Husband Life | Don McMillan Comedy
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America's #1 Nerdy Comedian
What do you get when you cross an Engineer with a stand-up comedian? You get Don McMillan. This former chip designer has been doing his one-of-a-kind, PowerPoint-Driven comedy show for audiences for over 20 years. In his show packed with graphs & charts, Don will show you the funny side of your world that has been sitting right in front of you - you are just too busy working to notice. Don graduated from Stanford University with a Master’s Degree in Electrical Engineering. He then went to work at AT&T Bell Labs where he was part of the team that designed the world’s first 32-bit microprocessor. He then moved to Silicon Valley where he helped launch the start-up company, VLSI Technology. Then after 15 years in the tech world, Don quit his job to become a stand-up comedian. That year he won $100,000 as the Comedy Grand Champion on “Star Search”. Don’s been seen on “The Tonight Show”, “HBO”, and the “Comedy Central”. These days, Don spends most of his time writing and performing customized corporate comedy shows for companies like Google, Apple, Amazon, Microsoft, Ford Motors, and Exxon/Mobil. Don has performed more than 800 corporate shows in the last 20 years and he was named the #1 Corporate Comedian by the CBS Business Network. - Комедії
When she was a toddler and was told "no" by her mother, my oldest stepdaughter would throw a hissy fit and repeatedly hit her head on a chair cushion. One time she miscalculated with the wrong chair, caught a wooden armrest, and gave herself a rather nasty black eye. A day or two later, while shopping, a sales clerk asked, "Oh honey, how did you get that black eye?" Her response, "Mommy did it." Small miracle, my wife wasn't arrested for child abuse!
The only comedian, no, human to ever use powerpoint properly
Nico Semsrott is great, too. ua-cam.com/video/MFQPaN3Slws/v-deo.html
The pie charts about thought distribution are accurate. What we men have to understand is that while we think about one thing at a time, women think about everything all at once. It's a talent we cannot comprehend or master but it's critical to acknowledge.
thinking about everything at once is basically thinking about nothing. it's a mile wide and a thimble deep.
Talent?
Yeah, about that.
Yeah 😂
Me: Hi Honey, what are you doing 😊
She: Thinking..
- About?
- hmmmmm…
😂
What I was thinking "he is thinking about sex, but not his wife"
@@matsv201Hahaha I think you’re onto something here 😂😂
Male translator is spot on…😂
So much wisdom regarding the husband / wife relationship. Hilarious but truthful.
Laughing from the other side of the globe. Thank you Dom. You are the best.
Side of the globe? Eh? I had just about wrapped my head around the possibility of the earth being flat, seeing as the Flerfers keep telling us all it is flat because they believe it is.
Nevermind them using anything as scientific as, well, science. Now you're telling me it has sides?
Is it a cube, or could it be a dodecahedron? What next? Will sone lunatic decide it's shaped like a giant hemarrhoid cushion?
Your wife’s pie chart with all those high % values reminds me of a line from the one-man play Defending The Caveman: “Women are not bound by logic.”
At first some in the audience react like it’s an insult. The actor in turn goes on to explain it is a compliment: “Men *are* bound by logic.” Which means they are trapped and cannot escape it. Whereas women do not suffer from this as a limitation.
You can be an idiot and do something stupid because you are not blessed, excuse me, bound by common sense.
A woman doing a shitty job with a ball and a hoop on a small court shamelessly demands a man doing an outstanding job with a bigger ball on a bigger court to take a pay cut to secure her salary.
They may not be bound by logic but they are firmly rooted in reality which makes it frustrating at times because they cannot imagine what you are trying for them to imagine and shot your hypothetical world building down.
Girl math😂❤
Women multitask. All those percentages in the pie chart are accurate - we're thinking of at least three things at any given moment.
I first learned I was a geek because I find this guy hilarious
2:42 i am hoping you put a red bow on that pac man to make mrs pac man..
UGT -- Don's equivalent of the Babblefish
😂 with a Baby Spec Sheet 😂
Brilliant and very funny as always :)
That’s all SOOOOO true!
Too funny! 😂😂😂
I like the tie.
That was me, I was told by my dad. Where ever your head went, you followed.
Good stuff.
The 2024 version of the U.G.T. would need to be a real complex device 😵💫
At that point the models would be "pants wearer to non pants wearer" and "non pants wearer to pants wearer".
Start with "what bloody hell are you?" Then "what wrong with you?"
I told my wife that I can only do three things at once. Breathing, walking, and seeing where I'm going. Anything else is Iffy. Holding her leaves me, standing, breathing, then, usually, thinking of sex.
In case you hadn't noticed, that child turns 21 this June 13. Be sure to send a birthday card!
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
I'd like to order two.
Same thing with my wife 48 hours just to have an emergency C section.
Meanwhile, in 4 months, your son will be legal to drink. How time flies.
The tale of two brains... Most women actually think about everything the whole time simultaneously. So yes, you 80% of the time, the kids 80% of the time, and any other key interest 80% of the time... 😁
Women are no more capable at multitasking or thinking about multiple things at the same time. In fact, men outclass women in any competition with multitasking elements. Why? That's a good question.
@@ChessJourneymanentirely depends on which kind of multitasking you’re talking about. There are reputable studies from good sources that suggest men being better at certain things like multitasking in video games or manual things that require a lot of switching gears, while women are better at multitasking when it comes to anything communication or information related, switching mental gears. Who has the edge entirely depends on which parts of the brain are being engaged. Which makes perfect sense, because we are wired very differently.
Hi, Where would you like to go to dinner?
You are a very funny guy. It would be a real trip to get your wife on stage just for shitzngiggles
Is U.G.T. like a Babel Fish?
We need a female counterpoint of this Man!
These oldfashioned toxic tropes aren't really funny at all. Insulting to both genders. Maybe try something not out of the 1980s?
Lol, the only toxic one is you here, friend.