A Completely Accurate Summary of Halo 5 Guardians

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  • Опубліковано 16 лис 2024

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  • @Williaso
    @Williaso  3 роки тому +758

    "Hey, I saw this one already"
    Yes, you did! This video went up on the HaloFollower channel, so you might've already seen it there. But now it's here on my own channel :D

  • @MapleSause_
    @MapleSause_ 3 роки тому +424

    “Bye Tanaka”
    “Bye Tanaka”
    Elite: “VICTORY”

    • @thestellarvoid9529
      @thestellarvoid9529 3 роки тому +6

      Best line in the whole video, honestly. Even the Elites know Tanaka is useless XD.

  • @RoanokeGaming
    @RoanokeGaming 3 роки тому +583

    bound to be lit

    • @Williaso
      @Williaso  3 роки тому +93

      It sure made me want to set something on fire

    • @JunkyardDigs
      @JunkyardDigs 3 роки тому +16

      Ayyyeeee Roanoke! Wheres Wow such gaming? The whole gang needs to be here!

    • @davidroman252
      @davidroman252 3 роки тому

      Ye

    • @l0u13__3
      @l0u13__3 3 роки тому +1

      Do more halo

    • @RoanokeGaming
      @RoanokeGaming 3 роки тому +3

      @@JunkyardDigs we gotta squad up again 😎

  • @IncarnateSable
    @IncarnateSable 3 роки тому +152

    "The people who made Halo 5's campaign didn't know anything about the other Halos"
    THIS ACCURACY HURTS

    • @jakespacepiratee3740
      @jakespacepiratee3740 28 днів тому +1

      Isn’t that standard protocol, though? Their knowledge was compartmentalized in case they were captured by the flood.

  • @DerThinker
    @DerThinker 3 роки тому +278

    12:00 Cortana: You are pale imitations of my Spartans
    Locke: Is that so?
    Also Locke: *Lying motionless and dead on the ground*

    • @KopperNeoman
      @KopperNeoman Рік тому +3

      "Not fair. I can go down, which means my fuckups can be canon!"

  • @TheBoondocksaint117
    @TheBoondocksaint117 3 роки тому +336

    I've played this game twice: once on Normal for story (regretted it), and once on Legendary as part of a back-to-back marathon of all the Halo games (because I'm a completionist and can't leave anything unfinished); and quite honestly, there are only TWO things I like about this game. 1) The graphics on the design of Sanhelios. 2) The grunt telling stories to an elite in the Arbiter's camp. I got more enjoyment out of that little guy in several minutes than I did the entirety of the rest of the game.

    • @Williaso
      @Williaso  3 роки тому +111

      Fun fact, that grunt is Joseph Staten, current campaign project lead for Halo Infinite (and legendary Bungie director of cinematics.). He was the voice of the grunts in all the Bungie halos as well :D

    • @mauz791
      @mauz791 3 роки тому +10

      @@Williaso holy shit

    • @InformerMaz
      @InformerMaz 3 роки тому +2

      I think the Jackals also look good.

    • @Desgax
      @Desgax 3 роки тому +15

      I agree completely, Sanghelios was by far my favorite part of that game, it's nice to actually *see* more of the Halo universe and have world-building especially after reading a couple of the books with parts about/with Sanghelios in them.

    • @Ceraphid
      @Ceraphid 3 роки тому +7

      You know what would've made sanhelios better? Not playing as fireteam osiris

  • @cadenorris4009
    @cadenorris4009 3 роки тому +677

    The real reason this only has a few thousand views is because people are trying to social distance themselves from halo 5 so they don't get infected.

    • @randallsanders1766
      @randallsanders1766 3 роки тому +28

      *New zombie*

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 3 роки тому +4

      Wouldn't want to trigger a *CORRUPTER* alert.

    • @wesleywilcox8829
      @wesleywilcox8829 3 роки тому +2

      I got this to 343 likes

    • @nemosmigath
      @nemosmigath 3 роки тому

      So that they don’t infect Halo Infinite

    • @chunderpapa
      @chunderpapa 2 роки тому

      It’s 2022. This is his 12th most popular video 😭

  • @luhmiikejay
    @luhmiikejay 3 роки тому +340

    “Walk our way through a cave that isn’t a natural formation” I’m dying.

  • @dogeboi1804
    @dogeboi1804 3 роки тому +500

    Me in 2012: Damn Halo 4 is mediocre game, definetely the worst one
    Me in 2015: *Perhaps I treated you too harshly*

    • @TheEviltaco666
      @TheEviltaco666 3 роки тому +43

      halo 4 was a god tier game compared to this garbage, never returned game so quickly

    • @CD-Gaming
      @CD-Gaming 2 роки тому +11

      Is it any wonder I not only refuse to play this game, but also refuse to call it a Halo game? To me, there is no Halo 5, it's jus called "5: Guardians"! And even then I'm being way too overly generous!

    • @TheEviltaco666
      @TheEviltaco666 2 роки тому +4

      @@CD-Gaming tbh it was a tech demo that was halo themed, and even then it wasn’t a very good demo!!

    • @kylejohns2288
      @kylejohns2288 2 роки тому

      No you have the appropriate level of harshness they just raise the bar a shitty Ness

    • @divdivassassin7076
      @divdivassassin7076 2 роки тому +1

      I love that Thanos reference

  • @HaloFollower-Ron
    @HaloFollower-Ron 3 роки тому +509

    BOOM! Excellent video 👍😂

  • @warhawk9566
    @warhawk9566 3 роки тому +40

    i love how the moments of the game that are walking and talking are gameplay and the scenes that are intense action and boss fights are cutscenes. Like the dev's got it fucking backwards

  • @loganbill4209
    @loganbill4209 3 роки тому +183

    this game felt like they had a full idea and cut out about 50% of the important parts. mashed it together and said good'n'uff

    • @favio6705
      @favio6705 3 роки тому +16

      Like when i start practicing a speech the morning on the day it is due

    • @alexanderrobins7497
      @alexanderrobins7497 3 роки тому +9

      @@favio6705
      Or writing a long essay at the last minute, give to someone to edit, and only read the parts that were suppose to be cut out instead.

    • @alphacraig4784
      @alphacraig4784 3 роки тому +2

      @Dylan that person should probably be fired or at least never lead writer again

    • @lazwardazure716
      @lazwardazure716 2 роки тому

      There's a reason why I despise this phrase

  • @Haggysack2k8
    @Haggysack2k8 3 роки тому +84

    To sum this game up in just one two words, spoken from a character of this game
    Exuberant: "Oh no."

  • @revolutionstudios5052
    @revolutionstudios5052 3 роки тому +151

    The best part of Halo 5: Guardians was, hands down, Red vs Blue Season 15.

    • @LaSombradelCherlock
      @LaSombradelCherlock 3 роки тому +23

      the best part is when it ends and you can now jump into multiplayer

    • @jacobrobinson787
      @jacobrobinson787 3 роки тому +4

      @Dylan and clan recruiters. Dear god those were annoying.

    • @KopperNeoman
      @KopperNeoman Рік тому

      And that also sucked.

  • @Badmunky64
    @Badmunky64 3 роки тому +167

    The worse part is that this didn't have split-screen on my Xbone. I couldn't share the pain with my friends.

    • @ReclaimerX22
      @ReclaimerX22 3 роки тому +20

      In a game that tried to push co-op through the entire campaign, no less

    • @alexanderrobins7497
      @alexanderrobins7497 3 роки тому +6

      @@ReclaimerX22
      Ironic how they forced in boring and useless characters to try and give the unique squad feel. Bungie did it better in H3 and Reach.

    • @TelieaSellers
      @TelieaSellers 3 роки тому +5

      Xbone? Lol

    • @ReclaimerX22
      @ReclaimerX22 3 роки тому +1

      @@TelieaSellers this can't be the first time you've seen the nickname "Xbone"... it's literally been over 8 years lol

    • @jameshunter9308
      @jameshunter9308 3 роки тому +1

      @@ReclaimerX22 tf

  • @criticalbil1
    @criticalbil1 3 роки тому +88

    "game journalist"
    is a verb I'll be using from here on in.

  • @colbyw3575
    @colbyw3575 3 роки тому +145

    I soloed thia game on legendary, those bot teammates got me killed more than they helped

    • @TheRockK95
      @TheRockK95 3 роки тому +3

      Same. Did it in 10 hours

    • @TheSoulreaper6000
      @TheSoulreaper6000 3 роки тому +7

      Yeah, they don't do anything but yeet themselves at enemies when you're clearly dying on the floor

    • @cl5314
      @cl5314 3 роки тому +4

      Arbiter jumped off the map at one off the boss battles near the end for me and never respawned

    • @dannywayne311
      @dannywayne311 3 роки тому

      🤦‍♂️

    • @1SSA1cosmoprower
      @1SSA1cosmoprower 2 роки тому +1

      sounds pretty accurate. Doing this game on legendary wasn't even worth the challenge. Between the campaign and the AI. I couldn't tell which was worse to be honest. Maybe the AI since I carried the campaign with the scattershot shotgun. I ignored the AI nearly 100% of the time on my first playthrough of this game which was on Legendary and that was the only time i touched it.

  • @MannyloAnimeSquad
    @MannyloAnimeSquad 3 роки тому +169

    anyone notice the elite actually killed them technically lol 2:45

    • @Williaso
      @Williaso  3 роки тому +48

      It really does look like his swipe should've gone through them, hah. I think it's just a trick of the perspective

    • @the_advocate42
      @the_advocate42 3 роки тому +5

      @@Williaso Or uh... nobody noticed until it was too late?

    • @BogyYanks
      @BogyYanks 3 роки тому +3

      if the video is slowed down you can see the elite missed, i thought it got them too lol

    • @ValuesNotFound
      @ValuesNotFound 3 роки тому +2

      That’s some cartoon logic, as long as they don’t stare at the camera for a long time or look down they’re alright

    • @the_advocate42
      @the_advocate42 3 роки тому +1

      @@ValuesNotFound Arthur, you're dead. You don't get an opinion.

  • @collinmurphy107
    @collinmurphy107 3 роки тому +31

    Halo CE: chief walks in gameplay and runs in cutscenes
    Halo 5: chief runs in gameplay and walks in cutscenes

  • @Boxfortress
    @Boxfortress 3 роки тому +31

    The Johnson quotes made me smile.

  • @MadDadLad
    @MadDadLad 3 роки тому +21

    You can tell by the absolute lack of enthusiasm in his voice that he had to drag himself through this playthrough! XD. A worthy sacrifice!

  • @bazinga482
    @bazinga482 3 роки тому +55

    Wait what, who are these guys? Is this another spartan ops thing... its not' its from the books. 343 thinks people who play halo knows how to read😶 🤣 gets me everytime

    • @andrewkuebler4335
      @andrewkuebler4335 3 роки тому +1

      I sucks because I love the lore of the universe...but yeah, most of the player have probably never read a book outside of school.

  • @lowemu6865
    @lowemu6865 3 роки тому +80

    You know, I’d love to see you do a completely accurate summary of the Mass Effect games since they just got remastered

    • @fleecy9706
      @fleecy9706 3 роки тому +4

      A little bit biased since u have a mass effect profile pic, but I wud like to see it as well Tbf.

    • @Beardieee
      @Beardieee 3 роки тому +4

      A game like mass effect doesn't lend itself well to a CAS probably. They are some long-ass games. Same reason a Fallout CAS is unlikely

    • @Takarias
      @Takarias 3 роки тому +6

      @@Beardieee Do multiple videos. Each major planet probably has enough stuff in it for a video, then one for the game as a whole.

    • @slin2903
      @slin2903 3 роки тому +5

      @@Beardieee why would anyone want Close Air Support?

    • @glamrockbonnie5983
      @glamrockbonnie5983 2 роки тому

      @Slin yeah since when does shepherd care bout danger clise

  • @obi5398
    @obi5398 3 роки тому +10

    "They can't court marshall all of us, right?"
    No, they can.

    • @JamesShedinn
      @JamesShedinn 2 роки тому +3

      Yeah he acts like “all of us” isn’t just 4 people.

    • @obi5398
      @obi5398 2 роки тому +1

      @@JamesShedinnlmao fr

  • @alexanderbenson1602
    @alexanderbenson1602 3 роки тому +52

    The algorithm just gave me all these videos, and now I'm waiting anxiously for Halo 5 😂

    • @connner510
      @connner510 3 роки тому +2

      Bruh same!!!

    • @Green-lh8xq
      @Green-lh8xq 3 роки тому +2

      Same

    • @AngronTheRedAngel.
      @AngronTheRedAngel. 3 роки тому +8

      You should never be waiting anxiously for anything to do with halo 5.
      Heresy.

    • @alexanderbenson1602
      @alexanderbenson1602 3 роки тому +1

      I liked Halo 5, but it is not my favorite and I think they could have done much better

  • @hook357
    @hook357 3 роки тому +81

    I couldn't believe anything could make H4 look good until H5 came along.

    • @favio6705
      @favio6705 3 роки тому +5

      That's like comparing garbage to trash

    • @ArcturusOTE
      @ArcturusOTE 3 роки тому +2

      People hated H4?

    • @a12shotman
      @a12shotman 3 роки тому +6

      @@ArcturusOTE it sucked, my dude

    • @alexanderrobins7497
      @alexanderrobins7497 3 роки тому +10

      @@ArcturusOTE
      Ugly art style.
      Ear wrenching sound effects.
      Horrible balancing.
      Forerunner mysterious charm gone.
      Cavemen once super advanced.
      MC talks too much.
      Cringy story about “being human”.
      Call of Halo multiplayer.
      Infection was dead.
      Forge was a significant downgrade.
      Less game modes than Reach.

  • @nosidenoside2458
    @nosidenoside2458 3 роки тому +10

    you didn't mention my favorite part of the game; in the 2nd mission, before getting on the space fighter jet, they all literally forget the ship is exploding, and chief tells them all to stay behind, because somehow they can stay there, and not blow up, to keep from doing illegal thingies with chief

  • @captaincabogo936
    @captaincabogo936 3 роки тому +6

    343i(at the time): we didn't include split screen cause it would affect our perfect AI
    The AI: wuh goin on?

  • @AdultingWithoutSupervision
    @AdultingWithoutSupervision 3 роки тому +7

    They were so worried about making it all interconnected and make sense with all of the other media that they forgot to make a fun game

  • @UNSCrearadmiral
    @UNSCrearadmiral 3 роки тому +15

    as a Halo Fan... this seems perfectly accurate to me...

  • @fleecy9706
    @fleecy9706 3 роки тому +25

    Lets just hope Fred is useful this time...

  • @parunox1702
    @parunox1702 3 роки тому +24

    7:32 I thought this game was rated T instead of M? XD as Fred for some reason wooho at linda with broken audio

  • @Zenek7274
    @Zenek7274 3 роки тому +11

    "What? It's from the books? 343 thinks the people who play halo can read?"

    • @jacobrobinson787
      @jacobrobinson787 3 роки тому +2

      Remember, this is satire. It's meant to be funny, not taken seriously.

  • @brycevo
    @brycevo 3 роки тому +10

    This video had more Halo references in it than 5

  • @drowzydullahan
    @drowzydullahan 3 роки тому +11

    Roland was actually a great character imo. I'm sad he didn't get more screen time lol

  • @toast_n_jam8429
    @toast_n_jam8429 3 роки тому +2

    343: adds characters from the books.
    Me:bold of you to assume I can read.

  • @andrewowens4421
    @andrewowens4421 3 роки тому +21

    I think the big problem with Halo 5 wasn't so much the characters or even the plot, but that the plot felt padded a good chunk of the time. It wanted to get to the "good parts" so it shoved a lot of unnecessary and borderline useless "filling" in order to get you from point A to point B. Cutting out all the fat and simply focusing on the narrative would have done the game much better.

    • @TeenageMutantZuckerTurtle
      @TeenageMutantZuckerTurtle 3 роки тому +5

      Exactly, you can see bits of what they wanted to do that just didn’t pan out. The “good parts” are probably the parts of the campaign they made first, that they spent the most time on. Those parts could have been part of the “original” vision of the game (the true Chief vs Locke story we saw in the marketing); but due to time constraints or a shift in focus due to studio interference to shoehorn in the co-op or some other reason we will never truly know, I think they took those “good parts” they already had done, said “this is fine” and then built the entire story around those setpeices. Hence, all the lazy low effort filler levels and playable cutscene levels that were clearly only there to dump exposition and get us from point A to point B.
      The original, un-neutered Chief vs Locke narrative is still buried in the game, you can still see it in the game’s good parts. Sanghelios, for example, is an important part of the pursuit, and was likely set on that planet originally for the purpose of recruiting the Arbiter into the hunt for Chief, as was hinted in the Halo 2 Anniversary intro.
      All this is really conjecture in my own head, but the fact that certain parts of the game stick out from the filler and feel different for being -actually good-, and that those parts just so happen to relate to the original story the game was marketed to have? It’s funny how coincidental that is. We’ll probably never know the extent of what went wrong behind the scenes.

  • @K4TSam
    @K4TSam 3 роки тому +2

    i've not been seing enough praise at the joke at 12:35
    with the guy calling the forerrunner ball thing an egg and chief "getting out of the shell"
    This man did his research

  • @Moai_Manson
    @Moai_Manson 3 роки тому +5

    8:34 mega construx is the new series. Mega bloks is just the kids stuff now.

  • @lordj1018
    @lordj1018 3 роки тому +5

    When I beat halo 5 I didn’t realize I was fighting the final boss until the credits started rolling

  • @AdultingWithoutSupervision
    @AdultingWithoutSupervision 3 роки тому +4

    It irritated me whenever I was playing the game that a lot of the stuff that should have been playable was a cutscene and made ne yell out 'why can't I do this' and then a lot of stuff that should have been a cutscene ended up being in game and wasting your time

  • @LilGetEm24sMW3
    @LilGetEm24sMW3 3 роки тому +2

    This is a very slept on series, hands down one of the best and most original on UA-cam. Keep it up

    • @Williaso
      @Williaso  3 роки тому +1

      Haha, you say that but it went from hundreds of views to hundreds of THOUSANDS of views, I'm so glad anyone's watching at all!

  • @MCSPARTAN501
    @MCSPARTAN501 3 роки тому +3

    As someone who's read the books and played Spartan Ops, I really enjoyed the references. That's how shared universes work.

    • @ninjaned1000
      @ninjaned1000 3 роки тому +5

      There are much better ways to introduce expanded universe material to both new and knowledgeable players, though. In other sci fi shared universes like Star Wars and Star Trek, most references to other material are explained in a way that will give new watchers the information they need, while doing some nice fan service to watchers who already have seen this stuff (unless the thing is something so iconic you'd have to be completely new to the franchise not to know). I mean, all Halo fans want more connection with the books and spin-offs, this game just didn't do it right. It also relied to much on the information many of people wouldn't know or immediately remember to drive its plot and characters.

  • @engineeredtofail6746
    @engineeredtofail6746 3 роки тому +4

    9:24 If the Devs did this a cinematic where the arbiter single handedly defeated the warden it could have saved the mistake of them givin' him that overdesigned new aesthetic and actually making him important for the overall plot

  • @invisiblebob69420
    @invisiblebob69420 3 роки тому +6

    This actually completely accurate to how Halo 5's campaign is.

  • @dannywayne311
    @dannywayne311 3 роки тому +2

    So to sum it up, damnit Fred was too busy with Linda to help chief at all, some thrown together halo story and boom amazing summary video

  • @ZillennialJ
    @ZillennialJ 3 роки тому +1

    I like how the UNSC doesn’t want anybody to know that they were there, but they give fire team Osiris a bunch of UNSC vehicles.

  • @AngronTheRedAngel.
    @AngronTheRedAngel. 3 роки тому +10

    The unholiness of this video is blinding!
    Tho you have blinded me with this heresy, I understand it was all for money which I can understand.
    You are forgiven, young one.

  • @craftpunk6236
    @craftpunk6236 2 роки тому +1

    7:26 useless fred and Linda are doing some synchronised t-bagging back there.

  • @TheStrategistYT
    @TheStrategistYT 2 роки тому +2

    Watching you suffer through this makes me appreciate Infinite a lot more.

  • @caspianvonliechtenstein6517
    @caspianvonliechtenstein6517 3 роки тому +4

    The lack of split screen coop made my wife and I not like this game before we even opened the package.

  • @sirminti8228
    @sirminti8228 3 роки тому +2

    "After dying our way through a canyon" co-op Legendary in a nutshell

  • @okeomslax26
    @okeomslax26 3 роки тому +1

    I figured out why these videos are so good: none of us actually have actually had 3 friends willing to play a whole campaign with us since we were in middle school

  • @charlestownsend9280
    @charlestownsend9280 3 роки тому +2

    Fred being useless is kind of in character as in the books he's just master chief but worse, like a budget chief, he also got the highest number of spartan deaths within moments of taking command from chief.

  • @larrybrander9116
    @larrybrander9116 3 роки тому +1

    I wish they had more of Blue team, they are an important part of the books and awesome characters .They are legit spartan 2s and just as badass as the chief. I believe Linda is the sniper and pulls off some insane shots that made me wish I was better at the game. First strike is awesome and totally worth a try, especially if your thirsty for more Halo action and world building. Also the amount of information Cortana has from the covenant is insane and makes her invaluable to the team. The entire story is like the scene when chief gives the covenant back their bomb. And the book feels more down to earth and easier to understand than this game did.

  • @animalhalo5984
    @animalhalo5984 Рік тому

    “Youre a pale imitation of my spartans”
    Everyone laying dead “is that so?”

  • @unscmarine6322
    @unscmarine6322 3 роки тому +6

    I already watched this on halo follower pretty funny and exciting

  • @ThunderbolttheFox
    @ThunderbolttheFox 3 роки тому +1

    I've been waiting for you to tear into Halo 5 like a racoon in a fresh dumpster behind the local mcdonalds

  • @ArkElementStudios
    @ArkElementStudios 3 роки тому +1

    I'm definitely looking forward to seeing "A Completely Accurate Summary of Halo Infinite" when the game comes around. It's gonna be a blessing.

  • @takota6316
    @takota6316 3 роки тому +1

    Buck: of course is from Halo 3 ODST, replacing recruit who was to become a Spartan but was killed.
    Locke: Was Introduced in Halo: Nightfall as an ODST and an agent of ONI who are basically human bad guys.
    In Spartan Ops you play the spartan you made and you can play with friends to make a squad. You are tasked with saving Halsey from Jul 'Mdama. However Palmer who is supposed to be your boss and leader is secretly given the task to kill Halsey if you can't save her. Which is bull. Last time I checked, you corner Jul 'Mdama and Halsey with Palmer who has a magnum. With out giving it a second thought Palmer tries to kill Halsey instead of Jul 'Mdama, You try to stop Palmer and Jul 'Mdama tries to move Halsey out of the way. She gets hit in the arm and Jul and her get away. When they reach a medic they are forced to cut her arm off to stop an infection. This makes Halsey more willing to work with Jul and then Halo 5 happened.
    "What happened to her arm?"
    Palmer: uh "Jul did that" It wasn't like I had anything to do with it.

  • @disaster_chief
    @disaster_chief 2 роки тому

    7:06 Palmer calls Lasky Tom in Spartan Ops in Halo 4. Tom also calls her Sarah. so yeah, they are 100% fking

  • @hardtmannn8804
    @hardtmannn8804 3 роки тому +1

    I played Halo 5 a grand total of 1 time when i came out, thanks for showing me i dont need to replay it anytime soon!

  • @legogonkdroid5967
    @legogonkdroid5967 3 роки тому +1

    7:32 sounds like theyre having fun 😉

  • @meloneatingwolf1882
    @meloneatingwolf1882 3 роки тому +1

    7:26 they did it when no one can see them as well.

  • @Aristocles22
    @Aristocles22 3 роки тому +1

    Unlike the others, this video IS (almost) completely accurate.

  • @smugreptile6695
    @smugreptile6695 2 роки тому

    "Waifu Sphere"
    "Exubaerant"
    Loving the nicknames for 031

  • @coltonwatmough9651
    @coltonwatmough9651 3 роки тому +27

    I've seen this before, but it's funny enough to watch again. This is a good reminder that this is the worst Halo game.

  • @albotoff5366
    @albotoff5366 2 роки тому

    from
    10:16 to 10:40 i love how the monitor says "oh no" after they die

  • @Theofficialkingwillex
    @Theofficialkingwillex 3 роки тому

    In the Intro Hollsie has both her arm's cause that was a develiment scene from REACH!!!! This is how 6 got Cortona to deliver to Comander Keys on Too Pillar of Autom....

  • @thechroniclegamer4285
    @thechroniclegamer4285 3 роки тому +1

    I love how the location says “Genesis” we need to get him off the planet

  • @BetterVersionPending
    @BetterVersionPending 2 роки тому

    the Ring at the End is what we call, Zeta Halo
    it's the ring we play on with halo infinite's campaign

  • @crazyanimal3902
    @crazyanimal3902 3 роки тому +5

    Haven’t seen it but I’ve already liked😂

  • @xximjasonxx
    @xximjasonxx 8 місяців тому

    I like Halo 5, the spartan abilities in multiplayer were a unique dimension. The story, it just feels like, ever since 343 took over, no one knows where they are going

  • @junk2040
    @junk2040 3 роки тому

    9:47 hey at least you’re not suffering the game hitching when it feels like it until it feels like it on an xbone

  • @captainknuckles652
    @captainknuckles652 3 роки тому +23

    I hope Brian Reed never gets another job as narrative director, I've seen better stories on the wall of a bathroom stall

    • @seanpeacock4290
      @seanpeacock4290 3 роки тому +1

      on some highways, if you pick the right stall at the rest stop, you can find epics that transcend state lines. at least until they paint over the graffiti, or you miss an important stop and loose the plot.

    • @fojisan2398
      @fojisan2398 3 роки тому

      You can the number of wrinkles on his brain with one hand.

  • @UsedToBeRonin
    @UsedToBeRonin 3 роки тому

    7:07 Glad to know I'm not the only one who thought that.

  • @LockheedC-130HerculesOfficial
    @LockheedC-130HerculesOfficial 3 роки тому +8

    "Hey I seen this one, it's a classic!"
    "what do you mean you've seen it it's brand new"

    • @southsidefronto
      @southsidefronto 3 роки тому

      How are you gonna copy paste a top comment 😂

    • @LockheedC-130HerculesOfficial
      @LockheedC-130HerculesOfficial 3 роки тому

      @@southsidefronto what? I literally just came into this comment section to comment this. "copy and paste" bruh its from back to the future

    • @firstconsul7286
      @firstconsul7286 3 роки тому

      @@LockheedC-130HerculesOfficial One of the top comments is this.

    • @LockheedC-130HerculesOfficial
      @LockheedC-130HerculesOfficial 3 роки тому

      @@firstconsul7286 don't care stay mad

    • @firstconsul7286
      @firstconsul7286 3 роки тому

      @@LockheedC-130HerculesOfficial Not mad per se, just explaining why they're saying that.

  • @dr._breens_beard
    @dr._breens_beard 3 роки тому

    7:31 fred and linda just straight porkin'

  • @RPYHN
    @RPYHN 3 роки тому +1

    The irony seeing Fred being useless considering he was the mvp during my Legendary play through

  • @biggycheese431
    @biggycheese431 3 роки тому +2

    The mere existence of halo 5 still cuases severe pain

    • @fojisan2398
      @fojisan2398 3 роки тому +1

      I don't which is more scathing, this game, or Duke Nukem Forever.

    • @biggycheese431
      @biggycheese431 3 роки тому

      @@fojisan2398 this game

  • @halfblindchaos2506
    @halfblindchaos2506 3 роки тому

    Cortana, "This cave is not a natural formation."
    Chief, "My body is not a natural formation."

  • @MrAcerulez
    @MrAcerulez 3 роки тому +1

    Linda is MVP in the books as well.

  • @nathanflinchum1153
    @nathanflinchum1153 3 роки тому

    Hearing game journalist’d as a way of saying died our way through is the best joke I’ve heard referring to progressing through a game

  • @SkyLiner-sf1qr
    @SkyLiner-sf1qr 3 роки тому

    Gotta reference literally every single other game in the process of making the commentary

  • @quaker7876
    @quaker7876 3 роки тому

    6:19 I love how he put that video

  • @camden4770
    @camden4770 3 роки тому

    Some say Chief and friends are still sauntering around in cutscenes to this day.

  • @timmyturnner7623
    @timmyturnner7623 3 роки тому

    Scariest shit I ever saw a luke cage Spartan. A bullet proff 7’12 black man that has been bred for combat💀💀💀

  • @republiccommando4041
    @republiccommando4041 3 роки тому

    as someone who hasnt completed it ill take your word for it

  • @kylegaines4723
    @kylegaines4723 3 роки тому

    “Character dies”
    Exuberant: Oh no……..

  • @masterchief1252
    @masterchief1252 2 роки тому +1

    dud fire team blue has the best spartans ever

  • @daddyoreo5290
    @daddyoreo5290 3 роки тому

    These commentarys made me subscribe

  • @nboi3301
    @nboi3301 2 роки тому

    Oh I have a tip if you want to speed run the game or if you want to defeat the warden fast use the ground pound ability every time is not on the back and that will kill one of his phases so if you do it enough times he will immediately die and it’s faster than using the weapons also try to get two in a row now instantly knock him down and he will take damage so you won’t have to fight them for a long

  • @TrueCanad1an
    @TrueCanad1an 3 роки тому +1

    Plot and dumb story telling is the only thing that kept Locke alive during that fist fight. Chief is a 7ft tall 1 tone monster.

    • @derekmensch3601
      @derekmensch3601 3 роки тому

      Theres like a three inch difference between Chief and Locke.

    • @firstconsul7286
      @firstconsul7286 3 роки тому

      The HaloFollower clips are a lot more accurate tbh.

  • @tan8813
    @tan8813 3 роки тому +1

    I don't know who's decision it was to include the helmet notch on screen all around,

  • @mothman8300
    @mothman8300 3 роки тому +1

    You deserve more subs bro

  • @armstronggaming8566
    @armstronggaming8566 2 роки тому

    The entire campaign co-op of this game is just people fighting to get the best starting loadout

  • @asternshelf2459
    @asternshelf2459 3 роки тому

    "it takes more than my-" Guess we'll never know now eh Olympia Vale.

  • @mrsun5076
    @mrsun5076 3 роки тому

    Man your a pretty funny and entertaining guy to watch

  • @NorthernLaw_
    @NorthernLaw_ 3 роки тому +2

    Well after playing through all of the Halo games I can definitely say the story is relatively easy to follow with only a few minor plot holes and inconveniences and stuff like that. Nothing was super confusing until Halo 5, maybe it had something to do with the fact that Microsoft chose NOT to release this game on PC for whatever reason but they did and now without having played it maybe that is why I don't really understand it, but to me the story of Halo 5 is just a mess. Either way I can't wait for Halo Infinite and it's definitely the best looking Master Chief we have seen

  • @stikysamurai221
    @stikysamurai221 3 роки тому +1

    I beat this solo, on legendary. It’s safe to say I feel your frustration when it comes to the uselessness of the ai ESPECIALLY FRED