830 7 місяців тому +23

      Respect to Cam aka Kam (how he spells his name) and his Grandma. Tucker is the absolute worst. I do love Tucker pretending to understand comedy, which unfortunately for him would require him to actually have a soul…

    • @cristianbazurto7028
      @cristianbazurto7028 7 місяців тому +111

      @@samd9830takes a wholesome and unifying moment and absoluetly shitting on it. Internet gonna internet.

    • @kolelamont8728
      @kolelamont8728 7 місяців тому +11

      @@cristianbazurto7028 Nah, it’s pretty hard to shit on a moment when the turd is already standing out in the open.

    • @NeverSaySandwich1
      @NeverSaySandwich1 7 місяців тому +68

      ​@@samd9830 Dude, touch grass

    • @Rays_Bad_Decisions
      @Rays_Bad_Decisions 7 місяців тому +62

      ​@@kolelamont8728sounds like you need another Booster 😂😂😂

  • @djbazinet8758
    @djbazinet8758 7 місяців тому +436

    I usually don’t care for Enrique but he really killed this one. Awesome to see him finding his groove and growing as a comic.

    • @neikobrown5281
      @neikobrown5281 7 місяців тому +32

      It’s his voice

    • @oligoyoutube
      @oligoyoutube 7 місяців тому +6

      proper set this time around 🫡

    • @MsBongkong
      @MsBongkong 7 місяців тому +10

      He was being pushed too hard earlier on. In smaller doses he's great.

    • @JGreen-tb6ke
      @JGreen-tb6ke 7 місяців тому +4

      I've always loved Enrique. Such a great spirit

    • @trel9388
      @trel9388 7 місяців тому +11

      @@neikobrown5281for sure. No need for him to screech

  • @flibble89
    @flibble89 6 місяців тому +34

    Having tucker on was legendary. Tucker and Alex Jones would be a great panel.

    • @Bubsack101
      @Bubsack101 5 місяців тому +5

      Oh my god Alex jones on this show would be a dream come true

    • @flibble89
      @flibble89 3 місяці тому

      @@Bubsack101 he was on twice

    • @Bubsack101
      @Bubsack101 3 місяці тому +1

      @@flibble89 thank you for telling me this information

    • @Music-Is-Real-Love
      @Music-Is-Real-Love 2 місяці тому

      ​@@Bubsack101
      100%.

  • @turbdonkey
    @turbdonkey 6 місяців тому +531

    "I saw the wig. I was like this guy got power bro." Incredible

    • @marcorivas4231
      @marcorivas4231 6 місяців тому +34

      One of the best jokes of the night lmaooo

    • @Long_Shoulder
      @Long_Shoulder 5 місяців тому +2

      Only time Enrique has ever been funny

  • @John-xe5kr
    @John-xe5kr 7 місяців тому +382

    The “My grandma hate u” from Kam and the “I learned that from you tuckerrrr” from William really made this episode worth while. Plus Jim with his quick genius remarks…great episode

    • @pickledokra2963
      @pickledokra2963 7 місяців тому +3

      So you're a laugh track kind of guy

    • @billyhendry8369
      @billyhendry8369 7 місяців тому +35

      @@pickledokra2963 "Wow look at me, I watched a comedy show and didn't even laugh. My sense of humour is so much more sophisticated sweaty" You must be fun at parties

    • @patrickbateman4152
      @patrickbateman4152 7 місяців тому +1

      @@pickledokra2963 More like an alexithymia kind of guy, dear Watson.

    • @briceticker6721
      @briceticker6721 7 місяців тому +11

      @@billyhendry8369 kam pattersons humor is to say something and slap an n word at the end of it. Is that really funny still in 2024?

    • @billyhendry8369
      @billyhendry8369 7 місяців тому +3

      @@briceticker6721 Last I checked the point of the show was for comedians to show what they got, the good, the bad and the ugly. I really enjoyed it, both lathing with or at the performers.
      I dunno what video you watching but Kam wasn't there for the entire 1 hour and 45 minutes.
      The original comment didn't even mention the n word lol.
      Why are you here then if you hate the show and can't even laugh? Just to hate? Kinda sad dude.

  • @cecilcharlesofficial
    @cecilcharlesofficial 7 місяців тому +435

    Imagine walking out to do your minute and Tucker is right there.

    • @narbwow8168
      @narbwow8168 7 місяців тому +44

      ... and Joe, and Jim. Honestly props to the bucket pulls for not freaking out about that situation, cause I probably would.

    • @jessetillotson9776
      @jessetillotson9776 7 місяців тому +5

      Bro

    • @mike20855
      @mike20855 7 місяців тому +26

      Tucker and Joe are goats

    • @deejay7339
      @deejay7339 7 місяців тому +11

      Tucker looks so lost lmao

    • @oldsoul1758
      @oldsoul1758 7 місяців тому +1

      yep .

  • @VincentFastFingers
    @VincentFastFingers 6 місяців тому +106

    That was definitely a dude.

  • @yurdme710
    @yurdme710 7 місяців тому +270

    Jim Norton absolutely murdered it this episode !!

    • @anedabonit
      @anedabonit 7 місяців тому +3

      proper guest indeed, more of that plz !!

    • @warriorhockey1232
      @warriorhockey1232 7 місяців тому +1

      More Jim less tucker

  • @brothermanbill
    @brothermanbill 6 місяців тому +590

    Cam patterson telling Tucker about his grandma had me dying

    • @orion3511
      @orion3511 6 місяців тому +4

      And the rest are cool with him??
      Wtf is going on...

    • @solearesoul
      @solearesoul 6 місяців тому

      Same

    • @solearesoul
      @solearesoul 6 місяців тому +56

      @@orion3511some people don’t get caught up in MSM partisan bias outrage.

    • @orion3511
      @orion3511 6 місяців тому

      @@solearesoul the guy ( I don't even want to talk about him like that) "it" is Alex Jones just more tactile and in a bow tie. A wack job who's somewhat respectable to the unknowing masses. He knowingly and I would say lovingly sows division and hatred.

    • @orion3511
      @orion3511 6 місяців тому +4

      ​@@solearesoulbut it's Alot more than that. The toad is pure poison

  • @chrisauth7954
    @chrisauth7954 7 місяців тому +548

    Rogan showing up at the mothership during is like a district manager doing a surprise visit for Tony

    • @runswithraptors
      @runswithraptors 7 місяців тому +54

      Poor Joe went from the bro who wants to hangout to the boss who makes everyone sweat a bit when he comes around

    • @alwaysinverted1224
      @alwaysinverted1224 6 місяців тому +14

      ​@runswithraptors Holy shit you're exactly right 😅😅 never thought of it like that but 👌

    • @ericharary
      @ericharary 6 місяців тому +25

      Yea it’s great everyone kisses his ass and he contributes zero comedy every time!

    • @magincap70
      @magincap70 6 місяців тому +12

      I saw him talking about hanging out with Tucker and Tucker was curious about these shows and Joe called up Tony and Tony was like come on down. Tucker had no idea what was going on. I think he thought he'd be I. The audience

    • @ericevans3471
      @ericevans3471 6 місяців тому +5

      Katt was right. We just lucked out and Gate Keeper Rogan didn't take the mic. Most of returning comedic guest are not funny at all. Tony is probably the funniest one.

  • @name001
    @name001 3 місяці тому +26

    Seeing Jim on the show makes me think that Patrice would have loved this show

    • @Marmalade_Sally
      @Marmalade_Sally 3 місяці тому +10

      Being the meticulous observer of human nature that he was, I think the show probably would have fascinated him. And you know he would have dealt some eviscerations unlike KT has ever seen before lmao.

    • @Aerodome99
      @Aerodome99 3 місяці тому +2

      @@Marmalade_SallyAgreed. It would have been incredible.

    • @joshua7734
      @joshua7734 Місяць тому +1

      We need Anthony on here. Preferably with Cam.

  • @CaseyJankowski
    @CaseyJankowski 7 місяців тому +186

    Jim Norton is definitely one of the best guest on this show. Great jokes while being respectful. Perfect balance.

  • @capcutforpctutorials
    @capcutforpctutorials 7 місяців тому +335

    Watching Tucker Carlson see William Montgomery for the first time was a joy lol

  • @neilolivier8643
    @neilolivier8643 6 місяців тому +285

    1:50:15 William "I cant drink, I have a bad cocaine problem."
    Tucker Carlson - "Me too!"

    • @alexryback8253
      @alexryback8253 5 місяців тому +16

      Hahah good catch

    • @Holt333
      @Holt333 5 місяців тому +19

      Best line of the cast... and Tucker instantly got it🙌💯

  • @sensibilities1
    @sensibilities1 3 місяці тому +4

    I love how Jim actually gives them critiques, we need more of that

  • @tonytone4867
    @tonytone4867 6 місяців тому +1019

    If somebody told me 3 years ago that Tucker Carlson would drop into a Kill Tony show, keep up with everything and drop good jokes on the fly, I would not have believed it for a second

    • @Ch-vp2py
      @Ch-vp2py 6 місяців тому

      That is because TC is cool. It is the left woke that cant take a joke.

    • @ahhculdee
      @ahhculdee 6 місяців тому +50

      You know he was right place when he dropped the Zyn line

    • @justinsmith4157
      @justinsmith4157 6 місяців тому +69

      I hope Matt Muehling is embarrassed and I hope Tony scolds him for walking off stage because he doesn’t like Tucker. IMAGINE if kill Tony fans stopped watching because they were triggered by a guest. Absolutely pathetic!

    • @PodcastWhore21
      @PodcastWhore21 6 місяців тому +20

      I love seeing the real tucker

    • @PumpernickelPele
      @PumpernickelPele 6 місяців тому +13

      Shut up Don Lemon

  • @moonlander811
    @moonlander811 7 місяців тому +519

    I think the best part was Joe Rogan's face when Montgomery asked Tucker about Obama. LMFAO!

    • @leighleigh747
      @leighleigh747 7 місяців тому +38

      Idk when Kam told Tucker his grandmama hated him Joe's face was pretty funny

    • @hookandtimberoutdoors8335
      @hookandtimberoutdoors8335 7 місяців тому +2

      Absolutely HILARIOUS

    • @John_Doe742
      @John_Doe742 7 місяців тому +1

      Spoiler Alert

    • @zenofthemoment
      @zenofthemoment 7 місяців тому +17

      That sound Tucker made to finish that joke was phenomenally well placed and executed. My favorite part of the show. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @mike20855
      @mike20855 7 місяців тому

      Idk why Joe was even surprised. how did he not watch that interview?

  • @philforrence
    @philforrence 7 місяців тому +296

    “I thought you looked familiar.” Jim Norton the GOAT

  • @michaelroman7612
    @michaelroman7612 2 місяці тому +4

    Gary Sinise actually was inspired from his role and he got to meet a lot of veterans. Made it his life’s mission to help veterans. He is such a dope guy

  • @DefianceOrDeath
    @DefianceOrDeath 7 місяців тому +140

    That interaction between Kam and Tucker is one of the best things I've seen in years.

    • @xstevenx8132
      @xstevenx8132 7 місяців тому +6

      My Grandma hates you.😂😂😂

  • @blakemoore1905
    @blakemoore1905 6 місяців тому +344

    Ever since tucker left that station hes just been flourishing.

    • @randomdude189
      @randomdude189 6 місяців тому +4

      He’s always on your mind

    • @85tclower
      @85tclower 6 місяців тому +28

      I was thinking about that too. Getting out from under the supervision of these mega networks and being able to just speak freely seems to help almost everyone…except Don Lemon. 😂😂

    • @mst3kpimp
      @mst3kpimp 6 місяців тому +10

      if it wasnt for tucker i would know how cheap russian groceries are.

    • @curtismorris8243
      @curtismorris8243 6 місяців тому +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ericholdsworth6611
      @ericholdsworth6611 6 місяців тому +5

      Killin it

  • @kidkasady1243
    @kidkasady1243 7 місяців тому +396

    The way Tucker looked at the green shirt girl… I’ve never related more.

    • @austindixon8600
      @austindixon8600 7 місяців тому +21

      Was thinking the same

    • @drax141
      @drax141 7 місяців тому +24

      Open mouth shock

    • @moffat5914
      @moffat5914 7 місяців тому +19

      he was flabbergasted

    • @Ang.0910
      @Ang.0910 7 місяців тому +6

      🤢

    • @ahhculdee
      @ahhculdee 6 місяців тому +6

      I can imagine the smell 🤢

  • @BIGWIGGLE223
    @BIGWIGGLE223 2 місяці тому +9

    You can see the anguish and sorrow on Tucker's face when the guy starts talking about his dad being murdered and it turning into a joke. I think that made Tucker a little uncomfortable. It says a lot about Tucker's character and his authenticity.

  • @daltonsteves4829
    @daltonsteves4829 6 місяців тому +253

    The joke about the racist librarian was some great comedic craftsmanship and delivery. I hope to see more of that guy.

    • @mikemichaels2914
      @mikemichaels2914 4 місяці тому +2

      Dude it might be the singliest breastas joke I've heard or seen

    • @Kevin-lw2gl
      @Kevin-lw2gl 3 місяці тому +1

      Timestamp?

    • @TinyR710
      @TinyR710 3 місяці тому

      ​@@Kevin-lw2gl1:27

    • @Reezy1888
      @Reezy1888 2 місяці тому

      Reminded me of norm MacDonald

    • @Reezy1888
      @Reezy1888 2 місяці тому +2

      1:26:30

  • @brandio7032
    @brandio7032 7 місяців тому +651

    Crossing my fingers Tony lets Tucker interview William

    • @CrackerBarrellKid52
      @CrackerBarrellKid52 7 місяців тому

      😂

    • @captchathemoment
      @captchathemoment 7 місяців тому +89

      “So you mentioned you had intercourse with Brian’s mother. What did you mean by that?”

    • @jonw3462
      @jonw3462 7 місяців тому +14


      "what's going on here, what's happening"

    • @jotterson1156
      @jotterson1156 7 місяців тому

      222 👍 's

    • @marcuse9030
      @marcuse9030 7 місяців тому

      Your wish was granted. Sorta.

  • @Bodhizzle
    @Bodhizzle 7 місяців тому +103

    That was one of the funniest KTs of the last year. Tucker was a good sport, and Cam and William both killed it

  • @wouterroos2359
    @wouterroos2359 2 місяці тому +3

    I wish I came across this show earlier. The only benefit of only recently discovering KT is that I get to watch 3 episodes daily.

  • @cliffhamilton2857
    @cliffhamilton2857 7 місяців тому +376

    Tucker was good guest, he chimed in at the right times and shot from the hip pretty well. Didn't expect him to fit in this well.

    • @notsorry3631
      @notsorry3631 7 місяців тому +35

      He's great on podcasts

    • @robbyrobot3303
      @robbyrobot3303 7 місяців тому +12

      He destroyed Tony.

    • @panicbuyflax3461
      @panicbuyflax3461 7 місяців тому +62

      @squibbelsmcjohnsonare you having a stroke?

    • @jacobschindler2513
      @jacobschindler2513 7 місяців тому

      What are you on?​@squibbelsmcjohnson

    • @theoryof11
      @theoryof11 7 місяців тому +42

      ​@squibbelsmcjohnsonDid you just get done whacking off to your Don Lemon poster. 😂

  • @24kGanksta
    @24kGanksta 6 місяців тому +116

    Tucker wasn’t having it when Tony was clowning GOD

  • @devonleckie5732
    @devonleckie5732 7 місяців тому +144

    Jim is a true professional. Consistent jabs throughout, great guest!

    • @notsorry3631
      @notsorry3631 7 місяців тому +1

      He was really on tonight

    • @Some_Beach
      @Some_Beach 7 місяців тому +1

      A real pro

    • @Lockdown335
      @Lockdown335 7 місяців тому

      All while sitting with someone who would happily see his partners rights stripped lol dudes a pro

  • @Yas-sx6rm
    @Yas-sx6rm 3 місяці тому +2

    Firstly, Jim Norton is so underrated, he is genuinely one of the living greats of stand-up comedy today. Secondly, I really really hope Tucker runs for president in 2028, an educated man, calling out hypocrisies, not belonging to either of the two political establishments and a man who genuinely loves his country and stands by values - where as today most people don't really stand for something (instead following the social media trend of the month) and thus falls for anything.

  • @Dannny1067
    @Dannny1067 7 місяців тому +137

    Tuckers' laugh and facial expressions made this episode! I love Joe bringing random people on without them knowing

  • @berniebro420
    @berniebro420 7 місяців тому +217

    The show has majorly improved in every way with Hans Kim’s absence

    • @underthetrees4780
      @underthetrees4780 7 місяців тому +38

      Casey Rocket is not an upgrade.

    • @kookofo
      @kookofo 7 місяців тому +21

      @@underthetrees4780Casey’s interviews are better on average but his sets are just as not funny or worse than most of Hans’

    • @ezbg
      @ezbg 7 місяців тому

      What happen to Hans

    • @D3vil3d3gg
      @D3vil3d3gg 7 місяців тому +7

      @@ezbg Time off to prepare for his rematch against Rick Diez

    • @timmy9428
      @timmy9428 7 місяців тому +11

      Now we just need a kam absence

  • @selimsahin4119
    @selimsahin4119 7 місяців тому +113

    “what else are you” 1:19:40 was comedic perfection

    • @HannyDart
      @HannyDart 7 місяців тому +14

      gotta say; it also was diplomatic perfection in that situation to ask what everybody was wondering about :D

    • @sherman8r1998
      @sherman8r1998 7 місяців тому +20

      followed by "Jim Nortons hard as a rock", cause he has a trans wife, so good

  • @Matthew-Godsgift
    @Matthew-Godsgift 5 місяців тому +18

    I know I'm a month late but I love how every time Joe Rogan is on he is like a proud father 😂

  • @jhcamhtc
    @jhcamhtc 7 місяців тому +151

    The fact that this isn’t trending on UA-cam at all is a shame, but expected. Best episode I’ve seen in a long time!

    • @jamestyler9326
      @jamestyler9326 7 місяців тому +2

      Damn, was the last episode you watched from 2022?

  • @slim710.
    @slim710. 7 місяців тому +161

    Jim needs to be a regular on the show,
    He’s such a legend and absolutely hilarious

    • @forbin1185
      @forbin1185 7 місяців тому +5

      he has his own morning show in NYC

    • @slim710.
      @slim710. 7 місяців тому

      @@forbin1185 oh im a daily listener, it was more of a fantasy booking for me 😂🤷‍♂️

    • @PhilARobertson
      @PhilARobertson 7 місяців тому

      @@forbin1185 He did the show from Canada all through the NYC Covid lockdowns. I don't think he'll ever leave the NYC though, and I'm sure it's easiest for Nikki to be there also. I would love it if they moved to Texas though. He'd be able to do Rogan's UFC episodes on the regular.

  • @MrMCLax2
    @MrMCLax2 7 місяців тому +228

    “How far can a quarter go” is about to go triple platinum

    • @rocketnoob392
      @rocketnoob392 7 місяців тому +13

      His comedy is trash and it makes it worse that no one is telling him so he can make a funny set for the next show.

    • @spencerj4715
      @spencerj4715 7 місяців тому +34

      @@rocketnoob392that’s so strange. Everyone’s telling him his comedy is good. They’re laughing too. It’s almost like he’s funny and you’re too slow to get it

    • @hrs9018
      @hrs9018 7 місяців тому +19

      ​@@rocketnoob392Translation : I don't like his comedy and I hate that other people do 😢

    • @imtherealraisinbagel
      @imtherealraisinbagel 7 місяців тому +3

      alot of people during the live viewing of the video last night was saying he isnt funny, idk i prefer hans over casey and i wouldnt call it crazy to say that tony is pushing people he likes/ are friends with vs people who are funny

    • @genghist
      @genghist 7 місяців тому +2

      @@imtherealraisinbagel Hans was good but I prefer rocket. He’s expanding on his sets and perfecting them, which is literally what the shows for. He try’s stuff to see what works, riffing is his style of comedy not everything is going to stick.

  • @xabraxasx
    @xabraxasx 3 місяці тому +24

    TUCKER STARING AT THE TRANS ALIEN PERSON AT 1:19:00 IS AMAZING

  • @capcutforpctutorials
    @capcutforpctutorials 7 місяців тому +160

    Cam's set is a perfect example of having opposing views on politics and life overall and being civil and cracking jokes about it. This is the way it is done.

    • @bdtravels5620
      @bdtravels5620 7 місяців тому

      Holy shit that Killed me 😂😂😂

    • @jstnnnnn
      @jstnnnnn 7 місяців тому +4

      Not sure what Kam called Tucker when he shook his hand was very civil... In Central Florida, where's he from, that'd really be grounds for a fight. 1:12:19

    • @mdougf
      @mdougf 7 місяців тому

      @@jstnnnnnexactly

    • @christiancrocetti9940
      @christiancrocetti9940 7 місяців тому

      @@jstnnnnnI couldn’t hear him clearly. What’d he say?

    • @jstnnnnn
      @jstnnnnn 7 місяців тому +1

      @@christiancrocetti9940 lol listen closer

  • @henryskalitz9094
    @henryskalitz9094 6 місяців тому +116

    So I guess this means the Rogan interview with Tucker will be coming out in the next couple of days

    • @isatche
      @isatche 6 місяців тому +7

      I guess you were right!

    • @scottydu81
      @scottydu81 6 місяців тому +5

      Literally true

  • @WinmanVideo
    @WinmanVideo 7 місяців тому +251

    "Im tired of being discriminated against for being transgender, especially because im not transgender" is the funniest shit.

    • @elainesrottenbottom296
      @elainesrottenbottom296 7 місяців тому +1

      @WinmanVideo she was on a Chris DeStefano episode at Vulcan. Her minute wasn't great, but her interview was awesome & she should have gotten a big joke book!

    • @theghoulboyofficial
      @theghoulboyofficial 7 місяців тому +25

      if she lead her minute with that she might have actually gotten a laugh

    • @leinad.s
      @leinad.s 7 місяців тому +59

      I'm still not convinced that's a woman.

    • @hydropiate
      @hydropiate 7 місяців тому +1

      Shenanigans 😂🎉😂

    • @TravelingThruLife
      @TravelingThruLife 7 місяців тому +9

      @@leinad.ssame

  • @israelbarrett9988
    @israelbarrett9988 6 місяців тому +8

    Brian whispers into Tony's ear Rogan's is HERE.
    Tony instantly says "can you catch a joke book" 😅

  • @westinian3144
    @westinian3144 7 місяців тому +136

    1:50:15 william saying “i can’t drink, i have a bad cocaine problem”😭😭nah but glad to see william is doing well enough to be able to know and refuse alcohol, hope he keeps it up

    • @xcgio001
      @xcgio001 7 місяців тому +2

      @theovon has been saying this for years

    • @gabehorn52
      @gabehorn52 7 місяців тому

      Yes, it's a very original take

  • @Ethiokarate1
    @Ethiokarate1 7 місяців тому +132

    Norton might be the best guest for pure comedy input. There could be a clean 10 minute highlight tape of this ep and theres not many that can have that. EVERY joke landed lol

    • @spectator4929
      @spectator4929 7 місяців тому +1

      Adam Ray 👀

    • @michaelh878
      @michaelh878 7 місяців тому

      Nice to not have someone totally wasted for a change.

  • @spencers6263
    @spencers6263 6 місяців тому +139

    Joe’s staring at each comedian has me laughing so hard. It’s like he is on drugs, uncomfortable, faking laughs AND having the absolute best time all at once 😂

    • @dirtroadsandwoodstoves
      @dirtroadsandwoodstoves 6 місяців тому +6

      Joe wouldn't be on drugs!

    • @TomPraytor
      @TomPraytor 6 місяців тому +1

      thats a good way to put it

    • @bradmodd7856
      @bradmodd7856 6 місяців тому

      He has seen enough death at his own shows, this is some kind of bizarre self torture to want to go through it again vicariously

    • @benhardy2040
      @benhardy2040 6 місяців тому +5

      The laughs definitely seem fake, or played way up at the very least.

    • @Jeremynicholson
      @Jeremynicholson 5 місяців тому +1

      @@dirtroadsandwoodstoveslol your kidding right?

  • @meyexperience
    @meyexperience 3 місяці тому +3

    Tucker is the man, we’re blessed to see these types of people coming together for laughter and good times .

  • @gianlucaibranyan8594
    @gianlucaibranyan8594 6 місяців тому +104

    "i saw the wig and thought this guy got some power" - i died

  • @erikquinty23
    @erikquinty23 7 місяців тому +169

    Tucker completely didnt believe that was a purple haired woman

    • @MrByrl
      @MrByrl 7 місяців тому +81

      Well nobody did to be honest

    • @Millers-B-Movie-Drive-In
      @Millers-B-Movie-Drive-In 7 місяців тому +77

      I still don't believe it

    • @MrByrl
      @MrByrl 7 місяців тому +6

      @@Millers-B-Movie-Drive-In for real

    • @stephenstrang590
      @stephenstrang590 7 місяців тому +4

      I did because the clothing was actually very reasonable and has a whimsicalness that a man could never understand.

    • @Candidd889
      @Candidd889 7 місяців тому +21

      @@stephenstrang590dog istg I seen Chris Chan wear that dress

  • @matthogg2252
    @matthogg2252 6 місяців тому +145

    Watching Tucker listen to the electric toothbrush chick is the funniest thing I’ve seen all year.

  • @xLuck
    @xLuck 4 місяці тому +8

    The Tom Hank’s ping pong bit was under appreciated

  • @PushupsNMushrooms
    @PushupsNMushrooms 7 місяців тому +65

    You finally get pulled for Kill Tony and its Jim and Joe, AND Tucker.

  • @mindsetmentor681
    @mindsetmentor681 7 місяців тому +182

    Jim Norton is the quickest comedian of all time. Jim Norton and Dave Attell have to be on here together...

    • @xstevenx8132
      @xstevenx8132 7 місяців тому +5

      You just made me realize that they are basically the same guy with a slightly different affect.

    • @mike20855
      @mike20855 7 місяців тому +3

      Mark Normand is a close 2nd

    • @mindsetmentor681
      @mindsetmentor681 7 місяців тому +1

      @@mike20855 very true.

    • @mike20855
      @mike20855 6 місяців тому

      @@mindsetmentor681 do you watch tuesdays with stories?

    • @mindsetmentor681
      @mindsetmentor681 6 місяців тому

      @@mike20855 for like three years now. 90% of the podcasts I listen to are comedians

  • @SteveSStepp
    @SteveSStepp 7 місяців тому +108

    Jim is one of the only guests that can compete with the Tony when it comes to fast, witty responses and comebacks. Love it

    • @Lace722
      @Lace722 7 місяців тому +2

      He has the fastest funniest responses 😂 zero hesitation.. “oh I thought you looked familiar” lmao

    • @kingofoblivion1822
      @kingofoblivion1822 7 місяців тому +2

      Would’ve been hilarious if he came as Chip Chipperson

  • @FAR.KB24
    @FAR.KB24 Місяць тому +2

    Sick ass kill Tony bars!! That was cool of Tony to bring him on. Sick!!

  • @John-wf5if
    @John-wf5if 7 місяців тому +201

    Tucker is a good sport for coming out on 10 seconds notice.

    • @ffnovice7
      @ffnovice7 7 місяців тому +11

      Check out the white guitarist holy shit he's so butthurt

    • @User1018BIGLY
      @User1018BIGLY 7 місяців тому +2

      @@ffnovice7 ironic

    • @APolishPlayer
      @APolishPlayer 7 місяців тому

      ​@ffnovice7 I usually love Matt too considering I play guitar and named matt... but man.... he's being such a bish

    • @calger1790
      @calger1790 7 місяців тому +11

      @@ffnovice7 Matt Muehling is the guitarist and he is sooooo hurt! ffs youre in Texas and youre crying about a talkshow host get over yourself lol

    • @boredapathetic
      @boredapathetic 7 місяців тому +4

      @@ffnovice7what a baby

  • @dannyprovalone5110
    @dannyprovalone5110 7 місяців тому +226

    Nothing stronger than the bond of a black man and the 41 year old grandmother who raised him.

    • @DarnThatDragon
      @DarnThatDragon 7 місяців тому +3

      What happened to the other 3🤔

    • @manoverboard321
      @manoverboard321 7 місяців тому +8

      "My mammy don't like you, and she like everyone."

    • @UniMatrix_1
      @UniMatrix_1 7 місяців тому +9

      ​@Monkey_Milkman nothing stronger than Tony's love of black men

    • @mcspud
      @mcspud 7 місяців тому

      hahahah

    • @ElVaquero19
      @ElVaquero19 7 місяців тому +2

      41 yo 😂😂😂

  • @donaldmack2307
    @donaldmack2307 7 місяців тому +453

    So this means Tucker did the Rogan podcast, right?

    • @DUBLL100
      @DUBLL100 7 місяців тому +44

      No he went for a meal with Joe

    • @Paedrick
      @Paedrick 7 місяців тому +75

      No they went frisbee golfing together

    • @brookeruk2
      @brookeruk2 7 місяців тому +74

      They whacked each other off

    • @youlig1
      @youlig1 7 місяців тому +68

      No they went elk hunting together in speedos

    • @youlig1
      @youlig1 7 місяців тому +28

      with speers

  • @ethantrest
    @ethantrest 5 місяців тому +32

    The librarian joke is too fucking tier

  • @Kierron85
    @Kierron85 6 місяців тому +344

    Who’d have thought the first time I watch a full episode of Kill Tony is because Tucker Carlson was on it 😆

    • @TheOrangeRoad
      @TheOrangeRoad 6 місяців тому +10

      Same here man, I just watch the shorts

    • @icu3869
      @icu3869 6 місяців тому +7

      Strange. So are you a comedy fan or conservative or...?

    • @grdamic
      @grdamic 6 місяців тому +39

      @@icu3869who cares? Do you pay his bills?

    • @DrivinOleMatilda
      @DrivinOleMatilda 6 місяців тому +1

      Same lol

    • @TheJr1302
      @TheJr1302 6 місяців тому +5

      Tucker is super gay

  • @LordMaize
    @LordMaize 7 місяців тому +308

    Tucker Carlson trying to understand kam is hilarious

    • @driscollin9905
      @driscollin9905 7 місяців тому +7

      "SO how are you oppressed in a way I don't understand???"

    • @_HippieThugg_
      @_HippieThugg_ 7 місяців тому +12

      They should have had David Lucas to translate.

    • @panicbuyflax3461
      @panicbuyflax3461 7 місяців тому +8

      Hey it’s Tucker, I’m black ahaha (Kam probably)

    • @japiro14
      @japiro14 7 місяців тому

      ​@@panicbuyflax3461no crying pls

    • @Barbarossa_F
      @Barbarossa_F 7 місяців тому +29

      99% of people can't understand Kam they just laugh cuz he sounds as if he's supposed to be funny

  • @decoldest1660
    @decoldest1660 7 місяців тому +102

    Redband killed it this episode, the way he played those 8-10 sounds 🔥

    • @WesleySniperr
      @WesleySniperr 7 місяців тому +1

      Probably Tonys burner

    • @robbyrobot3303
      @robbyrobot3303 7 місяців тому +3

      Tucker should replace Tony and redban

  • @dirtcom7
    @dirtcom7 5 місяців тому +6

    Imagine going from dinner with Joe Rogan to being called a ninja by kam Patterson in a day😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jamesrichardson469
    @jamesrichardson469 7 місяців тому +94

    Jim seems so happy lately I love this era of Jimmy Norton

    • @adamsmith-wi3qg
      @adamsmith-wi3qg 7 місяців тому +3

      1:20:31 "all kidding aside what is the name of your blog" was awesome

    • @m.d.498
      @m.d.498 7 місяців тому +1

      Its that presuicide manic happy

    • @jamesjohnston1297
      @jamesjohnston1297 7 місяців тому +1

      He married a Norwegian trans woman, in her early 20s. He's loving life.

    • @hereliesrocumia3159
      @hereliesrocumia3159 7 місяців тому

      Jim Norton is a dried scallop

  • @westinian3144
    @westinian3144 7 місяців тому +105

    I AINT EVA GONNA STOP SKIPPING THE ADS

  • @dominiciervasi1883
    @dominiciervasi1883 7 місяців тому +56

    Jim Norton literally perfect for the show.