But who wants to deal with all the paperwork of covering up a murder? And removing a henchman from the payroll. You gotta get down to HR and sort all that shit out. It's just not worth the effort.
Strange thing is that I was actually invested in the tension and the narrative. So every time Jordan interrupted the atmosphere, I found myself getting annoyed like Keegan.
@Si Dunue No shit, but what James Smith is saying because you need it spelled out for you is that the writing is so good and natural that you are actually invested in the "main" storyline. Bad writing wouldn't put much thought into the ancillary dialogue (Keegan) and try to rush through it to get to the punch line (Jordan's part).
Like some other poster suggested: he is giving off a Dad Vibe. Chances are that he has kids at home, and suffered through this scenario millions of times already without choking them. He probably threw their lollipops into the driveway though.
@@billymanziel5666 True. Key does great in all his movie roles but he rarely gets to show all his talents. Only in that Netflix show "Friends from College " was he given a role with more substance and he killed it! I think perhaps he is one of those male actors who needs to become a little older and "age" into more of a leading man. Then he will get more chances at different types of roles
@@McDADDyK yeah, I was thinking along those lines... people have become so small minded in this New World... i bet a lot of cybernetic zombie humanoids out there really think his accent is from an actual country... 😑😑😑
@Jesus Christ Because they assume their on a high horse and above everyone else. Also it won't actually benefit you mentally and financially in the long run.
@@icebear3503 What's so hard to understand? You shouldn't call yourself something you are not. Even if you're calling yourself that purely by accident.
Maybe the plan was to get the henchman in, and by psychologically torturing the prisoner the henchman could break the codes the same way he broke the boss
I think it's because comedy doesn't get the same recognition as other genres, but their acting skills are outstanding and doesn't get enough attention. Literally. Absolutely nail every character they portray.
Christian Graham lol that NEVER occurred to me until watching it this time(after seeing it many times before!)! I always thought the guy just decided he now is going to torture the henchman too, and the henchman is just trying to get him to give the codes and hopefully that will end it, cause why else is he also now tied to a chair, but maybe he’s just being stuck their to infuriate the guy into giving the codes?
@@andrewpaige1194 yup creating confusion will get the person out of their confort zone. He wasnt even listening cause he knew that the henchman was distracting. But now he has to be stuck with him.
All you peeps getting pissy about Keegan's accent: I don't think he is trying in earnest to do a Russian or Slavic accent. He looks like and acts a lot like Le Chiffre or Ernst Stavro Blofeld from James Bond films, so it's more likely he is going for "generic exotic evil mastermind" accent. It's parody.
I love the feeling of finding out that there is a skit that i did not saw yet. And at the same time i hate it because i never know if this is not the last time, and everything they did was already posted.
You hate that feeling? I love knowing that there's a chance I'll stumble across a new sketch! Especially since I know that this (which I consider to be their best sketch of all time) hadn't made it to UA-cam until now, which means they didn't post all the good ones already.
@@awehornet yeah ,I was like that too.WTF ...!!why do little kids insist in joining their mothers in a bathroom?! They just do...just like clubbing chicks share a bathroom stall !😎
Not gonna lie, the henchmen is more effective at torture than his boss. Keep your chess metaphors- five minutes of that crinkling candy wrapper and I'd give up the codes.
The worst torture ever: starting your day off with a notification of a new K&P video, discovering it's a skit you've never watched before, and realizing it's time to drive to work!!
Picturing a remake of The Matrix where that's the reason Neo's late to work. After he went down a wikipedia rabbit hole on albinism and race relations the night before.
When it showed the lollipop being unwrapped and Key was saying “each piece has a different function”, I thought he was going to use the lollipop for torture 🤦♂️
As always, their acting it beyond 10/10. The way Key said "Leave us" was crazy menacing. The way Peele opened and shut the door like a kid was super innocent and immature. Especially when Key was charging at him. That was hilarious!
When you ask your mom if you can kidnap and torture someone, and she says "ok, but take your brother with you"
Lmao. This comment deserves more attention.
I laughed at this one.
Yes, very relatable lol 😂 😆
hate when that happens
Oddly specific
Alternate title: The Most Patient Evil Mastermind of All Time
there you go, 666 likes, thank me later...
Remeez Jackson wtf r u talking about🤦🏾♂️
@@kelvin3855 they put untalented John Cena in fast and furious 9? What a disgusting disgrace to the franchise. Cena ruined an entire generation
@@remeez3169 dude just shut the fuck up no one's cares that cena is in fast and no one cares about you we just want to enjoy some funny comments
Remeez Jackson dude ur comment was mad random😂😂😂the Rock ruined it why aren’t u talking about that
You can tell the bad guy has kids because he’s so tolerant instead of just killing Daquan
Lol
But at what cost to us?
@Karina Silaeva shoo bot
@Inessa Abramova shoo bot
But who wants to deal with all the paperwork of covering up a murder? And removing a henchman from the payroll. You gotta get down to HR and sort all that shit out. It's just not worth the effort.
Strange thing is that I was actually invested in the tension and the narrative. So every time Jordan interrupted the atmosphere, I found myself getting annoyed like Keegan.
James Smith same i found his metaphors really interesting and when he was interrupted i was like ffs man! Lol
Facts lmao
Comedic geniuses
@Si Dunue No shit, but what James Smith is saying because you need it spelled out for you is that the writing is so good and natural that you are actually invested in the "main" storyline. Bad writing wouldn't put much thought into the ancillary dialogue (Keegan) and try to rush through it to get to the punch line (Jordan's part).
Exactly. Jordan needed to stop for our sakes
when a younger sibling wants to hang out
Same
This
Me
I am that younger sibling 🤣🤣
Ok for context, I am a younger sibling. And I have been kicked/left out of fun stuff many times. So not cool and
fuck you...... Something like that.
Plot twist: His henchman is a double agent trying to save his homie.
Ye
That was a good plot twist
Nah. Good try, but the end scene where he says to give up the military codes would disprove that.
@@roguishpaladin giving up code might save his homie tho.
oh oh. We got a Mexican stand off.
This is the most tolerant bad guy ever, henchmen been killed for just opening the door ffs.
Like some other poster suggested: he is giving off a Dad Vibe.
Chances are that he has kids at home, and suffered through this scenario millions of times already without choking them.
He probably threw their lollipops into the driveway though.
How... How do you know how other henchman have been killed? 🤔
@@deenaprice1524 In other movies and games. Not this.
Tuco Salamanca.
Doesn't want to go through the hiring process again
The worst torture ever... having that annoying assistant being tied up next to you, never shutting up or holding still xD
Just leave those two in a room together for an hour, and Jack will be ready to talk to just shut him up.
Thomas Bedient an hour is too long, the guy might die by then. Give them about 5-10 and he’ll break
That’s a terrible scenario
Naw its that DAMN door😂 The squeeking is bothering tf outta me!
That would be crazy bro...love you peace pit
Plot twist: Daquan is the torturing device.
😂😂
Plot twist your comment was lame asf
@@joshuabowden5626 plotwist you're a professional asshole
@@kadei7117 That's not a plot twist.That's a given hahaha XD
Yeah.. that was literally the plot twist 😂😂
"he's standing over there like an *actual* statue isn't he?"
"Yeah, it's weird"
😂
Best part of it all'. 😬😆😂
Lmfao
They probably had to do that part so much
You saw it too ?
Hahahahaha!!😂😂😂🤣
This is one of those sketches that should be a whole movie.
Érico Calixto
Every single sketch! Thats like 124 movies I'll be binging
I would binge watch if this was an series of episodes.
@@VoiceYourSoul would be so funny if they have this annoying guy pop up in all kinds of episodes hehe
@@Chris_WG 😂😂 omg!! Yes that would make it super funny.
Where they are a movie was hosted there
Keegan is really an incredible actor. He could pull off more serious roles easily
Did you have doubts about that?
@@nishorgomehedi6523 did he ask you about that?
I think it’s a shame his movie roles aren’t more character driven like the sketches. He basically plays himself in Wonka, for example.
@@billymanziel5666 True. Key does great in all his movie roles but he rarely gets to show all his talents. Only in that Netflix show "Friends from College " was he given a role with more substance and he killed it! I think perhaps he is one of those male actors who needs to become a little older and "age" into more of a leading man. Then he will get more chances at different types of roles
Keegan is a terrific actor man, that accent is so spot on!
I was the 100 like...
@CR spot on what? 1930s vampire?
@pocky j me too, I got really confused when it said the accent was perfect hahahaha
Lmao it is not, but he's still a good actor
@@McDADDyK yeah, I was thinking along those lines... people have become so small minded in this New World... i bet a lot of cybernetic zombie humanoids out there really think his accent is from an actual country... 😑😑😑
We were the ones being tortured the whole time
I was laughing dunno bout you
DEATH IS INEVITABLE hahaha exactlly
that name tho
as if people don't know that they're gonna die one day
I was also laughing a whole lot
with your name, you should watch Unus Annus
Peele is so annoying that even the guy that was being tortured got annoyed by him while having his torture being halted
😂😂😂 he was heated
I’d be too, gotta keep it going
Thanks for telling me. If only there a video showing me
@@zenkigizmo1981 Heated like Sha’quan who got kicked into that lava…
no crap, sherlock
Jimenez wouldn’t have given up those codes
NOT ON YOUR ASS!
He never would've fill Jimenez's shoes.
these nuts on your chin that wouldn't have these balls on your chin wouldn't have given up those codes
Not on your powerhouse of the cell sized peepee
Jimenez would never get captured.
Key is a master when it comes to playing different ethnicities
Gave me a Gustavo Freng vibe in this one.
@@FUBARguy107 yeah, plus Javier Bardem
Not in this sketch accent was all over the place ngl
except russians don't look like gypsies
His ethnicity is still African. Just one maybe born in Russia.
You know you're annoying when even the prisoner is sick of your disruptions.
This character got on my nerves so bad!! Peele knows how to be annoying.
That's what I was THINKinnnnn.
🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
He wwayyy' outdone himself on that deal', that he adjoins the captive. 😂💨☠️☠️☠️
its like he peeles your skin off
Apparently he loved playing the really irritating and insufferable characters 😆 That was like his favourite xD
"Shouldn't call yourself a queen though."
Hal K drag queen, I’m guessing
@ Gay
@Jesus Christ Because they assume their on a high horse and above everyone else. Also it won't actually benefit you mentally and financially in the long run.
But kings in chess are restricted movement.
@Jesus Christ fuck you jesus
“He got kicked into some lava, so that’s when I came in.”
🤣🤣🤣 so freakin random
Absolutely hate when that happens...
🌋🕴💢🦵
Probably because he kept interrupting
@@jonnnnniej Nah, he was the good one, did his job stopping the hero and all that. And then we got this guy.
And 😂😂 key replied "wonderful"
"So Key, what accents can you make?"
Key: "Yes"
@T Sing His Indian accent isn't that great either. I guess you really wouldn't be able to tell if an accent is good unless you're a native speaker..
Accent was trash
Hes south african is pretty damn good sounds a lot like my grandpa
@T Sing I think it's bad on purpose.
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Bruh Peeles acting is so great that I’m legitimately annoyed 😂
dude, he was driving me crazy. I could barely laugh because of how much stress he was creating
😂😂
How about Key?
chief so lol
Oh my gosh
I almost didn't end it cuz I was getting soooo annoyed😂😂
keegan almost breaking character at like 5:41 sends me EVERY TIME 😂
Damn, I never noticed that!
He almost laughed lmao
Thank you for this Lmao!
5:05 too
5:56 too
Plot twist: Lequan was a secret agent all along and acted stupidly to relay hidden messages.
Now, he’s bout to die....
That or he’s an illegitimate son lol and had to spend quality time with his dad.
ua-cam.com/video/87c6PMNVJoo/v-deo.html
Dum dum dum
everything from key and peele has been great. This does not disappoint
Is this skit new?
lack of boring stuf no it’s old
@@lackofboringstuf2347 show was cancelled
lack of boring stuf these were the skits from the tv show
Not really just same old same old .lots of these they steal outright from UA-cam content creators
The fact that even the guy in the chair is frustrated with Daquan's interruption 😂
“Shouldn’t call yourself a queen though, where I come from that means something different” 😂😂
Brennan eibner 😂😂😂😂
😂😂
Yes
Or should I say... Yaaas
Brennan eibner 💯
Atlanta
Anyone else get well absorbed into the story and forget its a comedy before the jokes start coming
Yes
Started like an episode of "24"
@Pablo or of really good herbs!
Yep ha
I’m already invested in these characters and this plot
“Whoo! Shouldn’t of said that!”
Kills me every time 😂
me too 💀
Me three!!!
1:53 me four 🥰
*HAVE
“Well I was just thinking”
Ahh so we’ve identified the problem
Oh! I knew I heard that somewhere but couldn't remember where. Is it a breaking bad reference or just a common frase?
- My favorite W.W
The patience he has for DaQuan is the same I have for my dumb friends😂😂
The the patience Mr. Storm has with robin williams
Goddamn you have one of the coolest names ive seen in awhile
"Shouldn't call yourself a queen doe, cuz from where I'm from, that mean somethin different."
😂😂 funny line
"Shouldn't call yourself a queen though, 'cause where I'm from dat means sometin' different."
My main man has a valid point here.
Right
I dont get it
@@icebear3503
Queen=Guy who dresses in women's clothing and pretends to be a woman.
@@aeredhaelredfalen6194 ok and second sentence?
@@icebear3503
What's so hard to understand? You shouldn't call yourself something you are not. Even if you're calling yourself that purely by accident.
"I wanted you, all to myself he's standing back there like an actual statue, isn't he?" LMAO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Yeah its weird
@@icebear3503 Exactly! I'm already laughing, then the dude in the chair says it's weird as if in agreement.
Lol I love how even the guy getting tortured is annoyed by the interruptions 🤣 genius
Maybe the plan was to get the henchman in, and by psychologically torturing the prisoner the henchman could break the codes the same way he broke the boss
Say what!?? Now your torturing me! Lol
Definitely plausible... 🤔
That's definitely the worst way to torture someone
Now we need “The Worst Detective Sidekick”
Jason Todd:did someone call for me?
"I was thinkin like maybe I could put the handcuffs on the bad guy"
they did that already
I'd watch it!
There is a WKUK of that called “good cop terrible cop.” It’s not K&P but it’s sketch comedy. Nvm I just rewatched it, it sucks.
Keegan up in here doing like an actual villain. Sure, the sketch is funny and over the top, but I can see him doing a character like this "for real".
I think it's because comedy doesn't get the same recognition as other genres, but their acting skills are outstanding and doesn't get enough attention. Literally. Absolutely nail every character they portray.
Plot twist: Peele was actually the climactic torture device. He def giving up them codes now.
Christian Graham lol that NEVER occurred to me until watching it this time(after seeing it many times before!)! I always thought the guy just decided he now is going to torture the henchman too, and the henchman is just trying to get him to give the codes and hopefully that will end it, cause why else is he also now tied to a chair, but maybe he’s just being stuck their to infuriate the guy into giving the codes?
@@andrewpaige1194 yup creating confusion will get the person out of their confort zone. He wasnt even listening cause he knew that the henchman was distracting. But now he has to be stuck with him.
Duh...
All you peeps getting pissy about Keegan's accent: I don't think he is trying in earnest to do a Russian or Slavic accent. He looks like and acts a lot like Le Chiffre or Ernst Stavro Blofeld from James Bond films, so it's more likely he is going for "generic exotic evil mastermind" accent. It's parody.
All what peeps? I haven't seen a single comment like that.
Sounds pretty spot on to me 🤷🏼♀️
It sounded Spanish to me. Like, actual Spain, I mean.
He literally calls him Dravic which is a Serbian name tho
@Lawofimprobability you lost me at hello.
I love the feeling of finding out that there is a skit that i did not saw yet.
And at the same time i hate it because i never know if this is not the last time, and everything they did was already posted.
Thats everyone bro. Every Video. Every time.
They still have a few more skits
John Doe so pissed off about a spelling error?
You hate that feeling? I love knowing that there's a chance I'll stumble across a new sketch! Especially since I know that this (which I consider to be their best sketch of all time) hadn't made it to UA-cam until now, which means they didn't post all the good ones already.
@John Doe speak properly*
The high level quality production that goes into these skits is simply outstanding!!
KEEGAN: He's standing back there like actual statue, isn's he?
MAN: yeah that's wired.
That's kill me every time
These guys are comedy geniuses. K&P should never have ended.
They didn't..
@@hotlobstar3D1325 they did. Key and Peele decided to end it back in 2015
@@chrismendez8752 That's 2015. Is comedy central just uploading all the old clips?
@@hotlobstar3D1325 shit sorry I thought he meant the show
Yeah I too wish they wouldn't have stopped making there show but I'm guessing they make alot more money making movies
Damn a Pakistani Steve Jobs that was raised in Russia. Now that’s scary.
There's nothing more scary than US.
@Jarod M lol
adnan asghar went over your head with your sensitive ass
adnan asghar or wicked frfr
@@adnanasghar1087 thank you
That’s my 5 yr. old daughter when I tell her I need privacy while using the bathroom Every Day!!. 🤣🤣🤣
let her in..doubt she minds the fumes 😁
@@yanicyoda4762 dude wtf
@@awehornet yeah ,I was like that too.WTF ...!!why do little kids insist in joining their mothers in a bathroom?! They just do...just like clubbing chicks share a bathroom stall !😎
@@yanicyoda4762 FBI open up
Like my daughter when I am on a zoom meeting
I feel like if peele was in charge he’d actually be scarier as a villain. Totally unpredictable and unprofessional
He’d be completely loco
@@sebandrews4395 More zany or goofy
Sorta like the villain in kingsman
Nooooo i like him.being goofy or zany😆
So like vaas from far cry 3 then?
Their acting skills are crazy underrated.
They're never considered underrated.
The solution here is to leave him alone in the room with Daquan until he's annoyed into talking.
YES, THAT IS WHAT I WAS PLANNING ON DOING
the awsm media guy 😭😭😭💀💀
Plot twist: this was actually all part of a genius torture plan
The end tells it all
Brodutcs WTF are your videoes? 😂
Mind blown
@@jojijoestar7950 filthy frank 2.0
Plot twist this comment is on almost every key and peel video😄👌
If their agent was Decker, he wouldn’t have caught.
Peejay Naz fb
And if it was Jimenez he would’ve shot that straight from the dick lol
??
How funny would it have been if he said “What are you doing” in an American accent
Every time Jordan makes that blank face in the skits, I lose it.
Not gonna lie, the henchmen is more effective at torture than his boss. Keep your chess metaphors- five minutes of that crinkling candy wrapper and I'd give up the codes.
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You know, I used to think it was dumb that a lot of villains would kill their henchmen for just doing kinda dumb things but this short showed me why
I kept interrupting him and then I was tortured by my own boss.
**CONSEQUENCES**
🤣😂🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Plagiarism.
@@ruguoserliegise2716 ok that dude copied me because I remember there wasn't any comment like this before I wrote it 😠😠
@@muhammadhamzamir7340 I once copied someones joke then they got 😠
CONSEQUENCES!!!!!
Key is such a good actor, I believe whatever character he plays
Props to the hair and makeup department
I didn’t recognize Keegan for the first 2 minutes
The worst torture ever: starting your day off with a notification of a new K&P video, discovering it's a skit you've never watched before, and realizing it's time to drive to work!!
I gotta get baked 1st
Story of my life
Picturing a remake of The Matrix where that's the reason Neo's late to work. After he went down a wikipedia rabbit hole on albinism and race relations the night before.
Word..
That never stopped me before
“You shouldn’t call yourself a queen tho, cause where I’m from that means something different “ 😂😂
I feel like I get it, but I'm not 100% certain.
GoalHornFanatic u might be a queen lol
@@gsfbffxpdhhdf7043 Oof, that's weird.
@TyetheRebel and/or Crossdresser
When did he call himself a queen though?
Peele is actually one of Jack’s allies who infiltrated and is now sabotaging the torture
“Shouldn’t call yourself a Queen no..... cuz from where I am it means something different!”
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ Nope, as in Elton John
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
@@sporo2000 that's wrong bruh. Incorrect
@@VaanRavi I guess you know nothing of Elton John
Jordan really goes all out for his characters, underrated acting skills
He started laughing for a moment lol
5:11
Key is the most racially hard to define person I've ever seen his actions, posture, accent and dialogue change all the time
1) he's mixed 2) he's an actor
But why Yamcha?
He’s Pakistani.
Lord Yamcha ayo, fxcc yamcha’s bxtchass 😂
He's a Hun.
When it showed the lollipop being unwrapped and Key was saying “each piece has a different function”, I thought he was going to use the lollipop for torture 🤦♂️
3:43 that evil laugh was PERFECT
Jordan's voice is amazing. The acting, the music, the edit. It was legitimately some good torture scene.
How is he all Ethnicities at once?
Evan Laughlin it was a compliment my dude. He impressed me how good he is at playing different ethnicities
He’s black and white
Why is there always somebody in these Key & Peele comments talking about ethnicities all the time? Race obsession mofos.
@@mr.butterworth He was making a commentary on Keegan's range, it had nothing to do with racial commentary, but you did.
Identity Politics' worst nightmare.
2:46 "woth is with the lollipop" 🤣 🤣
"He's standing back there like an actual statue isn't he?" 😁😂
He's standing back there like an actual statue isn't he? 😆 Yea it's weird 😂🤣
That's a greatest sentence in this clip, :v
@@phanminhnhut I definitely agree 😆
1:15 When he runs towards the door and the other guy close it like "oh shit!" I lost it.
Plot twist: It was all planned reverse psychology.
That door seriously needs some WD40...
Every Vermonter was cringing at once. WD40 is life.
Just put that door on a loop lol
BINGO codes available
XD
0:44 that look of disappointment Keegan gives him priceless 😂😂😂Keegan is the man
Lol "you shouldn't call yourself a queen, tho.." yep that had occurred to me
0:59 Me looking for my package 2 seconds after ordering from amazon
key is so good with his acting, his accents are so subtle but so well done
"But ideally thou, ideally thou, I want to be your torture assistant..."
😂
6:26 mins of Key & peele I'll take that anyday wish it was longer!!!
@Mark Magoo same that means I'm your twin
Key as a bad guy in a drama is needed right now!!! He looks so menacing, I was convinced he was really being interrupted by like an extra on set. Lol
Interrupting the leaders torture climax, very disrespectul.
What?
Insubordinate... and churlish.
DaQuan is literally my sister she can’t freakin sit still or shut up
Saaame
Sameee
ADHD
Should make her look into a washing machine and get her stuck
@@ar9907 step brother what are you doing...
"When I say we, just you and me" 🤣🤣🤣
As always, their acting it beyond 10/10. The way Key said "Leave us" was crazy menacing. The way Peele opened and shut the door like a kid was super innocent and immature. Especially when Key was charging at him. That was hilarious!
Dequan has the potential of becoming a famous director one day, amiright
😂😂
Get out, man
he already won an Oscar
They honestly have to go down as one of the funniest and talented duo's period!
When ur mom tells you to bring your younger brother
What race or nationality hasn’t Key played well? He literally just does everything
I think only asian, it'd probably be very stereotypical
@@hayk3000 he played Indian
@@why-qz6zq I mean more eastern
Has he done Canadian?
@@guardrailbiter you mean non-alcoholic americans?
When he said jaquan got kicked into a lava pit that's why he came along I died 🤣😂💀⚰️
Just throw the whole henchman away. Never have I wanted a character dead so bad until this skit.
“You have to sit next to him until you give us the cod-“
“Nah man I already know what he’s like here they are 392628-72837-2974B”
LMFAO that's great!
This is the epitome of unsolicited advice personified.
Nobody:
Key and peele: I’m gonna provide you with lack of boredom
I think Key only turned evil because that guy on the chair knows who stole the recipe for his Jepapi Macedonian restaurant food ;)
“Jack i know you’re working for the bastard motherbitches sons of my BITCH across the street! now who stole my recipe?” 😂
He had good advice, the lollipop theory, and not using “queen”
5:55 broke character for a second