*Help. When I close my eyes all I see is a knockoff Weedle* Cool new merch: spiffing.store Also I am doing a big stream this weekend. Set a reminder: ua-cam.com/users/liveTa3a2tJay1Y?feature=share
* taking notes* In your opinion, good sir, were there any telltale signs early on that you would classify as warning flags to let you know the challenge would go uphill?
I found a shop near me where the guy had a stockpile of his retro gaming collection in the window. It was a store where the guy made most of his own jewellery meaning they didn't have much excess stock to display.
@Illusive1313 I heard that Pokemon card League added a rule that people that stink (dont shower) will get penalized. As in, its so common, they had to make a rule to stop being people from being disgusting mutants
This video and RTGame's video on TCG shop simulator make for a perfect duology, very different strategies and goals, yet both falling for the curse of card opening
@@thespiffingbrit gonna be honest bud I didn't know about the exploits and can't find any info on them xD (so it would have been worth it just to do an exploit video)
Hilariously I was thinking of doing an "Only Play Tables" run and gave up cause I got bored on day 10 XD Now I'm just doing a meme store of selling Cleanser instead of cards.
A someone who has worked at a card shop, this video is just how card shop owners run their shops. Cardboard everywhere and the sound of despair as they open packs. Glad I don't work there anymore.
One thing I learned real quick with supermarket simulator (Same basic game but different theme) is that the speed up mod is basically mandatory. Days simply progress way too slow otherwise.
Heya Spiff, unrelated to the video but just wanted to say i checked out that biscuit brew yorkshire tea you were raving about a while back, absolutely cracking stuff, cheers for the recommendation!
@@Knukles_Photography I mean if the place is popular ig that be like 10 a hour for 5 hours if you wanted to have a group come and play. Still think you could just gather at a house or somthing tho lol
@@jordanalbareed I'm surprised there's no way of boxing the players in, locking the front door, and making them play *forever!!!!!* (Actually, that's sort of what happened to Spiff)
My experience so far, I'm day 200/level 75. There's a light switch on the wall by the door, it's that white square. Customers can absolutely buy unpriced items and if you have a cashier out they will go so be very aware of that. The card tables dont attract customers either. Customers spawn based on shop capacity only. They decide what to do based on a list of checks when they walk in the door. Opening cards in front of customers will affect your rating which in turn will affect your XP from tables. Tables are bad anyway. Without tables you will turn customers faster. While customers occupy a space at a table they take up a customer slot in your store. In that same time they spend playing, 5x the customers could go through the register. Nearly every customer buys something if you dont have tables and you get good XP being on the register. I get ~170 through the doors daily atm and 2-10 dont buy something and those that do are collectively buying 800-1000 items. The low end sprayers take two sprays to de-stink a smelly. The top of line takes 1 spray and is worth investing in when you get there. I get the feeling you dont like the game but you definitely havent done everything. Good times ahead for this game.
@gerritvalkering1068 I know he was playing it "not as intended" but there is incorrect info in the video as well. The info I've given is not in telation to how he played so much as the info he gave.
Play tables are literally the worst way to make money in the game. Spiff having absolutely no idea how this game works yet speaking about it confidently is very surprising to me, like assuming that things aren’t for sale just because he didn’t set a price on it or that putting cards on the card table would somehow bring more people into the store.
(American here) When you do not set a price for the item, the game sets the value of the item to the current market price in the background. People can and will still buy your products. The main reason you set custom prices is for rounding and preventing pennies from slowing you down. I personally round all of my prices to the nearest 50 cents to eliminate pennies, nickels, and dimes from making the checkout process take longer. Once you are further on in the game, I recommend rounding to the nearest dollar.
There was an LGS I went to in the early 2000s. After a while, the guy leased a second "store" in the basement of the building. It was used for tabletop games almost exclusively. There was a PS2 set up down there and the regulars used it as a hangout spot. Between that not making any money and the store owner getting freaky with kids mom's, hiring a pdf as a cashier and more, it's no wonder the place didn't last long after. Even the name became a joke to us after the adultering; Beaver Comics. Hahaa. Great times.
Just so you know, you can boot players from the table and get an hours worth of money from them (At least you use too) and they get replaced fairly quickly. You can keep doing this which is kinda broken.
Hey Spiff. In a similar vein to this, a game called 'Definitely not fried chicken' is a really cool base building management tycoon sort of game but the theme is you create 'products' of a questionable nature to sell at dummy money laundering businesses. The problem is that corrupt police and rival gangs will demand payment or attack you. I started a Steam guide (which I should probably finish) about how if you don't do what you're supposed to - work your way up from Laundromat to chicken shop etc etc and just skip straight to the end game business, Casino's. You can essentially make good legal money in decent time with no threat of corrupt police or rival gangs (because you're not doing anything illegal or selling on anyone's turf). The game gives you just enough to make a good starter business but you can sort of cheese it and if you have as much patience as in this video you can start a super simple Casino and just wait! Maybe I will go back and finish the guide I was making but as it was a while ago I'm not even sure if this is still a thing you can do. Would love to see the full madness and production value of a genius with enough time on his hands to make silly videos about these sorts of games and see how far you get 😄
Just imagine it. You are walking down the street, and the card shop you're going to has a whole lot of boxes strewn about the sidewalk and street, and the shopkeeper is just grabbing packs from them, tearing them open, while he undergoes an incoherently ranting mental fucking breakdown. And you're here for a tournament.
For stragglers that are alone at the tables at the end of the day, just go up to the table and click the move button on the table. They will get up and shop or leave. Helped me a lot.
Tables. Tables are made so a person can sit down and do something. Or nothing. Any person can sit at a table, and if the table is large enough, many people. To make jokes, eat a meal, tell stories. Tables are for people to be together and share. And that is why tables are like Spiffing Brit. Grapefruits, postcards, hugs. These are things people share to connect, to come closer. To open up about ideas and things that make us feel alive, like air, ballet, amazing haircuts, weird countries, three-alarm chili, mountains, continents, the Earth, life. Life is beautiful and sad and hopeful and dangerous. So maybe the reason we share so much is because we understand that without sharing, we can't survive. And sharing is tables. (whispers) Spiffing Brit.
Spiffy Brit Man, i have to say. Youre videos are some of my favorites. I even tried Yorkshire Gold for the first time, and am now full of LiberTEA! No longer a dirty coffee drinker. That being said, thank you for everything you do for us, congrats on your marriage, and best of luck.
I like the morals of the card shop owner, if you inconvenience or don't do what he wants (he doesn't tell you he send telepathic messages) he just shoots you. cool guy 10/10
@@jacobstujenske3289 Do you open a supermarket and just sell toilet paper? Diversification is making you a lot more money. And if you have customers, you have more people for tables.
It is fun to see Spiffs run vs RTs xD Suffering from boredom vs suffering from addiction. Sadness vs laughter. Two kinds of "optimizing". Yet, madness in both, having to stop in both ^^ A moment for these poor souls :)
2:26 That’s 100% what the devs actually do intend. Opening your own packs is how card shops make money. You sell the rates at inflated prices and then sell the commons and uncommons in bulk. You split your presence between the shop and an online store or eBay.
So are there plans for such online stores and/or ebays then? Also I've been doing well enough just selling singles at market price rounded, which about as often goes lower as does higher.
"In a way completely unintended!" Plays in a way that's discussed and mathed out in approximate 74% of the Steam forums. Would've been more niche to go for "Only One Item"
Just had the most ironic ad I've ever had... when Spif told the guy to not buy the thing and said he doesn't belong here go away complete with gun sounds, as soon as the pop went off it cut to a pokémon trading card game ad.
I really enjoy you content but I need help if you will please kind sir! You exquisite expert in game glitches I would like to request another Banner lord 2 video I love the game and have a massive fun time playing it
I raise my cup of Yorkshire tea gold to this madness, pleased it was somebody else's suffering. I didn't actually realize at first that I now often watch your videos with just such a cup, but after your introduction I've grown quite addicted!
What so many people don't realize is this is the 3rd evolutions of this game series. It actually started out as a mobile TCG battle game, then became an mobile idle tycoon game (with a sequal) where you managed a card shop and sold the cards, and now this.
Does the game frequently get updated on steam and will it leave early access soon? I've noticed the game has a decent modding scene which is nice and hope keeps up
8:08 yeah, thats not how that works.. if it is on the table without price, people will buy it for market value. don't put it on the floor and not price it, you will quickly lose money. unless it is a 1000+ dollars market value, obv also people come in and if there is an empty shelve, they will just walk out. if you want people to stay, either no shelves at all, or fill them up at least a little
Yeah he didn't do his research. There's 2.5k+ cards in the game. He was only seeing one album because he was t unlocking the destiny cards and probably didn't get ghost cards or know to look to see that they were in another album.
@@lycanthehund6362 Bit of a surprise to see Spiff miss that. He's normally well up on that sort of stuff. There's even an acheivement for collecting 2500 cards, which is a big old clue there's more that 1300.
Was wondering why it took a while for Spiff to get into TCG shop simulator xD I shall press "T" for Top Tea-ry Dedication you put for this video, respect
9:13 If The Spiffing Brit drank those 100 cups of tea in 5 1/2 hours, or 330 minutes, that means he drank around 0.3 cups per minute(100/330). The average serving of tea has 26 milligrams of caffeine, meaning he drank about 8 milligrams of caffeine per minute(26*0.3). The healthy amount of caffeine for one day is about 400 milligrams, or 0.025 milligrams of caffeine per minute(400/(24*60)). This means that The Spiffing Brit is drinking 320 times the healthy amount of caffeine. I think his descent into madness might not have actually been caused by the game.
Should sell tea on your store😂 this is interesting though because this is a mobile game ive played for a couple years and now its like the same but made like supermarket sim
Ive been watching you since I was a teenager and im going on 30 now. You make me laugh so hard. But wheres the spiff brand tea man, your gonna have a store with no tea?
As a small child I used to save up $5 each week to go to the card shop in the next town over to play in a yu-gi-oh tournament. So, I don't know if this is the intended mechanic, but your target demographic is real lol
96h's and 37m's of in game time played, so us the viewers don't have to subject ourselves to playing this trash of a game. Thanks for your hard work @TheSpiffingBrit for this, yet another highly entertaining video.
gonna be honest i cheated for my blue ribbon on steam 😂 even with cheating it took me 15hrs. pulling the ghost card and filling the 2000 collectables is ridiculous...like its digital lame cards. it would be different if the art was all different, but getting the same picture with just a full image shouldn't be 1/5000 chance lol
I should ask my husband to play this and give his review, since he works at a tcg shop irl lol. Something tells me he's not gonna wanna do his job "for fun" in his off-time though lmao.
*Help. When I close my eyes all I see is a knockoff Weedle*
Cool new merch: spiffing.store
Also I am doing a big stream this weekend. Set a reminder: ua-cam.com/users/liveTa3a2tJay1Y?feature=share
omg IM EARLY
Thats concerning 😅
Spiff heloooo that is indeed rather odd
But when do you release your own tea blend?
Genuinely surprising to see “this challenge broke me” and not “I broke this challenge” considering your track record
Spiff is a perfectly balanced youtuber
lol 😂
* taking notes* In your opinion, good sir, were there any telltale signs early on that you would classify as warning flags to let you know the challenge would go uphill?
@@IsiahTomas -
It's why I clicked on this video! Games don't break Spiff, Spiff breaks games!!!!!
It is rare that we see Spiff truly lose his mind, but I think this game has finally achieved it.
Even with the context of a SpiffingBrit video, my brain immediately went to AstralSpiff. I need to take a break from watching UA-cam lol
This game has truly succeeded in exploiting Spiff. Who is a perfectly balanced man.
“You can’t buy anything but you can look at my stuff. Look at what a cool guy I am.” Is just the motto of every retro game shop ever.
FRFR
“Please buy anything, I can’t keeping looking at the same inventory everyday for months on end!” Is the motto I keep hearing at every game shop ever.
I found a shop near me where the guy had a stockpile of his retro gaming collection in the window. It was a store where the guy made most of his own jewellery meaning they didn't have much excess stock to display.
@@LiftandCoa Good job Google, thinking you can translate this and then do nothing.
If the sidewalk in front of a card shop isn't absolutely _littered_ with enough empty card board boxes to build an epic fort, I'm simply not going in.
they weren't empty. People in this world are just respectable...no one stealing the boxes filled with cards.
222nd 👍
2nd 💬
All the fun of trading cards with none of the smell of a real MTG outing.
eta - Oh no! They're in the game too! Inescapable.
Also a lot less crack!
@@ryan7032😎🙏🍑
The LGS in my hometown literally had a shield reminding people to shower regularly. It had to be there longer than you might expect...
@Illusive1313
I heard that Pokemon card League added a rule that people that stink (dont shower) will get penalized. As in, its so common, they had to make a rule to stop being people from being disgusting mutants
Fun fact, in yugioh tournaments there is a rule that states that you can be disqualified if you smell bad
This video and RTGame's video on TCG shop simulator make for a perfect duology, very different strategies and goals, yet both falling for the curse of card opening
Every vTuber stream I've watched eventually devolves into just becoming about the pack openings and outdoing each other in rarity pulls.
I feel like caseoh made this game popular
And both having an equally mentally exhausting experience with the game!
@@AlbertScoot I hope the devs actually add a mode where you can PLAY the card game using cards you've pulled.
@@TheOnlyGhxst This is already a card game on mobile.
and after all of this, do you regret not making a simple exploid video ? And have some time left to sleep, stare at a wall, spin in a circle... :P
yes I regret my decision
@@thespiffingbrit always appreciate the dedication and thank you for the content!
@@thespiffingbrit gonna be honest bud I didn't know about the exploits and can't find any info on them xD (so it would have been worth it just to do an exploit video)
@@MotoHikes use auto clicker on checkout :)
@@thespiffingbrit Oh I do that, and also have the auto-pack opener installed. Was hoping for a way to dupe my £20k cards kekw
Spiff... there's an expansion card set too. You're nowhere near done collecting them all. :V And also GHOST cards, which are absurdly rare! SUFFER.
This is perfect, I just sat down with my coff… I mean tea… with a cup of tea.
extra caffeinated tea and is made with beans
°0° !!!!1
Earl Grey, all the way. Though Coffee is great too.
He's a coffee drinker, get im boys.
@@thepeaksandthetroughs your under arrest!!!
Hilariously I was thinking of doing an "Only Play Tables" run and gave up cause I got bored on day 10 XD Now I'm just doing a meme store of selling Cleanser instead of cards.
A someone who has worked at a card shop, this video is just how card shop owners run their shops. Cardboard everywhere and the sound of despair as they open packs.
Glad I don't work there anymore.
One thing I learned real quick with supermarket simulator (Same basic game but different theme) is that the speed up mod is basically mandatory. Days simply progress way too slow otherwise.
Spiffing Brit coming up on Let's Game It Out hours. Josh smiled at this video
Now I want to see Spiff v Josh in some sort of exploit-off
that's my thoughts the entire time :D when Spiff goes the LGIO route of playing it wrong instead of exploiting it :D
Heya Spiff, unrelated to the video but just wanted to say i checked out that biscuit brew yorkshire tea you were raving about a while back, absolutely cracking stuff, cheers for the recommendation!
$7 per hour to sit at a table, What a fair deal...
Fantasy Flight was $10 for awhile, then they outnin the café and dropped it.
That's pretty much an office job...
@@themilkmanwithoutmilk there's a game store where I live where it's $50 USD a day to rent a table..
@@Knukles_Photography I mean if the place is popular ig that be like 10 a hour for 5 hours if you wanted to have a group come and play. Still think you could just gather at a house or somthing tho lol
@@VixYWExcept that you work there, not just sit around
This was great. Love watching Spiff create a tower defence game to keep stinky people out
This is so Funny to watch after RTGame's Video on this game xD
Just imagine how many dollars Spiff could make if he let us drink OUR own tea in his pressence.
Totaly balanced tea shop with no exploits indeed!
Spiff provides a chair and a wall socket. Bring your own kettle, water, and tea.
6:22 A slow de(s)cent into madness
Don't be so con-decending
@@yty1941 decent madness is my favourite flavour!
Turning into Let’s game it out
at 17:42 Spiff is abducted and the channel is taken over by Josh from Lets Game It Out
Spiff breaks games for a living.
This game. Uno reverse !
Spiff: Ayo this ain't fair !
Wondering why The Spiffing Brit didn't realize he could make a sweatshop for playing tables. I had 4 rows of tables with no room in between them.
@@jordanalbareed I'm surprised there's no way of boxing the players in, locking the front door, and making them play *forever!!!!!*
(Actually, that's sort of what happened to Spiff)
@@sambojinbojin-sam6550 I have boxed them in before but they either glitch out and walk through stuff or they just stand there until I open it 😭
Out of all things, knock off Pokémon cards is what broke spiff
The amount of empty boxes in front of the shop slowly growing in time with your mania is peak environmental storytelling
0:45 a tea shirt, you say?
@@normaldude24 i see what you did there 🤭
the difference in watching the gambling being RT's favourite part but being Spiff's main cause of suffering is great.
This is definitely not a perfectly balanced game with no exploits considering it breaks Spiff’s soul
I had no idea this game went viral. Ive been playing this game since the first day of the prologue (beta) and absolutely loving it.
My experience so far, I'm day 200/level 75.
There's a light switch on the wall by the door, it's that white square.
Customers can absolutely buy unpriced items and if you have a cashier out they will go so be very aware of that.
The card tables dont attract customers either. Customers spawn based on shop capacity only. They decide what to do based on a list of checks when they walk in the door.
Opening cards in front of customers will affect your rating which in turn will affect your XP from tables.
Tables are bad anyway. Without tables you will turn customers faster. While customers occupy a space at a table they take up a customer slot in your store. In that same time they spend playing, 5x the customers could go through the register. Nearly every customer buys something if you dont have tables and you get good XP being on the register. I get ~170 through the doors daily atm and 2-10 dont buy something and those that do are collectively buying 800-1000 items.
The low end sprayers take two sprays to de-stink a smelly. The top of line takes 1 spray and is worth investing in when you get there.
I get the feeling you dont like the game but you definitely havent done everything. Good times ahead for this game.
@@NomadUniverse hmm do they really dislike you opening cards in front of them? I never knew that one
Well, it was a challenge run, not an exploit run, so yeah, didn't do all the game had to offer
@gerritvalkering1068 I know he was playing it "not as intended" but there is incorrect info in the video as well. The info I've given is not in telation to how he played so much as the info he gave.
Yeah each time he said "I didn't set a price so they can't buy it" I was like.... No they'll just buy it at market price
Play tables are literally the worst way to make money in the game. Spiff having absolutely no idea how this game works yet speaking about it confidently is very surprising to me, like assuming that things aren’t for sale just because he didn’t set a price on it or that putting cards on the card table would somehow bring more people into the store.
(American here) When you do not set a price for the item, the game sets the value of the item to the current market price in the background. People can and will still buy your products. The main reason you set custom prices is for rounding and preventing pennies from slowing you down. I personally round all of my prices to the nearest 50 cents to eliminate pennies, nickels, and dimes from making the checkout process take longer. Once you are further on in the game, I recommend rounding to the nearest dollar.
Vegan here
Plumber here
Business major here
Vicious murderous evil farmer here
Serial killer here
I played on Android for a bit. The gameplay loop isn't bad for a casual game tbh
There was an LGS I went to in the early 2000s. After a while, the guy leased a second "store" in the basement of the building. It was used for tabletop games almost exclusively. There was a PS2 set up down there and the regulars used it as a hangout spot.
Between that not making any money and the store owner getting freaky with kids mom's, hiring a pdf as a cashier and more, it's no wonder the place didn't last long after.
Even the name became a joke to us after the adultering; Beaver Comics. Hahaa. Great times.
Ordered myself one of the *splendid* looking hoodies!
You should have found a glitch to stack tables in the same spot.
Just so you know, you can boot players from the table and get an hours worth of money from them (At least you use too) and they get replaced fairly quickly. You can keep doing this which is kinda broken.
Spiff: Nintendo you can't copyright me!
Nintendo: [changes copyright to retroactively include all games based on collectible creature themed cards]
Hey Spiff. In a similar vein to this, a game called 'Definitely not fried chicken' is a really cool base building management tycoon sort of game but the theme is you create 'products' of a questionable nature to sell at dummy money laundering businesses.
The problem is that corrupt police and rival gangs will demand payment or attack you. I started a Steam guide (which I should probably finish) about how if you don't do what you're supposed to - work your way up from Laundromat to chicken shop etc etc and just skip straight to the end game business, Casino's. You can essentially make good legal money in decent time with no threat of corrupt police or rival gangs (because you're not doing anything illegal or selling on anyone's turf). The game gives you just enough to make a good starter business but you can sort of cheese it and if you have as much patience as in this video you can start a super simple Casino and just wait!
Maybe I will go back and finish the guide I was making but as it was a while ago I'm not even sure if this is still a thing you can do. Would love to see the full madness and production value of a genius with enough time on his hands to make silly videos about these sorts of games and see how far you get 😄
Just imagine it. You are walking down the street, and the card shop you're going to has a whole lot of boxes strewn about the sidewalk and street, and the shopkeeper is just grabbing packs from them, tearing them open, while he undergoes an incoherently ranting mental fucking breakdown. And you're here for a tournament.
"yep this is the place"
For stragglers that are alone at the tables at the end of the day, just go up to the table and click the move button on the table. They will get up and shop or leave. Helped me a lot.
"Opening thousands and thousands of card packs"... you know people buy games that let you do that? 😂😂😂
Its cheaper than buying packs
Tables. Tables are made so a person can sit down and do something. Or nothing. Any person can sit at a table, and if the table is large enough, many people. To make jokes, eat a meal, tell stories. Tables are for people to be together and share. And that is why tables are like Spiffing Brit. Grapefruits, postcards, hugs. These are things people share to connect, to come closer. To open up about ideas and things that make us feel alive, like air, ballet, amazing haircuts, weird countries, three-alarm chili, mountains, continents, the Earth, life. Life is beautiful and sad and hopeful and dangerous. So maybe the reason we share so much is because we understand that without sharing, we can't survive. And sharing is tables. (whispers) Spiffing Brit.
"this is gonna take quite a while" 💀
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@@UA-cam Hello how are you today?
@0:15 - nice to see Spiff's wife ask him virtually to exploit and break this game!
At 4:00 the most Spiffing of Brits discovers he's American
18:58 We have achieved .... *LAG!*
Spiffy Brit Man, i have to say. Youre videos are some of my favorites. I even tried Yorkshire Gold for the first time, and am now full of LiberTEA! No longer a dirty coffee drinker. That being said, thank you for everything you do for us, congrats on your marriage, and best of luck.
I hope He breaks the Civ 4 version of Sid Meirs Colonization which is Genuinely impossible
I like the morals of the card shop owner, if you inconvenience or don't do what he wants (he doesn't tell you he send telepathic messages) he just shoots you. cool guy 10/10
LOL I had the same thought when I was restocking shelves in the game like "why do I even sell stuff if the tables make me money anyways"
@@jacobstujenske3289 Do you open a supermarket and just sell toilet paper? Diversification is making you a lot more money. And if you have customers, you have more people for tables.
The Spiffing Brit transitioning into madness sounds redundant
Did Spiff forget what sleeping is for about 3 seconds at 3 A.M. “relaxing in bed…sleeping!”
TBH it's just after 3 AM here and I am relaxing wide awake. Sleep is for the weak!
There are games I have absolutely loved, that I barely put half that amount of time into... Talk about dedication to your job.
For the first time in forever it's the game that broke Spiff and not the other way around 🤣
14:50 I love the pile of cardboard boxes all over the front of the shop
0:58 man does not even sell tea! Shame. :(
Do you want spiff to exploit irl colonization?
It is fun to see Spiffs run vs RTs xD
Suffering from boredom vs suffering from addiction. Sadness vs laughter. Two kinds of "optimizing". Yet, madness in both, having to stop in both ^^
A moment for these poor souls :)
2:26 That’s 100% what the devs actually do intend. Opening your own packs is how card shops make money. You sell the rates at inflated prices and then sell the commons and uncommons in bulk. You split your presence between the shop and an online store or eBay.
So are there plans for such online stores and/or ebays then?
Also I've been doing well enough just selling singles at market price rounded, which about as often goes lower as does higher.
I actually follow this dev for years and he is pretty well known for asset swaps that just rock
i was just making a cup of tea, now i have the perfect thing to watch with it
6:23
"A Slow Decent Into Madness" Eh? So maddening that typing went out the window!
This wouldn't happen if the business involved Spray cans!
If Spiffing Store does not have Yorkshire Gold, im not buying.
Here’s me waiting for Spiff to drop a MTGA video lmao Love your videos man!
EDIT: Liked the video for Spiff’s sanity. GOOD LUCK
"In a way completely unintended!"
Plays in a way that's discussed and mathed out in approximate 74% of the Steam forums.
Would've been more niche to go for "Only One Item"
Just had the most ironic ad I've ever had... when Spif told the guy to not buy the thing and said he doesn't belong here go away complete with gun sounds, as soon as the pop went off it cut to a pokémon trading card game ad.
I would watch a livestream of this
They definitely intend this type of gameplay in testing 😂
Hi spiff nice to see you again
The slow decent into madness was the single greatest moment of my life in the 19 minutes and 24 second, pip pip my dear sir
Was only a matter of time before Spiff got wind of this game. This can only end well.
I thought he'd break the game using the boxes somehow
I really enjoy you content but I need help if you will please kind sir! You exquisite expert in game glitches I would like to request another Banner lord 2 video I love the game and have a massive fun time playing it
Can't wait for the XP level 100 Speed run!
I raise my cup of Yorkshire tea gold to this madness, pleased it was somebody else's suffering.
I didn't actually realize at first that I now often watch your videos with just such a cup, but after your introduction I've grown quite addicted!
15:40 "..who NEEDS this many cards??"
*side eyes my Pokemon card bookshelf*
What so many people don't realize is this is the 3rd evolutions of this game series. It actually started out as a mobile TCG battle game, then became an mobile idle tycoon game (with a sequal) where you managed a card shop and sold the cards, and now this.
Does the game frequently get updated on steam and will it leave early access soon? I've noticed the game has a decent modding scene which is nice and hope keeps up
8:08 yeah, thats not how that works..
if it is on the table without price, people will buy it for market value.
don't put it on the floor and not price it, you will quickly lose money. unless it is a 1000+ dollars market value, obv
also people come in and if there is an empty shelve, they will just walk out. if you want people to stay, either no shelves at all, or fill them up at least a little
You would think Spiff would have learned that when the first guy bought a card pack that wasn't priced.
Yeah he didn't do his research. There's 2.5k+ cards in the game. He was only seeing one album because he was t unlocking the destiny cards and probably didn't get ghost cards or know to look to see that they were in another album.
@@lycanthehund6362 Bit of a surprise to see Spiff miss that. He's normally well up on that sort of stuff. There's even an acheivement for collecting 2500 cards, which is a big old clue there's more that 1300.
Spiff not looking in the settings and seeing that you can increase how many packs you can pick up and increase the speed you can open them is wild
Someone should make a miniature themed game like this and speedrun getting sued by games workshop
Battlemallet 39,999
I was just thinking this lol. Minus the speedrun.
Just do the same strategy as this game. Make it a toy soldier shop and let someone create a mod that reskins everything to be warhammer
They are planning on making the tcg playable. I am waiting to see if they get sued by Nintendo
Was wondering why it took a while for Spiff to get into TCG shop simulator xD
I shall press "T" for Top Tea-ry Dedication you put for this video, respect
9:13 If The Spiffing Brit drank those 100 cups of tea in 5 1/2 hours, or 330 minutes, that means he drank around 0.3 cups per minute(100/330). The average serving of tea has 26 milligrams of caffeine, meaning he drank about 8 milligrams of caffeine per minute(26*0.3). The healthy amount of caffeine for one day is about 400 milligrams, or 0.025 milligrams of caffeine per minute(400/(24*60)). This means that The Spiffing Brit is drinking 320 times the healthy amount of caffeine. I think his descent into madness might not have actually been caused by the game.
17:10 "Oh look NOISES!" absolutely sent me
Love the shade being thrown on another steamer bait game. Funny stuff!
I definitely would have ended up playing this game like this if I played it.. but now I don't have to! Thank you for your sacrifice spiff
Should sell tea on your store😂 this is interesting though because this is a mobile game ive played for a couple years and now its like the same but made like supermarket sim
Ive been watching you since I was a teenager and im going on 30 now. You make me laugh so hard. But wheres the spiff brand tea man, your gonna have a store with no tea?
“You don’t belong here, I want you to go away”. Sounds like a game ship to me
His commitment to breaking games knows no bounds. Thankfully he has the power of yorkshire tea or else this might have taken years.
Wowza I was a quick😅
Bought a Desk Mat as soon as I heard about the Spiffing store, also thank you for pushing through the madness to entertain us.
He just said Spiffing Drip. I'm sold, take my money.
Spiff is really channeling his Inner Josh on this one :) makes me want the cross-over we don't want but the one we need
As a small child I used to save up $5 each week to go to the card shop in the next town over to play in a yu-gi-oh tournament. So, I don't know if this is the intended mechanic, but your target demographic is real lol
I absolutely did this
This game is like watching paint dry. I laughed so hard Spiff. Holy moly.
96h's and 37m's of in game time played, so us the viewers don't have to subject ourselves to playing this trash of a game. Thanks for your hard work @TheSpiffingBrit for this, yet another highly entertaining video.
gonna be honest i cheated for my blue ribbon on steam 😂 even with cheating it took me 15hrs. pulling the ghost card and filling the 2000 collectables is ridiculous...like its digital lame cards. it would be different if the art was all different, but getting the same picture with just a full image shouldn't be 1/5000 chance lol
I should ask my husband to play this and give his review, since he works at a tcg shop irl lol. Something tells me he's not gonna wanna do his job "for fun" in his off-time though lmao.
Strange that you communicate with your OWN WIFE through UA-cam comments.
random yoga poster: look inside of yourself
Spiff: okay, challenge accepted...I shall attempt to BREAK MY BRAIN
Video starts at 0:00
Thanks
Excellent desk mate! £23 postage though! Wow! Shame there is no UK distributor!