Game Theory: Are You a Kid or Squid? - Splatoon SOLVED!
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Are you a Kid or are you a Squid? The question has plagued the gaming community since... well okay not that long ago, but it was SPLATOON’s main marketing slogan! And in truth, Inklings are fascinating: bipedal childlike creatures one moment, blooper-like ink swimming cephalopods the next. But is it possible to ever truly know if Inklings are more Squid-like or more Kid-like? YES. Yes it is. And today I will prove to you that Inklings are ABSOLUTELY more one than the other!
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After beating Splatoon 3, which is YEARS later than this video was posted, MatPat is correct, squids evolved into squid kids from human desire and genetic experiments
legit when I first read that bit of lore my first thought was “matpat was right!”
Not for exactly the right reason tho, its not their rng editing or whatever that allowed them to evolve quickly, its the weird human mind reading crystals in the water, well, and maybe a little bit of the rna thing
big nuke went boom, fishies are now not fishies
@@squiffurthewolf6276 it is possible the crystals manipulated the squid rna to make them more human
I thought there was no end and you just shoot others
"Sorry for the tentacle difficulties."
You've got to be squidding me.
Thomas Jackson I SEA what you did there.
anime art Booth WATER great pun you just made.
I'm not SHORE about that pun
Galactic Pancake THE ALMIGHTY PANCAKE at least I'm having a WHALE of a time
I'd make a fish pun, but i need more time to MULLET over.
Fun Fact: Some octopus have been able to successfully escape from aquariums on multiple occasions. They are very incredible In stealth as Mat says.
tell me more
Finding Dory: *Heavy Breathing Intensifies*
Funner fact: we have yet to create a containment that an octopus couldn’t get out of should they desire.
Isn’t it octopi?
Octopodes. My bad
Man, the fact that this is MatPat's only Splatoon theory feels like a bit of a cop-out. The lore in this series is WILD.
Yes
I know, I've learned so much from the world of Splatoon from the Sunken Sea Scrolls alone and I still think that there's a connection between Squid Girl and the Inklings.
Lmao I just started splatoon and I didn’t it had any lore. It seems like such a simple game
@@iAmMadeOfSoup Well you are about to be surprised because if you even bothered collecting the Sunken Sea Scrolls in the first Splatoon game there is a lot of depth in the Splatoon series than meets the eye. I was surprised to see the Squid Girl outfit as gear in the first Splatoon game though because it could also be a theory that Squid Girl is indeed the first Inkling to exist before The Great Flood.
@@iAmMadeOfSoupgood luck there’s a lot of lore I have been looking for the lore for awhile and I still don’t know a lot
That... and in the in game “sunken scrolls” explicitly says that the inklings evolved from modern day squids after humans went extinct from rising sea levels
I know
but thats not as fun
I don't care if it's not fun the game always said it
@@captainwhitepikmin6564 well people don't really watch game theory for real answers, they watch them for entertainment and to learn some cool science
@@elscruffo2264 In my opinion, the canon lore is way more fun and easy to understand!
Sunken scrolls state inklings have a full skeletal structure made of flexible cartilage and very good adapted eye sight after hundreds (because of RNA) of years of evolution.
Octolings are the same, but reproductive systems are different, where as inkings have sexual intercourse, while octolings cut of tentacles from their head and grow it.
The reason they evolved into bipeds that can switch between forms was because a nuclear bomb was launched at a base in Antarctic during WWV (World War 5), melting all of the ice there, causing tsunamis and flooding. The acidity of sea water was now that of tomato juice, so cephalopods decided to NOT die and evolved to live on land, giving them a natural weakness to water.
Fun fact, Matpat said "Kid" 20 times and said "Squid" 26 times during this video
DUMP DUMP More squid than kid. Matpat squid confirmed.
You know you have no life when you replay the video to make sure this is true.
That's a neat fact, (but how is it fun?)
And who da fak counted?
DUMP DUMP obviously
“Are you a squid or a kid?”
Me: *SQKID*
Good one
me im a AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
uhfhfufuufhe he hcudhdhgr
Don't avoid my kid and squid form
@@CYB3Redux r/iamveryrandom
Squids: *start taking over civilization*
humans: *kill a bunch of squids*
the kraken that's been hiding at the bottom of the ocean: its showtime
Help help help help
But why do they die in water?
@@nekoneko_pan I’m not sure, I honestly think that Inklings began shifting to swimming in there ink much more then swimming in the see since salmonoid attack, to the point where they shrivel and die in the water before salmonoids can get to them because how sensitive they grew. Or the water in turf wars and salmon run are more harsh then waters like New Albacore and Mahi Mahi Resort. ((That was all head canons lol))
*Oh welp*
Well actualy humans are allredy eradicated becous of ww5 and global warming in splatoon
Are you a squid or a kid?
"No, you're adopted"
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
I actually chuckled at this. Good one, fam.
TheMasterGlaceon nice one you earned my like
TheMasterGlaceon
Is it ironic that I actually am? :P
TheMasterGlaceon XD
Came here for a harmless theory
Instead got confirmation that squids will one day rule the world and enslave all mankind
Well alrighty then
Um, in Splatoon's lore, humans went extinct long before Inklings even laid a tentacle onto land due to raising sea levels.
SegaMaster172 it's much more likely that a human fucked a fish at one point
SegaMaster172 he is talking about the real world dummy
What did tentacle porn not give you clues to our future?
Dander ito I
I know this is an old video, but it is actually explained in the game that the society the the inklings live in, is after all humans had been wiped out. That automatically makes it so they are more squid than kid. Just proving your theory correct.
but there's one thing, *PRIMATES!*
Primates have a relative high inteligence, and the squids to turn into humans would like *NEED BILLIONS OF YEARS* and to humans die soo easy like that doens't make sense, is more likely the coastal country's & islands would be wiped out but the Humans would still relatively still alive.
ablities sucking tons of sun fuel
Yeah and it sound like he believes in evolution at this point ( like in this video) and later it sounds like he gave up on that theory
Well they evolved like humans
@@oyoo3323 yeah, but why the squids would evolve into humans if they are already confortable on the water?
PLEASE do more splatoon theories the game has so much lore to be uncovered
Better question:
Why arent their shirts ever painted
Magic movie/game liquid is magic
W A X
Oh crap now I'm questioning that
Well in splatoon the ink disappears when microbes eat it so the microbes might be attracted to cotton and if it’s got ink on it they will eat it fast
@@LanieMae but what about other materials
"Are you a kid or a squid?"
Me: *The inklings need to be 14 to be in full control of their abilities so they're technically teenagers.*
thats from a coloring book.
They are younger than I know that because it is in one of the sunken scrolls in splatoon 2
@@ottoneuman2590 You talking about Pearl? She's 21 so she could've just been much shorter when she was younger.
@@ottoneuman2590 it appeared around that age in splatoon 1 in story mode's sunken scrolls. I completed almost all the game, so I know. I haven't played splatoon 2 because I don't have a switch yet, though.
@@triptaylor855 oof
Well if squids ever take over mankind, let’s just blame Nintendo.
No they are warning us
@@redmations20 they gave them the ideaaaaaaaa its nintedo's fault
@@Daeneiracorn no cause they are waring us that this is gonna happen
Yes, and if teleportation ever gets invented, and we see giant bread monsters, we can blame Valve XD
*_I’M SUING_*
"Hello, internet, welcome to Gay..."
MatPat, 2017
Yea
Funny
*Cyberpunk 2077*
Not cool😡💢
Internet: So, are you a squid or a kid?
Me: *Yes*
Now I see why this is a meme
I’m both. Because I have 3 hearts. * well because people say I’m nice and I feel heart pain in 3 places unless that’s how it works..... I’m a idiot... * And because I’m a kid :/ also my elemental is water and I pertend I!m water queen because I bored. And like I said... I’ma kid :3
Some people: *BOTH*
Confusion BOMB Studios lol me
*I HAVE SEVERAL QUESTIONS*
Here's a challenge Matpat, can you explain the paranormal activities that happen in the mushroom kingdom (aka: boos and ghosts). What dies to become boos? Why does Mario always enter every mansion he runs into? And most importantly, where do these mansions come from?
He won't read this
Or will he?
*Bum bum BUUUUM!*
Edo G Have faith! :)
Edo G MATPAT PLEASE SEE THIS
losinski4 u dont know that ;)
-Are you a kid or a squid?
-I'm an Octopus
I'm a human
Im a baby.
Wow
I'm annoying
AlinosAlan
Boxie or Veemo?
after the announcement of splatoon 3, there have been many map changes, one of the ones I found was on the map with the ship, it says:
"see you in splatlands, 2022"
you can find this on one of the many flags on the ship.
maybe we can figure out the story behind why the world is so scorched and broken in the trailer before the game is released.
Lore-wise, it has been explained. Humans nuke antarctic or south pole, they melt, multiple tsunamis occur, and humans die
Matpat: Tentical Difficulties
Me: Im losing brain cells
hey be thankful... there are too many other franshises he Could have covered that hopefully won't be like Dracula & pop out of their graves to get us.
kstormgeistgem He’s joking
Truw
Hey ocean fact! Coral dies if it’s stressed. Why would it be stressed you ask?
*CURRENT* EVENTS
@@lucabalsa5368 OH MY GOD YES.
Fans: are the inklings squids, or kids?!
Nintendo: yes.
yes
*Perhaps*
Nah, they always say that there squids
Pretty much
A Humanoid Squid
Squids: Evolved
Humans: Extinct
Hotel: Trivago
w-wa ok
No.
Squids: Evolved
Humans: Extinct
Octo Expansion: Beaten
Stop. That meme should’ve died in 2017
i felt that
5:01 For those of you who care, Octo expansion came out a year after this video.
You will always be a squid...
Unless you beat the Octo expansion.
I certainly have
veemo
Holoskian r/woooosh
Holoskian if I’m a degenerate, then you are “he who must not be named.” I’m making a joke incase you SOMEHOW weren’t aware. r/woooosh
99 likes, do I like?
Mat you could've solved this by looking at one scroll which shows the evolution of the squid into a squid kid.
Pupitect But where's the fun in that
Gregory Liew its called reason and fact
Yeah and your born as a squid
This just meant that he confirms the origins of the inkling but in a much more detailed manner
I know he wanted to prove it with science but the thing is he didn't even mention the scroll making it look like 1. Nobody else has found it and 2. Like he figured out all these hidden Easter eggs even though there's a scroll.
Is this a Squid or a Kid?
"No, this is *Patrick* "
Frick i was just about to comment this
Comment of the year
You literally made me crack up!! (>0
When I clicked o this video, I was not expecting to hear about how squids are going to take over the world...
0:00 Welcome to gay!
UA-cam: OBSERVE
@Beata Dudek no s*it sherlock
@@freedeoxide lol
@@Grdd89 i have true
He is GAY
@@jchampagne5715 just shut up
"the squid is undercooked, its a kid now."
"This steak is so chewy, Han Solo wants it for his co-pilot!"
So, basically, if life was a game, squids would be hackers.
Lijthesurvivor pretty much
Lijthesurvivor Humans would be the hackers
No, I'd consider humans to be the hackers because of genetic engineering.
Yup. I wonder if they're using PK Hex or something...
Speedylion and we could do this to it'd just take a little while.
I’m praying and begging that MatPat makes another Splatoon 3 theory now that we’ve got two new games and a story mode that practically tells us the answer to this video
side note: Inklings actually can't live in water, they just flail a bit and melt
Wait what?
@@trycalculatingthis6526 Yeah if you jump in the water they flat out die. So they obviously had to genetically modify themselves to live on land. The ink is probably what keeps them together and the water breaks them apart
lets just edit some rna, yep they're taking us all slaves
i think they just drown
Inklings can survive in water, it just has to be really cold or they will explode
Matpat: hello internet welcome to ga-
Me: HELLO INTERNET WELCOME TO GAY!
huhehuhE XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
@@NotSoHappi found the gay
SAmE
I am happy
Is it something wrong to be gay?
(anyone gonna tell him that they are already confirmed in game to be squids fully)
By him
the vid was uploaded 3 years ago tho
@@jimeenalterna And this is five months old but imam reply anyways.
See literally anyone who has seen literally anything in the lore knows that they are just... evolved squids. It aint even in Splatoon 2 it's in Splatoon 1
Yes, I did
I guess he just proved how they are squids then.
This video is the whole reason that got me into genetic engineering and genes. Thank you so very much Game Theory for unlocking the entire factor of genes to me.
This came on while I was in the shower and you have no idea how terrifying it was for me to hear "WELCOME TO GAY-" Then a few random noises.
n o u
come on we gotta get this to 69 likes
oh no
NRG Night-o you have 123 likes so ima pass on liking the comment
I am very sorry for you, my friend...
Whenever I watch game Theory I always end up saying "and cut" at the end mistaking I'm not watching Film Theory
it's Wednesday my dudes
Need more views y ne cell games pls
Whenever i watch film theory i always say Thanks for Watching.
cristalline circus T.T. - Too True
honestly cristalline circus, I do that too sometimes OwO
The actual lore is explained in the "The Art of Splatoon: The book with splattitude" shows that on page 313 it says the world ended due to somebody launching a nuclear missile at the South Pole, as seen here "During the last war, someone from somewhere launched a nuclear warhead into the South Pole." The reasoning behind that is because there were 3 more world wars and on the fifth one is when humanity went extinct as shown earlier on the same page. Quote "Mankind's violent nature resulted in many civil wars and five great world wars."
You're welcome MatPat.
TheMarkipShow Also its proven in game that squids had evolved into inklings
lore can change between games as an accident/mistake or to keep us wondering. maybe everything from the first and second game that we know is a lie?
TheMarkipShow give me a link to it
Fresh_Knight couldn't splatoon be just a fantasy world?
TriOfDerp ‘ Really?!
This theory also makes sense as kids would have no reason to become like squids, which aren’t as good as kids, but squids would need to become like people in order to really survive, and therefore makes this theory even more realistic
Me: Watching a vid about games
My mom listening: Hmm, he is watching science vids.
*This is science*
VIDEO GAME SCIENCE
teachnically , you do
this is a science channel
when your mom doesn't get that it is a science video and blames you for wasting time watching game videos
“Sorry for the tentacle difficulty’s”
I sea what you did there
42069
TheMemeDoge21 are you referencing a metal gear solid meme by chance?
@@winterblox1 🤷🏻♂️
Sign
*sigh* what am i doing with my life?
It literally says in the sunken scrolls ingame that they are squids who evolved to live on land and adopted freshness
Noemi Lara Yeah... but that would make for a boring theory, so, SCIENCE!!!
This vid is now useless
and the Wiki.
EXACLY !!!! Thank god that im not the only one to notice that
Well class, if you open your textbooks to page 1, you'll see the entirety of human evolution. Have a nice day!
“Popping out of primordial Ooze”
… So… Who’s going to tell him about ROTM…
When I die, I'm going to have my splatoon teammates lower me into my grave so they can let me down one last time.
SUPER spooks haha I've heard this joke before but nice one lmao
SUPER spooks thats so true
SUPER spooks YAY,another noob blaming their team on a shooter game.
MLG Frisk AYY LMAO
One last time! SUPER spooks is going hooome!
Nintendo: *releases zany, new character*
Nintendo: it’s a weird character, let’s leave it at that
Game theory: I don’t think I will
I mean, it literally says it in the game that they evolved from squids, but some extra scientific evidence is nice.
The only problem is that if you look into any of his sources (even the octopodes video), they all claim things in contrast to his arguments.
For example, the paper he shows on screen claims that these RNA editing structures may make evolution take longer.
www.merriam-webster.com/video/octopus
www.quora.com/Since-eyes-evolved-to-see-underwater-they-are-not-ideally-adapted-to-see-in-air-What-would-our-eyesight-be-like-if-it-had-evolved-in-air
www.cell.com/cell/fulltext/S0092-8674(17)30344-6
Jensaw101 well the English thing is that it SHOULD br octopodes however people just pick and choose when they want to follow the rules we have been using or not
+lordmew5 That may be the case -- if we want to decide that rules arbitrarily chosen by the Greeks are better than rules arbitrarily chosen by the English -- but it doesn't change the fact that he edited that clip in a manipulative way to change what the expert was saying.
Jensaw101 i am not saying the greek version is in anyway better but it didn't maje any sense to take a wordans not take its plural form with it
Fair enough. Although that people needed to actively seek out the correct conjugation after the fact (at least, as claimed by the editor in the video he linked), leads me to question if using an English conjugation wouldn't have been sufficient.
“When splatoon 2 comes out in a couple of months”
Us now, with splatoon 3 coming out in one week
The_Internet: Are you a Kid or a Squid?
Me: I'm Sophia.
Hello, fellow Sophia!
Well hello there, Sophia
*No this is Patrick.*
i am a stegosourus!
im also sophia
But what about Octolings?
YOURE AN OCTOPUS YOURE A KID YOURE AN OCTOPUS YOURE A KID YOURE AN OCTOPU- I’ll stop
you're a veemo you're a kid
Yay, octopodes for the win
yYYYYYYYYTTUY UT T HI FUIR YT?F79T9TUURURHFUYDYRUYDYRUDU YERY6FUFU RY FU FUUFFUUEHRUGJFUU EH RHUCHH BERB HE UCUEHUFUU EHHD HDGDG U SHBDEHUWUSIFOOFUEGDUFI
Your a VEEMO your a WEIRDO
part of the squid famliy so the thorey works for them to just octos have 8 hand like things insted of 6 hand like things
"Hello internet, welcome to gay-"
*Tentacles appear.*
I think we all know where that's going...
Nice
A Lightswitch DEAR GOD... TENTACLE HENTAI...
A Lightswitch FOREHEAD.
NO. STOP. NOW.
I was saying it's a nice joke... Not that i like that type of staff ( not meant to be offensive )
Of course you're a squid, what else would you be? An Octoling? Yeah right
MatPat:"all these games dealing with apocalyptic societies"
Me:"according to that one sunken scroll, Splatoon is apocalyptic. I know you are aware of that information, I'm just waiting for your scripted reaction once you mention it. Do not disappoint me!"
your scripted reaction was satisfactory 👍
MatPat: "let's get away from post-apociliptic, dark games---"
Me: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You know better right? (breaks the idea of "unscripted" if that is what you were going for)"
Then how come they drown when they are in water?
Because they evolved to live on land.
I imagine, ink has a higher salt content than water - they don't drown in regular water, they over-hydrate.
Kxw Bjbreaker because gameplay
+octet33
That is insanely smart! Well done Splatoon designers!
It was just explained their bodies are filled with ink. And with how easily they absorb ink in squid form, being totally submerged ink pure, non-treated water can be an issue. They don't drown so much as dilute and then pop
are you a squid or a kid?
Me an intellectual:a ditto
:3
Don't use my meme
That would actually make sense, cuz ditto’s can transform into anything, so inklings are kind of like a ditto but its a squid
(I like making things more logical than they need to be)
Evolution: Takes 200 million years
Inklings & Octolings: Best i can do is 10,000
Well now I'm gonna be cautious about kids who act weird.
IM MR MEASICS LOOK AT ME!!!
GTX 1080 We're waiting. Always.
GTX 1080 then you have to be cautious of me.
GTX 1080 how do i kill myself Mr.Meeseeks???
Mr Meseeks
"Welcome to gay"
"I'm sorry we are are experiencing tentacle difficulties"
Why am I thinking of a gametheory gay hentai now?
I wasnt the only one yay
I thought the same thing too lmao 😂
wtf is wrong with you 3
+TheMemeDoge21 Gay people: hey it’s fine, we like hentai too... don’t ask!
@@jupitersgodzilla7114 no it just y
"Welcome to gay"
Me: well of course Mat Pat when is it going down
Rocky Turtle Gay mean happy :3
The cosmic comic turtle my exact thoyght
Need views yne cell plse
The cosmic comic turtle 🐢
The cosmic comic turtle on he's darw my life his classmate said he is
GAY
DO MORE SPLATOON THEORYS THERES SO MUCH LORE
First twenty seconds: some tentacledifficulties....
Me:Of course
CaptianCupcakez. Can you use space?
Too lazy
woomy 2474 no, we can't use space, as it's largely an absence of matter. We can only occupy it. Kappa
wait does that mean it was a hentai joke or is that me?
ClosetGaming That is completely true. Fin
Octodad makes so much sense now
Laser Squid111 I was thinking about that too!
Finally. The war is over. :' )
I’m your genetics part
Didn’t the sunken scrolls already said that the squids evolved,
oh shiz thats true
OMG YES IT DID LE GASP
So we already knew this before he made this but his videos are funny UwU
Can't tell if the comment above me is ironic or not but it actually gives me suicidal thoughts.
@@carlosjovel85 considering their name, i believe it isn't ironic :^(
Game theory NEEDS to revisit this series at some point
i love how you completely mixed up squids and octopuses throughout the episode.
p.s. I used octopuses because while the greek plural IS octopodes, the english one is octopuses
I always hear the plural term for octopus is octopie and I live in the USA
octopi
Lol did u Google it to
Jactertieme its actole αχταποδια in greek(i know that you cant tipe in greece/greek and i sey that cuz well idk) but you ar right actole
*TENTACLE* DIFFICULTIES!
I AM DYING.
Same here lol 😂
Yeah, that was a good pun.
your tentagles are tangled ok
Hello internet welcome to gay...
Lil Kitteh *cough
Mattpatt:Are you a squid or a kid
Me:quid
Wow
Matpat*
Or skid :v
Yay
We call our money (pounds £) quids here
MatPat is the type of person who sees a slogan for a game and ask "Is anyone gonna make a theory about that?" and not wait for an answer.
It makes me feel better that squids saw our bodies and were like "Oh ya, we want their superior gun handling hands"
we fell to the reapers and then the squids did the opposite of the reapers taking on human body shapes instead of our destroyers xD
I feel honored ;)
Was that too creepy..?
This is probably really late but in Stage 14 of the single-player campaign in Splatoon 2 Marie says to Agent 4: “Surprised you haven’t broken any bones! Well squids don’t have bones so...”
GalaxyTear Obviously Marie has education. Callie puts on shades she knows will hypnotize her. #MarieBestGirl
“Hello internet welcome to ga-“
Me- gay?
LGBT community: *enters comments*
*comes out of nowhere* I WAS SUMMONED?!?
WHO SUMMONED ME
@@FUTUREST4RTER idk but chill
LGBT community when summoned: aw crap, here we go again
i was just about to type gay theories
Hearing him say "Ink War" just made me so mad
Same.. It's *TURF* WAR! *TURF!*
*Game Theory Are you a kid or a squid? -Splatoon SOLVED*
*Clicks on video*
Mat pat: Both.
*Video ends*
Me: that is the best theory I've ever heard
I'm not even kidding I though that's what the video was gonna be XD
Princessa1256 Gaming yup
Princessa1256 Gaming lol
Princessa1256 Gaming when I watch it he didn't say they are both
Princessa1256 Gaming same at some point XD
Johnny Townsend you are right
"Hello internet, welcome to gay-"
- Mathew Patrick, 2017
Yep, I've been looking for one of these comments XDDD
I wasn't the only one-
I was gonna comment this XD
daaaaaaamn dat dirty mind though
Ryan Playz Gamez me
Where my NOTIFICATION SQUIDS at?
here boiiii!!!!!
The Game Theorists RIGHT HERE
here
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HEEEEEEREE!
the ‘primordial ooze’ bit killed my Octo Expansion ptsd self💀 and MatPat, i will be the future version of you (who specializes in splatoon instead of fnaf) please make more splatoon videos. i love your work and thank you so much for this incredible video! (maybe some squid sisters stuff next?)
When we play splatoon, we roll kids into their own pile of blood and squid flesh
Smith Peter But it is also rolling kids into puddles of ammunition
I come from the land of the future with Splatoon 2 having been released for the Nintendo switch with a wuote from marina, “this really gets my ink pumping.”
I feel pleased when i was welcome by gay theory
Lmao same t gay
#@Stryker Charlton wait what do you mean
@@valkstorm981 did you watch the video
@Stryker Charlton did you watch the video
@Stryker Charlton IT'S THE JEOKE
*IMPORTANT UPDATE*
*PALUTENA'S GUIDENCE FOR THE INKLING CONFIRMS THIS THEORY IN SMASH ULTIMATE GOOD JOB MATPAT YOU DID IT*
Chadley Burns In Super Smash Bros Ultimate theirs and Easter egg called “Palutena’s Guidance” where pit gets help from Palutena in the fight, if you fight an inkling, it confirms it’s a squid.
@@kavneetgill8789 Except it's from Hal Laboratory. The same people who created Kirby. Plus Smash is not considered a canon game in any timeline, except Kirby's.
@@marchaasa.k.a.tyrannexthed2425 and yet it is still MASSIVE points to the theroy only here to put this comment up but hey
@@Monika-lu8lv I get what you're saying.
@@marchaasa.k.a.tyrannexthed2425 that was.... fast
MatPat: *Doing Awesome Puns*
Me: *Finding out where else he could put more*
An easy and simple way to figure this out is one sunken scroll has an evolution chart of the inklings. They may have turned to human lookalikes but they are still squid
Snapshot 2015 Yep, it specifically says: Bones: None! And high pressure, high capacity ink sacs.
Snapshot 2015 all of his work GONE
😎
Good point Snapshot 2015
Snapshot 2015 that's just a chart of them growing up from birth to age 14
8 legged overlords... OUR SAVIOR LORD HELIX HAS COME
No Arceus is greater
BLASPHEMY! SMITE THE FOOL!
HAIL OMANYTE! LONG LIVE HELIX!
Why do you people still exist
ALL PRAISE THE HELIX! FOREVER ITS RAIN! PRAISE THE SQUID!
Squid and kid its a play on words
Squ (from squid)
id (from kid)
Squid :O
K (from kid)
id (from squid)
No need for that 14 minute video its a 1 minute ;D
K (kid
id (squid)
Kid
@@vanessameza9787 they are everything
*genious*
Booyah!
Matpat You should totally do a splatoon 1 and 2 lore video like Mr. Grizz, Octo Expantion, stuff like that.
Matpat: "Do you even dictionary, bro?"
Me: Actually, "octopodes" is not technically an official English word. It originated from people who thought the word was Greek derived, and no one uses it anymore. The official word to describe the plural of octopus is just "octopuses". Also, "octopi" is basically the same thing as "octopodes"; it's not technically correct.
"We're having some *tentacle* difficulties." I see what you did there.
I'm Pikachu :3 i SEA what you did there >:)
I'm Pikachu :3...we're having some... *TESTICLE* Difficulties - > - (and no, im not sorry)
I'm Pikachu :3
.....I'm walking away...
Time to pull out the backup bleach
dankest mario aw come on, dont be such a BEACH ;)
HELLO, WELCOME TO GAY
G = Please
A = Get on
Y = The Tower
Edit: This isn’t actually my meme, it was a meme I found in Inkopolis Square while playing splatoon 2. It read,
“Yes, I am gay.
G = Please
A = Get on
Y = The tower”
Just wanted to make that clear.
*GET ON THE TOWWWWWEER*
Lmao i saw that two did we play together??
too*
Cerealocelot 945 I’m gay
I saw the same post XD get on the toweeeerrrrr
I wish MatPat makes another Splatoon theory after Splatoon 3 comes out
As a biochemist when Mat Pat said 'when our DNA gets copied there is a lot of junk in it' I shed a single tear. My man has no respect for intron functionality and the benefits of having more regulation by alternative splicing :(
Finally someone who understands this aswell!
MLG Jesus wait introns are actually used for something?
MLG Jesus we arnt all biochemist my friends. He kept it simple to thr core
As an American highschool student I can very firmly state that I can't conceive a single reason he'd mention all that. Sorry bro.
+Cynist yeah exactly he basically uses science for dummies
"We seem to be having some tentacle difficulties".
Splatoon Theory -Mathew Patrick
~ELECTED PUN OF THE YEAR~
That pun is too cheesy... At least I feel GRATE when I say my puns.
Those are kind of punny... I never Cod tell good jokes so...
ZaZako Gamer man I love cheese, cheese is so GRATE
What a sucker!
ZaZako Gamer PUN OF THE YEAR AWARDS
Matpat: "reference to FNAF"
Me: More FNAF coming within the next 2 years so good luck Mat pat
Nintendo basically just confirmed they're squids in the latest direct
I know this is before Splatoon 2 but in the single player campaign if you listen to Marie in the car wash level she is quoted saying “Well, we don’t have any bones,” YOUR WELCOME FOR ACTUALLY LISTENING TO MARIE
Sky The Dragon In Splatoon 2, she say "don't break any bones...oh wait we don't have them" in one of the missions.
TinyCelebiGamer LVL 14 Of Beakers Depot of Splatoon 2 in the sniper lvl going up that parking lot, about to get to the very top Marie says "Surprised you haven't broken any bones! Well, we don't have any bones so forget it"
Sky The Dragon Umm, I saw it too and MatPat also found other evidence that they have no bones so could you shut the hell up?? You are REALLY annoying. Plus, who doesn't listen to Marie? She has a lot to say, dammit.
The first game literally says that the Inklings don't have bones. Sunken Scroll #5.
It also says that Inklings evolved from Squids that adapted to living on land. Sunken Scroll #10.
Wait... what was the point of this video again?
StuffAboutSandwiches to see if inklings are kid or squids
“To Kid, Or to Squid,”
“That is the question”
MatPat 2017
Matpat: We are having tentacle difficulties
Me: Oh no, HENTAI
Ida Fitri knuckles: *O H N O*
Hentai? Where?!
Ida Fitri I do not wanna see your internet history
Thought the same thing
Ida Fitri I
You don’t even need science to solve this. The Splatoon lore states that humans went extinct before squids existed. You stated that they were gone in the intro, so it’s quite obvious. But hey, at least you have actual science supporting this.
kid + squid = skuid
skuid
noun
when kids and squids merge
they can freely change into a kid or a squid
pronounced "quid"
ok quid does not tell me how its pronounced
STEP RIGHT UP! ONLY 15 QUID!
He could have skipped all of this because in one of the sunken scrolls in the first game, the scroll show that squids had evolve into Inklings.
Content
Can everyone forget the theory for now? Let's take a minute's silence for the editing in ALL of MatPat's videos.
Sanso Definitely
Sanso What I was thinking
YASSS
Sanso Not to mention all the research he does. This guy is fantastic.
MatPat, in my opinion, is the world's best UA-camr.
Nintendo: Makes a game about squid kids with ink guns with a slogo kid or squid*
MatPat: Teaches a whole biology class*
Imagine In biology you have to do squid stuff and whatever and you say to your friends H E R E watch this