BIDEN SAYS BUY F-15’S AND NUKES

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  • @BrandonHerrera
    @BrandonHerrera  3 роки тому +1218

    Thanks for watching guys! Be sure to keep up the memes, and keep on the pressure to make sure Uncle Joe doesn’t get his Pit Bull ATF nominee confirmed by the senate!
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  • @astamurgumba1491
    @astamurgumba1491 3 роки тому +3868

    Chipman's jokes will never get old, just like the kids that died in the fire

    • @crktritual
      @crktritual 3 роки тому +121

      😳….Damn That’s harsh yet a cold fact.

    • @RiseAgainst786
      @RiseAgainst786 3 роки тому +202

      Deep...
      Like the graves...

    • @bobpobcf9723
      @bobpobcf9723 3 роки тому +54

      Extra crispy 🍗🍗🍗

    • @illogicalbear6200
      @illogicalbear6200 3 роки тому +56

      @@RiseAgainst786 nah, bruh, the Govt isn't competent enough the bury them, lol.

    • @tygaurd
      @tygaurd 3 роки тому +35

      Sick burn bro...🤔

  • @ThEsTrAnGeOnEe
    @ThEsTrAnGeOnEe 3 роки тому +2784

    Everyone always asks
    “Ak-50 UpDaTe WhEn???”
    But no one asks
    “BrAnDoN uPdAtE wHeN?”
    How ya feelin bro? Doin good?

    • @infestedlie561
      @infestedlie561 3 роки тому +241

      I second this

    • @BrandonHerrera
      @BrandonHerrera  3 роки тому +1445

      Doing great man. Busy as always, but doing well ❤️

    • @180noscopers1
      @180noscopers1 3 роки тому +85

      @@BrandonHerrera good

    • @thesneakymemedealer
      @thesneakymemedealer 3 роки тому +44

      @@BrandonHerrera is good try to enjoy life while you can

    • @cathat227
      @cathat227 3 роки тому +18

      @@BrandonHerrera I actually care believe or not he actually reminds me of me if I was successful

  • @emunuddles
    @emunuddles 3 роки тому +1601

    Biden: "You would need F15s and Nukes to fight the government"
    Me: *Gets rice hat and black pajamas *

    • @ClingyCrab
      @ClingyCrab 3 роки тому +76

      Shoot, you’d probably only need a .50 cal to take down an Abrams, that top armor is _thin_
      Edit: I’m talking about top turret armor by the way, and maybe not a .50 cal, but at lest some way of getting through the armor, which is visibly thin, as seen in M1 Abrams operation videos on YT

    • @reidroberts121
      @reidroberts121 3 роки тому +50

      You forgot the good old fashion Vietnam AK

    • @SamSam-ih6nt
      @SamSam-ih6nt 3 роки тому +7

      Literal lulz

    • @stevenmorris3181
      @stevenmorris3181 3 роки тому +41

      *Chi Minh sandals*... For when you're styling with those upper crusts.

    • @250sabre
      @250sabre 3 роки тому +2

      👍👍👍😂😂😂

  • @faraelwilldabeast9951
    @faraelwilldabeast9951 3 роки тому +539

    As a child: Anyone can be president.
    As a adult: can we rethink that.

    • @very_attractive_titan6047
      @very_attractive_titan6047 3 роки тому +16

      Anyone CAN be, but not anyone can be a good one

    • @agoogleaccount2861
      @agoogleaccount2861 3 роки тому +2

      It's been proven ANYONE CAN BECOME PRESIDENT OF THE US

    • @Bombers57
      @Bombers57 3 роки тому

      @@very_attractive_titan6047 YES

    • @danieljob3184
      @danieljob3184 2 роки тому

      Stop quoting lefties from 2016!

    • @kinagrill
      @kinagrill Рік тому

      yeah... you need to be 35 at a minimum for one, to become president. apparently being a legal adult is not good enough.

  • @nickkurzy2246
    @nickkurzy2246 3 роки тому +1312

    Me: "I swear officer, It's just recreational"
    Officer: "Well first of all that's a W88 Thermonuclear Warhead for a Trident II missile"
    Me: ...
    Officer: ...
    Me: "Uh, Biden said I could have it?"
    Officer: "Understandable have a great day."

    • @benjaminbrewer2154
      @benjaminbrewer2154 3 роки тому +44

      I was looking for the Davey Crockett M-24 and M-25, surely it is out there a military surplus with the fall of the Soviet Union.

    • @myview5840
      @myview5840 3 роки тому +8

      @@benjaminbrewer2154 yeah that was 30 years ago, your guys bought it all and sold it to the moderate head choppers

    • @MrCoolguy425
      @MrCoolguy425 3 роки тому +11

      @@myview5840 better idea: go to the Middle East, if you can find something not pakistanied it’s probably bargain bin cheap.

    • @1pcfred
      @1pcfred 3 роки тому +5

      No Joey baby told you that you *NEED IT!*

    • @Attaxalotl
      @Attaxalotl 3 роки тому +1

      Not only did he say you could have it, he said you _needed_ it.

  • @Kgosha
    @Kgosha 3 роки тому +855

    "You need F-15s and maybe some nuclear weapons."
    Man, shame no one ever told that to those Afghan tribesmen and Vietnamese farmers.

    • @GeraltofRivia22
      @GeraltofRivia22 3 роки тому +38

      The NVA actually had better jets than the US thanks to the Soviet Union.

    • @johncortez8437
      @johncortez8437 3 роки тому +17

      Laughs in mig 19 and stingers

    • @Orcawhale1
      @Orcawhale1 3 роки тому +21

      Neither of them defeated the US in a military sense.
      Both of them were the result of changing public opinion and domestic issues like cvil rights, ect.

    • @defectiverfanatic
      @defectiverfanatic 3 роки тому +16

      Those Vietnamese farmers had Soviet and Chinese aid including anti-air rockets and jets tho.

    • @airsoftdude1990
      @airsoftdude1990 3 роки тому +14

      To be fair, fighting a war overseas is another animal because it was a matter of time before public opinion and political issues ended the war, not necessarily a military defeat. There was over 1,000,000 north vietnamese dead.

  • @psychochicken9535
    @psychochicken9535 3 роки тому +439

    If you need jet fighters and nukes, why does he want to take away AR-15's?

    • @connorbosworth7318
      @connorbosworth7318 3 роки тому +54

      It's not about the guns, it's about control. It's like that astronaut meme
      "It's all about control?"
      "Always has been..."

    • @guillermoelnino
      @guillermoelnino 3 роки тому +36

      last time i checked nukes dont have a collapsible stock.

    • @psychochicken9535
      @psychochicken9535 3 роки тому +2

      @@connorbosworth7318 I know.

    • @connorbosworth7318
      @connorbosworth7318 3 роки тому +6

      @@psychochicken9535 I figured. I just wanted to make the meme reference lol

    • @jackb.2245
      @jackb.2245 3 роки тому +1

      @@guillermoelnino not with that attitude

  • @SlavGod47
    @SlavGod47 3 роки тому +623

    "You need F-15s and nukes to beat the government"
    *Laughs in Taliban*

    • @ErwinBax3905
      @ErwinBax3905 3 роки тому +10

      There are so manny groups that fight there gvmt

    • @iwilleatyourleftistass6802
      @iwilleatyourleftistass6802 3 роки тому +13

      And now I'm on a list... im just kidding im already on all the lists

    • @c.i.ac.i.a2159
      @c.i.ac.i.a2159 3 роки тому +44

      Laughs in vietcong

    • @KT-pv3kl
      @KT-pv3kl 3 роки тому +18

      given how easy it is to hack US pipelines id say all you need to beat the US government is a 14year old "russian hacker" with a laptop and wifi...

    • @Azurexstar
      @Azurexstar 3 роки тому +6

      *Laughs in Canadian*

  • @ethanstoker1687
    @ethanstoker1687 3 роки тому +544

    I love how these people claim we can’t fight the government but then say that an unarmed mob took over the capital building. SMH pick a side

    • @nathanwilliams3877
      @nathanwilliams3877 3 роки тому +29

      The officers on the steps refused to fire upon the encroaching masses. If they had, I doubt the "insurrection" would've gone much further than that.

    • @Protocol_17
      @Protocol_17 3 роки тому +46

      Jan. 6 was an over stimulated Larping event.

    • @CorgiWrangler
      @CorgiWrangler 3 роки тому +9

      Crazy how you guys are okay with yalls buddy's beating cops with a literal blue lives matter flag on the steps of our nation's capitol

    • @ganonstonebreaker4231
      @ganonstonebreaker4231 3 роки тому +50

      @@CorgiWrangler How can you believe that happened? The capitol guys hold hundreds of thousands of hours of footage of the event (due to having an expected number of security cameras), yet they only play the same few clips.
      They're lying to you, man.

    • @fatcat5817
      @fatcat5817 3 роки тому +11

      Since it was compromised/orchestrated by antifa and the fbi. Sadly, looks like fellow patriots haven't grown a pair. I'm so ready. I bet if well organized i estimate about two months we could've eliminated the threat.

  • @aquagreen13
    @aquagreen13 3 роки тому +1316

    “Saving kids the same way the Spetznaz saves hostages.” *smiles in Fuze main

  • @evanasche8882
    @evanasche8882 3 роки тому +386

    "You'd need f15s and nukes to overthrow the government"
    *proceeds to strap remote detonated explosives to a Walmart drone and flies it into military stock piles of f15s and nukes*

    • @trippybruh1592
      @trippybruh1592 3 роки тому +80

      That's some next level guerilla warfare shit.
      Hi FBI

    • @emunuddles
      @emunuddles 3 роки тому +40

      @@trippybruh1592 some terrorist groups actually used drones strapped with bombs.
      So yes, very very doable.

    • @nyl0n733
      @nyl0n733 3 роки тому +27

      @@emunuddles some actual militaries use drones strapped with bombs

    • @nateh8796
      @nateh8796 3 роки тому +8

      Nukes? 🎵I don't want to set the world on fire🎵

    • @zacharyrollick6169
      @zacharyrollick6169 3 роки тому +6

      @@nateh8796 I heard that in scratchy mono with a haunting echo.

  • @Chris_FMS_Redfield
    @Chris_FMS_Redfield 3 роки тому +236

    You can really tell the AFT's D&D influence when it comes to policymaking with that score sheet. Chipman would fit right in, he was an expert fire mage back in the 90s.

    • @twistedmetal56
      @twistedmetal56 3 роки тому +8

      Bump this comment

    • @Abyss_Watcher
      @Abyss_Watcher 3 роки тому +9

      Probably one of those "use fireball and only fireball" type of mages, fire and forget, don't look back at the ruins! Well, I guess he didn't do the last part very well...

    • @Vooman
      @Vooman 3 роки тому +8

      @@Abyss_Watcher probably also one of those munchkins that doesn't like martial classes bcuz "nobody *needs* to make more than one attack per action"

    • @alecvanbuskirk4128
      @alecvanbuskirk4128 3 роки тому +8

      Ok Mr. Chipman, since you are forcefully entering a house you don't own you must roll with disadvantage

    • @fiji9389
      @fiji9389 3 роки тому

      oh fuck 😂

  • @PARASTRATCOM
    @PARASTRATCOM 3 роки тому +273

    Oh Boy, Finally we have a lawful reason to buy F-15’s and ICBM’s on EBay.

    • @williamgandarillas2185
      @williamgandarillas2185 3 роки тому +25

      I’ll buy some ammo for my 357mm handgun

    • @guillermoelnino
      @guillermoelnino 3 роки тому +13

      ready to snipe the bid at the last second

    • @eduardosc3434
      @eduardosc3434 3 роки тому +2

      @@williamgandarillas2185 thats golden holy shit.

    • @Secretfiles999
      @Secretfiles999 3 роки тому +2

      @@williamgandarillas2185 now it will be cheaper because people will need 20mm rounds 😎

    • @alperakyuz9702
      @alperakyuz9702 3 роки тому +5

      Stop the ban on imports of russian weapons, i wanna buy an battery of s400 to protect my property from those pesky f16's.

  • @johnsheppard7175
    @johnsheppard7175 3 роки тому +663

    Imagine being an anti-gunner and a JDAM is dropped on your neighbor's house.

    • @nolanrobbins3981
      @nolanrobbins3981 3 роки тому +64

      you gonna be gonzo as well, probably also your entire block

    • @chugachuga9242
      @chugachuga9242 3 роки тому +14

      I wouldn’t say entire block considering JDAMs are precision munitions

    • @mn815048
      @mn815048 3 роки тому +54

      The smallest JDAM is a 500 pounder. You'd probably be turned into part of the crater.

    • @killian9314
      @killian9314 3 роки тому +36

      @@chugachuga9242 the precision part is for accuracy. It can still level an entire compound

    • @boxtank5288
      @boxtank5288 3 роки тому +16

      @@chugachuga9242 JDAM are ACCURATE in where they hit, explosion radius hasn't changed any. Playing Ace Combat kinda gives you the right idea about how powerful said bombs ARE.

  • @patricksheridan3470
    @patricksheridan3470 3 роки тому +651

    "Reject OnlyFans, embrace gun and ammo hoarding"
    NO E-GIRLS, NEVER!

    • @Ze_N00B
      @Ze_N00B 3 роки тому +15

      Hey. Someone's gotta keep your mom fed.

    • @EaglebeakGaming
      @EaglebeakGaming 3 роки тому +40

      I’m gonna start an onlyfans just to show off my gun and ammo hoarding

    • @doritos6548
      @doritos6548 3 роки тому +12

      @@Ze_N00B Did my man dirty

    • @cheeto4027
      @cheeto4027 3 роки тому +2

      Not even once

    • @mshark8246
      @mshark8246 3 роки тому +1

      give me ammo or give me death

  • @tacticalfall4505
    @tacticalfall4505 3 роки тому +194

    “You need F-15s and nukes”
    North Vietnam: press X to doubt

    • @Eleolius
      @Eleolius 3 роки тому +14

      That would be, "All of Vietnam" now. ;)

    • @kalebsmith9785
      @kalebsmith9785 3 роки тому +2

      @@Eleolius L and W for america if you think about it

    • @toastyboi4439
      @toastyboi4439 3 роки тому +1

      Tbf they did have mig-21s

    • @christopherbandfield2723
      @christopherbandfield2723 3 роки тому +1

      Love the homage to LA Noire

    • @duncanharrell5009
      @duncanharrell5009 3 роки тому +1

      No just need tanks, foreign backing, the ability to withstand years of bloodshed, the ability to operate in your territory without threat of invasion, the enemy having stupid Rules of Engagement…

  • @cdghunter300
    @cdghunter300 3 роки тому +415

    I’m not going to lie, I first thought the “Fruit Nukes” was a box of off-brand sour patch kids😂

  • @whatislife7363
    @whatislife7363 3 роки тому +265

    I may not be American, but I can read. "shall not be infringed." means don't infringed and anything that dose is wrong.

    • @brianvickery4071
      @brianvickery4071 3 роки тому +38

      Willing to be bet you are more American than some of our own politicians.

    • @Perrirodan1
      @Perrirodan1 3 роки тому +14

      But the liberals will tell you that the constitution "needs to be updated to modern consistences". For them rules are something you can change for your own profit.

    • @Yourmommyisbusy
      @Yourmommyisbusy 3 роки тому +19

      Heck you're more American then those anti-2A communist people we got.

    • @kacpero02
      @kacpero02 3 роки тому +1

      @@brianvickery4071 if we look at mindset and not citizenship, he is as american as the founding fathers compared to your politicians

    • @donkeydeck5263
      @donkeydeck5263 3 роки тому +2

      @@kacpero02 only if I can rename you Mossberg after your first birthday present.

  • @gunsmoke132
    @gunsmoke132 3 роки тому +325

    "To go against the US government you would need f-15s and nukes" *laughs in north Vietnamese*

    • @jaushuagrahamthefloridaman1124
      @jaushuagrahamthefloridaman1124 3 роки тому +12

      Or the taliban,Confederates,Seminole,patriots north koreans, chinese,japanese ect*

    • @sarab2906
      @sarab2906 3 роки тому +21

      @asdrubale bisanzio trust me the military wouldn't want to fight there own people

    • @WendiGonerLH
      @WendiGonerLH 3 роки тому +20

      @asdrubale bisanzio The US is large enough in land mass to make a guerilla war similarly viable

    • @Iosevus
      @Iosevus 3 роки тому +16

      @asdrubale bisanzio Yeah, the military bases are already largely surrounded by the potential "enemy" and they'd be attacking their own logistical heart. Not even going to the number of defections would be far higher and they'd be up against a shit load of veterans that know how they work internally.

    • @pugasaurusrex8253
      @pugasaurusrex8253 3 роки тому +14

      @Wayne Smith
      If it ever came to overthrow the government you can expect a pretty big split in the military, especially when it comes to tyranny. Not to mention how effective guerrilla warfare can be in rural and urban areas.
      And no, they won because they outlasted the US and pushed a very unfavorable position for the states.

  • @cephasmartin8593
    @cephasmartin8593 3 роки тому +10

    I remember when you could buy a firearm from a catalog or magazine ad and the Post Office would deliver it right to your door. No 4473, no NICS. Just send the money and wait a few days for your new firearm to arrive. I sure miss those days.

    • @doughesson
      @doughesson 2 роки тому +1

      Or your parents' concern about you buying a gun was confined to"Are you sure that this is the one that you want?We can't send it back & $75 is a lot for a rifle."

    • @O2F2
      @O2F2 Рік тому

      The 4473, or at least the concept of it, is totally fine. We don't need every felon and clinical psychopath in the country with a gun. That being said, beyond a thorough background check gun control is useless.

  • @afinoxi
    @afinoxi 3 роки тому +61

    Imagine asking a gun shop if they have nukes and they just go *"WELCOME."* and hit a switch that shows a secret room full of nukes

    • @NEEDbacon
      @NEEDbacon 3 роки тому +7

      "A polite society is an armed society"

    • @catosicarius2942
      @catosicarius2942 3 роки тому +1

      Code word: pudding cup

    • @theoldcure6773
      @theoldcure6773 3 роки тому +1

      @@NEEDbacon I get that reference

    • @zacharyrollick6169
      @zacharyrollick6169 3 роки тому

      And they ask for payment in bottle caps.

    • @proud_emmerian6510
      @proud_emmerian6510 3 роки тому

      @@catosicarius2942 Because of you, Cato Sicarius, I shall asking my local gun shop for nukes.

  • @mn815048
    @mn815048 3 роки тому +267

    *SOT can register nuclear material* So the logical conclusion is that the AK-50 will run depleted Uranium rounds?

    • @PilotTed
      @PilotTed 3 роки тому +1

      saldy they never made DU .50 BMG last I checked, but maybe someone makes them, would be pretty hard to get though.

    • @mn815048
      @mn815048 3 роки тому +1

      @@PilotTed after KY Ballistics ordeal, I wouldn't touch them anyway. Would be interesting to see though.

    • @notgraham.7215
      @notgraham.7215 3 роки тому +9

      Depleted.... ? Oh no. Nonono. It's gonna run thermonuclear rounds

    • @rcarrot2955
      @rcarrot2955 3 роки тому +7

      @@notgraham.7215 active uranium rounds

    • @seventhslayer6935
      @seventhslayer6935 3 роки тому +4

      Depleted uranium is the ideal penetrator material because of its self-sharpening properties.

  • @swempley
    @swempley 3 роки тому +154

    Brandon: "Your wife yells at you when you buy a new gun..."
    Me: "My what?"

    • @TotesNotAPerson
      @TotesNotAPerson 3 роки тому +10

      Your bank: we would like to confirm you have made a Purchase of four-hundred… twenty thousand…sixty-nine dollars and twelve cents. at 14:20 in Portland, Oregon … today

    • @MrPir84free
      @MrPir84free 3 роки тому +4

      @@TotesNotAPerson But isn't the price of a F-15 something like $87.7 million ? Gonna need that platinum card ..

    • @TotesNotAPerson
      @TotesNotAPerson 3 роки тому

      @@MrPir84free idk know I didn’t look up the price I just wen with a number

  • @Tactical_Onii
    @Tactical_Onii 3 роки тому +99

    “You need f-15s and some nukes”
    I’d like to point out a couple of people who disagree: IRA, VC, Taliban, even US militia in 1776

    • @randomcrapstudios8398
      @randomcrapstudios8398 3 роки тому +2

      To be fair the British had very similar weaponry to the minute men.

    • @karlbush1678
      @karlbush1678 2 роки тому

      The French as well. They went a lil' too far with it but they definitely successfull. Kinda.

    • @filmandfirearms
      @filmandfirearms Рік тому

      The American revolution was a success because of the Continental Army, not the militia. The Continentals were equipped to the same standard as any other professional army at the time

  • @Swissy87
    @Swissy87 3 роки тому +226

    He skipped the libretarians and straight up targeted the ancaps.

    • @USSKankakee44
      @USSKankakee44 3 роки тому +30

      Lots of people think all libertarians are ancaps. Every time people find out I’m a libertarian they just assume I want anarchy. It’s kinda comical

    • @skibooski6884
      @skibooski6884 3 роки тому +5

      @@USSKankakee44 you don’t want anarchy, just a useless system that’ll never work

    • @jackreeder215
      @jackreeder215 3 роки тому +4

      @@skibooski6884 actually Anarchism has worked ( Gaelic Ireland, Pennyslvania, Neutral Moresnet, Cospaia, etc ). Just dont turn it communist and it works.

    • @jackreeder215
      @jackreeder215 3 роки тому +2

      @@Tombstone_Active yeah Social Libertarians exist, tbh I find it funny since we are the smallest faction of Libertarians. I guess we are the loudest.

    • @skibooski6884
      @skibooski6884 3 роки тому +2

      @@jackreeder215 but they didn’t last the same way our modern western societies have no? It’s a great thought, but I just don’t have enough faith in people to actually pull it off.

  • @pandertv2235
    @pandertv2235 3 роки тому +2173

    If only we could sleepy joe, if only we could.

  • @spencer4685
    @spencer4685 3 роки тому +83

    “You’d need an f-15 and nukes”
    Vietnam: “am I a joke to you”

    • @tenhundredkills
      @tenhundredkills 3 роки тому +2

      To be fair, the North Vietnamese had MiG-17s and they did have a few victories against American pilots.

    • @LD-oq9lx
      @LD-oq9lx 3 роки тому

      Vietnam is a nation state that was supported by the USSR and the PRC, not some hillbilly with an ArmaLite.

    • @commanderkei9537
      @commanderkei9537 3 роки тому +3

      @@LD-oq9lx you think Americans would be on their own? Pretty sure there’s lots of people in the military that are somewhat unhappy with the direction things are going, that’s why they’re so desperately trying to start a purge-lite

    • @LD-oq9lx
      @LD-oq9lx 3 роки тому +1

      @@commanderkei9537 the risk to reward ratio of joinning the insurection means that a large majority of CO would go for supporting the establishment, because getting paid monthly is more important than moral comitment.

    • @commanderkei9537
      @commanderkei9537 3 роки тому

      @@LD-oq9lx I mean, I guess. I feel like revolutions wouldn’t really happen if that was the only consideration, but I suppose they aren’t starving or poor, and that’s typically the catalyst for supporting revolution, so maybe you’re right

  • @15098D
    @15098D 3 роки тому +27

    “Speaking of nukes that leads us to today’s sponsor!”
    *heavy breathing*

    • @odysseussavvakis5396
      @odysseussavvakis5396 3 роки тому +2

      Yuri Orlov. Yuri is an excellent arms dealer and provider of the best weapons across the fucking globe🔫🔫🔫

  • @CaolanSuibhne
    @CaolanSuibhne 3 роки тому +158

    "He'd literally be the Top Shot"
    I laughed way fucking harder than I should...

  • @pjpbossin9457
    @pjpbossin9457 3 роки тому +98

    National security must be going crazy with the amount of google searches for nukes

    • @batsardcat3285
      @batsardcat3285 3 роки тому +5

      Good, make them work over an idiot

    • @flexopuppy
      @flexopuppy 3 роки тому +1

      Use a VPN and make them even more angry. Don't leave home without one....

  • @jrod4717
    @jrod4717 3 роки тому +473

    Biden: " Its not ok for dictators to use their military to kill its citizens"
    Also Biden: "COME AT ME BRUH"

    • @savagetuner2404
      @savagetuner2404 3 роки тому +14

      “Ok lol”
      “Wait no”

    • @ignaciomunizdiaz5194
      @ignaciomunizdiaz5194 3 роки тому

      He talk about their PUPPET porosenko?

    • @177SCmaro
      @177SCmaro 3 роки тому +6

      Yeah but apparently it IS okay for a government to use their military to kill other citizens in other countries.

    • @AcesHight
      @AcesHight 3 роки тому +9

      It's impossible for the government to win against a hypothetical organized armed militia, because of just Fourth Generation Warfare, the militia would blow up all railroads and bridges, cut off routes, target electrical plants, etc... A tyrannical government in America can't be defeated directly, but indirectly quite easily, blow its infrastructure within the blue states that are the Democrat headquarters and for the simple fact that blue states are mainly consumer states, the people there will begin to starve to death, including their troops that are way too busy against an invisible army of rebels that attack, hides and seeks again, the government, no matter which weapons they have, has absolutely no chance to succeed against an organized and united American militia.
      "The right of the citizens to keep and bear arms has justly been considered, as the palladium of the liberties of a republic; since it offers a strong moral check against the usurpation and arbitrary power of rulers; and will generally, even if these are successful in the first instance, enable the people to resist and triumph over them."
      - Joseph Story, Commentaries on the Constitution of the United States, 1833

    • @norfcarolinadude8179
      @norfcarolinadude8179 3 роки тому +5

      @@AcesHight Another thing being that if there were a civil war, you can't rely on everybody in the military to be on the governments side.

  • @thedrunkmonk8386
    @thedrunkmonk8386 3 роки тому +19

    Me wanting to run on the platform "Make the ATF a convenience store again."

  • @reaganriddle
    @reaganriddle 3 роки тому +146

    “To go against the government you would need f15s or nukes”
    *the outlaw Josey Wales would like to know your location*

    • @reaganriddle
      @reaganriddle 3 роки тому +7

      @@braedonmartinets4637 “dyin ain’t much of a livin fed boy”

    • @LooperEpic
      @LooperEpic 3 роки тому +4

      hmm, are nukes considered arms?? asking for a friend

  • @1Jsili
    @1Jsili 3 роки тому +107

    “Our sponsor for today’s video is fruit nukes”
    Me, the dumbass I am: Is it edible?

  • @tittiesmith141
    @tittiesmith141 3 роки тому +247

    “Certain people couldn’t own weapons” can we get a further definition on that joe?

    • @dankestvonmemen76288
      @dankestvonmemen76288 3 роки тому +29

      damn if that was an actual question they asked at his speeches his advisers would walk sleepy joe outta there.

    • @outcast170
      @outcast170 3 роки тому +23

      @@dankestvonmemen76288 The asker would probably be shot on the spot for "assulting" the installed president.

    • @ctrlaltdebug
      @ctrlaltdebug 3 роки тому +3

      If Joe had his druthers, those super predators wouldn't be able to own guns.

    • @instantnoodles2678
      @instantnoodles2678 3 роки тому +1

      knowing biden itd probably be black people

    • @tittiesmith141
      @tittiesmith141 3 роки тому +2

      @@outcast170 Portland would be on fire in 10 seconds flat

  • @cursedracing8247
    @cursedracing8247 Рік тому +1

    So I work about 20min from Beal afb and I know it’s not an f15 but they are selling a few t38 fighters. And it’s always cool to see them and the u2 flying around

  • @thelastranger_139
    @thelastranger_139 3 роки тому +34

    Solving a problem that kills a couple thousand people a year with a solution that will kill millions in a second. Now that's some 40k level problem solving right there.

    • @erueka6
      @erueka6 3 роки тому +2

      Maybe we should take some advice on their initiative methods it's getting pretty fucking stupid on this planet it needs something to happen.

    • @onetrucksizedsalmon2962
      @onetrucksizedsalmon2962 3 роки тому

      Instead of a couple thousand (many of which are justified, they like to pump numbers) let’s get millions of deaths off the bat, start a civil war, possibly start a regular war, all while touting that we (pro 2Aers) are wrong.

    • @Bitterbat96
      @Bitterbat96 3 роки тому +1

      Blood for the blood god am I right.

  • @glorifiedtoasterwithlegs3542
    @glorifiedtoasterwithlegs3542 3 роки тому +56

    Commander in chief puddin cups: why must you fight the government when we have nukes.

    • @MAGAMAN
      @MAGAMAN 3 роки тому +3

      You mean commander n thief.

  • @WiseMysticalTree7
    @WiseMysticalTree7 3 роки тому +118

    ATF: Your pistol must have a brace that is not a brace. Also, muskets are now assault rifles.

    • @lepurpleboi3266
      @lepurpleboi3266 3 роки тому +5

      Ah sorry, your crossbow is now an assault weapon, we’ll be taking now

    • @ironrain1x
      @ironrain1x 3 роки тому +6

      More people have died by consuming tide pods than from muskets these days.

    • @kurtlauer2005
      @kurtlauer2005 3 роки тому +4

      @@ironrain1x The fact that, that is probably factual shows how stupid humanity really is. Edit: I should have wrote this so to speak better but oh well.

    • @johnphillips3703
      @johnphillips3703 3 роки тому +4

      Wait my nerf gun had a brace and a 60 round chain........fuck me

    • @jameshartmann9651
      @jameshartmann9651 3 роки тому

      They will never take my tactical smoothbore!

  • @badape9227
    @badape9227 3 роки тому +8

    Forget F-15s, I'm saving up my stimulus checks for a Virginia Class Submarine

  • @failedgrace2891
    @failedgrace2891 3 роки тому +58

    Everyone: I'm gonna get me an F-15.
    Brandon: Who wants to see my MiG 29.

  • @MusicManSabastian
    @MusicManSabastian 3 роки тому +40

    “Fruit nukes, that’s an interesting name for a gummy candyyyyyyyyy… wait a min”

    • @TheWolfsnack
      @TheWolfsnack 3 роки тому +2

      ...explain that to your dentist!

    • @mrnobody6447
      @mrnobody6447 3 роки тому +2

      @@TheWolfsnack well bit hard enough you wont need a dentist.

  • @Stormy_Boi
    @Stormy_Boi 3 роки тому +225

    "if I had a nuckel for every time my president threaten to nuke his own people I'd have 2 nickels."
    "Which isn't alot but it's weird that it happened twice right?"

  • @ibramgaunt885
    @ibramgaunt885 3 роки тому +1

    About that spetznaz comment. I watched a documentary about the russian special (police?) forces once (was in german not english, sorry guys) and when asked about how they deal with hostage takers one operator said „we also have mortars and ….“

  • @brentkeller3826
    @brentkeller3826 3 роки тому +144

    Dude chokes and trips whenever he sees children, I don't expect him to know dip about the Bill of Rights

  • @arsen0339
    @arsen0339 3 роки тому +18

    "Ah, good old Waco Chipman, saving kids the... same way Spetsnaz saves hostages"

  • @hurb8741
    @hurb8741 3 роки тому +208

    Biden: “AR-15s are useless against fighting the government”
    The government: *almost taken over by an unarmed crowd *
    Edit: oh wait just got to that part of the video lol

    • @sog4646
      @sog4646 3 роки тому +2

      👏👏👏👏👏

  • @TheGreg6466
    @TheGreg6466 3 роки тому +2

    "Are your pistol braces under the floorboards?" that got me good, XD

  • @titaniummechanism3214
    @titaniummechanism3214 3 роки тому +44

    Who ever came up with "Geriatric in Chief" should get a Medal. The average age of politicians is way too high if you ask me. Not only in the US, but in most places. But that may not mean much coming from someone who is barely legal drinking age on your side of the pond.

    • @angelvalle9963
      @angelvalle9963 3 роки тому +1

      I call him the pamper on chief 🤣

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 3 роки тому +2

      Those who come to power stay in power. There is a reason we see always the same faces in governments. And that is not just the case in some odd dictatorship, but also in democratic countries. Once you lead, you stay.

  • @havrik2101
    @havrik2101 3 роки тому +40

    I thought "assault weapons" were already banned. If you assault someone with a weapon then you go jail long time

    • @CP-xo6yb
      @CP-xo6yb 3 роки тому

      Unless you live in democrat run city then slap on the wrist and don't do that again naughty boy. Or is anyone dumb enough to believe bottles, rocks and sticks can't be used as weapons

    • @havrik2101
      @havrik2101 3 роки тому

      @@CP-xo6yb yeah. Everything can be a weapon, you the person gives the object a purpose. Like I tell people, guns aren't dangerous. People are dangerous and do the harm

    • @TheWolfsnack
      @TheWolfsnack 3 роки тому

      @@CP-xo6yb ..unless you are a non-criminal actually defending yourself....

  • @Rangerkid624
    @Rangerkid624 3 роки тому +103

    I’m kinda glad Brandon has the guts to talk about politics on UA-cam that conflicts with UA-cams agenda, keep pumping the awesome content.

    • @beareble-lion4446
      @beareble-lion4446 3 роки тому +1

      Lol guts? The only people in the 2nd amendment debate with guts are talking about how that thin blue line is going to be the rope used to hang Americans freedoms.

    • @Radical1776
      @Radical1776 3 роки тому

      @@beareble-lion4446 Naive people put far far too much faith behind police.

    • @unhingedhobbyist6722
      @unhingedhobbyist6722 3 роки тому

      @@beareble-lion4446 eh there's always good and bad cops.

    • @unhingedhobbyist6722
      @unhingedhobbyist6722 3 роки тому

      @@beareble-lion4446 But about 95 percent of cops are good

  • @markjenkins6424
    @markjenkins6424 3 роки тому +60

    "You'd need F-15s and nukes."
    *Taliban laughing in distance*

    • @yuibot5998
      @yuibot5998 3 роки тому +3

      Exactly...such a stupid argument considering peasants and farmers with 50 plus year old AKs have given our military all it can handle from the middle east to Asia.

    • @kalumbailey5103
      @kalumbailey5103 3 роки тому

      ​@@yuibot5998 no they gave the american public all it could handle, who then forced the army to pull out, the actual fighting was literally nothing compared to ww2 or korea, and a middle eastern or asian militia armed with literally hundreds of tons of old soviet military gear and some brand new chinese/russian military gear is magnitudes more deadly then a mid-west militia with gucci AR-15s they bought from the store... plus in vietnam you had a whole other professional army to fight at the same time as the 'insurgents'. With Tanks, Jets and other non peasanty things...

  • @thephoenixlord9339
    @thephoenixlord9339 3 роки тому +87

    Damn, I'm Canadian and even I'm offended by what Biden said.

    • @braedenmetz888
      @braedenmetz888 3 роки тому +3

      The world is offended by this man

    • @JudeOhHecc
      @JudeOhHecc 3 роки тому

      @@braedenmetz888 tbh he could still be worse

    • @hoodenmcburg
      @hoodenmcburg 3 роки тому +4

      @@JudeOhHecc Well don't fucking say that, it'll happen.

    • @JudeOhHecc
      @JudeOhHecc 3 роки тому

      @@hoodenmcburg whatever you say

    • @Zach.1809
      @Zach.1809 3 роки тому +3

      @@JudeOhHecc you jinxed us! He is probably gonna be way worse!

  • @redbaronstudios
    @redbaronstudios 3 роки тому +56

    When I first saw the fruit nukes package, I thought it was candy ngl.

    • @retard6665
      @retard6665 3 роки тому +9

      Only for the brave

    • @antoniobeltranthesumosnipe8634
      @antoniobeltranthesumosnipe8634 3 роки тому +11

      really energetic pop rocks

    • @scottyd2262
      @scottyd2262 3 роки тому +2

      Same... I was thinking about how the US has such a wide variety . LOL !

    • @fookyu1621
      @fookyu1621 3 роки тому +4

      I had the same thought like next level war heads

    • @redbaronstudios
      @redbaronstudios 3 роки тому +1

      @@antoniobeltranthesumosnipe8634 yup. Mix it with coke for that extra boost

  • @A_Wild_Alex01
    @A_Wild_Alex01 3 роки тому +3

    Brandon is just the most chill dude on this damn planet i feel like i need to shake his hand then and only then will my life be complete

  • @connorbosworth7318
    @connorbosworth7318 3 роки тому +81

    No, Joe you don't understand... this is my emotional support F-15 and my recreational nuke. It's perfectly fine.
    #AKGnotificationsquad

    • @thesmallestminorityisthein4045
      @thesmallestminorityisthein4045 3 роки тому +3

      I thought I was allowed to have a certain about of nuclear material and still be recreational? Come on, man, imma use all this. I'm not dealing or anything.

  • @tomassalinas8026
    @tomassalinas8026 3 роки тому +93

    God remember when Brandon would only do videos every Thursday, now he just has a spaz attack and posts almost everyday

    • @BrandonHerrera
      @BrandonHerrera  3 роки тому +53

      We’ve been posting twice a week for like 2 years, lol

    • @tomassalinas8026
      @tomassalinas8026 3 роки тому +11

      @@BrandonHerrera i remember my first video i saw from you was how the AK works, amazing times, simpler times. I Wish we could go back

  • @philljustphill1656
    @philljustphill1656 3 роки тому +67

    A bunch of uninformed people: "The US is terrible for nuking Japan"
    The same uninformed people: "Let's nuke them people you I have beef with"

    • @isimiel3405
      @isimiel3405 3 роки тому +10

      anyone who says "The US is terrible for nuking Japan" hasn't heard of unit 731

    • @philljustphill1656
      @philljustphill1656 3 роки тому +8

      @@isimiel3405 you wouldn't believe the shit that's taught by lefty history professors...

    • @bm3350
      @bm3350 3 роки тому

      *174 B-29 bombers, 450 tons of incendiary bombs*

    • @ryanlamfers8692
      @ryanlamfers8692 3 роки тому +3

      The horrible part of us nuking Japan was that we didn't/couldn't do it sooner.

    • @stupidanon5941
      @stupidanon5941 3 роки тому +2

      @Dog Sweat Honestly, we probably should have just let the Japanese take China.

  • @Teel217
    @Teel217 3 роки тому +12

    "You need F-15's and Nukes to fight the government."
    Sounds kind of like a threat to me, but you know.

  • @anthonylim151
    @anthonylim151 3 роки тому +33

    when he said fruit nukes I was thinking about something like gummies or candy...boy was I wrong

    • @garageofscrap
      @garageofscrap 3 роки тому +1

      Same. I kind of wonder what they taste like now

    • @anthonylim151
      @anthonylim151 3 роки тому +1

      @@garageofscrap I'm sure it's *bursting* with flavor...I'll leave

    • @garageofscrap
      @garageofscrap 3 роки тому +1

      Im sure they’ll blow your mind. Ill show myself out

  • @kalebmendez439
    @kalebmendez439 3 роки тому +22

    DANG IT BRANDON! I thought those fruit nukes were candies! Now I’m missing my lower jaw…. and everything below it

  • @Twouptwodowngrower
    @Twouptwodowngrower 3 роки тому +52

    “You need f-15’s and nukes”, as they piss their pants over grandma’s taking a tour of the capital

    • @beareble-lion4446
      @beareble-lion4446 3 роки тому +3

      For real Vietnam had ww2 wepones an a few aks an beat the us military. Afghanistan had ww2 wepones an beat the ussr then they got 1980s wepones an beat Americans most advanced wepones. All that's needed is home turf rifels ieds an friendly civilian population I'm in Florida check on all 3.

    • @izzyplusplusplus1004
      @izzyplusplusplus1004 3 роки тому

      @@beareble-lion4446 TN here, check all 3.

  • @brianh.5727
    @brianh.5727 7 місяців тому

    I Absolutely Loved This Video! It was So much Fun To Watch! Thanks again Brother.

  • @Mac-xh8zl
    @Mac-xh8zl 3 роки тому +41

    Brandon’s blooper reel is still a more coherent thought than what our president can put together

  • @uncletacitus5674
    @uncletacitus5674 3 роки тому +76

    “The only thing that could bring down the Government are F-15’s and nukes.”
    Russia: 😘
    North Korea: 😜
    China: 😉

    • @MrMan-vt9cy
      @MrMan-vt9cy 3 роки тому +10

      Vietnam:*look of superiority*

    • @raifsevrence
      @raifsevrence 3 роки тому

      Meanwhile groups of computer nerds are busy crippling businesses and infrastructure worldwide by hacking software on the internet.
      Stuxnet ?
      lolno launchransomware.exe

  • @catosicarius2942
    @catosicarius2942 3 роки тому +21

    We should make a mandatory Brandon update every episode where he just talks about what he wants to and how everything is going

  • @gamersoaisis3147
    @gamersoaisis3147 3 роки тому +6

    "The same way spetsnaz saves hostages."
    *FUZE INTENSIFIES*

  • @samsquid9138
    @samsquid9138 3 роки тому +25

    I like how half of the meme reviews have the main theme of: " we might be fucked... but its fucking hilarious."

  • @enoughothis
    @enoughothis 3 роки тому +16

    This is the one we've been waiting for boys!

  • @pancake4061
    @pancake4061 3 роки тому +34

    Look, all I'm saying is that there haven't been any nuke-related killings in the US for a very long time, if ever. No reason I shouldn't be able to get a few myself, right?

    • @jackdolezal9742
      @jackdolezal9742 3 роки тому +5

      I mean if biden says we need them go right ahead

    • @eljefeamericano4308
      @eljefeamericano4308 3 роки тому

      Just to be clear... are you aiming to get a few nukes? Or a few nuke kills? Legally, you don't have to answer.

    • @johnhansen6009
      @johnhansen6009 3 роки тому

      @@eljefeamericano4308 whats up glow

    • @eljefeamericano4308
      @eljefeamericano4308 3 роки тому

      @@johnhansen6009 I feel like this is an 'updog' joke. But I'm playing the wrong half of it. So... hey!

    • @johnhansen6009
      @johnhansen6009 3 роки тому

      @@eljefeamericano4308 no a glow, or glowie, is someone who is pretending to be normal when theyre actually an undercover agent. Hence they "glow" and stick out

  • @nathanhardin8530
    @nathanhardin8530 2 роки тому +2

    The Taliban didn't have F-15s. We left Afghanistan so in such a hurry we left people and billions in weapons

  • @demonsluger
    @demonsluger 3 роки тому +37

    Is it only me that feels weird that the president of USA just made a passive threat to his citizen?

    • @jameshartmann9651
      @jameshartmann9651 3 роки тому +11

      It's literally treason and the reason why the second ammendment exists. Sleepy Joe is only proving WHY we have the second ammendment.... for tyrants like him and his whole friend group

    • @tacticalmattfoley
      @tacticalmattfoley 3 роки тому +6

      We’re talking about a man who has to be watched when he takes a piss, so no.

    • @jameshartmann9651
      @jameshartmann9651 3 роки тому +6

      @@tacticalmattfoley he specifically requests to be watched. Hes into that shit

    • @demonsluger
      @demonsluger 3 роки тому

      @@tacticalmattfoley no? you know its not him writing and telling what should be in the speeches is cumila and the burned bunch

    • @tacticalmattfoley
      @tacticalmattfoley 3 роки тому +1

      @@demonsluger Susan Rice and Ron Klane are running the country. Harris is in the parking lot in this t-ball game.

  • @Tadicuslegion78
    @Tadicuslegion78 3 роки тому +42

    Joe Biden: You need an F15 and nukes to fight the government.
    Me: *Remembers that during the secession crisis and months leading to Fort Sumter, the South took over scores of federal armories, forts, etc* You do realize how poorly secure a lot of military hardware is right?

    • @timothybayliss6680
      @timothybayliss6680 3 роки тому +9

      Its way easier to fight the operators of the aircraft when theyre on the ground.

    • @north_warwolf1183
      @north_warwolf1183 3 роки тому +16

      Not to mention a lot of the military would probably reach their breaking point and not comply/defect

    • @MrMakulit1959
      @MrMakulit1959 3 роки тому +7

      Humvees dont have keys

    • @TreeWizard648
      @TreeWizard648 3 роки тому +6

      Remember the guy who stole a tank in the 90s?

    • @Yourmommyisbusy
      @Yourmommyisbusy 3 роки тому +1

      @@north_warwolf1183 OH I wouldn't be so sure about that. Just in case you haven't noticed the military is getting more and more "WOKE" by every passing day. And not everyone in the military believes in the second amendment or even the constitution. Because the simple fact they have been indoctrinated.
      And yes I know there are some that do, but I wouldn't say ALL of the military in the general sense of the word.

  • @noneofyourbusiness43
    @noneofyourbusiness43 3 роки тому +45

    The tree has had more than enough Patriots, it needs its vitamin T

  • @ethanguinn5441
    @ethanguinn5441 3 роки тому

    The cdc also advises against watching You, Kentucky Ballistics, Demolition Ranch and many more gun channels. Yet here I am. Love your content Brandon, keep it up!

  • @wilhelmhause3510
    @wilhelmhause3510 3 роки тому +81

    Whenever I feel stupid, I like to remember that biden is our president.

    • @onetrucksizedsalmon2962
      @onetrucksizedsalmon2962 3 роки тому +7

      He is NOT our president, he is an old man who has to pretend he isn’t mostly dead. Some serious “Weekend at Bernie’s” stuff right there.

    • @Lardum
      @Lardum 3 роки тому +3

      @@onetrucksizedsalmon2962 where have j heard this in before, seems like it was but 2 year ago

    • @Freeman-ct6kd
      @Freeman-ct6kd 3 роки тому

      @@onetrucksizedsalmon2962 It seems I'm having bit of Deja Vu

    • @justinpohl8986
      @justinpohl8986 3 роки тому

      Still better than Trump. Glad that guy is out of the oval office.

    • @Lardum
      @Lardum 3 роки тому

      @@justinpohl8986 if that's the only good quality a politician had then you live in a sad place

  • @Go_Coup
    @Go_Coup 3 роки тому +19

    "You did Belle Delphine dirty."
    Wait, can one do her cleanly?!

  • @RCgenral
    @RCgenral 3 роки тому +26

    Me: saving up for a LPVO
    Biden: you need f15s and nukes
    Me: thats alot to save up for, but ok i guess

    • @pugasaurusrex8253
      @pugasaurusrex8253 3 роки тому +3

      We’re gonna need the Floridian Air Force
      Prep the gators

    • @ryanlamfers8692
      @ryanlamfers8692 3 роки тому +1

      I'm looking for the Snap-On financial program for an F15, 50 bucks a week for life.

  • @jaredrafnson8349
    @jaredrafnson8349 3 роки тому +5

    Biden: "You need Nukes and F-15s to fight a government
    Vietnamese Farmers: *racks a round into rusty AK*

  • @onetrucksizedsalmon2962
    @onetrucksizedsalmon2962 3 роки тому +35

    “Buy nukes and f-15s”
    Me: “Okay”
    Who knew Joe Biden was so pro 2A?

  • @SputnikRX
    @SputnikRX 3 роки тому +30

    "Buy a shotgun" that's a great idea Joe. I love shotguns

    • @ralcogaming7674
      @ralcogaming7674 3 роки тому +1

      The DP12 is still a double barrel

    • @ForensicRocks
      @ForensicRocks 2 роки тому

      *turns invader's kneecaps into a red mist*

  • @yeetmachine1678
    @yeetmachine1678 3 роки тому +19

    Joe Biden: An AR-15 is more dangerous and scary than a nuke.
    Me: How and why?

    • @Biker_Gremling
      @Biker_Gremling 3 роки тому

      Also me: Why do you have control over the launch codes of them Nukes?

    • @onetrucksizedsalmon2962
      @onetrucksizedsalmon2962 3 роки тому

      So, if an AR is more dangerous, then it stands to reason that we SHOULD be able to buy nukes as they are less dangerous

    • @kalumbailey5103
      @kalumbailey5103 3 роки тому +1

      Because random people can get an AR-15 whereas to get access to nukes you have to be reasonably intelligent to the point that you wont turn round and nuke everyone just because you can. Honestly this whole comment section is daft, bidens an idiot but then so are normal people in the US clearly if you think giving free access to guns is good for a safe place to live when you literally have mass shootings everyday when most countries don't have mass shootings at all..

  • @hollingharris659
    @hollingharris659 3 роки тому

    0:14 welcome back lol, having sat through last weeks heat and humidity i cant say i blame you for leaving

  • @Hello-eq4db
    @Hello-eq4db 3 роки тому +28

    Brandon: in a perfectly heterosexual way
    Donut, Matt, Eli, other Matt- starts to cry

    • @loganpike8764
      @loganpike8764 3 роки тому

      Which is the other Matt

    • @Hello-eq4db
      @Hello-eq4db 3 роки тому +1

      @@loganpike8764 demo ranch and matt best

    • @loganpike8764
      @loganpike8764 3 роки тому

      @@Hello-eq4db yes I know which 2 Matt's, but which is the other?

    • @loganpike8764
      @loganpike8764 3 роки тому

      @@landonray9517 I already said I know which two Matt's are being talked about. Yall obviously dont understand the question. Saying one of them is the other implies one is deemed to be lesser. So which one of them is the lesser Matt? In your opinion

  • @jonkR96
    @jonkR96 3 роки тому +31

    Apparently unarmed grandma’s are all we need to topple the government, Joetato.

  • @thndrchikenvivax3083
    @thndrchikenvivax3083 3 роки тому +11

    Biden "we coming for your guns"
    Brandon "so here's my new project the Davy crockett launcher"

  • @grimwest1222
    @grimwest1222 3 роки тому

    Always a fun time! Keep up the awesome work

  • @SirMatthew
    @SirMatthew 3 роки тому +29

    "You'd need F-15s and maybe nukes to take on the US government!"
    The Vietcong, ISIS, and the Taliban: "sure"

    • @galvanizeddreamer2051
      @galvanizeddreamer2051 3 роки тому

      As fun as this is to say, Vietnam was not a loss, and fighting terrorist orgs is more an issue with fighting ROE more than actual people.

    • @QuantanamoBay241
      @QuantanamoBay241 3 роки тому

      @@galvanizeddreamer2051 Vietnam was a waste of time, lives, and money, that’s the loss the US suffered.

    • @QuantanamoBay241
      @QuantanamoBay241 3 роки тому

      @@galvanizeddreamer2051 also the Paris accords in 1973 called for a ceasefire, and no one was actually declared a loser. Ceasefires only pauses the conflict, when broken it continues. The North was allowed to have weapons and a military, if the US wanted to secure the win they should have made the North sign a armistice. But that would mean they would have to invade them, bringing in China and Russia, possibly causing WW3.

    • @mapleflag6518
      @mapleflag6518 3 роки тому

      Pretty sure ISIS is pretty much gone.

  • @gabrieltriest3574
    @gabrieltriest3574 3 роки тому +68

    Biden: “You can’t overthrow a government with small arms”
    The rebels whom the 4th of July celebrates: “Allow is to introduce ourselves”
    #akgnotificationsquad

    • @pugasaurusrex8253
      @pugasaurusrex8253 3 роки тому +5

      @Wayne Smith
      Not really
      Just make it very hard for the military to effectively use its advantages. Force them into situations where their advantages become disadvantages.

    • @anondimwit
      @anondimwit 3 роки тому +6

      @@pugasaurusrex8253 like taking refuge in a hospital filled with civis. if they drop bombs on it they have not only killed civilians but also violated the red cross

    • @pugasaurusrex8253
      @pugasaurusrex8253 3 роки тому +6

      @@anondimwit
      But unethical but yes
      Not to mention that appearing as the underdog will likely help with gathering allies, which would involve a larger foreign army. If we were lucky in the scenario.

    • @anondimwit
      @anondimwit 3 роки тому +5

      @@pugasaurusrex8253 I mean large super powers would probably supply us . Not because the want us to be free but to keep America in turmoil

    • @stupidanon5941
      @stupidanon5941 3 роки тому +3

      @Wayne Smith The US military has ran this simulation over and over again, and every time, they lose, even without us having F-1`5s, because we have overwhelming numbers and non-combat support and their ability to fight conventionally is hamstrung by their objectives, and their enemies are irregulars.
      You don't know anything about insurgent tactics.

  • @codmas3r623
    @codmas3r623 3 роки тому +22

    Brandon Herrera: “don’t be an idiot with fruit nukes or you might end up on the Darwin Awards”
    Me: * loads sawed off shotgun * “TIME TO GET MY AWARD”

    • @PatriotAnimates
      @PatriotAnimates 3 роки тому +3

      FUN FACT; you can load 50.BMG in 12 gauge shotguns, so you could probably make a sawed off double barrel mini elephant gun.

    • @w00tb0ss
      @w00tb0ss 3 роки тому

      @@PatriotAnimates i wanted to buy a .50 bmg but a shotgun was cheeper. Now i have 2 in 1. Boom stick!

  • @shortkid8599
    @shortkid8599 3 роки тому

    First time a GMR put me in tear is laughter...this was fun.

  • @nuclearpoweredcake8676
    @nuclearpoweredcake8676 3 роки тому +31

    I wish sleepy Joe would do more sleeping and less joe

  • @CosmicSphincter
    @CosmicSphincter 3 роки тому +48

    It’s almost like grandpas handlers are lying, lying about almost everything. Truly pretending they want a conversation will fix it.

    • @jakemocci3953
      @jakemocci3953 3 роки тому

      Grandpas handlers are all members of a certain ethnicity, it’s not a coincidence that they make up 80% of his cabinet. That is who believes they have the right to rule over us.

  • @lanceboyle00
    @lanceboyle00 3 роки тому +15

    I'll take my $0.16 savings on my Independence Day barbecue and put it towards my F-16.

  • @JCTEAM60
    @JCTEAM60 3 роки тому

    Brandon, you are always welcome in Texas!

  • @smileyface4399
    @smileyface4399 3 роки тому +59

    I’m surprised Brandon didn’t notice that he dropped his pocket halfway through the video

  • @HurremDurrem
    @HurremDurrem 3 роки тому +21

    “**perfectly heterosexual way**” the fact that you struggled to say that

    • @robz6306
      @robz6306 3 роки тому +1

      Just trying so hard to not have another blooper.

  • @AllTheOthers
    @AllTheOthers 3 роки тому +84

    People are gonna say "Defund the police", then the same people are gonna say take away all our guns. Either someone has to protect us or we have to protect ourselves. I'm not relying on someone else saving me and my loved ones. So please, anyone who can, make america better so when I can live in a house of my own I'm allowed to protect it.

    • @beareble-lion4446
      @beareble-lion4446 3 роки тому +3

      Don't give up your guns if you see a fed or local pig disarming any non criminal stop them.

    • @ManCrushMondayTJ
      @ManCrushMondayTJ 3 роки тому +6

      I know you guys think it’s bad right now…… but it’s only going to get worse.

    • @noway6633
      @noway6633 3 роки тому +5

      Police don't protect anyone. They react to situations after they happen

    • @1pcfred
      @1pcfred 3 роки тому +2

      If you think the police are charged with the task to protect anyone you'd better read this en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warren_v._District_of_Columbia

    • @GryphonIndustrial
      @GryphonIndustrial 3 роки тому

      @@1pcfred I'm glad I'm not the only one telling people about the 3 or so decisions that mean the police have no obligation to help or protect you.

  • @bobmusick
    @bobmusick 3 роки тому +1

    Literally as soon as I saw this press conference I was like “I can’t wait to see Brandon’s video response”