Did you know you only have to stelth kill 2 monkeys and you don't even need to use a box in the "VIP" section just sneek up behind theam and always stay on ruff.
Honestly, i just watch Metal Gear Rising anything simply to know how everyone reacts to Armstrong. I never get tired of the Raiden/Armstrong conversations, especially the handshake bit.
Dude, I lost it when you mentioned the Cuphead tutorial level. Like, your gameplay was a bit sloppy (it was "definitely" the lag), but at least you made it through the game.
This is explained in MGS4. They use synthetic muscle which in turn uses synthetic blood but less advanced stuff than what Raiden and the other cyborgs use. I'm surprised you're not asking why they moo. The answer: Kojima wanted levity to balance the seriousness. More practically they moo to throw of the concentration of their opponents because who expects a bipedal tank to moo.
Sorry man, captions take a really long time to do on Premiere because the program slows to a crawl when I add them. I haven't done them in a while because of that.
@@joelcatalanm7832 I've been mostly adding the captions via UA-cam after the video is uploaded because it's faster, will update this video with them eventually
So it drains your FC bar at a pretty fast rate during those slow motion QTE sections, when the FC bar empties, it auto swings the sword. It took me until the sundowner fight to figure out what was going on myself.
@@olivnuja1234 Dmc is great but its a knockoff graphical demon based game of mgrr. mgrr is still better vergin is just a knockoff sam and donte and zero is a knockoff raiden they both have the swords on the back like raiden unlike vergin he holds his sword while Jetcam Cam doesnt
Excellent gameplay. DarkSydePhil levels of skill. Grade A performance. A whooping 10/10 video. Now imagine playing all Bayonetta games on Infinite Climax and every Devil May Cry game on Dante Must Die mode.
9:0213:2517:35 Those f---ing monkeys, along with the Dark Troopers and Scout snipers from the Force Unleashed, as well as the Wolverine-esque angels and the dog angels from Bayonetta, they take the cake on who can be the most annoying base enemies in an action game. Raiden can take down Metal Gears with his electric letter-opener, Bayonetta can fight with massive dragon-angels using her fists and her pea-shooters, and Starkiller can bring mile-long warships down with his brain, yet all three of them can still get massacred like punks by enemies that aren't even twice their size.
Man... I got ADHD and I beat this with only one death (At the Sundowner fight) All jokes aside, I'm so glad you're doing this game (easily my second favorite behind Cyberpunk 2077)
First, this is probably the most fun I've seen you have while failing... A lot. (At least you played through it, I'm not brave enough to play this) Second, you edited the ending to intentionally cut off the lyrics, didn't you?
Remembered watching you play this... the first combat arena was so painful to watch, I litterally left and came back 10 minutes latter. You were still on the same arena. *ALSO Monkey Fun Time!!!!
I also had a lot of issues with the final boss, until I figured out how to do the slashes, until I got past the first one and grinded for healing items
17:50 the bigest problem with tate fans is that they do the oposite off what the guy says, the guy says be a men with confidence, a clear mind, and a helthy good looking body, witch is good adivice on itself. And them the idiots proceed to only go to the gym and completely forget abbout having their own opinions and values. PS: i am not a fan of tate i just became interested in what he had to say because he was being the subject of some conversations and memes.
@@talidali367well that's bed too but i realy don't care abbout that cause that was his choice and he does that by his free will. my point is don't follow others, insted learn from them and choose what you want to belive. like Armstrong said now that i think abbout it 😂
Unironically Armstrong is one of the best final bosses ever. Not the actual fight, but the fact that you fight a US Senator who just has the most ridiculous speech ever is amazing.
@@Williaso In most games the final boss showing up last minute to deliver a speech and fight you is poor design and writing. Somehow they pull it off here by condensing everything you need to know about him and why you should hate him in the most entertainingly Metal Gear way possible. Think about it. Prior to the final fight he only shows up in 1 cutscene and he steals the show before at the last minute.
Will playing fights in MGRR makes me feel like when I am doing the most basic fucking fight in Enter the Gungeon and, out of eight cardinal directions I can dodge to, I manage to pick the only one that will dodge me into a bullet, in the flight path of a taser bulletkin, and then knocked precisely into a pit like it's a weird game of golf.
armstrong fight is what separates boys and men, you will get good or you'll die in it, after it i basically had to master parrying and on repeated playthough i'm practically untouchable
the firs speach of Armstrong isn't abbout how america is great but in fact is a mockerry of it the second one is just the best speach on a game that i ever heard
Bro you do not know how to play this game I swear every time I saw something that was just like oh so you're supposed to do this you immediately did the opposite as if on command it's like you're trying to bend the game to yourself it's it's hard to look at I'm so sorry I mean no disrespect but my guy I think you need to get good like dude you barely learned you can move your placement of Direction in Blade mode while doing the qte of the final boss fight my brother in Christ please get some help I'm not even trying to be rude I just feel bad for how much pain I can see you're in
I really hope this is not the easiest difficulty. I have wanted to just get a bunch of the metal gear games and play them all at once, and i already have enough mental damage.
If you use the chapter markers, you can skip that stuff and go straight to the narration. I've always included cuts to gameplay, this one just happened to be longer.
Oh come on youtube, don't go to commercial the very second Williaso says "with no problems whatsoever". I swear, sometimes it seems UA-cam knows exactly what part everybody comes here for and it's actively working against you :D
After years of him breaking games just by touching them, one game finally stands up and breaks Williaso
Is it bad that we didnt expect this to be the one?
Underrated comment.
@@crimsonblood7241 I think most people who played it did
I think this game just breaks you due to it's difficulty I played this before couldn't finish it cause someone shove coins in my damn console
Standing here...
The real reason Will is so bad a quick time and real time events is because his brain is always in slow time events
Good one 😂
Ah yes, already dying in the first combat scenario of the game. I expect nothing less from this series 😂
"Disassemble it for shipping then send it to hell" amazing line
That’s a nice argument, wiliaso. Why don’t you back it up with a source?
My source is Trust Me.
@@Williaso close enough
@@Williaso also if it makes you feel better you did better then I did on my first play through
It took me 3 hours just to beat sam
Did you know you only have to stelth kill 2 monkeys and you don't even need to use a box in the "VIP" section just sneek up behind theam and always stay on ruff.
„WHY AM I SO BAD AT THISSSS?“
Because watching you suffer is entertaining. ;D
Honestly, i just watch Metal Gear Rising anything simply to know how everyone reacts to Armstrong.
I never get tired of the Raiden/Armstrong conversations, especially the handshake bit.
Standing I realise
10:20 What are you talking about they are American police raiden just isn't a minority
Dude, I lost it when you mentioned the Cuphead tutorial level. Like, your gameplay was a bit sloppy (it was "definitely" the lag), but at least you made it through the game.
why do the robots that make the cow noises bleed?
Why do I make cow noises and bleed?
no the robots that killed you like 20 times in the first combat section
@@JackzTheIcompetant Mooooo
This is explained in MGS4. They use synthetic muscle which in turn uses synthetic blood but less advanced stuff than what Raiden and the other cyborgs use.
I'm surprised you're not asking why they moo.
The answer: Kojima wanted levity to balance the seriousness. More practically they moo to throw of the concentration of their opponents because who expects a bipedal tank to moo.
Thank you I didn’t know since I didn’t play MGS4 and I assumed why they moo is to allow the player to know when they attack
After watching this I must see will play devil may cry 3.
As someone who beat this on Revengence difficulty:
Pathetic.
Ok bud
@@Williaso I’m making the mother of all omelets here!
try parry perry good
where did the captions go :(
Sorry man, captions take a really long time to do on Premiere because the program slows to a crawl when I add them. I haven't done them in a while because of that.
@@Williaso ah right the premiere stuff. Good to know, thx!
@@joelcatalanm7832 I've been mostly adding the captions via UA-cam after the video is uploaded because it's faster, will update this video with them eventually
@@Williaso ah rightio, makes sense. Love your work
There is more sucking than story
Obama 117
Well I think Will has a promising career in Video Game Journalism when/if UA-cam implodes. He certainly has the nessecary skill level
He would fit perfectly into IGN‘s gaming reviews
Indeed
Even then, that window's closing. Turns out bots can be just as good at writing bs articles
And attention span of goldfish
Armstrong in max0r's incorrect summary said it best: "high on American spirit!"
"and there is nothing more american them shoting a man in this walmart of a word"
I just started the video and I am terrifyed by your parrying skills. I look foward to the monsoon bossfight
I promise I got better at it as I went
I just didn't include that in the video
Lets be real, the part where raiden fakes agreeing with armstrong is slightly wholesome with how armstrong looks so happy
So it drains your FC bar at a pretty fast rate during those slow motion QTE sections, when the FC bar empties, it auto swings the sword. It took me until the sundowner fight to figure out what was going on myself.
I wish there would be more games like this...
Would recommend you devil may cry series
@@olivnuja1234 Dmc is great but its a knockoff graphical demon based game of mgrr. mgrr is still better vergin is just a knockoff sam and donte and zero is a knockoff raiden they both have the swords on the back like raiden unlike vergin he holds his sword while Jetcam Cam doesnt
@@proman24700dmc is older bruh
@@proman24700 ah yes dmc, a game franchise started in 2001, is a knockoff of mgrr, a game from 2013.
@@proman24700 I say this as a mgrr fan, are you 3 years old?
Excellent gameplay. DarkSydePhil levels of skill. Grade A performance. A whooping 10/10 video.
Now imagine playing all Bayonetta games on Infinite Climax and every Devil May Cry game on Dante Must Die mode.
As someone who has done just that, and who has the "You're Hired" achievement, I would like to HJJDSFKSKFSSSDHAHAHAHAHAHA
of course the bayonetta game max difficulty is named Infinite Climax
Hell and Hell mode would be funnier
Even with this poor of a performance he's still better than the average game journalist/reviewer.
how do we tell him he can skip the codec conversations?
jokes aside this video was awesome! I'll definitly Stick around here some more!
I know I CAN skip them, I just HAD to listen to them all for the recording.
i remember watching this on stream and for those only watching the video: no really, williaso's brain just shut down
9:02 13:25 17:35 Those f---ing monkeys, along with the Dark Troopers and Scout snipers from the Force Unleashed, as well as the Wolverine-esque angels and the dog angels from Bayonetta, they take the cake on who can be the most annoying base enemies in an action game. Raiden can take down Metal Gears with his electric letter-opener, Bayonetta can fight with massive dragon-angels using her fists and her pea-shooters, and Starkiller can bring mile-long warships down with his brain, yet all three of them can still get massacred like punks by enemies that aren't even twice their size.
Seeing will slowly lose his sanity in this video makes me smile
Slowly? I'm pretty sure I was shouting in the first two minutes
@@Williaso The shouting was the start, the delerious singing and agony noises was when you entirely lost it
This is assuming he had any to begin with
not gonna lie, this was more painfull to watch than it was to play LMAO
"No I want his spine"-Williaso 2022
I'm glad to know my nationality is censored on this Chanel
Good to know I’m more resilient then some other bosses. It’s very reassuring. Thank you
This game looks so much easier when literally anyone else is playing it!
Man...
I got ADHD and I beat this with only one death (At the Sundowner fight)
All jokes aside, I'm so glad you're doing this game (easily my second favorite behind Cyberpunk 2077)
Did you die because you where trying to listen to the lyrics version of his boss theme?
@@SioxGreyWolf No it was actually just before the boss fight itself
Fell off of that Valkyrie jumping section
@@RevvyTheRealG that is slightly different from what you said, but gotcha. Just guessed what most people said.
@@SioxGreyWolf That's fair actually
I was a bit vague
First, this is probably the most fun I've seen you have while failing... A lot. (At least you played through it, I'm not brave enough to play this) Second, you edited the ending to intentionally cut off the lyrics, didn't you?
Hehehe
The secret to the Armstrong fight is that when he throws the Metal Gear parts at you you can just run away. You don’t need to cut them up
Nanomachines, son!!!
Damn bro I didn't know you played games like Ted Cruse governs.
I love the content but good LAWD that was painful at the start 🤣
Will........ you can stealth kill the gorillas. Its a one hit kill. Your struggle was for no reason. Which makes it funnier.
Quick time events ruin any game that they touch. They have never once improved gameplay.
You've obviously never played this game then
The hot wiring QTEs in GTA Chinatown Wars are pretty good.
In my experience they just need to be less punishing, precise and/or have a wider window.
Remember back in the New Vegas Summary when he said he WOULDN'T do this?
Remembered watching you play this... the first combat arena was so painful to watch, I litterally left and came back 10 minutes latter.
You were still on the same arena.
*ALSO Monkey Fun Time!!!!
I also had a lot of issues with the final boss, until I figured out how to do the slashes, until I got past the first one and grinded for healing items
How can you be so good at video games yet so bad
"this doesn't make good content"
are you sure about that
17:50 the bigest problem with tate fans is that they do the oposite off what the guy says, the guy says be a men with confidence, a clear mind, and a helthy good looking body, witch is good adivice on itself. And them the idiots proceed to only go to the gym and completely forget abbout having their own opinions and values.
PS: i am not a fan of tate i just became interested in what he had to say because he was being the subject of some conversations and memes.
I mean, another problem with Tate fans is that they’re listening to an absolute doofus of a misogynist too
@@talidali367well that's bed too but i realy don't care abbout that cause that was his choice and he does that by his free will. my point is don't follow others, insted learn from them and choose what you want to belive.
like Armstrong said now that i think abbout it 😂
Someone give Will a hug.
The constant ripping into Ted Cruz was by far the best part of the video
The only acceptable time for Ted Cruz to be the best part about something
Beet boxing is this games version of doing the dance ritual from dead space
DUDE! You never play this badly! Who taught you to play? Your MOM!? You SHOULD be sorry! 😂😂😂
Hi Mom
@@Williaso NO, you did not! 😂😂😂
This game has aged like wine
Unironically Armstrong is one of the best final bosses ever. Not the actual fight, but the fact that you fight a US Senator who just has the most ridiculous speech ever is amazing.
@@Williaso In most games the final boss showing up last minute to deliver a speech and fight you is poor design and writing.
Somehow they pull it off here by condensing everything you need to know about him and why you should hate him in the most entertainingly Metal Gear way possible.
Think about it. Prior to the final fight he only shows up in 1 cutscene and he steals the show before at the last minute.
My man with the dog joke from a Pink Panther movie. Hell yea.
Oh no. The Anti-Max0r
Idk why but I was more amazed that the last half of the game was in fucking Denver Colorado that’s just not a city that anyone thinks about
I honestly can't recall this game being extraordinarily hard! And I usually suck at hack'n slash games.
🔵🔵 my balls when watching his livestream during the Senator Armstrong boss fight
Please put a trigger warning in the video for the next time you talk about Fr*nch people
I would like to believe you knew you could skip the dialogue, but after being subscribed for a year or so, I’m not sure.
I knew I could skip it, but because I'm recording for the purposes of getting the entire game, I can't skip stuff, as much as I wanted to.
@@Williaso oh good.
The stream from this was the best. The 🔵🔵 was real
Will playing fights in MGRR makes me feel like when I am doing the most basic fucking fight in Enter the Gungeon and, out of eight cardinal directions I can dodge to, I manage to pick the only one that will dodge me into a bullet, in the flight path of a taser bulletkin, and then knocked precisely into a pit like it's a weird game of golf.
That’s pure comedic genius. You should start a UA-cam channel. He’s coming for you, Will! =D
Now I'm awfully late for this but HAPPY BIRTHDAY and PRIVYET TAM
The health beeping sounds like my fridge yelling at me to close the door
*sigh* FROM THE TOP!
The Livestreams were fun, good to see this in a video though.
armstrong fight is what separates boys and men, you will get good or you'll die in it, after it i basically had to master parrying and on repeated playthough i'm practically untouchable
Explains why we never seen him cover a Fromsoft game
Well, Elden Ring is coming soon. Just not THAT soon cause it's a lot to edit
@@Williaso Oo that'll be fun. Let's see how much is real struggle or for the vid 😂
@@arthurdurham Well it took us 8 hours to beat Malenia, if that paints a picture for you
@@Williaso Omg, can't wait 😂
So, how’s the AARP membership, Will?
the firs speach of Armstrong isn't abbout how america is great but in fact is a mockerry of it the second one is just the best speach on a game that i ever heard
To me, Raiden is every bit as badass in his own right as Solid Snake, Big Boss, The Boss, or Revolver Ocelot. And I don't care who disagrees.
Bro you do not know how to play this game I swear every time I saw something that was just like oh so you're supposed to do this you immediately did the opposite as if on command it's like you're trying to bend the game to yourself it's it's hard to look at I'm so sorry I mean no disrespect but my guy I think you need to get good like dude you barely learned you can move your placement of Direction in Blade mode while doing the qte of the final boss fight my brother in Christ please get some help I'm not even trying to be rude I just feel bad for how much pain I can see you're in
Go outside
@@Williaso I was outside when I made the comment lol love your videos
Bros pretty late on uploading this back when mgr was back in relevancy
You still watched it
I really hope this is not the easiest difficulty. I have wanted to just get a bunch of the metal gear games and play them all at once, and i already have enough mental damage.
This was on the Normal difficulty, not the easiest one
I am equal parts relieved and concerned.
Still, great sound track though~
Just started the video and I already can't wait for Monsoon
FYI, spinal fluid tastes like tears.
Hey will bit late i know but in the corner of the calls you can skip them with y
I know, but for the purposes of summarizing the entire game I needed to listen to them all the way through.
Watching this video reminded me of my nohit revengeance run. Absolutely painful as hell for the player, but really funny to watch.
12:57 bro I was so scared of the monkeys that I just silently killed all the enemies 😂 those 100% are the worst enemy in the game, hands down
Make this man play Devil May Cry
Crazy to think that jetstream sam and noble six have the same va
Boots n cats n boots n cats n boots n cats
p e r h a p s
Kinda miss when these vids weren’t just 80% his streams I miss the way they used to be
If you use the chapter markers, you can skip that stuff and go straight to the narration. I've always included cuts to gameplay, this one just happened to be longer.
did he not play the vr tutorial missions before starting?
Maybe he did
Can't wait for Platinum's other games, like DMC or Bayonetta.
Devil May Cry is not a Platinum game
@@Williaso my b
Well who owns 100 dollars.
10:56 this is exactly how I played the newest miras edge and it was suffering
I love this
Revengence status
I want a remaster or anything if this game
This is so painful to watch, as someone who loves this game to peices
Williaso, Metal Gear Rising, yeahhhhhhhh that's an instant like.
I love how Fr*nch us censored
YES FINALLY
i do not trust you
Finally
Oh come on youtube, don't go to commercial the very second Williaso says "with no problems whatsoever".
I swear, sometimes it seems UA-cam knows exactly what part everybody comes here for and it's actively working against you :D
I think UA-cam targets ads right on chapter changes, which is probably where that happened.
@@Williaso aaah, makes sense. Still think it's funny, in a diabolical sorta way.