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  • Опубліковано 5 вер 2024
  • No one is safe from the truth.
    The two-episode premiere of The Acolyte, a Star Wars Original series, arrives June 4 on Disney+.

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  • @steveswm7742
    @steveswm7742 4 місяці тому +19014

    "What are you?"
    "I am your father's, brother's, nephew's, cousin's, former roommate."

    • @chrisaschliman1330
      @chrisaschliman1330 4 місяці тому +711

      What’s that make us?

    • @nerdgeekman
      @nerdgeekman 4 місяці тому +880

      @@chrisaschliman1330absolute nothing. Which is what you are about to come!

    • @theunknowncommenter725
      @theunknowncommenter725 4 місяці тому

      @@nerdgeekman you have the ring. And I see your Schwartz is as big as mine.

    • @MK90_
      @MK90_ 4 місяці тому +188

      The "former roommate" got me 😂

    • @Mouse_Metal
      @Mouse_Metal 4 місяці тому +92

      Written by Dave Felony.

  • @christopherparke2713
    @christopherparke2713 4 місяці тому +11197

    “ From the Studio that brought you …The Mandalorian…Andor…Ahsoka.”
    The Book of Boba Fett and Obi Wan were left out. 😂

    • @guaty4788
      @guaty4788 4 місяці тому +325

      They should’ve left out Andor

    • @notstazzmann9429
      @notstazzmann9429 4 місяці тому +1510

      Comparing Andor and Ahsoka like that is criminal

    • @SPB___
      @SPB___ 4 місяці тому +1525

      ​@@guaty4788imagine having no taste and thinking the internet is with you? Clean your room.

    • @Cbricklyne
      @Cbricklyne 4 місяці тому +723

      @@guaty4788
      You have a bad opinion and you should feel bad.

    • @Mouse_Metal
      @Mouse_Metal 4 місяці тому +322

      Ahwoka the canon-breaking, badly acted, nonsensical fanfic LOL!
      And after the deliberately butchered (not)Mando S3...LOL to that too.

  • @billylindsey4014
    @billylindsey4014 3 місяці тому +2520

    "what are you?"
    "I am a prince of Nigeria and I need your help donating my fortune"

    • @baptist8155
      @baptist8155 3 місяці тому +2

      @@maxisau682Oh boy, just another soyboy cuckhold. Seethe and cope. Also go use a dictionary, then look up context.

    • @haroldfinch8481
      @haroldfinch8481 3 місяці тому +9

      @@billylindsey4014then you’ve heard of the email scam?

    • @maxisau682
      @maxisau682 3 місяці тому +2

      @darthrevan1281 Nope 🤣

    • @LegendaryGoetz
      @LegendaryGoetz 3 місяці тому +5

      @@maxisau682lucky. Those bastards are everywhere these days…

    • @davidkelly4210
      @davidkelly4210 3 місяці тому +17

      I feel sorry for any real Nigerian princes that are being philanthropic. Nobody would believe them. lol

  • @speedypete07gnarly
    @speedypete07gnarly 2 місяці тому +824

    “Twice the pride, double the fall”
    -Count Dooku

    • @Mobius118
      @Mobius118 2 місяці тому +23

      Love this 😂 Count Dooku is right with that quote

    • @ltcmdrdata25
      @ltcmdrdata25 2 місяці тому +13

      Disney would know this if they actually watched any of star wars

    • @galbro480261
      @galbro480261 Місяць тому +8

      the key word out all of this is "PRIDE".

    • @SharkIey
      @SharkIey Місяць тому +3

      Christopher Lee nailed this for predicted star wars

    • @42smash36
      @42smash36 Місяць тому

      kathleen kennedy saved star war, remember the name

  • @joshuaalvarez2292
    @joshuaalvarez2292 4 місяці тому +4461

    Surprised to see a comment section Disney hasn't deleted.

    • @PhilBertran
      @PhilBertran 4 місяці тому +11

      Which ones did they delete?

    • @joshuaalvarez2292
      @joshuaalvarez2292 4 місяці тому +2

      @PhilBertran Generally any of their Star Wars content has been locked or deleted ever since the fired Gina Carano.
      They called out pretty bad for it, was a bad move. Since then it's been increasingly Censored in the comments.
      There's even been an internal memo leaked from UA-cam that they were a factor in hiding the dislike buttons numbers. Disney does not handle criticism well.

    • @joshuaalvarez2292
      @joshuaalvarez2292 4 місяці тому +21

      @@PhilBertran Did you get my responses? I'm not seeing them populate

    • @StarWarsObituaryNews
      @StarWarsObituaryNews 4 місяці тому +30

      ​@@joshuaalvarez2292He reports every negative comment so it gets run through the elevated version of this channel's already harsh algorithm.
      This one has been doing it for years.

    • @PhilBertran
      @PhilBertran 4 місяці тому +4

      @@joshuaalvarez2292 LoL, I'm sure there's plenty of proof you just can't share...

  • @arbknight12
    @arbknight12 4 місяці тому +7965

    Ah "Peace is a lie"
    Part of the first line of the Sith Code: "Peace is a lie, there is only passion"

    • @vojtechb4810
      @vojtechb4810 4 місяці тому +253

      From Kotor game originally.

    • @Enkidone
      @Enkidone 4 місяці тому +334

      'Through passion, I gain Strength.'

    • @caleb_dume
      @caleb_dume 4 місяці тому +275

      @@donpula6349 through power I gain victory

    • @Arcky-ykcrA
      @Arcky-ykcrA 4 місяці тому +275

      @@caleb_dume through victory my chains are broken

    • @Hapidezet9932
      @Hapidezet9932 4 місяці тому +75

      ​@@caleb_dumethrough victory, my chains are broken

  • @curateipsum8311
    @curateipsum8311 3 місяці тому +2726

    For those that can't see it, this has 207K dislikes. update: 290K dislikes as of 7/13

    • @anthonyelkins2127
      @anthonyelkins2127 3 місяці тому +41

      How can you see the dislikes?

    • @CrazyHand7894
      @CrazyHand7894 3 місяці тому

      @@anthonyelkins2127 If you're on desktop, there are add-ons for your browser that allow you to do it.

    • @hma419
      @hma419 3 місяці тому

      @@anthonyelkins2127 windows plugin for youtube

    • @Alex-ul8zj
      @Alex-ul8zj 3 місяці тому +146

      it has 800k dislikes bro 😭

    • @curateipsum8311
      @curateipsum8311 3 місяці тому +1

      @@anthonyelkins2127 Return UA-cam Dislike browser extension. Now it's at 218K.

  • @webbywebb306
    @webbywebb306 2 місяці тому +709

    I used to think the Jedi were cool, now I'm starting to understand why Anakin felt the urge to purge them all after watching The Acolyte.

    • @dannyboyc3po
      @dannyboyc3po 2 місяці тому +15

      That made me laugh.👌

    • @jonosuav
      @jonosuav 2 місяці тому +9

      😂😂😂

    • @njux1871
      @njux1871 2 місяці тому +13

      idk man it got the best lightsaber battles since the SWTOR trailers

    • @dannyboyc3po
      @dannyboyc3po 2 місяці тому +21

      @njux1871 said no-one ever

    • @Howlingburd19
      @Howlingburd19 2 місяці тому +2

      @@njux1871yes it does but that doesn’t invalidate how terrible the writing is 😂

  • @shaikahmed2586
    @shaikahmed2586 4 місяці тому +2935

    "what are you?"
    "Mesa Jar Jar Binks." - Jar Jar Binks

    • @theunknowncommenter725
      @theunknowncommenter725 4 місяці тому +48

      Mesa your humble servant.

    • @housevo330
      @housevo330 4 місяці тому +26

      Mesa no liken that cereal crunchen. Rather gummy bears with no bad harden

    • @marcgravatt1051
      @marcgravatt1051 4 місяці тому +34

      Darth Jar Jar confirmed

    • @Ramoreira86
      @Ramoreira86 4 місяці тому +4

      The feels!!!

    • @SymbioteMullet
      @SymbioteMullet 4 місяці тому +8

      I somehow misread that as "Mara Jade Jar Binks" and quite frankly I wasn't ready for that level of horror.

  • @petrut.1224
    @petrut.1224 2 місяці тому +1814

    This is the sole reason why youtube disabled dislikes count.

    • @Howlingburd19
      @Howlingburd19 2 місяці тому +58

      Also the all-female Ghostbusters reboot trailer lol

    • @heyitzblaster9262
      @heyitzblaster9262 2 місяці тому +14

      Nope it was definitely UA-cam rewind 2018 I think it was

    • @w00tpolice
      @w00tpolice 2 місяці тому +29

      You can get a chrome extension to return them. Enjoy!

    • @petrut.1224
      @petrut.1224 2 місяці тому +11

      @@w00tpolice Already have, more than a year or so, that's why I commented in the first place.

    • @GeorgeEscobar-yb4qs
      @GeorgeEscobar-yb4qs 2 місяці тому +3

      I wonder how many dislikes SW acolyte actually have.

  • @guyfawkes8384
    @guyfawkes8384 3 місяці тому +4471

    Disney has absolutely destroyed this franchise.

    • @Pixel.Dystopia
      @Pixel.Dystopia 3 місяці тому +212

      Like everything they touched in the last 15 years

    • @thebigten90
      @thebigten90 3 місяці тому +64

      No one is safe

    • @drakoniclarva9592
      @drakoniclarva9592 3 місяці тому +39

      It’s not even out yet. jJust wait lol

    • @guyfawkes8384
      @guyfawkes8384 3 місяці тому +95

      @@drakoniclarva9592 Oh, I have no plans of ever watching it or anything else Disney puts out that is Star Wars related. I haven't watched the franchise since Rogue One and it looks like I made the right decision.

    • @WinningMeansNothing
      @WinningMeansNothing 2 місяці тому +96

      @@guyfawkes8384then why tf you watching the trailers then chief 😂 just proud to be a profession hater?

  • @kommisar.
    @kommisar. 2 місяці тому +79

    How much you want to bet if this had the old like to dislike bar it would look like a lightsaber?

    • @FiL_0
      @FiL_0 27 днів тому +4

      I have the Chrome extension that shows dislikes and I can confirm it lmao

    • @24NIEMAND
      @24NIEMAND 16 днів тому +2

      you can install an add-on for that, and boy oh boy, does it look like a long sith lightsaber

    • @77Avadon77
      @77Avadon77 12 днів тому

      280K of dis/likez

    • @kommisar.
      @kommisar. 12 днів тому

      @@24NIEMAND Yeah, I don't have it on this comp right now.

    • @kommisar.
      @kommisar. 12 днів тому

      @@77Avadon77 And how many likes?

  • @redneckster6639
    @redneckster6639 2 місяці тому +868

    the power of ONE dislike, the power of TWO dislike, the power of MANY dislike...

    • @florcastro6552
      @florcastro6552 2 місяці тому +5

      😂😂

    • @MotoCoreSteve
      @MotoCoreSteve 2 місяці тому +13

      The firing of 1
      The firing of 2
      The firing of many!!!!

    • @jasonholmes9700
      @jasonholmes9700 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@MotoCoreSteve firing? You haven't been paying attention, they'll give all people involved raises and promotions.

    • @MotoCoreSteve
      @MotoCoreSteve 2 місяці тому

      @jasonholmes9700 I know lol. I hate star wars. I hated tfa . Also hate that ea let swtor rot I was addicted to that mmo 8v8 ranked back in day was littt

    • @Stormtroopre
      @Stormtroopre 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@jasonholmes9700 nope, they've lost the green light for another show, the director isn't doing another movie anymore, and they've fired a whole bunch of cast members, Kathleen Kennedy is in shambles 😂

  • @sgz647
    @sgz647 3 місяці тому +1662

    "What are you?"
    "The overmilked carcass of a beloved franchise that wishes to be free of Mr Mouse's bs"

    • @ArtistFormerlyKnownAsShitlord
      @ArtistFormerlyKnownAsShitlord 3 місяці тому

      🤣😂🤣😂

    • @CBrasil1966
      @CBrasil1966 3 місяці тому +10

      Here we go 😂

    • @jasperamanuel
      @jasperamanuel 3 місяці тому +20

      Perfectly eloquently phrased

    • @laszlomatko9981
      @laszlomatko9981 3 місяці тому +9

      I don't get this. It's a completely seperate part of the franchise with barely any connection to it, plus at the time of writing your comment you haven't even seen the show. Talk about prejudice...

    • @TricksterDaemon-jw9hi
      @TricksterDaemon-jw9hi 3 місяці тому

      Aww... guess you will have to dig deeper for your geek fixes then. Don't worry, we're coming for them too. Soon the only thing you will be able to do is sit in your parent's basement and wank to hentai.

  • @daytrippera
    @daytrippera 4 місяці тому +2777

    "What are you?"
    "I'm Weinstein, I'm looking for my assistant"

    • @marissashantez6051
      @marissashantez6051 4 місяці тому +32

      LOL!

    • @user-kz5gw7xe4o
      @user-kz5gw7xe4o 4 місяці тому +66

      Nah. Even Harvey Weinstein wouldn't want to be associated with this show.

    • @TheTrex9000
      @TheTrex9000 4 місяці тому +14

      Didn't he actually get released from prison recently?

    • @haroldfinch8481
      @haroldfinch8481 4 місяці тому +27

      #LESLYEKNEW

    • @bobb4you
      @bobb4you 3 місяці тому +2

      @@TheTrex9000 No.

  • @kosher8720
    @kosher8720 15 днів тому +10

    The power of one
    The power of two
    The power of bankruptcy
    😹

  • @pablocm2358
    @pablocm2358 4 місяці тому +3437

    "What are you"
    "I was in the Amazon forest with my mom when she was researching spiders right before she died".

    • @hrossaman
      @hrossaman 4 місяці тому +24

      💯

    • @s4ulyaniv35
      @s4ulyaniv35 4 місяці тому +20

      Dayum 😂

    • @jimmy4993
      @jimmy4993 3 місяці тому +32

      Did she choose the bear?

    • @TheRealEthanavos
      @TheRealEthanavos 3 місяці тому +12

      But what about great responsibility?

    • @Muhyee00
      @Muhyee00 3 місяці тому +8

      Different studios 😂😂😂

  • @neverman777
    @neverman777 2 місяці тому +1586

    I think we all owe Jar Jar an apology

  • @MorikoMoonlight
    @MorikoMoonlight 3 місяці тому +872

    "What are you?"
    "MEESA DE BOMBAD GENERAL."

    • @FuttBucker42069
      @FuttBucker42069 3 місяці тому +9

      I read that in Jar Jar Binx' voice

    • @joelm5509
      @joelm5509 3 місяці тому +8

      Now that's a show I would def watch

    • @ixman
      @ixman 3 місяці тому +1

      Underrated comment.

    • @sonofJurell
      @sonofJurell 2 місяці тому +1

      At least Jar Jar was funny!

  • @cheetocatto01
    @cheetocatto01 2 місяці тому +40

    Star wars fans: "Look how they massacred my boy".

  • @travis8377
    @travis8377 3 місяці тому +1814

    From the producer who fed women to a real life Jabba the Hutt

    • @JamesQuinn-qq4vr
      @JamesQuinn-qq4vr 3 місяці тому +30

      😂 🔥

    • @raoulduke344
      @raoulduke344 3 місяці тому +40

      Man, that is so accurate. That's what she should be referred to as.
      Brilliant comment.

    • @haroldfinch8481
      @haroldfinch8481 3 місяці тому +18

      #leslyeknew

    • @legendsend3520
      @legendsend3520 3 місяці тому +12

      Thats just fantastic 👏

    • @escapism6617
      @escapism6617 3 місяці тому +10

      Bib Fortuna. Or more accurately, Bib Foreheadtuna

  • @Djordje_Jovanovic
    @Djordje_Jovanovic 4 місяці тому +2011

    "Close your eyes, what do you see?"
    "100+ thousand dislikes."

    • @RConn55
      @RConn55 4 місяці тому +13

      Why

    • @thedemon336
      @thedemon336 4 місяці тому +144

      ​@@RConn55Because its woken shite

    • @wasteland_gz
      @wasteland_gz 4 місяці тому +31

      @@thedemon336What does that even mean?

    • @thedemon336
      @thedemon336 4 місяці тому

      @@wasteland_gz Google it 😁

    • @renanlima9053
      @renanlima9053 4 місяці тому +66

      @@wasteland_gz do your homework

  • @curtishammer748
    @curtishammer748 4 місяці тому +1237

    "What are you?"
    "A ratio that looks like a red lightsaber"

    • @Dewani90
      @Dewani90 3 місяці тому

      grey, youtube is colorless besides some blue and red buttons.

    • @orukarm
      @orukarm 3 місяці тому +10

      @@Dewani90used to be red

    • @edgarjacksby1402
      @edgarjacksby1402 3 місяці тому +1

      so you admit it comes from the haters

    • @TheSCPStudio
      @TheSCPStudio 3 місяці тому

      I genuinely can’t fathom hating something by default that you claim to be a fan of.
      People like you are pathetic.

    • @Avthefit
      @Avthefit 3 місяці тому

      And still iconic..Facebook is in blue and YT is in red, no hate there?

  • @MustertheBrohirrim
    @MustertheBrohirrim 14 днів тому +7

    THE POWER OF CAAAANCELLED

  • @thirdimpacted
    @thirdimpacted 3 місяці тому +641

    For those without the necessary extension, the ratio is 77K to 219K.

    • @JohnWHoff
      @JohnWHoff 2 місяці тому +8

      How does one acquire the "necessary extension," oh UA-cam master?

    • @corsonebula
      @corsonebula 2 місяці тому +21

      @@JohnWHoff extension is "Return UA-cam Dislike"

    • @nicholaushilliard6811
      @nicholaushilliard6811 2 місяці тому +5

      Yeah was wondering. They gave a great series over to sewer rats.

    • @liquidthens
      @liquidthens 2 місяці тому +6

      78k to 240k now

    • @haldorax
      @haldorax 2 місяці тому +2

      @@ChristopherPortorreal-ol2mj It's not accurate, it only estimates the total dislikes from people with the extension (on videos uploaded after the change). Most people don't have the extension and often the actual dislike number can be quite different. Only the channel owner can see the real number.

  • @SimonBaldock
    @SimonBaldock 4 місяці тому +550

    "What are you?"
    "another nail in the coffin"

  • @imonit4272
    @imonit4272 3 місяці тому +377

    “What are you?”
    “I’m a personal assistant who’s enjoying my boss’s leftovers.”

  • @Howlingburd19
    @Howlingburd19 2 місяці тому +328

    I just took a giant Acolyte in the toilet

    • @roodee9595
      @roodee9595 2 місяці тому +5

      Upset stomach ? Ask your doctor about prescription acolyte...helped me !

    • @notthatguy1447
      @notthatguy1447 2 місяці тому +2

      HAAAH!

    • @jonosuav
      @jonosuav 2 місяці тому +5

      😂😂😂

    • @studio12archive60
      @studio12archive60 2 місяці тому +1

      Bwaaaaa Haaaaaaa Haaaaaa Haaaaaaaaaaa.

    • @galbro480261
      @galbro480261 Місяць тому +1

      comon now dont give the directors of the acolyte any ideas now LOL.

  • @2327g1k
    @2327g1k 2 місяці тому +1086

    It seems that Disney put the entire budget of this on Rotten Tomatoes' professional critics

    • @hxi7141
      @hxi7141 2 місяці тому +13

      lmao

    • @tersenyum3743
      @tersenyum3743 2 місяці тому +4

      😂

    • @MrGsxrme
      @MrGsxrme 2 місяці тому +8

      Oh yeah definitely paid ratings.

    • @MrJackyle
      @MrJackyle 2 місяці тому +10

      130 “professional “ reviews bought rated it 8 stars. Truly rotten. Over 10 000 viewers however rated it 2 stars. I’m happy that I cancelled my Disney subscription 2 years ago. They are the Evil Empire.

    • @Shido19
      @Shido19 2 місяці тому

      "Im shocked. SHOCKED! Well, not that shocked."

  • @Falcon-Actual
    @Falcon-Actual 3 місяці тому +718

    "what are you?"
    "another failure."

    • @beskarbeastbg
      @beskarbeastbg 3 місяці тому +4

      Why do you hate it?

    • @Aechellies
      @Aechellies 3 місяці тому +9

      @@beskarbeastbg episode 3

    • @Falcon-Actual
      @Falcon-Actual 3 місяці тому +16

      @@beskarbeastbg it's bad

    • @Helo-dv6gz
      @Helo-dv6gz 3 місяці тому +2

      @@Aechellies So you just took your marching orders from your Gauleiter and hate it before you saw it?

    • @solblackguy
      @solblackguy 3 місяці тому +1

      4.8 Million views and the biggest critically acclaimed premier on Disney+ in 2024

  • @rastifan7863
    @rastifan7863 3 місяці тому +900

    "What are you?"
    "Darth Sidious. Somehow I returned".

    • @SelttiksYT
      @SelttiksYT 3 місяці тому +9

      pretty much

    • @Eeyore44
      @Eeyore44 3 місяці тому +6

      That's........that's mean...........cheap shot dude.
      I mean its ACCURATE, but............................

    • @goatfin
      @goatfin 3 місяці тому +1

      Isn’t this set before Episode 1?

    • @gclcreativedesigner2611
      @gclcreativedesigner2611 3 місяці тому +1

      His Darth Wataryu (너 뭐야)

    • @willy102073
      @willy102073 3 місяці тому +3

      @@goatfin did some searching, The story will be set 100 years before The Phantom Menace, in the time of the Great Republic.

  • @PolishTroll.
    @PolishTroll. 2 місяці тому +124

    Chernobyl workers: "Our nuclear reactor is fine"
    The reactor:

  • @klmt_vasilis5455
    @klmt_vasilis5455 4 місяці тому +799

    “What are you?”
    “I’m something of a Jedi myself”

    • @r3gret2079
      @r3gret2079 4 місяці тому +6

      Lol

    • @standbyfordisto
      @standbyfordisto 4 місяці тому +7

      @@r3gret2079 I read it in his accent haha

    • @TheRealFry2024
      @TheRealFry2024 4 місяці тому +6

      Can the jedi come out to play?

    • @wjb8709
      @wjb8709 4 місяці тому

      This here is... cold.

    • @ThunderBZaper
      @ThunderBZaper 3 місяці тому +1

      “Yes… and my outfit comes in complete black along with a red lightsaber. My Jedi friends would agree… if they were still Jedi. We’re thinking to call ourselves Sith from now on, has a nice ring to it”

  • @gravydoors
    @gravydoors 3 місяці тому +470

    “What are you?”
    “I’m Star Wars’ version of The Rings of Power.”

    • @highriskgunman4181
      @highriskgunman4181 3 місяці тому +7

      can't wait for the crossover

    • @nationalist_ke8200
      @nationalist_ke8200 2 місяці тому +2

      haha actually you are correct

    • @halamadrid5526
      @halamadrid5526 2 місяці тому +1

      @@highriskgunman4181lol that would be so bad but I can see it really happen in star wars acros the arda verse

    • @TheSilverGate
      @TheSilverGate 2 місяці тому

      💥🔥🔥🔥

    • @Xterminator
      @Xterminator 2 місяці тому

      Low key, I think rings of power was a masterpiece compared to this absolute garbage.
      (And I didn't think rings of power was good lol)

  • @spencer7950
    @spencer7950 4 місяці тому +678

    "What are you?"
    "I'm not like other girls."

    • @TheImapotato
      @TheImapotato 4 місяці тому +23

      Morgan Freeman "When she stated this fact, it meant, she was indeed...like other girls"

    • @deviousdelibird
      @deviousdelibird 3 місяці тому +10

      "Live, laugh, love!" *draws lightsaber*

    • @J.M.415
      @J.M.415 3 місяці тому

      What are you re******?!

    • @Nothern_King
      @Nothern_King 3 місяці тому +3

      @@deviousdelibird live, laugh, lightsabre

  • @i_shubham_mehula7638
    @i_shubham_mehula7638 17 днів тому +13

    this is a prime example of "too much of something turns out like nothing"

  • @eliasar5051
    @eliasar5051 4 місяці тому +1428

    "What are you?"
    "I´am THE MESSAGE!"

  • @epicguy7479
    @epicguy7479 2 місяці тому +677

    SW Fans: “What are you?”
    Acolyte: “A non-canon show…”

    • @Anthonille
      @Anthonille 2 місяці тому +18

      yep, anything disney is non-canon in my book.

    • @drewcilley121
      @drewcilley121 2 місяці тому +6

      This movie is hot trash!!!!

    • @Moolers
      @Moolers 2 місяці тому +1

      If only it was that simple, but any time you want to read up on any history or lore, stuff from this show will be included.

    • @Anthonille
      @Anthonille 2 місяці тому +5

      @@Moolers it's absolutely simple. I don't watch it or read about it. I do the same thing with moder Star Trek. Discovery is fan fiction. The books hold more value to me than anything in that series.

    • @TruthGatherer2013
      @TruthGatherer2013 2 місяці тому

      @@drewcilley121 Don't say that, that's offensive to hot trash!

  • @jamesdykes517
    @jamesdykes517 3 місяці тому +296

    "What are you?"
    "I am Jack's complete lack of surprise."

    • @renanmgmgmh4160
      @renanmgmgmh4160 3 місяці тому +4

      Rule 1..

    • @KevFrost
      @KevFrost 3 місяці тому +1

      @@renanmgmgmh4160 No shirts, no shoes?

    • @FancierSoap
      @FancierSoap 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@@KevFrostwrong, we aren't meant to speak about it...

    • @Iwantjewstodie
      @Iwantjewstodie 3 місяці тому +1

      @@KevFrostRule number one is the same as rule number 2. Only members know the rules. Don’t worry about it

    • @Cosdog85
      @Cosdog85 3 місяці тому +1

      best Comment!

  • @shanemcmahon2618
    @shanemcmahon2618 17 днів тому +45

    The power of getting canceled after one season

  • @trevorsalamander8711
    @trevorsalamander8711 4 місяці тому +4393

    Remember this show is made by Harvey Weinstein’s assistant who made a play about how she was the real victim and not the women who were abused.

  • @carlosbranca8080
    @carlosbranca8080 4 місяці тому +569

    "What are you?"
    "The Ghost of Future Flops."

    • @len2122
      @len2122 3 місяці тому +7

      That's pretty funny, I won't lie.

    • @dr150
      @dr150 3 місяці тому +1

      LOL

  • @chucktom5945
    @chucktom5945 3 місяці тому +591

    I WISH Disney would just sell the franchise.

    • @xXFeralArtsXx
      @xXFeralArtsXx 2 місяці тому +7

      They never will considering Disneyland has a section dedicated to Star Wars. :((((

    • @JustGiverEHD1
      @JustGiverEHD1 2 місяці тому +20

      at a discount back to lucas haha

    • @raymorphis5714
      @raymorphis5714 2 місяці тому +8

      they cannot afford to . they are so in debt Because of whom they allowed to run it into the ground YESSSS MIZZZZ KATLEEN I'M LOOKING RIGHT AT YOU!!! , if they Did try to sale it what would it bring on the open market ? Buck fifty would be more then I would pay for it right now

    • @jasonlewis3742
      @jasonlewis3742 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@raymorphis5714A buck fifty for star wars? Pfft. I could buy freedom for just a buck o five

    • @ChristopherPortorreal-ol2mj
      @ChristopherPortorreal-ol2mj 2 місяці тому

      ​@@raymorphis5714I'm glad south park just bullied them

  • @Howlingburd19
    @Howlingburd19 15 днів тому +10

    The many emotions of Stenberg portraying the twins…
    Happy: 😐
    Angry: 😐
    Sad: 😐
    Tired: 😐
    Fearful: 😐
    Jealousy: 😐

    • @daboz8753
      @daboz8753 День тому +1

      Hey hey, that’s unfair!
      You forgot love: 😐

  • @resignator
    @resignator 3 місяці тому +924

    Remember they are destroying everything you love and it is BY DESIGN.

    • @Marvin315
      @Marvin315 3 місяці тому +8

      nope.. by purposet.. this is the worst fact. In case of strategy i would feel defeated at least.. and i feel resignated.

    • @RedSpiderZero
      @RedSpiderZero 3 місяці тому

      Destroy your culture
      Replace it with a mockery
      The claim you never had a culture

    • @haroldfinch8481
      @haroldfinch8481 3 місяці тому +34

      #boycottdisney

    • @haroldfinch8481
      @haroldfinch8481 3 місяці тому +39

      @@EricDeanCampbell shillbot

    • @AmonAnon-vw3hr
      @AmonAnon-vw3hr 3 місяці тому

      @EricDeanCampbell all your heros are evil and hate you lol.

  • @vicvega6825
    @vicvega6825 4 місяці тому +549

    "What are you? "
    "Another eight episodes of nothing happening."

    • @Arcexey
      @Arcexey 4 місяці тому +21

      @vicvega6825 of nothing happening except us watching an artless corporate husk flail in the wind

    • @sexistspaghettios
      @sexistspaghettios 4 місяці тому

      ​@@Arcexey
      Why would you watch that?!

    • @tgwaste
      @tgwaste 4 місяці тому +26

      Except more woke soapboxing

    • @thatnerd1
      @thatnerd1 4 місяці тому +13

      Have some optimism. The show hasn't even come out yet and you are already claiming that nothing will happen. Yes, there have been some recent releases that have been boring, but this looks like it will be pretty different compared to many other things in the SW universe. It's not fair to review something that you've only seen a few trailers of.

    • @sarrjel
      @sarrjel 4 місяці тому

      Bucket of puke.

  • @rrowhe4d
    @rrowhe4d 3 місяці тому +240

    "What are you?"
    "Diversity hires."

  • @Mr.V-7
    @Mr.V-7 15 днів тому +8

    Can't wait for season 2 . . . . Oh wait

  • @-O.R.l.O.N-
    @-O.R.l.O.N- 4 місяці тому +349

    "What are you?"
    "I'm a new member of Slipknot."

  • @TonyMontanaDS
    @TonyMontanaDS 3 місяці тому +226

    31% on Rotten Tomatoes. The fact that all the critics gave it a 96% shows how desperate Disney is and how badly they have pushed their shills to play along or they'll have their access restricted.

    • @jeysubi
      @jeysubi 2 місяці тому +1

      this is a trash omgggggggg
      who watches this
      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @blt4life112
      @blt4life112 2 місяці тому

      🍼

    • @Issaquan5
      @Issaquan5 2 місяці тому

      It's been brigaded by right wing chuds you mean who are butthurt that there's a black person on their screen

    • @guyfawkes8384
      @guyfawkes8384 2 місяці тому +8

      Rotten Tomatoes, like most things these days, has lost all credibility. I go off of the audience score only. Like our modern news, the critic score credibility means absolutely NOTHING.

    • @guyfawkes8384
      @guyfawkes8384 2 місяці тому +4

      @@blt4life112 He's not a baby. He's just telling the truth. The irony is that it's likely you who is the crybaby.

  • @Joshboyes1
    @Joshboyes1 2 місяці тому +166

    Disney decided to check all the boxes except ‘make a good show’ with this one.

  • @stopdroproll7258
    @stopdroproll7258 13 днів тому +7

    The power of one..... SEASON!

  • @gabrielmedina1257
    @gabrielmedina1257 3 місяці тому +743

    Im sure 10 yrs from now, we will se a jedi with rainbow saber 😂

    • @ir8293
      @ir8293 3 місяці тому +99

      Don’t give them ideas. They will release a digitally remastered pride edition of every movie and show… 😂😂

    • @TheJimmyClip
      @TheJimmyClip 3 місяці тому +23

      That would explain Jabba the Hutt - played by Gorlock the Destroyer

    • @ernestoamesqua4848
      @ernestoamesqua4848 2 місяці тому +34

      Disney: write that down, WRITE THAT DOWN!!

    • @laurynasl8286
      @laurynasl8286 2 місяці тому +8

      delete this :D

    • @garytebbenham6843
      @garytebbenham6843 2 місяці тому +15

      You’re hired!

  • @AlexanderTheBloodraven
    @AlexanderTheBloodraven 2 місяці тому +225

    The power of ONE dislike.
    The power of TWO dislikes.
    The power of MaNyYy dislikes.

    • @kommisar.
      @kommisar. 2 місяці тому +3

      So far I like yours the best.

    • @tailwhup
      @tailwhup Місяць тому +2

      I miss being able to see dislikes

    • @PoplinPlonk
      @PoplinPlonk 21 день тому +1

      @@tailwhup get a pluggin? right now it says 80 k to 206 k.

  • @buddhajew6259
    @buddhajew6259 3 місяці тому +443

    I hope the writers read the comments before disabling them

    • @daboz8753
      @daboz8753 3 місяці тому +24

      I feel like they wouldn’t, just because thousands of people with better writing skills probably would be too threatening to their fragile egos.
      Gosh forbid they go on strike!…. *Again*

    • @stevenjaquin8218
      @stevenjaquin8218 3 місяці тому +14

      You could tell chatgpt to write the script to acolyte and it would be better.

    • @noturmum7967
      @noturmum7967 3 місяці тому

      ​@@daboz8753or the thousands of man children unable to provide constructive criticism that instead choose to scream as many buzzwords as possible in the hopes of fitting in with the hate crowd. Or there's the neck beard keaboard warriors who are ACTUALLY upset about a show (that they haven't even seen yet btw) because it hurts there feelings that something so attached to their identity is being changed.
      See normal people would just take their disappointment or lack of interest and move on with their lives.
      Sad sacks decide to cry about it online in a non constructive way because their knowledge and passion for the IP is one of the view points of pride left in their lives.
      OR simply just wanna hop on the bandwagon...
      In a hypothetical world where this show turns out to be the best media ever to exist, tons of the haters are gonna switch sides because they don't actually care if something good or not, they just wanna be apart of something.
      Us normal fans will wait until the show comes out to form an opinion

    • @punk3900
      @punk3900 3 місяці тому +7

      They don't care! They make the movies just to signal their virtue

    • @SuperBartles
      @SuperBartles 3 місяці тому +6

      They did! They replied to the one positive comment I found - they must have sifted through all the other stuff...

  • @alextbo7138
    @alextbo7138 2 місяці тому +130

    If you were displeased with the current state of Star Wars, congratulations we are now the Rebellion!

    • @SolurVoludun
      @SolurVoludun 2 місяці тому +8

      Unfortunately this Rebellion is pointless. Star Wars can’t be saved

    • @LudwigPaiste28
      @LudwigPaiste28 2 місяці тому +2

      @@SolurVoludunthis

    • @adamstonebridge3876
      @adamstonebridge3876 Місяць тому

      🤣🤣🤣 Brilliant can I use that?

    • @aquazetanimations79
      @aquazetanimations79 Місяць тому

      @@SolurVoludun trust only the force my friend

  • @RC-qf3mp
    @RC-qf3mp 2 місяці тому +467

    Only people who hate Star Wars can write for Star Wars now.

    • @VicLabs
      @VicLabs 2 місяці тому +13

      Nah, you’d have to watch Star Wars to hate it. These are people who are unfamiliar with Star Wars and hate their fans.

    • @Mr.HeisenbergTheCook
      @Mr.HeisenbergTheCook 2 місяці тому +1

      So they're recruiting them right from the fanbase now?

    • @Future_Imperfect
      @Future_Imperfect 2 місяці тому +5

      ​@@VicLabsThis isn't even an exaggeration, and I quote...
      “Leslye wanted this show to be accessible - no homework needed before watching,” said Jocelyn Bioh. Headland added Bioh to the writing team for The Acolyte specifically because Bioh was not a Star Wars devotee.
      “She asked me what I knew about ‘Star Wars,’ and my answer was, ‘Harrison Ford runs around space with a giant dog?’” Bioh recalled, laughing. “And Leslye said, ‘You’re hired.’”

    • @PauloHernandezXD
      @PauloHernandezXD 2 місяці тому

      Where's MY check?
      Ironically I'd probably write the greatest stories ever attached to the series, lol, even surpassing the original trilogy XD

    • @darkuncle77
      @darkuncle77 2 місяці тому

      could you please explain what led you to this conclusion? Have you been to Disney World?

  • @jorgelewcas6241
    @jorgelewcas6241 4 місяці тому +429

    "What are you?"
    Star Wars: I don't even know anymore

    • @Rad0115
      @Rad0115 4 місяці тому +9

      Star Wars has not lost its identity bro what are you on 💀

    • @soraisfinallyhere1305
      @soraisfinallyhere1305 4 місяці тому +2

      Why u here then

    • @ketchupcommander
      @ketchupcommander 4 місяці тому

      NON BINARY LOL

    • @ECSOrder66
      @ECSOrder66 4 місяці тому +12

      ​@@Rad0115It's a joke, but I guess you've never been told how to detect one.

    • @bignumbers
      @bignumbers 4 місяці тому +5

      "What are you?"
      "So very very tired..."

  • @USMC_1991
    @USMC_1991 3 місяці тому +282

    "What's that smell?"
    "Audience repellent."

    • @BasicShapes
      @BasicShapes 3 місяці тому +1

      Underrated 😂

    • @Dewani90
      @Dewani90 3 місяці тому +2

      "Is it blud?", yeah, the blood of the shambling corpse of a franchise George Lucas used to love, it's bleeding from a giant cut below, just like all the investors's money.

    • @maxterhyixell9778
      @maxterhyixell9778 3 місяці тому

      WOMAN YOU ARE WAY TOO CLOSE PAPER SPRAAAAAAY

    • @Kinematographer
      @Kinematographer 3 місяці тому +1

      This is by far the best comment. My monocle dropped out. I doth my cap to thee sir.

    • @leiwang9087
      @leiwang9087 2 місяці тому

      Hahaha, yeah, Disney’s definitely being selfish whatsoever. 🤣

  • @evoathlete
    @evoathlete 2 місяці тому +30

    Disney helped me lose my addiction to Star Wars.

    • @ALUCARDSOULJA
      @ALUCARDSOULJA 10 днів тому +1

      The realisation sucks when you notice you don't even care about anything that gets put out for star wars anymore after being truly obsessed at one time 😭

  • @Skullduggerydodo
    @Skullduggerydodo 2 місяці тому +248

    This is why we can't have nice things anymore

  • @mcleanac3000
    @mcleanac3000 3 місяці тому +169

    "What are you?"
    "The guy who won't bother watching this"

    • @Chemical_Argentum
      @Chemical_Argentum 2 місяці тому

      But the guy who comes to videos like this ONLY to put a comment like that, and hopes to get some attention

  • @kevinvachon
    @kevinvachon 3 місяці тому +766

    "What are you?"
    "A strong independent woman" 😂

    • @DSchade24
      @DSchade24 3 місяці тому +2

      Holyyyyyyyy....that is hilarious

    • @pawnswizard1
      @pawnswizard1 3 місяці тому +18

      The trailer should show them fighting bears with lightsabres 😂

    • @johnwayneasgenghiskhan4699
      @johnwayneasgenghiskhan4699 3 місяці тому +6

      ...Who don't need no man!

    • @putinisgay4175
      @putinisgay4175 3 місяці тому

      Ah yes, thinly veiled misogyny. There's nothing wrong with female characters that don't need male assistance. Male characters have been doing the same thing for all of entertainment history.

    • @UnpopularGuy332
      @UnpopularGuy332 3 місяці тому +6

      Darth Titious

  • @Perfect_Dark_77
    @Perfect_Dark_77 15 днів тому +10

    Whose cancelled now 😂

  • @strategysoup8949
    @strategysoup8949 3 місяці тому +269

    South Park predicted the future yet again

    • @hamzamaken9323
      @hamzamaken9323 2 місяці тому +1

      what part of south park do you speak of my dear man

    • @R_wir3
      @R_wir3 2 місяці тому +8

      ​@@hamzamaken9323the Bob Iger part

    • @RC-qf3mp
      @RC-qf3mp 2 місяці тому

      Yup. Put a chick in it…make her lame and…

    • @jasonlewis3742
      @jasonlewis3742 2 місяці тому +3

      No they didn't. They commented on what Disney have been doing for the past decade is all. Disney just figured now would be a good time to triple down for some reason.

    • @RealTurbidHere
      @RealTurbidHere 2 місяці тому

      LOL! The actors came forward saying they regret being in this show. AMAZING!

  • @Xjgyz
    @Xjgyz 3 місяці тому +561

    “What are you?”
    "Another disappointment”

    • @demo-crazy-2022
      @demo-crazy-2022 3 місяці тому +7

      the show is not even out yet this could be another Andor

    • @bradleye660
      @bradleye660 3 місяці тому +11

      ^ This is not going to be another Andor lol. Andor was lightning in a bottle because it wasn’t forcibly diversified and feminized.

    • @D4C_Gaming
      @D4C_Gaming 3 місяці тому +2

      @@demo-crazy-2022 I feel that it probably will be. The shows nobody wants always end up being the best ones.

    • @Avthefit
      @Avthefit 3 місяці тому +3

      No it won't be, they learnt from Andor. This should be much better

    • @guyfawkes8384
      @guyfawkes8384 3 місяці тому

      Full of women and DEI hires.

  • @hizo64HH
    @hizo64HH 4 місяці тому +727

    "What are you?"
    "Harvey Weinstein's assistant."

  • @MrNiC0S
    @MrNiC0S 16 днів тому +6

    The failure of one
    The failure of two
    The failure of Disneeyyy
    Thank god this got canceled

  • @cloudsRniceC0M3
    @cloudsRniceC0M3 4 місяці тому +670

    "What are you?"
    "i am Lisan al Gaib, Paul Muad'Dib Atreidis, Usul, Kwisatz Haderach and the Padishah Emperor"

  • @Gojirastar5477
    @Gojirastar5477 4 місяці тому +1253

    "What are you?"
    Another multi-million dollar loss for Disney.

    • @errorschnansch1892
      @errorschnansch1892 3 місяці тому +5

      What do you mean with another? The Marvels is the only flop the MCU ever had btw.

    • @Gojirastar5477
      @Gojirastar5477 3 місяці тому

      ​@@errorschnansch1892 The Marvels wasn't the only MCU flop. In the UK where Disney does a big chunk of it's filming for the movies, Disney is required by law in the UK to report their actual budgets in order to get tax breaks. If you look at the budgets (production & marketing), subtract theater cuts (from multiple countries/China takes between 60-80% of BO), interest on production loans, and taxes; the MCU movies have made a modest profit, broke even or lost money since Endgame. Also, The Eternals lost an estimated $52.6 million in 2021. Antman 3 lost Disney an estimated $125 million for Disney (2023).
      If you look at the box office for the sequel trilogy the box office decline went from $2.006 billion to $1.077 billion. Then there is Solo which lost $76.9 million (2018) and didn't even make it's budget back. Solo and Rise of Skywalker are part of the reasons why SW hasn't had a new movie in theaters since 2019.
      Then, there other movies. Indiana Jones 5 which lost an estimated $130 million for Disney (2023). Wish lost an estimated $131 million for Disney. It's estimated that Disney lost $1.3 billion at the box office in 2023. Of 11 releases in 2023, only GotG Vol 3 and Elemental turned a profit for Disney.
      As for the Disney+ shows for SW & MCU it's more difficult to track the profits because Disney doesn't share the numbers. If the shows were successful you'd see multiple shows get renewed for multiple seasons. So, far, of the Disney+ shows for SW only the Mandonlorian, Bad Batch (just ended), Visions, & Tales have made it beyond a single season. For the MCU Disney+ shows only Loki and What If have made it beyond a single season. If they were getting the views and driving subscribers & ad revenue to Disney+ more shows would've been renewed.

    • @lockekappa500
      @lockekappa500 3 місяці тому +7

      The saddest part is these things make money. Between hate watchers and those who are pandered to.

    • @Gojirastar5477
      @Gojirastar5477 3 місяці тому

      @@errorschnansch1892 Actually the Marvels (which lost an estimated $237 million in 2023 per Forbes) is not the only flop the MCU has had since Endgame. The Eternals lost an estimated $53.6 million in 2021 and Antman: Quantumania lost and estimate $125 million in 2023 (per Forbes). If we go by the budgets that are being reported out of UK, which Disney needs to report in order to get their tax credits there, most the MCU movies that were shot in the UK made either a modest profit, barely broke even or lost money. Also, you have to calculate in budgets (production & marketing), production loans, taxes, reshoots that exceeded the 2 week standard for most films, merchandising and the percentage of the box office that goes back to theaters or specific country (in the US theaters take 20% of BO and countries like China take 60-80% of BO).
      If you to take it a step further Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny lost an estimated $130-134.2 million in 2023 and Wish lost an estimate $130 million in 2023. GotG 3 and Elemental made a profit. Little Mermaid barely broke even. Haunted Mansion (2023) lost an estimated $117 million. In 2023 alone Disney lost an estimated $1.4 billion at the box office.
      On the SW side Solo lost an estimated $76.9 million at the box office in 2018 (the first SW movie to lose money). The sequel trilogy's box office declined greatly going from $2.06 billion for TFA in 2015 to $1.07 billion for RoS in 2019 (a billion dollar drop off). RoS was such a nightmare with expensive reshoots that SW hasn't had a new movie and relegated to Disney+.

    • @padregigacocks6567
      @padregigacocks6567 3 місяці тому +29

      @@errorschnansch1892 Disney, not Marvel. Disney lost...A LOT

  • @ernestoamesqua4848
    @ernestoamesqua4848 2 місяці тому +1130

    I used to like StarWars, then Disney came along

    • @ChristopherPortorreal-ol2mj
      @ChristopherPortorreal-ol2mj 2 місяці тому +22

      Lucas must have a big regret

    • @andyjardine8192
      @andyjardine8192 2 місяці тому +16

      Same here 👍 Disney has completely ruined it

    • @Shakor77
      @Shakor77 2 місяці тому +15

      And with Disney, feminist cancer, which is slowly destroying any franchise that they bought.

    • @getmad3013
      @getmad3013 2 місяці тому +5

      StarWars was always overhyped that why there is so much dislike for anything else lol

    • @PauloHernandezXD
      @PauloHernandezXD 2 місяці тому +5

      Honestly the trilogy with Rey made me inadvertently develop a disliking for EVERYTHING related to StarWars.
      The only thing I still like is Forced Unleashed 2, lol

  • @SAVAGESUN
    @SAVAGESUN 2 місяці тому +19

    This looks terrible. Star Wars died in 2012. Disney utterly destroyed it with woke, political nonsense. I’m proud to say my family and I will never watch another Disney program ever again. My friend offered me his password to his Disney account and I told him no thanks. You literally couldn’t pay me to watch their propaganda.

    • @Howlingburd19
      @Howlingburd19 16 днів тому +1

      I think Star Wars began to decline with the release of the special editions and the prequels. But the prequels still FELT like Star Wars and the products after the prequels were very solid. But then Disney bought it and that’s when it declined like a landslide…

  • @geomfilms
    @geomfilms 4 місяці тому +1662

    "What are you?" "Good question for another time"

    • @sudershenstinson6307
      @sudershenstinson6307 4 місяці тому +65

      And leave it unanswered and complete the trilogy

    • @Spillow-C
      @Spillow-C 4 місяці тому +30

      "I'm SOYLO Ren"

    • @pkmovies92
      @pkmovies92 4 місяці тому +20

      1:28 Darth Pennywise

    • @HIGHLANDWOLF1783
      @HIGHLANDWOLF1783 4 місяці тому +34

      "What am I? ....I have a list of pronouns"

    • @flap.d.jack247
      @flap.d.jack247 4 місяці тому +2

      @@HIGHLANDWOLF1783 joke would work if some word dictated who you are, but they don't

  • @ClasherSports
    @ClasherSports 3 місяці тому +246

    77K LIKES VS 206K DISLIKES..... YIIIIIIIIIIIKES!!!!!!!!!

    • @HavendaleBlvd80
      @HavendaleBlvd80 2 місяці тому +5

      How can you see the dislikes?

    • @darkuksdark6939
      @darkuksdark6939 2 місяці тому

      @@HavendaleBlvd80 you need youtube disslike addon for your browser

    • @IvanOoze1990
      @IvanOoze1990 2 місяці тому

      @@HavendaleBlvd80 addon browser extension

    • @PrototypeGoose
      @PrototypeGoose 2 місяці тому +9

      Update: 78k - 234k

    • @xbigcolex1912
      @xbigcolex1912 2 місяці тому

      @@HavendaleBlvd80im wondering the same thing

  • @Shino2288
    @Shino2288 4 місяці тому +387

    "What are you?"
    "The like/dislike bar getting ratioed."

    • @robertl.wilson1199
      @robertl.wilson1199 4 місяці тому +18

      By far the most toxic fanbase.

    • @PLAYER2035
      @PLAYER2035 4 місяці тому +33

      @@robertl.wilson1199fans imply that anyone still enjoys Star Wars

    • @SolracNexus
      @SolracNexus 4 місяці тому +51

      ​@@robertl.wilson1199so disliking something is toxic? I think being toxic means attacking almost everyone for not going your way and being disrespectful - or calling people toxic for having a different opinion

    • @Sesuaki19
      @Sesuaki19 4 місяці тому +6

      ​@@SolracNexusBro it didn't even come out, how do you dislike it?😭

    • @tomigun5180
      @tomigun5180 4 місяці тому +27

      @@Sesuaki19 Bro, it's a trailer. We. dislike. the. trailer. Get it now?

  • @ChristianRPorter
    @ChristianRPorter 16 днів тому +12

    Who’s here after The Acolyte got cancelled?

  • @ryann6919
    @ryann6919 3 місяці тому +517

    "what are you?"
    "An Eric Cartman version of Kathleen Kennedy from the multiverse"

  • @lofimusicbygrizzlybeatz
    @lofimusicbygrizzlybeatz 4 місяці тому +515

    "What are you?"
    "Beep/Bop/Boop”

  • @johnneil14
    @johnneil14 4 місяці тому +369

    "What are you?"
    "A downvoter."

  • @brianng3700
    @brianng3700 Місяць тому +6

    Jedi are supposed to be the good guys. What have you done?!?

  • @dwaynecanton6649
    @dwaynecanton6649 4 місяці тому +164

    "What are you?"
    "A dumpster fire."

    • @JohnDoe-pt7ru
      @JohnDoe-pt7ru 4 місяці тому +4

      Add another to the growing pile.

    • @IstandwithIsrael236
      @IstandwithIsrael236 4 місяці тому +3

      Jedi Master : what do you see Youngling : I see fire. Jedi Master : No, little one. That's just your parents partaking in a mostly peaceful protest

  • @user-mn6gc8gf9d
    @user-mn6gc8gf9d 3 місяці тому +503

    "What are you?"
    "I'm here to talk to you about your car's extended warranty"

    • @ripebanana8169
      @ripebanana8169 3 місяці тому +4

      THIS IS THE SOUL DEFINITION OF A UNDERATED COMMENT!!!!!

    • @sgtswampdonky
      @sgtswampdonky 3 місяці тому +1

      leave ts in 2020 bro

    • @Darth0308
      @Darth0308 3 місяці тому

      ​@ripebanana8169 very subjective...I find more people that see the extended warranty joke as Cringe and extremely overused. An extended warranty comment will never be underrated, it's just been in circulation too long and has been used for almost every situation, alot of times being cringeworthy. But there's always gonna be the few that hear it for the first time and find it hilarious somehow. Usually it's the ones too young to have had a car long enough to even get the letters.

    • @jackthomas2051
      @jackthomas2051 3 місяці тому

      @@Darth0308
      You know what NOT underrated? A 10 paragraph diatribe on why an “Extended Car Warranty” joke isn’t funny anymore.
      Are you going to tell us to stay off your lawn next?

    • @benroth5184
      @benroth5184 3 місяці тому

      This Line will NEVER get old because of wonderfully funny hoomans place it just right, every time 😌

  • @brandendrummond4249
    @brandendrummond4249 3 місяці тому +90

    The DEI is strong with this one ☝🏽

  • @LuRybz
    @LuRybz Місяць тому +9

    Star Wars is over, my friends.😭

    • @Soup-man
      @Soup-man Місяць тому

      It's been over

    • @daboz8753
      @daboz8753 5 днів тому

      @@Soup-man
      Yea, ended in 2012

  • @jiffbizgroff9212
    @jiffbizgroff9212 3 місяці тому +240

    My favourite bit was when the Acolyte said " its Acolyting time "

  • @R_wir3
    @R_wir3 4 місяці тому +1053

    "What are you?"
    "I'm something of a scientist myself"

  • @XxItsYourBoyChienxX
    @XxItsYourBoyChienxX 4 місяці тому +634

    "What are you?"
    "I'm a genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist"

    • @vestavind
      @vestavind 4 місяці тому +13

      I understood that reference

    • @AaAa-yg3yd
      @AaAa-yg3yd 4 місяці тому +1

      philip rotshild

    • @marissashantez6051
      @marissashantez6051 4 місяці тому +2

      I am BATMAN!

    • @jedironin380
      @jedironin380 3 місяці тому

      @@marissashantez6051 Here, have a Snickers bar.

    • @bobhi2668
      @bobhi2668 3 місяці тому

      I am sofa king wee Todd ed

  • @aleksandraorlanska5036
    @aleksandraorlanska5036 17 днів тому +9

    Absolutely unwatchable. What Disney did to Star Wars is CRIMINAL.

  • @Gearedfilm57
    @Gearedfilm57 4 місяці тому +52

    Came for the comments and was not disappointed.

    • @JohnWHoff
      @JohnWHoff 2 місяці тому +3

      The trailer was 1 minute, 50 seconds. My time spent in the comments...much longer!!!! Because, frankly, the comments are so much more entertaining.

    • @lifecoachingwithjames7545
      @lifecoachingwithjames7545 2 місяці тому

      Same

  • @user-on1zf2zm6f
    @user-on1zf2zm6f 2 місяці тому +274

    - How bad are you in filmmaking?
    - Star Wars

    • @JLL_29
      @JLL_29 2 місяці тому +8

      Disney*
      Star Wars aint bad, Disney made em bad

    • @takerhulk3163
      @takerhulk3163 2 місяці тому

      @@JLL_29 episode 1 and 3 wasnt great

    • @melus1169
      @melus1169 2 місяці тому +3

      disney ruined it lol

  • @roar1149
    @roar1149 3 місяці тому +234

    Bravo youtube and disney. If you hide the dislikes it doesn't make them go away. As of 6/6 there are over 800k dislikes on this.

    • @dancingkitty11
      @dancingkitty11 2 місяці тому +1

      Thems is good numbers.

    • @_taxman_
      @_taxman_ 2 місяці тому +9

      Ha, check em now. UA-cam reset them.
      77K "likes" // 224K dislikes as of time of writing.

    • @Bart88PL
      @Bart88PL 2 місяці тому

      @@_taxman_ The same I've seen.

    • @james4thedoctor482
      @james4thedoctor482 2 місяці тому +1

      Where can you see the number of dislikes?

    • @salamance2
      @salamance2 2 місяці тому +1

      they are deleting them

  • @liamphibia
    @liamphibia 16 днів тому +15

    It's canceled! hallelujah it's canceled!

  • @Battlecam12
    @Battlecam12 2 місяці тому +173

    THE COMMENTS ARE MORE ENTERTAINING

    • @cforchex
      @cforchex 2 місяці тому +1

      this is true. i specially came here to dislike the video and read the comments. lol

  • @SheldonAdama17
    @SheldonAdama17 3 місяці тому +286

    “What are you?”
    “I’m Morbius, and it’s morbin’ time!”

    • @evilcartman32
      @evilcartman32 3 місяці тому

      Jay from RLM would appreciate this

    • @bossshun9
      @bossshun9 3 місяці тому +1

      Get out! 😂😂😂

  • @liquid_shadow8690
    @liquid_shadow8690 3 місяці тому +692

    This is not a Star Wars story. This is an activist message wrapped up with the name

    • @wcstrawberryfields8011
      @wcstrawberryfields8011 3 місяці тому

      DEI/BLM Cosplay. I'm sure the final battle will take place on some rich Marxist's summer home on Hoth.

    • @Dopteros
      @Dopteros 3 місяці тому +17

      What part of this is "activist message"???

    • @megacoolarto
      @megacoolarto 3 місяці тому

      ​@@Dopteros schizophrenia is contagious in the sw community apparently

    • @FUNBF
      @FUNBF 3 місяці тому

      @@Dopteros All of it 🥴, you must be blind not to see that much of woke propaganda

    • @Mondoness
      @Mondoness 3 місяці тому +35

      @@Dopteros bruh, youve seen none of the interviews have you.

  • @ThisGuy7310
    @ThisGuy7310 12 днів тому +4

    Oh the tears and cries of the few dozen people that actually enjoyed this show are sooo soothing😂

  • @milox1607
    @milox1607 4 місяці тому +866

    "What are you?"
    "MISA BACK"
    😹😹😹😹😹

    • @CrimsonDamian
      @CrimsonDamian 4 місяці тому +25

      Darth JarJar is eternal

    • @acemax1124
      @acemax1124 4 місяці тому +7

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @AnomalousCanid
      @AnomalousCanid 4 місяці тому +7

      Honestly with how much Disney has memed on what is canon, might as well

    • @CrimsonDamian
      @CrimsonDamian 4 місяці тому +12

      @@AnomalousCanid Honestly would be more fine with them making Jar Jar a Sith than many of the decisions they've made thus far with Star Wars lol

    • @chinlessjimmy
      @chinlessjimmy 4 місяці тому +5

      Too bad his eyes would definitely not fit in that helmet 💀

  • @_Ghostzero
    @_Ghostzero 4 місяці тому +152

    "what are you?"
    "Frozen meets kill Bill."

    • @renaissancenovice7202
      @renaissancenovice7202 4 місяці тому

      And Disney thought, "Yeah I'll throw millions of dollars at that. Harvey Weinstein's personal assistant proved long ago that she's a Company Girl."

    • @user-xi6if6qy9j
      @user-xi6if6qy9j 4 місяці тому +3

      lol. true

    • @sakkasufle6326
      @sakkasufle6326 3 місяці тому +2

      🤣😂

  • @michaelmarino1420
    @michaelmarino1420 4 місяці тому +469

    Somehow Palpatine returned in the past. He was studying spiders in the Amazon with my mom right before she died.

    • @davidknudson5166
      @davidknudson5166 4 місяці тому +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @AlexCramer-oi2lm
      @AlexCramer-oi2lm 3 місяці тому +5

      Teach me, oh great one, the power to understand this meme

    • @tommymarco
      @tommymarco 3 місяці тому +3

      Best movie ever 😁

    • @ShareTheLean
      @ShareTheLean 3 місяці тому +2

      Script leaks🤯. Maybe Palpatine is gonna pull up spamming Holdo maneuvers

    • @tommymarco
      @tommymarco 3 місяці тому

      @@ShareTheLean lol !!!!!!

  • @seynpurrp
    @seynpurrp 2 місяці тому +43

    "from the studio that brought you *andor* "
    I THINK NOT 💀💀

    • @liamphibia
      @liamphibia 16 днів тому +1

      The comparisons are night and day.