“My Brain Is Like a Radio DJ Who Does Not Take Requests” - Emily Heller - Full Special

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  • Emily Heller talks about growing up as a weirdo, “Frasier” and failing to get her brain to shut up.
    Original airdate: September 23, 2016
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  • @cosmicsciencewitholiver7328
    @cosmicsciencewitholiver7328 Рік тому +35

    The part about being happily single was hilarious and so true! I rarely miss being in a relationship 🎉

    • @keriannmeyers1171
      @keriannmeyers1171 Рік тому +1

      I felt the same! My fiance died before our wedding 2 years ago and while I miss the hell out of him, being single (well... with a 4yo) has benefits. I can LITERALLY do anything I want whenever I want! I can sew Edwardian clothing for my son and I and walk all over town with a parasol and not give a rats ass what anyone thinks about it (and I'm going to go out on a limb and say that men have not proved to be attracted to this; their loss.) Sadly there isn't much I can do about that first verse of mambo no 5, but hey what are you gonna do?😂

  • @tracey7093
    @tracey7093 Рік тому +5

    EMILY'S GARDEN SHOW IS MY FAVORITE THING EVER

  • @AdamTheRaptor
    @AdamTheRaptor Рік тому +37

    Ok, talking about being single, when she said "I think I'm THE ONE..." I was cackling... the audience dropped the ball on that one 🤣🤣🤣

    • @aazhie
      @aazhie Рік тому +2

      Yes, that was cute and hilarious

    • @bukibukurije1
      @bukibukurije1 Рік тому

      😅😅😅😅😅😅

  • @bevodonnell1191
    @bevodonnell1191 Рік тому +53

    Sooooo relatable, all the way through. I absolutely love this woman I've never seen before. My brain is also a shitty DJ.

    • @aislynnmari
      @aislynnmari Рік тому +1

      I dunno if she's diagnosed but she's describing afab-autism 🤔
      Love her, absolutely great set 😂!

    • @ChocolatePheonix
      @ChocolatePheonix Рік тому

      Same

  • @hayleighjohnson1361
    @hayleighjohnson1361 Рік тому +3

    “I’m watching Frazier”😂

  • @Booshkaboosh
    @Booshkaboosh Рік тому +7

    Incredible. Emily you are 100

  • @__jadedmuse__
    @__jadedmuse__ Рік тому +10

    She’s incredibly funny! 🏆🏆🏆

  • @SakeKaama
    @SakeKaama Рік тому +12

    That was relatable and funny. Great job!

  • @kufitop
    @kufitop Рік тому +3

    This was time sooo well spent! She's my kinda people. ❤

  • @sycofya1677
    @sycofya1677 Рік тому +18

    The imaginary arguments live in my head 😂😭💀 i thought i was the only who did that

    • @neen42
      @neen42 Рік тому +1

      Definitely not 🙂

  • @chrissalem3747
    @chrissalem3747 7 місяців тому

    The most relatable thing she said was talking about being at home watching frasier. 😂😂😂 Facts.

  • @markwhitman9542
    @markwhitman9542 Рік тому +53

    She's deadpan adorable! Her riff on being single is funny and so true: the paired off are often goofily insufferable and totally unaware of it...

    • @miiasiin
      @miiasiin Рік тому

      they definitely have a weird premise going on :) now, pairs with children, adding a notch! :D

    • @miiasiin
      @miiasiin Рік тому

      @Godsabitch single != sleeping alone at night, you poor judgemental jackass :)

  • @tn1274
    @tn1274 8 місяців тому

    The bit about Spazzy weirdo vs nerds is hilariously accurate as a person with OCD who took all AP classes in high school.

  • @BRawsWife
    @BRawsWife Рік тому +10

    Very funny set - laughed out loud several times

  • @LS-sg8rb
    @LS-sg8rb Рік тому +2

    The oregano necklace made me laugh to tears. What a fun kid.

  • @gemini_hofa5341
    @gemini_hofa5341 Рік тому +2

    Spot on with the being single bit. My friends are always after me! Lol

  • @JuaniqueVerde
    @JuaniqueVerde 2 місяці тому

    The last joke was my fave lol😂😂😂😂

  • @gabrielmaroto18
    @gabrielmaroto18 10 місяців тому +2

    I thought I was the only one who wrote rap lyrics! Lol

  • @O-Slice
    @O-Slice Рік тому +4

    Really enjoyed her set

  • @user-gl2ps6ui8p
    @user-gl2ps6ui8p Рік тому +5

    She’s so funny!

  • @SpaceyD
    @SpaceyD Рік тому +7

    I love Emily! So so funny 😁

  • @keriannmeyers1171
    @keriannmeyers1171 Рік тому +2

    Holy CRAP. It's like all my thoughts and memories from high school on bounced into her brain so she could share them with an audience!

  • @jennyjax2471
    @jennyjax2471 Рік тому +1

    creator of Emily's Garden Show!!! THE BEST

  • @NoaLives79
    @NoaLives79 Рік тому +1

    Yessssssss!!! Thank you Emily. That was on point, and I thoroughly enjoyed it as well as LOLed more than once. I actually guessed the Frasier punchline before you got to it, but it still made me laugh. Well done, sister!!! 🏆

  • @LycanLink
    @LycanLink Рік тому +29

    Gosh, I love her. So funny, so relatable, so out of my league. 🤣

  • @bho_oho5734
    @bho_oho5734 Рік тому +17

    One of the best comedians I've ever seen online, periodt. I've only been able to seem many amazing comics on UA-cam and similar formats. This person got me laughing so hard, I nearly fell out of my chair. Awesome jokes and great delivery. 👍 HOPE YOU GET SUPER FAMOUS AND RICH!

  • @angieglover159
    @angieglover159 Рік тому +1

    She was so funny right from the beginning. Love it

  • @amazinggrace5692
    @amazinggrace5692 Рік тому +17

    Super funny and relatable. At least for me, but the I’m basically her. 💕🐝🇺🇸

  • @PanOhChocolate
    @PanOhChocolate Рік тому +5

    Awesome show! Great job!

  • @robert3758
    @robert3758 9 місяців тому

    Omfg that ending was savage

  • @JuaniqueVerde
    @JuaniqueVerde 2 місяці тому

    I LOVE her sweater!!!! 😍😍😍😍😍

  • @Lisa_5591
    @Lisa_5591 Рік тому +1

    So hilarious and relatable!😂😂😂😂❤

  • @oommdtube
    @oommdtube Рік тому +6

    Wow , best female comic ive heard in a long time , so fresh to hear calm paced delivery , outstanding !!!!!

  • @Cheskaz
    @Cheskaz 4 місяці тому

    Emily Heller is hilarious!

  • @hunterkea203
    @hunterkea203 Рік тому +2

    Yoooooo i love your podcast Baby Geniuses!!!!!

  • @jeanmont
    @jeanmont Рік тому

    Great set!

  • @ECLECTICNOW
    @ECLECTICNOW Рік тому

    That Mambo Number 5 joke is right on the money 😂

  • @devikwolf
    @devikwolf Рік тому

    One of these days, Lou Bega will release Mambo Number 6, and unlock the gates of Hell itself

  • @stevensprunger3422
    @stevensprunger3422 Рік тому +2

    I know your mom and that’s an incredible exact impression of her

  • @freeshrugs63
    @freeshrugs63 Рік тому

    She's so very very good!

  • @deborahmichele
    @deborahmichele Рік тому +12

    Great set! I've never heard of this comedian before, but she was very funny and relatable!

  • @planetsophia
    @planetsophia Рік тому

    girl you are sooo funny lmao

  • @TheOldHippiebilly
    @TheOldHippiebilly Рік тому +2

    I'd much rather be alone and wishing I was with someone than with someone and wishing I was alone.

  • @jfrsnjhnsn
    @jfrsnjhnsn Рік тому

    Great set :)

  • @donhalphin9666
    @donhalphin9666 Рік тому +3

    She’s funny

  • @pamd4068
    @pamd4068 Рік тому +5

    Love her.

  • @lumas69
    @lumas69 Рік тому +1

    Very funny!!

  • @loveisbakedbri
    @loveisbakedbri Рік тому +4

    i love this set!!! YOU ROCK, EMILY!

  • @paultravis3249
    @paultravis3249 Рік тому

    Emily, you are a beautiful treasure and are worth waiting for. I hope you will find what makes you happy regardless what happens.

  • @bevodonnell1191
    @bevodonnell1191 Рік тому +5

    And the imaginary arguments. And miserable relationships. Compromise, highs and lows. Omigod. I'm going to find everything I can on this comedian.

  • @SadhviJenn
    @SadhviJenn Рік тому +3

    That was funny. :)

  • @Br0nto5aurus
    @Br0nto5aurus Рік тому +3

    People in bad relationships trying to convince single people to get in relationships sound a lot like people who complain about their kids all the time trying to convince child free people that kids are great.
    They're like, "Hey, sorry I'm late, it's hard to get out of the house with the kids. I'm so tired, I don't think I've slept for more than 4 consecutive hours since Oldest was born. Sorry we can't do that trip next week, the kids have school events. We haven't had much spending money since Youngest was born, anyway, so we couldn't go either way."
    And then when they find out someone doesn't want kids, they're like, "How can you not want kids? Our kids are so great. You'll never know what love is. Your life will never be whole."

  • @AK.40.JHONNY
    @AK.40.JHONNY Рік тому +10

    She smart funny, thats funny.

  • @rhiannablumberg4803
    @rhiannablumberg4803 Рік тому +6

    Great set so funny!!!!

  • @keenenp1997
    @keenenp1997 Рік тому +3

    Hilarious

  • @chrissalem3747
    @chrissalem3747 7 місяців тому

    That was my mom when she taught our dog lola to sit. Turned out she wasnt crazy, but it took five minutes of that and then her calling me back into the room 45 minutes later and holding treats hostage... But lola sat indeed.

  • @OBSDetroit
    @OBSDetroit Рік тому +2

    “Multiple counties” 😂

  • @micheleboris2851
    @micheleboris2851 Рік тому +4

    Love her! She got shorted by that audience, though 🌹

  • @brianburkart
    @brianburkart Рік тому

    Spazzy Weirdos Unite! Hey another bay area kid too 🎉

  • @Psychol-Snooper
    @Psychol-Snooper Рік тому +2

    Guys... she's married now. XD

  • @chazzersized
    @chazzersized Рік тому +3

    Did she just hit hip hop with a Karen ray?

  • @stevensprunger3422
    @stevensprunger3422 Рік тому +1

    So John Cage has a piece called 4.55 which is 4.55 minutes of silence avant-garde piece and also John Lennon did a cover of that same piece

  • @rpa830
    @rpa830 11 місяців тому

    what a way to close a set!

  • @mattjames8350
    @mattjames8350 Рік тому +1

    pretty durn
    good

  • @jessicasager72
    @jessicasager72 Рік тому

    That last bit is going in the preloaded jaw clip for future truth spit

  • @BlackStar-hy1iy
    @BlackStar-hy1iy Рік тому +2

    I am curious

  • @roses2ndborn
    @roses2ndborn Рік тому +1

    😂😂😂

  • @dorian4404
    @dorian4404 Рік тому +5

    Great set ! Love her stuff

  • @chyannehainstock7842
    @chyannehainstock7842 Рік тому +1

    Original Spice Girl ❤

  • @BairMendoza
    @BairMendoza Рік тому +21

    I’m a contortionist and this is so helpful to send my new students to help them understand how and why stretching works! 💯🤸‍♂️👍🏼

    • @fireinateacup89
      @fireinateacup89 Рік тому +4

      Wow, talk about a unique career!

    • @groovydancefairy
      @groovydancefairy Рік тому +6

      Are you Emily's ex?

    • @nicoleelston6987
      @nicoleelston6987 Рік тому +3

      What does this mean

    • @BairMendoza
      @BairMendoza Рік тому +13

      @@nicoleelston6987 I was commenting on a video explaining how the brain reacts to stretching and it somehow posted on the next video instead and I’m leaving it here because the comments are hilarious so far. 🙈👽😂

    • @Marissa_J
      @Marissa_J Рік тому +1

      ​@@BairMendoza
      Legend 🔥

  • @MsZephyra
    @MsZephyra Рік тому +9

    Started off slow but after the first few minutes, got better and better!

  • @stevensprunger3422
    @stevensprunger3422 Рік тому +1

    So if you’re single for a while try marrying yourself

  • @Gamer_Mama_0611
    @Gamer_Mama_0611 Рік тому

    19:18 is not something Samantha from Sex & the City would have said. That's something Charlotte would have whispered or something Carrie would have shrugged saying. Samantha would have retorted that they voted for him because he's hot. Samantha wasn't the conservative one, she was actually more liberal.

  • @zizinnnn
    @zizinnnn Рік тому +1

    fraiser is great! also she’d get along well with taylor tomlinson i think❤🎉😂

    • @mailesmith168
      @mailesmith168 Рік тому

      Yes but wouldn’t they each want to retreat to their separate caves before long? No shade to either of them…. introverts know how it is

  • @sonortubelug3853
    @sonortubelug3853 Рік тому +2

    God, I miss Norm.

  • @dreamulator
    @dreamulator Рік тому +6

    she's hilarious

  • @Breakable_Pencil
    @Breakable_Pencil Рік тому

    This crowd was giving nowhere near enough energy! She was fkn great

  • @yogachick1955
    @yogachick1955 Рік тому +3

    !So funny

  • @tonightwerideee
    @tonightwerideee Рік тому +3

    What a pro

  • @nmarrs8539
    @nmarrs8539 Рік тому +1

    I was nerd loner.

  • @zenclover8468
    @zenclover8468 Рік тому +10

    Ive already heard it. Its a really great bit, in my opinion her best work. But its tough cause comedians normally write for other things and dont just do stand up so maybe there's other credits to her name i dont knoe about

  • @Nevermore3.14
    @Nevermore3.14 Рік тому

    Her maiden name is stoned.

  • @ATRTAP
    @ATRTAP Рік тому +5

    Her energy and style are perfectly suited for retirement communities!

  • @allisonjohns4623
    @allisonjohns4623 Рік тому

    This was the most white woman set ive ever heard but im still here for it lol

  • @wayneasiam65
    @wayneasiam65 Рік тому

    Magic shows are unsettling. I don't like my mind and sensibilities messed with.

  • @xeropunt5749
    @xeropunt5749 Рік тому +1

    3 min & I’m out. bless her soul.

  • @Averagesasquatch
    @Averagesasquatch Рік тому

    It's nice to see a female comedian do jokes about someone other than sex. Not that she shyes away from it, and not that I don't enjoy raunchy comedy from women or anyone, but it's nice to see something different. I'm always thinking "hey women, you're people too, not just a collection of sex organs". An envelope can only be pushed so far before it's just normal. Good to see something different. And not crowd work. Which can be funny but I prefer to see something that took some thought.

  • @A.H.C.
    @A.H.C. Рік тому

    Turns out we listen to the same station. Sadly, not the hip hop one, but ADHD with DJ Brain. Been trying to change the channel for decades, but the radio is broken. 😅😢

  • @ricfig207
    @ricfig207 Рік тому +1

    Mostly entertaining bad closer

  • @johnwarden3962
    @johnwarden3962 Рік тому

    This girl is dryer than the Sahara

  • @samanthabloom9811
    @samanthabloom9811 Рік тому +1

    Hellen Keller

  • @sourcetosoul9470
    @sourcetosoul9470 Рік тому +1

    @bairmandoza I laughed because I thought you meant that our jaws need stretching as this set was pretty boring for me.

  • @latoniasmith2401
    @latoniasmith2401 Рік тому

    I Keep waiting for the funny part.

  • @JohnSmith-cc3ud
    @JohnSmith-cc3ud Рік тому +5

    Meg from family guy.

  • @marksether2678
    @marksether2678 Рік тому +3

    Meh..

  • @IsabelBathory
    @IsabelBathory Рік тому +1

    Not for me, I guess.

  • @MrSpunkyflunky
    @MrSpunkyflunky Рік тому +1

    Timeless Frasier material. Bleh

    • @MrSpunkyflunky
      @MrSpunkyflunky Рік тому +1

      Okay this is mainly early 2010 material, not worth watching today

  • @obiwan-in-a-pudding2909
    @obiwan-in-a-pudding2909 Рік тому

    Meh...

  • @Liz-in8lu
    @Liz-in8lu Рік тому

    Could only take 2 minutes of her. Terrible first joke

  • @user-ii1uf7tx8l
    @user-ii1uf7tx8l Рік тому +8

    Ummm is this comedy?

    • @Quadrupliplex
      @Quadrupliplex Рік тому +2

      lol, pretty rough.

    • @petrify4814
      @petrify4814 Рік тому +7

      Yes. You can tell because she's saying things and people are laughing. If it's not your type of comedy, move on.