@@Shendue Hey dipshit, I hate SJWs too but Aris has definitely been accused of being a pig in the past, to which he's more or less admitted & apologized for. Brush up on your FGC history before opening your mouth, kiiiid.
remember that episode of house with the hot girl model that fucked her dad only to tell them that she is actually a he do to the growth cycle during the fetus stage or w/e of a hormonal imbalance yea thats what Kayo has
This is golden. I lost it when Aris was explaining to Kayo that he prefers eating with fork and a knife over ''sticks'' and she thought that he was talking about eating a big steak from America. Can't script this.
At first I thought Kayo Police had an unusually convincing feminine voice for a transgender, but the more I listen I think this impression is more a product of Japanese female celebrities so often speaking in unnaturally high voices that a good male falsetto + hormone treatments sounds relatively normal. Anyway, she's very cute. I wish her the best.
you can hear little bits of a male voice here and there. I work in a global company and I've talked to some of our Japanese customer service reps in English and they'd have a normal voice then as soon as a customer got on they'd jump to the high pitched japanese voice. It's more of a "this is how a girl should sound, high-pitched and soft"
This is like a super particular type of cringe that's also super adorable and precious and hilarious and completely just like... damn Aris you're nuts lmfao
i might be wrong but at 7:35 aris says joshua and i think kayo thinks he says "joshi wa" meaning ladies. that's why she says ladies afterwards. and then aris says king and armor king and probably confused the hell out of her
The way aris says someone is famous at 11:33 , i just remembered what happened to tasty steve being salty and aris trying to "comfort" him.. "OF COURSE , THEY'LL LET YOU PLAY.. TASTY STEVE? YOU'RE A LEGEND AROUND HERE.. " full on dead bro
3 years later and I still come back to watch this. Soooo hilarious! Would've been really sweet if they actually got together haha. Yes I know who Kayo Police and yes I know Aris did some womanizing crap a few years ago too. But still, that doesn't change the fact that the interaction between Kayo and Aris was great! I even bought that shirt with Aris and Kayo lol.
XD, I love it! Our nerdiness supersedes language & cultural backgrounds. I like watching people who speak different languages but share common interest in a competitive scene doing their best to cooperate, Watching two cultures awkwardly come together warms my heart.
Aris: "She's copying everything I say. That's cool...I love you, Aris" Kayo: "I rabu ehh.. nonononono" Aris: "Baited!" Me: "Joke's on you, buddy... If you know what I mean."
Literally THE BEST commentary I have ever heard, especially because I can understand both sides! haha. Malice's commentary comes at a close second, though
My respect for Aris went up so high! ^_^ It was so cool the way how he acted around Kayo Police. Very respectful, kind, and I definitely that those two should get married :) Big ups to ARIS!!!
Aww, I guess the bromance is over. I was watching the Cyborg vs Kayo video. Aris said he loves Kayo but someone in the background told Aris about Kayo. Aris then said he doesn't love Kayo anymore and said he loves the camera woman.
This is the only time I'm ever seen a fighting game with commentary and I wanted them to take off the full screen view of the game so I could see the commentators again.
I like the fact this is clean humor. Nothing wrong with dirty humor, its just the fact that there's so much of it now its kinda hard to find clean humor
Like they said in S;G: "The mannerisms and voice of a woman... No... More feminine than any woman. * But he's a guy. Taller than Mayuri, but so very thin... * But he's a guy. Looks great in a Miko outfit... * But he's a guy. It's already twilight. And yet, it's so hot. The cicadas are crying. But... * He's a guy. ... *He's a dude, but who cares ?!*" i'd hit that
Did you guys even watch the video? 13:10 "It's crazy man, she kinda smells like a chick!". Aris isn't an idiot, of course he knew. He even mentioned being "formerly gay" somewhere, pretty sure he was referring to his "marriage" with Kayo. XD
@ririari If I upset a few people, then perhaps it's a sample of the tears someone like Kayo has to go through daily by running into, or reading similar words that these people issue every day. It's not my intent, but really, it's a drop in the bucket compared to what this beautiful person has to deal with behind her back all the time.
Commentary where one person doesn't know English and the other refuses to talk about the match.
Beautiful.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is hilarious but I think it was more of the fact that he couldn't play off anyone as a co-commentator lmao
Aris gave no fucks about these matches lmao
Eric Williams lmao. I was just thinking that.
pUSSYcREAM The so called “female” sitting beside him is actually a Transgender so.....
He didn't specify WHAT hole.
idk what was happening but i think they knew she was a trap with the joke @ 13:20
@@Regularshowguy124 she's no transgender read her wikipedia so you can understand better. SHEESH
craziest 50/50 in fighting games right there...
This needs more attention
good parries from aris
Safe on wake up?
😂
atpShh
Aris was so young and innocent then..
Yung stoner
Maybe not innocent from perspective of sexual harrasment but you know people grow
@@DarkFoxOfAMVs Fr I'm happy at how much he changed since then
@Shinya Kogami yeah me too, now he just laughs at prostitutes atpRtsd
@@Shendue Hey dipshit, I hate SJWs too but Aris has definitely been accused of being a pig in the past, to which he's more or less admitted & apologized for. Brush up on your FGC history before opening your mouth, kiiiid.
we just found Aris's second weakness, besides playing online
BIIIGG FUCKING MISTAKE PLAYA!
high tension lemme tell you about high tension
This man said "Japanese commentary is often like GYEEEEEEEEH!!!!!!!! KWEEEEEH?!?" roflmaoooo
Beauty and the Beast.
Srsly, what was Aris thinking. Look at that monster.
First Last good one xD
aris is a nice beauty , kayo is the disgusting beast
Holy shi thats naps in the back i thought it was some indian woman lmao
Hugo and Poison
🤣🤣💀
Yes 😂
😂😂😂
Hahaha best Hugo + Poison couples cosplay.
lmfaooo
I feel like this is the ultimate reward for becoming fluent in English and Japanese... it becomes a new level of funny
9:18 BAITED LMAO
HAHAHAHAHA IM SO GLAD I CLICKED THAT TIMESTAMP
LMAO, BEST BAIT
OLDEST TRICK IN THE BOOK
its hilarious because Mr Naps is right behind them and and he speaks japanese. He's probably texting about the hilarity of it all.
Hold up.
Jimmy used to have *_HAIR????_*
She's goddamn adorable. I want to give her a hug.
TeamClusterTruck she is a he
Leo Oliveira Trans girls are still girls. Still cute. Still wanna hug.
TeamClusterTruck what I don't get is that he didn't go through any surgery. And he is extremely feminine.
remember that episode of house with the hot girl model that fucked her dad only to tell them that she is actually a he do to the growth cycle during the fetus stage or w/e of a hormonal imbalance yea thats what Kayo has
MikaiGamer if she was born a he, she was never a he to begin with, if the growth cycle said it's a boy, it's a boy.
This is golden. I lost it when Aris was explaining to Kayo that he prefers eating with fork and a knife over ''sticks'' and she thought that he was talking about eating a big steak from America. Can't script this.
"Jimmy get back here" LOL
At first I thought Kayo Police had an unusually convincing feminine voice for a transgender, but the more I listen I think this impression is more a product of Japanese female celebrities so often speaking in unnaturally high voices that a good male falsetto + hormone treatments sounds relatively normal.
Anyway, she's very cute. I wish her the best.
you can hear little bits of a male voice here and there. I work in a global company and I've talked to some of our Japanese customer service reps in English and they'd have a normal voice then as soon as a customer got on they'd jump to the high pitched japanese voice. It's more of a "this is how a girl should sound, high-pitched and soft"
@Ron 3 Dude...you're replying to ancient comments. Those people died decades ago.
@@theindiediary5950 😂😂
@@theindiediary5950 i'll reply to you then. I DON'T KNOW KAYO IS A TRANSGENDER!!??
@@theindiediary5950 bruh 😂😂
He simply forgot to comment the matches. This is amazing.
the struggle is real
This is like a super particular type of cringe that's also super adorable and precious and hilarious and completely just like... damn
Aris you're nuts lmfao
i might be wrong but at 7:35 aris says joshua and i think kayo thinks he says "joshi wa" meaning ladies. that's why she says ladies afterwards. and then aris says king and armor king and probably confused the hell out of her
😂😂😂
The way aris says someone is famous at 11:33 , i just remembered what happened to tasty steve being salty and aris trying to "comfort" him.. "OF COURSE , THEY'LL LET YOU PLAY.. TASTY STEVE? YOU'RE A LEGEND AROUND HERE.. " full on dead bro
“Tasty Steve…of Ultra Chen?” So gold lol
That was sooo funny!! Kayo is so lovely I don't care if she's a man or woman. She's a lovely person!!!
damn jimmyj looking like shang tsung
Aris hung with traps before it was cool.
She said he has a bushy beard
ひげ もじゃもじゃ
beard "bushy bushy"
(one piece fans should know the word "ひげ")
I recognized "Hige" from School Rumble lol.
omg school rumble my favourite anime.
Pururururu pururururururru
kachakkkkk 😂
ひげ is not just from One piece XD
I noticed Hige from 7 years of Japanese lessons, but Moja Moja is new to me
Jimmy J has come a long way
Oh my god the exchange between these two is so priceless. "I had to use sticks." "Steaks? :D!!!!"
I honestly believe Aris would marry Kayo Police and I believe they would make the best couple ever!
A nice gay couple.
they'd make beautiful children oops
You can't force two puzzle pieces that don't fit, you know?
Aris : " Got Kayopolice over here were gonna get married on the stage "
Kayo nods lol
And aris doesn't even know
"she kinda smells like a chick... its weird.." I'm ded
I've seen this 5 times, still hasn't gotten old. This is the greatest thing to happen at Evo, sorry Grand Finals winners.
I'll never get over the miscommunication between steak and sticks. lolol.
3 years later and I still come back to watch this. Soooo hilarious! Would've been really sweet if they actually got together haha. Yes I know who Kayo Police and yes I know Aris did some womanizing crap a few years ago too. But still, that doesn't change the fact that the interaction between Kayo and Aris was great! I even bought that shirt with Aris and Kayo lol.
Where can I buy the shirt?
I don't think it was womanizing at all but alright.
My god, I have to agree this is the best tekken commentary ever. Dat elmer fudd bait xDDDDD
XD, I love it! Our nerdiness supersedes language & cultural backgrounds. I like watching people who speak different languages but share common interest in a competitive scene doing their best to cooperate, Watching two cultures awkwardly come together warms my heart.
The classic interracial refusal. "Will you marry me? I have no money." "ah, I can't speak english."
That’s what my girlfriend said to me after 3 years of dating.
A guy that can be girlier than a girl. Some1 fked up.
JK it is all in the individual..... I'm just saying >.>
"Get the hell out of here, Jimmy!"
"It's okay. I understand..."
Jimmy is a true bro.
People wouldn't make such a big deal about Kayo being born a boy if it weren't for the fact that that makes her ten times hotter.
Jet Jenkins to a gay man, yes, if a girl being a man makes it hotter for you.
WAIT WAIT WAIT
“Jimmy get the hell outta here”
“Jimmy get back here”
😵🤣😂
Kayo: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH.. Aris: i agree. Lmao
But why though? Why would they put these two to commentate despite the language barrier and all that? I'm tryin' ta undurstenddddddddddd
+Dan Dez
well, it worked out. also, they actually didn't comentet the whole thing or at least that's what i think
I think this it about the time Aris started to be widely considered the best commentator in the tekken community so maybe an ego check?
Dan Dez Tekken language barriers in a nutshell
I came back after learning Japanese and the miscommunications are hilarious.
I've been looking for this for awhile lol
I always wondered if Aris knew or not. Has he ever talked about it?
He's talked about eclairs.
He knew, he even says in the video: "She smells like a chick, it's kind a wierd.". He is just cool man.
5:24 LOL She thought he was talking about yakiniku!
now that I can speak some japanese this gets 10x funnier LMAO
*_Right?????_* 😂 😂 😂
yo can one of you stoners make some subtitles for us english only folk
Mr. Naps with long hair and Aris and Kayo Police going to be married c/o Mr. Wizard.... Times have changed.
13:58
Get the hell out from that seat jimmy 😂.
Aris was falling in love with kayo satoh
zero fucks were givin to the match, damn she's clean though
Eazy AMVs she a she man, transgender yes, but they want to be called the gender they want to be
Michael Dallaire but still a he....
@Michael Dallaire i wanna be called Batman.
@@EmperorThePro if u tell that same thing to ur boss, I'll respect it
the way Kayo says "potato" is too freaking cute.
I have no money...... LMFAO !!!!!
Aris sounds like hes fine with what ever as long as he gets to smash
Just listening without the video is enough to make my day, Aris, you're the man!
Lmao, im laughing harder at Naps just being there.
Just came back to revisit this video after many many years because of "Get the hell outta here Jimmy".
I'd still go for it
You'd be insane not to
I have watched this commentary as well as the "End of Kayo's Adventures" and "Aris
Aris: "She's copying everything I say. That's cool...I love you, Aris"
Kayo: "I rabu ehh.. nonononono"
Aris: "Baited!"
Me: "Joke's on you, buddy... If you know what I mean."
Literally THE BEST commentary I have ever heard, especially because I can understand both sides! haha. Malice's commentary comes at a close second, though
"I love you Aris" - tricked her like some schoolgirl =]
this is the crossover episode of the Aris show that i didn't know i needed
Avoiding the weeb trap
"Will you marry me"
*RaughingWhores.jpg*
My respect for Aris went up so high! ^_^
It was so cool the way how he acted around Kayo Police. Very respectful, kind, and I definitely that those two should get married :)
Big ups to ARIS!!!
EVO Chat will always remember Aris & Kayo Forever.
This was the video that made me a stoner.
And gay.
Always knew that Stoner Aris was into Traps. Glad to know he's an intellectual.
This was before Kayo Police confesed that she had a secret hotdog.
9:21 rofl
I was busy with the other stream while this was going on, but I'm glad I got to see it. Quality EVO moment haha.
How can you not like Rice and Fish?!
Felix Thomas when you're deathly allergic to them lol I'm pretty sure then you won't like rice and fish
Aww, I guess the bromance is over. I was watching the Cyborg vs Kayo video. Aris said he loves Kayo but someone in the background told Aris about Kayo. Aris then said he doesn't love Kayo anymore and said he loves the camera woman.
Damn. Secret Hotdog?
Rabbit season duck season? Wow that was a nice and subtle reference!
damn this shits 10 years old and tekken still sucks
pysche
This is the only time I'm ever seen a fighting game with commentary and I wanted them to take off the full screen view of the game so I could see the commentators again.
"You're 100% perfect... dude." He finally acknowledged it.
I like the fact this is clean humor. Nothing wrong with dirty humor, its just the fact that there's so much of it now its kinda hard to find clean humor
Jimmy get the hell out of here.
Mr Naps looked so different back then holy shit
BAITED!
Be honest, they’d be great together
".... kinda smells like.... a chick?"
lmaoooooo
jsut to let you guys know, yakiniku is what kayo was talkin about, it's korean bbq, not chopsticks
man...I wanna see the full stream.
I can't believe that if a man can be so adorable.
BAITED
Like they said in S;G:
"The mannerisms and voice of a woman...
No... More feminine than any woman.
* But he's a guy.
Taller than Mayuri, but so very thin...
* But he's a guy.
Looks great in a Miko outfit...
* But he's a guy.
It's already twilight.
And yet, it's so hot.
The cicadas are crying.
But...
* He's a guy.
... *He's a dude, but who cares ?!*"
i'd hit that
Did Aris know that was a man?
prolly not
Did you guys even watch the video? 13:10 "It's crazy man, she kinda smells like a chick!".
Aris isn't an idiot, of course he knew. He even mentioned being "formerly gay" somewhere, pretty sure he was referring to his "marriage" with Kayo. XD
i like it how almost every comment talks about kayo's gender and not about fighting games
Going to Japan to get a girlfriend now
>Going to Japan only to get dicked
Lmao
@ririari If I upset a few people, then perhaps it's a sample of the tears someone like Kayo has to go through daily by running into, or reading similar words that these people issue every day. It's not my intent, but really, it's a drop in the bucket compared to what this beautiful person has to deal with behind her back all the time.
And... they are BOTH males!!! quite amusing right?
Jimmy J Tran made a transformation like Lei Wulong.
Aris... is there any women you DON'T try to sexually harass on stream? lmao
Every time I return to this video I see this comment and I'm like 😐
I wasn't watching the fights.I love their conversation.. this is so cute :))
So much cringe in this video if you understand japanese language LMAO
If this is cringe u re some very home schooled man
@SinisterMinister I understand japanese and its not, they just don't understand each other very well...
I want to contribute subtitles but the option is turned off T_T
The commentary is more entertaining than the Tekken gameplay.
this dude has no game
Which 'dude'?
super underrated comment
DED
HOLY SHIT
Some BlackGuy lmaooooo