THE ROAST OF DAVID CHIPMAN

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  • @BrandonHerrera
    @BrandonHerrera  3 роки тому +2490

    Thanks for watching guys! I’m sure I’m putting a major target on my back with this video, but I think it’s important to make sure we all keep the pressure on to make sure this guy doesn’t get the votes!
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  • @trevorrenkevens4720
    @trevorrenkevens4720 3 роки тому +687

    “Define an assault weapon.”
    David: I can’t.
    Well of course you can’t, it was made up.

    • @MrFYGY
      @MrFYGY 3 роки тому +15

      Damn, he's just plain stupid with a stubborn streak.

    • @f0rth3l0v30fchr15t
      @f0rth3l0v30fchr15t 3 роки тому +44

      "Any weapon that's 42% ass and 58% salt"

    • @Gigadramon6
      @Gigadramon6 3 роки тому +11

      That's not what he was actually saying. He was saying "I will enforce any ban that congress tells me to."

    • @reaganriddle
      @reaganriddle 3 роки тому +12

      @@Gigadramon6 doesn’t matter, “assault weapons” don’t exist.

    • @majormajorasic
      @majormajorasic 3 роки тому +1

      @@reaganriddle Technically they do, much like how assault rifles are a thing, but it is so obscure that trying to work around is exercise in futility.

  • @bobcat3665
    @bobcat3665 3 роки тому +4102

    David Chipman looks like the substitute teacher who isn’t allowed to teach gym class anymore

    • @FUNKOfilms
      @FUNKOfilms 3 роки тому +159

      Yeah they caught him burning too many of the kids.

    • @dELTA13579111315
      @dELTA13579111315 3 роки тому +66

      Oh yeaaah feel the buuurn Billy

    • @Horus2Osiris
      @Horus2Osiris 3 роки тому +22

      Ouch.

    • @noburu4717
      @noburu4717 3 роки тому +47

      So that's why we don't have penis inspection days anymore...

    • @smilemore1997
      @smilemore1997 3 роки тому +10

      @@noburu4717 what....?

  • @tylerjameson4702
    @tylerjameson4702 3 роки тому +843

    “Define an assault weapon”
    David chipman: “you know, the thing..”

    • @MannElite
      @MannElite 3 роки тому +20

      Come on Man!

    • @bigecheese6424
      @bigecheese6424 3 роки тому +12

      David chipman sounds like Biden just talking normally when he try’s to define assault weapons

    • @lostwizardcat9910
      @lostwizardcat9910 3 роки тому +4

      "will you shut up man"

    • @anonymouspeanut88
      @anonymouspeanut88 3 роки тому +9

      If you don't know what an assault rifle is, you ain't black.

    • @davidnewton2518
      @davidnewton2518 3 роки тому +9

      I just want to add -
      "Define an assault weapon"
      David Chipman : "well its, y'know *kicks a dog* that thing"

  • @therealwouburn3688
    @therealwouburn3688 3 роки тому +426

    No detachable Magazines, eh?
    *Laughs in M1 Garand internal magazine*
    *Laughs in belt fed machine-gun*
    *Laughs in M1 Abrams MBT*
    *Laughs in Rocket Propelled Grenade*

    • @dylanram4653
      @dylanram4653 3 роки тому +50

      also cant be semi automatic, time to convert the ARs into M4s

    • @vincentcocchio3450
      @vincentcocchio3450 3 роки тому +29

      @@dylanram4653 Now that's using 100% of your brain
      I approve

    • @davidhutchison5415
      @davidhutchison5415 3 роки тому +2

      What does that even mean? M-4s are semi auto.

    • @dylanram4653
      @dylanram4653 3 роки тому +14

      @@davidhutchison5415 no they really arent
      ar15s are semi auto, M4s are fully auto thats the difference between them

    • @dylanram4653
      @dylanram4653 3 роки тому +1

      @@davidhutchison5415 semi auto means one trigger pull 1 bullet, bull auto is 1 trigger pull, as many bullets as u hold it or the mag runs out

  • @hariman7727
    @hariman7727 3 роки тому +1993

    Chipman can't be honest and just say he wants to ban everything.
    Also, his role in the Waco massacre means he should be forever barred from authority over anything.

    • @gunsodin5299
      @gunsodin5299 3 роки тому +114

      You know those eggs teachers give you as practice babies? I’m sure he burned those too.

    • @11shiroineko
      @11shiroineko 3 роки тому +75

      @@gunsodin5299 he was hungry and wanted an omelette

    • @anthonyhayes1267
      @anthonyhayes1267 3 роки тому +80

      Barred from authority? He should be in prison.

    • @hariman7727
      @hariman7727 3 роки тому +48

      @@anthonyhayes1267 I can't argue with that, because I agree with it.

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 3 роки тому +26

      Instructions not clear, lined him up for "totally elected, not at all rigged president" for 2024.

  • @dkerkowoutdoors4623
    @dkerkowoutdoors4623 3 роки тому +1584

    David Chipman: hehe ima take a selfie in front of burning kids
    Congress: *ignores that

    • @marakalos3838
      @marakalos3838 3 роки тому +75

      It would be great if they didn't.

    • @dkerkowoutdoors4623
      @dkerkowoutdoors4623 3 роки тому +20

      @@marakalos3838 agreed

    • @johngun4377
      @johngun4377 3 роки тому +22

      Congress: I’LL ALLOW IT

    • @DronesUnder2A
      @DronesUnder2A 3 роки тому +6

      He's not going to get the spot. It's all a Broadway show.

    • @jndvs95
      @jndvs95 3 роки тому +16

      Didn't take long for the media cover to say that him being involved with Waco was false. You can't even find the stuff with him at Ruby ridge either cuz it's all just propaganda bullsh

  • @contentcop
    @contentcop 3 роки тому +499

    ATF: i wish people would let Waco go, it was 20 years ago. People have moved on
    Also the ATF: still has the dudes from Waco literally working at the ATF until this day.

    • @jordanwiser1435
      @jordanwiser1435 3 роки тому +4

      Who do you do you think is wanting us to forget?

    • @Daniel-Weaver
      @Daniel-Weaver 3 роки тому +3

      Lon Horiuchi.

    • @kennethflippin1774
      @kennethflippin1774 3 роки тому +14

      ATF was a reaction to prohibition and gangster shootings and should have been disbanded when it ended but like bridge tolls never end after the bridge has been paid for programs like ATF never disappear after the real perceived need is gone.

    • @chrisfloyd8512
      @chrisfloyd8512 3 роки тому +7

      @@Daniel-Weaver Lon was FBI.
      But yes he's was there also.
      He needed more blood on his lips after Ruby Ridge!
      I guess shooting an unarmed mother through the head just wasn't enough?
      Lon's "sniper hide" at Waco had five spent .308 cases in it.
      He claimed he never fired his weapon!

    • @venkkooo
      @venkkooo 2 роки тому

      The atf was justified in waco. Im still pro gun

  • @bulldozier14
    @bulldozier14 3 роки тому +88

    Been in the military for 11 years, and have friends across the DOD, and I have never heard of someone losing their firearm. I have heard of Marines “losing” a Humvee, Army artillery forgetting an entire 105 howitzer, the Navy losing ordinance overboard, and the Air Force losing tools, paper clips and pens; but never a firearm…

    • @smittymcsmitface2242
      @smittymcsmitface2242 Рік тому +9

      3/6 Marines would like a word with you

    • @filmandfirearms
      @filmandfirearms Рік тому +3

      It is honestly impressive just how much shit the military loses on American soil. Also, I have heard of firearms going missing, usually in companies that treat armorer as a punishment position. That being said, never heard of someone losing their personal firearm

  • @LeonardFH
    @LeonardFH 3 роки тому +756

    >"Above the caliber of .22"
    >Some wtf later
    >5.45mm is .21
    >Ak 74s are NOT Assault weapons

    • @MetroidChild
      @MetroidChild 3 роки тому +132

      I love how his definition would ban regular handguns but not a bubba'd 74 lol

    • @PacketWrangler
      @PacketWrangler 3 роки тому +40

      Well, today the AK74 has moved to the top.

    • @byronwilliams2122
      @byronwilliams2122 3 роки тому +10

      thank you that is the point i was trying to make but made the ref. 4.5 .yea the editor of soldier of fortune mag had to go over to Afghanistan and secure two of them 74 s he could give the dod one and keep the other for his own eval. printed in SOF.......what I want to know is where all the isis fighters are getting the brand new ak s that I just saw on the news the other day ,brand new ,not a scratch on um

    • @hudsonhayer9376
      @hudsonhayer9376 3 роки тому +5

      @@MetroidChild I think you are thinking of a sks. Thats the only gun that is ever "bubba'ed" out

    • @MetroidChild
      @MetroidChild 3 роки тому +8

      @@hudsonhayer9376 I'm only speaking hypothetically, as a chopped 74 would fit just about all the new regulations, I truly do wish it would never happen irl lol.

  • @VSO_Gun_Channel
    @VSO_Gun_Channel 3 роки тому +2135

    This is why I tried to tell people not to bully kids in school.

    • @AMPIWM
      @AMPIWM 3 роки тому +204

      To be honest, this looks like he wasn't bullied enough in school.

    • @BeltFedSelfDefense
      @BeltFedSelfDefense 3 роки тому +128

      As a kid who was bullied excessively in school, it only led to being armed to the teeth all the time. Chipman wasn't bullied enough imo.

    • @andyknolls8735
      @andyknolls8735 3 роки тому +36

      He looks like Gary Busey on crack.

    • @rattyratstuff7125
      @rattyratstuff7125 3 роки тому +49

      @@BeltFedSelfDefense being bullied in school and by my best friends when i hit 310. now im around 220-230 dependingon time of year for the last 4 years. bullying is good if youre strong willed lol. might make you change the bad thing theyre bullying for

    • @therealandrewcano
      @therealandrewcano 3 роки тому +3

      @@andyknolls8735 😆

  • @gschgvt2956
    @gschgvt2956 3 роки тому +482

    "I lost all my guns in a cartel accident" needs to be a t-shirt.

    • @NobodyAwsum
      @NobodyAwsum 3 роки тому

      In a boating accident* is already a thing.

    • @KraziEyevin
      @KraziEyevin 3 роки тому +12

      "I lost all my guns in a cartel accident" with line art of chipman's stupid face

    • @TheSlamburger
      @TheSlamburger 3 роки тому +3

      Reminds me of “100 Baneblades got lost in shipping”

  • @Xfaction1111
    @Xfaction1111 3 роки тому +47

    Senator: "I've got 35 seconds left, Define an assault weapon."
    Chipman: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, . . . 35, thank you for that question, Senator."

  • @atticussmeg8489
    @atticussmeg8489 3 роки тому +672

    "An assault rival is whatever my wife's boyfriend says it is"
    -David Chipman

    • @none-sb8lt
      @none-sb8lt 3 роки тому +10

      🤣😂

    • @brolohalflemming7042
      @brolohalflemming7042 3 роки тому +26

      An assault rifle absolutely and positively isn't an H&K G11. Nor is it an H&K MP-7. Nor would it be anything chambered for the XL1E1. But my wife likes being rimmed by her boyfriend, so rimshots only in my agency!

    • @HurremDurrem
      @HurremDurrem 3 роки тому +10

      Forbes Fact-checking: Mostly True

    • @IHateMilkbruh
      @IHateMilkbruh 3 роки тому +2

      Rifle*
      Christ.

  • @stnilus3294
    @stnilus3294 3 роки тому +1415

    When they ask, "How many children have to die before you support gun control?" That is a threat, not an actual question.

    • @MattH-wg7ou
      @MattH-wg7ou 3 роки тому +25

      Ooh snap! 🔥

    • @erikburzinski8248
      @erikburzinski8248 3 роки тому +61

      Its a quest brought out by incorrectly assuming that all gun violence is caused by lack of gun laws.

    • @erikburzinski8248
      @erikburzinski8248 3 роки тому +8

      Can we have a non lobyist as a head.

    • @AK4974U
      @AK4974U 3 роки тому +11

      There not afraid admitting their operationmockingbird2.0 against its own people

    • @mamamarianovits9029
      @mamamarianovits9029 3 роки тому +24

      Underrated, and far too sensical, you ought to have more likes for this. Chances are, people are scrolling through too quickly for their intellect to keep up. The majority of these "mass shootings" are for a very specific agenda, with very specific players and certain behind the scenes motivators, with some being entire, elaborate psyops.

  • @mrpleasant97
    @mrpleasant97 3 роки тому +1429

    On an unrelated note, The Iron Giant is still a really fucking good movie.

  • @flygirl6048
    @flygirl6048 3 роки тому +47

    "you're gonna be the head of this agency and you can't even define 'assault weapon'?" 🥴 And the senator not taking his filibustering and other silliness was so awesome.

  • @taylorhermansen8235
    @taylorhermansen8235 3 роки тому +1259

    Chipman’s face looks like someone just hit “randomize” during the character creation part of Fallout 4

    • @onionman500_m8
      @onionman500_m8 3 роки тому +26

      with mod's

    • @Onyex.
      @Onyex. 3 роки тому +25

      Sorry I was just having fun trying to make the most average but ugly character I could

    • @MrPlankinton
      @MrPlankinton 3 роки тому +11

      I was thinking more along the lines of Bevis and Butt Head

    • @K_Nasty
      @K_Nasty 3 роки тому +7

      "Chimp-man" lol

    • @filmandfirearms
      @filmandfirearms 3 роки тому +1

      Make that Fallout: New Vegas. 4 has graphics good enough to not create these things

  • @twohorsesinamancostume7606
    @twohorsesinamancostume7606 3 роки тому +219

    I'm a little upset that Republicans in that hearing never brought up the fact that Chipman posed for a picture like he was a conquering hero in front of the burnt corpses of children that his agency murdered.

    • @lepidotos
      @lepidotos 3 роки тому +40

      because Republicans are neither principled nor especially concerned with guns. They probably don't know who he even is.

    • @V_for_Vovin
      @V_for_Vovin 3 роки тому +8

      @@xXLingunXx At first glance, that is a "whatever" comment, then the more you think about it...

    • @vidard9863
      @vidard9863 3 роки тому +17

      @@xXLingunXx i am beginning to think they are just the pause button for the left. They do not roll anything back, they just give the right enough time to adjust to the new normal before the left pushes further so that no one quite has " that " moment.

    • @maximusjohn8778
      @maximusjohn8778 3 роки тому +12

      They actually did bring up the photo in the hearing he claimed it was doctored and the guy wasn't even an ATF agent.

    • @jonathoncreech3186
      @jonathoncreech3186 3 роки тому +4

      and admit that the gov't was wrong? Never

  • @nickgolden5539
    @nickgolden5539 3 роки тому +245

    Sen. Kennedy: “Define an assault weapon for me"
    Chipma: "You know.......UH......the thing."

    • @hlynkacg9529
      @hlynkacg9529 3 роки тому +2

      The weenie tattoo?

    • @firstconsul7286
      @firstconsul7286 3 роки тому +2

      That s c a r y thing

    • @NEEDbacon
      @NEEDbacon 3 роки тому +5

      Couldn't even mention the shoulder thing that goes up.

    • @ATankEnjoyer
      @ATankEnjoyer 3 роки тому +3

      @@NEEDbacon forgot to say it has a banana device.

    • @ratagris21
      @ratagris21 3 роки тому

      Thank you for that question.

  • @krispork
    @krispork 3 роки тому +50

    Son: Dad, we need to talk..
    Dad: About what, son?
    Son: I.. erm..
    Dad: That you're gay? That's fine! I've known this for years-
    Son: No, not that.. I-I support David Chipman, and I think you should too.
    Dad: wheres the belt at lmao

  • @thewinterprince1731
    @thewinterprince1731 3 роки тому +729

    "I think assault weapons should be banned."
    "What's an assault weapon?"
    "What?"

    • @wulfkriger3356
      @wulfkriger3356 3 роки тому +16

      "iunno you tell me... But they need to be banned!"

    • @HDSME
      @HDSME 3 роки тому +20

      Their is no such thing as a assault weapon unless you mean full military full auto !
      Amazing the shit their feeding the public

    • @cipher88101
      @cipher88101 3 роки тому +7

      Lol exactly, "Oh its whatever you guys say it is."

    • @edwhatshisname3562
      @edwhatshisname3562 3 роки тому +11

      An assault weapon is whatever they say it is.
      (and that's the problem)

    • @Shadow_Hawk_Streaming
      @Shadow_Hawk_Streaming 3 роки тому +5

      By his definition he eventually gave they've been in civilian hands for around 120 years

  • @DBCisco
    @DBCisco 3 роки тому +374

    "An assault weapon is anything average people can afford." - Chiphead

    • @11shiroineko
      @11shiroineko 3 роки тому +32

      Well, he said that an assault weapon was any semiautomatic rifle in any caliber higher than.22, that could be interpreted in a way meaning that full auto rifles can be legally owned by civilians
      They do their semantics games we can do it too

    • @metroplexprime9901
      @metroplexprime9901 3 роки тому +3

      @@11shiroineko SHOE-STRING TIME!

    • @elibailey2494
      @elibailey2494 3 роки тому +1

      *laughs in 50 bmg and the existent of drivetanks*

    • @metroplexprime9901
      @metroplexprime9901 3 роки тому

      @@elibailey2494 I mean, as far as I know, an average joe can literally go buy a tank and drive it as long as they replace the treads and render the weapons inoperable.

    • @elibailey2494
      @elibailey2494 3 роки тому

      ​@@metroplexprime9901Oh... then is it illegal to bolt a 50 bmg belt-fed wwll machine gun to a large cat excavator and call it a day.

  • @afinoxi
    @afinoxi 3 роки тому +503

    "You're going to run this agency , you don't have a definition of an assault weapon ?"
    *BRUH*
    He just destroyed the Disney villain looking guy

    • @STRAKAZulu
      @STRAKAZulu 3 роки тому +25

      More like the Disney lead henchman. He’s KRONK levels of dumb!

    • @OfficialFedHater
      @OfficialFedHater 3 роки тому +17

      @@brownbrewed And you look like a plane that's called Gay.

    • @proudfirebrand3946
      @proudfirebrand3946 3 роки тому +5

      @@OfficialFedHater oof...

    • @Gurefokkusu
      @Gurefokkusu 3 роки тому +7

      Watching him struggle to come up with a thought about defining an assault weapon was seriously one of the more painful things I've watched in recent history....

    • @vaclavjebavy5118
      @vaclavjebavy5118 3 роки тому

      @@brownbrewed weebs love guns

  • @GeneralSirDouglasMcA
    @GeneralSirDouglasMcA 3 роки тому +27

    “Well how do YOU define it? You’re gonna be runnin’ the agency”. “Um, I…….”.

  • @RenoMay
    @RenoMay 3 роки тому +2190

    Ever seen Gary busey and chip man in the same room?

    • @kingofsludge7262
      @kingofsludge7262 3 роки тому +93

      One of them is always off fornicating with a mailbox

    • @queefersutherland8495
      @queefersutherland8495 3 роки тому +29

      Saw that fivehead before you commented

    • @skylerbieber4698
      @skylerbieber4698 3 роки тому +40

      Little known fact; Busey is actually an honorary member of the Standing Rock Sioux Tribe here in South Dakota somehow, David Bald eagle was the council member that invited him, hilarious 🤣

    • @Life_Is_Torture0000
      @Life_Is_Torture0000 3 роки тому +12

      Damn, you're right, they DO look alike. There was something bothering me about Chipman's appearance that I couldn't quite put my finger on.

    • @CrackedGlowStick
      @CrackedGlowStick 3 роки тому +28

      I've been saying this for a minute. Between the two, I'd prefer Gary

  • @chapinsaurio9856
    @chapinsaurio9856 3 роки тому +280

    “What’s an assault weapon”
    “Uh eh eh uh eh the ban uh eh on assault weapons…”

    • @mytoasterisatwork1135
      @mytoasterisatwork1135 3 роки тому +18

      "Thank you for this question, senator, and giving me the opportunity to piss my pants on live television"

    • @PunkN_JTM
      @PunkN_JTM 3 роки тому +1

      i dont have any "Weapons" i do have a couple "Firearms" that i enjoy taking to the range..

    • @Felix-fy7ki
      @Felix-fy7ki 11 місяців тому

      What do you mean? Isn't that a precise description of an assault weapon? 😂

  • @Johnny_Pash
    @Johnny_Pash 3 роки тому +593

    It's okay guys the AFT has no legal authority over us

    • @yaxeldavid
      @yaxeldavid 3 роки тому +24

      Wow i thought i was the only who got that!🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @tylerulfmann4586
      @tylerulfmann4586 3 роки тому +18

      If no one reports to the ATF they die out seems to be a pretty legit strategy in dealing with them provided your neighbors don’t Waco you

    • @matchesburn
      @matchesburn 3 роки тому +15

      Former Vice President Joe "I Filled My Depends Again" Biden can't even get "ATF" straight. Well, it's no surprise. Although, I'm fine with Chipman being made Director of the "AFT." Make Chipman the AFT director right now. No, no. "President Biden" said so. Chipman is director of the AFT. We gotta do it, guys.

    • @hulksmash3429
      @hulksmash3429 3 роки тому +2

      @Christian Voros And he ran a bunch of bad boys

  • @threeratsinasuit
    @threeratsinasuit Рік тому +7

    If I keep hitting the rewind button at the beginning of the video, it makes Brandon keep clapping and it feels like he's proud of me.

  • @gavinm1347
    @gavinm1347 3 роки тому +1574

    Ahh roasting Chipman…
    Just like he roasted all those children in Waco

    • @Yourmommyisbusy
      @Yourmommyisbusy 3 роки тому +22

      OHHH BURN!!!!!!

    • @antonio.v6600
      @antonio.v6600 3 роки тому +32

      @@Yourmommyisbusy that's what he said when he burned them kids

    • @zakadams762
      @zakadams762 3 роки тому +7

      Oh I thought they were just having a birthday party each year

    • @z14sniperzps43
      @z14sniperzps43 3 роки тому +3

      Holy Sheeetttt =O

    • @durandil
      @durandil 3 роки тому +2

      @@Yourmommyisbusy Ask to the iraqi Rambo, he did it for real with an ISIS fighter

  • @voodoo10926
    @voodoo10926 3 роки тому +457

    A Mosin-Nagant is an actual assault rifle. When you run out of bullets, you turn it around and use it as a club.

    • @30cal23
      @30cal23 3 роки тому +35

      or use the spike bayonet to skewer someones innards

    • @thewarlordhimself
      @thewarlordhimself 3 роки тому +8

      @@30cal23 True.
      Very true.

    • @comando1911
      @comando1911 3 роки тому +6

      I prefer to use my pokey screwdriver like Bayonette. Plus it adds another foot and a half to the weapon

    • @yggdrasilburnes
      @yggdrasilburnes 3 роки тому +3

      @@comando1911 Screwdriver Bayo? Show pics.

    • @HRCSJSUAMMAS
      @HRCSJSUAMMAS 3 роки тому +8

      That steel butt plate is no joke at all.

  • @soopahjj11
    @soopahjj11 3 роки тому +2902

    Relax. He just heads the AFT. I’d be worried if he was the head of the ATF.

    • @edgaru4324
      @edgaru4324 3 роки тому +82

      Hehehehehe BJ joke

    • @highspeedsuicide
      @highspeedsuicide 3 роки тому +48

      @@edgaru4324 I wouldn’t have got this joke if you didn’t comment two hours ago

    • @makinwaves8147
      @makinwaves8147 3 роки тому +137

      Yea I'm certain Joe just nominated him as the head of the "American Foundation of Tyranny"...

    • @johngallagher9151
      @johngallagher9151 3 роки тому +60

      @@highspeedsuicide the joke is actually about Joe Biden calling it the AFT instead of the ATF which is what it is actually called. Lol.

    • @hitman4jacob524
      @hitman4jacob524 3 роки тому +4

      Hehe funny

  • @brianhillis3701
    @brianhillis3701 3 роки тому +35

    The site is still smoking. They had removed almost everything they thought was evidence of their culpability except the concrete that clearly shows there was a powerful incendiary device used.

  • @bitterbetty.9667
    @bitterbetty.9667 3 роки тому +185

    What is an Assault weapon? = “It’s what me and the boys used in Waco when the fire wasn’t doing a good enough job.”

    • @Anderson_808
      @Anderson_808 3 роки тому +11

      If they're defining it as any semi-automatic above 22 rimfire caliber with a detachable magazine
      That means almost every semi hunting rifle like the Remington 742 for example is an assault rifle.

    • @savagetuner2404
      @savagetuner2404 3 роки тому +4

      “The kids are still crawling out, get them!!”

    • @redpanda7297
      @redpanda7297 3 роки тому +3

      @@Anderson_808 That also bans most handguns

    • @riolufan2249
      @riolufan2249 3 роки тому +3

      This made me laugh too hard, I love it

  • @nicholasbreecher9315
    @nicholasbreecher9315 3 роки тому +644

    As someone with a military background I can tell you, regardless of branch, everyone can agree that "That guy" who loses their firearm is easily and accurately depicted as an instant top-5 finalist for dumbest member in any unit; regardless of unit size or mission. Every unit has one and they're all the same.
    The fact that David Chipman meets this criteria tells me everything I need to know about him - even before we address any of his other issues.

    • @ubcroel4022
      @ubcroel4022 3 роки тому +42

      Still no idea how you can lose your fucking duty gun.

    • @johnnyjohnson1326
      @johnnyjohnson1326 3 роки тому +24

      "Don't be THAT guy" lol.
      I was a GRUNT and can verify that pretty much everyone loses shit on deployment or even in the field. To lose your weapon is unforgivable!

    • @duster0669
      @duster0669 3 роки тому +13

      We took a single round from an SP on guard duty at RAF Upper Heyford in 1981. That cop was gone when we returned from the cop shack where we turned the round in to the duty sergent. We never saw that cop again. I wonder if his name was Chipman?

    • @DaveL9170
      @DaveL9170 3 роки тому +1

      Give us your direct evidence that he did. I am totally against the guy. However, we as if yet have zero direct evidence that he did. Y’all are doing something legally called hearsay and you can be therefore sued for libel.

    • @watcher01a17
      @watcher01a17 3 роки тому +15

      If you can't control your own weapon, you damn sure shouldn't be able to control ours.

  • @reecedignan8365
    @reecedignan8365 3 роки тому +368

    Chipman in the hearing getting boo’d out by anti-gun senators: “hey I thought you guys were anti-gun like me?”
    Dem-senators: “we are but you suck!”

  • @davidcoleman6211
    @davidcoleman6211 3 роки тому +11

    This was great.
    You put Chipman in the crosshairs and stayed on target.
    Some of the best memes i've seen on the subject of assholes.

  • @DownTheWellStraightToHell
    @DownTheWellStraightToHell 3 роки тому +110

    Senator John Kennedy: "Mr. Chipman, do you know what a gun is?"
    David Chipman: "Uh, senator I think this is a good question..."

    • @YaBoiMcLovin
      @YaBoiMcLovin 3 роки тому +16

      "That's such a fantastic question Senator, and I'm incredibly glad that you asked. I'll have an answer for you just as soon as Congress gives me one."
      "I've only got a few seconds le-"
      *"Such an awesome question."*

    • @savagetuner2404
      @savagetuner2404 3 роки тому +3

      @@YaBoiMcLovin senator that’s a great answer that I really liked, because it was exceptional, exemplary, some might say. In fact, I say. I say it’s exemplary! Because it’s a great question! Truly, sir.
      .....what was the question again?
      **hehehehe only 3 mins left to questioning**

  • @vicstanfieldshire7754
    @vicstanfieldshire7754 3 роки тому +597

    We’ve got a candidate who can’t define what he pledged to ban, and a President that can’t remember the acronyms of his federal agencies… Buckle up kids.

    • @kriegsmensoldier8996
      @kriegsmensoldier8996 3 роки тому +25

      At this point a russia take over would be an improvement

    • @vicstanfieldshire7754
      @vicstanfieldshire7754 3 роки тому +18

      @@kriegsmensoldier8996 sheeeit, at this point we’d get swept under the rug by (insert name of any other country here) __________________

    • @elongated_musket6353
      @elongated_musket6353 3 роки тому +10

      @@vicstanfieldshire7754 tbf china already has the entire world wrapped around its thumb. they have the most dominating industry, economy, etc. a few sanctions here and there could cripple a few countries if they felt like it

    • @vicstanfieldshire7754
      @vicstanfieldshire7754 3 роки тому +6

      @@elongated_musket6353 and they told me “Cheaters never prosper”… I guess we should have just stolen everyone else’s IP like they did🤬

    • @vicstanfieldshire7754
      @vicstanfieldshire7754 3 роки тому

      Who knows though we probably do that shit too 😝🤯

  • @onetrucksizedsalmon2962
    @onetrucksizedsalmon2962 3 роки тому +153

    He got roasted so hard that I took a picture with him and later denied it was even an agent.

    • @osuna3525
      @osuna3525 3 роки тому +4

      His troll ears are a give away 🤣

  • @o.Heaven
    @o.Heaven 3 роки тому +9

    I have never cried such tears of joy, we won, we actually won. I never thought I’d hear the words “disgraced David Chipman”

  • @jimlstheworldyewww7516
    @jimlstheworldyewww7516 3 роки тому +1026

    *Joe Biden’s dog dies
    ATF: “it wasn’t us this time”

    • @eisenkrahe7125
      @eisenkrahe7125 3 роки тому +44

      "AFT"
      - Crazy Joe

    • @sekarmaltum1695
      @sekarmaltum1695 3 роки тому +9

      the reason "it wasnt" the ATF, is that Biden probably doesnt even know what that is (looking at how he called it the AFT..)

    • @ak471911able
      @ak471911able 3 роки тому +11

      Biden didn't even know he had a dog

    • @sekarmaltum1695
      @sekarmaltum1695 3 роки тому +5

      @@ak471911able Yeah, he probably had to ask driver what they were talking about. (you know, the driver he has so he can pretend to actually drive...its kind of sad)

    • @1234wowww
      @1234wowww 3 роки тому +6

      Finally they'll delete that awful oval pawfice account
      Cant believe my taxes payed someone to run that horse shit

  • @nimra_4679
    @nimra_4679 3 роки тому +116

    "That is a good question" is the oldest trick in the book when it comes to stalling answers. Good thing they grilled him like a dad of four with a beer belly on a sunday evening.

    • @RealDavidChipman
      @RealDavidChipman 3 роки тому +18

      That’s not nice...
      *You shouldn’t compare him to those dads who are trying.*

    • @JSp4wN
      @JSp4wN 3 роки тому +13

      And "thank you for asking that question".
      That shit drives me up a wall.

    • @LegendStormcrow
      @LegendStormcrow 3 роки тому +1

      A dad who just found his classic muscle car dented.

  • @bllau
    @bllau 3 роки тому +275

    He can't be head of the AFT he still has to find his service weapon he sold to the mexican carte- I mean lost

    • @kirbobirbo0446
      @kirbobirbo0446 3 роки тому +13

      Well, a lot of boating accidents happen when you’re having a drink with the Mexican carte- on the crazy waters down there…

    • @wizard_of_poz4413
      @wizard_of_poz4413 3 роки тому +3

      It probably got knocked off when he was prostrated in the 711 bathroom by a biker

  • @toportime
    @toportime 3 роки тому +14

    That was one hell of a definition for "assault weapon".

  • @El-Burrito
    @El-Burrito 3 роки тому +593

    Since Chipman specified "semi-automatics". Does that mean an automatic rifle wouldn't be an assault rifle? Sounds great!

    • @sapphiredawn4321
      @sapphiredawn4321 3 роки тому +15

      Buy an m16 or an m4 or an ak weapin OR OR a famas

    • @fixerupperer
      @fixerupperer 3 роки тому +37

      He also said rifle so anything with a barrel under 16" and no stock doesnt count either.

    • @sapphiredawn4321
      @sapphiredawn4321 3 роки тому +34

      @@fixerupperer so skorpion machine pistol is safe? G18?

    • @SkyNinja759
      @SkyNinja759 3 роки тому +20

      @@fixerupperer Removed stock SMGs: _"Now's my chance!"_

    • @killaabeas
      @killaabeas 3 роки тому +4

      No that's a lmg

  • @johnwestenberger6241
    @johnwestenberger6241 3 роки тому +116

    “Define an assault weapon”
    THE NUMBERS MASON, WHAT DO THEH MEAN! #AKGNotificationSquad

  • @Eduardo_Espinoza
    @Eduardo_Espinoza 3 роки тому +164

    David: "that was 28 years ago"
    Lady Justice: "Should have been life in prison"

  • @danlast4726
    @danlast4726 2 місяці тому +1

    Lets go brandon! Brandon Herrera for ATF director!!!!
    🇨🇦
    Love
    CANADA

  • @herknorth8691
    @herknorth8691 3 роки тому +87

    "I want to ban a thing. I don't know what that thing is, but I REALLY want to ban it."
    - David "Crispy Kids" Chipman

  • @lil_jewzi_vert2755
    @lil_jewzi_vert2755 3 роки тому +245

    David looks like he’s the creepy uncle you aren’t comfortable leaving your kids alone with on thanksgiving. He’s not going to touch them or anything, but they’ll probably look a bit more crispy than you left them.

    • @TheZeroDozer
      @TheZeroDozer 3 роки тому +18

      Creepy uncle. So kinda like Biden.

    • @highclasswhitetrash9027
      @highclasswhitetrash9027 3 роки тому +12

      "That smells just the turkey, grannys been drinking highballs again."
      "Yeah, okay dave, till christmas then, *coughyouweirdfuckcough* "

    • @lil_jewzi_vert2755
      @lil_jewzi_vert2755 3 роки тому +6

      @@TheZeroDozer he’s more of the grandma who your cousins place bets on when she kicks bucket

    • @pineapplefanta4579
      @pineapplefanta4579 3 роки тому

      What does that mean?? Just curious

  • @Daniel-xi6jv
    @Daniel-xi6jv 3 роки тому +364

    As a US Marine, this fucking scares the ever living hell out of me.

    • @alejandrogerena2649
      @alejandrogerena2649 3 роки тому +4

      Same brother

    • @nitricoxide5899
      @nitricoxide5899 3 роки тому +4

      I'm fucking scared if Davy boy gets in.

    • @thepyromantic3468
      @thepyromantic3468 3 роки тому +27

      I don't even live in the US and it scares me. If y'all loose your guns that there will no longer be a single 1st world country in the world that favours self defense to the best of my knowledge, that sounds like a dystopian life to me. (and one that in a country where no self defense tools are legal, many people are tragically already in and don't know until it's too late)

    • @zacharyprice6351
      @zacharyprice6351 3 роки тому +2

      Yut

    • @Timmy6216
      @Timmy6216 3 роки тому +5

      My good man my brother-in-arms trust me there's enough of us who will stand together that there will be no reason to be afraid of this son-of-a-bitch

  • @abigassteddybear7919
    @abigassteddybear7919 3 роки тому +7

    “Im so glad people did not off each other before guns.”
    - Someone ordering an expresso latte somewhere.

  • @DustyCarr
    @DustyCarr 3 роки тому +724

    LOL, Biden said "AFT" American Federation of Teachers.

    • @mapleflag6518
      @mapleflag6518 3 роки тому +57

      That’s worse.. he can brainwash the children!!!

    • @bobbyvance4725
      @bobbyvance4725 3 роки тому +4

      Awesome ACRONYM

    • @user-mw7iw6bh5n
      @user-mw7iw6bh5n 3 роки тому +1

      😭

    • @kamj6607
      @kamj6607 3 роки тому +21

      yeah this guy is totally fit for office...

    • @firstconsul7286
      @firstconsul7286 3 роки тому +7

      Like I would want that man near one of my theoretical children

  • @mrmr_zoomie
    @mrmr_zoomie 3 роки тому +414

    “He’s like a kinder, gentler Mussolini.” -Max, Sam & Max: Save The World

    • @wizard_of_poz4413
      @wizard_of_poz4413 3 роки тому +16

      We could only ever wish we had a mussolini

    • @neithon467
      @neithon467 3 роки тому +8

      Mussolini could talk

    • @LongStar117
      @LongStar117 3 роки тому +4

      hes like that guy in high school no one liked

    • @spaz4087
      @spaz4087 3 роки тому

      This girl came up to me at a discotech and asked ahhh are you Mussolini I said yeah yeah I am and then she left over and butted me in the face and said that's for the invasion of Crete

    • @BSFilms1997
      @BSFilms1997 3 роки тому +1

      Am I old for remembering that line from Sam and Max: Abraham Lincoln Must Die!

  • @chrizdaman1267
    @chrizdaman1267 3 роки тому +140

    "Shall not be infringed" is extremely clear.

    • @justahyena8869
      @justahyena8869 3 роки тому +14

      There shouldn't be any restriction on what firearms law abiding citizens can own.

    • @chrizdaman1267
      @chrizdaman1267 3 роки тому +10

      @@justahyena8869 agree 100%

    • @cryamistellimek9184
      @cryamistellimek9184 3 роки тому +8

      It’s time to stop just saying it. Time to back it up.

    • @chrizdaman1267
      @chrizdaman1267 3 роки тому +4

      @@cryamistellimek9184 im ready when yal are

    • @mapleflag6518
      @mapleflag6518 3 роки тому

      @@justahyena8869 Well, within reason.

  • @fhjhji1307
    @fhjhji1307 3 роки тому +44

    The reason why he won’t define assault weapon is because if he does now he cant change what it means later

    • @PhunkyPharmacologist
      @PhunkyPharmacologist 3 роки тому +1

      He could still change it later and get away with it. I wouldn't be the slightest bit shocked.

  • @tiedyedbeard3439
    @tiedyedbeard3439 3 роки тому +182

    Brandon you forgot another National Embarrassment he's associated with.... The ATF.

    • @stuffzie8329
      @stuffzie8329 3 роки тому +5

      No no no. The AFT according to biden.

    • @jah-jahmarley513
      @jah-jahmarley513 3 роки тому +3

      @@stuffzie8329 Biden ‘The guy is the aft now you know’

  • @v.a.t.s9951
    @v.a.t.s9951 3 роки тому +274

    He looks like his real voice is actually a terrible Mickey Mouse impression, “hey kids, wanna come into my burning club house”

    • @wolverine9632
      @wolverine9632 3 роки тому +3

      It's a question!

    • @ndworker
      @ndworker 3 роки тому +3

      Chip needs to be investigated for everything he says if he is under oath.

    • @mymusicaccount1456
      @mymusicaccount1456 3 роки тому +1

      Search "TCAP Jeff Stacy" for the real Mickey mouse wackjob.

    • @ComotoseOnAnime
      @ComotoseOnAnime 3 роки тому

      He looks like Ron White if Ron White drank Mojitos instead of bourbon, smoked cigarillos instead of cigars, and burned children alive instead of making dead baby jokes.

  • @Alexanderw942
    @Alexanderw942 3 роки тому +179

    “Define an assault weapon”
    David chipman: “oh you… you know tha thing uhhhhh”

    • @MagnusTonitrum117
      @MagnusTonitrum117 3 роки тому +8

      the got damn uhhhh
      the uhhhhhh

    • @batsoup1349
      @batsoup1349 3 роки тому +3

      yeah that's uuuuhhhh
      yeah...

    • @hyrofoo
      @hyrofoo 3 роки тому +6

      it's the fucking uhhh. ummm...... yeah..

    • @operleutnant7235
      @operleutnant7235 3 роки тому +2

      Look, I am all pro-gun like the rest of you, but bruh, the confederate battle flag is kinda cringe.

    • @Batstard556
      @Batstard556 3 роки тому +1

      I Love guns, what I don't love is confederates. Change that flag, you dirty jhonny reb.

  • @DarthMirasshtar
    @DarthMirasshtar 3 роки тому +3

    The Iron Giant gets me to bawl like a child every time, even after all these years. fucking spectacular movie

  • @horridfuture3835
    @horridfuture3835 3 роки тому +222

    Chipman justifies everyone’s right to own whatever they hell they feel is necessary.

    • @farhan.naushad
      @farhan.naushad 3 роки тому +20

      He is the reason why 2nd amendment exists. He is the tyrant that the armed militia is supposed to fight.

    • @savagetuner2404
      @savagetuner2404 3 роки тому

      Him and a HipSlur

  • @JonasLangnes
    @JonasLangnes 3 роки тому +168

    Brandons AK chambered in 22. after chipman becomes diractor of the ATF: "I have a purpose!"

    • @joshuahumphries7743
      @joshuahumphries7743 3 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂 YES

    • @pashapasovski5860
      @pashapasovski5860 3 роки тому +1

      Isn't AK74 already 5.45

    • @joshuahumphries7743
      @joshuahumphries7743 3 роки тому +1

      @@pashapasovski5860 yes but this one we talking about is a conversion and also
      22 is mad smaller than 5-.45

    • @pashapasovski5860
      @pashapasovski5860 3 роки тому

      @@joshuahumphries7743 not by much, I am just too lazy to figure exactly tell if you know

    • @joshuahumphries7743
      @joshuahumphries7743 3 роки тому

      @@pashapasovski5860 diameter I believe are similar almost but 5.45 is much longer

  • @ZodiousE
    @ZodiousE 3 роки тому +173

    Anyone else thinking that the reason Biden called it "AFT" is because they were previously talking about calling it the "Anti Firearms Taskforce"

    • @summerfireking
      @summerfireking 3 роки тому +11

      They are really setting Biden up to be *not allowed on the internet to say*

    • @BulletMagnet1337
      @BulletMagnet1337 3 роки тому +12

      www.aft.org/ He technically nominated him for director of American Federation for Teachers...

    • @fixerupperer
      @fixerupperer 3 роки тому +6

      @@BulletMagnet1337 at least he likely has a neutral record in the education field as opposed to his negative record with the ATF

    • @BulletMagnet1337
      @BulletMagnet1337 3 роки тому +1

      @@fixerupperer Right? It's not like the poor teachers in the US can get it any worse... Wait... Oh no...

    • @mikehh8020
      @mikehh8020 3 роки тому

      No. With Biden’s observable history of incoherence, this was a mistake. He said it twice in this speech.

  • @pegglethon4553
    @pegglethon4553 3 роки тому +4

    I'm glad there was a VCR in my house when I was a kid so I was growing up still watching E.T and stuff like that. I fucking love iron giant.

  • @hunternelson3018
    @hunternelson3018 3 роки тому +326

    Nobody:
    Chipman: napalm sticks to kids

    • @tiagobelo4965
      @tiagobelo4965 3 роки тому +12

      "I know from experience!"

    • @gameandgamer1479
      @gameandgamer1479 3 роки тому +1

      Napalm sticks to all the children
      All the children of the world
      Red and yellow, black and white
      they're all the same when they ignite
      Napalm sticks to all the children of the world

  • @AlphaCarinae
    @AlphaCarinae 3 роки тому +377

    Damn, Brandon, you roasted Chipman harder than he roasted the Branch Davidians.

    • @MagnusTonitrum117
      @MagnusTonitrum117 3 роки тому +11

      that’s just- *spicy*

    • @tropicalpunch8590
      @tropicalpunch8590 3 роки тому +2

      not funny

    • @Язепс
      @Язепс 3 роки тому +38

      @@tropicalpunch8590 you're right, it's hilarious

    • @operleutnant7235
      @operleutnant7235 3 роки тому +6

      I mean, you are the CEO of hell, dark jokes would be part of that territory…

    • @drego5
      @drego5 3 роки тому +2

      Yup. Username checks out.

  • @duncankiritojones296
    @duncankiritojones296 3 роки тому +154

    we're just gonna ignore the fact Biden said "AFT" as in American Federation of Teachers and not the ATF?

    • @privacyfirst2790
      @privacyfirst2790 3 роки тому +28

      Dementia Jo only getting the letters in the wrong order is kinda big day for him. Be grateful he didn't say CIA.

    • @OffensiveJestr
      @OffensiveJestr 3 роки тому +22

      That would be great if that was legal and binding and they nominated him to the AFT.

    • @Bean41
      @Bean41 3 роки тому +2

      @@OffensiveJestr
      Oh noooo…
      No no no…
      Not that, definitely not that

    • @peterv1318
      @peterv1318 3 роки тому

      I was wondering if someone else heard that.

    • @proshredda91
      @proshredda91 3 роки тому

      I'm glad to know I'm not the only one that noticed that.

  • @brianbrooks9286
    @brianbrooks9286 2 роки тому

    Thanks for making me smile bro!

  • @afroghair6793
    @afroghair6793 3 роки тому +158

    Sorry Brandon, He doesn't need to "purge everybody in the ATF" that doesn't line up ideologically, it's already been done.

    • @TheRibbonRed
      @TheRibbonRed 3 роки тому +2

      Otherwise, we wouldn't have to worry about people like Chipman.

  • @runeklok
    @runeklok 3 роки тому +100

    "Capable of accepting a detachable magazine"
    Oh good, thought my 1919 was gonna get banned there for a second.

    • @elongated_musket6353
      @elongated_musket6353 3 роки тому +5

      what if i welded my svt-40s mag to the receiver. would it still be illegal?

    • @tallzombie12345
      @tallzombie12345 3 роки тому +8

      Thank god, I can still use my belt fed pistol.

    • @Onyex.
      @Onyex. 3 роки тому +5

      Not my mars automatic!

    • @csme07
      @csme07 3 роки тому +1

      @@elongated_musket6353 yes morally illegal

    • @favor4afavor823
      @favor4afavor823 3 роки тому +3

      I guess we're going belt-fed from now on!

  • @whydoyouneedtoknow3322
    @whydoyouneedtoknow3322 3 роки тому +118

    "Don't put anti gun people in charge of oversight of guns."
    The entire purpose of the AFT: determine what guns can be possessed and by whom.
    in·fringe
    /inˈfrinj/
    verb
    past tense: infringed; past participle: infringed
    actively break the terms of (a law, agreement, etc.).
    act so as to limit or undermine (something); encroach on.
    "his legal rights were being infringed"

  • @AceMcGhee
    @AceMcGhee 3 роки тому +35

    Chipman is the living embodiment of a weasel.. That's what i thought of the second I saw the clips from his hearing. The way he talks and the sound of his voice just all fit so well too.

    • @Felix-fy7ki
      @Felix-fy7ki 11 місяців тому

      Don't say such things. Weasels are cute little predators!

  • @Koronora
    @Koronora 3 роки тому +143

    Imagine if we got an pro-gun atf director. Oh boy that would be a dream.

    • @Bigdoghirohito
      @Bigdoghirohito 3 роки тому +27

      They’ll prolly fire them because it doesn’t fit they’re agenda

    • @RUSTYCHEVYTRUCK
      @RUSTYCHEVYTRUCK 3 роки тому +6

      That would be, it would never happen but it would be nice

    • @rkadi6540
      @rkadi6540 3 роки тому +24

      At first pretend to be anti gun person, get accepted, then be a pro gun person

    • @Bigdoghirohito
      @Bigdoghirohito 3 роки тому +10

      @@rkadi6540 holy shit dude you’re right

    • @cognitivedisability9864
      @cognitivedisability9864 3 роки тому +9

      Its like in my country they always nominate people with zero experience and interest in the military as the minister of war. Not that these positions actually mean anything other than creating more jobs for the political elite

  • @ZERO_42069
    @ZERO_42069 3 роки тому +74

    David: *sets kids on fire
    Also david: we did it Patrick, we saved the children

  • @williambeavis9929
    @williambeavis9929 3 роки тому +153

    I just cant get over the fact that theres a fucking image of him standing over the ruins over waco like he's a war hero.

    • @Dan-gs3kg
      @Dan-gs3kg 3 роки тому +1

      It's the Gov't's Eternal War against the Governed.

    • @gaffclant
      @gaffclant 3 роки тому +2

      bUt tHaTs nOt HiM

    • @johnharrison1573
      @johnharrison1573 3 роки тому +3

      He heroically killed some kids

    • @buzsalmon
      @buzsalmon 3 роки тому +1

      And don't forget the burned corpse in the same photo with Chipman.

    • @LongStar117
      @LongStar117 3 роки тому +1

      they called vietnam vets baby killers, but not chipman though

  • @ItsNiteNite
    @ItsNiteNite 3 роки тому +3

    That “fuck David chipman” video actually had me crying laughing. “I just wanted to hear it again” 🤣😂😭

  • @PantheraTigrisXIII
    @PantheraTigrisXIII 3 роки тому +180

    I love how Biden called it the "A.F.T."
    He's clearly not firing on all cylinders..

    • @josephsagotti8786
      @josephsagotti8786 3 роки тому +3

      no no no, he was right on that one.

    • @justme_gb
      @justme_gb 3 роки тому +16

      All F_cking Tyrants

    • @boxtank5288
      @boxtank5288 3 роки тому +9

      He never was, mix the fact he has no charisma with the NUMEROUS strokes he's had and suddenly we get a guy who couldn't be any more of a sock puppet for the Democrats than if he revealed Obama had a hand up Biden's wrinkly ass.

    • @TheDesertSpear
      @TheDesertSpear 3 роки тому

      Said it more than once too

    • @V_for_Vovin
      @V_for_Vovin 3 роки тому +1

      @@boxtank5288 Well, lots of strokes is an asset when you job is one big circle jerk

  • @witchhusband5447
    @witchhusband5447 3 роки тому +99

    For wanting to be the leader of the ATF, he sure does have a lot of child-sized skeletons in his closet

    • @obsmartin900
      @obsmartin900 3 роки тому

      Wym about that I don’t know shit abt David only that he’s trying to be the atf head

    • @ATankEnjoyer
      @ATankEnjoyer 3 роки тому +2

      @@obsmartin900 His involvement in the Waco siege, a siege in which over 20 children died suffocating or burning to death.

    • @obsmartin900
      @obsmartin900 3 роки тому

      @@ATankEnjoyer thanks bro but just abt some hours ago I watched the Waco stuff after this vid lmao

  • @desired5928
    @desired5928 3 роки тому +1

    >An assault weapon is a gun with a detachable magazine chambered in a caliber above .22
    Does this mean a .204 ruger AR-15 isn't an assault weapon?

  • @itsibeefs2997
    @itsibeefs2997 3 роки тому +391

    "Head of the AFT" god the jokes just write themselves

    • @UnfiItered
      @UnfiItered 3 роки тому +4

      I thought I was the only one who caught that.

    • @paulpetersen4503
      @paulpetersen4503 3 роки тому +2

      They change the name to Alkohol, Firearm and Tobacco since thy gonna crack down more on firearm. Its obvious

    • @en-men-lu-ana6870
      @en-men-lu-ana6870 3 роки тому +2

      @@paulpetersen4503 With that man, FAT (Firearms, Alchohol, Tabaco) is more accurate.

    • @jasiahmascarenas9387
      @jasiahmascarenas9387 3 роки тому +2

      dont want him in charge of the american federation of teachers either TBH

  • @Arch_Twisted
    @Arch_Twisted 3 роки тому +61

    2:00 The abridged version;
    "Well, how do you define assault weapon?"
    "Well, um... uh... I'm just gonna insert some talking-in-circles, evasion, double-speak and other stuff to avoid that question, while pretending I addressed it, without answering anything."
    "Well we got 35 seconds, answer the fkn question."

  • @daijudo
    @daijudo 3 роки тому +103

    Technically, any "weapon" that can be used to "assault" someone can be classed as an "assault weapon". Imo they will keep stretching the term to fit all guns and suit their narrative until the US has firearm laws like the UK does.

    • @tRiXMaddy
      @tRiXMaddy 3 роки тому +8

      Yep. Gonna be one hell of a civil war when they come after our shit though trying to ban everything

    • @V_for_Vovin
      @V_for_Vovin 3 роки тому +7

      It's a deliberate spin tactic that plays on ignorant people who cannot differentiate "assault rifle" from "assault weapon".

    • @vidard9863
      @vidard9863 3 роки тому +4

      Near as i can tell, he just defined an assault weapon as a semiauto, that accepts detachable magazines of caliber over .22. That would include a significant number of pistols.

    • @daijudo
      @daijudo 3 роки тому +2

      @@V_for_Vovin Imo the term "assault rifle" is equally as silly as "assault weapon", as technically, any "rifle" that can be used to "assault" someone can be classed as an "assault rifle".
      The anti 2A community chose the wrong phrase right from the start. They should have gone with something like "military grade rifle" as this would cover everything they want to ban, like all belt fed guns, .50 caliber rifles, sniper rifles, AR15, AK47 etc but would not include things like .22 rifles, hunting rifles etc. Then they could create special licences which allow exclusions (if they wanted) to allow civilians to own single shot/semi auto "military grade rifles" with magazines of no more than XYZ rounds, with a barrel length of XYZ etc and/or add any exclusions they wanted.
      If they went with "military grade weapon" It would cover everything from pistols, to rifles, shotguns, grenades, grenade launchers, flame throwers etc, to rockets, miniguns etc etc.

    • @daijudo
      @daijudo 3 роки тому +5

      @@vidard9863 Yeah pretty much. If he succeeds it will make 90% of firearms illegal. Which is their goal I guess.

  • @l.b8896
    @l.b8896 Місяць тому +2

    So, according to dingus over here, I could make a fully automatic .22 Hornet with all the accoutrements and it’d be cool?? Bet

  • @jackvernian7779
    @jackvernian7779 3 роки тому +254

    How many "tries" does chipman get? This sounds like "hold on, let's try this again and again until it works" kind of situation.

    • @Pro2A
      @Pro2A 3 роки тому +15

      Like Biden, 48 failed years later they make him president!

    • @wulfkriger3356
      @wulfkriger3356 3 роки тому

      @@Pro2A he didn't fall... He did EXACTLY what the elites wanted.

    • @scubasteve3032
      @scubasteve3032 3 роки тому +4

      The left chooses people like Chipman because he is compromised and incompetent. People like him who get these positions of power know that they have to do exactly what their overlords tell them or else. And, these type of people know that they must tow the leftist line because they stand little to no chance of making the same money in private industry.

    • @twilightparanormalresearch186
      @twilightparanormalresearch186 3 роки тому

      @@scubasteve3032 they want fall guys when shit goes wrong

    • @matthewjones39
      @matthewjones39 2 роки тому

      Real gun control has never been tried!

  • @Lt.Longshot
    @Lt.Longshot 3 роки тому +104

    When I saw the title, I thought we literally roasted him in a fire like what he did to those poor kids in Waco. Damn that was misleading.

    • @RealDavidChipman
      @RealDavidChipman 3 роки тому +21

      *My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.*

    • @CMTechnica
      @CMTechnica 3 роки тому +1

      @@RealDavidChipman yes

  • @kaiserwilhelmthesecond4144
    @kaiserwilhelmthesecond4144 3 роки тому +78

    This delay is no permanent thing, merely a tactic to encourage us to slacken our resolves. Catch your breath and KEEP FIGHTING

  • @DarthMirasshtar
    @DarthMirasshtar 3 роки тому +1

    that FPC ad is amazing. roflmao

  • @mtr2192
    @mtr2192 3 роки тому +54

    His stuttering alone when asked what an "assault weapon" is, is enough for Biden to choose him as the chosen one.

    • @outcast170
      @outcast170 3 роки тому +8

      They speak the same language. Lets just hope there is never an interview with both him and Biden together. They'd need Ozzy Osborn to come translate for clarity.

  • @samjackson-ni8qi
    @samjackson-ni8qi 3 роки тому +125

    He cannot give a definition of an assault weapon he has no business even being in that building talking to people who really care about this country

    • @fluph1
      @fluph1 3 роки тому +6

      Two things. The other guys doesn't give a shit about your country, he takes money and argues what he is told to argue.
      Chipman is a complete disgrace.

  • @robd.1469
    @robd.1469 3 роки тому +34

    Kennedy: How do you define "assault weapon?"
    Chipman: Umm umm stop assaulting me with words.

  • @AllSportsStations
    @AllSportsStations 3 роки тому +1

    @Brandon Herrera has been KILLING some weights over the past two years. Congrats man.

  • @nef36
    @nef36 3 роки тому +245

    "Larger than a .22"
    Listen, I would understand if he actually wanted to ban calibers above .22 if I was confident he knew what a .22 caliber was.

    • @ericferguson9989
      @ericferguson9989 3 роки тому +17

      Mp7 serms like a good option now.

    • @elongated_musket6353
      @elongated_musket6353 3 роки тому +11

      welp, there goes my Derringer

    • @diedefending420
      @diedefending420 3 роки тому +3

      How would you understand the banning of any guns? 🤔

    • @elongated_musket6353
      @elongated_musket6353 3 роки тому +2

      @@diedefending420 Could say the same for you

    • @diedefending420
      @diedefending420 3 роки тому +3

      @@elongated_musket6353 what?? 🤔 I've never said anything about banning any type of gun.

  • @NashiHeartSoulSpirit
    @NashiHeartSoulSpirit 3 роки тому +95

    "I misplaced my firearms in a cartel"
    should be on a shirt.

  • @fraggykobold6969
    @fraggykobold6969 3 роки тому +109

    "Define assault weapon"
    Chipman: *has a stroke on the mic*

    • @cody8014
      @cody8014 3 роки тому +2

      Ngl it physically hurt me to listen though that

    • @damienharbin242
      @damienharbin242 3 роки тому +1

      The best part was that his previous sentence was to say he wants to ban assault weapons. Then, he says that it’s up to congress to define assault weapons.
      “Literally anything y’all want to ban, I’m down.”

    • @Bromar_Tillo
      @Bromar_Tillo 3 роки тому

      Semi automatic, pistol grip, shoulder fired, magazine fed. It’s pretty simple answer I have been hearing for years from the tyrants. I have heard it so much this guy should have had no problems sticking to landing

  • @dthundergunb3115
    @dthundergunb3115 3 роки тому

    That David Chipman commercial meme LMAO!!!!! I'm still trying to regain my ability to breathe!!!!

  • @alcholicsaintsfan_
    @alcholicsaintsfan_ 3 роки тому +434

    did nobody hear Biden say “director of the AFT” bruh can’t even say ATF right

    • @kdrapertrucker
      @kdrapertrucker 3 роки тому +50

      Biden thinks he nominated him to head the American Federation of Teachers.

    • @unkono
      @unkono 3 роки тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @collinmclaren6608
      @collinmclaren6608 3 роки тому +25

      I still can't believe of all the dem candidates they had, HE was the one they ended up going with

    • @castlesbard1547
      @castlesbard1547 3 роки тому +14

      @@collinmclaren6608
      It's because Big Brother wanted a puppet.

    • @brandonabbott6225
      @brandonabbott6225 3 роки тому +5

      I was half expecting him to say SUV

  • @jakefoley9539
    @jakefoley9539 3 роки тому +395

    David Chipman seems like the kind of guy who takes his shirt off to pee.

    • @alexanderm3504
      @alexanderm3504 3 роки тому +55

      The type of guy to go into a public bathroom and pull his pants and underwear all the way down to piss in the pee stalls

    • @ianharper1189
      @ianharper1189 3 роки тому +3

      🤣🤣

    • @onewingedangelsephiroth1561
      @onewingedangelsephiroth1561 3 роки тому +18

      No he sits down to pee. Mainly because his tiny Tic Tac is too unwieldy and unpredictable to pee standing up 😆🤣

    • @HyperLethal0100
      @HyperLethal0100 3 роки тому +2

      That’s real? Lol what the fuck

    • @mapleflag6518
      @mapleflag6518 3 роки тому

      Uh…

  • @afinoxi
    @afinoxi 3 роки тому +33

    Chipman : Guns over .22 are illegal
    Companies : **designs an extremely powerful .177 cartridge**
    Chipman : Wait , that's legal ?

    • @calvingreene90
      @calvingreene90 3 роки тому +1

      22 Hornet anyone.

    • @liammeech3702
      @liammeech3702 3 роки тому

      @@calvingreene90 not rimfire though

    • @YourTechpriest
      @YourTechpriest 3 роки тому +1

      .22 TCM, nearly the power of 9mm, but still a ".22"

    • @calvingreene90
      @calvingreene90 3 роки тому

      @@liammeech3702
      The Constitution hating control freak didn't say rimfire.

    • @gjkorfinhays
      @gjkorfinhays 3 роки тому

      Time to make an AR in .204 Ruger 🤔

  • @williamalbers417
    @williamalbers417 2 роки тому

    "...I heard you the first time, I just wanted to hear it again." LMAO!!!!!!