Amish Culture Is Absolutely Fascinating. Dry Bar Comedy
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- Опубліковано 10 вер 2024
- Everything you want to know about the Amish probably won't be covered in this Dry Bar Comedy compilation, but you will hear some funny stories about experiences Dry Bar Comedians have had with Amish people. Whether you're someone who is really into Amish reality TV show's, or you're just someone who has always been curious about Amish culture this Dry Bar Comedy compilation is full of Amish jokes that will have you laughing from beginning to end.
Comedians featured in this compilation include: Joe Deuce, Bryan Cork, Josh Sneed, Michael Joiner, Chris Voth, Josh Novey, Milt Abel, Mark Evans, Russ Nagel, Brad Stine.
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Cannot wait for "As The Butter Churns"
That would be awesomely funny...
It's a lot less exciting than you'd think...
"Jebediah watched as Rebecca hung out her unmentionables on the laundry line. She noticed the sinful look in his eyes, and ran inside to tell her father. Her father did not hesitate to inform Reverend Stoltzfus, who immediately convened the council of excommunication to shun Jebediah from the community, as he was charged with being possessed by the devil
@@dunkelmonkey But that night, sitting at the old wooden table her father made with his own two hands, Rebecca couldn't help but to wonder what it was that kept Jebediah looking at her. They grew up together, they played together, they learned to ride horse together, even change a wheel on a buggy, yet now he seems like an outsider with that lustful look in his eyes. Rebecca picked up the candle and walked over to where her mom was sitting in front of the hearth patching a quilt. "Mother, why did Jebediah look at me differently?"
My mom lives in Amish Country. It is the most amazing escape with the best apple donuts and cheeses, and most well-behaved, polite children (and adults) you'd ever meet. I love walking barefoot down the roads. Then, I moved across the country, I miss it there sometimes...
i live in amish country. they arent as great as they want people to think.
The 1st guy's hilarious the carpet square got me lol 😂😂
The first guy was funny enough to make up for the rest of them.
I agree
True
Ugh yes true... Cringy all the remaining thirst
This fool pulled out a carpet square🤣🤣🤣🎉
dead🤣🤣🤣
hey don't knock it until you try it 😂💀
I live in Lancaster, Pennsylvania - heart of Amish Country - and believe me, Amish culture is not as fascinating as you'd think
Same here in Wisconsin......
Can you give us examples of what it's like?
@@emiliadavis8247 I guess what I mean is that they're just people, and I don't understand why people travel from miles and miles away to gawk at them like they are zoo animals
@@dunkelmonkey I see your point. I think it's just the uniqueness of their whole way of life, that fascinates many of us.
Carpet static instead of one taser. 😂
I live not too far from an Amish community. Back when I worked at the local Walmart, I will never ever forget the spring day I was sitting out front on my 15 enjoying a snack. I saw, in that parking lot, with my own 2 eyeballs, a horse and buggy with a FULL amish family in it leaving. It’s the only time I’ve ever seen one around here but that tells me they’re around
Lol I see with my own two eyeballs the Amish going up and down the street that parallels my street. There's a community about 5 mi or so away. Sometimes On the weekends me and my husband get up early to go out to the market to buy their fresh produce. You have to get there really early because there is always a line a mile long waiting to get in and buy up all their good stuff.
I used to go this college called ferdonia and they had an Amish community. I also saw them at Walmart and was so confused.
The dude has his own Bonnet straps I'm surprised he didn't use them for the joke
I would love to see a video where The Amish debunk myths about themselves
Being on video isn’t very Amish 🤣
@@Love_Crafts_HP I know 😫 maybe someone can interview them and make the video 😌
As an almost 30 year old Amish lady i have debunked myths in the comment section of a video. My comment promptly got removed by the person who posted the video. The general public enjoys hearing jokes and myths about the Amish but dislikes hearing the truth
There are no myths, all true.
@@dorislambright4810 that’s so unfortunate! I’d really like to learn more about the from the people in the community not observers
The classic Amish at Best Buy joke 🥱
Officer Ezekiel🤣🤣🤣🤣
Turning the lights on and off! 😹
Joe Deuce was Brilliant. 🤣🤣
Amish romance.
He's not joking.
I have seen those.
😂😂😂😂
AS THE BUTTER CHURNS!!!!
Love Amish jokes😂‼️
I went to a 1 room Amish school from first to sixth grade
Joe Deuce had me in stiches! ^____^
I grew up with the. Amish in Lancaster co Pa.
Me too. Mom was raised Amish in Lancaster PA.
The Amish makes good apple butter, so delicious.
I hear that! My Mennonite great grandmother made the best Apple butter.....those are my favorite memories with her.
@@dc9631 Aw....
That was hilarious! Love these compilations! Tks!
carpet square rubbing his feet lmfao very bright.
Uh uh! This man is too funny! Carpet squares 😝😂😝😂
"Amish Gone Wild" for the win!! That first guy took me out! 😂😂
Wet shawl contest...🤣
This made me think of "Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise.
Patient, kind, dresses modestly, hard working, good with kids... I mean it's either Amish or Mormon, right Utah?
Basically preaching to the choir and they’re all laughing at themselves 🫣
No. Mormons aren't all kind, patient or hard working.
I think that the whole world could benefit by practicing Amish ways. Just think: less hate, more tolerance, more love and caring for others, everyone believing in God, and maybe even eliminate war. Simple times. Now, I know this is far-fetched because there are other religions, everyone is different, and there is just so much greed/money/power trips going on that some people do not want to change their lives. I was born in Ohio, (about 40 miles south of Toledo) and I remember on some country back road (I was visiting my hometown and looking for an old cemetery that was in that area) and I saw a buggy pulled over and the man was checking a wheel. The woman was sitting on the seat, patiently waiting. I thought it was the most charming thing I'd ever seen. I did not have a cell phone (this was mid to late '80s) but I did stop and asked the man if they needed some help. He said no that he was able to fix the wheel with what he had. But there was just such a calm about both of them that I found fascinating, and he told me that God would bless me for being so kind to them! Beautiful people, skilled, frugal, gentle and definitely Gods children!
The carpet square joke!!! ROFLMAO!
The thing about "plain folk" is that there are so many different kinds. We have some here who only use horse and buggy, others allow themselves to be driven, and some (often times women) drive themselves. I will never forget seeing two younger ones (I'm horrible at guessing ages but late teens?) buying neon thongs from Walmart.
Amish bodice rippers as I call them. My wife reads those books. It’s a real thing.
Yeah, it's real. I googled -- and most of the first 10 images had loose bonnet straps!! 😂😂😂
Kentucky Derby=Amish NASCAR
"Which means there's a whole Amish industry that I need to be getting into as a businessman." BAHAHHAA THIS GUY
The Loom one, LoL 😂🤣🤣!
"woo woop!"
Same joke as Eddie Murphy about San Francisco in RAW. Still funny.
I have a lot of respect for the Amish community. They're all sustainable ppl who we should take notes from them. They don't bow to Government. They're beliefs maybe unacceptable to the world but they're right not to. Whosoever is friends with the world are enemies of God.
Except that it has come to light there is rampant sexual abuse and incest. The female assault victims are shunned when they get pregnant.
Omfg! I want to hear more from the first man! Funny as heller!
Amish girls gone wild So much Ankle
This first guy is Joe Deuce!! He’s from my area!! Go Joe!!!
"No, you hang up." Hilarious 8:05
If I was being asked to pull over by an Amish Cop. I would slow down and yell out the window "Catch me if you can Ishmael!". Then take off.
Because you know they wouldn't have a radio what are they going to tie a message to a carrier pigeon and hope it gets to a police station before I leave their jurisdiction?
LOL! You are one witty person 😂😂
@@kathrynmast916 Thank you. I appreciate that. Have a good rest of the week.
lol he's got 1 horse power😂
You got "9" likes for that AND 2 supporting responses???🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 That sounds like something 2 4-year-old boys would say after they had overheard a joke between 2 adults but didn't understand that they were being "jokesters"...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂 this is hilarious!!!
Aren't their vehicles often "sulkies/ys?" Yes, I'm standin up for proper Amish nomenclature, 🤣🤣🤣. Yes, I'm high as a Georgia pine.
So good.
Joe Duece is a funny man!
Officer Ezekiel!!!!
Just wish I could have American land regions like them and not fight a war for the government because of their beliefs. They get exemption but descendants of slaves lost their promised lands. Appearing poor BUT THE AMISH ARE FILTHY RICH. And sex... has to always be on their minds because they have a squad of children. 5 has got to be the minimum. Basically separatists. Maybe 1 of 2 groups in America that gets to have that kind of set up. If I'm wrong correct me
Bravo!!!!
You can tell comedians borrow from other comedians - I heard 2 AMISH BEST BUY lines...
Thanks.. I needed to laugh.
Very entertaining 👍
I've got a colleague who writes Amish romance novels, and apparently, she's one of the most well known.
Who'da thunk it?
These guys better watch out for the Amish mafia. They might put a hit on them
Make his Barn Fall
Lol your sarcasm is appreciated
Funny 🤣🤣
Raytown Mizzoura..was just there last week
funny episode
I lived around the Amish all my life you would surprised what them Amish girls do
Check out Sarasota where they live like everyone else.
I live in Sarasota, and come from Amish- most of my relatives are Amish. They can be some of the most hypocritical people you will ever meet. These are people who will not put a phone in their house, but you see the men walking around with cell phones (not the women). They can't own a car, but give one person a ride once, and you will have the whole community hounding you for rides everywhere - and you have to ask them for gas money, they never give it voluntarily.
Funny person!😄
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1st guy🙂
You have GOT to listen to The Electric Amish is you enjoy Amish humor.
Josh Sneed ftw
won gold mdal had it bronzed😊🤣😊✌☺
Brad Stine🤗🥳
The Amish novel thing is true
The only thing that would have made that taser joke funnier would be if he pretended to roll up his power window while cutting the officer a look, lOl. And an interpretation of the officer getting mad at him using his technology that the Amish denies as he drives off laughing.
Amish are very wealthy so yeah don't assume they are poor souls. I live around Amish and Mennonites and one family I know earns at least 1,000 up to and beyond 3,000 grand a day selling produce and baked goods. Also flowers and crafts. They own land worth between one million and up. They pay anywhere from 10,000 to 70,000 for a buggy horse. Amish are also a sect that broke away from Mennonites. And Amish will pay people to drive them to job's starting at $20.00 an hour. Don't be so quick to judge.
You deleted my “send clotheds“ Amish joke comment?
Pretty much all of the reality TV shows are completely inaccurate. I grew up in Amish country and have a large extended family that is Amish. I have mixed reviews of the novels.
The Amish life is the biggest lie ever told .
Tell us why they are the biggest lie ever told
@@emiliadavis8247
Spend a year indepthly studying them and your eyes will open.
But here's a hint ;
They claim ;
1-The mens hair cut & facial hair cut style is to keep them from vanity .
Yet ;
Its actually vanity in itself .
Which happens to be a direct hypocrisy , completely against Gods word.
2- If your duties are milking the goats & selling the goats milk ( as an example ) then the money goes to the high elder .
The high elder returns to you an allowance for which you may spend at say McDonald's if you wish ( which is better known biblically as glutening , which is against Gods word ) .
That money is then laundered through the Church because U.S. Tax laws have a Tax Shield for Churches , only the pastor/ preacher is liable for taxes based on what they pay themself /are paid .
Yet they claim they pay taxes like everybody else , no they don't .
If they did then they wouldn't continuously run around buying $250K farms as fast as they do , around 5 years on average is when they move around .
They don't pay Taxes like Americans are held accountable for , period .
3-They freely change their baseline rules at will .
For example , they may not have flowers around their home as this is vanity .
Yet they bypass biblical rule as long as its inline with business .( this one is on a UA-cam Amish tour ) .
Again , hypocrisy of convenience .
Another example is they're not to have computers unless its for business yet you'll find the Yoders on facebook & if you sit back and follow them , you'd see they curse worse than sailors .
Sorry , the bible doesn't permit this at all.
I can continue for a long time on ....
But they're literally just as any other typical hypocritical Christian or Catholic that gets drunk all week and goes to confession on Sunday ( Which is well documented for not being the Sabbath ) and getting their hail Mary's of forgiveness .
Yet , Americans are mystified by them and their way of life and portrayal of being the most religious of any Christians in America .
Their grouping name is hailed by many .
Their clothing is even chosen which has built their "Brand" and again , vanity ... Which is the marketing technique for all their products they sell .
They are not any different from any American , not one bit .
We use to think the world of them until we researched their rules & paid attention to what they are actually doing .
The Mennonites are an interesting hypocrisy as well.
There's a tour on UA-cam where the elder claims the Govt. Just randomly sent them those Covid Checks without them asking but that's not true .
You had to either free form tax file , be an S.S.I. / S.S.recipient or be on welfare to qualify to receive ...then submit a bank account or request a pre-paid debit on the first one . Big half million dollar farm in ohio ...
They're all Big Fat Liars .
@@dannyandrose Wow!! That's wild. Yes you're right abt the Catholics as I was one for many years. They buy farms for that cost!?!? Darn. So sad they would think having flowers is vanity, huh?! God created sooooo many beautiful varieties, as the same with animals. All of nature is amazing. And they cuss like that?!? What's their belief about Jesus? I don't think they know Him like born again Christians do? They believe more in rules and regulations. Thank you for responding with several facts about them!
@@emiliadavis8247
Its not that they find the flowers to be of "Vanity" , its Gods d descriptors of "Vanity" . to have dandelions in your yard isnt the "Vanity" issue , Gods natural placements of wild foragers such as Gods little "Planters" , Squirrels which forget where they place their winter stash isn't a "Vanity" .
However , when one creates designs in front of their home or business in the perfect sculpt is , because it goes against nature & once one goes against Gods Nature then the person is same as saying Gods work wasn't good enough , this can be instantly related in a direct metaphor of having a nose job or any other personal cosmetically chosen surgery . This is "Vanity" .
Their bible beliefs are more so Old Testament except for pick & choose New Testament .
But officially they fall under ; AnaBaptists or Closest to Protestant Christians .
Essentially , they still just fall under another Christian Denomination which is why they're absolutely no different than any other Christian or Catholic , as all 4 are complete hypocrites , every last one .
There's an Ex-Amish Professor ( actual Prof. , not a UA-cam Grad.) On UA-cam that covers in extreme detail their rules they're suppose to follow according to their religious beliefs .
There's somewhere around 2-300k of them ( nobody knows exact numbers ) and we dealt with & learned from a small portion , around 50-100 of them in our area which hailed from Ohio , partly Yoders , partly Miller's & Swartzentroopers , all 100% hypocrites ....
Ohh... And their "Rules" are based on the Bible ... They don't make them up , they just pick & choose ..
@@dannyandrose There are a lot of sincere Christians in the world, as well as the ones who are hypocrites. And as far as the Amish, people want a relationship with Jesus, not a list of dos and donts. This could cause people to become hypocrites, having a desire to break free from all of that.
Thumbs up is off!
Does anyone else want to make a weird nature documentary here we see Homo sapien in its natural habitat this is long forgotten footage of the species before they went extinct millions of years ago we were able to match their language perfectly but only one of their languages we were able to do perfectly that was their language of American English he we see humans in their natural habitat the house
Most of these jokes are so electric. 🙄. Hate the ageist one - Rust Nagal 👎🏾
Actually Amish carry cash...
No such thing as an amish cop, amish have no need for government
We get that. Most jokes aren't based on truth. . . .
To the one from Cincinnati... wow! Never have I enjoyed a comic less. your delivery about Amish people is entirely ugly, hateful and DISRESPECTFUL!
You owe them an apology[
Luckily, they'll never know
#1
Some were funny, several were not.
#2
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You are so disrespectful.
Very rude and discriminating
Right? That's exactly how people see when they look at your face, so please, just cover it up with a paper bag kayy?