True Lies Review (1994) The Tippy Top of Mount Schwarzenegger - Rental Reviews
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- Опубліковано 5 вер 2019
- True Lies is a 1994 American action comedy thriller about a fearless, globe-trotting, bad guy-battling secret agent that has his life turned upside down when he discovers his wife might be having an affair with a used car salesman while bad guys smuggle nukes into the United States. It was written, directed, and co-produced by James Cameron. It stars Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jamie Lee Curtis, Tom Arnold, Art Malik, Tia Carrere, Bill Paxton (the Dinkster), Eliza Dushku, Grant Heslov and Charlton Heston.
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Pardon our dust as we get these two new stores ready. Rental Reviews is still every Friday, but has two locations now. Mike will be heading up "Retail Reviews" every two weeks. It's basically Rental Reviews, but about video games. OH, and our Landlord, Mr. Lobo, is forcing us to share this link with you: www.cinemainsomnia.com/
Hihihi! 😍
Cinemassacre it’s finneeeee bro
Barnold!
Is there going to be any monster madness for October
James, you and Mike should consider playing Ghoul Patrol, thanks for the years of entertainment.
By day Macaulay Culkin runs the mom and pop section of cinemassacre and by night he sleeps in the red letter media building
I can imagine him closing the shop, getting in his pick up and driving each night to the RLM building to finally cuddle with Rich Evans
Lol
He takes rides back and forth in the creepy free candy van Mike is borrowing from Mister Plinkett
@Zero Cool I can see James appearing on RLM, but not the other guys.
McCulkin**
Helen: "Have you ever killed anyone?"
Harry: "Yeah, but they were all bad."
LOL great movie
😂😂😂
How long have you been a spy Harry ?
Best line ever!
Yeah, but day vere aull batd
I know what this is...it's a snow cone machine.....a water heater?
The Jamie Lee Curtis strip scene made me a man at age 7....
Hahahaha Yeah I bet (Nes Manga)
The FLICK Pick so you picked a man to make you a man?
THE FLICK PICK
*YOU AND ME BOTH .*
*I THINK I WAS TWELVE YEARS OLD AND I KNEW THAT I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO WATCH THIS MOVIE . I FELT LIKE I WAS GETTING AWAY WITH MURDER BECAUSE WATCHING A RATED R FILM AT THE AGE OF TWELVE WAS A VERY BIG DEAL . AFTERWARDS , I BRAGGED ABOUT IT AS IF I JUST GOT A NEW PAIR OF AIR JORDANS . AND ON TOP OF THAT , IT WAS A REALLY GOOD MOVIE .*
You must like hermaphrodites
You're still not a man
We aren’t gonna talk about the Jamie Lee Curtis dance scene? Or did I miss it?
nick Broughton
*I WAS TWELVE WHEN I SAW THIS AND THAT JAMIE LEE CURTIS SCENE TURNED ME INTO A MAN .*
You guys forgot to mention the best scene in the movie where Jamie Lee Curtis drops the gun and it inadvertenly kills a room full of bad guys...
I always laugh so hard at that scene it just so non sensical funny
🤣 I'm surprised they skipped that scene, Jamie Lee looked mortified and it's hilarious!
@@deadmetalbr LOL
@malikail57 LOL
I liked another scene more.
Macaulay Culkin has become the running gag of Cinemassacre, and I love it.
and Red Letter Media
@@Airjet2582 Tums festival
Much love for Macaulay, hes copped it very hard from media over the years, its great to see him more of a casual environment like when he guest stars with these guys.We are pretty well the same age and i could be a stunt double for him!
@@Airjet2582 I have no idea what red letter media is and I just googled it.
Great to see him continuing to do things like this. One of my childhood heroes.
I wish their was an actual Cinemassacre rental store I could go to and rent movies.
If only.
Fuck yes!
I'd make the 2 hour trip every weekend.
This has franchise potential. Hrm... Let me go get my money, so James can take it. We need this business popping up from coast to coast.
@Matthew Brammer Nice.
yall missed the funniest line!
harry have you killed people? yes but they were all bad ;)
that was funny
I don't get it...
no the best line was I married Rambo
"Oh no, we're super unemployed" 😅
Hit me right in the feels.
Too true for me.
@@Lgs260495me too! It's okay - we know stuff about movies and video games and stuff
The true lies videogame on SNES was published by LJN and somehow isn't actually all that bad
Truth. It's pretty good tbh.
Remember enjoying it too
Yeah, now I'm afraid to replay it, because I have good memories.
Mega drive/Genesis version is uncensored
So, it’s not shit?
Holy shit! Mister Lobo is one hell of an actor. His performance is impeccable.
That actor was dripping with charisma. Good lord.
Worst acting ever
@@DJMangoh good landlord**
It is....hes got talent.
Thank you @Jonathan Regulo
I shit you not I actually had an ex that took the ice cube trays with her when she moved out. They came with the apartment when we moved in. As soon as I open up the freezer and saw it all I could think was “How did I become Tom Arnold in True Lies?!?” And started laughing again. I feel like he wrote that line for future me. Thanks man.
That line is a reference to Tom Arnold's real life split with Roseanne. Reportedly, she actually took the ice trays from the freezer when they split.
Tom Arnold taught me how to become a bush.
Well grow some balls and get the ice cube tray back from the bitch
what if true lies was a prequel to jingle all the way
If it was Arnold should stealth kill that bastard neighbor that was trying to pork his wife 😤
that would explain a few things.
@@waterking74 you stop that.
Turboman!
iGGy eo can’t stop won’t stop
This movie paired with Demolition Man the year before were the peak of the classic action movies. You'll get no argument from me on that. Both movies are exciting, funny, entertaining and bad ass. I feel Demolition Man has reached that cult classic status but True Lies is somewhat overlooked in action movies and in Arnold's filmography and that is a damn shame.
Demolition man ftw
Interesting because my friends definitely remember True Lies more than Demolition Man.
No way. 1987 was the peak of classic action movies...Predator, Robocop, Die Hard, Running Man, Lethal Weapon, Bloodsport and so on.
@@DarthHater100 Pair those movies with Aliens from the year before, honeylamb.
"Tony the driver gets shot... most likely through the eyeball." Lmao
“The vette gets em wet!” Bill Paxton was awesome as the sleazy car salesman. Great movie that’s very underrated.
God rests his soul
@@ryanmalin He died in 2017 from a stroke.
Dammit I didn't know he died. I loved that guy
Very good actor
And when he goes from acting like a tough spy to a sissy 🤣. “I don’t want to see your face! Please!”
The Bill Paxton scenes are the best lol
Agreed. That whole plot was incredible and really funny.
True Lies is actually a pretty good game on the SNES and Genesis.
I haven't even finished watching this and I already love Mr. Lobo. He's such a cartoon villian jerk.
I got to meet Arnold Schwarzenegger when I wad a kid. I'm originally from Marathon Key. The Key's are pretty small islands so when a big production like True Lies came to town it was a big deal. The bridge scene with the Harrier Jet was filmed in my town. My child brain was blown to smithereens.
What was he like?
You gonna tell us you met Arnold, then not even tell the story of how you met him? Man, you trollin!
Nice to see that "The Mac" is running the Mom and Pop store, casually, while his girlfriend is stuck in some kind of Philadelphia Twin Peaks nightmare with Tony 😅
Jaime Lee Curtis ,"I married Rambo,". That was pretty funny.
Can we all just stop and talk about how the phrase "ass like a 10 year old boy" was used as a compliment by Bill Paxton's character
I always thought that was an odd line lol
Really amped up the creep factor.
I never understood that line lol
@@marcuswalls9701 It means she has a tight muscular ass. It isn't hard to understand , just creepy.
I love the scene with Bill Paxton aka Simon when he's taking Arnold on the test drive, "let's face it Harry, the Vette, gets em wet"!!!
And he's not lying! Damn it Bill! You should of been a rapper! I would of bought that album quick.. R.I.P mane..
...make you wanna beg for buttermilk...
Jason Shannon omg I forgot that part of the line! God I gotta watch this movie again!!
That Jamie Lee Curtis dancing scene - am I right fellas? lol
Peak Jamie Lee, there.
Her fall was a mistake and Arnold's reaction genuine, so the whole scene is super cool.
My childhood says YES!
Half thong half granny panties
Absolutely right. Gotdam.
Everyone needs to see this movie. It's top 3 for me for sure. And I've never met ANYONE who didn't love it. It really has something for everyone. The humor still holds up really well, the action and set pieces are great, and the scene with Helen spilling her heart out in the interrogation room still gets me teary eyed because it's something we can all relate to - everyone wants their life to be exciting while we're still young but we grow old so fast.
In the Theater when the Aziz hangs on the missle EVERYONE SCREAMED: SHOOT THE MISSLE!!!
I hope they review "Small Soldiers" next. It's like Toy Story, but manly.. It's pretty underrated movie and deserves more attention for people in this generation..
I loved small soldier.
Coulda swore they already did...
I watched that movie on repeat when I was a kid it was such good shit
Honestly Small Soldiers was the child's play reboot before wifi
Loved the movie AND the PS1 game.
Love this movie. One of my favorites as a kid. And not just because of boobs.
And the sega genesis didn't suck :P
@@Fedekpc did coompared to snes. But it had some great exclusives as well.
Jamie Lee Curtis fighting Tia Carrera in a limo was awesome.
Yeah she had some great legs too
Hey those were two amazing reasons to love the film
The Moment Mike enters the store, immediately thinking, "I'm not even supposed to be here today".
“...I’ve ALWAYS......hated this store” Mr. Lobo replied before staring into the collective soul of the cinemassacre audience.
The Landlord is the Lex Luthor of the Cinemassacre Universe.
It would seem Lex Luthor is the Mr. Lobo of the DC Cinematic Universe such as it is.
He's the Indian Lex Luthor 😂
@@darrellcovello7917 Uh...not really.
@@MisterLobo well, good. I just dont want to see anyone get evicted.
Mister Lobo Luthor wishes he was Lobo!!!!👌👌👌👌
Not gonna lie, that Log action figure looked pretty sweet.
Oh yeah, True lies is a great action film.
I feel like this is a setup for the most epic Halloween shows.
Sucks that didn't happen. But after rewatching there is def an over arching story like BoardJames going on here
I watched this movie when i was like 8 or 9, and THAT Jamie Lee Curtis Scene, along with Salma Hayek from "From Dusk Till Dawn" turned me into a man.
It's funny because I'm not a massive Salma Hayek fan now but at the time when From Dusk Till Dawn was out I was full of want for her!
Into a mouse*
James Cameron did terminator, Aliens, True Lies and Titanic all featuring Bill Paxton off the top of my head. But yeah he seemed to enjoy the great Paxton RIP
Love seeing Mr Lobo (of Cinema Insomnia) in this video, and Macaulay Culkin!
Thank you.
Over the top violence, sick location settings, side stories, charismatic characters, great cgi and comedy and this action films has “Die-Hard” holiday feel to it. Perfectly captures mid 90s. One of the best of the decade.
That landlord guy is a really good actor!
That's cause he's been doing the Mr. Lobo character for 20 years.
Fast2Furious4 and him and James both were in the plan 9 remake.
@arcticridge Thank you. @Star Wolf you are correct.
Mister Lobo 👍 funny as hell in this video !
@@CenturianEagle thanks
Just let me say that Mr. Lobo is a really good actor.
Too kind. It was an honor to perform with these talented gentlemen.
@Bob Jones I just talk loud...
Next, a laundromat. Reviewing clothes.
Will there be denim vests?
I'd rather they reviewed detergents.
After that they'll open a tanning salon. Review tanning lotions.
@@paulmueller1520 Only Jim Varney can pull off a blue denim vest, even in this day and age.
Maybe a seasonal H&R Block.. review taxes.
It is a remake of "La Totale" but to be honest it is way better than the original, it goes way further in action and special effects, because hey, more money..
Theres the part where Arnold is doing the death stare into binoculars and the glass breaks!😄
Jamie Lee Curtis really helped me through puberty 😂
Now she helps us all make sure we have enough fiber in our yogurt.
@@m.h.9062 I'll put my yogurt on her fiber
As did Tia carrere
They barely mentioned the striptease scene in the movie. It’s probably the best one ever made.
yea, its so sad that my son has to grow up in a world where he can just get online for whatever he wants and not have to sneak vhs tapes and playboys........ :( (he probably won't be complaining but by god in the 80's and 90's we worked hard for our nip slip vhs pause screens and hiding spots for playboys!)
"Ugh, Gymnastics... That just made the list" Lol! Great ending!
That's not true! That's not a reason why The Lost World should be hated. Why do you people complain about this that shouldn't be picked on?!
Its a joke dude. Lighten the fuck up!
@@natedavis3943 Some jokes I like, others I do not, especially if there's negativity. I hate negativity, especially with movies and games that I like.
You can't hate negativity because your the one being negative. Its a joke. Besides everyone knows JP3 is the bad one. Terrible ending.
Nate Davis Sorry, I try not to be the negative one.
"best Schwarzenegger faces"
I mean Kindergarten Cop gives stiff competition on that.
Commando, Total Recall, and The Running Man have entered the chat.
This had me laughing throughout. Best story tie-in for a Rental Review, best acting and screenplay with that intro, and, for me, the best Arnold movie ever.
Mr Lobo with the professional acting chops. Very campy and awesome. Great video guys.
Professional acting??? Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
@@jojoface4940 lolo forgot to add the /s
Right?! That guy was fantastic!!
@Mark Lee No complaints here.
@@BestowTV make that two of us.
Oh my god, Mr. Lobo's performance is incredible.
THE SPECIAL EFFECTS ARE FANTASTIC
He's like a barely-toned-down version of a character in a John Waters movie.
Holy shit, it's Mr. Lobo from Cinema Insomnia! That's a trip.
Greetings, CInsomniac!
Tom Arnold is great in this. Everytime I hear him say, "the guy is a goddamn used car salesman" I can't help but laugh.
My favorite part is the Jamie Lee Curtis scene!
@Captain Brandon Horror Film Lover It was the one of the best scenes ever!
You're in good company bud
Jaime Lee Curtis has always been beautiful.
UA-cam Trading Places, thank me later.
Can't go wrong with a Sade song. Even if Simon Pegg threw her album at zombies in Shawn of the Dead.
I literally laughed my ass off with that intro 🤣🤣🤣
Mike Matei's empty store ❤️
"Would a spy piss himself?" Ha! Bill Paxton was great in this movie. Hell he was great in all his movies.
This and "Aliens" are his best douchebag-but-secretly-a-coward roles ever.
That's awesome that y'all are still hanging with Macaulay Culkin
True Lies still has one of my favorite movie lines ever:
Arnold: "Ha Ha! Those edios!" (idiots)
"Yeah, but they were all bad."
GIVE ME THE GODDAMN PAGE!!!
Stop cheering me up!
@@manpower386ify What kind of sick bitch takes the ice trays from the freezer???
"Battery Aziz!"
"Then get another one!"
My family was vacationing in Sun Valley Idaho when they were filming this and we met Arnold S, and saw Jaimie Lee Curtis ice skating at the skating rink. I was 12 and it was awesome!
Actually I think I was 11
@Johnny Flannigan I thought it was neat ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@@Jose_Pointero Ditto. Thank you for sharing, Duitoad
Thanks. It was cool.
Simpler times back then. Not when the film came out but 2019.
Do the 1989 sci-fi action movie Cyborg starring Jean Claude Van Damme. It's full of campy goodness.
Cinemax owes Van Damme millions as much as they showed that movie when I was a kid
ᕼᑌᗰᗩᑎ ᖴᗴᒪᒪᗩ, sir, do you realize how font you were goin’ back there?
People may disagree bit for me True Lies is James Cameron's best film.
I agree with you true lies is probably camerons best film since T2 and aliens
I wouldn't disagree. Is one of my favorites movies. Right there with Terminator 2: Judgment Day.
It's definitely one of his most entertaining.
@EnriqueLovinLife Titanic was actually a pretty good movie and the best part is when Leonardo DiCrapio dies.
Aliens, Terminator, Terminator 2, True Lies, Abyss.
I used to watch this movie a lot when I was a kid. My dad always noticed (and paused) the scenes where Arnold gets a stunt double, the ski scene, the horse chase, the rescue of in the bridge and so on. Also, when the partner gets cover from a gunfight with the lampost and the scene where he kicks the rifle from the floor and picks it. An awesome movie!
Another great review and video. Would love to hear you guys talk about some Nic Cage movies like Con-Air, Face/Off, The Rock, etc.
Excellent show! You guys put out some serious gold!! Your writing and acting is better than half of shows currently out there.
One of my favorites movies of all time. And there were talks of a True Lies 2 but never happen. This and Terminator 2: Judgment Day are my 2 favorites James Cameron films. And Arnold films.
Jeez how much footage did you guys get with Mack Culkin?
That was clearly unused footage from a previous installment. They Princess Leia 'd him!
I love this Mr Lobo character. The guy who plays him has wicked delivery. I hope to see more of him! Also I was so not expecting world building in a rental review video. It's awesome!
Kieran at 9:49: "This place is disgusting!...".
Me: "Why do you think there's an 'UNDER CONSTRUCTION!' sign in front of the place?...".
Wait...no mention of Charlton Heston wearing an eyepatch? Or did I somehow miss that?
@@Sliider36 no mention either of how Eliza Dushku broke several ribs doing her stunt work after her stunt coordinator had been accused on set (truthfully it turned out) of sexually harassing her. it was his way of getting revenge for the truth getting out
@@synaesthesia2010 $
I don't know why, but I really want you guys to review Coneheads (1993).
I know why, cause they quickly mentioned it
may i have 57 words with you?
1993
yes!!
@@RobbieSuede13 thanks
I think the landlord in this episode is a representative for the wishes of James's wife.
Love your work Cinemassacre. Please never stop.
"Hey! Hey! Look at me, This is your fucking store asshole!" My favorite line. Laughed out loud for a solid minute. Looking forward to the new room and organization :) My OCD goes nuts looking at the games and wants to organize everything into their own sections with proper system displays. lol
Is it me or does Tony kind of looks like John Belushi?
Now that you mention it, I can definitely see it. But yeah, more "kind of" than a spitting image.
Jesus Rodriguez lol they’ve mentioned it before on rental reviews I think Tony even comments on it if I recall correctly lol
I will never not look like him
@@HackTheMovies Holy Shiitake! It's YOU! WOW! I've never had a UA-cam Celebrity mssg me, but yeah you do kinda look like John
@@JesusRodriguez-ib8hn I'm not UA-cam celeb yet. I'm UA-cam celeb adjacent
Tony in the red room was the best thing ever. Twin Peaks is so underrated
I roughly got that reference, never even watched the show, but that Eagle Island plushie made me lol
You hear that Diane? They like us.
Just visited the "Double R diner" today. They have a lot of memorabilia on the walls. Great place!
“Jesus Christ vampire hunter”, just saying greatest movie ever
The Jamie Lee Curtis dance always makes me blush.😁
Saw this movie when I was 12 and i was already liking girls. She was my hand crush. 😄😄
Hand crush 😂
Not gonna lie, I nearly pissed myself laughing at that so many thanks for brightening a crap day for me 😄
Its amazing how much knowledge about movies that chewbacca really has.. glad that hes lasted on the show for this long
Yeah, he's really articulate for a Wookie. 😆
Kierbacca
I about pissed myself when Tom Arnold shot at Bill Paxtons feet in True Lies LOL 😆
"Get lost dipshit!" Lmao
I really enjoyed the jazz flute interlude you had going on in the background.
At Christmas time it's time to review Home Alone with Mac talking about it.
Love true lies, the bridge scene is still awesome to this day
@@SniffHeinkel hmm no i didnt, how so?
how bout the whole movie, they dont shoot actionscenes like this anymore
She refused to use a body double and the coolest part was that she did the scene on her birthday.
Da bridge iz auuut!
Love the 80's intro James.
You gotta see the Halloween episodes, the intros for them are amazing
This is probably the best acting I’ve seen in these videos.
That Mr Lobo sets the tone and makes you three engage and be more natural.
Tia Carrere was gorgeous in True Lies. (Also refuse to say she died out also, since she could easily escape via the sunroof)
so freaking hot
Maybe she got rescued by the pelican that caused that one van to fall off the bridge.
Tom Arnold's finest work, apart from The Stupids (which you should also review)
Dan Pantzig! The stupids is amazing
He's his own grampa.
Praise the Lloyd.
I like when he gets kicked in the balls.
You guys need to do Cobra with Sly, "Your a disease....and im the cure."
That movie takes cheese to the very limit before actually being bad
Movies are lost now, they lost all that coolness factor (with extra cheese) from the 80-90's.
I like when the mad bomber threatens to blow up the supermarket and Stallone replies with “Go ahead, I don’t shop here.”
That reply perfectly describes “Cobra” haha
@@jazzwebster9851 well played grammar police, well played.(Golf clap) Lol
You guys missed the funniest part. Where during the striptease Arnold is so blown away by his wife’s dance he drops the tape player.
there are so many amazing details in this film
I remember my cousins wife posted a pic of him watching True Lies. She always wondered why he loved that movie, then she saw Jamie Lee Curtis.
"Now I know why he watches this so much"
The Lobo is the weapon from WWZ (the book - not that train wreck of a film). Sorry, couldn't wait till the end of the video to comment.
“IM NAVEL LINT!” Didn’t know what he said for years
I used to think it was something similar to being impotent lol
Charles Coe exactly
I wish they would have talked about the strip scene. She asked for full control over that scene and nailed it. Everyone on set didn’t know what she had planned and were blown away!
That was her lingerie she used.
James: you forgot the last scene, where Bill Paxton is a waitress and both Arnold and Jamie are dancing tango!... Funny until the end!
Oh my god! The store Mike got put in looks exactly like the VIdeo Game store I worked in back in 96 as a teenager.
Well that brought back some memories!
That intro was amazing! Mr. Lobo has a great B-movie villain voice and laugh. I hope he makes more appearances in future episodes. Excited for the new show with Mike and the new sets.
True Lies is such a great classic film from a time long past when Arnold was on top of the world and kick ass action movies ruled the box office.
Another great review, awesome work as always James and Cinemassacre team!
Great movie. Seen it at the theater when I was 8
Thank God for rental reviews. I am really exited that you guys are going to have more reviews of great stuff from "the good old days" of the 80s/90s.
Bill Paxton was also in Commando.
We lost em, sir!
also in the Terminator
@@aaronwood8110 I think they mentioned that
@@violentken5914 they didn't mention Commando
@@Ribby00 Yes, awesome
Jamie Lee Curtis ass. Best part of the film in my opinion. It was fantastic. 🤣👍
Duke Togo Have to give you a “thumbs up” for the avatar.
For those who _haven’t_ seen TRUE LIES yet.... well, what are you waiting for? Golgo out there and get a copy!
Objectifying much?
Reducing a whole smart and funny woman to a piece of flesh.
@@HelgaCavoli
@@moviemetalhead 😂😂😂😂
@@HelgaCavoli You win.
No woman has ever been, or can ever be attractive.
Is that better?
One of the best films from my youth. I remember being so excited to buy it for my Dad at Christmas.
Christ, the beginning! I just kept skipping 20-60 seconds at a time and it never seemed to end!