Zeratul after coming back 2 years from exploring: Sees a dog* "Hybrids?! On Earth?!" Microwave breaks* "This must be Amon's doings!" Rent payment* "I must investigate a strange occurance. You must go on this journey without me."
"Ahh, this land is sparse, and there are no vespene geysers nearby. Might you loan me 10 of your earth dollars so I may unravel this prophecy?" "No, damn it, for the last time I'm not giving you money to buy 5 pounds of fortune cookies!"
@@solaariel2692 and it wasn't even a good reason, i mean, by same logic Brakk should be in F tier since he would eat you alive if he becomes hungry, same with Dehaka, but it was expected
Now I want a sitcom where they all live in an apartment complex, but Dehaka is the weird homeless guy that hangs around and the overmind is the landlord that seems to have goals beyond understanding
I have an image in my head of not seeing Zeratul for weeks then him popping out of the shadows one morning to warn you the milk is expired before dissappearing again
You walk by his room (empty, door open, permanently darkened) going to the bathroom and you see his green eyes looking out as he walks into the light from the hallway to give you this warning
"The prophecy (expiration date) has foretold the end of this carton. Of all things (the rest of the groceries). Only the ancient technology (fridges) of the Xel'naga can safeguard these artifacts (still groceries). I must investigate!"
Nova is the kind of roommate you only see sporadically because every once in a while she disappears on a lengthy work trip with no warning, but she still pays rent on time. She's guarded but still polite. You feel as if she's treating the apartment more as a safe house than as a home, which is a weird feeling, because you're not in the spy business and wouldn't know anything about that.
Nova also would be the kind of roommate to ask you for a huge favor and if you help her, she doesn’t help you later. But if you don’t, she makes a big point of how you didn’t help her
Aside from being a criminal, Tychus is also - Rude - Messy - Loud - Careless about the surrounding - Probably will drink a lot, and then might wreck something inclduing your face - Always late on his rent
I think Matt would be S tier. He's a very good judge of character, and he wasn't wrong about Tychus and Tosh. Yes, he judged him as "convict" when Jim was basically every bit Tychus' equal in their outlaw statuses, but he correctly predicted that Tychus was hiding things, had ulterior motives, etc. As for Tosh - again, correct prediction from Matt, he knew Tosh was a bad influence, and he is indeed. He pushes Raynor toward revenge, which Matt has to pull him back from for his own good. Also, every time Matt has been harsh with Jim, judging him or nagging him - it was for his own good. He's a good long term friend who's not afraid to tell you when you're slipping from who you are. He'd absolutely pay on time, and might even be a pleasant conversation partner, as long as you're talking about important things. He has a bit of a gambling problem and attracts crazy chicks - but hey, that's not necessarily bad. You'll have poker night every friday and may end up finding new friends or dates. He's never gone into debt as a result of his gambling, so he'd also pay his bills on time. Mira would probably drop by to visit, but he'll always tell you to let her know he's not at home. I imagine a roommate situation with him would be him laying low and away from Mira to get a break from her.
imagine being roommates with Karax and Swann you are gone for a weekend to visit your parents and by the time you return on Monday the house has 2+ armor, it's full of solarite and shield batteries, anything you break would just fix itself (only if you can break them ofc), any insect that would enter the house would just instantly burn away,the lights would always be the right brightness, the doormat would clean your shoes and so on but ofc your gaming PC was fully upgraded to be a solarite powerhouse that could run Cities:skyline 2 on day1 with no problems
Imagine Swann, Karax and Warfield living together lmao. Swann and Karax are going to go off-grid, and then get into trouble because they keep trying to acquire restricted materials and are building unsanctioned devices in their neighbor's backyard, but then Warfield puts on his power armor and makes sure that they get what they need and nobody is gonna kick them out of their +10 self repairing solarite-powered house and then they basically become a fully self-sufficient independent country that the military doesn't even dare try to invade
You come home from work and you see that your home is no longer on the ground or a house anymore. It's now a gorgan battlecruiser, only problem is you don't now how to get inside anymore.*
Mengsk feels like that judgemental granparent or dad or something that's nice and hospitable and polite until his judgement of your life choices becomes too great and he suddenly betrays you and makes life awful for you
@@GiantGrantGamesArchives POV: Karax: Hierarch, i dont understand but, I'm detecting high concentrations of solarite in my roommate. The next day: Karax: What roommate I'm the only person living here.
The problem with Mengsk, is that if he doesn’t like you, he won’t tell you and work out the problem: he’ll frame you for some rent agreement violation and get you kicked out, possibly arrested.
How would the roommates react if you asked them to help you move the groceries? Abathur: "Hm. Lemons, sloppy fruit. Juice useful, remainder no. Waste of energy. Moving lemon bag: unnecessary." Alarak: (plays along but then Destruction Wave's the grocery bags, is offended you asked him, you both go hungry) Stukov: (helps, notices lack of liquor) "Some days I miss vodka... like today for example." Amon: "I was forced into this! Just as you were! The infinite cycle of buying and consuming took away everything I knew!" Artanis: "A bold plan. We shall prevail. With honor... I carry bags." Hanson: "I'm not detecting any more groceries in that sector. Better move to the next one." Ishza: (recites exactly which items on the grocery list you forgot) Jinara: (somehow ends up fighting the groceries. Somehow ends said fight in a draw) Karax: (with glowing eyes (literally) asks you if you bought his favorite food) Overmind: (cannot move, so cannot help directly, but keeps you company by explaining his plans for the groceries in detail) Raszagal: (you don't have the heart to ask her to help you, but she helps anyway) Rohana: (last time you disagreed if you should try to carry all the bags in 1 trip. Now she tries your way) Stetmann/Swann: (you reluctantly use his new Grocery Translocator. Whatever it is, it turns out fairly useful) Tosh: "You've been busy brotha. Got us over half the ingredients we need. And in this bag... *sniffs* Triple A batteries. Interesting!" Zeratul: "The missing fragment of the cake mix! Could the prophecy foretelling butter also be fulfilled with unsalted butter? I must investigate."
These are all amazing, especially Hanson and Tosh. Tychus: Ok partner, Move them groceries, right? Old Tychus will get it done. Nova: /notices the meat is close to its expiry date/ You've just unleashed a nightmare on all of us. Heaven help you now.
Logistical issues aside, I think the Overmind would be a total bro as a roommate, if a bit controlling. Imagine waking up to "Awaken my child and embrace the glory that is your birthright."
You also have to worry about just having a ton of Zerg around. Creep in your carpets. Mutalisks roosting in the attic. Lings in your basement. Scourges hitting the power lines.
The Overmind would probably view you as totally beneath it tbh. It didn’t think much of laying waste to human worlds, almost as if it’s an afterthought.
Not sure if Stukov has voicelines saying he drinks, but the battlecruiser sure does. Among my favourites are "The Yamato is loaded. And so am I." or "What do you mean we're out of olives?" with the clear winner being "I have an announcement. I am drunk"
I honestly think Swann deserves S-Tier just because I believe he is the most emotional available. If you had a really hard day he just feels like the guy who would immediately notice and do his best to help.
Yeah, that's a great point. You get home from a bad day, he's like "damn, dude, you look rough. Wanna get a bite to eat? C'mon, let's get ya fixed up" and he'd totally be behind ya with whatever it is. Total bro.
Aldaris: Amusing. Tassadar, your choice in roommates grows ever more inexplicable! Tassadar: Aldaris, you must listen! For the rent is due and only through the finances of the Dark Ones... Aldaris: Taking rent payments from the Dark Ones is heresy!
As amusing as this would be, I always interpreted Aldaris as inherited nobility who never had to work or struggle and rose through the ranks as a lawyer and politician. He would pay rent on time from daddy's bank account and scoff at the idea anyone would ever have money troubles. Useful but sometimes frustrating.
Hill is an asshole. The co-op mission where he is the announcer has him start by basically demanding that you do his job because he sucks too much to do it himself. And at the end he says he's keeping all of the money.
I feel like Karax would be less of a video gamer and more of like, a physical gamer, like collecting tabletop models and figurines and models that he can build, a real hands-on kind of nerd, I'm talking like shelves and shelves and shelves of model vehicles, and rockets and sci-fi things. He'd also be the kind of guy who buys mountains of DiY electronics and builds silly little robots just cause he can.
Karax would paint his little space marines and orks and then he'd put tiny machines into them so they actually move and fight on the board. Another reason he's S tier.
That would be a plus for me. I don't like talking to people unless they have something REALLY interesting to say. Keegan would be boring to talk to, so it would be great if she could just read my mind and eliminate the need to initiate conversation.
For Zeratul, you'd have to live with the fear that if you ever get a spam phonecall, he'll either leave on a journey to hunt them down or give them all of your possessions because they said it was necessary. Maybe one then the other.
"Raynor comes with a bit more baggage than Fenix or Stukov" He comes with more bagagge than the two characters who have been murdered before. THAT's a feat.
Mengsk is an A tier roommate, brings all the good shit, super polite and charming. Up until the moment you cross him or he sees a way to cripple you- and then he’s a worse roommate than anyone else on this list.
@@LibertyMonk I mean, most of the others would kill you and that would be the end of it. Mengsk would kill you, and regardless if he succeeded or not- would drag your name for the rest of his life every time you’re brought up or go out of his way to hurt the people you care about, just to make a point.
Mengsk is an A-tier roommate if he is your ONLY roommate, because there's no point in jockeying for power. If you have more than one roommate, he will crush all of you to ensure nobody will challenge him.
Well if you think about her size well isn't that bad, but Zagara is the T H I C C queen and the most "normal" among all the zerg. You know what you can do in the stable too ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Stukov and Tychus are smokers too, which I think should mean they drop a tier. Stukov would probably smoke outside if you asked though, Tychus wouldn't.
I feel that the Overmind could probably just interact via an underling, like having a hunter killer chill with you. I think he would be really good with project management, he can help mediate arguments like he does between cerebrates, and he's not even really a bad guy. He's just looking out for the swarm and their safety (and trying to prevent amon from destroying the universe yada yada insert starcraft 2 lore here)
Dealing with Overmind means dealing with Zerg, prolly a lot of Zerg, in general. Which could be neat if you're an animals person, but it would prolly get tiring real quick if you had a horde of zerglings to deal with because big O likes 'em.
"Awaken, my child, and embrace the roommate that is your co-renter. Know that I am the Overmind, and that you have been created to contribute to this household"-first thing a new hunter killer hears.
I'm quite sure its easy to see eye to eye with him. Also, he is pleased so long as his prize remains intact and he has a good life insurance with his friends, as your flesh will be made anew if something bad happens.
You take Karax so your Electronics are always running at 110% and you take Swan so your car is always running at 110%. Though one day you will come home and the two of them will have built some giant warmech, and when asked why they did it you will get some form of "I honestly forgot why we started... But it will fry them zerg real good!"
Tychus tries to teach poker to Izsha, Jinara, and Vorazun Tychus: …and I have three of a kind, how bout’ rest of you? Izsha: go fish? Jinara: Impossible, I lost to a primitive beast? Vorazun: Full House. Tychus: Well, I’ll be… you wouldn’t have use that freaky dark Templar power to hide cards in your sleeve. Would ya? Zeratul: She have. Vorazun: traitor!
Also don't forget that out of all the primal zerg, Brakk has the most eilte units within his pack - even plenty of ultra's, meaning he must see relatively eye to eye with his pack members to the point that he's willing to share essence with them, even if it comes at the cost of his own strength (He's the only pack leader who isn't a boss fight, after all)
The idea of him seeing his pack as not slaves but comrades/brethren seems like a nice way to differentiate him from the rest beyond being the supposed dumbest one. Not to mention he only attacks Kerrigan and the Swarm because they were trespassing, he's just defending his pack's territory so he isn't the villain there
@Furydragonstormer Brakk's pack also attacks the Swarm even after the death of their pack leader, and since the primals don't have a hive mind structure, that means they were so loyal that avenging Brakk's death was more important that surviving.
Raynor: Rise and shine boys! It's time to do the dishes! I'll warm up the dishwasher! Duke: That'll never work! Where did you study cleaning, boy!? There's inset foodstains all over the dishes from Brakk's last party! No, we need to scour them with detergent and a scrubbing brush! It's the only way to make sure those dishes are cleaned! Or if you ask Duran to do the dishes... Duran: I'm not seeing any dirty dishes on the counter. Perhaps your eyes need eyesight correction? Stukov: Duran, we need you to scrub the plates! There's ants crawling all over them! Duran: I seem to be having communications failure. I'll help you with the chores when conditions become more favourable... Stukov: Duran! Come back! Duran!
Mensk becomes the landlord which at first seems great, but then it turns out the police found the murder weapon in YOUR room. Now Mensk has the whole apartment to himself, and you’re wanted for murder.
@@Norrieification And then you have to disarm all the Home Alone-style traps he and Duke have deployed... ... but at least you get his car. Mengsk has a real classic.
Aw man, Grant put Stetman in D tier, and Stetman is my spirit animal. I mean, he’s not wrong: the wierd explosions and reactions coming from my apartment/lab might be a bit much, but sometimes we do what we must because we can.
@@Norrieification Stetman would try to find a way to avoid paying rent and you'd have to remind him not to run away every time it happens. Although I think if you let him he'll build a robot named Gary who can handle stuff like rent. And shopping. And will also be your best friend.
Raynor: I don't know when but I'm the man who's going to bring in the groceries someday! I'll be seeing you! Swann: Hey there hotshot, I got this new toy for you to help with the packages you saw on Amazon. Raynor: I don't think now's the time to be experimenting, Swann Swann: Best time there is! These new Maruaders will be able to send packages from the front porch to your room! Swann: Woah! Amazon delivery drones! Didn't think those made it past the prototyping stage!
I think Brakk's initial A tier was justified. He's great, brings home extra munchies from work, gets his pack to fix the microwave if it's broken, pays the bills on time, etc.. However, do *not* enter his room, his domain will be your deathbed if you're nosy. Even if you snoop around while he's out.... He. Will. Find you. But otherwise yeah Brakk's a bro.
About Zeratul, in my opinion he will be a type of guy who will not be at home a lot, but who will return when least expected, and he will probably scare you a lot by appearing out of nowhere. Also he will store all his fancy artifacts he finds during his adventures all over the house. He will also park his transport in a really weird places.
I think it's a bit unfair to suggest that Kerrigan is a bit all over the place emotionally when she gets betrayed, infested, mind controlled, slaughters trillions, deinfested, loses her love, reinfested and turned into a god. It's quite a lot for one human to deal with.
She's a terrible roommate because she's one of those people who always have bad things happening to them through no fault of their own. Some people are just disaster magnets.
I'd put Mengsk into D tier because while he isn't the WORST he'd be finding ways to manipulate you into doing his chores for him and/or covering for him in other ways, not enough to be F tier but enough to be noticable and annoying but you can't really get actively mad at him cause he *always* has a "reason" but if things ever truly go south, a big rent hike or a disaster, you know he's going to leave you high and dry and act self-righteous about it, leaving you to deal with it and suffer the consequences alone.
Dont think youd have to worry too much, he wont want to put of a spotlight on himself so the roommate wont get whacked. Taking out the garbage would be a nightmare though
I mean this is the thing that makes Abathur wierd. he is horrifyingly amoral and borderline monstrous, even compared to some of the other zerg, but in all likelihood you'd just never have to deal with it because he just doesn't care about things that aren't his work
@@dodojesus4529 I'm pretty sure the garbage would take ITSELF out. Or it might become his new pet. Depends on the week and how effective of a pet it is.
I think the postgame story Evolutions would affect a few of the folk here, Namely Zagara and Abathur. She picked up gardening as a hobby and Abathur is a bit of a scheemer with a brood mother that you aren’t sure is a GF or just an associate of Abathur. As for the Overmind he wouldn’t be the roomate, he’d be the room, plus maybe he could have a special made Zerg to do all the chores. For the Protoss, at least with the ones that wouldn’t make you do all the chores, you’d be the only doing the dishes since you’re the only one making any dirty dishes. Except maybe Razhigal. Valarian meanwhile would also constantly be trying not to make the mistakes of his father.
my 2-cents on these characters Artanis = Normal College dude that gets along with alot of people, some not but very few Stukov = Drunk Uncle that is savvy when sober Abathur = Same as Grant's view but incredibly messy with the body parts, his room would be a Biohazard Aldaris = Incredibly Systematic, might as well just be the Landlord Mengsk = Classy, Dresses well but kind of a jerk, reeks of Cigar though Alarak = the guy who owns a Bong attached to a leaf blower Amon = still thinks he live in the place despite being kicked out years ago. Brakk = Sells BBQ for a living, and is part of a Motorcycle group that only rides Cruisers. Dehaka = the guy behind 7/11 (or the gas station) Kerrigan = Emo girl who still believes it's 2007 and goes through trends, still has some teenage angst. DuGalle = competes with Aldaris when it comes to being Neat and Tidy, would likely get angry when a pencil isn't where they remembered it to be. Duke = that neighbor whose house is always in renovation, really loves Guns N Roses, but atleast does things in time. Narud = that guy will definitely save Bacon Oil and use it as Candle wax Fenix = Gym Bro, always on the Grind, has Posters of Boxing Fighters and Gigachad on his walls. Dr. Hanson = She'd hoard alot of Toilet Papers, would probably be caring outside of a disease outbreak, obsesses with frogs for some reason Izha = Amazon Alexa Jim Raynor = Police Officer that Stukov calls whenever he get's too drunk, likes Jack Daniels. J'nara = Crams before exam day, really loves Linkin Park and has alot of Anime posters of her Husbandos. Mohandar = Facebook guy, only knows the song "The Sounds of Silence (1964 version)", makes post of famous quotes by scientists and philosophers Karax = Nerdy boi, really loves his books and has alot of Action Figures, always vocalizes each of his thoughts, has a youtube channel for his scientific projects. Horner = Old school guy, is a manager in some trucking company, abit stern but not necessarily strict. Mira = would sell someone elses' Car Overmind = Knows when Supermarkets have sales and know which items have bonuses, would always bring someone so they could avail for discounts and has alot of Coupons, really loves using Microsoft Excel. Rohanna = "I've fallen, and i can't get up" also she's that person who definitely doesn't want her group chat leaked. Raszagal = always has candy to give, works in the local elementary school as a Cook. Selendis = member of the school's Disciplinary group and is an instructor in the Girl Scouts. Stetman = the reason Alarak got hold of a Bong Blower Swann = the guy who could do stuff for cheaper, has a Shop down street where he fixes classic cars, would probably be drunk but not in an unsafe manner. Talandar = Emotional Support guy, is part of a Church group and hangs out in a Cafe. Tassadar = would give you Sermons why you shouldn't eat shredded cheese at 3AM, has a phone that is bombarded by notifications from a Bible app. Tosh = the "It is what it is" guy, kinda weird with all the cigars and dolls, but is a really chill dude, works in a barber shop. Warfield = the guy who acts like your father, dresses in Polo and Jeans. Valerian = the Twitch Streamer. Zeratul = really loves reading, anticipates what time the News papers arrive each morning, goes on road trips alot.
Stukov would be absolute party animal and he would kinda even help cleaning up, but completely sucking at it. The worst part about Jim as a buddy, is that his crazy girlfriend keeps visiting Warfield would be that hardass strict grandpa, but when he hears someones picking on you at school he teaches you how to kill ultralisk with a fork
Abathur: Cookie batch ready for augmentation. Flat crumbly bread. Needs something. Dehaka: Sweet and chocolatey essence detected in chocolate chips! Could be used to elevate flat bread! Abathur: Implimenting suggestion. Chocolate chip essence absorbed in bread. Creation of chocolate chip cookies complete. Now sweet and chewy. Evolution complete. Baking contest victory inevitable. Grant: What are you two up to now?!?
I got to put Horner at S teir, he's the only one who actually has experience dealing with a roommate who has an addiction/depression. That is one hell of a valuable skill set and when you need it you need it.
Raszagal should be bumped up to S tier. Aside from having basically no downsides, Zeratul, might come to visit, and he's a pretty cool guy, has stories about space travel that would blow your mind. Plus in the mission where you fight against her, you see her city is powered by a billion pylons. No power bill and great connectivity.
Rooming with the overmind would be like sharing a home with a cult leader it'd be really uncomfortable and probably kinda dangerous, like this dude keeps going on about assimilating everything like god damn
I don't watch a lot of your content, but MAN this is the kind of content I'm here for. Also, Tosh? 100% a joy to hang around with, but also 100% dealing drugs as a side-gig.
in one home, we get the Raszagal/warfield power couple. in another, we get Karax and Swann in a race to fix/upgrade all the things I like this neighborhood.
Overmind: Awaken my roomie and embrace the glory that is the morning light! Know that I am the Overmind and you have been taken on to support me! Tassadar: Yes, but before we can room together, O' Overmind I'll just need to bring a few things over from my carrier... Ah! Here comes the Gantrithor! Overmind: OH FUUUUUUUUCK! We don't have enough room in the driveway!
Egon Stetmann "...would not get you killed"? You remember that he kept zerg samples that he knew were trying, and almost managing, to escape, and protoss crystal that was accumulating energy without him knowing where from and what for? And, worse of all, he would take your thing without asking, too absorbed in what he is doing to even ask: "Hey Egon, have you seen my laptop?" "Yeah, i needed the processor and graphics to my calculation" Points at the dissasebled remnants of your laptop "Zerg are truly fascinating, I used uranium from the the experimental Ghost grenades and exposed this sample to its radiation, and in just a few minutes it started mutating new organs to assimilate it!" I don't know if I would like to come back to my apartment to find a huge crater, or new Overmind growing out of it.
If I was a reckless mad scientist he's be my best bro though. Spend half our time doing dubious experiments and the rest playing video games. Sure, I'd probably get blown up or infested or absorbed into a negative energy field or something at some point, but at least we'll have died doing what we loved!
Grant, as someone who hasn't been watching much recently this was so much fun. I give it a solid A-. However, it missed out by missing the chance to be even more absurdist. What do i mean? Well we missed out some truly enjoyable characters to rate, such as: -hydralisk -ultralisk -starcraft 1 firebat -brood war medic -widow mines (12) -backwater station lester - a yamato cannon - Special infested - disruptor but it only shoots whipped cream not energy balls -regular disruptor -collosus with kitten head
I imagined a wierd show where the Zerg would be like old school gangsters. The overmind would be the godfather, meanwhile Karrigan would be the unstable one who wants the power of the family and destroys everything, and stuckov I see him as the former Russian soldier who joined them because they are the only ones who accepted him without judging him... And Tassadar would be the guy who would crash a car to kill the godfather.... And in the background there would be Tychus as a game streamer who doesn't understand and doesn't know how to use the chat.
Hill would probably charge you for every favor that you ask of him, but would be reliable as long as you had money. He'd also charge a ton of interest if you didn't. Karass would help you out if he had the time, but he'd also be the kind of guy to accidentally hurt you while doing so, given he psi storms his own zealots in the mission. Mohandar's character is learned about more in other parts of lore, he'd be kinda like a grandpa that gives you strange advice and you would have to help around but would nonetheless be grateful for being helped. Kinda the perfect complement to Raszagal. You mixed up Niadra/Naktul for Zagara. Niadra and Naktul would probably bring their entire brood in and be a mess, but they'd also probably be wanting to help if you managed to get on their good side. Maybe their brood could live somewhere else and it'd be fine. The guy next to Mohandar is the Tal'Darim Executor Nyon, who would be an absolute religious fanatic and would probably kill you in your sleep if you said anything bad about his beliefs. Colonel Orlan would be that tech savvy idiot that you could rely on to wipe all your debt records and tax debts if you had something in return or held him at gunpoint. After all, he does have a history of being good with encryption and decryption. He'd also be really socially awkward. Oros would be a pain, that's all. He'd talk constantly about finding a way to continue the infinite cycle. Talis would the helping hand and way-too-serious kind of roommate, assuming she wasn't just being racist against you given she hates humans or anyone not Daelaam Protoss. Always asking if you need help but also probably getting upset if you don't seem to need it, or she'd just make snide and offensive remarks all the time. Kinda similar to Selendis but way less willing to give you chance. Urun would be similar to Talis but would be a lot more dynamic in his opinion if you impressed him. Could be okay, similar to Selendis.
Zeratul is at first kind of abrasive and only reluctantly pays rent, but then his grandmother dies and he goes deep into grief, coming out almost a different, more mellow person. He is like Abathur, in that he has a hobby that he is absolutely obsessed with and probably gets a lot of Amazon deliveries. He's also a conspiracy nut and won't shut up about it.
Nova's a great roommate, I'd put her in A tier because she has a high pay government job and you won't even notice she's there. She might be there, but you won't know it. That could be a downside, but what you don't know can't hurt you. She's got close work friends and know everybody by their full name (all her troops are named in co-op), and if there's ever any problem, you don't have to go through the awkward confrontation - she'll read your mind about it and then it's dealt with.
Egon would be a kind of mousy child prodigy who has a great future ahead of him, but then gets really into ganja after a few months. He will drop out of college and make a living selling high-grade, homegrown kush, but he will always have the air of someone who was meant for greater things who strayed from the path.
I just wanna say that I genuinely love this concept for video simply because it is silly, and yet also in many ways a genuine attempt in several ways to find what makes characters from the story click. I hope this blows up, and that there are many fan works of Raszagal and Warfield being awesome grandparents.
Dreadful thanksgiving week and then Grant just drops a 4 hour video on warcraft and then this little gem... lmao thanks so much grant! Cheers me up to watch your stuff
Reaching a little bit outside Starcraft campaign boundaries here, but considering his reputation in Co-Op commanders and (lol) HotS I think Abathur would be a pretty sketchy roommate. Dude would implant symbiotes on you all the time without even asking just for the hell of it, and every time you tried to reach in to a hidden area like a cupboard or behind the couch you'd get an armful of ACIDIC NESTS. F tier.
EDIT: I agree that Raszagal seems like she'd be the kindly old granny character who wants the best for everyone, but I also think that when you consider what Kerrigan was able to put her and Zera through in the Brood War, she's _extremely_ gullible. With her as a roommate you'd be having to help her solve her way out of debt from being the victim of EVERY SINGLE ridiculous internet scam you've ever seen.
@@AresKusa I don't think it's ever explained whether Raszagal was "gullible" or just straight up mind controlled by the most powerful psychic in the setting though. Sure she somehow had to get into a one-on-one with Kerrigan initially but "enemy of my enemy" type meetings are standard fare for SC1.
@@Photoloss It isn't explained very well... it is one of the only elements in Brood Wars' otherwise tight script that feels pretty flimsy. The info we do have to go off is that Kerrigan never demonstrated that kind of power before, and... never does anything like it again. In the entire franchise. I'm going to have to assume that Raszagal compromised her own defenses in some way.
@@AresKusa BW _does_ give us Dark Archons though, and QoB Kerrigan _is_ one of the most powerful psionics _period_ not just "for a terran". Sure it would be reasonable to assume Mind Control belongs to a different subset of abilities given how much emphasis they placed on DTs being special for killing Cerebrates and the Overmind. But we are shown that the ability exists in principle, that it can be used with little practical training (DAs canonically don't live long enough to practice) and that the Nerazim are very much afraid of its power. So based on the overall scarcity of lore the issue isn't really that Raszagal was controlled by Kerrigan, but rather that no one noticed until it was way too late. Especially because I _just_ explained the Nerazim _know about mind control powers_ and _ACTUALLY USE THEM TO FIGHT ALDARIS!_ Seriously, did none of those Dark Archons "sense a disturbance in the force" even if Kerrigan used a different mind control ability? They're like, the _second_ strongest psionics active at the time.
I would've personally done the Kerrigans as the character they were during that time period. Pre-Infested, Infested, Uninfested, and Primal. Though I don't want a roommate that can read my mind. My brain is a scary enough place without someone else in it.
For me personally I think Nova should be a D tier because she's definitely the type to use her cloaking tech to steal everything from you and to dodge paying the rent
For SC2 end, Jim is fine roommate, but before that, he would be low C, maybe D. Constantly cry about her lost GF and how Mengsk f'ed them over, and be either drunk or drag you out to do rebel stuff even if you do not want to.
Jimmie in SC1 was good except he wasn't he's extremely amusing, very optimistic, can really put his soul into his work and he can probably clean up quite well he was in the military, after all but then he's a bloody alcoholic, he's a bit too rowdy on the edges before HotS, he's quite grudgy, he can enforce frontier justice that is only truly know to him, he has some really wacky friends that can sometimes come over and usually have police on their backs and he seems to be rather evasive with problems, so he'll sometimes just pack up and leave just to leave you to pay up('cos you're bad or something, idunno)
_Grant:_ Alright, there's a dead cat on the porch. What happened and which one of you was it? _Abathur:_ Not responsible. Wasteful. Unneeded. _Stettman:_ Is it dead, or _dead_ dead? Uh, asking for a friend. _Alarak:_ Stop _lying._ You don't _have_ those. _Dehaka:_ I did not kill this. Poor essence. _Tosh:_ 'ts some bad mojo, is what that is. _Ariel Hanson:_ Mister whiskers! What could have done this?! _Ji'nara:_ Oh, Doctor Hanson. I took your cat for a walk. ...Why are you all looking at me?
This was so stupid but I loved every minute of it. Was also fun trying to guess which tier you would put them in and I got almost every one correct. Thank you for the tier list I didn't know I needed.
Hill would probably be okay to be around, he's got connections, doesn't seem to be a heavy drinker, and he can toss in a freebie or two now and again when it comes to his line of work. You need to replace a part on your car? He knows a guy and will get you a discount. Not entirely above-board, but it'll do the job very well. You need a suit for a party? He's got you covered. More than that, people will probably be afraid to mess with you if they know he's your room-mate, since he does do business with criminals and mercenaries, and anyone hurting his roommate means the potential to have to find a new roommate, which would hurt his business. Probably not the type to do chores, but he might pay you to do his side of the chores - so, not great, not bad. B or C tier I think.
Nova is a kind of roommate that you would never see. She would be always up to something, but you'd never know about it and would just know that in theory there's someone living with you. S tier for the people who don't want a roommate at all, about C tier if you kinda want someone to socialize with.
Having Duke and Aldaris as roommates would lead to some *amusing* lessons in studying tactics, I bet. Karax would basically be the TF2 engineer meme, or Karax gaming. Now, the Raszagal/Rohana situation is a bit more complex, imo. I agree that "Raz" would be a good granny, but she'd also be the type to get easily *manipulated* into thinking that Edge of Glory sold by Sully Sillivan is truly worth the 11 bucks. (I don't even know what it's modern price would be.), or in general, just fall into thinking any TV ad-product is worthwhile to purchase. Rohana would surely be the "stuck in old times" type, but I think if given enough time, and you hanged with her, she could adapt, to appreciate -some- of the more modern settings and methods, but still clinging on to her old ways. So overall, I'd give both a B. But if their cookie-making game is strong, then immediate S-tier.
Hm. Raszagal, who has actual experience making cookies as an actual mom and the grandma-figure of her entire civilization vs Rohana, who has probably never actually made cookies, but whose nerd-mind doubtless contains millennia of the finest cookie recipes. I think Raszagal wins Round 1 of Cookie Battle, but as she becomes accustomed to actually making cookies, Rohana takes the lead.
I have to agree. Raszagal will start off strongly, but she'd probably not deviate much in terms of recipe, since her daughter/nation would not really complain about her methods, so she'd be like a consistent all-rounder, but might get tiresome in the long run. Rohana on the other hand, will definitely be lagging behind, not only because she never made for what in her view, might be "disgusting human food", but in due time, and possible knowledge of recipes, she'd not only improve, but overtake Raszagal. Plus, I think people harp a bit too much on her personality, she's essentially the granny/aunt that has been alone for ages, with nobody to talk to. I'd understand her being grumpy and clingy to the old ways, so again, if you're her roommate, and she gets to know you, she has possibility to explode to the higher tiers, with enough time. Huh, the more I think about it, the more I want a "Big Brother" show with Starcraft characters.
"You fight with honor, to defend your people. There is no higher calling, and you require sugar."-Granny Rohana handing out snickerdoodles to terran soldiers, at a joint protoss-dominion military training exercise
Personally I think Mengsk would try to get you to do his chores in exchange for him paying a bigger cut on rent. Kinda like Alarak, he would think it's beneath him to do them, but opposed to him, as long as you're putting up with that he would be accommodating and diplomatic in other aspects. That or just straight up hire someone to come once a week and clean everything. He has money for that and he and god only knows why he even needs a roommate when he could afford his own apartment and not even notice the increased personal cost.
The Overmind would make for a decent roommate because you'd never oversleep.
AWAKEN, MY CHILD
Oh, right.... he would make you Zerg. Dunno if that is a plus or a minus though.
I am well pleased young roommate, and so long as my pizza rolls remain intact, I shall remain pleased.
Zeratul after coming back 2 years from exploring:
Sees a dog*
"Hybrids?! On Earth?!"
Microwave breaks*
"This must be Amon's doings!"
Rent payment*
"I must investigate a strange occurance. You must go on this journey without me."
Godamnit Zeratul you cooky old man
"Ahh, this land is sparse, and there are no vespene geysers nearby. Might you loan me 10 of your earth dollars so I may unravel this prophecy?"
"No, damn it, for the last time I'm not giving you money to buy 5 pounds of fortune cookies!"
The SC community has kind of made SC2 Zeratul into this almost senile old man and imagining a senile old man Protoss roomate is funny to me
This is one of my favorite Star Craft related comments I've ever read lol
Wow 😂 this was good
The pain and agony in Grant's voice when he had to compliment Dr Hansen for a minute was just comedy gold 😂
Funny enough to correct him, wasn't the cannon choice that she survives?
@@danielgibson3422pretty sure
Grant desperately trying to think of a reason to put her in F tier
@@solaariel2692 and it wasn't even a good reason, i mean, by same logic Brakk should be in F tier since he would eat you alive if he becomes hungry, same with Dehaka, but it was expected
@@danielgibson3422 indeed
Now I want a sitcom where they all live in an apartment complex, but Dehaka is the weird homeless guy that hangs around and the overmind is the landlord that seems to have goals beyond understanding
Dammit, I still have to do more writing on my SC2 Highschool AU! XD This can go on the list, though.
Imagine 20 year from now we can use AI to make sitcoms with just prompt
@@thebenqisme why not use? :>
Omg Dehaka is El Chavo del Ocho.
Honestly has the potential to blow up as much as the Amazing digital circus
I have an image in my head of not seeing Zeratul for weeks then him popping out of the shadows one morning to warn you the milk is expired before dissappearing again
You walk by his room (empty, door open, permanently darkened) going to the bathroom and you see his green eyes looking out as he walks into the light from the hallway to give you this warning
"The prophecy (expiration date) has foretold the end of this carton. Of all things (the rest of the groceries). Only the ancient technology (fridges) of the Xel'naga can safeguard these artifacts (still groceries). I must investigate!"
Nova is the kind of roommate you only see sporadically because every once in a while she disappears on a lengthy work trip with no warning, but she still pays rent on time. She's guarded but still polite. You feel as if she's treating the apartment more as a safe house than as a home, which is a weird feeling, because you're not in the spy business and wouldn't know anything about that.
Nova also would be the kind of roommate to ask you for a huge favor and if you help her, she doesn’t help you later. But if you don’t, she makes a big point of how you didn’t help her
Aside from being a criminal, Tychus is also
- Rude
- Messy
- Loud
- Careless about the surrounding
- Probably will drink a lot, and then might wreck something inclduing your face
- Always late on his rent
He'll also smoke indoors. And let's not forget he poops his pants on a regular basis.
Dude literally ripped a jukebox out to club someone with. I 100% think when the landlord comes by he'd try to murder him with my PC tower.
But we keep him around because he's good in the bedroom. Yeah he's stuck in the suit, but the suit has modifiable attachments.
The Jukebox!
- will probably bully you all day
I think Matt would be S tier. He's a very good judge of character, and he wasn't wrong about Tychus and Tosh. Yes, he judged him as "convict" when Jim was basically every bit Tychus' equal in their outlaw statuses, but he correctly predicted that Tychus was hiding things, had ulterior motives, etc. As for Tosh - again, correct prediction from Matt, he knew Tosh was a bad influence, and he is indeed. He pushes Raynor toward revenge, which Matt has to pull him back from for his own good. Also, every time Matt has been harsh with Jim, judging him or nagging him - it was for his own good. He's a good long term friend who's not afraid to tell you when you're slipping from who you are. He'd absolutely pay on time, and might even be a pleasant conversation partner, as long as you're talking about important things. He has a bit of a gambling problem and attracts crazy chicks - but hey, that's not necessarily bad. You'll have poker night every friday and may end up finding new friends or dates. He's never gone into debt as a result of his gambling, so he'd also pay his bills on time. Mira would probably drop by to visit, but he'll always tell you to let her know he's not at home. I imagine a roommate situation with him would be him laying low and away from Mira to get a break from her.
Amazing description of Matt!
imagine being roommates with Karax and Swann
you are gone for a weekend to visit your parents and by the time you return on Monday the house has 2+ armor, it's full of solarite and shield batteries, anything you break would just fix itself (only if you can break them ofc), any insect that would enter the house would just instantly burn away,the lights would always be the right brightness, the doormat would clean your shoes and so on
but ofc your gaming PC was fully upgraded to be a solarite powerhouse that could run Cities:skyline 2 on day1 with no problems
Imagine Swann, Karax and Warfield living together lmao. Swann and Karax are going to go off-grid, and then get into trouble because they keep trying to acquire restricted materials and are building unsanctioned devices in their neighbor's backyard, but then Warfield puts on his power armor and makes sure that they get what they need and nobody is gonna kick them out of their +10 self repairing solarite-powered house and then they basically become a fully self-sufficient independent country that the military doesn't even dare try to invade
@@rheiagreenland4714
You'd find your house is now a Gorgon Battlecruiser.
hell yeah
@@stylesrj At least it's got room.
You come home from work and you see that your home is no longer on the ground or a house anymore. It's now a gorgan battlecruiser, only problem is you don't now how to get inside anymore.*
Mengsk feels like that judgemental granparent or dad or something that's nice and hospitable and polite until his judgement of your life choices becomes too great and he suddenly betrays you and makes life awful for you
"You seriously want a Hamburger when I brought you to this nice Steakhouse??? Belay that order, we're moving out!"
-Mengsk, Probably.
honestly Mengsk would just buy the House.
@@GiantGrantGamesArchives POV: Karax: Hierarch, i dont understand but, I'm detecting high concentrations of solarite in my roommate.
The next day: Karax: What roommate I'm the only person living here.
The problem with Mengsk, is that if he doesn’t like you, he won’t tell you and work out the problem: he’ll frame you for some rent agreement violation and get you kicked out, possibly arrested.
@@DanStaalHe'll bait a nearby gang to the apartment building and then lock you out.
How would the roommates react if you asked them to help you move the groceries?
Abathur: "Hm. Lemons, sloppy fruit. Juice useful, remainder no. Waste of energy. Moving lemon bag: unnecessary."
Alarak: (plays along but then Destruction Wave's the grocery bags, is offended you asked him, you both go hungry)
Stukov: (helps, notices lack of liquor) "Some days I miss vodka... like today for example."
Amon: "I was forced into this! Just as you were! The infinite cycle of buying and consuming took away everything I knew!"
Artanis: "A bold plan. We shall prevail. With honor... I carry bags."
Hanson: "I'm not detecting any more groceries in that sector. Better move to the next one."
Ishza: (recites exactly which items on the grocery list you forgot)
Jinara: (somehow ends up fighting the groceries. Somehow ends said fight in a draw)
Karax: (with glowing eyes (literally) asks you if you bought his favorite food)
Overmind: (cannot move, so cannot help directly, but keeps you company by explaining his plans for the groceries in detail)
Raszagal: (you don't have the heart to ask her to help you, but she helps anyway)
Rohana: (last time you disagreed if you should try to carry all the bags in 1 trip. Now she tries your way)
Stetmann/Swann: (you reluctantly use his new Grocery Translocator. Whatever it is, it turns out fairly useful)
Tosh: "You've been busy brotha. Got us over half the ingredients we need. And in this bag... *sniffs* Triple A batteries. Interesting!"
Zeratul: "The missing fragment of the cake mix! Could the prophecy foretelling butter also be fulfilled with unsalted butter? I must investigate."
Aldaris: This is laughable. You really think that the Conclave will ever stoop down as low as handling groceries?
These are all amazing, especially Hanson and Tosh.
Tychus: Ok partner, Move them groceries, right? Old Tychus will get it done.
Nova: /notices the meat is close to its expiry date/ You've just unleashed a nightmare on all of us. Heaven help you now.
The Overmind calls over one of his Cere-brahs to help out.
Me answering Karax: they dont sell solarite in Costco
Warfield: CALLS IN ANOTHER GORGON to pick up the groceries
Logistical issues aside, I think the Overmind would be a total bro as a roommate, if a bit controlling.
Imagine waking up to "Awaken my child and embrace the glory that is your birthright."
That sounds like a great alarm ngl
You also have to worry about just having a ton of Zerg around. Creep in your carpets. Mutalisks roosting in the attic. Lings in your basement. Scourges hitting the power lines.
@@BoneLancerB but you could ride a brood lord into work
I think I could talk the overmind into giving me free gender affirming surgery so I rank it as S/
The Overmind would probably view you as totally beneath it tbh. It didn’t think much of laying waste to human worlds, almost as if it’s an afterthought.
Grant grasping at straws to put Ariel Hanson in F tier was hilarious, great video
The cope is so real lmfao
10000% agree
Not sure if Stukov has voicelines saying he drinks, but the battlecruiser sure does. Among my favourites are "The Yamato is loaded. And so am I." or "What do you mean we're out of olives?" with the clear winner being "I have an announcement. I am drunk"
"The Yamato is loaded. And so am I."
This sounds like a bad sex joke
@@manyseas1219what do you mean bad
Might be. Not like they're mutually exclusive@@manyseas1219
"Your vodka can wait"
"Sometimes, I miss vodka. Like today for example."
I honestly think Swann deserves S-Tier just because I believe he is the most emotional available. If you had a really hard day he just feels like the guy who would immediately notice and do his best to help.
Yeah, that's a great point. You get home from a bad day, he's like "damn, dude, you look rough. Wanna get a bite to eat? C'mon, let's get ya fixed up" and he'd totally be behind ya with whatever it is. Total bro.
Grant talking about living with any character: chill, honest and funny
Grant talking about living with zagara : barely controlled horniness
relatable tbf
Aldaris: Amusing. Tassadar, your choice in roommates grows ever more inexplicable!
Tassadar: Aldaris, you must listen! For the rent is due and only through the finances of the Dark Ones...
Aldaris: Taking rent payments from the Dark Ones is heresy!
Unthinkable! You presume that we would order takeout as you have? You have gone quite mad, Tassadar.
As amusing as this would be, I always interpreted Aldaris as inherited nobility who never had to work or struggle and rose through the ranks as a lawyer and politician.
He would pay rent on time from daddy's bank account and scoff at the idea anyone would ever have money troubles. Useful but sometimes frustrating.
The best part of the Raszagal Warfield power couple is that they also both got killed by Kerrigan further cementing her as an F- tier roommate lmao
To be fair, Kerrigan only mindbroke Raszagal. It was Zeratul who killed her
@@BoneLancerByou say that as if it was better
I'd bump Hill up a tier simply because no matter the problem you have, he knows a guy that can help you
Yeah, but you might start seeing suspicious people roaming around your place
He would help you get a job if you need one to
He would hook you up with a guy to help you, but you are probably paying an unexpected amount for it.
Hill is an asshole. The co-op mission where he is the announcer has him start by basically demanding that you do his job because he sucks too much to do it himself. And at the end he says he's keeping all of the money.
Holy crap he's Muscleman
You forgot to mention that with brakk whenever he decided to cook he would bring the whole "family" over.
Sounds great if you like space dog swarm things and don’t get eaten
I feel like Karax would be less of a video gamer and more of like, a physical gamer, like collecting tabletop models and figurines and models that he can build, a real hands-on kind of nerd, I'm talking like shelves and shelves and shelves of model vehicles, and rockets and sci-fi things.
He'd also be the kind of guy who buys mountains of DiY electronics and builds silly little robots just cause he can.
Karax would paint his little space marines and orks and then he'd put tiny machines into them so they actually move and fight on the board.
Another reason he's S tier.
@@VeryPeeved He's Perturabo if Perturabo was actually mature and mentally stable
@@Massivecow1337 he would infuse them with solarite so they would fight for eternity, just as the founding Perpetuals intended.
An additional issue with Kerrigan and maybe Nova: they can read your mind.
That would be a plus for me. I don't like talking to people unless they have something REALLY interesting to say. Keegan would be boring to talk to, so it would be great if she could just read my mind and eliminate the need to initiate conversation.
@@hebercluff1665 I mean it is a coinflip.
"You pig!"
For Zeratul, you'd have to live with the fear that if you ever get a spam phonecall, he'll either leave on a journey to hunt them down or give them all of your possessions because they said it was necessary. Maybe one then the other.
"Raynor comes with a bit more baggage than Fenix or Stukov"
He comes with more bagagge than the two characters who have been murdered before. THAT's a feat.
Mengsk is an A tier roommate, brings all the good shit, super polite and charming. Up until the moment you cross him or he sees a way to cripple you- and then he’s a worse roommate than anyone else on this list.
Impressive, given that half of F tier will outright kill you.
@@LibertyMonk I mean, most of the others would kill you and that would be the end of it. Mengsk would kill you, and regardless if he succeeded or not- would drag your name for the rest of his life every time you’re brought up or go out of his way to hurt the people you care about, just to make a point.
and if you are lost and calls him to pick you up he might just not show up and leave you alone there tho
Mengsk is an A-tier roommate if he is your ONLY roommate, because there's no point in jockeying for power. If you have more than one roommate, he will crush all of you to ensure nobody will challenge him.
Which Mengsk?
Giants desire to live with Zagara in a stable is ever so slightly concerning.
banelings
banelings everyware
@@anarchistlilia I would ask "for cereals or for boobs?" but the answer is obviously both.
So much that he jumps the list and puts the wrong queen in at first 🥇😂
He has been wathchin my little pony. No one can convince me otherwise.
Well if you think about her size well isn't that bad, but Zagara is the T H I C C queen and the most "normal" among all the zerg.
You know what you can do in the stable too ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I have to say, "Would Amon pay rent?" is not a question I ever thought would be asked.
If your microwave doesn't have +2 armor, don't even try to call me.
Stukov and Tychus are smokers too, which I think should mean they drop a tier. Stukov would probably smoke outside if you asked though, Tychus wouldn't.
You might get Tychus into vaping, though.
Rohana's that one racist roommate you hope none of your friends accidentally interact with.
But at the ends she can say she was wrong with is really good.
She's from another time, okay? Actually one of the few people who get that excuse.
EDIT: But seriously, it's still a poor excuse.
Yeah I was thinking less "Grandma we don't use those objects anymore" and more "Grandma we don't say those words anymore."
I feel that the Overmind could probably just interact via an underling, like having a hunter killer chill with you. I think he would be really good with project management, he can help mediate arguments like he does between cerebrates, and he's not even really a bad guy. He's just looking out for the swarm and their safety (and trying to prevent amon from destroying the universe yada yada insert starcraft 2 lore here)
Dealing with Overmind means dealing with Zerg, prolly a lot of Zerg, in general.
Which could be neat if you're an animals person, but it would prolly get tiring real quick if you had a horde of zerglings to deal with because big O likes 'em.
"Awaken, my child, and embrace the roommate that is your co-renter. Know that I am the Overmind, and that you have been created to contribute to this household"-first thing a new hunter killer hears.
Overmind as a marriage counselor xD
@@nihilvox *screams in agony as they are relegated to chopping onions.
I'm quite sure its easy to see eye to eye with him. Also, he is pleased so long as his prize remains intact and he has a good life insurance with his friends, as your flesh will be made anew if something bad happens.
You take Karax so your Electronics are always running at 110% and you take Swan so your car is always running at 110%. Though one day you will come home and the two of them will have built some giant warmech, and when asked why they did it you will get some form of "I honestly forgot why we started... But it will fry them zerg real good!"
Obviously they saw a housefly bumping into the kitchen window and had to prepare for the invasion.
You will either have double the electric bill, or no electric bill.
Tychus tries to teach poker to Izsha, Jinara, and Vorazun
Tychus: …and I have three of a kind, how bout’ rest of you?
Izsha: go fish?
Jinara: Impossible, I lost to a primitive beast?
Vorazun: Full House.
Tychus: Well, I’ll be… you wouldn’t have use that freaky dark Templar power to hide cards in your sleeve. Would ya?
Zeratul: She have.
Vorazun: traitor!
Izsha: Why do we play poker when we could just kill instead?
Tychus: It's about fun dummy.
Izsha: Fun?
Zeratul: Doom is at hand *has a royal flush*
I want to see Zagara play poker now.
Mengsk your roommate be like: Nothing can stop me! Not you, owners, or anyone! I will rule this room, or see it burnt to ashes!
Also don't forget that out of all the primal zerg, Brakk has the most eilte units within his pack - even plenty of ultra's, meaning he must see relatively eye to eye with his pack members to the point that he's willing to share essence with them, even if it comes at the cost of his own strength (He's the only pack leader who isn't a boss fight, after all)
The idea of him seeing his pack as not slaves but comrades/brethren seems like a nice way to differentiate him from the rest beyond being the supposed dumbest one. Not to mention he only attacks Kerrigan and the Swarm because they were trespassing, he's just defending his pack's territory so he isn't the villain there
Defend his territory and stop Kerri from waking up the big angry asshole nobody wants around.
@Furydragonstormer Brakk's pack also attacks the Swarm even after the death of their pack leader, and since the primals don't have a hive mind structure, that means they were so loyal that avenging Brakk's death was more important that surviving.
GiantGrantGames: "She is big but you can make it work"
Finally. The tier list we deserve
Abathur would try to respin your dna sequences while you sleep
true
Roommate ready for augmentation.
Snoring too loud.
Must fix.
Reconstituting nasal passages.
Success. Peace at last.
is that exactly a bad thing if its just minor things like @theUnknown-oz9dh said i don't think i would mind that much unless it is very painful
And the new you would be a vast improvement. Your friends, family and coworkers will be delighted. You... well that's not thinking very big picture.
@@williammcfadgen3263 Anesthesia is costly and thus unnecessary in his eyes.
Honestly, the fact that Brakk's pack didn't fall apart even after his death is a sign of his competency, he's definitely an A-tier roommate.
Raynor: Rise and shine boys! It's time to do the dishes! I'll warm up the dishwasher!
Duke: That'll never work! Where did you study cleaning, boy!? There's inset foodstains all over the dishes from Brakk's last party! No, we need to scour them with detergent and a scrubbing brush! It's the only way to make sure those dishes are cleaned!
Or if you ask Duran to do the dishes...
Duran: I'm not seeing any dirty dishes on the counter. Perhaps your eyes need eyesight correction?
Stukov: Duran, we need you to scrub the plates! There's ants crawling all over them!
Duran: I seem to be having communications failure. I'll help you with the chores when conditions become more favourable...
Stukov: Duran! Come back! Duran!
Mensk becomes the landlord which at first seems great, but then it turns out the police found the murder weapon in YOUR room. Now Mensk has the whole apartment to himself, and you’re wanted for murder.
@@Norrieification
And then you have to disarm all the Home Alone-style traps he and Duke have deployed...
... but at least you get his car. Mengsk has a real classic.
Aw man, Grant put Stetman in D tier, and Stetman is my spirit animal. I mean, he’s not wrong: the wierd explosions and reactions coming from my apartment/lab might be a bit much, but sometimes we do what we must because we can.
@@Norrieification
Stetman would try to find a way to avoid paying rent and you'd have to remind him not to run away every time it happens.
Although I think if you let him he'll build a robot named Gary who can handle stuff like rent. And shopping. And will also be your best friend.
Raynor: I don't know when but I'm the man who's going to bring in the groceries someday! I'll be seeing you!
Swann: Hey there hotshot, I got this new toy for you to help with the packages you saw on Amazon.
Raynor: I don't think now's the time to be experimenting, Swann
Swann: Best time there is! These new Maruaders will be able to send packages from the front porch to your room!
Swann: Woah! Amazon delivery drones! Didn't think those made it past the prototyping stage!
Dehaka is the sort to steal your food.
100%
And complain about it. "Ham, not good essence. Next time, buy turkey."
Abathur will do it as well, but for "science" reasons.
I think Brakk's initial A tier was justified. He's great, brings home extra munchies from work, gets his pack to fix the microwave if it's broken, pays the bills on time, etc.. However, do *not* enter his room, his domain will be your deathbed if you're nosy. Even if you snoop around while he's out.... He. Will. Find you.
But otherwise yeah Brakk's a bro.
About Zeratul, in my opinion he will be a type of guy who will not be at home a lot, but who will return when least expected, and he will probably scare you a lot by appearing out of nowhere. Also he will store all his fancy artifacts he finds during his adventures all over the house. He will also park his transport in a really weird places.
living with izsha would be like having your phone menager as a roommate
Or possibly living alone with an Alexa made of meat and chitin. Oddly cursed.
The Overmind is canonically a DJ, so he would always be experimenting with sick beats.
Serve the hive...I control the groove...
From the bottom of my heart, funny ideas like these are by far my favorite videos. Stay silly
I think it's a bit unfair to suggest that Kerrigan is a bit all over the place emotionally when she gets betrayed, infested, mind controlled, slaughters trillions, deinfested, loses her love, reinfested and turned into a god. It's quite a lot for one human to deal with.
She's a terrible roommate because she's one of those people who always have bad things happening to them through no fault of their own. Some people are just disaster magnets.
not to mention 'ghost conditioning' being probably the worst thing that led to some above
I'd put Mengsk into D tier because while he isn't the WORST he'd be finding ways to manipulate you into doing his chores for him and/or covering for him in other ways, not enough to be F tier but enough to be noticable and annoying but you can't really get actively mad at him cause he *always* has a "reason" but if things ever truly go south, a big rent hike or a disaster, you know he's going to leave you high and dry and act self-righteous about it, leaving you to deal with it and suffer the consequences alone.
Abathur has serial killer vibes, completely amoral in his efficiency to his own projects.
In terms of abilities, he's probably one of the better choices for me.
but, the lack of morals just makes it... oof...
Dont think youd have to worry too much, he wont want to put of a spotlight on himself so the roommate wont get whacked.
Taking out the garbage would be a nightmare though
I mean this is the thing that makes Abathur wierd. he is horrifyingly amoral and borderline monstrous, even compared to some of the other zerg, but in all likelihood you'd just never have to deal with it because he just doesn't care about things that aren't his work
He probably spends all of his time online gaming and posting on suspicious reddit boards.
@@dodojesus4529 I'm pretty sure the garbage would take ITSELF out. Or it might become his new pet. Depends on the week and how effective of a pet it is.
I think the postgame story Evolutions would affect a few of the folk here, Namely Zagara and Abathur.
She picked up gardening as a hobby and Abathur is a bit of a scheemer with a brood mother that you aren’t sure is a GF or just an associate of Abathur.
As for the Overmind he wouldn’t be the roomate, he’d be the room, plus maybe he could have a special made Zerg to do all the chores.
For the Protoss, at least with the ones that wouldn’t make you do all the chores, you’d be the only doing the dishes since you’re the only one making any dirty dishes. Except maybe Razhigal.
Valarian meanwhile would also constantly be trying not to make the mistakes of his father.
my 2-cents on these characters
Artanis = Normal College dude that gets along with alot of people, some not but very few
Stukov = Drunk Uncle that is savvy when sober
Abathur = Same as Grant's view but incredibly messy with the body parts, his room would be a Biohazard
Aldaris = Incredibly Systematic, might as well just be the Landlord
Mengsk = Classy, Dresses well but kind of a jerk, reeks of Cigar though
Alarak = the guy who owns a Bong attached to a leaf blower
Amon = still thinks he live in the place despite being kicked out years ago.
Brakk = Sells BBQ for a living, and is part of a Motorcycle group that only rides Cruisers.
Dehaka = the guy behind 7/11 (or the gas station)
Kerrigan = Emo girl who still believes it's 2007 and goes through trends, still has some teenage angst.
DuGalle = competes with Aldaris when it comes to being Neat and Tidy, would likely get angry when a pencil isn't where they remembered it to be.
Duke = that neighbor whose house is always in renovation, really loves Guns N Roses, but atleast does things in time.
Narud = that guy will definitely save Bacon Oil and use it as Candle wax
Fenix = Gym Bro, always on the Grind, has Posters of Boxing Fighters and Gigachad on his walls.
Dr. Hanson = She'd hoard alot of Toilet Papers, would probably be caring outside of a disease outbreak, obsesses with frogs for some reason
Izha = Amazon Alexa
Jim Raynor = Police Officer that Stukov calls whenever he get's too drunk, likes Jack Daniels.
J'nara = Crams before exam day, really loves Linkin Park and has alot of Anime posters of her Husbandos.
Mohandar = Facebook guy, only knows the song "The Sounds of Silence (1964 version)", makes post of famous quotes by scientists and philosophers
Karax = Nerdy boi, really loves his books and has alot of Action Figures, always vocalizes each of his thoughts, has a youtube channel for his scientific projects.
Horner = Old school guy, is a manager in some trucking company, abit stern but not necessarily strict.
Mira = would sell someone elses' Car
Overmind = Knows when Supermarkets have sales and know which items have bonuses, would always bring someone so they could avail for discounts and has alot of Coupons, really loves using Microsoft Excel.
Rohanna = "I've fallen, and i can't get up" also she's that person who definitely doesn't want her group chat leaked.
Raszagal = always has candy to give, works in the local elementary school as a Cook.
Selendis = member of the school's Disciplinary group and is an instructor in the Girl Scouts.
Stetman = the reason Alarak got hold of a Bong Blower
Swann = the guy who could do stuff for cheaper, has a Shop down street where he fixes classic cars, would probably be drunk but not in an unsafe manner.
Talandar = Emotional Support guy, is part of a Church group and hangs out in a Cafe.
Tassadar = would give you Sermons why you shouldn't eat shredded cheese at 3AM, has a phone that is bombarded by notifications from a Bible app.
Tosh = the "It is what it is" guy, kinda weird with all the cigars and dolls, but is a really chill dude, works in a barber shop.
Warfield = the guy who acts like your father, dresses in Polo and Jeans.
Valerian = the Twitch Streamer.
Zeratul = really loves reading, anticipates what time the News papers arrive each morning, goes on road trips alot.
Love those takes and I loooove the alarak take
Karax needs his own special area, just above sss+
Best Boy Tier.
Unless you have solarite.
Karax is trash, he's so bland, boring and insipid, I'd get annoyed just looking at the guy
@@rosameltrozo5889looks like someone got all their solarite "expropriated"
@@rosameltrozo5889 begone.
Stukov would be absolute party animal and he would kinda even help cleaning up, but completely sucking at it.
The worst part about Jim as a buddy, is that his crazy girlfriend keeps visiting
Warfield would be that hardass strict grandpa, but when he hears someones picking on you at school he teaches you how to kill ultralisk with a fork
Abathur: Cookie batch ready for augmentation.
Flat crumbly bread. Needs something.
Dehaka: Sweet and chocolatey essence detected in chocolate chips! Could be used to elevate flat bread!
Abathur: Implimenting suggestion. Chocolate chip essence absorbed in bread. Creation of chocolate chip cookies complete.
Now sweet and chewy. Evolution complete. Baking contest victory inevitable.
Grant: What are you two up to now?!?
I got to put Horner at S teir, he's the only one who actually has experience dealing with a roommate who has an addiction/depression. That is one hell of a valuable skill set and when you need it you need it.
Mengsk would be a good roommate, until he finds a cockroach or a spider and immediately reaches for the nukes.
Raszagal should be bumped up to S tier. Aside from having basically no downsides, Zeratul, might come to visit, and he's a pretty cool guy, has stories about space travel that would blow your mind. Plus in the mission where you fight against her, you see her city is powered by a billion pylons. No power bill and great connectivity.
15:50
“I cast Torment of Hailfire, my wincon”
“Whats a ‘wynn-khan?’
(Magic: The Gathering reference)
Wanna cook a hot pocket? Swann will just use Betty.
hes more a a meat (zergling) and potatoes kinda guy
He's the kinda guy to use a Hellion's flamethrower to do it.
Rooming with the overmind would be like sharing a home with a cult leader it'd be really uncomfortable and probably kinda dangerous, like this dude keeps going on about assimilating everything like god damn
I don't watch a lot of your content, but MAN this is the kind of content I'm here for.
Also, Tosh? 100% a joy to hang around with, but also 100% dealing drugs as a side-gig.
His main gig? Also dealing drugs
Tosh running a dispensary as his day job?
Dealing is his primary income, his side gig is high profile assassination
@@Etropalkerhis main job would be destroying the government's of random nations
in one home, we get the Raszagal/warfield power couple. in another, we get Karax and Swann in a race to fix/upgrade all the things
I like this neighborhood.
I need Winter and Grant to justify their lists to each other on this topic
"she's BIIIG but you could make it work, if you lived in a stable" - giant grant games
Overmind: Awaken my roomie and embrace the glory that is the morning light! Know that I am the Overmind and you have been taken on to support me!
Tassadar: Yes, but before we can room together, O' Overmind I'll just need to bring a few things over from my carrier... Ah! Here comes the Gantrithor!
Overmind: OH FUUUUUUUUCK!
We don't have enough room in the driveway!
The irony of Grant apologising for misnaming Talandar as Fenix but never realizing they've been calling them Taldarin by mistake makes me laugh
I just wanted to see how Grant would rate Hanson and why F tier. Worth it.
Egon Stetmann "...would not get you killed"?
You remember that he kept zerg samples that he knew were trying, and almost managing, to escape, and protoss crystal that was accumulating energy without him knowing where from and what for?
And, worse of all, he would take your thing without asking, too absorbed in what he is doing to even ask:
"Hey Egon, have you seen my laptop?"
"Yeah, i needed the processor and graphics to my calculation" Points at the dissasebled remnants of your laptop "Zerg are truly fascinating, I used uranium from the the experimental Ghost grenades and exposed this sample to its radiation, and in just a few minutes it started mutating new organs to assimilate it!"
I don't know if I would like to come back to my apartment to find a huge crater, or new Overmind growing out of it.
If I was a reckless mad scientist he's be my best bro though. Spend half our time doing dubious experiments and the rest playing video games. Sure, I'd probably get blown up or infested or absorbed into a negative energy field or something at some point, but at least we'll have died doing what we loved!
Grant: everyone here killed a lot of people.
Kate: Am I a joke to you?
How do you think she became the #1 Valatian fangirl?
Grant, as someone who hasn't been watching much recently this was so much fun. I give it a solid A-. However, it missed out by missing the chance to be even more absurdist.
What do i mean? Well we missed out some truly enjoyable characters to rate, such as:
-hydralisk
-ultralisk
-starcraft 1 firebat
-brood war medic
-widow mines (12)
-backwater station lester
- a yamato cannon
- Special infested
- disruptor but it only shoots whipped cream not energy balls
-regular disruptor
-collosus with kitten head
Swan would be a good boy
Swan: "Friends let friends masacre civilians, Jim"
If I had to pick 3 of the list as roommates, I'd probably pick Matt Horner, Artanis, and LotV Karax
Honestly, agreed.
I imagined a wierd show where the Zerg would be like old school gangsters. The overmind would be the godfather, meanwhile Karrigan would be the unstable one who wants the power of the family and destroys everything, and stuckov I see him as the former Russian soldier who joined them because they are the only ones who accepted him without judging him... And Tassadar would be the guy who would crash a car to kill the godfather.... And in the background there would be Tychus as a game streamer who doesn't understand and doesn't know how to use the chat.
Zurvan would use up like 90% of the fridge space
Hill would probably charge you for every favor that you ask of him, but would be reliable as long as you had money. He'd also charge a ton of interest if you didn't.
Karass would help you out if he had the time, but he'd also be the kind of guy to accidentally hurt you while doing so, given he psi storms his own zealots in the mission.
Mohandar's character is learned about more in other parts of lore, he'd be kinda like a grandpa that gives you strange advice and you would have to help around but would nonetheless be grateful for being helped. Kinda the perfect complement to Raszagal.
You mixed up Niadra/Naktul for Zagara. Niadra and Naktul would probably bring their entire brood in and be a mess, but they'd also probably be wanting to help if you managed to get on their good side. Maybe their brood could live somewhere else and it'd be fine.
The guy next to Mohandar is the Tal'Darim Executor Nyon, who would be an absolute religious fanatic and would probably kill you in your sleep if you said anything bad about his beliefs.
Colonel Orlan would be that tech savvy idiot that you could rely on to wipe all your debt records and tax debts if you had something in return or held him at gunpoint. After all, he does have a history of being good with encryption and decryption. He'd also be really socially awkward.
Oros would be a pain, that's all. He'd talk constantly about finding a way to continue the infinite cycle.
Talis would the helping hand and way-too-serious kind of roommate, assuming she wasn't just being racist against you given she hates humans or anyone not Daelaam Protoss. Always asking if you need help but also probably getting upset if you don't seem to need it, or she'd just make snide and offensive remarks all the time. Kinda similar to Selendis but way less willing to give you chance.
Urun would be similar to Talis but would be a lot more dynamic in his opinion if you impressed him. Could be okay, similar to Selendis.
Zeratul is at first kind of abrasive and only reluctantly pays rent, but then his grandmother dies and he goes deep into grief, coming out almost a different, more mellow person. He is like Abathur, in that he has a hobby that he is absolutely obsessed with and probably gets a lot of Amazon deliveries. He's also a conspiracy nut and won't shut up about it.
Yoooooooo Amon I am finaly home whatcha doin how was your day
Amon:I WILL END THE INFINITE CYCLE LET ME GRANT YOU THE ABSLUTION
yeah
Nova's a great roommate, I'd put her in A tier because she has a high pay government job and you won't even notice she's there. She might be there, but you won't know it. That could be a downside, but what you don't know can't hurt you. She's got close work friends and know everybody by their full name (all her troops are named in co-op), and if there's ever any problem, you don't have to go through the awkward confrontation - she'll read your mind about it and then it's dealt with.
Today I learned that Brakk is a himbo, thank you Grant very cool
Egon would be a kind of mousy child prodigy who has a great future ahead of him, but then gets really into ganja after a few months. He will drop out of college and make a living selling high-grade, homegrown kush, but he will always have the air of someone who was meant for greater things who strayed from the path.
Imagine Rory Swann and Talandar's first day as roommates.
Rory: "Sooo..."
Talandar: "🅈🄴🅂 🄷🅄🄼🄰🄽?"
R: "...do you want a flamethrower?"
T: "🄱🄸🅃🄲🄷🄸🄽'"
I just wanna say that I genuinely love this concept for video simply because it is silly, and yet also in many ways a genuine attempt in several ways to find what makes characters from the story click. I hope this blows up, and that there are many fan works of Raszagal and Warfield being awesome grandparents.
Dreadful thanksgiving week and then Grant just drops a 4 hour video on warcraft and then this little gem... lmao thanks so much grant! Cheers me up to watch your stuff
Reaching a little bit outside Starcraft campaign boundaries here, but considering his reputation in Co-Op commanders and (lol) HotS I think Abathur would be a pretty sketchy roommate. Dude would implant symbiotes on you all the time without even asking just for the hell of it, and every time you tried to reach in to a hidden area like a cupboard or behind the couch you'd get an armful of ACIDIC NESTS. F tier.
EDIT: I agree that Raszagal seems like she'd be the kindly old granny character who wants the best for everyone, but I also think that when you consider what Kerrigan was able to put her and Zera through in the Brood War, she's _extremely_ gullible. With her as a roommate you'd be having to help her solve her way out of debt from being the victim of EVERY SINGLE ridiculous internet scam you've ever seen.
@@AresKusa I don't think it's ever explained whether Raszagal was "gullible" or just straight up mind controlled by the most powerful psychic in the setting though. Sure she somehow had to get into a one-on-one with Kerrigan initially but "enemy of my enemy" type meetings are standard fare for SC1.
@@Photoloss It isn't explained very well... it is one of the only elements in Brood Wars' otherwise tight script that feels pretty flimsy. The info we do have to go off is that Kerrigan never demonstrated that kind of power before, and... never does anything like it again. In the entire franchise. I'm going to have to assume that Raszagal compromised her own defenses in some way.
@@AresKusa BW _does_ give us Dark Archons though, and QoB Kerrigan _is_ one of the most powerful psionics _period_ not just "for a terran". Sure it would be reasonable to assume Mind Control belongs to a different subset of abilities given how much emphasis they placed on DTs being special for killing Cerebrates and the Overmind. But we are shown that the ability exists in principle, that it can be used with little practical training (DAs canonically don't live long enough to practice) and that the Nerazim are very much afraid of its power.
So based on the overall scarcity of lore the issue isn't really that Raszagal was controlled by Kerrigan, but rather that no one noticed until it was way too late. Especially because I _just_ explained the Nerazim _know about mind control powers_ and _ACTUALLY USE THEM TO FIGHT ALDARIS!_ Seriously, did none of those Dark Archons "sense a disturbance in the force" even if Kerrigan used a different mind control ability? They're like, the _second_ strongest psionics active at the time.
I would've personally done the Kerrigans as the character they were during that time period. Pre-Infested, Infested, Uninfested, and Primal. Though I don't want a roommate that can read my mind. My brain is a scary enough place without someone else in it.
this is without a doubt the weirdest video ive seen in at least a month. its stupidity is off the charts and I love it
Amon is underrated. Like he may not be a good person, but he can make anime real
the best part about Alarak is he is voiced by the same guy who voiced Discord, the first antagonist of My Little Pony 4th generation
For me personally I think Nova should be a D tier because she's definitely the type to use her cloaking tech to steal everything from you and to dodge paying the rent
i think swann would probably also add fixed turret emplacements to the microwave, just to make sure nobody could break it again
For SC2 end, Jim is fine roommate, but before that, he would be low C, maybe D. Constantly cry about her lost GF and how Mengsk f'ed them over, and be either drunk or drag you out to do rebel stuff even if you do not want to.
Jimmie in SC1 was good
except he wasn't
he's extremely amusing, very optimistic, can really put his soul into his work and he can probably clean up quite well
he was in the military, after all
but then he's a bloody alcoholic, he's a bit too rowdy on the edges before HotS, he's quite grudgy, he can enforce frontier justice that is only truly know to him, he has some really wacky friends that can sometimes come over and usually have police on their backs and he seems to be rather evasive with problems, so he'll sometimes just pack up and leave just to leave you to pay up('cos you're bad or something, idunno)
_Grant:_ Alright, there's a dead cat on the porch. What happened and which one of you was it?
_Abathur:_ Not responsible. Wasteful. Unneeded.
_Stettman:_ Is it dead, or _dead_ dead? Uh, asking for a friend.
_Alarak:_ Stop _lying._ You don't _have_ those.
_Dehaka:_ I did not kill this. Poor essence.
_Tosh:_ 'ts some bad mojo, is what that is.
_Ariel Hanson:_ Mister whiskers! What could have done this?!
_Ji'nara:_ Oh, Doctor Hanson. I took your cat for a walk. ...Why are you all looking at me?
Swan deserves an S tier...you can't just have one S tier.
This was so stupid but I loved every minute of it. Was also fun trying to guess which tier you would put them in and I got almost every one correct. Thank you for the tier list I didn't know I needed.
Hill would probably be okay to be around, he's got connections, doesn't seem to be a heavy drinker, and he can toss in a freebie or two now and again when it comes to his line of work. You need to replace a part on your car? He knows a guy and will get you a discount. Not entirely above-board, but it'll do the job very well. You need a suit for a party? He's got you covered. More than that, people will probably be afraid to mess with you if they know he's your room-mate, since he does do business with criminals and mercenaries, and anyone hurting his roommate means the potential to have to find a new roommate, which would hurt his business. Probably not the type to do chores, but he might pay you to do his side of the chores - so, not great, not bad. B or C tier I think.
Nova is a kind of roommate that you would never see. She would be always up to something, but you'd never know about it and would just know that in theory there's someone living with you. S tier for the people who don't want a roommate at all, about C tier if you kinda want someone to socialize with.
The list is oddly balanced.
As all things should be
Having Duke and Aldaris as roommates would lead to some *amusing* lessons in studying tactics, I bet.
Karax would basically be the TF2 engineer meme, or Karax gaming.
Now, the Raszagal/Rohana situation is a bit more complex, imo.
I agree that "Raz" would be a good granny, but she'd also be the type to get easily *manipulated* into thinking that Edge of Glory sold by Sully Sillivan is truly worth the 11 bucks. (I don't even know what it's modern price would be.), or in general, just fall into thinking any TV ad-product is worthwhile to purchase.
Rohana would surely be the "stuck in old times" type, but I think if given enough time, and you hanged with her, she could adapt, to appreciate -some- of the more modern settings and methods, but still clinging on to her old ways.
So overall, I'd give both a B. But if their cookie-making game is strong, then immediate S-tier.
Hm.
Raszagal, who has actual experience making cookies as an actual mom and the grandma-figure of her entire civilization
vs
Rohana, who has probably never actually made cookies, but whose nerd-mind doubtless contains millennia of the finest cookie recipes.
I think Raszagal wins Round 1 of Cookie Battle, but as she becomes accustomed to actually making cookies, Rohana takes the lead.
I have to agree.
Raszagal will start off strongly, but she'd probably not deviate much in terms of recipe, since her daughter/nation would not really complain about her methods, so she'd be like a consistent all-rounder, but might get tiresome in the long run.
Rohana on the other hand, will definitely be lagging behind, not only because she never made for what in her view, might be "disgusting human food", but in due time, and possible knowledge of recipes, she'd not only improve, but overtake Raszagal. Plus, I think people harp a bit too much on her personality, she's essentially the granny/aunt that has been alone for ages, with nobody to talk to. I'd understand her being grumpy and clingy to the old ways, so again, if you're her roommate, and she gets to know you, she has possibility to explode to the higher tiers, with enough time.
Huh, the more I think about it, the more I want a "Big Brother" show with Starcraft characters.
"You fight with honor, to defend your people. There is no higher calling, and you require sugar."-Granny Rohana handing out snickerdoodles to terran soldiers, at a joint protoss-dominion military training exercise
Personally I think Mengsk would try to get you to do his chores in exchange for him paying a bigger cut on rent. Kinda like Alarak, he would think it's beneath him to do them, but opposed to him, as long as you're putting up with that he would be accommodating and diplomatic in other aspects. That or just straight up hire someone to come once a week and clean everything. He has money for that and he and god only knows why he even needs a roommate when he could afford his own apartment and not even notice the increased personal cost.