I felt the same! My fiance died before our wedding 2 years ago and while I miss the hell out of him, being single (well... with a 4yo) has benefits. I can LITERALLY do anything I want whenever I want! I can sew Edwardian clothing for my son and I and walk all over town with a parasol and not give a rats ass what anyone thinks about it (and I'm going to go out on a limb and say that men have not proved to be attracted to this; their loss.) Sadly there isn't much I can do about that first verse of mambo no 5, but hey what are you gonna do?😂
Yessssssss!!! Thank you Emily. That was on point, and I thoroughly enjoyed it as well as LOLed more than once. I actually guessed the Frasier punchline before you got to it, but it still made me laugh. Well done, sister!!! 🏆
One of the best comedians I've ever seen online, periodt. I've only been able to seem many amazing comics on UA-cam and similar formats. This person got me laughing so hard, I nearly fell out of my chair. Awesome jokes and great delivery. 👍 HOPE YOU GET SUPER FAMOUS AND RICH!
That was my mom when she taught our dog lola to sit. Turned out she wasnt crazy, but it took five minutes of that and then her calling me back into the room 45 minutes later and holding treats hostage... But lola sat indeed.
People in bad relationships trying to convince single people to get in relationships sound a lot like people who complain about their kids all the time trying to convince child free people that kids are great. They're like, "Hey, sorry I'm late, it's hard to get out of the house with the kids. I'm so tired, I don't think I've slept for more than 4 consecutive hours since Oldest was born. Sorry we can't do that trip next week, the kids have school events. We haven't had much spending money since Youngest was born, anyway, so we couldn't go either way." And then when they find out someone doesn't want kids, they're like, "How can you not want kids? Our kids are so great. You'll never know what love is. Your life will never be whole."
19:18 is not something Samantha from Sex & the City would have said. That's something Charlotte would have whispered or something Carrie would have shrugged saying. Samantha would have retorted that they voted for him because he's hot. Samantha wasn't the conservative one, she was actually more liberal.
@@nicoleelston6987 I was commenting on a video explaining how the brain reacts to stretching and it somehow posted on the next video instead and I’m leaving it here because the comments are hilarious so far. 🙈👽😂
Ive already heard it. Its a really great bit, in my opinion her best work. But its tough cause comedians normally write for other things and dont just do stand up so maybe there's other credits to her name i dont knoe about
Turns out we listen to the same station. Sadly, not the hip hop one, but ADHD with DJ Brain. Been trying to change the channel for decades, but the radio is broken. 😅😢
It's nice to see a female comedian do jokes about someone other than sex. Not that she shyes away from it, and not that I don't enjoy raunchy comedy from women or anyone, but it's nice to see something different. I'm always thinking "hey women, you're people too, not just a collection of sex organs". An envelope can only be pushed so far before it's just normal. Good to see something different. And not crowd work. Which can be funny but I prefer to see something that took some thought.
Really enjoyed her set
Incredible. Emily you are 100
Ok, talking about being single, when she said "I think I'm THE ONE..." I was cackling... the audience dropped the ball on that one 🤣🤣🤣
Yes, that was cute and hilarious
😅😅😅😅😅😅
That was relatable and funny. Great job!
The part about being happily single was hilarious and so true! I rarely miss being in a relationship 🎉
I felt the same! My fiance died before our wedding 2 years ago and while I miss the hell out of him, being single (well... with a 4yo) has benefits. I can LITERALLY do anything I want whenever I want! I can sew Edwardian clothing for my son and I and walk all over town with a parasol and not give a rats ass what anyone thinks about it (and I'm going to go out on a limb and say that men have not proved to be attracted to this; their loss.) Sadly there isn't much I can do about that first verse of mambo no 5, but hey what are you gonna do?😂
Sooooo relatable, all the way through. I absolutely love this woman I've never seen before. My brain is also a shitty DJ.
I dunno if she's diagnosed but she's describing afab-autism 🤔
Love her, absolutely great set 😂!
Same
Very funny set - laughed out loud several times
Me too! She’s amazing 💛
She's deadpan adorable! Her riff on being single is funny and so true: the paired off are often goofily insufferable and totally unaware of it...
they definitely have a weird premise going on :) now, pairs with children, adding a notch! :D
@Godsabitch single != sleeping alone at night, you poor judgemental jackass :)
The last joke was my fave lol😂😂😂😂
The oregano necklace made me laugh to tears. What a fun kid.
She was so funny right from the beginning. Love it
Yessssssss!!! Thank you Emily. That was on point, and I thoroughly enjoyed it as well as LOLed more than once. I actually guessed the Frasier punchline before you got to it, but it still made me laugh. Well done, sister!!! 🏆
Spot on with the being single bit. My friends are always after me! Lol
creator of Emily's Garden Show!!! THE BEST
She’s so funny!
I love Emily! So so funny 😁
LMAOOO LOVED THIS THE WHOLE WAY THROUGH
So hilarious and relatable!😂😂😂😂❤
I LOVE her sweater!!!! 😍😍😍😍😍
One of the best comedians I've ever seen online, periodt. I've only been able to seem many amazing comics on UA-cam and similar formats. This person got me laughing so hard, I nearly fell out of my chair. Awesome jokes and great delivery. 👍 HOPE YOU GET SUPER FAMOUS AND RICH!
Awesome show! Great job!
Holy CRAP. It's like all my thoughts and memories from high school on bounced into her brain so she could share them with an audience!
Wow , best female comic ive heard in a long time , so fresh to hear calm paced delivery , outstanding !!!!!
Shut up
@@cococabana1932 no , you shut up
That Mambo Number 5 joke is right on the money 😂
One of these days, Lou Bega will release Mambo Number 6, and unlock the gates of Hell itself
This was time sooo well spent! She's my kinda people. ❤
EMILY'S GARDEN SHOW IS MY FAVORITE THING EVER
Gosh, I love her. So funny, so relatable, so out of my league. 🤣
Super funny and relatable. At least for me, but the I’m basically her. 💕🐝🇺🇸
Yoooooo i love your podcast Baby Geniuses!!!!!
The imaginary arguments live in my head 😂😭💀 i thought i was the only who did that
Definitely not 🙂
Emily Heller is hilarious!
That was my mom when she taught our dog lola to sit. Turned out she wasnt crazy, but it took five minutes of that and then her calling me back into the room 45 minutes later and holding treats hostage... But lola sat indeed.
She's so very very good!
She’s incredibly funny! 🏆🏆🏆
girl you are sooo funny lmao
Great set! I've never heard of this comedian before, but she was very funny and relatable!
Would love to see more Emily Heller!!
Omfg that ending was savage
Emily, you are a beautiful treasure and are worth waiting for. I hope you will find what makes you happy regardless what happens.
I'd much rather be alone and wishing I was with someone than with someone and wishing I was alone.
Word
Very funny!!
She’s funny
That was funny. :)
i love this set!!! YOU ROCK, EMILY!
I know your mom and that’s an incredible exact impression of her
Hilarious
Love her! She got shorted by that audience, though 🌹
Great set so funny!!!!
Great set :)
Spazzy Weirdos Unite! Hey another bay area kid too 🎉
“I’m watching Frazier”😂
Love her.
And the imaginary arguments. And miserable relationships. Compromise, highs and lows. Omigod. I'm going to find everything I can on this comedian.
amazing set
Great set!
People in bad relationships trying to convince single people to get in relationships sound a lot like people who complain about their kids all the time trying to convince child free people that kids are great.
They're like, "Hey, sorry I'm late, it's hard to get out of the house with the kids. I'm so tired, I don't think I've slept for more than 4 consecutive hours since Oldest was born. Sorry we can't do that trip next week, the kids have school events. We haven't had much spending money since Youngest was born, anyway, so we couldn't go either way."
And then when they find out someone doesn't want kids, they're like, "How can you not want kids? Our kids are so great. You'll never know what love is. Your life will never be whole."
So John Cage has a piece called 4.55 which is 4.55 minutes of silence avant-garde piece and also John Lennon did a cover of that same piece
Original Spice Girl ❤
Came looking for this!! 😂
She smart funny, thats funny.
Started off slow but after the first few minutes, got better and better!
19:18 is not something Samantha from Sex & the City would have said. That's something Charlotte would have whispered or something Carrie would have shrugged saying. Samantha would have retorted that they voted for him because he's hot. Samantha wasn't the conservative one, she was actually more liberal.
fraiser is great! also she’d get along well with taylor tomlinson i think❤🎉😂
Yes but wouldn’t they each want to retreat to their separate caves before long? No shade to either of them…. introverts know how it is
“Multiple counties” 😂
That last bit is going in the preloaded jaw clip for future truth spit
Guys... she's married now. XD
Great set ! Love her stuff
what a way to close a set!
I’m a contortionist and this is so helpful to send my new students to help them understand how and why stretching works! 💯🤸♂️👍🏼
Wow, talk about a unique career!
Are you Emily's ex?
What does this mean
@@nicoleelston6987 I was commenting on a video explaining how the brain reacts to stretching and it somehow posted on the next video instead and I’m leaving it here because the comments are hilarious so far. 🙈👽😂
@@BairMendoza
Legend 🔥
The bit about Spazzy weirdo vs nerds is hilariously accurate as a person with OCD who took all AP classes in high school.
This crowd was giving nowhere near enough energy! She was fkn great
pretty durn
good
I thought I was the only one who wrote rap lyrics! Lol
she's hilarious
😂😂😂
!So funny
Ive already heard it. Its a really great bit, in my opinion her best work. But its tough cause comedians normally write for other things and dont just do stand up so maybe there's other credits to her name i dont knoe about
God, I miss Norm.
So if you’re single for a while try marrying yourself
The most relatable thing she said was talking about being at home watching frasier. 😂😂😂 Facts.
I was nerd loner.
Magic shows are unsettling. I don't like my mind and sensibilities messed with.
This was the most white woman set ive ever heard but im still here for it lol
Turns out we listen to the same station. Sadly, not the hip hop one, but ADHD with DJ Brain. Been trying to change the channel for decades, but the radio is broken. 😅😢
What a pro
Her energy and style are perfectly suited for retirement communities!
Her maiden name is stoned.
7:25 : If that's not an hommage to ADHD !... 😯😃
Did she just hit hip hop with a Karen ray?
3 min & I’m out. bless her soul.
It's nice to see a female comedian do jokes about someone other than sex. Not that she shyes away from it, and not that I don't enjoy raunchy comedy from women or anyone, but it's nice to see something different. I'm always thinking "hey women, you're people too, not just a collection of sex organs". An envelope can only be pushed so far before it's just normal. Good to see something different. And not crowd work. Which can be funny but I prefer to see something that took some thought.
Not for me, I guess.
Mostly entertaining bad closer
@bairmandoza I laughed because I thought you meant that our jaws need stretching as this set was pretty boring for me.
Meh..
Hellen Keller
Meg from family guy.
This girl is dryer than the Sahara
Timeless Frasier material. Bleh
Okay this is mainly early 2010 material, not worth watching today
THIS IS HORRIBLE!!!!