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    Watch the BBC first on iPlayer 👉 bbc.in/iPlayer-Home Alan Partridge returns to our screens in This Time. In this handy segment, he explores the importance of washing your hands properly and teaches us how to use the toilet without getting your hands dirty.
    This Time with Alan Partridge | Episode 1 | BBC
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  • @TonyEnglandUK
    @TonyEnglandUK 3 роки тому +190

    _"We should be washing our hands for a full twenty seconds."_
    *"Fifteen's fine."*

  • @Basin79
    @Basin79 5 років тому +208

    1:14, "No, no, no, no we, we mustn't".
    The whole episode was unbelievable but that 1 little line was perfect.

  • @jackreed7287
    @jackreed7287 4 роки тому +740

    The only man to trust when it comes to Coronavirus.

  • @starmole5000
    @starmole5000 5 років тому +475

    Lol the way he mutters his first 'creamy hands'. Classic AP.

  • @themadplotter
    @themadplotter 5 років тому +1228

    I think Alan is the real person and he just pretends to be Steve to get regular work.

    • @rockguitar2012
      @rockguitar2012 5 років тому +24

      Genuinely laughed out loud at that. Genius.

    • @twincammike8329
      @twincammike8329 5 років тому +3

      Definitely...😁

    • @stephenmurray2851
      @stephenmurray2851 5 років тому +2

      Brilliant lol

    • @-M0LE
      @-M0LE 5 років тому +6

      themadplotter the same is true of Mr Bean and Rowan Atkinson

    • @secretsymphony
      @secretsymphony 5 років тому +6

      The mind plays tricks!

  • @jmb123
    @jmb123 4 роки тому +227

    This has aged well

  • @HeartyArtie
    @HeartyArtie 4 роки тому +497

    A year ago this was comedy. Now it's a public service film.

    • @johnmartinez7440
      @johnmartinez7440 3 роки тому +13

      I genuinely thought the BBC had commissioned him for this during the pandemic

    • @jwrigley100
      @jwrigley100 3 роки тому +2

      Frightening how quickly we lost our minds.

    • @flala2261
      @flala2261 3 роки тому +1

      @@johnmartinez7440 😅

    • @davepowell7168
      @davepowell7168 2 роки тому

      I volunteered for vectoring, we must stay unvaccinated and never wash 😊 😁

  • @iUUkk
    @iUUkk 3 роки тому +21

    "Those taps are the same as the ones over there?"
    "Uhm yeah we shot it here."
    "So those are your hands?"
    ...
    "I could just demonstrate right here in the lab if you want"
    "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, we mustn't"
    FREAKING GOLD LOL

  • @grahamblack1961
    @grahamblack1961 5 років тому +49

    I first saw Alan Partridge on The Day Today 25 years ago, and he's still making me laugh. Coogan's a genius, he updates Partridge to fit the times yet retains his timeless social ineptitude.

  • @winston-mathew-bollockchops
    @winston-mathew-bollockchops 5 років тому +163

    When he said “no we mustn’t”... in my minds eye I saw Alan dancing on a table in his Y-fronts along with spinning disco ball. Alan needs a new intrusive thoughts sequence 🤗

    • @franklingoodwin
      @franklingoodwin 5 років тому +4

      I do miss Tony Hayers, the mother🤣

    • @kiljoy5223
      @kiljoy5223 5 років тому +1

      Must have crashed the PC algorithm

    • @Zerofightervi
      @Zerofightervi 5 років тому +5

      Do you want me to lapdance for you?
      My driving licence is clean, yours is dirty.

    • @franklingoodwin
      @franklingoodwin 5 років тому +6

      @@Zerofightervi when your comment came up in my youtube notifications, I thought you were a mentalist for a second, then I remembered that I commented on an Alan Partridge video 🤣

    • @Zerofightervi
      @Zerofightervi 5 років тому +1

      @@franklingoodwin I did hope as I was typing this that you'd get it lol.
      Other people might still think I'm a nutter though.

  • @adamb7599
    @adamb7599 5 років тому +59

    "From hygiene to bye Jean" Spat my tea out when that part come on

  • @Mudge07
    @Mudge07 5 років тому +18

    The ballet of hands-free ablutions, complete with dance-ethic smiling grimaces, light relief from Alan’s “deep bath” lathering voice intimacy with Jean.

  • @theloneliestmanchannel
    @theloneliestmanchannel 5 років тому +55

    This is wonderful. 'Cheers for the cheap chops', 'very creamy hands', and so much more. This show has so much crammed into it.

  • @paulbakovic7475
    @paulbakovic7475 5 років тому +70

    More please!!
    A genius in front of the camera!
    He has got to be in the top 5 list of the best comedians....ever!

    • @emmadeeba2038
      @emmadeeba2038 5 років тому +6

      Paul Bakovic he’s my favourite comedian ever!! No1👌🏽

    • @janeokeeffe5297
      @janeokeeffe5297 5 років тому +2

      Yes I agree with you he is a genius

    • @janeokeeffe5297
      @janeokeeffe5297 5 років тому +1

      Marty south is that why your watching it 😂

    • @janeokeeffe5297
      @janeokeeffe5297 5 років тому

      Marty south do you like owl's

    • @janeokeeffe5297
      @janeokeeffe5297 5 років тому

      Marty south with a cup of beans

  • @Zerofightervi
    @Zerofightervi 5 років тому +102

    I saw Steve jogging once through London, I so wanted to say thank you for being so funny, I didn't because I'm British, I just nodded knowly.

    • @imuecke
      @imuecke 5 років тому +17

      He, and everyone in London, will thank you for that.

    • @missdoglover1644
      @missdoglover1644 4 роки тому +12

      I work in London near the BBC, I’ve seen several celebs, we just look at each other and ignore each other . Classic Britishness.

    • @TheDaverobinson
      @TheDaverobinson 4 роки тому +11

      trouble is that alan partridge is less of a prick than steve coogan.

    • @blackmichael75
      @blackmichael75 4 роки тому +13

      You're supposed to shout "AHA!" at him at the top of your voice. He loves it.

    • @RIMJANESSOHMALOOG
      @RIMJANESSOHMALOOG 4 роки тому +1

      Explain, so British don’t like to show emotions?

  • @marshhen
    @marshhen 5 років тому +55

    That creepy delay as he mimes washing his hands. Coogan is amazing. 2019 needs Partridge satire.

  • @OfficialFingazMC
    @OfficialFingazMC 5 років тому +13

    Just seen the full episode on iplayer and I swear down the "Clunt" "Fluck" thing I had to pause for about 5 minutes absolutely amazing. Such a fan boy of Partridge!

    • @Deanster101
      @Deanster101 5 років тому +1

      I actually spat my tea out when she said Fluck

  • @0wls2k
    @0wls2k 5 років тому +736

    That’s separate isn’t it, that isn’t a euphemism for the first one?

    • @bonusduckmann9997
      @bonusduckmann9997 5 років тому

      Redondo9 xd

    • @Ledmask5436
      @Ledmask5436 5 років тому +2

      leave him be

    • @DeAtHaToMiC88
      @DeAtHaToMiC88 5 років тому +3

      lmfao thats the best bit :')

    • @simac3880
      @simac3880 5 років тому +7

      Surely this is a millennial comment... Just repeat the joke... shouldn't you add a smiley face or something, dummy?

    • @DeAtHaToMiC88
      @DeAtHaToMiC88 5 років тому +8

      @@simac3880 This is a retarded comment isn't it? Just repeat the same comment to other videos you've seen before.
      (including a comment about the OP that doesn't make sense because there's a poorly placed question mark after it that makes it seam more of a question) :').

  • @mattsmith6558
    @mattsmith6558 5 років тому +163

    "15's fine" I love how this is so clearly edited in after the fact because Alan thought 20 was too much.

    • @monstermunch4956
      @monstermunch4956 4 роки тому +6

      It’s so good. So much detail. Very creamy hands

  • @markblack1442
    @markblack1442 4 роки тому +43

    This is the advice the government should be handing out for Coronavirus. Thank you Alan partridge for saving the world

  • @warrenharvey
    @warrenharvey 5 років тому +5

    He’s one of the rare comedians that gets funnier and funnier, very clever well thought out comedy!

  • @clothilde1623
    @clothilde1623 5 років тому +66

    “I don’t need to show you the whole thing” after showing the _entire_ thing 😂

    • @lukemcguire6363
      @lukemcguire6363 3 роки тому +1

      Is partridge all over

    • @MO-go9oo
      @MO-go9oo 2 роки тому

      😂 Had me in stitches too! even the hostess couldn't contain herself lol

  • @mystikmeg
    @mystikmeg 2 роки тому +17

    That is the one of the very finest moments in comedy history.

  • @Cole808s
    @Cole808s 5 років тому +146

    Alan never gets old

    • @JMoruzzi
      @JMoruzzi 5 років тому +7

      He was born old. Well, middle-aged. He'll die middle-aged too.

    • @clairduffy60
      @clairduffy60 5 років тому

      He's gone a bit manic I think .

    • @MoskHotel
      @MoskHotel 5 років тому +3

      Alan is actually 10 years older than Steve Coogan himself.

    • @alexojideagu
      @alexojideagu 5 років тому +3

      @@MoskHotel Yes Alan aged himself in the last 2 series, now Alan is getting closer to Steve's real age so he is using less makeup so technically he looks younger.

    • @dominicaaaaa5547
      @dominicaaaaa5547 5 років тому +2

      @@alexojideagu how old is alan supposed to be now lol? i know in the early shows he was in his 40s and in the later ones he mentions being his 50s? but this like 15 years ago - so is he supposed to be a pensioner or did he just stop getting older lol

  • @intelligenthanddryer
    @intelligenthanddryer 5 років тому +6

    This is without doubt one of the funniest bits of physical comedy you will be treated too for some time.

  • @joevines3428
    @joevines3428 4 роки тому +12

    "Handing over cash to a man on a ferry" 🤣

    • @pyroed7044
      @pyroed7044 3 роки тому +5

      Slapping a butcher on the back and saying cheers for the cheap chops

  • @howegav
    @howegav 5 років тому +3

    One of the best comic characters, ludicrous, yet believable.

  • @KRPTV
    @KRPTV 5 років тому +258

    Really enjoyed it, Alan is still as funny as ever, can't wait to see next week's episode!

    • @bobbykotick1163
      @bobbykotick1163 5 років тому +23

      I thought it was shit

    • @si4632
      @si4632 5 років тому +7

      @@bobbykotick1163 yep dog shit

    • @kevcatnip7589
      @kevcatnip7589 5 років тому

      A huge triumph ,,,ALAN making his imitators on everything media is complete

    • @dafteverton7218
      @dafteverton7218 5 років тому +2

      Thats bollocks.

    • @KRPTV
      @KRPTV 5 років тому +3

      "make sure that you're clean handed" that song has been stuck in my head all day!

  • @charlotter3815
    @charlotter3815 5 років тому +3

    There’s so much gold in this it’s hard to keep up 😂😂😂

  • @shahree100
    @shahree100 4 роки тому +11

    The sudden relevance of this video is beyond ironic . Aa-haaaaa!

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK 3 роки тому +2

      Could go your way, could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down .

  • @thesimpsons17
    @thesimpsons17 5 років тому +2

    I don't know why 'we mustn't' cracked me up so fucking much 😂

  • @SebOnGolf
    @SebOnGolf 3 роки тому +6

    "we mustn't"

  • @deanbrown7470
    @deanbrown7470 5 років тому +5

    As soon as Lyn appeared it felt like Alan partridge to me, took me back too the old series, loved it

  • @joegatrill6634
    @joegatrill6634 5 років тому +7

    I loved the first episode! Alan trying his best to keep up with the modern format as he cracks under the pressure and makes an arse of himself. I've been laughing about it all day, some of the subtle slip ups like 'clunt' were brilliant. I think losing the laughter track helped keep the tempo up and made it quite different to previous series. I'd recommend the Alan partridge audio book of his autobiography to people who like this series, I think the same people wrote it.

  • @Bootrosgali
    @Bootrosgali 5 років тому +360

    we musnt

  • @craigthornton1971
    @craigthornton1971 3 роки тому +5

    "The world health organisation recommends...." Alan: "Oh, here we go" lol

  • @stu1987eng
    @stu1987eng 5 років тому +6

    01:42 She did a high ranking free-mason handshake on him lol!!

  • @MegaHooper25
    @MegaHooper25 5 років тому +85

    Like a combination between Mid Morning Matters and Scissored Isle - Amazing!

    • @DThat492
      @DThat492 5 років тому +15

      Scissored Isle was amazing...the part where he works in Tesco was brilliant.

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 5 років тому +4

      @@DThat492 Carls... Carls... (brokenly) CAA- AARLS...

    • @humann6831
      @humann6831 5 років тому +4

      @@DThat492
      "No, don't put the basket on the conveyor belt"

    • @DThat492
      @DThat492 5 років тому +2

      @@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 even the way he said supermarket was hilarious. And you know coogan tried that several times until he was happy with it. Haha.

    • @jasewildheart
      @jasewildheart 5 років тому +2

      Both were far better than this.

  • @mcmatcros
    @mcmatcros 5 років тому +1

    Loads of excellent partridge in this. My favourite is the open mouthed audible breathing when he’s washing his hands at 2:36. One from the top draw of partridge looks and guttural noises.

  • @mansnotbot4160
    @mansnotbot4160 5 років тому +7

    "15's fine." I'm dying. 🤣

  • @GodOfVictory501
    @GodOfVictory501 5 років тому +4

    It was relaxing watching her watch her hands. I felt tingles : D

  • @Autonova
    @Autonova 5 років тому +138

    Do make sure that you’re clean handeeeeeeeeeeeehed

    • @seanp8220
      @seanp8220 5 років тому +10

      Do be clean. Use the shower hose to blast off the scum

  • @RadagonTheRed
    @RadagonTheRed Рік тому +1

    “No … no we mustn’t” - I died. 😂

  • @user-pn3fb9eo5i
    @user-pn3fb9eo5i 5 років тому +14

    Not my words, the words of Top Gear magazine.

  • @thegentleassassin
    @thegentleassassin 5 років тому +374

    Very creamy hands

    • @ameliacraig8789
      @ameliacraig8789 4 роки тому +4

      LOL. Has Alan shown a fetish for hands in his previous series? I can't remember it.

    • @jloae820
      @jloae820 3 роки тому +2

      @@ameliacraig8789 I dont know about hands, but he certainly doesn't have a foot fetish, big feet remind him of gammon

  • @Fuzion180
    @Fuzion180 5 років тому +62

    FEED PAPER BACK INTO BOWL!

  • @rumbarumba1
    @rumbarumba1 Рік тому +1

    Cheers for the cheap chops
    Why did i nearly die laughing 🤣🤣

  • @miketacos9034
    @miketacos9034 2 роки тому +2

    As someone who has used train bathrooms, I admire Alan’s well-practiced technique.

  • @Deanster101
    @Deanster101 5 років тому +7

    Alan: Hygiene....Jean: Hi

  • @TheSemtex1977
    @TheSemtex1977 4 роки тому +7

    The UK Government should adopt this as a public information advert!

  • @perthdave
    @perthdave 4 роки тому +2

    Coogan is brilliant as ever but the look of irritation 'Jean' gives after he says 'he's a butcher' is so perfect.

  • @willjones-cunliffe9259
    @willjones-cunliffe9259 5 років тому +4

    The way alan explains how to use the loo in public without your hands is genius!

  • @Chefcouchon
    @Chefcouchon 5 років тому +4

    “After the wee your poo has landed, do make sure that you’re clean handed” I have saying this over and over in my head all day and can’t get rid of it 😂

  • @AndrewDixonMusic
    @AndrewDixonMusic 5 років тому +223

    It's good this isn't it, even though we're just basically listing things Alan says.

    • @defragsbin
      @defragsbin 5 років тому +15

      i don't remember him saying that in this clip. BURN HIM

    • @franklingoodwin
      @franklingoodwin 5 років тому +3

      @@justvaper but what's Top Gear magazine's view on the pedestrianisation of Norwich City centre?

    • @HighlandMike325
      @HighlandMike325 4 роки тому +1

      Wispa

    • @HighlandMike325
      @HighlandMike325 4 роки тому +4

      @@franklingoodwin Wheeeeeeeelchairs

    • @lornocford6482
      @lornocford6482 4 роки тому +2

      "smell my cheese"

  • @bletheringfool
    @bletheringfool 5 років тому

    Really enjoyed seeing Alan back on form. 15's fine!

  • @jackreed7287
    @jackreed7287 5 років тому +21

    "No we musn't."

  • @JNO1972
    @JNO1972 5 років тому +3

    Really liked the new Partridge 😂

  • @_banja
    @_banja 5 років тому +385

    Hygiene
    Hi
    Hi
    Jean
    He totally didn't know her name

    • @somethinglikeanonymous1773
      @somethinglikeanonymous1773 5 років тому +14

      banja I think he did, but she thought he said hi jean. So she said hi

    • @5h0wmanX
      @5h0wmanX 5 років тому +9

      Before the place where the clip starts he does a voiceover explaining that he’s about to speak to “Jean Choudhry”... hence “hi Jean” 😂

    • @_banja
      @_banja 5 років тому +1

      @@5h0wmanX I still think he acted as if he didn't know or forgot at the time

    • @5h0wmanX
      @5h0wmanX 5 років тому +4

      banja yeah he completely didn’t realise the situation he was running into until he opened with “Hygiene...” then went all deer in the headlights 😂😂

    • @humann6831
      @humann6831 5 років тому

      @@5h0wmanX
      Bye Jean

  • @jaredweatherhead7446
    @jaredweatherhead7446 5 років тому +1

    "15's fine". absolute gold

  • @rodneymclaughlin1099
    @rodneymclaughlin1099 5 років тому +3

    "15's fine" 😂😂😂😂 excellent

  • @eddiestarship8565
    @eddiestarship8565 5 років тому +4

    " do make sure that youre clean handeddddddd " - my Eurovision entry

  • @doctorwhoproductions834
    @doctorwhoproductions834 5 років тому +6

    Loved it

  • @robertrosenberg
    @robertrosenberg 4 роки тому +1

    Alan is a genuine visionary

  • @themaypole
    @themaypole 5 років тому +1

    Alan is back.
    Properly. Finally.

  • @zilupe
    @zilupe 5 років тому +40

    - .. Here to tell us more is the show's creator Alice Clunt. Welcome!
    - Oh, it's Alice Fluck.

    • @russmawson6744
      @russmawson6744 5 років тому +5

      Oh...I know what I did there

    • @trampledtodef8458
      @trampledtodef8458 5 років тому +4

      See what you guys are going is quoting a different scene to the video clip. You think you're Rod Stewart. Stewarts. A couple of Rod Stewarts. But less entertaining

  • @JETFORCEJUN0
    @JETFORCEJUN0 5 років тому +25

    Sublime and better than ever.

    • @JETFORCEJUN0
      @JETFORCEJUN0 5 років тому +1

      Neil Mo if you saw it, and didn’t like it again, very VERY cool.

  • @margoomahony9565
    @margoomahony9565 5 років тому +1

    Thank you god he’s back 🤣

  • @randomuploadsism
    @randomuploadsism 4 роки тому +3

    paper paper paper!

  • @QuickBits
    @QuickBits 4 роки тому +107

    Coronavirus (COVID-19) outbreak sent me here.

  • @naimorgs
    @naimorgs 5 років тому +6

    So happy Alan is back

  • @jabrayjay6679
    @jabrayjay6679 5 років тому

    I was laughing from the second "hi"

  • @kop1986
    @kop1986 5 років тому

    Both seasons of mmm was brilliant, loved this 1st episode, looking forward to the other 5

  • @davemunger8803
    @davemunger8803 4 роки тому +3

    PAPER PAPER PAPER

  • @michaelturner8634
    @michaelturner8634 5 років тому +44

    Needless to say that Alan has the last laugh.

    • @george_3264
      @george_3264 5 років тому +5

      Michael Turner guess who’s big in the back time?

    • @gregtaylor6146
      @gregtaylor6146 5 років тому

      Quite ........it's only OUR money!!!

  • @pollyrichards
    @pollyrichards 3 роки тому +2

    “Hygiene” “hi” “hi... jean”

  • @keyboarddancers7751
    @keyboarddancers7751 5 років тому

    he’s done it again; amazing!!

  • @aaaabbbb2483
    @aaaabbbb2483 5 років тому +3

    Legends say he still wants that glass of water. 😉

  • @timeflight
    @timeflight 5 років тому +4

    Here we go

  • @Giovanniditessitore
    @Giovanniditessitore 4 роки тому +1

    Genuinely a good idea now 🤗

  • @Coolyourbootsman
    @Coolyourbootsman 4 роки тому +1

    Always ahead of the game. Partridge for No.10.

  • @geoffreygoodyear3746
    @geoffreygoodyear3746 5 років тому +3

    still as good as ever,,,,,, lovely stuff!!

  • @ProjectFlashlight612
    @ProjectFlashlight612 4 роки тому +5

    Short-burst underwater crying

  • @tjfSIM
    @tjfSIM 5 років тому +2

    I couldn't stop laughing at the 'Hi Jean/Hygiene' bit - that was so clever.

  • @TheLlandudno7
    @TheLlandudno7 5 років тому

    Ahhh that was the best Alan partridge I have watched since 8 years ago....

  • @cyberhermit1222
    @cyberhermit1222 5 років тому +18

    It's an extender

  • @Ledmask5436
    @Ledmask5436 5 років тому +77

    Only God can smite him

  • @DinaRegine
    @DinaRegine 4 роки тому

    I love him, this is hilarious

  • @LanghamDesigns
    @LanghamDesigns 5 років тому

    This needs to be the new dance craze 😂😂😂

  • @tomsito365
    @tomsito365 5 років тому +16

    Yes! Sidekick Simon is on! Did Coogan get tooth extensions?

  • @SaintSwithinsDay
    @SaintSwithinsDay 5 років тому +3

    It's Baroness Sureka!

  • @Greeneyes3005
    @Greeneyes3005 3 роки тому

    Just a general gist! Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Burgmannn
    @Burgmannn 5 років тому

    I love this man.

  • @pinesol6266
    @pinesol6266 5 років тому +69

    Saw this while using the bathroom

  • @asthmaticmonkey1
    @asthmaticmonkey1 5 років тому +113

    Cheers for the cheap chops!

  • @firsteerr
    @firsteerr 5 років тому

    pure partridge GOLD

  • @RcWebbo
    @RcWebbo 5 років тому

    Well done BBC, steve cogan and company, absolutely brilliant.

  • @RoscoNutting
    @RoscoNutting 4 роки тому +6

    Anyone else using this as a PSA for coronavirus

  • @crystalmckinney3151
    @crystalmckinney3151 5 років тому +5

    OMG this was hilarious!

  • @steveholmes5207
    @steveholmes5207 5 років тому

    Ha ha alan was having a moment lol

  • @Tom_North
    @Tom_North 4 роки тому +1

    “15’s fine” 😂😂😂😂