We Took Asmongold Mattress Shopping

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  • @qdLuke
    @qdLuke 6 місяців тому +10050

    It’s like those TikTok videos where they take a homeless guy shopping and get him living supplies

    • @Wheazal
      @Wheazal 6 місяців тому +103

      lmao

    • @02dusk
      @02dusk 6 місяців тому +286

      So wholesome. I hope the homeless guy can eat something else other than a $2 steak

    • @Tojiro1106
      @Tojiro1106 6 місяців тому +20

      😂😂😂

    • @Djuntas
      @Djuntas 6 місяців тому +33

      Just asking. Does americans call a bed a matress? In denmark it would be bed shopping. Topmatress is more what you buy if you already have a bed. Also latex, foam are most common. And asmon is right fat people want firm :P

    • @dailytwitchcontentyt
      @dailytwitchcontentyt 6 місяців тому +6

      This comment made my day hahaha

  • @37Hipper
    @37Hipper 6 місяців тому +6189

    Don’t let this video make you forget that Tectone thought World War 2 was in the 1800’s

    • @Blasphemy1993
      @Blasphemy1993 6 місяців тому +124

      But let’s not forget Emiur said 10:22 what a dumb dumb lol 😂

    • @randyf25
      @randyf25 6 місяців тому +44

      never forget. we need a commemorative Tectone silver plated coin.

    • @Billssabs
      @Billssabs 6 місяців тому +4

      I gotta see that where’s the clip?

    • @nf5273
      @nf5273 6 місяців тому +16

      he also thinks lingonberries are cranberries

    • @khutzone5526
      @khutzone5526 6 місяців тому +14

      "Lest we forget"

  • @TheForerunner117
    @TheForerunner117 6 місяців тому +546

    I’m telling you that cleaning up and renovating asmons house and more importantly helping asmon improve his life is the golden content story arc that I’m waiting for. Up there with sketch going to the eye doctor. I’m afraid a lot of his desire to hold onto the way things are is the passing of his mom. I hope he finds his way through the stuff.

    • @ayashi9861
      @ayashi9861 5 місяців тому

      I dont think that's the case. He mentioned the reason for why he didnt take care of himself and his living condition in his react to oompaville's video

    • @calebdolin3676
      @calebdolin3676 5 місяців тому

      @@ayashi9861what was the reason I don’t want to watch the video

    • @ayashi9861
      @ayashi9861 5 місяців тому +10

      @@calebdolin3676 something along the line of ppl treated him like shit back then so he didnt bother to take care of himself

    • @rolithesecond
      @rolithesecond 4 місяці тому +8

      ​@@ayashi9861 So the answer is he needs help and therapy for his trauma ❤

    • @thelasttaarakian
      @thelasttaarakian 3 місяці тому

      @@rolithesecond or ya know, you stop putting your nose in other peoples business.

  • @zer0292
    @zer0292 6 місяців тому +2664

    "I don't give a fuck about a sink. I've never seen a sink that I liked. I've never seen a sink that I didn't like. It's a sink."
    - Asmon the Wise 9:23

    • @harrydadaniels
      @harrydadaniels 6 місяців тому +61

      I screen recorded that section because I spit out the water I was drinking all over my desk because I laughed so hard at his tone and timing when he said that.

    • @jytyp
      @jytyp 6 місяців тому +81

      same I laughed so hard I pissed and shit myself and had a brain aneurysm

    • @BloodSuicide
      @BloodSuicide 6 місяців тому

      ive seen a sink that i really like. but thats a sign im getting old at 36 xD

    • @theguymaxqc
      @theguymaxqc 6 місяців тому +11

      @@jytyp 😂

    • @MatadorTheGreat
      @MatadorTheGreat 6 місяців тому +27

      It's unironically true though lol

  • @dangodoom6156
    @dangodoom6156 6 місяців тому +2722

    Taking Tectone to a history museum would go so fucking hard

    • @Farfarawai
      @Farfarawai 6 місяців тому +81

      lol awesome idea, gotta teach history to this boy

    • @Strongest_under_heaven
      @Strongest_under_heaven 6 місяців тому +46

      This NEEDS to happen

    • @JiroTheFro
      @JiroTheFro 6 місяців тому +14

      That would be hilarious

    • @IbrahimservantofAllah
      @IbrahimservantofAllah 6 місяців тому +28

      You think you know history? Name every event.

    • @jratnerd
      @jratnerd 6 місяців тому +11

      Tectone Gets Loud in a Library

  • @Lukkehuijaa
    @Lukkehuijaa 6 місяців тому +81

    asmon is literally like a specimen, the look on his face while hes trying stuff. its quite fascinating

  • @FinxOmally
    @FinxOmally 6 місяців тому +1896

    Always thankful that Emi and Tectone take Asmon for a walk every now and then.

    • @mantasg6447
      @mantasg6447 6 місяців тому +65

      asmon is like a dog to them that talks

    • @joshuaadkins9820
      @joshuaadkins9820 6 місяців тому +50

      @@mantasg6447 theyre like his adoptive parents.

    • @NerdGlasses256
      @NerdGlasses256 6 місяців тому +7

      7:55 He gotta meet the other dogs once in a while XD

    • @darkfireguy
      @darkfireguy 6 місяців тому +4

      Asmon walks to the gas station all the time

    • @Str8upboring
      @Str8upboring 3 місяці тому

      @@mantasg6447lmao y’all are dicks don’t ever talk that way about Dogs

  • @darkxdead
    @darkxdead 6 місяців тому +981

    It's like Asmon is child with very specific wants and they are his uncle and aunt desperately trying to make him happy. This is my therapy. I love it. I need more.

    • @TimmyTurner421
      @TimmyTurner421 6 місяців тому +14

      Yes I got the same vibe

    • @nia.d33
      @nia.d33 5 місяців тому +39

      i hate to say it but asmon was raised a certain way and its left him what some might describe as a man child. His friends truely are doing their best to bit by bit chip away at his spoilt (from a place of love) view of the world. He eats like a fussy 5 year old that never had a parent make them eat their veg. He lives like teenager in regards to his diet , hygiene and even perceptions.

    • @JanwillemCramer
      @JanwillemCramer 5 місяців тому +13

      @@nia.d33 its more than just the way he was brought up. i remember my dad being away and my mum stoned as fuck every day and lock me up and go out. ( i was 0-5) Cant imagin she did anything for me during my youth . Dad wasnt there.. Sure i dont give anything about affection or materials.. But i live in a clean house .. Hell i even clean other houses as charity. Either Asmon isnt diagnosed properly or we dont know the whole picture. But this lack of caring about the environment is due to his mum 100% But theres more to it. I just cant put my finger on it.

    • @nia.d33
      @nia.d33 5 місяців тому +19

      @@JanwillemCramer Id agree it may be an undiagnosed mental issue such as hoarding but also somewhat his upbringing. i wouldnt be shocked if asmon has ocd / hoarding / autism of some combo and i mean that with no ill will or malice.

    • @Gabbababschwab
      @Gabbababschwab 5 місяців тому

      @@nia.d33 i know a guy that has identical patterns to asmon, that guy changed very much at once and became a new person like he is now, idk if i can describe it well but its like being 100% your person without ever having a look at others, while missing alot of common sense

  • @dannyg.4421
    @dannyg.4421 6 місяців тому +32

    tectone wanting to share food with friends and asking for a bite is so relatable. thats how you show love.

  • @DMTtheVision
    @DMTtheVision 6 місяців тому +1609

    3 professional gamers lost in an ikea, where there are literal arrows on the ground. See, yellow tape doesn’t matter

    • @MegaManDied
      @MegaManDied 6 місяців тому +114

      Stop fucking putting yellow arrows everywhere! I'm a gamer! I know how to navigate-wait this is real life...

    • @eksotropia
      @eksotropia 6 місяців тому +33

      i worked in ikea, they dont work they are useless trust me when there were renovations i was standing next to HUGE sing showing where to go etc and people kept asking me where do they go instead LOL

    • @hubertlenningrad2252
      @hubertlenningrad2252 6 місяців тому +19

      "So this must be the midpoint of the level" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @CatsLilaSalem
      @CatsLilaSalem 6 місяців тому +7

      TBF i do hear often about people getting lost in Ikea, same with bigger stores that use the line on the ground. Not everyone understands you can just follow the line/arrows

    • @Foun_D_OnePiece
      @Foun_D_OnePiece 6 місяців тому

      Reminds me of the infinite loop prank someone did.

  • @surfingbird5227
    @surfingbird5227 6 місяців тому +457

    Asmon was acting like an alien learning how humans sleep

    • @whatupguys1
      @whatupguys1 6 місяців тому +36

      Seriously, it's like watching one of those cartoons about a caveman that got frozen through time and awakened a few thousand years later by a group of scientists and then the scientists try to teach him to adapt to modern life.

    • @maclendy
      @maclendy 6 місяців тому

      @makoto3212 autistic*

    • @herrwahnsinn4229
      @herrwahnsinn4229 6 місяців тому

      HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

    • @Kanoog
      @Kanoog 6 місяців тому

      You are acting like you are on a bandwagon to fit it, other people are making Asmon jokes so why not join in to feel special.

    • @vorkanyx2172
      @vorkanyx2172 6 місяців тому

      The pillow dude!

  • @MissingChunks
    @MissingChunks 6 місяців тому +100

    Emi whincing at Amonds explanation of finding rotten food is 10/10 😂😂😂

  • @SF-vt3zr
    @SF-vt3zr 6 місяців тому +441

    bro tectone sometimes talks to asmon like a DAD trying to convince his kid how nice things are, i love it

    • @user-nh4kv1ly5o
      @user-nh4kv1ly5o 6 місяців тому +27

      I agree. I also think it was a missed opportunity to bring Asmondad along. I think they both would have been chewin him out for not trying more things lol

    • @PrObLeM-07
      @PrObLeM-07 5 місяців тому +2

      This was a homey, heart warming day ngl.

  • @magosofmars8410
    @magosofmars8410 6 місяців тому +699

    Was the podcast secretly just started to slowly trick asmon into improving his house

    • @chaseonfroy
      @chaseonfroy 6 місяців тому +75

      Shh don't let him know

    • @crashman2062
      @crashman2062 6 місяців тому

      It was started to expose Tectone for thinking World War II was 200 years ago.

    • @jefffish22
      @jefffish22 6 місяців тому +7

      thats content for a few years

    • @OhJinwaves
      @OhJinwaves 6 місяців тому +1

      @waketp420he said he would if asmon ever wanted to

    • @prettypurplepicklez
      @prettypurplepicklez 5 місяців тому +8

      Friends don't let friends keep living like this, I think that's all it is really. It's probably just been easier to talk him into doing this stuff because Asmon is motivated by content too.

  • @KendlickLama
    @KendlickLama 3 місяці тому +21

    7:51
    Thats a horrible idea, if your mattress lays on your floor for years, the moisture (sweat etc.) that accumulates can’t escape, and the underside of the mattress will start to mold, then it starts turning black
    A slatted frame is really, REALLY important

  • @Tectone
    @Tectone 6 місяців тому +1290

    This made me so happy

    • @KingZercules
      @KingZercules 6 місяців тому +122

      You and Emiru are really good friends for Asmon. You both accept him, but also help him progress!

    • @ikaros247
      @ikaros247 6 місяців тому +36

      Wholesome content😊

    • @SilencedWind
      @SilencedWind 6 місяців тому +39

      Every friend group needs that one Omega extrovert.

    • @goldertier
      @goldertier 6 місяців тому +1

      @@KingZercules they use him for content because no one cares about this podcast besides his incel viewers

    • @JasonHamHamwich
      @JasonHamHamwich 6 місяців тому +35

      ​@goldertier all your comments are just shitting on Asmon, when you're a multi-millionaire from doing nothing, maybe your opinions will be valid

  • @SubzeroBlack68
    @SubzeroBlack68 6 місяців тому +835

    Lets get this: Bear
    Asmon: ...
    Were getting this: Dog
    Asmon:...
    What about this: Shark
    Asmon:...
    Asmon: I want this
    Ikea: You can't have that
    Asmon:...

    • @Foun_D_OnePiece
      @Foun_D_OnePiece 6 місяців тому +21

      Usually you need to write down the product number to get the item at the end.

    • @BlinksTehShit
      @BlinksTehShit 6 місяців тому +13

      @@Foun_D_OnePiece That's in the case that they have it, if if's purely a display they might not have any in the back either. But also, she couldn't just slip'd up and not told them about the product number.

    • @gwTheo
      @gwTheo 6 місяців тому

      @@Foun_D_OnePiece usually but you can also usually buy display items for a discount. just open box

    • @PathOfJoker
      @PathOfJoker 6 місяців тому +2

      So far at the part with the dog and I wish he would have gotten it. Looks comfy af

    • @PathOfJoker
      @PathOfJoker 6 місяців тому +7

      Just got to the pillow part. Wow thats such a let down. Always nice for him to add new stuff around every now and then.
      Is it crazy that I think I would have asked the worker if the manager could make a deal with me. Even pay twice the price (if I was rocking asmons acc). Or you know at least ask where they got the display from...

  • @acembd7813
    @acembd7813 5 місяців тому +31

    Asmon's mom would've loved this. Seeing her kid having friends like these.

  • @Lataxa2008
    @Lataxa2008 6 місяців тому +965

    in theory asmon would be a perfect candidate for an extreme makeover episode with his home.

    • @KahliberZero
      @KahliberZero 6 місяців тому +53

      That or Hoarders: CC Edition

    • @Zipperheaddttl
      @Zipperheaddttl 6 місяців тому +35

      honestly he should just buy a whole new house, and sleep in it one day a week. Just to slowly break into it.

    • @MorgorDre
      @MorgorDre 6 місяців тому +5

      MTV Cribs, how it is right now😂

    • @QckSGaming
      @QckSGaming 6 місяців тому +22

      That's pretty much what they have been milking content from for a while now. They are grooming Asmon lmao

    • @__-fi6xg
      @__-fi6xg 6 місяців тому +6

      nah he should build a house in the german way, with stones and shit from the ground up.

  • @SwiftFate
    @SwiftFate 6 місяців тому +422

    The fact that we are in a reality now where the possibility of seeing Asmons house get a makeover (piece by piece) thanks to his friends is crazy to me

    • @Xeno7001
      @Xeno7001 5 місяців тому +6

      We may one day see asmon dating
      Maybe like in that video with Charlie dating 40 women

    • @TheShmrsh
      @TheShmrsh 2 місяці тому

      ​@@Xeno7001oh no😂

  • @justjordan8018
    @justjordan8018 3 місяці тому +6

    Man when Emiru told Asmon he don't have to throw out the old one, he can just put it out next to the other old mattress in the garden and not even suggested he should replace and throw the older outdoor mattress. You can just feel real friends understanding your situation and complexity of character.

  • @TheTipsyDoom
    @TheTipsyDoom 6 місяців тому +286

    It really fills my heart seeing parents caring for their children even when they're 30 years old.

    • @elijahyourdad3937
      @elijahyourdad3937 6 місяців тому +12

      I laughed at first, then I realized something and stopped.

    • @AGXJDM
      @AGXJDM 6 місяців тому

      @@elijahyourdad3937 realized what

    • @elijahyourdad3937
      @elijahyourdad3937 6 місяців тому +28

      ​@@AGXJDM That I'm also almost 30 years old, still live in my parents' house and cared by them.

    • @AGXJDM
      @AGXJDM 6 місяців тому

      @@elijahyourdad3937 lol loser

    • @AGXJDM
      @AGXJDM 6 місяців тому

      @@elijahyourdad3937 what a loser

  • @LeeMes1
    @LeeMes1 6 місяців тому +373

    really love the IRL content - watching asmon outside of the studio is like watching a nature documentary.

    • @jettnash5217
      @jettnash5217 6 місяців тому +27

      He looked so happy touching the cacti and saying "It's real!"

  • @NOvBirLiEr
    @NOvBirLiEr 6 місяців тому +17

    It's like Tectone and Emi are Asmon's kids talking him into a retirement home. "It's a big life change". Honestly it's good to see Asmon doing this, I think he would be a lot happier when it's all said and done. Plus watching this as a series is honestly good!

  • @imeatingtoast
    @imeatingtoast 6 місяців тому +345

    I'm glad he has people who care for him, it's actually really heartwarming.
    May I suggest some fresh sheets and pillows, give the man that new bed feels 🥲

    • @jetfa9
      @jetfa9 6 місяців тому +41

      Its actually super frustrating I'm sure. They have to tiptoe around the issue. I've had friends like that who shut down when confronted. But hey, it worked..maybe?

    • @KingEdwardMMVIII
      @KingEdwardMMVIII 6 місяців тому +12

      ​@@jetfa9I've thought for years Asmon had a really nice house down the road and just filmed over there to keep the bit going. I suppose I was wrong 😂 I'm sure it is definitely frustrating so I give kudos for them helping dude out.

    • @higherlearning9386
      @higherlearning9386 6 місяців тому +13

      Yeah you can tell these 2 really care about asmon, I’m glad he does have friends like this, I wish I did.

    • @KingEdwardMMVIII
      @KingEdwardMMVIII 6 місяців тому +6

      @@higherlearning9386 Me too. Since I hit my 30s I really don't have any friends. Some died, some moved away. Just ain't the same.

    • @koppy82
      @koppy82 6 місяців тому +1

      @@jetfa9 They don't have to tiptoe around the issue because he knows his house is a mess but he doesn't care enough to get it cleaned, but he did say he was opened to having it cleaned.

  • @naotachaika9599
    @naotachaika9599 6 місяців тому +310

    6:53
    "You're gonna throw out your moldy pillows and blankets, right?"
    Asmon: "...What?" 😢

    • @Shinobido1562
      @Shinobido1562 6 місяців тому +3

      Moldy makes it better tho

    • @frankiedankymemes
      @frankiedankymemes 6 місяців тому +1

      There are ways around everything though. Any moldy pillows or blankets he has.. I'd look at them and see any pieces not molded could be salvaged. They could cut squares and have them made into a quilt.

    • @CallumSk8er
      @CallumSk8er 4 місяці тому +2

      @@frankiedankymemes that is hoarder mentality

    • @frankiedankymemes
      @frankiedankymemes 4 місяці тому

      @@CallumSk8er Making a quilt he could frame is hoarder mentality? 🤣 gtforn, that's an insane statement 🤣

  • @TunnelSnake-es7tu
    @TunnelSnake-es7tu 6 місяців тому +12

    25:00 “this seems like solving a problem that doesn’t exist” lmao

  • @bloodblitzowns11
    @bloodblitzowns11 6 місяців тому +228

    "no its got vegetables in it" - emi
    "thats what I said, yeah, its tainted." - asmon LOL

  • @codymunholland4617
    @codymunholland4617 6 місяців тому +389

    finally, he shall sleep on the floor next to his new matress in style

    • @thegreatbeavers
      @thegreatbeavers 6 місяців тому +2

      I got an idea to convince Asmongold to sleep on his new mattress. Invite Caseoh over so he can sleep on it to break it in and completely turn it into like the old one. Then it be perfect for Asmon.

    • @moixdoll
      @moixdoll 6 місяців тому

      like a king

  • @todorow22
    @todorow22 5 місяців тому +13

    Ikea having carts where all four wheels rotate is the bane of my existence as a semi-pro shopping cart racer

    • @nAcolz
      @nAcolz 4 місяці тому +3

      That's how all carts are in the Europe afaik 😅

  • @lms5041
    @lms5041 6 місяців тому +205

    Emiru: your gonna throw away your moldy pillows and blankets, right? Asmon: What? HAHAHA xD

    • @JD2jr.
      @JD2jr. 6 місяців тому +12

      What they need to do is buy him replacements for all of his old ones and replace them, but *don't* throw out the old ones. Just have him try the new ones for a couple days while they wash the old ones. If he actively misses anything after a couple days, he knows that he wants that specific thing and not that he just doesn't like the change. Most likely he will only want a couple things back and they can get rid of 90% of it stress free.

  • @SonJayChannel
    @SonJayChannel 6 місяців тому +137

    They need to make an entire series dedicated to Asmon's process of cleaning/renovating his house. Would be peak content

    • @wafflebrothel7712
      @wafflebrothel7712 4 місяці тому +2

      He probably doesn’t clean. Because he knows if he does. He will realize he likes it that way. Then wants to put effort into keeping things that way.

    • @fj0lts
      @fj0lts Місяць тому +1

      PLEASE yes!

  • @LeKidderface
    @LeKidderface 6 місяців тому +70

    Asmon talking about “easy to clean” as if he cleans anything 😂😂😂

    • @Franzifii
      @Franzifii 6 місяців тому +4

      It makes more sense than hard to clean for him still.

    • @Chillsaurus
      @Chillsaurus 6 місяців тому

      hahahahahaha

  • @jjfairbanks4
    @jjfairbanks4 6 місяців тому +153

    Anytime the Goblin King leaves his lair to partake in everyday affairs is always must see TV 😂

  • @NicoleMarie.
    @NicoleMarie. 6 місяців тому +86

    You guys are awesome. You don’t realize how much something so simple affects others. Just someone to clear the house, organize, and clean is a huge boost to mental health. Our environment is a direct causation and correlation to positive mental and physical health. I have been hoping someone would do this for him. *_I’m not saying he is suffering, only that having a clean and organized home greatly improves our MH._*

    • @liteknight
      @liteknight 6 місяців тому +7

      _our Monster Hunter_

  • @ronanclifford
    @ronanclifford 6 місяців тому +15

    asmon just pulling things out of the display room and into the cart xD

  • @tholzak
    @tholzak 6 місяців тому +72

    Don't forget Tectone thought WWII was in the 1800s.

  • @11Safetydance
    @11Safetydance 6 місяців тому +91

    "Part of the nest is the weight of it"
    It all makes sense now.

  • @jasonsekiguchi458
    @jasonsekiguchi458 5 місяців тому +5

    Emiru's face when Asmon talks about the Thanksgiving cornbread is hilarious.

  • @retroxify
    @retroxify 6 місяців тому +242

    "I don't want it."
    "Why?"
    "Because what if I have it?"
    Asmonlogic.

    • @whirlwindsky
      @whirlwindsky 6 місяців тому +24

      it was just as relatable as it was frustrating.

    • @Everrrrr
      @Everrrrr 6 місяців тому

      It actually makes perfect sense tho

    • @user-jo8nj
      @user-jo8nj 6 місяців тому +1

      he's an ascetic

  • @matejbosela9093
    @matejbosela9093 6 місяців тому +42

    12:55 you can see Asmon getting more lively at the mention of min-maxxing 😂

  • @Riverrain123
    @Riverrain123 День тому +1

    I love watching this channel, makes me feel like we are all friends shopping at ikea lol

  • @perrinayebarra
    @perrinayebarra 6 місяців тому +136

    Tectone flat out yelling in normal conversation is wild to me.

    • @SoulxWeaver
      @SoulxWeaver 6 місяців тому +35

      His dad has poor hearing
      So he and his brothers grew up yelling as their normal volume

    • @Augrills
      @Augrills 6 місяців тому +10

      @@SoulxWeaver I worked in the coal mines for 20 years and if you don’t yell at me, I won’t hear you

    • @perrinayebarra
      @perrinayebarra 6 місяців тому +7

      @@SoulxWeaver that’s badass

    • @spk1121
      @spk1121 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@SoulxWeaver: Huh. That actually makes sense!

    • @dragonhollZ
      @dragonhollZ 6 місяців тому +11

      He’s so loud i would be so embarrassed 😂😂

  • @crow_buddy
    @crow_buddy 6 місяців тому +191

    Tectone wearing a Berserk t-shirt and recommending Fear & Hunger to Asmon was unironically a huge W.

    • @a-Stalk3r
      @a-Stalk3r 6 місяців тому

      Too bad he is too much of a bitch to finish the game.

    • @omkarcharati8930
      @omkarcharati8930 6 місяців тому +5

      If Asmon starts playing Fear & Hunger I am 💯 watching that shit, it'll prolly become my favourite piece of content if he actually starts liking it

  • @IvanKosovan
    @IvanKosovan 6 місяців тому +7

    Emiru is so sweet trying to convince him to get new pillows and blankets due to the mold and being half eaten. She sounds so concerned.

  • @mephisto40
    @mephisto40 6 місяців тому +46

    That poor bear, you made him think he was going home with his new family and then you adandoned him in a store where he'll never find his friends and family again

  • @joshvaughan8942
    @joshvaughan8942 6 місяців тому +33

    loving these "alien visits america" videos. Interesting to see them navigate an unknown land.

  • @mykelas531
    @mykelas531 3 місяці тому +6

    Tectone is Kratos, Asmon is mimir with body, and Emiru is Atreus

  • @CCLovejoy96
    @CCLovejoy96 6 місяців тому +86

    The most impressive thing is watching Asmon being that rich just going “nope” to just about everything he sees.

    • @FoulUnderworldCreature
      @FoulUnderworldCreature 6 місяців тому +14

      Yes because when you have money you either learn what you really like or become a hoarder.

    • @Karl_Marksman
      @Karl_Marksman 6 місяців тому +13

      @@FoulUnderworldCreature and he already learned how to be a hoarder before the money.

    • @TKnotts1299
      @TKnotts1299 6 місяців тому +20

      “I kinda like this chair”
      You should get it
      “Why would I do that?”

    • @putsticker
      @putsticker 6 місяців тому +4

      @Karl_Marksman Straight up, he learned that clutter wasn't an issue in the past and didn't need to learn to uphold certain housekeeping habits because they just weren't modeled in the first place.

    • @Karl_Marksman
      @Karl_Marksman 6 місяців тому +5

      @@putsticker I can relate to this more than I wish. Got a giant house with three households worth of stuff in it and two old af parents who live in 2 of like 20 rooms. They're not rich, it's just a big old house with 70 years of stuff/junk.
      And always a bunch of dogs. I didn't know clean house until I was a grown man 😄

  • @jaybberwocky
    @jaybberwocky 6 місяців тому +78

    13:43 That story looked like it physically hurt Emi to hear XD

  • @cuno6118
    @cuno6118 6 місяців тому +7

    10:02 I love the cut to asmon just looking at a pillow

  • @honestylowkeye1171
    @honestylowkeye1171 6 місяців тому +73

    Watching this almost feels like having friends

  • @Rkbmaxxx
    @Rkbmaxxx 6 місяців тому +47

    He's looking like he's about to explode on the spot being out of his house lol 😂😂😂

  • @Rx003
    @Rx003 5 місяців тому +2

    "Its a sink? I dont give a fuck about a sink" 9:22 😂😂😂 he sounded so offended by the question haha

  • @voidslord3300
    @voidslord3300 6 місяців тому +32

    Why does it feel like Tectone and Emiru are babysitting Asmon?😂😂😂

  • @TenableMold
    @TenableMold 6 місяців тому +15

    I really love seeing these 3 going on adventures together. I can't wait to see Asmond get his well-deserved home renovations started. 👏👍

  • @dennishunsdon8343
    @dennishunsdon8343 Місяць тому +1

    This is like watching two parents take their adult child furniture shopping for his new apartment but they had to make him move out of their home.

  • @Goodpizzaa
    @Goodpizzaa 6 місяців тому +13

    It's honestly very sweet how much you guys care about Zack.

  • @SinfulSire
    @SinfulSire 6 місяців тому +18

    Tectone setting the vibes!! This was a big W for Zack's back or aleast, we hope! It's fun to watch 3 friends having a good time together.

  • @paddington1670
    @paddington1670 6 місяців тому +9

    When I was a painter i painted the stair wells in an Ikea once upon a time and every morning we started before people got there and we got to have endless Swedish Berry soft drink from the employee lounge, it was like a DREAM. Anyway, they sold $1 breakfasts, which were pretty lean but still came with some bacon, 2 slices of toast, some eggs, and hash browns, and a fruit juice, and i always bought two of them to make a full meal, it was sooooo good working there for a time. I went back recently and the $1 breakfast no longer exists.

  • @CHIQUIZO
    @CHIQUIZO 6 місяців тому +21

    4:48 Asmon went full dissapointed-dad mode ahahaha

  • @eatexp742
    @eatexp742 6 місяців тому +14

    I love how Asmon touches and inspects everything. I get the impression its all just replacable stuff to Tectone, but for Asmon everythings felt and inspected to see if its going to last.

  • @jdizzytalks
    @jdizzytalks 2 місяці тому +3

    Tectone swearing so loud in public summoned one of my top pet peeves.

    • @spencersmith2542
      @spencersmith2542 Місяць тому +2

      Me too. Hella annoying and rude. Like every 3rd word was a swear

  • @rehumspence6007
    @rehumspence6007 6 місяців тому +34

    I like whenever Emiru asked a completely understandable question and Asmond responds with a very confused “What?”

    • @jms5c8
      @jms5c8 6 місяців тому +5

      i wonder how much her feet are sweating in those shoes

    • @mrchapstick6897
      @mrchapstick6897 5 місяців тому

      ​@@jms5c8ew

  • @JiroTheFro
    @JiroTheFro 6 місяців тому +8

    This was a nice special. Surprisingly cozy, like a family trip to the store

  • @MrFunNightcore
    @MrFunNightcore 6 місяців тому +4

    This guys is so kind with this dude what a kind hearted people 😢

  • @peckneck2439
    @peckneck2439 6 місяців тому +53

    Like how Teccy and Emiru actually look ready to be outside among people meanwhile asmon literally looks like he just left his homeless tent.

  • @ZaeBae22
    @ZaeBae22 6 місяців тому +14

    "I don't give a fuck about a sink" sent me into a laughter so hard i irritated my lungs

  • @Tropicocitwo
    @Tropicocitwo 6 місяців тому +3

    at 1:28 LMAO they have that light in EVERY FRICKIN IKEA IN THE WORLD ahaha

  • @sleepywoodcollection
    @sleepywoodcollection 6 місяців тому +50

    3:13 emi catching strays
    3:28 teccy catching strays
    all in 15 seconds

  • @thewizard2567
    @thewizard2567 6 місяців тому +62

    "we got lost" is wild when there's at least 3 adults part of this group in a shop that makes it pretty hard to get lost since there's maps everywhere, and one of them has been there recently.

    • @spk1121
      @spk1121 6 місяців тому +7

      Streamer brain in a nutshell

    • @arodin
      @arodin 6 місяців тому +9

      If only they had some experience with using maps to find their way to an objective...

    • @withoutdaysofficial
      @withoutdaysofficial 6 місяців тому +3

      They have at least 3 cameramen?

    • @ElrondMcBong.
      @ElrondMcBong. 6 місяців тому +2

      Seems like you never have been to an IKEA

    • @turinturambar8622
      @turinturambar8622 6 місяців тому +1

      IKEA's are purposefully built to be confusing so you spend more time looking at things to buy.

  • @LilypadOW
    @LilypadOW 6 місяців тому +5

    this was so fun and lighthearted

  • @IgansioYT
    @IgansioYT 6 місяців тому +16

    9:45 those controllers actually look like the one they used on the submarine lmao

    • @TheMainAGG
      @TheMainAGG 6 місяців тому +2

      thats cus they were, i bought one for the layout cus i dont like the xbox controller layout. aboslute hogshit of a controller

    • @TheXshot
      @TheXshot 6 місяців тому +2

      They did indeed use a Logitech controller.

  • @qeeqee
    @qeeqee 6 місяців тому +6

    Asmons face when trying stuff is like giving your dog sparkling water and seeing it's reaction LoL

  • @KendlickLama
    @KendlickLama 3 місяці тому +2

    Tectone turned into a mattress salesman really quick after they entered the mattress store

  • @tinymito
    @tinymito 6 місяців тому +95

    I'm ex-IKEA employee, IKEA designed the store to intentionally get customer to get lost in store, one stop shop and encourage them discover new things, experience new products.

    • @dyyylllaannn
      @dyyylllaannn 6 місяців тому +1

      it can easily be forded with a map

    • @Guts_Critikal
      @Guts_Critikal 6 місяців тому +1

      then why are the arrows telling you where to go?

    • @bodotrenaud7441
      @bodotrenaud7441 6 місяців тому +8

      @@dyyylllaannnthose who get lost in a IKEA probably can’t use a map anyway

    • @musguelha14
      @musguelha14 6 місяців тому +6

      On my local store there's a little hidden passage that you can take to skip the whole maze part and take you directly to the warehouse bit. Maybe it's there in every store? Always feel like a pro when going through there.

    • @wonderofu1603
      @wonderofu1603 6 місяців тому +6

      @@musguelha14 Than only unlocks after you beat the final boss

  • @baronvr1
    @baronvr1 6 місяців тому +37

    These specials make me feel feelings again.
    Thank you.

  • @RichyRich2607
    @RichyRich2607 6 місяців тому +3

    Its acutally amazing to see that Asmon got such good friends that care about him, no matter that he most of the time does not care for himself.

  • @TheCraftyBushman
    @TheCraftyBushman 6 місяців тому +15

    I feel like asmon is actually getting a little excited about having a clean house, good to see

  • @NickSmith-w3p
    @NickSmith-w3p 6 місяців тому +7

    I love how you all share!!! Its stupid how much I enjoy watching you 3 lol

  • @marineentertainment6118
    @marineentertainment6118 2 місяці тому +1

    lol, 2:50, that was probably the absolute worst description of that coma story, bro was like, “me see movie, him see lamp, now me wake up, oh me gowd it’s fake

  • @02dusk
    @02dusk 6 місяців тому +85

    12:30 Tectone thinks World War 2 is in the 1800

    • @jootpepet
      @jootpepet 6 місяців тому +5

      Emi cant read a wall clock

  • @ryan-tabar
    @ryan-tabar 6 місяців тому +13

    These types of videos are the best.

  • @unknxwnyeet7816
    @unknxwnyeet7816 3 місяці тому +1

    "plant based hotdog, then it's not a hotdog" there's never been a truer true.

  • @austinkoeppen6122
    @austinkoeppen6122 6 місяців тому +9

    That is indeed the controller they used to pilot that submarine.

  • @Lmaoguy78
    @Lmaoguy78 6 місяців тому +52

    I'm genuinely seeing the change Asmon is making and I'm so proud of that god damn man. Keep changing for the better buddy you deserve it.

    • @motorbreathjz
      @motorbreathjz 6 місяців тому +6

      you should love yourself more and get off the internet.

    • @Lmaoguy78
      @Lmaoguy78 6 місяців тому +6

      @@motorbreathjz That sounds like something someone who doesn't love themselves would say to another person. I'm a Software Engineer and have been for almost a decade now, buddy. I see his change because it's relatable because I was in a similar head space when I was younger.

    • @motorbreathjz
      @motorbreathjz 6 місяців тому +1

      @@Lmaoguy78 it doesnt matter what you are.. you could be elon musk and still be lonely and empty.. your on here turbo celebrating a rich gamer dude for looking at mattresses with his friends..
      and your right i dont love myself.. but i aint on here making comments to rich internet content creators thinking im gunna be heard... and if you were heard directly from them it not meaning shit anyways
      they dont know you and dont care about you..

    • @Lmaoguy78
      @Lmaoguy78 6 місяців тому +6

      @@motorbreathjz Turbo Celebrating, Celebrities are people too my man, with their own struggles and I suppose for some people they would want to try to be heard, but in the end wanting to be heard is a selfish thing, I am instead just celebrating that someone who was stagnated for so long is finally making the decision to change. I am proud of this because it will still encourage other people who have stagnated to also change. That is why it's important for people to hear positive things about change my man. World is too negative of a place to add more negativity to it, we should all strive to leave a better mark or even just encourage others to leave a better mark on it, buddy.

    • @fakkel321
      @fakkel321 6 місяців тому +5

      @@Lmaoguy78 Dont wast your time

  • @RebirthOG
    @RebirthOG 6 місяців тому +4

    Asmon just gave that entire building bedbugs

  • @devilcookie9924
    @devilcookie9924 6 місяців тому +30

    8:02 very rare Asmon moment

    • @whirlwindsky
      @whirlwindsky 6 місяців тому +4

      he looked like he was remembering something incredibly sad

    • @JustSomeChatter
      @JustSomeChatter 6 місяців тому +1

      That's cute ngl.

    • @ageon613
      @ageon613 6 місяців тому

      Common

    • @64_jhex
      @64_jhex 6 місяців тому

      He look likes he need the emotional support stuffed dog

  • @Lawrence55667
    @Lawrence55667 6 місяців тому +54

    tectone thought mattresses were invented in the 1800s

    • @moixdoll
      @moixdoll 6 місяців тому

      would have guessed that too if someone asked me

  • @timeofourlives1693
    @timeofourlives1693 4 дні тому

    The pillow "wtf" towards the end had me cracking up 😂

  • @Fullbatteri
    @Fullbatteri 6 місяців тому +8

    This is quickly competing to be my favorite video in the Steak and Eggs multiverse.

    • @wack...
      @wack... 6 місяців тому

      The pedicure one is mine

  • @mattlau95
    @mattlau95 6 місяців тому +12

    25:00 Tectone's suggestion could prevent permanent damage to the mattress ahahah

    • @whirlwindsky
      @whirlwindsky 6 місяців тому

      I will only drink water in bed, even if I'm not going to sleep, because I ruined a bed one time. Those sheets would give me so much freedom

    • @devonwilliams2423
      @devonwilliams2423 6 місяців тому

      Yeah I rely like tech he goes above and beyond to help asmon out, I tucked up and invested so much time and energy into wrong people I can't wait till I find a couple of buddies that reciprocate that effort lol

    • @staywokecuhh
      @staywokecuhh 5 місяців тому

      @@whirlwindsky Not to mention how gross it gets just from dead skin, sweat, and whatever else the body excretes. I shampoo my mattress every once in a while, because the first time i did it, it was a gross the amount of stuff that was pulled out of the fibers that you cant even see, but the water is coming out brown/black. Made me want to vomit. I can only imagine what that would look like on a mattress used, and not cleaned for 10 years plus. Might as well just throw it out.

  • @primary2630
    @primary2630 3 місяці тому

    12:55 minmaxing shower shitting is crazy LMAO and Emi's face right after at 13:31 hahaha

  • @RED89P13
    @RED89P13 6 місяців тому +11

    Dude whoever the camera guy is gets reaction expressions just in time

  • @MrBongie
    @MrBongie 6 місяців тому +10

    19:17 at this moment Tectone realized that his palette is more refined than Emi's.

    • @crashman2062
      @crashman2062 6 місяців тому +1

      Emi grew up in Kansas eating Campbell's soup casseroles and Dole Whip for dessert.

  • @pedropascalore19th
    @pedropascalore19th Місяць тому

    That "we are going to take care of him" 😂 after emiru said you need to throw away your old blankets 😂

  • @hymlan
    @hymlan 6 місяців тому +15

    24:45 haha Tectone "I'm gonna knock the fuck out of Emmi right now"

  • @harrydadaniels
    @harrydadaniels 6 місяців тому +6

    Liked this video for the transition animation at 21:45

  • @brutaka5058
    @brutaka5058 Місяць тому

    Stoked to see these friends having a good time. Gives me hope 😊

  • @TRGoldjkp
    @TRGoldjkp 6 місяців тому +86

    the workers would never believe he could buy the whole damn store if he wanted.

    • @musguelha14
      @musguelha14 6 місяців тому +6

      Far from it.

    • @PredatorGoose
      @PredatorGoose 6 місяців тому +2

      @@musguelha14hes a millionaire he can if he wants

    • @chukah9484
      @chukah9484 6 місяців тому +6

      ​@Ev1lChickenRobot the store is probably worth more than all their networth combined

    • @PredatorGoose
      @PredatorGoose 6 місяців тому

      @@chukah9484 nah

    • @TRGoldjkp
      @TRGoldjkp 6 місяців тому +2

      @@chukah9484 I didn't mean IKEA. I just meant all the stuff in the store lol.