Joe Rogan : CARTEL Submarines Before GTA 6 😳

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  • @joyhebertbumgarden557
    @joyhebertbumgarden557 Місяць тому +415

    DON'T SLEEP ON THE AMERICAN COAST GUARD!!!!!

    • @thomasparkes5707
      @thomasparkes5707 Місяць тому +10

      Coast guard legit asf

    • @russnunn2456
      @russnunn2456 Місяць тому +3

      Fighting that tax war like real g,s

    • @ronaldlewter4670
      @ronaldlewter4670 Місяць тому +7

      Them coast guardians no joke

    • @jarjarbooty600
      @jarjarbooty600 Місяць тому +3

      This one of the two cool things you can do in the coast guard lmao

    • @Thawhid
      @Thawhid Місяць тому

      They are actually defending your country. Not our unfortunate puppets being forced to fight in the middle east for profit and fake justice. If it ain't our soldiers it's proxy and taxpayer down the drain, like I$rael for example

  • @neilbowman573
    @neilbowman573 Місяць тому +202

    Coast Guard is eligible for Delta. They're more dangerous than you think they are.

    • @Shannonmcneely
      @Shannonmcneely Місяць тому +2

      Absolutely 💯!!!

    • @jessejennings3828
      @jessejennings3828 Місяць тому +4

      Why didn't the sub just dive?

    • @user-oh4ue5gt6r
      @user-oh4ue5gt6r Місяць тому

      Ou​@@Shannonmcneely1w331313²

    • @LORDSQUEEJIUS
      @LORDSQUEEJIUS Місяць тому

      @@jessejennings3828 it’s not actually a real sub. it’s a submerged boat modified to stay right under the surface of the water to avoid being caught smuggling drugs into our waters. if they tried to dive they’d start filling up with water within minutes.

    • @ReeferSmoker
      @ReeferSmoker Місяць тому +20

      @@jessejennings3828 it's not a real sub, it relies on an air tube for oxygen. It's more similar to an early design uboat. I highly doubt they have liquid oxygen, electrolytic oxygen generators or CO2 scrubbers to do a proper dive.

  • @Drthulhu
    @Drthulhu Місяць тому +104

    Coast guard gets joked about too much. Those dudes are freakin awesome!

  • @JamesHeinrich-vk7vz
    @JamesHeinrich-vk7vz Місяць тому +38

    Imagine this was your instructions when you get to work in the morning?
    "alright, you're gonna jump on a submarine from a boat moving at high speeds. Then take your lunch break" lol.

  • @michaellaviolette1948
    @michaellaviolette1948 Місяць тому +47

    It not just now. It has been going on for over 30 years and was known by DEA.

    • @terencemcgeown2358
      @terencemcgeown2358 Місяць тому +5

      The DEA only go after the non CIA funded imports though.

  • @c4yourself319
    @c4yourself319 28 днів тому +5

    Coast Guard is the second most difficult boot camp, no. 1 being the Marines

  • @kahlybfriend3900
    @kahlybfriend3900 Місяць тому +8

    Red white and blue flow through those fucking veins let’s fucking go WOOO

  • @ryansharp4691
    @ryansharp4691 24 дні тому +3

    "Those guys are hopped up on steroids and America." LOL!!!!

  • @charliesschroedinger
    @charliesschroedinger Місяць тому +9

    ... hears banging on the hatch...
    " DIVE DIVE DIIIIIVE!"
    😂

    • @cristianportillo9834
      @cristianportillo9834 Місяць тому +3

      What's what I was thinking what's stopping them from just going down like dude u in a sub use it

    • @charliesschroedinger
      @charliesschroedinger Місяць тому

      @@cristianportillo9834 be out be out be out! 👍🤣

    • @MistaLoVo
      @MistaLoVo Місяць тому

      @cristianportillo9834 Swimmm Swimmm 😂

    • @user-uc8rk4yr5v
      @user-uc8rk4yr5v 22 дні тому +1

      😅😂 yea dive turn lose them sniff sniff😅😂😂

    • @arabscamel1034
      @arabscamel1034 18 днів тому +2

      A submarine is classified as one based on percentage covered by water. A submersible doesn't have to be fully submerged and most submarines aren't. Not the ones you're going to see the cartel driving around at least. They still use oxygen from the surface. No cartel is going to be pumping millions into submarines that can fully submerge which would probably just be taken by the government at some point anyways.

  • @cherissewinkle5135
    @cherissewinkle5135 Місяць тому +10

    Coast Guards are top soldiers. Highly trained elite crew.
    Totally fearless
    They would have killed " Fear Factor"

  • @melissabonilla7673
    @melissabonilla7673 Місяць тому +3

    Man them Coast Guards are insane! They just jump on this Sub like nothing! AMERICAN BADASSES

  • @fabiolito28
    @fabiolito28 Місяць тому +18

    Shooting holes? More like dropping nades

  • @Unavailable_Username.
    @Unavailable_Username. Місяць тому +21

    “Pull up the video of a bear banging on a submarine hatch”

  • @martinbock191
    @martinbock191 Місяць тому +6

    two cartel experts

  • @ericgallipoli
    @ericgallipoli День тому

    “Hopped up on steroids and America” 😂😂😂😂😂 💀

  • @angelolualdi1837
    @angelolualdi1837 Місяць тому +25

    That's right Joe, RED WHITE AND BLUE!!!

    • @garethsykes2779
      @garethsykes2779 Місяць тому +2

      Shouldve had that Creedence song playing in the background ... Fortunate Son

    • @nickc6842
      @nickc6842 Місяць тому +1

      Russian flag colors lol

    • @spudwickthrockmorton2112
      @spudwickthrockmorton2112 Місяць тому

      @@nickc6842also france and malaysia and like 40 other countries

    • @nickc6842
      @nickc6842 Місяць тому

      @@spudwickthrockmorton2112 yeah but Russia is "the enemy" so that's why I thought it was funny

  • @user-qn6uz7wm1t
    @user-qn6uz7wm1t Місяць тому +4

    With Government steroids and the purest cocaine possible anything is possible

  • @DeboraLevin
    @DeboraLevin 9 днів тому +1

    It's not really a submarine..it's like a skimmer. Theirs another one that rids a little lower.

  • @mineantoine1248
    @mineantoine1248 Місяць тому +60

    That not à submarine its a boat that mainly is underwater

    • @Devestatix
      @Devestatix Місяць тому +14

      A semi-submersible

    • @lutskeWetterpes
      @lutskeWetterpes Місяць тому

      Always a critit 🙄

    • @greengoblin876
      @greengoblin876 Місяць тому

      ​@@Devestatixno... Just no, were the US civil war monitors classed as " semi submersible"? Just because they had very little freeboard!

    • @treymorris301
      @treymorris301 Місяць тому +4

      I’m actually a submarine salesman and that’s one that I sold in the vid

    • @lutskeWetterpes
      @lutskeWetterpes Місяць тому

      @@treymorris301 careful, they might come for you 🤣🤣🤣

  • @matthewheathcock
    @matthewheathcock 16 днів тому

    You got any brick barracudas on the boat

  • @TheGirlDadJake0911
    @TheGirlDadJake0911 Місяць тому +1

    I can tell you right now that kitted up guy is NOT coast guard lol

  • @sweetscorpionkiss
    @sweetscorpionkiss Місяць тому +1

    These men are the heroes for sure.

  • @outlawaz1266
    @outlawaz1266 Місяць тому +1

    They been doing that since the 90's it started in Colombia

  • @denysnuttall1706
    @denysnuttall1706 10 днів тому +1

    Strictly speaking they are semi submersible,not submarines

  • @user-jd9sj1mq2b
    @user-jd9sj1mq2b Місяць тому +2

    There is some farmer on that sub, if not a kid. Chances that they are armed are fairly low, those sending the subs off and picking them up most likely are armed though.

    • @robertcedeno7093
      @robertcedeno7093 Місяць тому

      Plus
      Most likely they are the decoy
      While the real loads come thru
      Like clockwork by state officials
      And politicians

  • @venomg5799
    @venomg5799 Місяць тому +1

    At that point, you need to go to the bottom of the water. It's a freaking sub marine

    • @michaelhawkins9457
      @michaelhawkins9457 Місяць тому

      Ong like they just opened the hatch up like must be my boss😂

  • @MrSonnyProductions
    @MrSonnyProductions Місяць тому +1

    They'll evolve soon enough and start using AI to do unmanned missions

  • @daveknight3940
    @daveknight3940 Місяць тому

    Bang on the door as you pull the pin...
    just for safety. ;)

  • @runpullfourskinz6796
    @runpullfourskinz6796 23 дні тому

    Imagine buying a whole ass submarine to smuggle drugs and not fully submerging it.

  • @catherinecaquias2620
    @catherinecaquias2620 Місяць тому

    Looks like a typical Florida Man weekend beach trip…🤣

  • @mickiallen5348
    @mickiallen5348 19 днів тому

    Some of the best times in my life were in the Coast Guard!

  • @ChinChecker22
    @ChinChecker22 Місяць тому +10

    Bad ass s***....thats a semi submersible tho

  • @theduragdan
    @theduragdan 29 днів тому

    bro as a hispanic... you cant fuckin stop these hispanics 😂😂😂 gotta respect the hustle, you say no i find a way to say yes

  • @all4runner316
    @all4runner316 18 днів тому

    Bang bang bang, Housekeeping.

  • @jamesbennett3849
    @jamesbennett3849 19 днів тому +1

    I love my military 😎

  • @DCapybara
    @DCapybara 11 днів тому

    Okay but what would happen if the guys inside the sub just decided not to open the hatch? And to add to that - to make it even more fun, they decide to also descent down

  • @colshyp2172
    @colshyp2172 Місяць тому

    Those subs are probably better built than oceangate

  • @Josh-gc5zh
    @Josh-gc5zh Місяць тому +1

    Joe thinks everyone is on roids lol . Quite funny to always hear it from Joe's chops .

  • @zach0007
    @zach0007 Місяць тому +28

    Why do they even open the hatch... do they really think its their grubhub? Why don't they just go back under?

    • @imoddwhocares
      @imoddwhocares Місяць тому +17

      You can come up to the air, or be sunk to the bottom of the ocean in a metal coffin.

    • @Anonymous8317
      @Anonymous8317 Місяць тому +10

      They are not actual submarines. They just ride very very low on the surface and if they didn’t open that hatch, they would be stopped by any means necessary.

    • @zmc50
      @zmc50 Місяць тому +7

      They don’t go fully under they ride at the water line

    • @toastedt140
      @toastedt140 Місяць тому +5

      Watch a video of a full encounter. The first thing they do once finding one is disable the engines usually with small arms fire. Then they start banging on the hull and yelling in spanish "Hey bro we don't really give a fuck if you wanna sink, our parts done. Come out if you want to live."

    • @user-ck2ie9fw8v
      @user-ck2ie9fw8v Місяць тому +2

      Depth charges are time tested and perfected😂😂

  • @willlopes7010
    @willlopes7010 Місяць тому +1

    So why not go under water when they're banging on that hatch

    • @darkdeath2529
      @darkdeath2529 Місяць тому

      The whole clip looks like training, or propaganda at best

  • @YTfrosty_bionic
    @YTfrosty_bionic 28 днів тому

    Why doesn’t the sub just descend? 😂 there’s someone on our sub….. go down or they rain bullets

  • @georgiaborgford5474
    @georgiaborgford5474 Місяць тому

    That's awesome. Real men in action ❤

  • @user-eq9kg3om3e
    @user-eq9kg3om3e Місяць тому

    Just dive 😂😂😂😂

  • @grindcaft2153
    @grindcaft2153 Місяць тому

    I mean a couple of grenades and boom no sub

  • @hothatch1520
    @hothatch1520 25 днів тому +1

    Maybe they can use that same energy at the southern border

  • @teddicusboozicus8017
    @teddicusboozicus8017 Місяць тому

    Just sink the subs and claim they are pirates.

  • @michalpowell3549
    @michalpowell3549 Місяць тому +1

    Why so gung ho. Ya got um!

  • @user-im3xg1is9l
    @user-im3xg1is9l Місяць тому

    The time have come it’s just the beginning

  • @softgreen
    @softgreen 24 дні тому

    Let the hole shabang 🎉

  • @MyBaLLsBLoNg
    @MyBaLLsBLoNg Місяць тому

    These subs have large openings at the bottom just for this reason. When approached by coast guard they pull the interior plugs out and the whole sub sinks most of the time before CG even reached them. Then they ask for help, “their boat just sank”. With no proof they are usually let on board and helped.

  • @dagwoodchat6350
    @dagwoodchat6350 Місяць тому

    They been doing this for years bro.

  • @osbaldohernandez9174
    @osbaldohernandez9174 Місяць тому

    Seen a video on how they make them they said it’s not the best but for one trip it works so you have to risk it

  • @SmokinZa
    @SmokinZa Місяць тому

    What if the submarine started to go under water ???

  • @ronnelljones9912
    @ronnelljones9912 28 днів тому

    US Coast Guard and the Navy Seals boys don't play🦾

  • @soggywaffles7697
    @soggywaffles7697 Місяць тому

    They’re not so much submarines as they are low visibility boats. They don’t got much buoyancy control if any. That’s why the coast guard are just hoppin on.

  • @user-im3xg1is9l
    @user-im3xg1is9l Місяць тому

    One out of 65

  • @oB_Session
    @oB_Session Місяць тому

    Why not just go back under?! Lol

  • @LizzyDidntDoIt
    @LizzyDidntDoIt 17 днів тому

    Everyone loves to talk crap all over the Coast Guard (and Airforce) until the Coast Guard starts doing Coast Guard sh*t 🙌🏼

  • @theatomic430
    @theatomic430 4 дні тому +1

    Apparently the answer is obvious, but why can't the submarine just dive deep and escape?

    • @Marc_Araujo
      @Marc_Araujo День тому +1

      Because it's not a real submarine. They're not engineered to dive, but skim just below the surface of the water to disguise them.

    • @theatomic430
      @theatomic430 День тому +2

      @@Marc_Araujo Thanks. Guess I was fooled by the title which states "CARTEL Submarines..."

  • @nikolaivista920
    @nikolaivista920 19 годин тому

    The cartels need to just buy a few Akula class submarines from Russia and this problem is solved! Nobody going to bang on a submarine at 333 fathoms (2,000 feet). I guarantee that!!!

  • @marcochang3141
    @marcochang3141 Місяць тому

    DIVE DIVE DIVE

  • @MrMiffy1984
    @MrMiffy1984 Місяць тому

    Trust me bro

  • @noahlockhart9946
    @noahlockhart9946 Місяць тому

    Why dont the subs just go under water

  • @user-fm6ut6tv2v
    @user-fm6ut6tv2v Місяць тому

    the day going to end up when they think about coming to the states

  • @HurlingMongroach
    @HurlingMongroach Місяць тому +2

    This is such a old clip

  • @tooshady47446ttv
    @tooshady47446ttv Місяць тому

    It's not a submersible lol it's a moving buoy

  • @butchvollett9227
    @butchvollett9227 Місяць тому

    Why don't they just submerge???

  • @Matt-the-Wise
    @Matt-the-Wise Місяць тому +7

    Get up out of there! Youre screwed buddy boy, bc there's a hotel room and then big city apartment with a free debit card waiting on you! Yeah, real terrifying situation. Probably why they didnt just stay under in the sub

  • @RobertMuerto
    @RobertMuerto 29 днів тому

    All drugs should be and will be at some point LEGAL

  • @user-gg4qs7fm2g
    @user-gg4qs7fm2g Місяць тому

    Hahaha love you Jo Ro ,❤️💪🇺🇸

  • @user-jl5hb2yx9j
    @user-jl5hb2yx9j Місяць тому

    What’s the point of a semi - submarine?!?! The cartel can’t afford a real submarine??? fuckn buy a real sub Cartel , I want my weed for affordable prices .

  • @crangel8623
    @crangel8623 Місяць тому

    Thank you joe biden for protecting our country

  • @Jason-gr3zm
    @Jason-gr3zm Місяць тому

    Coast guard keeps drugs expensive saving lives and mouths fed drugs are an important bone in America like the back bone!

  • @Savagehamm7644
    @Savagehamm7644 Місяць тому

    Damn Joe always tries to put everyone on steroids

  • @Jg12331
    @Jg12331 Місяць тому

    USA 🇺🇸

  • @carlosfigueroajr9141
    @carlosfigueroajr9141 Місяць тому

    🍻💪🇺🇲💪🇺🇲💪🇺🇲

  • @rickymarino1208
    @rickymarino1208 29 днів тому

    they take it n sell it on thd streets9f america

  • @DirtyB112
    @DirtyB112 Місяць тому

    Yet people can cross a border like nothing 😂

  • @jonmatrix2033
    @jonmatrix2033 Місяць тому

    Just go back under water an they drown. Just saying

  • @OddOgrePR
    @OddOgrePR Місяць тому

    😂😂😂😂

  • @captainshaunhodgins5709
    @captainshaunhodgins5709 Місяць тому

    😂😂😂

  • @Praiseboognishmang
    @Praiseboognishmang Місяць тому

    They are really putting a dent in the amount of drugs that are brought in. 😂😂😂😂 well done.

  • @47anthrax
    @47anthrax 21 день тому

    Alto two barcow

  • @user-kw7ej1ut7g
    @user-kw7ej1ut7g Місяць тому +1

    We should all b addicted to red white and blue

  • @peteradelman4584
    @peteradelman4584 Місяць тому

    Coast guard is like don't worry, we'll cut it and move it for you.

  • @g86vw70
    @g86vw70 Місяць тому

    I wonder who they voted for 🤔🤔 lol

  • @ChrisDeVarro
    @ChrisDeVarro Місяць тому

    Steroids and America! Lol

  • @dimebagvinnie644
    @dimebagvinnie644 Місяць тому +2

    these guys are Comedians, and they never funny

    • @christophezecheru5440
      @christophezecheru5440 Місяць тому +3

      To call Joe Rogan a comedian is an insult to comedy. He is horrible. But he is a good podcaster and a good commentator.

    • @martinhonan9588
      @martinhonan9588 Місяць тому

      Your life is pretty comical 😊

  • @davegcomedy1267
    @davegcomedy1267 Місяць тому

    That’s propaganda

  • @rnichol22
    @rnichol22 Місяць тому

    Not a sub

  • @Insomniac_2030
    @Insomniac_2030 Місяць тому

    why don't they make the sub dive instead of opening the hatch??? 🤔

  • @jarjarbooty600
    @jarjarbooty600 Місяць тому +5

    This the only cool thing the coat guard does. They usually sit in pontoon boats and sail next to ships 40x the size of the one they are in that are headed off to deployment.

    • @jillthompson1248
      @jillthompson1248 Місяць тому +1

      Coast guard doesn’t deploy to any other country they are only here unlike national guard who deploy to everywhere

    • @4muttsbbq97
      @4muttsbbq97 Місяць тому

      @@jillthompson1248 Coast Guard travels all over the world even has deployments in Bahrain

    • @jillthompson1248
      @jillthompson1248 Місяць тому +1

      @@4muttsbbq97 you are right I had to look it up but they go everywhere I thought they only did our coasts ocean and lakes and rivers but I was wrong they go everywhere. Thanks

    • @4muttsbbq97
      @4muttsbbq97 Місяць тому +1

      @@jillthompson1248 its actually amazing what they do on an annual budget of about $14Billion ... i think many dont realize all the USCG really does - thanks for taking a moment to look them up

  • @amandabeck2024
    @amandabeck2024 Місяць тому

    Yea. What people don't realize about those subs is that in reality they are flimsy fiberglass pieces of shit with a Subaru engine and a satellite phone for navigation.

  • @brucemillerick3178
    @brucemillerick3178 Місяць тому

    What a joke catch 1 out of 99 that comes in

  • @DCapybara
    @DCapybara 11 днів тому

    Okay but what would happen if the guys inside the sub just decided not to open the hatch? And to add to that - to make it even more fun, they decide to also descent down

    • @walk_in_solo1543
      @walk_in_solo1543 7 днів тому

      They're as submerged as much as they can without sinking. Calling them submarines is a bit misleading.

    • @MaddogMaddu
      @MaddogMaddu 7 днів тому

      The problem would be, regarding the fact that they can't realy dive, that the coast guard just has to call in a bigger ship, tow that "submarine" to their own ship and drag them to a harbour.
      There you just lift them out of the water and wait, till they come out by themself. 😏