Brady you're a piece of shit pussy liberal who sits home and plays keyboard warrior because men and women have fought and given up their lives so you have the ability to remain ignorant and stupid. If you don't like the sacrifice the men and women of the military have made then leave the fucking country. You wont be missed I promise
@phyllis brady if they don't commit genocides then somebody else will. And that somebody else probably won't be commiting genocides for there nations freedom.
I brought a chic to my barracks and told her the same thing. Been dodging her for the past 18 years. CHILD SUPPORT ANTI-TERROR RANGER. No condoms lead the way. 😂😂😂
Fucking great stuff I love the '''One two three, you're not motivated, wee wee wee, I want my milk and cookies, you're pissin me off, you're 'bout to get this work, I hate you stinky privates, get your back straight, we're just getting started, MUHAHAHA'' xD
Joe McElyea I know Trans folk in the military. They fight for the same reasons cis folk do. The military teaches respect for all, I don't know what happened to that.
The funniest thing that happened to me in Boot Camp. We had a Turd (everyone does) that just couldn't get it together no matter how much we tired to motivate him....... The DS got all of us in formation and had the Turd seated on the floor with a GI galvanized bucket full of hot/soapy water and a GI toilet brush between his legs. He made the Turd scrub his back with the toilet brush and repeat "I'm-a-Shit-Bird, Pop-Poopy-Do". The DS told us if we laugh he was gonna PT us until we died. That was the funniest and most painful couple of minutes I've ever experienced and I've been around for a loooong time.
"I'll PT you until u fuckin' die." Sounds like my RDC's from the Navy. Very serious Filipino folk, but when you worked hard, they did acknowledge you, but didn't let it get to your head. Their acknowledgement was assignment of more work. LOL DoD had a huge cultural shift right after I got out... sad to see this trigger card bullshit going on at TSC. Really sad. Try that if you become a POW for fucking ISIS, right in your own damn home country -- how's that? Captured, out shopping for your fucking Prada and shit.
ONE...TWO...THREE....YOUR NOT MOTIVATED...YOU WANT YOUR MILK AND COOKIES....WHAH, WHAH, WHAH...!! Very true! Basic = Summer, 1985, Fort Leonard Wood, Mo.
The only Army youtuber I've found that actually reminds me of my Drill Sergeants back in '99 at Knox. I literally crack up at every line. Thank you for showing people what a real Drill Sergeant is. Not this nonsense in some of the official Army videos.
Joe Close Not everyone gets stress cards or phones, one of the things that annoys me about the military. I can gladly say when i graduated in June of this year, my OSUT didnt have stress cards, we had phones once a week ( we got them in white phase for about 10 minutes, a half hour in blue, and by ait we had them for pass). Our Drill Sergeants were just like thr ones in the video.
"1-2-3 you're-not moti-vated, you're pissing-me-off" bro that shit gave me ptsd 😭😭😭 I knew shit was gonna get worse when I hear a DS singing that shit while smoking us
My MCJROTC teacher was a Former Drill Instructor. Master Sergeant. The assistant teacher was a Major. Master Sergeant has yet to put on his Smokey, but his voice is terrifying when I heard him inspecting other cadets during drill..
My drill sgt: “You’re not motivated.” “One!” “Sound like shit.” “Two!” “Better sound off.” “Three!” “Or you’re gonna get it.” “Four!” ... Lol ah good times
1982 I swear to god this is the same drill that came to meet us and take us to Benning. Drill, you haven't aged a day man, lookin good! Six years later I'm an instructor in the Q Course and guess who shows up as one of my students!? Yes, my f**ing drill sergeant! There is a God! Actually, he was a great soldier and made it though no sweat....but to see him standing there was funny as hell and I now outranked him lol.......DROP!!!!!!.....good times, good times......
That chanting during pushups is kind'a real, and would make me laugh through my exercise until I collapse and then they yell, "What's so fuckin' funny!!"
ROFL! "Waah Waah Waah.... I wanna go home... I want my milk & cookies.... I want my TV.... you're not really tryin.... you're pissin me off...." - are you sure you're real name isn't DS Lattimore?
Love your videos. Although I never served in the armed forces, I can say there is a lot similarity in certain situations and the different types of people you come across in the fire service.
"Waaah, waaah, waaah... I want my milk and cookies..." Such a classic DS line :p :v Jan. '09, Ft. Benning, GA; 2nd Platoon Kodiaks, Charlie Company, Delta 365 hooah!!!
Everybody’s talking about their old experiences and the leg in the chow hall but I haven’t seen a single comment about how amazing that rob zombie Moses love child comment was
I hear even the Marine training have been "easing up" on the recruits these days just due to the "Im offended at everything" attitude Americans have grown into. I guess our military and weapon payloads compensate for at least that
My son is a soldier now, and they are no doubt softer and less disciplined than back in my day. Drill Sgt would skull drag you for hours on end and constantly tagteam with other drills. It was horrible. I loved it
front leaning rest position! Incadance! 1 2 3, 1 ah those were the days 2000 - 2005 Army. You do a perfect drill sgt from back then, gives me flash backs.
I joined the army in 1997 and did my basic training in Fort Benning 11 bravo, and watching this guy gives me PTSD it’s almost like he was there. Drill Sergeant Crumb and Drill Sargent Fobs smoked our ass’s so hard. We embarrassed drill sergeant one day he took us back to the barracks flipped up our racks close the windows turned off the AC and smoked us until the walls were sweating that was a bad day.
I had an army infantry turned firecontrolman RDC. He always used the terms "Im excited, its about to get hot in here!" or "you are gonna push the f$@#!%# earth today!"
This modern day private looks like he just did 12 tours in Afghanistan in a special ops company lol.
@@petersiano3437 thanks
@phyllis brady against people who want to commit genocide to you?
Brady you're a piece of shit pussy liberal who sits home and plays keyboard warrior because men and women have fought and given up their lives so you have the ability to remain ignorant and stupid. If you don't like the sacrifice the men and women of the military have made then leave the fucking country. You wont be missed I promise
@@oef4armyvet.ipconflict422 wow that was perfectly put
@phyllis brady if they don't commit genocides then somebody else will. And that somebody else probably won't be commiting genocides for there nations freedom.
that 'Pvt' looks like a hardcore vet to me lol...
emarine he is
Yup.
Rip van winkle and Moses had a love child.
If you look up mbest11 video “How to be a Crossfitter” it’s the same guy
That Pvt. has seen some shit😂
"you got 12 seconds, and i mean 12 seconds, to get to the got damn chow hall and get your leg back" bruh 💀
Equal opportunity, am I right?
But Sarge
Ehh, not a fan of the gd, and moses reference. Sorry, but goodluck out there. Im out.
@@brianmelvin7695 nobody cares.
@@dynestis2875 God is important.. trust me.
"Yeah I dont wear condoms either, you're right."
Hell just frozen over, because a DS agreeing must be a sign of the apocalypse, right? Any vets please tell me I'm at least half right?
Jon Ericson usually on about 99% of things yes but the condom thing is facts lol. 🤣
XD
@@JnEricsonx
The only part you got right is the “half right,” so, HALF RIGHT, FACE! FRONT LEAN AND REST POSITION, MOVE! down... UP!
@@JnEricsonx I managed to get a agreement from a DS once but it wasn't a good one.....
"youre about to get this work" lmfaoo
Hard work work.
@@nickmaille5951 I get up, 'bout a quarter tah two. Just in time, tah look at you.
Best part of the whole video!!!!
WHAA!! WHAA!! WHAA!!!
I brought a chic to my barracks and told her the same thing. Been dodging her for the past 18 years. CHILD SUPPORT ANTI-TERROR RANGER. No condoms lead the way. 😂😂😂
"Ya..i guess you right i dont wear condoms either" that shit had me dying!
"Mat best taught me"😂😂😂😂 Ive seen his videos and that had me dying
Matt knows Best
Old School DS wouldn't know what a PT belt was, either.
Fucking great stuff I love the
'''One two three, you're not motivated, wee wee wee, I want my milk and cookies, you're pissin me off, you're 'bout to get this work, I hate you stinky privates, get your back straight, we're just getting started, MUHAHAHA'' xD
that took me back to my days spent at Ft. Knox !!
Yep, same here, OSUT at Knox in the summer of '96. I haven't heard that sh*t in years :D
Osut at Leonard Wood
that made me miss all the good crap we went through listening to stuff like that lol!
Got to make sure you respect the modern Private's gender identity.
especially those of attack helicopter. infantry turns into aviation in one second
Count Raven lmao
If they can pick up a weapon, who gives a shit. Have some respect for choice, because in the end, they'd probably still be able to kick your ass.
Joe McElyea I know Trans folk in the military. They fight for the same reasons cis folk do. The military teaches respect for all, I don't know what happened to that.
OdiseusPrime lmao preach
The funniest thing that happened to me in Boot Camp. We had a Turd (everyone does) that just couldn't get it together no matter how much we tired to motivate him....... The DS got all of us in formation and had the Turd seated on the floor with a GI galvanized bucket full of hot/soapy water and a GI toilet brush between his legs. He made the Turd scrub his back with the toilet brush and repeat "I'm-a-Shit-Bird, Pop-Poopy-Do". The DS told us if we laugh he was gonna PT us until we died. That was the funniest and most painful couple of minutes I've ever experienced and I've been around for a loooong time.
My platoon would have been dumbasses and laughed. that sounds hilarious
Very creative, but today, that would get you Leavenworth.
A turd is someone who smells?
"I'll PT you until u fuckin' die." Sounds like my RDC's from the Navy. Very serious Filipino folk, but when you worked hard, they did acknowledge you, but didn't let it get to your head. Their acknowledgement was assignment of more work. LOL DoD had a huge cultural shift right after I got out... sad to see this trigger card bullshit going on at TSC. Really sad. Try that if you become a POW for fucking ISIS, right in your own damn home country -- how's that? Captured, out shopping for your fucking Prada and shit.
@@ketofitforlife2917 Was the Filipino in question the Lizard King?
ONE...TWO...THREE....YOUR NOT MOTIVATED...YOU WANT YOUR MILK AND COOKIES....WHAH, WHAH, WHAH...!! Very true! Basic = Summer, 1985, Fort Leonard Wood, Mo.
christophermacdog it was just like that at basic, also in fort Leonard Missouri, I graduated in September
@@cobyanderson2969 I just graduated in November 8th it was fun experience.
Stop stop stop if it ain't Benning it's POG vacation camp
ft leonardwood,july 1988,echo 3-10!! whoahhhh
I leave for LWOOD the 3rd. Couldn't be more excited
Please tell me I'm not the only one that died when he was trying to do a half right face 😂😂😂😂😂
Maize Militia Got me too 🤣🤣🤣
I cracked up also cause that shit happened too me with my leg, but I thought man I'm gonna burn in hell for laughing...... he's fn awesome thou!
@@24dwrb lilho
The only Army youtuber I've found that actually reminds me of my Drill Sergeants back in '99 at Knox. I literally crack up at every line. Thank you for showing people what a real Drill Sergeant is. Not this nonsense in some of the official Army videos.
besides the uniforms it was still that way in 08- March 09. then it cclosed. it's crazy what basic has become now.
Joe Close sadly the stress card isn't a rumor my niece is currently in basic. she gets her phone and a stress card.
Yo I was just telling a buddy of mine about how the guy in this video looked like one of my drill's from Knox. I was also there in '99. LOL.
I didnt get a stress card or my phone wtf, and I was at Ft Jackson. B 2-13 Inf Regt. Jun 6 - Aug 13
Joe Close Not everyone gets stress cards or phones, one of the things that annoys me about the military. I can gladly say when i graduated in June of this year, my OSUT didnt have stress cards, we had phones once a week ( we got them in white phase for about 10 minutes, a half hour in blue, and by ait we had them for pass). Our Drill Sergeants were just like thr ones in the video.
The Pvt looks like he already went through everything and is about to do a NG++ play through
Old school Drill Sergeant would not be asking where the PT belt is. We did not have those stupid things in basic back in the day!
What? You didn't? How come any of you are still alive?
We didn’t have pt belts in basic and I went to basic in 2017
It’s AIT when we get them
TreyBands The fuck? I went to basic Fort Sill 2016 and we had belts. Must be budget cuts.
Ninja4Hire ya man, I remember people runnin last us in belts and some people saying that’s ait cuz they got belts. We never get em
That private looked like he served 2 tours in Af, 2 tours in Syria , a Navy Seal Op. 😂😂😂
Army.ranger actually
That "Private" is scarier than the Drill Seargant this time lol
"1-2-3 you're-not moti-vated, you're pissing-me-off" bro that shit gave me ptsd 😭😭😭 I knew shit was gonna get worse when I hear a DS singing that shit while smoking us
Pretty funny!
WHY AM I FINDING YOU ALL OVER UA-cam (MY CAPS LOCK IS BROKEN)
damn that dude is jacked
It's what happens we you can only do arms and no leg day or cardio
rip
Marksman 5147 That was the most ignorant comment I've ever read in my life. He does leg day.
i think he meant legs day, he cant do legs day only leg day.
Marksman 5147 bruh he does leg day, squats more with one leg than you can with two
Owen Martinelli the dudes name is Derek weida, he's ex military, got shot in the leg and they amputated it.
"Why the f*ck you look like rob zombie f*cked Moses, and had a love child?" My god, I almost died after that
“Attention!, half right, face!”
“Fuck.”
I felt that on a personal level
Rip Van Winkle and Rip Van Winkle only. lol
The DS banter was great, our DS would say that shit to us all the time, although 1 man smoming sessions? That happened only twice in 19 weeks lol.
"i left it in the chow hall sern't" I lost it 😂😂😂😂
My 5th grader teacher was a DS in the 80's and when he's pissed no stopping him..
SkazrePlays my dream teacher is a DI or DS
My principal in middle school was a ds in the rangers the man liked to yell all the time i dont think he had a regular specking voice
My MCJROTC teacher was a Former Drill Instructor. Master Sergeant. The assistant teacher was a Major. Master Sergeant has yet to put on his Smokey, but his voice is terrifying when I heard him inspecting other cadets during drill..
Shit I had one 5th grade would throw desk etc
@@kuiper921 no its not it aint fun
“Half right! Huh!”
**struggling to move prosthetic leg**
“Fuck!”
"Where the (beep) is your leg, Pri'at?" Yusha is golden as DS Old School.
When Rasputin joins the us army 😂
“I hate you stinky privates, get your back straight, we’re just gettin’ started” 😂😂 love these videos
Best drill Sargent
you better square that spelling away, pri'te.
Drill Sar'nt*
I ain’t scared of you big Drill!
My dd214 keeps you away at night lol
My drill sgt:
“You’re not motivated.”
“One!”
“Sound like shit.”
“Two!”
“Better sound off.”
“Three!”
“Or you’re gonna get it.”
“Four!”
...
Lol ah good times
1982 I swear to god this is the same drill that came to meet us and take us to Benning. Drill, you haven't aged a day man, lookin good! Six years later I'm an instructor in the Q Course and guess who shows up as one of my students!? Yes, my f**ing drill sergeant! There is a God! Actually, he was a great soldier and made it though no sweat....but to see him standing there was funny as hell and I now outranked him lol.......DROP!!!!!!.....good times, good times......
I cant help but burst out laughing whenever he says "ATTENT-HUH!" "HALFRIGHT-HUH!"
"pt belts and condoms"
Lmfao
This guy makes me laugh. He's like young black R. Lee Ermy. Definitely nails the old school drill instructor act.
That chanting during pushups is kind'a real, and would make me laugh through my exercise until I collapse and then they yell, "What's so fuckin' funny!!"
ROFL! "Waah Waah Waah.... I wanna go home... I want my milk & cookies.... I want my TV.... you're not really tryin.... you're pissin me off...." - are you sure you're real name isn't DS Lattimore?
That moment when Private becomes a one syllable word haha :)
Love your videos. Although I never served in the armed forces, I can say there is a lot similarity in certain situations and the different types of people you come across in the fire service.
I LEFT IT IN THE CHOW HALL DRILL SERGEANT.
"Waaah, waaah, waaah... I want my milk and cookies..." Such a classic DS line :p :v
Jan. '09, Ft. Benning, GA; 2nd Platoon Kodiaks, Charlie Company, Delta 365 hooah!!!
Haaallllffff riiiighhtt!Huuuaa!!🤣🤣🤣
I felt so bad when he had him turn.
:( lol bless the troops man
"Where'd ya leg go pry?" "I left it at the chow hall drill sergeant"
Half Right Face . . .Front Leanin Rest position...ah memories...Tell my mom I did my best, bury me in the leanin rest
I'm on a plane right now and I'm laughing so hard people around me are staring.
Fucking Derek Weida XD
Everybody’s talking about their old experiences and the leg in the chow hall but I haven’t seen a single comment about how amazing that rob zombie Moses love child comment was
this was comedy gold lol
I hear even the Marine training have been "easing up" on the recruits these days just due to the "Im offended at everything" attitude Americans have grown into. I guess our military and weapon payloads compensate for at least that
bowlofarthritus what do u mean by “easing up”?
@Solus your homophobia is showing
do you have emotions bro?!
@riptide 23 What happened to Sparta? Oh right, they collapsed. Because of gay Greeks.
That is an ignorant target. I’m gay and I’m no sissy suck up. I love my country and that is that. I’d be proud to die for it.
I love the deebo music in the beginning lmaoo
My drill seargent told me that I would wake up eventually and then he called me sleeping beauty. The day went down hill from there
😂😂😂
Only reason I know the older cadences is because of my dad singing em all day long, he likes the old ones
Genius... bringing Derek Weida into the videos
"whaa whaa whaa, I want my milk and cookies" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Why in the fuck do you look like Rob Zombie fucked Moses and had a love child?"
*dies laughing*
This dude-- always working w MAT BEST!!!!! ❤️🤘🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Please make vids longer lol
My drill sergeant in 2017 was just like this one lol. Straight savage
My son is a soldier now, and they are no doubt softer and less disciplined than back in my day. Drill Sgt would skull drag you for hours on end and constantly tagteam with other drills. It was horrible. I loved it
Props to the vet who agreed to make this video and let the DS make fun of his lost limb. Funny video lmao
Matt Best is a good teacher Lol
My drill sergeant says "you're not motivated!!! Wa wa wa! You're pissing me off!"
exactly how "old school" is this DS because we didn't even have PT belts when I went through basic
front leaning rest position! Incadance! 1 2 3, 1 ah those were the days 2000 - 2005 Army. You do a perfect drill sgt from back then, gives me flash backs.
he kills me with the hand because you know he's about smoke somebody😂😂😂
Drill sergeant better be running into battle backwards with his flag like that
The Deebo bicycle music brings it all together😭
Where's your leg?
"In the chow hall"
Proceeds to give the man with one leg 12 seconds to retrieve his prosthetic
I love this guy! I would’ve had a lot of fun serving with him when I was in the 2 ID!
I joined the army in 1997 and did my basic training in Fort Benning 11 bravo, and watching this guy gives me PTSD it’s almost like he was there.
Drill Sergeant Crumb and Drill Sargent Fobs smoked our ass’s so hard.
We embarrassed drill sergeant one day he took us back to the barracks flipped up our racks close the windows turned off the AC and smoked us until the walls were sweating that was a bad day.
"it's about to get hot!"
"Where the fuck Is your leg private" beautiful XD
"It's Drill Sergeant Deebo. "
"What?"
"Drill Sergeant Deebo!"
heart attacks commence.
I had an army infantry turned firecontrolman RDC. He always used the terms "Im excited, its about to get hot in here!" or "you are gonna push the f$@#!%# earth today!"
HAAAAA! You not motivated! I want my milk and cookies. I'm dying over here!!!
Damn drill Sgt from the late 90's early 2000's
That 151 dislikes were pvts
1 2 3 your not motivated wah wah wah I want my milk and cookies🤣🤣☺️
1:03
I'm fucking dead and gone
You had one job to pick someone who looked like a Private.
0:55 it's about to get hot !!!!
can't smoke me, can't smoke me. You can smoke a rock, but you can't smoke me
Basic must have been hilarious listening to this mother all day. 😂
That half right face 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Pri...where's yo got damned leg at??"
This reminds me of drill sergeant slaughter from when I went to basic back in 05.
They always give you unrealistic time frames 😂😂
but the feeling you get when you actually meet it for the first time is EPIC!!!
Can identify with the ‘66 stuff, but not the ‘16. US Army vet ‘68 to ‘74. Your channel is some good satire. Keep it up. Thanks.
I want my milk and cookies . . . 🍼🍪🍪
"Rip Van Winkle"....CLEARLY he watches hellsing xD
Derek weida!!!
rob zombie and moses had a love child XDDD
drill sergeant feel free to condition my body at your leisure.... I missed those days summer 93 Ft. Lenard Wood,MO
Twelve seconds is generous.
im sorry drill sergeant but that flag is really bugging me seeing how its backwards...
I just noticed that lol.
You know what I just noticed? HALF RIGHT! HUAAH!
Gootothesecond Front lean and rest position.....HOO
I always like watching when I’m having a bad day!!! lol
As someone that's doing weekend drills until I go to basic, I died when he showed the beard🤣
As a great man once said, "drill sargents gain sustenance from the suffering and misery of others"
is that derek weida?
Yes. The man, the myth, the legend himself.
looks like him!
“That’s ok, I don’t wear condoms either” 😂😂