i remember my dad tried to get me to voice search "i like bananas" just to show me the joys of technology. somehow google interpreted that as "i like doors and men"
My father tried to look up the ingredients of blue corn chips once while in line at the store. Right around the time voice search was first released: "balloon fish porn" was announced loudly to the entirety of the checkout line.
@@arachne4070 as a fellow Irishman who's half Scottish I feel your pain... especially if you've the Jewel Accent. I don't but my god do they struggle with it! Big sorry to all those from Kerry
@@Matt_Rose Seacht noimead deag chun a seacht is pronounced "shocked no maid dayg cun a shocked", cun as in, well, a certain region of the female body. Far from the worst pronunciation I've heard, and better than most tbh.
One time my family was searching for IHOP, the car's voice system picked it up as "Jamba juice" and everyone in the car was rolling around in laughter.
I once used voice to text to send a message to my teacher, and i sended her "When are the exams?" And she received "What is a sexy man?". In conclusion, my soul left my body.
story time; so there was think one time when my high school running group came in after running. My teacher's face was red, and I straight up went up to him and said "your face is hot, are you ok?" (like, temperature hot). and it took me a second to realize what I had just done
I'll never forget the time i was already laughing my ass off over something on TV and my Google assistant turned on, I looked down and saw that I had somehow typed in "ddddd" and the assistant responded by saying "🎈🎉" and it was so stupidly hilarious to me I choked on my spit.
@@RyanTosh I’m aware that’s the flag of Chile, unfortunately Texas doesn’t have the administrative council to where it’s almost considered a different country, such as Puerto Rico or the Cayman Islands. I also got COVID this week, hope you feel better
I completely understand that you can't pronounce words first time in a different language, so if anyone is curious about how the Irish is supposed to be pronounced from this video, here's a guide: "Schach-t" "No-meed" "dee-ag" chun a "Schach-t" -This is how we pronounce it down south of Ireland, so anyone from anywhere else on this godforsaken island can fight me over their dialect of Irish
Jun Senoue is a video game composer. His most notable work has been the Sonic franchise. Sonic Adventure, Sonic Adventure 2, and Sonic and the Black Knight. His is also half of the band Crush 40 along with Johnny Gioeli.
Fun fact: "Ginataang" from 0:53 is a word for a dish from the Philippines. It's like an adjective for a dish with coconut milk,with the root word "gata". It has a lot of forms, with sweet dishes such as "ginataang mais" which has corn and "ginataang munggo" which has mung beans, and savory dishes such as "ginataang kalabasa" which has squash, "ginataang isda" which has fish, and "ginataang ubod" which has the core of the coconut tree. Also Matt, pronounce the "-ang" part of it like the Airbender. 💀
I remember one time I was traumatised about some R-rated Willy wonka (it’s actually disturbing) and my cousin tried to see what it was about and used voice search, instead of “we made Willy wonka r-rated” instead he got “weed made Willy car r-rated”
Did you ever find it? I remember there's a shitty parody of him in Epic Movie I think it is, one of those awful spoof movies in the vein of Scary Movie.
A few years ago I was on a Skype call with some friends, and one of them accidentally activated the Cortana voice control on his computer, and it interpteted whenever he was saying as "Ass ass sexy Cortana". He reacted by saying something like, 'i didnt realize I had that thing on', which the computer interpreted as "Go fuck a Klingon".
Matt's impression of Google in a London accent was the funniest thing I've heard in this video. 'Hello mate, it's Google here, yeah, how can I help, mate?'
I have multiple speech impediments (stuttering, elongating syllables, repeating words, etc) which means that anything voice-to-text is largely useless to me, so it's weirdly comforting to see it fuck up properly said searches. To be fair, I'm also from New Jersey, which doesn't help 😄
My elderly Australian father has both a slight stammer and a raspy voice from mild asbestosis. Using voice-to-text to leave me a message several months ago, he gifted me this gem: "F**king Daddy. I want to steal some chairs". Yes, I did work out what he must have actually said. Full marks to anyone else who can figure it out (clue: it was about a financial matter) 😀
I have the same issue but I'm from Texas so throw in a couple of "y'all's" too lol I love to mess with speech recognition technology and see how hilarious its fuckups are
+1 Please Matt! This specifically is the funniest thing to me ever and I laughed, cried and choked at the same time watching that video. Need some more content like that :D
I once tried searching for a video who's title began with "Most..." and even though I set it to detect "English (UK)" as the language, all that came up EVERY SINGLE TIME was "Maus" which is the german word for Mouse!
On Brain Training for the DS some years ago, my mum was given a word to read out to make sure everything worked on the game as instructed. The problem was, that it couldn’t recognise her saying the BLUE. The console could recognise everyone else saying the word but for some reason, even though she was very clear and tried different ways, it still wouldn’t accept she was saying BLUE.
If you're really down in the dumps, a kind word coming from literally anything or anyone can comfort you. I once broke down sobbing for half an hour because of one of those random "You matter" comments on UA-cam. A more mentally stable person may find those corny, but it can mean a lot to a really down person.
It depends on the person really. It never did anything for me in my bad days, no kind AI words could do anything for my depression. But for some it does help, so I don't see the harm. At least it's more "empathetic " that a lot of people, even if it's fake.
@@ce7624I can definitely say I’ve cried over getting messages on Tumblr from people that thought my art was really good. Or people on support groups who’ve given me the good old “you’re not alone” speech. When I was going through a hard time, but I was too much of a blubbery mess to speak coherently, I texted people from the suicide hotline in desperate need for help and honestly even from text it made me feel so much better.
One time my friend and I were messing around saying stuff to her Siri, and when I said something about "wanting to die" just to see what would happen, it automatically dialed the Suicide Hotline (we scrambled to cancel it). We talked for a while about how much that would actually help during a really bad time, so like. I do think the programmers doing these things are coming from a genuinely good place, because I'm certain some of the people implementing these features have been there themselves.
Have an accent. Frequently only standard American accents are used to train these voice recognition things-think the kind of voice used for screen readers. Maybe it will do your typical London accent as well if you’re lucky. But honestly I have the slightest southern American accent and Siri fucks up all the time because of it. I have to talk like a robot to get the robot to understand me
@@riverstein7251 It seems to really like an RP British accent too (the sort which used to be taught as an "ideal" for actors at RADA). Listen to Peter O'Toole in "Lawrence of Arabia", for an example - that's not how he grew up speaking, for sure...
You know "drunk google search or voice search fails" would make for a surprisingly difficult challenge. Siri must've had too much digital booze, whatever that might be...
yeah and my entire family accidentally used it on our roku multiple times and it always assumed we were searching for "they said they" and it showed a photo of a car.
technically not voice search, but i was talking to my amazon astro and asked it to play bohemian rhapsody and it rickrolled me instead. not sure where that fits in but still
One time I tried out the voice thing to figure out if dogs could have strawberries I instead got “can dogs have frostbite?” and got a bunch of really sad images I never used it again
For anyone whose curious, Jun Sunoe is the guitarist in the band Crush40, known most famously for their work on the Sonic series. Live and Learn, and Open Your Heart are their most famous ones.
My little brother has Autism and used to have a speech impediment. One day, when he was like 4, he tried searching for "Angry Birds: Transformers" on UA-cam with voice search. I don't know what came up exactly, but he went crying to our mom and she was not at all pleased. Apparently, it was something about "ass".
I know this is an old post, but I can’t share this with everyone . . . The saddest/most hilarious thing is listening to a student with Downs trying to get Alexa to play “Can’t Stop the Feeling.” We absolutely shut her down before she could request “Uptown Funk.” 😳😂
I kinda want to see a video on things people used to be scared of as a kid. for me, it was the shadow of a cartoon character appearing on the wall by my bed. (because this actually happened in a dream) I was terrified and just entirely avoided looking at that wall at night. oh, and I was scared of a hand coming out of the toilet
When I was like 2 or 3 years old there was this mobile provider called Heyah and I was terrified of their ads, I think it's because in the end of the ad the logo popped up on the screen with that loud noise and it was like a jumpscare to baby me? Anyways one of my earliest memories is my dad carrying me along a street with multiple Heyah billboards (not even screens, still billboards) because I was too scared to walk by myself.
Once when I was a kid on my dad's phone, I tried to do a voice search for Guy Moon (the person who made music for several kids shows I watched like the Fairly Odd Parents). The phone proceeded to search for "guys mooning"
I'm an Irish person and the way Matt pronounced 3:23 felt like another weird language to me lmao If you want to pronounce it it's like "Shockt No-maid Jaeg Khun ah Shockt".... so.. in other words the voice search was closer 😅
Yeah I'm tired of people pronouncing foreign words the wrong way. Pro tip for people who want to learn obscure foreign languages: Don't learn obscure foreign languages Ever since then I've learned to hate people who pronounce Hola as "həʊlæ" when it's actually "olɑ" or Bonjour as "bɔndʒoɹ" when it's actually "bɔ̃ʒuʁ"
Not in all varieties of Spanish, pretty sure I hear the [ä] of official IPA in the ones I hear. I have however been informed that doing this is a dialect thing so I'm going to guess you're talking about one?
How did I end up from "Voice attempt uwu" to "Shut up too" Also from "Garbage human being" To "I don't wish human being" Did it read my mind or something
These videos are always so funny, I love it when voice to text creates strange sentences like this, but it’s not so fun when no matter how many times you try it just can’t get it right.
This is why I keep track of the youtube subtitles too. The worst ones I found are: "I should have stayed with him" -> "Chef's table family" "Better go check in" -> "Parable chicken"" "Easter egg room" -> "Easter reggae room" "An apparition resides" -> "Perrier Shinra sizing" "Please survive this fight" -> "Please brother spiderman" and lastly, "I love you Jason" -> "Laughter cheese"
0:47 "ginataang" means cooked in/with coconut milk so tbf that could technically be a dinner thing its root word is "gata" and ginataang could kinda be like adding the -ed to the end of something (stew/stewed). you break down the word to "ginataan ang" or "ginataan na" either way, it would still probably mean ______ cooked in coconut milk. youd also pronounce it as ghee-nah-tah-aang/ghee-nah-tah-ann or (for the base word) ga-tah woo language shenanigans (this is in filipino btw)
Yeah as an Aussie I've definitely decided that voice recognition technology is just not worth the hassle. If the average American can't understand a word I say and this tech, which is usually calibrated for them, can't understand the yanks then Google stands no chance of reliably understanding me.
Back when The Mandalorian Season 1 came out, my dad tried a quick voice search to find out more about the Star Wars series. It ended up as "The Man of Lorraine" I don't know who Lorraine and her man are 🤣
I remember this one time when I was really little and didn't have my own phone yet, when I deacided I wanted to play "pou games" (you know, that tamagotchi-like mobile game where you take care of a brown blob). I used the voice search feature, and it kept hearing: "p*rn games" over and over. And possibly the worst part is that I did not clear the search history, because I didn't know what "porn" was...
You are only allowed to write comments using the voice feature.
If you have the tech to hand I would love to see some replies to this done via voice feature. Don't cheat now! skuuuullllemmmojiiiiii
I'm pretty God at this
Edit:good
Call I’m currently replying to this right now I don’t I think this might be a broken I don’t know yay chicken
Hey Siri call Spirit call Ew tried to say I’m trying it
Dieses Videos aquirst. ( Doesent work as expected)
my little brother once tried to message me "i'm coming over later" using voice to text but it turned into "i'm running over mother"
I remember trying to do a voice search for a rock known as "Obsidian" on my mom's phone, I ended up getting a Pokemon character instead.
@@Spongyboi897 what pokemon
@@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa Cynthia?
@@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa I don't remember really
how do you know that wasn’t what he meant to say
i remember my dad tried to get me to voice search "i like bananas" just to show me the joys of technology. somehow google interpreted that as "i like doors and men"
Google really did him dirty 💀
Red doors with gold handles 😍😫
i think hes trying to tell us something…
@@vflowerhasagun haha
@@vflowerhasagun why are you everywhere???
My father tried to look up the ingredients of blue corn chips once while in line at the store. Right around the time voice search was first released: "balloon fish porn" was announced loudly to the entirety of the checkout line.
I wonder how your dad felt.
That must have been embarrassing
omg 😭-
😹😹😹😹😹😹😹🐡
image the Hub, but for 🐡 only
My dad once asked Siri "What's our current elevation?"
Her response: "I'm sorry, I don't have a sexual orientation."
oh my god this is GOLD, pure California gold
Asexual siri.
Aroace siri
Shout out to the Aeroace Y'all are the most protected people from STDs
Aroace represention let's go!
"Have you ever tried voice recognition technology?"
*shrugs*
"They don't do Scottish accents."
UUUUP YERS YAE COW!
lmao it can't understand my Irish accent either
@@arachne4070 as a fellow Irishman who's half Scottish I feel your pain... especially if you've the Jewel Accent. I don't but my god do they struggle with it! Big sorry to all those from Kerry
It picks up my Irish/British accent and I can't even understand myself half of the time-
@@LaDaDaDeDaDaDa.. oh shit .I think Irish people accent is hard to understand
"3 cream-filled neighbors" always gets me 💀
cant forget that one lol
when i hear that, i think of:
a pastry filled with cream shaped like some dude 😂
@@TRB_TheRedBrick LOL
Matt you never fail to make me laugh out loud. Everyone else on the bus keep giving me death stares 💀
SKULLl EMOJIi.
@@jwalster9412 SKULL EMOJIHIIIII
Worth it
💀 💀 💀 💀 skull emojis??
XD even with my quiet laughing everyone coming to school could hear me. Glaced at me. And moved on once realized I was dying.
Hearing Matt try to pronounce Irish words is the funniest thing ever lmao
U know every comments making me laugh
You want to know what's worst: I researched, I practiced, I did it, I listened back, and I thought - I've absolutely nailed that.. 😅
@@Matt_Rose 16 seconds ago !!!! OMG
@@Matt_Rose yeah you did really bad *buddy*
@@Matt_Rose Seacht noimead deag chun a seacht is pronounced "shocked no maid dayg cun a shocked", cun as in, well, a certain region of the female body.
Far from the worst pronunciation I've heard, and better than most tbh.
its surprising how 'Cerberus' an intimidating, 3-headed monster became 'Care Bears', cute bears in a soft world made of dreams or something idk
I think the issue is that they said it correctly- i.e. Kur-ber-ous.
I would love to see Cerberus in the Care Bears universe ngl
Cerberus’ original Greek name, Kerberos, is pronounced care-bear-ohs. Maybe they were trying to search that instead.
@@janTesikaNo, that's the incorrect pronunciation used by Japanese for some reason.
@@otaking3582 it's spelled Κέρβερος. ker-ber-os.
I once tried to text my mum "I burned the sausages" but voice message thought I said" I burned the houses"💀
Voice to text is trying to frame you for arson
But I is kind of funny s*** Nolan Dixon I said s*** s*** s***
ARSON
One time my family was searching for IHOP, the car's voice system picked it up as "Jamba juice" and everyone in the car was rolling around in laughter.
Theory: IHOP.
Speaker: Sorry I don’t have a Jamba Juice.
It’s actually a chain of restaurants too.
The car itself must've been rolling around too
I once used voice to text to send a message to my teacher, and i sended her "When are the exams?" And she received "What is a sexy man?". In conclusion, my soul left my body.
That's why you DON'T use voice text, they're completely inaccurate.
@@realmustangboy6437 Yes.
This message was written via the voice search feature.
Summer comic
story time;
so there was think one time when my high school running group came in after running. My teacher's face was red, and I straight up went up to him and said "your face is hot, are you ok?" (like, temperature hot). and it took me a second to realize what I had just done
@@realmustangboy6437
Reminds me of the time I voice-searched ‘schwing’ over and over for fun, and it was a different search almost every time.
I tried to use the Netflix voice search to look up “oddballs”
I got “ gay balls”
1st of All:
2nd of all:
Okay.
@@jenniferarmstrong5271 huh
ODDBALLS KNOWER MY GOOOOOOOOOD!
I’d rather watch gay balls than oddballs ngl
@@CricketCrumble I do not know, just *Okay*
I'll never forget the time i was already laughing my ass off over something on TV and my Google assistant turned on, I looked down and saw that I had somehow typed in "ddddd" and the assistant responded by saying "🎈🎉" and it was so stupidly hilarious to me I choked on my spit.
That's hilarious
I just peed myself laughing at that 😂😂😂
ddddd
@@verticalkoala1264 🎈🎉
@@verticalkoala1264🎈🎉
It’s interesting how most of these voice fails makes the phrase 100 times more hilarious.
Huh
almost like that's the point...
@@IdiotamSpielen still interesting, I mean, it could be just a random mispelt word but, most of the time, it's a funny phrase
Tl;dr: haha funni
I’m feeling a bit sick but Matt's videos are cheering me up
Feel better soon buddy!
@@Matt_Rose thank you so much Matt, lots of great wishes to you too from Texas 🇨🇱
Aw feel better
@@jonthegamerboy That's a Chilean flag, by the way :p (also I'm also a Texan and also sick (just got over COVID) hiiiii)
@@RyanTosh I’m aware that’s the flag of Chile, unfortunately Texas doesn’t have the administrative council to where it’s almost considered a different country, such as Puerto Rico or the Cayman Islands. I also got COVID this week, hope you feel better
Tried to say "took a muscle relaxer" and got "I suck balls to relax"
I completely understand that you can't pronounce words first time in a different language, so if anyone is curious about how the Irish is supposed to be pronounced from this video, here's a guide:
"Schach-t" "No-meed" "dee-ag" chun a "Schach-t"
-This is how we pronounce it down south of Ireland, so anyone from anywhere else on this godforsaken island can fight me over their dialect of Irish
So anyways, Bhí mo laethanta saoire go dtí an Bhreatain neamh-eachtra ar fad agus ní dhearna mé aon rud mídhleathach.
@@jeidustry ah. Mhm. Yep, got it.
@@jeidustry How could you
Bring her back
@@jeidustry chuaig me go dtí an leithreas ar uaig Maggie
Munster irish is the only true Irish (I'm kidding)
I'm only 30 seconds in and I'm already laughing so hard 💀
Haha nice
Colourful tea
Bruh skull emoji
💀
@The real Ludwig van Beethoven 💀
I laughed hard 15 seconds in. It's not the voice search itself... it's the fact that their username is a Danganronpa ship.
Jun Senoue is a video game composer. His most notable work has been the Sonic franchise. Sonic Adventure, Sonic Adventure 2, and Sonic and the Black Knight. His is also half of the band Crush 40 along with Johnny Gioeli.
His name is also not pronounced "Juhn Senway"
But can he see all of me
Fun fact: "Ginataang" from 0:53 is a word for a dish from the Philippines. It's like an adjective for a dish with coconut milk,with the root word "gata". It has a lot of forms, with sweet dishes such as "ginataang mais" which has corn and "ginataang munggo" which has mung beans, and savory dishes such as "ginataang kalabasa" which has squash, "ginataang isda" which has fish, and "ginataang ubod" which has the core of the coconut tree. Also Matt, pronounce the "-ang" part of it like the Airbender. 💀
Hearing him pronouncing ginataang wrong just killed me inside 💀
Phew
@@mafuyume EUGH
As a Filipino, I can agree.
That sounds delicious.
I remember one time I was traumatised about some R-rated Willy wonka (it’s actually disturbing) and my cousin tried to see what it was about and used voice search, instead of “we made Willy wonka r-rated” instead he got “weed made Willy car r-rated”
Did you ever find it? I remember there's a shitty parody of him in Epic Movie I think it is, one of those awful spoof movies in the vein of Scary Movie.
So many questions,but I don't think I want answers
it's "we made willy wonka r-rated" by corridor crew if anyone wants to watch it, or at least i think it's that
@@epicgaming11195 yup that’s it
I am suddenly curious….. but I don’t want to be traumatized
1:50 got me wheezing
In his *balls*
HOW CAN YOU GET A HONEYCOMB IN YOUR BALLS?!?
FR 😂
A few years ago I was on a Skype call with some friends, and one of them accidentally activated the Cortana voice control on his computer, and it interpteted whenever he was saying as "Ass ass sexy Cortana". He reacted by saying something like, 'i didnt realize I had that thing on', which the computer interpreted as "Go fuck a Klingon".
That sounds very painful
😂
God left us long ago but you’re quiet and put your ear to the walls you can still hear him homing
PLSSSS- 😂😂😂
the last one was intentional i bet
Yesterday I tried saying "quadratic formula" into Google, but it came up as "my Daddy SpongeBob"🤣🤣💀 I absolutely DIED laughing
what
voice search does emojis?
Quadratic formula = my Daddy SpongeBob
Don't you know that's what the formula is???
😂
@@ali_m_" "
you are Spongebob's son?.... i thought he was fictional....
Matt's impression of Google in a London accent was the funniest thing I've heard in this video.
'Hello mate, it's Google here, yeah, how can I help, mate?'
I have multiple speech impediments (stuttering, elongating syllables, repeating words, etc) which means that anything voice-to-text is largely useless to me, so it's weirdly comforting to see it fuck up properly said searches. To be fair, I'm also from New Jersey, which doesn't help 😄
so your a normal person from new jersey
My elderly Australian father has both a slight stammer and a raspy voice from mild asbestosis. Using voice-to-text to leave me a message several months ago, he gifted me this gem:
"F**king Daddy. I want to steal some chairs".
Yes, I did work out what he must have actually said. Full marks to anyone else who can figure it out (clue: it was about a financial matter) 😀
I have the same issue but I'm from Texas so throw in a couple of "y'all's" too lol
I love to mess with speech recognition technology and see how hilarious its fuckups are
@@gl1tchygreml1n yee yee ima shoot me some rabit for dinner go heat up the cooking ol’ please 🤠
@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 I assume the last words were "some cheese" so my guess is, he was asking you to get cheese?
I once asked Google Assistant: "What do you think about Among Us?" and they heard: "What do you think about a man ass"
2:21 “oddbods?” I haven’t heard that name in years
Same
Oddbods is a show
The right buttock.
NO THAT WAS A HUGE PART OF MY CHILDHOOD THAT I COMPLETELY FORGOT//
NC: SHUT UP
i swear my father uses voice search for literally everything and then gets mad when it doesnt work, like bro just text 💀
So, your dad uses voice search even when he’s not driving? Lmao
@@dfquartzidn6151 yes, and texting
Are you me?
My dad does that too 💀
Fr my dad does the same thing
3:02
“that one's actually... quite wholesome 😥😥😢”
“this next one's not 🤠”
2:37 thats going to be in your search history
‘It always works perfectly’
Top 10 famous last words
Matt, can you do a sequel to “Twitter trying to say two things at the same time”?
Oh YES PLEASE
I legit had trouble breathing while watching that one xD
god i loved that one
+1 Please Matt! This specifically is the funniest thing to me ever and I laughed, cried and choked at the same time watching that video. Need some more content like that :D
1:41 “empire the heart turkey clips”
I once tried searching for a video who's title began with "Most..." and even though I set it to detect "English (UK)" as the language, all that came up EVERY SINGLE TIME was "Maus" which is the german word for Mouse!
Zum Mäusemelken!
i love how i recognised that immediately
thanks duolingo
SICH HEIL-
*Maus tank driving noises and Erika intensifies*
mickey
3:10 i cracked up laughing. thinking that it said “sorry, cant help you with that”. As in its whole purpose is to just be useless.
1:55 based search
“John Cena Weigh”?
The frequency of your videos recently is incredible. Love you Matt.
Literally the only channel I've found that has me physically trying to stop myself from laughing late at night with nearly every video. Ily man
2:03
I died
On Brain Training for the DS some years ago, my mum was given a word to read out to make sure everything worked on the game as instructed. The problem was, that it couldn’t recognise her saying the BLUE. The console could recognise everyone else saying the word but for some reason, even though she was very clear and tried different ways, it still wouldn’t accept she was saying BLUE.
I don't know what the tech giants think having their mindless search engine say 'i'm here for you' is gonna do to be honest.
If you're really down in the dumps, a kind word coming from literally anything or anyone can comfort you. I once broke down sobbing for half an hour because of one of those random "You matter" comments on UA-cam. A more mentally stable person may find those corny, but it can mean a lot to a really down person.
It depends on the person really. It never did anything for me in my bad days, no kind AI words could do anything for my depression. But for some it does help, so I don't see the harm. At least it's more "empathetic " that a lot of people, even if it's fake.
@@ce7624I can definitely say I’ve cried over getting messages on Tumblr from people that thought my art was really good. Or people on support groups who’ve given me the good old “you’re not alone” speech.
When I was going through a hard time, but I was too much of a blubbery mess to speak coherently, I texted people from the suicide hotline in desperate need for help and honestly even from text it made me feel so much better.
One time my friend and I were messing around saying stuff to her Siri, and when I said something about "wanting to die" just to see what would happen, it automatically dialed the Suicide Hotline (we scrambled to cancel it). We talked for a while about how much that would actually help during a really bad time, so like. I do think the programmers doing these things are coming from a genuinely good place, because I'm certain some of the people implementing these features have been there themselves.
Pisses me off. If I’m majorly depressed again some stupid capitalist machine pretending to care about me just gonna make me wanna die more
0:23 it was an accident! i swear!
oddly enough, that sounds pretty creepy actually
something fishy is going on here
Let it be, man. The accident was seven years ago
I love how you embraced the skull emoji
Same 💀
💀
SKULLEMOJI!💀
SKUUULLLLL EMOOOJIIIIIIIIIII
I know the voice recognition technology is hard to make and prone to bugs but sometimes I wonder how you mess it up this badly
The English language has tons of homonyms and ways to pronounce the same vowels, that is, not taking into account the random background noise.
Have an accent. Frequently only standard American accents are used to train these voice recognition things-think the kind of voice used for screen readers. Maybe it will do your typical London accent as well if you’re lucky. But honestly I have the slightest southern American accent and Siri fucks up all the time because of it. I have to talk like a robot to get the robot to understand me
@@riverstein7251 It seems to really like an RP British accent too (the sort which used to be taught as an "ideal" for actors at RADA). Listen to Peter O'Toole in "Lawrence of Arabia", for an example - that's not how he grew up speaking, for sure...
the problem is the english language. Voice recognition works much better in german for example.
1:20 My phone battery died when Matt said beheadings. I guess my phone dosent like the french revolution
“BEHEADI-“
(phone shuts off)
@@HVY526It wasnt a cut off, It was just "BEHEADINGS" than the samsung logo popped up.
Matt: uses a 💀 emoji
Everyone: *you’ve become the very thing you swore to destroy*
My brain reading the “everyone message”
🧠: You need to shit your pants! We are going on a trip.
3:00 nice apple tv
Yep, that’s definitely an apple tv.
Yeah that is an Apple TV.
What? No! That’s a Samsung…
@@KadeoAVvalentinethen why there OP said it’s Apple TV
2:00 Imagine someone voice searching this in 2016
2:13 I love a good Burger burger wing.
😂 same
3:25 I want this to be the voice of google
0:41 ah yes,my favourite Disney film. Edwards Skis are bands
1:52 I laughed so hard, I sprayed my coffee out of my nose.
hhahahahah😂
man finds giant honeycomb in his balls
0:31 "put you D pie" 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
SKULL EMOJI
@@englishash1812 (Translated By Google) SHOULD EMOJI
@@20thCenturyChristopherBros. PFF-
Scholar oranges
PewDiePie PewDiePie say it wrong damn it
"how long is the average...... d-brick. the average brick."
I'm so tired and ill that my laughter sounded like a chicken being punted across the room. Hopefully this isn't permanent.
2:42 stoning
HELP WHY IS RHIS SO FUNNY😭
That's Islam(which i hate for bigotry). Despite my hate towards Christianity it didn't outwardly state to stone gays
huh
@@malthe236stoning is an act of murdering a person by throwing stones at them
LMFAO
3:44 better question, why are you googling the capital of Cyprus at 1 am
You know "drunk google search or voice search fails" would make for a surprisingly difficult challenge. Siri must've had too much digital booze, whatever that might be...
Voice to text usually doesn't work very well, thanks Matt for sharing this with us
Yaah
yeah and my entire family accidentally used it on our roku multiple times and it always assumed we were searching for "they said they" and it showed a photo of a car.
1:47 i am dying HELP I CANT STOP LAUGHIGNGFDGSHSOOXYXU
1:07 I do not like that first result
oh noooo 💀
shouldn't be obvious why it's there?
What it’s just pancake house idiot
💀
Oh damn
3:45 good god what a nostalgia throwback. To simpler times.
stop kids from commenting “i miss the old days” or anything related yall look dumb as hell
oh i love frutiger aero
wait no
4:00 *ben affleck*
0:38 i think i know what they were trying to search
Knowing that it has Edward in the title, They were probably gonna watch Edward Scissorshands
@@wolvepotter5858 they were talking about the average length of a brick
@@wolvepotter5858 if you meant 0:42?
@@POLY990 yep
What is the average length, of a di-
1:31 Sounds IDENTical to that guy in that top hat on I'm A Celebrity last year.
technically not voice search, but i was talking to my amazon astro and asked it to play bohemian rhapsody and it rickrolled me instead. not sure where that fits in but still
One time I tried out the voice thing to figure out if dogs could have strawberries
I instead got “can dogs have frostbite?” and got a bunch of really sad images
I never used it again
oh no :((
For anyone whose curious, Jun Sunoe is the guitarist in the band Crush40, known most famously for their work on the Sonic series. Live and Learn, and Open Your Heart are their most famous ones.
I KNEW that name was familiar-
My little brother has Autism and used to have a speech impediment. One day, when he was like 4, he tried searching for "Angry Birds: Transformers" on UA-cam with voice search. I don't know what came up exactly, but he went crying to our mom and she was not at all pleased. Apparently, it was something about "ass".
Oof ☠️
I know this is an old post, but I can’t share this with everyone . . .
The saddest/most hilarious thing is listening to a student with Downs trying to get Alexa to play “Can’t Stop the Feeling.”
We absolutely shut her down before she could request “Uptown Funk.” 😳😂
Hearing him absolutely butcher irish killed me.
I kinda want to see a video on things people used to be scared of as a kid.
for me, it was the shadow of a cartoon character appearing on the wall by my bed. (because this actually happened in a dream)
I was terrified and just entirely avoided looking at that wall at night.
oh, and I was scared of a hand coming out of the toilet
I was scared of tornado alarms, but not for the reason you think.
I thought tornadoes were ghosts that blew you through a nearby window.
My worst fear was... voicemail for some reason. Thinking of it kept me up at night. It still kind of creeps me out lol
When I was like 2 or 3 years old there was this mobile provider called Heyah and I was terrified of their ads, I think it's because in the end of the ad the logo popped up on the screen with that loud noise and it was like a jumpscare to baby me? Anyways one of my earliest memories is my dad carrying me along a street with multiple Heyah billboards (not even screens, still billboards) because I was too scared to walk by myself.
When I was a kid I was scared of balloons. It’s because I’d scream whenever I accidentally let go of it. Oh and that dramatic chipmunk meme.
The last one immediately makes me think of Legend of Zelda though I think the hand one is based on some weird Japanese monster in their big mythology.
3:31 Yep still my favourite issue of Transformers MTMTE
Once when I was a kid on my dad's phone, I tried to do a voice search for Guy Moon (the person who made music for several kids shows I watched like the Fairly Odd Parents). The phone proceeded to search for "guys mooning"
1:02 did that guy seriously think that voice to text would be able to understand that?
Clearly it was a test.
yo the ph link down below tho 💀💀💀
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I'm an Irish person and the way Matt pronounced 3:23 felt like another weird language to me lmao
If you want to pronounce it it's like "Shockt No-maid Jaeg Khun ah Shockt".... so.. in other words the voice search was closer 😅
Yeah I'm tired of people pronouncing foreign words the wrong way.
Pro tip for people who want to learn obscure foreign languages: Don't learn obscure foreign languages
Ever since then I've learned to hate people who pronounce Hola as "həʊlæ" when it's actually "olɑ" or Bonjour as "bɔndʒoɹ" when it's actually "bɔ̃ʒuʁ"
Not "ola"?
@@gmestanley2214 the "a" in spanish is pronounced "aw"
Not in all varieties of Spanish, pretty sure I hear the [ä] of official IPA in the ones I hear. I have however been informed that doing this is a dialect thing so I'm going to guess you're talking about one?
@@borritoguy2286 wow aren't you a special little princess.
1:25
I mean, they're basically the same thing
he did it, he used the legendary Skull Emoji in his video title
2:14 im actually cackling
The 3:06 One Got Me Laughing 😂 LOL
How did I end up from
"Voice attempt uwu"
to
"Shut up too"
Also from
"Garbage human being"
To
"I don't wish human being"
Did it read my mind or something
LMAO WHAT.
Also no- the voice speakers cannot read your mind unless it’s scripted to do that.
Somewhat related, me and my friends said “joe mama” into the voice search because we’re stupid, and it showed all these violent horror movies
That is lowkey awesome
“John Cena weigh”
BRO THAT GOT ME DYING
2:52 haha that's German but actually pronounced like seep.
Are you sure? from what I know my grandfather is German- and apparently it's not SEEP
Its more likely "seeb"
@@KadeoAVvalentine It depends on where you live, I guess
These videos are always so funny, I love it when voice to text creates strange sentences like this, but it’s not so fun when no matter how many times you try it just can’t get it right.
This is why I keep track of the youtube subtitles too. The worst ones I found are:
"I should have stayed with him" -> "Chef's table family"
"Better go check in" -> "Parable chicken""
"Easter egg room" -> "Easter reggae room"
"An apparition resides" -> "Perrier Shinra sizing"
"Please survive this fight" -> "Please brother spiderman"
and lastly,
"I love you Jason" -> "Laughter cheese"
@@cyberlemon9840 dafoq?
@@lololololol1342 Text to speech is magic
LMAO THE JUN SENOUE ONE THO 🤣he is a great guitarist
It’s funnier for me cause it’s a friend of mine lmao
@@slyp5409 Jun is a friend of yours?
@@strikereatsrings Shouldve been more clear, the poster of the tweet is a friend
@@slyp5409 ohhh ok
1:23 that means he pronounces it “kerberus” instead of “serberus”.
It's a Greek word and we Greeks pronounce it like that, not sure if other people do so as well
It's ser eee biss
@@Hellenic_Empire HELP I THOUGHT YOU SAID GRINCH INSTEAD OF GREEK
@@KadeoAVvalentine 💀
@@KadeoAVvalentineHi, i am *G R I N C H.*
And that is why I value my decent typing speed :')
The “beheadings” one made me laugh so hard and the “,,,,, chameleons”
Keep it up Matt! I love this series
0:47 "ginataang" means cooked in/with coconut milk so tbf that could technically be a dinner thing
its root word is "gata" and ginataang could kinda be like adding the -ed to the end of something (stew/stewed). you break down the word to "ginataan ang" or "ginataan na"
either way, it would still probably mean ______ cooked in coconut milk. youd also pronounce it as ghee-nah-tah-aang/ghee-nah-tah-ann or (for the base word) ga-tah
woo language shenanigans (this is in filipino btw)
Pinoy Fried
@@joecool3599 pipino moment
That’s funny
What happened to Aang in this comment
1:30 is funny as heck
" man finds giant honeycomb in his balls " fucking took me out lmfaoo
... Listening to parrots use voice search features is also very hilarious
(Of course cheers!! On this video of the laughs I needed this morning 😆🥰)
Yeah as an Aussie I've definitely decided that voice recognition technology is just not worth the hassle. If the average American can't understand a word I say and this tech, which is usually calibrated for them, can't understand the yanks then Google stands no chance of reliably understanding me.
I've found the trick is to narrow your Strine. Think 50's cinema newsreel voiceover, Cate Blanchett... or Malcolm Turnbull 😀
Back when The Mandalorian Season 1 came out, my dad tried a quick voice search to find out more about the Star Wars series. It ended up as "The Man of Lorraine" I don't know who Lorraine and her man are 🤣
the man of Lorraine flew an Aeroplane,
the man from Peru had a very bad flu
1:50
I died from laughter, it's incredible!
I remember this one time when I was really little and didn't have my own phone yet, when I deacided I wanted to play "pou games" (you know, that tamagotchi-like mobile game where you take care of a brown blob). I used the voice search feature, and it kept hearing: "p*rn games" over and over. And possibly the worst part is that I did not clear the search history, because I didn't know what "porn" was...
Oof- and you did mistakenly type “deacided” instead of “Decided”
Deacided = Death beings
shoulda said "poh-woo games" and it would worked.