Just asking. Does americans call a bed a matress? In denmark it would be bed shopping. Topmatress is more what you buy if you already have a bed. Also latex, foam are most common. And asmon is right fat people want firm :P
I’m telling you that cleaning up and renovating asmons house and more importantly helping asmon improve his life is the golden content story arc that I’m waiting for. Up there with sketch going to the eye doctor. I’m afraid a lot of his desire to hold onto the way things are is the passing of his mom. I hope he finds his way through the stuff.
I dont think that's the case. He mentioned the reason for why he didnt take care of himself and his living condition in his react to oompaville's video
I screen recorded that section because I spit out the water I was drinking all over my desk because I laughed so hard at his tone and timing when he said that.
It's like Asmon is child with very specific wants and they are his uncle and aunt desperately trying to make him happy. This is my therapy. I love it. I need more.
i hate to say it but asmon was raised a certain way and its left him what some might describe as a man child. His friends truely are doing their best to bit by bit chip away at his spoilt (from a place of love) view of the world. He eats like a fussy 5 year old that never had a parent make them eat their veg. He lives like teenager in regards to his diet , hygiene and even perceptions.
@@nia.d33 its more than just the way he was brought up. i remember my dad being away and my mum stoned as fuck every day and lock me up and go out. ( i was 0-5) Cant imagin she did anything for me during my youth . Dad wasnt there.. Sure i dont give anything about affection or materials.. But i live in a clean house .. Hell i even clean other houses as charity. Either Asmon isnt diagnosed properly or we dont know the whole picture. But this lack of caring about the environment is due to his mum 100% But theres more to it. I just cant put my finger on it.
@@JanwillemCramer Id agree it may be an undiagnosed mental issue such as hoarding but also somewhat his upbringing. i wouldnt be shocked if asmon has ocd / hoarding / autism of some combo and i mean that with no ill will or malice.
@@nia.d33 i know a guy that has identical patterns to asmon, that guy changed very much at once and became a new person like he is now, idk if i can describe it well but its like being 100% your person without ever having a look at others, while missing alot of common sense
i worked in ikea, they dont work they are useless trust me when there were renovations i was standing next to HUGE sing showing where to go etc and people kept asking me where do they go instead LOL
TBF i do hear often about people getting lost in Ikea, same with bigger stores that use the line on the ground. Not everyone understands you can just follow the line/arrows
Seriously, it's like watching one of those cartoons about a caveman that got frozen through time and awakened a few thousand years later by a group of scientists and then the scientists try to teach him to adapt to modern life.
I agree. I also think it was a missed opportunity to bring Asmondad along. I think they both would have been chewin him out for not trying more things lol
Friends don't let friends keep living like this, I think that's all it is really. It's probably just been easier to talk him into doing this stuff because Asmon is motivated by content too.
7:51 Thats a horrible idea, if your mattress lays on your floor for years, the moisture (sweat etc.) that accumulates can’t escape, and the underside of the mattress will start to mold, then it starts turning black A slatted frame is really, REALLY important
Lets get this: Bear Asmon: ... Were getting this: Dog Asmon:... What about this: Shark Asmon:... Asmon: I want this Ikea: You can't have that Asmon:...
@@Foun_D_OnePiece That's in the case that they have it, if if's purely a display they might not have any in the back either. But also, she couldn't just slip'd up and not told them about the product number.
Just got to the pillow part. Wow thats such a let down. Always nice for him to add new stuff around every now and then. Is it crazy that I think I would have asked the worker if the manager could make a deal with me. Even pay twice the price (if I was rocking asmons acc). Or you know at least ask where they got the display from...
The fact that we are in a reality now where the possibility of seeing Asmons house get a makeover (piece by piece) thanks to his friends is crazy to me
Man when Emiru told Asmon he don't have to throw out the old one, he can just put it out next to the other old mattress in the garden and not even suggested he should replace and throw the older outdoor mattress. You can just feel real friends understanding your situation and complexity of character.
It's like Tectone and Emi are Asmon's kids talking him into a retirement home. "It's a big life change". Honestly it's good to see Asmon doing this, I think he would be a lot happier when it's all said and done. Plus watching this as a series is honestly good!
I'm glad he has people who care for him, it's actually really heartwarming. May I suggest some fresh sheets and pillows, give the man that new bed feels 🥲
Its actually super frustrating I'm sure. They have to tiptoe around the issue. I've had friends like that who shut down when confronted. But hey, it worked..maybe?
@@jetfa9I've thought for years Asmon had a really nice house down the road and just filmed over there to keep the bit going. I suppose I was wrong 😂 I'm sure it is definitely frustrating so I give kudos for them helping dude out.
@@jetfa9 They don't have to tiptoe around the issue because he knows his house is a mess but he doesn't care enough to get it cleaned, but he did say he was opened to having it cleaned.
There are ways around everything though. Any moldy pillows or blankets he has.. I'd look at them and see any pieces not molded could be salvaged. They could cut squares and have them made into a quilt.
I got an idea to convince Asmongold to sleep on his new mattress. Invite Caseoh over so he can sleep on it to break it in and completely turn it into like the old one. Then it be perfect for Asmon.
What they need to do is buy him replacements for all of his old ones and replace them, but *don't* throw out the old ones. Just have him try the new ones for a couple days while they wash the old ones. If he actively misses anything after a couple days, he knows that he wants that specific thing and not that he just doesn't like the change. Most likely he will only want a couple things back and they can get rid of 90% of it stress free.
You guys are awesome. You don’t realize how much something so simple affects others. Just someone to clear the house, organize, and clean is a huge boost to mental health. Our environment is a direct causation and correlation to positive mental and physical health. I have been hoping someone would do this for him. *_I’m not saying he is suffering, only that having a clean and organized home greatly improves our MH._*
That poor bear, you made him think he was going home with his new family and then you adandoned him in a store where he'll never find his friends and family again
@Karl_Marksman Straight up, he learned that clutter wasn't an issue in the past and didn't need to learn to uphold certain housekeeping habits because they just weren't modeled in the first place.
@@putsticker I can relate to this more than I wish. Got a giant house with three households worth of stuff in it and two old af parents who live in 2 of like 20 rooms. They're not rich, it's just a big old house with 70 years of stuff/junk. And always a bunch of dogs. I didn't know clean house until I was a grown man 😄
When I was a painter i painted the stair wells in an Ikea once upon a time and every morning we started before people got there and we got to have endless Swedish Berry soft drink from the employee lounge, it was like a DREAM. Anyway, they sold $1 breakfasts, which were pretty lean but still came with some bacon, 2 slices of toast, some eggs, and hash browns, and a fruit juice, and i always bought two of them to make a full meal, it was sooooo good working there for a time. I went back recently and the $1 breakfast no longer exists.
I love how Asmon touches and inspects everything. I get the impression its all just replacable stuff to Tectone, but for Asmon everythings felt and inspected to see if its going to last.
"we got lost" is wild when there's at least 3 adults part of this group in a shop that makes it pretty hard to get lost since there's maps everywhere, and one of them has been there recently.
I'm ex-IKEA employee, IKEA designed the store to intentionally get customer to get lost in store, one stop shop and encourage them discover new things, experience new products.
On my local store there's a little hidden passage that you can take to skip the whole maze part and take you directly to the warehouse bit. Maybe it's there in every store? Always feel like a pro when going through there.
lol, 2:50, that was probably the absolute worst description of that coma story, bro was like, “me see movie, him see lamp, now me wake up, oh me gowd it’s fake
@@motorbreathjz That sounds like something someone who doesn't love themselves would say to another person. I'm a Software Engineer and have been for almost a decade now, buddy. I see his change because it's relatable because I was in a similar head space when I was younger.
@@Lmaoguy78 it doesnt matter what you are.. you could be elon musk and still be lonely and empty.. your on here turbo celebrating a rich gamer dude for looking at mattresses with his friends.. and your right i dont love myself.. but i aint on here making comments to rich internet content creators thinking im gunna be heard... and if you were heard directly from them it not meaning shit anyways they dont know you and dont care about you..
@@motorbreathjz Turbo Celebrating, Celebrities are people too my man, with their own struggles and I suppose for some people they would want to try to be heard, but in the end wanting to be heard is a selfish thing, I am instead just celebrating that someone who was stagnated for so long is finally making the decision to change. I am proud of this because it will still encourage other people who have stagnated to also change. That is why it's important for people to hear positive things about change my man. World is too negative of a place to add more negativity to it, we should all strive to leave a better mark or even just encourage others to leave a better mark on it, buddy.
Yeah I rely like tech he goes above and beyond to help asmon out, I tucked up and invested so much time and energy into wrong people I can't wait till I find a couple of buddies that reciprocate that effort lol
@@whirlwindsky Not to mention how gross it gets just from dead skin, sweat, and whatever else the body excretes. I shampoo my mattress every once in a while, because the first time i did it, it was a gross the amount of stuff that was pulled out of the fibers that you cant even see, but the water is coming out brown/black. Made me want to vomit. I can only imagine what that would look like on a mattress used, and not cleaned for 10 years plus. Might as well just throw it out.
It’s like those TikTok videos where they take a homeless guy shopping and get him living supplies
lmao
So wholesome. I hope the homeless guy can eat something else other than a $2 steak
😂😂😂
Just asking. Does americans call a bed a matress? In denmark it would be bed shopping. Topmatress is more what you buy if you already have a bed. Also latex, foam are most common. And asmon is right fat people want firm :P
This comment made my day hahaha
Don’t let this video make you forget that Tectone thought World War 2 was in the 1800’s
But let’s not forget Emiur said 10:22 what a dumb dumb lol 😂
never forget. we need a commemorative Tectone silver plated coin.
I gotta see that where’s the clip?
he also thinks lingonberries are cranberries
"Lest we forget"
I’m telling you that cleaning up and renovating asmons house and more importantly helping asmon improve his life is the golden content story arc that I’m waiting for. Up there with sketch going to the eye doctor. I’m afraid a lot of his desire to hold onto the way things are is the passing of his mom. I hope he finds his way through the stuff.
I dont think that's the case. He mentioned the reason for why he didnt take care of himself and his living condition in his react to oompaville's video
@@ayashi9861what was the reason I don’t want to watch the video
@@calebdolin3676 something along the line of ppl treated him like shit back then so he didnt bother to take care of himself
@@ayashi9861 So the answer is he needs help and therapy for his trauma ❤
@@rolithesecond or ya know, you stop putting your nose in other peoples business.
"I don't give a fuck about a sink. I've never seen a sink that I liked. I've never seen a sink that I didn't like. It's a sink."
- Asmon the Wise 9:23
I screen recorded that section because I spit out the water I was drinking all over my desk because I laughed so hard at his tone and timing when he said that.
same I laughed so hard I pissed and shit myself and had a brain aneurysm
ive seen a sink that i really like. but thats a sign im getting old at 36 xD
@@jytyp 😂
It's unironically true though lol
Taking Tectone to a history museum would go so fucking hard
lol awesome idea, gotta teach history to this boy
This NEEDS to happen
That would be hilarious
You think you know history? Name every event.
Tectone Gets Loud in a Library
asmon is literally like a specimen, the look on his face while hes trying stuff. its quite fascinating
Always thankful that Emi and Tectone take Asmon for a walk every now and then.
asmon is like a dog to them that talks
@@mantasg6447 theyre like his adoptive parents.
7:55 He gotta meet the other dogs once in a while XD
Asmon walks to the gas station all the time
@@mantasg6447lmao y’all are dicks don’t ever talk that way about Dogs
It's like Asmon is child with very specific wants and they are his uncle and aunt desperately trying to make him happy. This is my therapy. I love it. I need more.
Yes I got the same vibe
i hate to say it but asmon was raised a certain way and its left him what some might describe as a man child. His friends truely are doing their best to bit by bit chip away at his spoilt (from a place of love) view of the world. He eats like a fussy 5 year old that never had a parent make them eat their veg. He lives like teenager in regards to his diet , hygiene and even perceptions.
@@nia.d33 its more than just the way he was brought up. i remember my dad being away and my mum stoned as fuck every day and lock me up and go out. ( i was 0-5) Cant imagin she did anything for me during my youth . Dad wasnt there.. Sure i dont give anything about affection or materials.. But i live in a clean house .. Hell i even clean other houses as charity. Either Asmon isnt diagnosed properly or we dont know the whole picture. But this lack of caring about the environment is due to his mum 100% But theres more to it. I just cant put my finger on it.
@@JanwillemCramer Id agree it may be an undiagnosed mental issue such as hoarding but also somewhat his upbringing. i wouldnt be shocked if asmon has ocd / hoarding / autism of some combo and i mean that with no ill will or malice.
@@nia.d33 i know a guy that has identical patterns to asmon, that guy changed very much at once and became a new person like he is now, idk if i can describe it well but its like being 100% your person without ever having a look at others, while missing alot of common sense
tectone wanting to share food with friends and asking for a bite is so relatable. thats how you show love.
3 professional gamers lost in an ikea, where there are literal arrows on the ground. See, yellow tape doesn’t matter
Stop fucking putting yellow arrows everywhere! I'm a gamer! I know how to navigate-wait this is real life...
i worked in ikea, they dont work they are useless trust me when there were renovations i was standing next to HUGE sing showing where to go etc and people kept asking me where do they go instead LOL
"So this must be the midpoint of the level" 🤣🤣🤣
TBF i do hear often about people getting lost in Ikea, same with bigger stores that use the line on the ground. Not everyone understands you can just follow the line/arrows
Reminds me of the infinite loop prank someone did.
Asmon was acting like an alien learning how humans sleep
Seriously, it's like watching one of those cartoons about a caveman that got frozen through time and awakened a few thousand years later by a group of scientists and then the scientists try to teach him to adapt to modern life.
@makoto3212 autistic*
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
You are acting like you are on a bandwagon to fit it, other people are making Asmon jokes so why not join in to feel special.
The pillow dude!
Emi whincing at Amonds explanation of finding rotten food is 10/10 😂😂😂
almost as funny as gay cake
bro tectone sometimes talks to asmon like a DAD trying to convince his kid how nice things are, i love it
I agree. I also think it was a missed opportunity to bring Asmondad along. I think they both would have been chewin him out for not trying more things lol
This was a homey, heart warming day ngl.
Was the podcast secretly just started to slowly trick asmon into improving his house
Shh don't let him know
It was started to expose Tectone for thinking World War II was 200 years ago.
thats content for a few years
@waketp420he said he would if asmon ever wanted to
Friends don't let friends keep living like this, I think that's all it is really. It's probably just been easier to talk him into doing this stuff because Asmon is motivated by content too.
7:51
Thats a horrible idea, if your mattress lays on your floor for years, the moisture (sweat etc.) that accumulates can’t escape, and the underside of the mattress will start to mold, then it starts turning black
A slatted frame is really, REALLY important
This made me so happy
You and Emiru are really good friends for Asmon. You both accept him, but also help him progress!
Wholesome content😊
Every friend group needs that one Omega extrovert.
@@KingZercules they use him for content because no one cares about this podcast besides his incel viewers
@goldertier all your comments are just shitting on Asmon, when you're a multi-millionaire from doing nothing, maybe your opinions will be valid
Lets get this: Bear
Asmon: ...
Were getting this: Dog
Asmon:...
What about this: Shark
Asmon:...
Asmon: I want this
Ikea: You can't have that
Asmon:...
Usually you need to write down the product number to get the item at the end.
@@Foun_D_OnePiece That's in the case that they have it, if if's purely a display they might not have any in the back either. But also, she couldn't just slip'd up and not told them about the product number.
@@Foun_D_OnePiece usually but you can also usually buy display items for a discount. just open box
So far at the part with the dog and I wish he would have gotten it. Looks comfy af
Just got to the pillow part. Wow thats such a let down. Always nice for him to add new stuff around every now and then.
Is it crazy that I think I would have asked the worker if the manager could make a deal with me. Even pay twice the price (if I was rocking asmons acc). Or you know at least ask where they got the display from...
Asmon's mom would've loved this. Seeing her kid having friends like these.
Foreal
in theory asmon would be a perfect candidate for an extreme makeover episode with his home.
That or Hoarders: CC Edition
honestly he should just buy a whole new house, and sleep in it one day a week. Just to slowly break into it.
MTV Cribs, how it is right now😂
That's pretty much what they have been milking content from for a while now. They are grooming Asmon lmao
nah he should build a house in the german way, with stones and shit from the ground up.
The fact that we are in a reality now where the possibility of seeing Asmons house get a makeover (piece by piece) thanks to his friends is crazy to me
We may one day see asmon dating
Maybe like in that video with Charlie dating 40 women
@@Xeno7001oh no😂
Man when Emiru told Asmon he don't have to throw out the old one, he can just put it out next to the other old mattress in the garden and not even suggested he should replace and throw the older outdoor mattress. You can just feel real friends understanding your situation and complexity of character.
It really fills my heart seeing parents caring for their children even when they're 30 years old.
I laughed at first, then I realized something and stopped.
@@elijahyourdad3937 realized what
@@AGXJDM That I'm also almost 30 years old, still live in my parents' house and cared by them.
@@elijahyourdad3937 lol loser
@@elijahyourdad3937 what a loser
really love the IRL content - watching asmon outside of the studio is like watching a nature documentary.
He looked so happy touching the cacti and saying "It's real!"
It's like Tectone and Emi are Asmon's kids talking him into a retirement home. "It's a big life change". Honestly it's good to see Asmon doing this, I think he would be a lot happier when it's all said and done. Plus watching this as a series is honestly good!
I'm glad he has people who care for him, it's actually really heartwarming.
May I suggest some fresh sheets and pillows, give the man that new bed feels 🥲
Its actually super frustrating I'm sure. They have to tiptoe around the issue. I've had friends like that who shut down when confronted. But hey, it worked..maybe?
@@jetfa9I've thought for years Asmon had a really nice house down the road and just filmed over there to keep the bit going. I suppose I was wrong 😂 I'm sure it is definitely frustrating so I give kudos for them helping dude out.
Yeah you can tell these 2 really care about asmon, I’m glad he does have friends like this, I wish I did.
@@higherlearning9386 Me too. Since I hit my 30s I really don't have any friends. Some died, some moved away. Just ain't the same.
@@jetfa9 They don't have to tiptoe around the issue because he knows his house is a mess but he doesn't care enough to get it cleaned, but he did say he was opened to having it cleaned.
6:53
"You're gonna throw out your moldy pillows and blankets, right?"
Asmon: "...What?" 😢
Moldy makes it better tho
There are ways around everything though. Any moldy pillows or blankets he has.. I'd look at them and see any pieces not molded could be salvaged. They could cut squares and have them made into a quilt.
@@frankiedankymemes that is hoarder mentality
@@CallumSk8er Making a quilt he could frame is hoarder mentality? 🤣 gtforn, that's an insane statement 🤣
25:00 “this seems like solving a problem that doesn’t exist” lmao
"no its got vegetables in it" - emi
"thats what I said, yeah, its tainted." - asmon LOL
finally, he shall sleep on the floor next to his new matress in style
I got an idea to convince Asmongold to sleep on his new mattress. Invite Caseoh over so he can sleep on it to break it in and completely turn it into like the old one. Then it be perfect for Asmon.
like a king
Ikea having carts where all four wheels rotate is the bane of my existence as a semi-pro shopping cart racer
That's how all carts are in the Europe afaik 😅
Emiru: your gonna throw away your moldy pillows and blankets, right? Asmon: What? HAHAHA xD
What they need to do is buy him replacements for all of his old ones and replace them, but *don't* throw out the old ones. Just have him try the new ones for a couple days while they wash the old ones. If he actively misses anything after a couple days, he knows that he wants that specific thing and not that he just doesn't like the change. Most likely he will only want a couple things back and they can get rid of 90% of it stress free.
They need to make an entire series dedicated to Asmon's process of cleaning/renovating his house. Would be peak content
He probably doesn’t clean. Because he knows if he does. He will realize he likes it that way. Then wants to put effort into keeping things that way.
PLEASE yes!
Asmon talking about “easy to clean” as if he cleans anything 😂😂😂
It makes more sense than hard to clean for him still.
hahahahahaha
Anytime the Goblin King leaves his lair to partake in everyday affairs is always must see TV 😂
You guys are awesome. You don’t realize how much something so simple affects others. Just someone to clear the house, organize, and clean is a huge boost to mental health. Our environment is a direct causation and correlation to positive mental and physical health. I have been hoping someone would do this for him. *_I’m not saying he is suffering, only that having a clean and organized home greatly improves our MH._*
_our Monster Hunter_
asmon just pulling things out of the display room and into the cart xD
Don't forget Tectone thought WWII was in the 1800s.
"Part of the nest is the weight of it"
It all makes sense now.
Emiru's face when Asmon talks about the Thanksgiving cornbread is hilarious.
"I don't want it."
"Why?"
"Because what if I have it?"
Asmonlogic.
it was just as relatable as it was frustrating.
It actually makes perfect sense tho
he's an ascetic
12:55 you can see Asmon getting more lively at the mention of min-maxxing 😂
I love watching this channel, makes me feel like we are all friends shopping at ikea lol
Tectone flat out yelling in normal conversation is wild to me.
His dad has poor hearing
So he and his brothers grew up yelling as their normal volume
@@SoulxWeaver I worked in the coal mines for 20 years and if you don’t yell at me, I won’t hear you
@@SoulxWeaver that’s badass
@@SoulxWeaver: Huh. That actually makes sense!
He’s so loud i would be so embarrassed 😂😂
Tectone wearing a Berserk t-shirt and recommending Fear & Hunger to Asmon was unironically a huge W.
Too bad he is too much of a bitch to finish the game.
If Asmon starts playing Fear & Hunger I am 💯 watching that shit, it'll prolly become my favourite piece of content if he actually starts liking it
Emiru is so sweet trying to convince him to get new pillows and blankets due to the mold and being half eaten. She sounds so concerned.
That poor bear, you made him think he was going home with his new family and then you adandoned him in a store where he'll never find his friends and family again
😢
loving these "alien visits america" videos. Interesting to see them navigate an unknown land.
Tectone is Kratos, Asmon is mimir with body, and Emiru is Atreus
The most impressive thing is watching Asmon being that rich just going “nope” to just about everything he sees.
Yes because when you have money you either learn what you really like or become a hoarder.
@@FoulUnderworldCreature and he already learned how to be a hoarder before the money.
“I kinda like this chair”
You should get it
“Why would I do that?”
@Karl_Marksman Straight up, he learned that clutter wasn't an issue in the past and didn't need to learn to uphold certain housekeeping habits because they just weren't modeled in the first place.
@@putsticker I can relate to this more than I wish. Got a giant house with three households worth of stuff in it and two old af parents who live in 2 of like 20 rooms. They're not rich, it's just a big old house with 70 years of stuff/junk.
And always a bunch of dogs. I didn't know clean house until I was a grown man 😄
13:43 That story looked like it physically hurt Emi to hear XD
10:02 I love the cut to asmon just looking at a pillow
Watching this almost feels like having friends
He's looking like he's about to explode on the spot being out of his house lol 😂😂😂
U hell lmao😂
"Its a sink? I dont give a fuck about a sink" 9:22 😂😂😂 he sounded so offended by the question haha
Why does it feel like Tectone and Emiru are babysitting Asmon?😂😂😂
I really love seeing these 3 going on adventures together. I can't wait to see Asmond get his well-deserved home renovations started. 👏👍
This is like watching two parents take their adult child furniture shopping for his new apartment but they had to make him move out of their home.
It's honestly very sweet how much you guys care about Zack.
Tectone setting the vibes!! This was a big W for Zack's back or aleast, we hope! It's fun to watch 3 friends having a good time together.
When I was a painter i painted the stair wells in an Ikea once upon a time and every morning we started before people got there and we got to have endless Swedish Berry soft drink from the employee lounge, it was like a DREAM. Anyway, they sold $1 breakfasts, which were pretty lean but still came with some bacon, 2 slices of toast, some eggs, and hash browns, and a fruit juice, and i always bought two of them to make a full meal, it was sooooo good working there for a time. I went back recently and the $1 breakfast no longer exists.
Where and when was that sounds amazing TBF!
4:48 Asmon went full dissapointed-dad mode ahahaha
I love how Asmon touches and inspects everything. I get the impression its all just replacable stuff to Tectone, but for Asmon everythings felt and inspected to see if its going to last.
Tectone swearing so loud in public summoned one of my top pet peeves.
Me too. Hella annoying and rude. Like every 3rd word was a swear
I like whenever Emiru asked a completely understandable question and Asmond responds with a very confused “What?”
i wonder how much her feet are sweating in those shoes
@@jms5c8ew
This was a nice special. Surprisingly cozy, like a family trip to the store
This guys is so kind with this dude what a kind hearted people 😢
Like how Teccy and Emiru actually look ready to be outside among people meanwhile asmon literally looks like he just left his homeless tent.
"I don't give a fuck about a sink" sent me into a laughter so hard i irritated my lungs
at 1:28 LMAO they have that light in EVERY FRICKIN IKEA IN THE WORLD ahaha
3:13 emi catching strays
3:28 teccy catching strays
all in 15 seconds
"we got lost" is wild when there's at least 3 adults part of this group in a shop that makes it pretty hard to get lost since there's maps everywhere, and one of them has been there recently.
Streamer brain in a nutshell
If only they had some experience with using maps to find their way to an objective...
They have at least 3 cameramen?
Seems like you never have been to an IKEA
IKEA's are purposefully built to be confusing so you spend more time looking at things to buy.
this was so fun and lighthearted
9:45 those controllers actually look like the one they used on the submarine lmao
thats cus they were, i bought one for the layout cus i dont like the xbox controller layout. aboslute hogshit of a controller
They did indeed use a Logitech controller.
Asmons face when trying stuff is like giving your dog sparkling water and seeing it's reaction LoL
Tectone turned into a mattress salesman really quick after they entered the mattress store
I'm ex-IKEA employee, IKEA designed the store to intentionally get customer to get lost in store, one stop shop and encourage them discover new things, experience new products.
it can easily be forded with a map
then why are the arrows telling you where to go?
@@dyyylllaannnthose who get lost in a IKEA probably can’t use a map anyway
On my local store there's a little hidden passage that you can take to skip the whole maze part and take you directly to the warehouse bit. Maybe it's there in every store? Always feel like a pro when going through there.
@@musguelha14 Than only unlocks after you beat the final boss
These specials make me feel feelings again.
Thank you.
Its acutally amazing to see that Asmon got such good friends that care about him, no matter that he most of the time does not care for himself.
I feel like asmon is actually getting a little excited about having a clean house, good to see
I love how you all share!!! Its stupid how much I enjoy watching you 3 lol
lol, 2:50, that was probably the absolute worst description of that coma story, bro was like, “me see movie, him see lamp, now me wake up, oh me gowd it’s fake
12:30 Tectone thinks World War 2 is in the 1800
Emi cant read a wall clock
These types of videos are the best.
"plant based hotdog, then it's not a hotdog" there's never been a truer true.
That is indeed the controller they used to pilot that submarine.
I'm genuinely seeing the change Asmon is making and I'm so proud of that god damn man. Keep changing for the better buddy you deserve it.
you should love yourself more and get off the internet.
@@motorbreathjz That sounds like something someone who doesn't love themselves would say to another person. I'm a Software Engineer and have been for almost a decade now, buddy. I see his change because it's relatable because I was in a similar head space when I was younger.
@@Lmaoguy78 it doesnt matter what you are.. you could be elon musk and still be lonely and empty.. your on here turbo celebrating a rich gamer dude for looking at mattresses with his friends..
and your right i dont love myself.. but i aint on here making comments to rich internet content creators thinking im gunna be heard... and if you were heard directly from them it not meaning shit anyways
they dont know you and dont care about you..
@@motorbreathjz Turbo Celebrating, Celebrities are people too my man, with their own struggles and I suppose for some people they would want to try to be heard, but in the end wanting to be heard is a selfish thing, I am instead just celebrating that someone who was stagnated for so long is finally making the decision to change. I am proud of this because it will still encourage other people who have stagnated to also change. That is why it's important for people to hear positive things about change my man. World is too negative of a place to add more negativity to it, we should all strive to leave a better mark or even just encourage others to leave a better mark on it, buddy.
@@Lmaoguy78 Dont wast your time
Asmon just gave that entire building bedbugs
How?😂
8:02 very rare Asmon moment
he looked like he was remembering something incredibly sad
That's cute ngl.
Common
He look likes he need the emotional support stuffed dog
tectone thought mattresses were invented in the 1800s
would have guessed that too if someone asked me
The pillow "wtf" towards the end had me cracking up 😂
This is quickly competing to be my favorite video in the Steak and Eggs multiverse.
The pedicure one is mine
25:00 Tectone's suggestion could prevent permanent damage to the mattress ahahah
I will only drink water in bed, even if I'm not going to sleep, because I ruined a bed one time. Those sheets would give me so much freedom
Yeah I rely like tech he goes above and beyond to help asmon out, I tucked up and invested so much time and energy into wrong people I can't wait till I find a couple of buddies that reciprocate that effort lol
@@whirlwindsky Not to mention how gross it gets just from dead skin, sweat, and whatever else the body excretes. I shampoo my mattress every once in a while, because the first time i did it, it was a gross the amount of stuff that was pulled out of the fibers that you cant even see, but the water is coming out brown/black. Made me want to vomit. I can only imagine what that would look like on a mattress used, and not cleaned for 10 years plus. Might as well just throw it out.
12:55 minmaxing shower shitting is crazy LMAO and Emi's face right after at 13:31 hahaha
Dude whoever the camera guy is gets reaction expressions just in time
19:17 at this moment Tectone realized that his palette is more refined than Emi's.
Emi grew up in Kansas eating Campbell's soup casseroles and Dole Whip for dessert.
That "we are going to take care of him" 😂 after emiru said you need to throw away your old blankets 😂
24:45 haha Tectone "I'm gonna knock the fuck out of Emmi right now"
Liked this video for the transition animation at 21:45
Stoked to see these friends having a good time. Gives me hope 😊
the workers would never believe he could buy the whole damn store if he wanted.
Far from it.
@@musguelha14hes a millionaire he can if he wants
@Ev1lChickenRobot the store is probably worth more than all their networth combined
@@chukah9484 nah
@@chukah9484 I didn't mean IKEA. I just meant all the stuff in the store lol.