Surf Ninjas: Surfing Karate Kids and Rob Schneider - Rental Reviews
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- Опубліковано 16 сер 2018
- James Rolfe discusses movies with pals Mike Matei, Justin Silverman and Tony. Today the topic - Surf Ninjas (1993)
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"This is a kid's movie, right?"
"It's called Surf Ninjas."
I died at that line lol
"Don't expect Citizen Kane." - Leslie Nielsen, when asked about Surf Ninjas, back when it was his most current project.
Lmao, HES PROBABLY NOT A VERY GOOD PERSON, IDK
need you say more
BigAL68xyz- The very second you hear a like like that, for example, you know the movie is gonna be bad.
Yes, Citizen Kane. The movie everyone knows but nobody watched.
Alan .Schriver Heck, was. It comes to Surf Ninjas, you can’t even expect the same vibes as The 3 Ninjas give ya!
The kid in The Jackie Chan movie Rumble in the Bronx was playing a Game-Gear through out the whole movie and you can clearly see that he doesn’t have a game inserted in the back of the Game Gear!
was literally about to post that so they knew what "ninja (ok its actually kung-fu)" movie it was from.
I just did and scrolled down and saw yours.. cheers
"Jackie, my cushion!"
He could have a Game but than he dondt have Money for the Game-Gear!!! xD
"I called ahead, and I said that I wanted to see Liam Neeson in Shindler's List. You seem to have given me Leslie Nielsen in Surf Ninjas. It took me an hour to realize I was watching the wrong movie cause I missed the opening credits. I was making popcorn." I wouldn't have been able to make it that far with a straight face..
That was ridiculous!
I think Surf Ninja's needs a remake and it should be as serious as Schindler's List.
Actually I believe Surf Ninjas itself was a remake of Enter The Dragon.
So not serious at all?
I loved this movie when I was a kid. Actually I still love this movie and I find Rob Schneider funny in anything he has ever done.
Me too. Lol when the guy falls down the stairs at the end I was cracking up😅
Same ✊
I wouldn't tell people that. 😂
Did you see the one where he was a carrot? Truly some of his best work.
Sega knew exactly what they were doing when they made Surf Ninja's...as a kid it got me wanting a Sega game gear with that beautiful colorful screen for portable gaming. Obviously that was before I knew about its battery life being nonexistent
MetalJesusRocks on YT. Watch his game gear video XD
I liked it, not as a portable but as a little video game system with its own screen that I could play in my room.
Rob Schneider and his brothers are local surf Heroes. But when ancient ninja sensei taps them to save the world, they find out that they are ::record scratch:: all washed up.
Rated PG-13
Rated derp-da-doo
Lol
Rob Schneider is... A SURFBOARD!!
I'd buy a ticket to that if I had the money, but someone TOOK MUH JERB
That Rob Schneider joke "because as we all know, money can't buy knives" had us DYING when I was a kid.
that and uncle iggy
Fun fact: Ernie Reyes Jr was the in-suit Donatello martial arts stunt double in the original TMNT movie.
K Ahtic also stared in TMNT2 Secret of the Ooze
K Ahtic And the pizza boy in TMNT 2.
Yeah, I own all 3 movies on VHS. I didn’t find out about the suit thing until about 10 years after the 2nd movie was released.
He was 21 when this came out to.
He's also in that recent Uncharted fan film with Nathan Fillion.
As a kid who owned a Game Gear, this movie was amazing. I still love it. Always will.
Leslie Nielsen: You call throwing dynamite around a martial art?
Rob Schneider: Hey, as long as it works.
Rob Schneider is a somewhat popular comedic actor, who seemed to have all...until one day he came across a pot roast, and his life changed forever. Now he’s sharing his body with a fifteen year old boy! And he’s about to find out that being fifteen, ain’t a pretty scene!
Rob Schnieder in... THE POT ROAST.
fred fuchs Rated PG-13.
I’m disappointed that nobody recognizes the South Park reference in this post.
Good on you sir! Good on you.
Rob Schneider is...Kenny!
Did you just derp me, bro?? IM A SURF NINJA! DON'T DERP MEEEEEE!
Seriously this is an awesome series! Keep em coming James!
Agree
HELL YEAH!
agree! Cinemassacre Video Shop must be a new classic
Agree. This is one of my favorite Cinemassacre series.
You mean he rips off successful ideas off others? yeah, let's all thank Red Letter Media
I legit love this movie, it’s so incredibly 90s and completely encapsulates my childhood
I loved this movie as a kid, precisely because of how stupid it was lol. This and Sidekicks with Chuck Norris. Another movie that doesn't seem to exist anywhere anymore.
Lol same, watched both a few years back on UA-cam, still enjoyed them both. You can give that a shot, still might be on here.
Lol, I was wondering if Sidekicks was a movie that existed in my imagination
Sidekicks seemed to be on regular rotation on tv in the late 90’s/early 00’s but then kind of disappeared.
After the kid killed himself they stopped playing it so much
I'm not sure Sidekicks has aged well but I still enjoy it.
"Hello, fellow kids"-Rob Schneider
Moonbeam all I thought of was South Park lol
Rob Schneider is a carrot
Rob Schneider is a stapler
Kelly Hu was 25 years old when making this movie, but looks like she's 15. Rob Schneider was 30 years old and looks like he's about 40 in the movie.
Rob Schneider seems to either be a very unfunny Warlock stuck in a loop or just ageless because no matter how old he is he looks like he's 40.
Damn, she was 25!.... She really hasn't age much.
@@waltermh111 yeah she's 50 but could pass for early 30s. Good genetics :p she's smoking hot.
I think Schneider is supposed to be older I think they say something about him being held back or having to repeat grades a few times.
i hung out with rob schneider in '01, the thing that made him laugh most was when i randomly said "moto surf" in his delivery of the line
Erney Reyes Jr. was also the little dude that beat the crap out of The Rock in The Rundown.
And the lil king in Red Sonja
And Rush Hour 2
I think Mike's role in this series is actually quite organic. He's not the hardcore movie guy like James (and the other guys?), but he's the casual movie fan who has specialised interest in certain franchises and elements of pop culture. Just hanging out in the video store. Maybe the store needs a Ninja Turtles arcade machine for him.
Man, shoutouts to Justin for really doing his research about little bits in movies. I never knew the Game Gear game switched to Columns.
So many people love James man, a real UA-cam classics.
ProtoMario I watch you videos
I step away from the MRE videos for ONE SECOND and you've followed me over here
ProtoMario James is a real UA-cam superhero. Ofc not a youtube hero like youtube thinks what a hero should be. He is just awesome
Did you have a stroke while typing this?
The guy who got rejected by Gamestop and decided to make a bunch of videos about it. Still crying about it and spamming videos to get views?
Growing up in a small town I had two rental places. The looked just like this. You guys nailed it. I can still hear the creaking floor boards and smell the old and dusty scent. Such good memories. $7 for a game for 7 days. I rented Dragon Warrior, Final Fantasy, Super Mario 2, Mega Man 1-3, Startropics, Little Nemo and many others. They're both gone now :(
This movie takes me back to being 12 renting kid flicks. Life was good. 7Eleven BMX bikes Nintendo and cheesy movies
Like Double Dragon?
The feels
From what I've seen, Rob Schneider seems like a great person.
"it took me an hour to realize I was watching the wrong movie because I missed the opening credits"
I used to watch this movie all the time as a kid. "There's no gray area with you. It's either the glass is half full or we're dead."
Loved this as a kid and still love it now.
Money can''t buy knives
Agreed... was disappointed with the crew here lol. I guess it’s easy for them to hate since they didn’t see it in real time.... in real time this movie was amazing
What if the kids from 3 NINJAS crossover to SURF NINJAS , you know what it'd be called ?? 3 SURF NINJAS ! It could have worked back then .
I like the way you think
Rocky loves Emily.
Literally one of my all time favorite movies. Ernie Reyes Jr is a goddamn LEGEND.
It's awful in a fun way. It was a riot. It still is. It made fun of itself, that takes the suck out of it, IMO.
This was one of my favorite movie as a kid! It definitely brought back nostalgia watching this. As a kid, we loved this ninja stuff.
The intro is amazing.
Hey You whats your problem bro?
Hey You guyyyyyyyyys
Right?! I really love the VHS look and how they advertise it as if it were a real rental store back in the 90's.
Hey You Yup.
I appreciated the "vorhees memorial mall, next to Caldor" line :(
Surf ninjas was one of my favorite movies on vhs as a kid.
You definitely need to keep this format alive, James and Mike. I really like the VHS rental store vibe. Another fun review fellas
Whatever you do, please keep these segments going. I love watching y'all talk about these old movies like me and my boys do. Keep up the great work.
I wanted them to keep going as well, but they stopped over a year ago.
I rented this because of Kelly Hu.
*fapfapfapfapfapfapfap*
she was 25 so ehhh so be it
...and Rub Schnaydurrr!
That curtain though in the Cinemassacre Video Store ... "Movies for Mom and Dad" bahahahahahahahahaha
Rumble in the Bronx, Danny the kid in the wheel chair was playing with a game gear.
Deuce Bigalow - Surf Ninja Gigolo
The Laughing Rabbit Mike Bigalow Angry Nerd gigolo
Why so much hate fellas? I fucking love surf ninjas, especially as a kid. 90s martial arts cheese at it's very best.
Random Hajile I think they are being nerd hipster.
Agon Leed cause the movie is objectively bad
Get over your nostalgia
More like CineSavior James! The video store theme is a PERFECT idea! I'm really digging this! Video stores shouldn't be forgotten!
Surf Ninjas is nostalgic dope.
James and Mike really mix things up,,, this is definitely one of the best UA-cam channels...
"These kids, these children - and Rob Schneieder -" WHAT WERE THEY THINKING
Ernie Reyes Jr. will always be Prince Tarn. "You fool!"
I love this movie back in the day. We rented this from West Coast video like almost every weekend. Watching this with my older sisters and little nephews & nieces was some of my fondest memories.
In Surf Ninjas 2 they should Surf the web in incognito mode
AnythingGoes I think there's like 3 already
KWAN-TSU DUDES!!!!!!!
MOTOSURF
KWAN-TSU!!!!
No van halen before my morning breakfast. I bought a white san jose sharks cap like the one ernie reyes wears. this movie is the shit.
Kwan tsu
Kwan tsu
Kwan tsu ahhhhhhh
I think I just hit peak nerd when I heard "Patusan" and instantly thought of Joseph Conrad. Lord Jim is a great novel btw.
Tone Loc was in Surf Ninjas, Ace Ventura, & Blank Check!! As a kid I seriously thought he was a huge star since he was in all the movies I loved. When I discovered his music I was blown away!!
Can you guys do "Blank Check" next?
Why not have a Tone Loc marathon and review Ace Ventura: Pet Detective as well?
Lol word and FernGully: The Last Rainforest
Agreed
While they're at it, also review _Airborne_ (1993). It's another cheesy '90s flick.
i actually watched surf ninjas at my grandfathers wake in 1994. they had a movie room for kids and we put on surf ninjas
That was some prime young people entertainment during the 90s!
yeah, i mean this was one of the better kids movies. way better than 3 ninjas or blank check.
rip
TheBombShhh Eh, ya had me until the "better than 3 ninjas" thing.
Di the movie make you feel better homie?
Love these, so glad you’re out there reviewing all my favorite childhood movies for me to watch while I’m sick from a carnival hotdog
Cinemmasacre knows how to stay relevant.
@Sh3p 83 Red Letter Media of course.
Surf ninjas was the best!
+BennyBird
*IT WAS TOTALLY BOGUS, DUDE!!!!*
Surf Ninjas is FAR from awful. It may not hold up well today, but back when it came out, it was awesome.
SleevedBiker VR fuck that...it holds up today. Exchange game gear for psp vita or just a cellphone, BAM! Same movie, updated
Yeah I’m legit disappointed in this review lol. SN didn’t age well but in real time I absoluteltnloved thisfilm as a child
I love Surf Ninjas. It's completely, unapologetically bad, and it's one of my favorite things to come out of the 90s.
Dude, come on. We love the movie but it is objectively bad. Rob Schneider is an immediate DQ.
Yeah, I still love this movie.
As a kid I loved the movie and was a 90s classic... can't imagine anyone liking this movie today if u never seen it back than. Looks like James missed out a part of the 90s, but we can't all catch everything from the 90s, can't we?
Haha best line in this " they're gang murdering! These kids, these children & and Rob Schneider they kill so many people with dynamite in this movie "
I love Surf Ninjas. Don't talk shit about this amazing movie.
FirestoneX get your head out your ass
What are you gonna do about it?
@@theitfactorjameswheezer2852 go finish your croissant
D Sizzle Wtf kinda response was that lol
@@theitfactorjameswheezer2852 I hurt .my scapula
I loved surf ninjas as a kid , and I love it now. So 90s
Thank you.
I'm loving the setup you guys have in the back with that 90s vhs store rental feel. it reminds me exactly of a video rental store I used to go to back then called galaxy videos. the 90s were so good to me.
Holy shit guys, Cinemassacre Rental Reviews may already be my favorite thing that you guys have done. It's a really great set up with a fun atmosphere and it seems to give you guys a ton to work with creatively. Keep up the great work!
Only James can make this series, no one else has a video store in their basement.
James is a legend.
I tried to set up a video store in my bedroom once, but James has me beat.
How would you know?
James's basement is next to caldor?
@@shroomie108 you taking the piss?.....lol
That last comment/joke from Mike was hilarious!
Awesome video! I've been watching James' vids since 08, awesome to see that after all this time he's still making quality content!
man I love your videos, all of them, just so good. Please never stop!
I gotta say, Mr. Rolfe, I absolutely love this new series you guys are doing. I think it's a fresh new direction for Cinemassacre (*sniff* still has that new series smell! Wow!). The last episode on "Commando" was a great nostalgic romp through one of my favorite 80s movies which also happened to be a staple of my late childhood/adolescence. Can't wait for the next one, keep em coming!
I miss the surf culture of the 90s. They were the least-offended people of all time.
Actually, I'm pretty sure that's what all the stoners were doing during the 90s
take me back to that age chief.
I am really liking these reviews. Probably much easier than the fully written, and produced reviews, and I like the more genuine talk. keep them up.
Cool effect how you slowly faded from the older vintage camera style to the newer sleek look. That was awesome!
Seriously if you don't want chives I won't put them in
scar45 I want chives bro!
Something not even money can buy the knives of kwansu
if someone requests no msg you still put it in right?
scar45 "bra I want chives"
Hah
Rumble in the Bronx had a kid playing game gear with no game in it lol
And Jackie gave it to the kid like, "Here is my video game I had as a child" dating the Game Gear back probably 20 years before its creation....
This series is like Cinemassacre's version of RedLetterMedia's Half in the Bag, but instead of being a VCR repair shop, they're a rental store.
Just an observation, not a criticism.
Man I’m a huge movie buff I would be in heaven to sit and talk about movies games with you guys. I’d be a great addition. Great video!!!!
This video makes me miss blockbuster
I would have missed out on a lot if it weren't for game rentals.
+Dane Walzer
*RIP BLOCKBUSTER*
I think there's still one in Alaska.
West Coast Video for me
playboydojo same.. My parents never really purchased games for me unless it was a birthday or Christmas so it was nice to have these weekly rentals for $5. And you used to be able to keep the game for like a whole week.
Lol I remember the trailer for this on the VHS tape of TMNT 3, along with the most catchy Hanes underwear commercial ever
THAT One-AHOLE lol more specifically Ramirez's katana from highlander
My father took me to see this in the Theater and I have such fond memories of this insane movie
Thanks for these, this intro is so good!
I unironically love this movie. Just seeing Ernie Reyes and Jr. in the same movie is really cool. It's just fun 90's bullshit in a kid friendly wrapper.
BigBangBlitz he was in the Doctor Who TV movie also I think...
I think the other 90's movie with a Game Gear was Rumble in the Bronx (with Jackie Chan) - famously in the scene where the kid is playing with it, there isnt actually a game in the machine so he's just pretending :D
grimTales1 well, that was a weird one because it was not actually stated to be a Game Gear, they pretty much used it as a prop for “generic game system” and like didn’t know or care that ordinarily it needs a cartridge to do anything.
I love these. The dude with the glasses, next to James is always so knowledgeable. It’s great. Big thumbs up!
I love this series. This could be endlessly entertaining.
NEVER STOP!
*Kelly Hu, still so hott*
Who?
one of the hottest womens ever
She was in Jason Takes Manhattan too
FFFFFFFFFFFFFF mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
The hot Asian in Martial Law.
This movie is a masterpiece. Y'all sleepin' on Surf Ninjas.
The word masterpiece is thrown around so much is means nothing nowadays.
I always wanted a Cinemassacre version of Best of the Worst.
Now I know why they say "be careful what you wish for".
didn't care for it?
Chuckaloso actually enjoyed it immensly. Just thought that was a funny comment.
I really liked the way this was setup and shot. From the old commercial to they way everyone was positioned. But I always seeing your rental store basement room.
I used to work at an asylum/housing facility for people who have mental illness. There was this one guy who had schizophrenia and he was around 6”5 and 350-400lbs. (Essentially Michael Myers) His favorite thing in the world is this movie. I’ve had to have seen this movie around 100+ times and heard the audio from the other room countless other times. Words can’t describe how much I hate this movie, but I’m glad it existed while I was working there. Saved me from being killed multiple times
Michael Myers was a regular sized guy. Like 6 ft 180 tops.
ChadSpeaks - Nice, you should do trivia sometime.
I think he meant rob zombies version of Michael Myers, guys.
My weiner itches
SickAsMalaria that's one doozy of an anecdote.
Just so happy to see so much input of Cinemassacre. You always keep us busy to watch somethin.
*output from
I miss these videos so much
Do Master of disguise! He repeats the word “turtle” over and over
I'd like to see a video formatted like Rental Reviews but the lot of you debate who would win in a fight between Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone with all the abilities of all the action characters theyve played.
AxBattler cinemassacre would make it awesome
This is my favorite kind of Cinemassacre video
Loving the new videos fellas, keep it up! The old vhs rental shop room is looking amazing!
Reyes jr. Was also in "The Last Dragon"
This is one of those flicks that, after repeated viewings, you come to realize the villain was the star of the show. Nielsen’s General Chi had the best scenes and best lines. Just like how Skeletor was the saving grace of Masters of the Universe and Dr. Evil routinely upstaged Austin Powers.
Let's not forget about the late great Raul Julia as M. Bison in Street Fighter. His epic, over-the-top performance would have been an Oscar winner if there was ever category for best performance in a "Shitty Movie".
The infamy of it all. I rented both Surf Ninjas, the TMNT 3 movie, on one of the sad wastes of a weekend from my childhood. It was like shock and awe. I always rented two movies, in case one sucked. But this time I got both barrels... And I just realized I'm getting ranch dressing from my burger on my phone. I've had a few brews, so I'm a little slow right now.
I love these videos. Really great concept and a lot of fun to watch!
Funniest line was delivered by Mike at the end and the quick cut was perfect! Great series.