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The Best Joke Ever!
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- Опубліковано 22 сер 2012
- Two unfunny people figure out the best joke ever!
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When I was a kid I didn't know what subscribe means and I keep forgetting his channel name so I would search "best joke ever" and see his latest upload
so ur calling him a joke?
Lol
@@Chesburbger " i thought this sign /" seperates it from sentences from the source and their words
And I used to think that by subscribing I have to pay money, and I never knew that individual creators could upload UA-cam videos. I always thought UA-cam hired people for videos like tv
So how old are you now?
Oh I get it as the third one was duck so they had to duck while going to the bar( only took me 6 years)
Lol
Yeah but the wording used kinda bugs me. I feel like I'm missing something
@@slaven5239 yes it supposed to be "The third one ducks".
It took me 30 secs
it only took me your comment
How to cure a sick chemist ?
Step1: try to helium
Step2: if u cant carium
Step3: u might as well barium
I hate chemistry...
Lmao
bad joke
@@BLee619 lol
underrated
Son: dad do you know what an eclipse is?
Dad: no son
No sun 🙂
WTF 😂
Lol
copied from reddit meme
I get it
I have some jokes about unemployment
Oh wait none of them work
😂
Jake Mathew27 9110
Jake Mathew27 that is good
Jake Mathew27 AHAHAHA LMAO
Jake Mathew27 .......O MY GOD!!!
Teacher: Use dandelion in a sentence.
Kid: *Jamaican accent* The cheetah is faster dandelion.
Rin that's clever
LMAO
omg took me a second to get it 😂
Das prdy gud
*underrated joke*
If I have twin daughters, I’ll name one Kate.
And I’ll name the other DupliKate.
Game Time! why did this make me laugh
Lol
Don't
? Blitz ? Duplikate will kill you when she gets old
Lol
1:58
Imagine you're walking on the street and you see this
Lmao
GAE
Stand users just fighting randomly
Netflix adaptation of Jotaro vs Dio
That'd be... Weirdo
-Knock knock!
-Who's there?
-Daisy!
-Daisy who?
-Daisy me rollin', they hattin',...
omg
Good one
Luigi.
Luigi.
Nice one
so i farted in an apple store and everyone got mad so i said too bad they dont have windows
lol
😂😂😂
Lol
+Good Dow LOLOLOLOLL
Imao
I once tried telling a chemistry joke
But i got no reaction
ADN I don’t zinc so!
Your joke had no Potential.
@@ZzSlumberzZ your joke had no potassium sounds more funny
F
Archana Taneja
that doesn’t make sense tho
Two guys got arrested for stealing a calendar...
They both got six months.
🤣😂🤣😂🤣
In Jail?
i dont get it
@@sunnyvakkalanka27396 months can mean that they each “get” 6 months since there are twelve months on the calendar, but it can also mean 6 months in jail😝
@@jasmine7538 ok i get it now thanks
@@sunnyvakkalanka2739 r/wooosh oh... im late
Hey guys, i've got a builder joke.
I'm still working on it.
Nice one
Tyler Cafro I see what you did there...
hehe
Wanna hear a joke about Ebola?
Never mind, you won't get it
***** I told this joke to my friends and it came back to me like this
Wanna hear a joke about Ebola?
Don't worry, you won't get it
THAT IS NOT IT
Watched it, laughed, watched it again, laughed again. Ahh, so punny.
yeah it's very 'punny"
punderful
pundstounding!
Jude Kanawati pundsitting
I have a Punsterling
I almost lost myself when he sits down after saying " This is the only type of joke I can't stand" .
What room do ghost hate?
The Living Room.
Lucky nice broo
Cheesy but nice
So original 👏
@@ascendr Sarcasm?
🤣🤣😂😂
Science teacher told us this joke: 2 guys walk into a bar. One orders H2O, and the other says he wants H2O too. One of them dies. Guess why. (H2O2 = hydrogen peroxide which is poisonous)
A nerd joke, I like it
+TNunchaku. Bro who goes into a bar and then order water lol
That one's an oldie, but a goodie.
The sequel is : 2 guys walk into a bar, one orders h2o the other orders water. Just because your a scientist doesn't mean you have to say the scientific name... ;-;
Hey, mine too!
What does a ninja say to agree to do something?
Shur-i-ken
Sure I can.
not bad
Ha
Underrated
Hahahahaha
Since English is not my first language when I first watched it about 3 years ago I didn't fully understood all the puns but now I got every joke! It feels so nice
same
@Jennifer Wang thank you :)
that's so cute omg
That's awesome, man!
Haha same
My last two brain cells on an exam:
1:58
The Sirius black joke killed me
Ezana Tareke i dun get it
nevermind
Avada kedavra
- you're white.
- no, I'm black.
- LOL, stop joking.
- I'm serious.
Ezana Tareke ughhh i wish i could like ur comment but i like the nr 69 and i dont want to turn it into 70 sooo teeheee
Well in the end, i guess the two guys missed the DUCK.
GET IT?!
THEY DIDN'T DUCK!
I'M HILARIOUS.
haha
that was....HUMERUS!!!
+Idan Brinza Holy duck that was ducktastic!
That quacked me up
+Idan Brinza *_Jesus is Lord. To hear about how I saw the Lord, check my uploads._*
Why do shoes always lose at everything?
:because they always face de - feet
Underrated lmao
I thought you were gonna say because they always TIE
This is underrated
@@ginpau7416 but the tie doesnt do anything, does it KNOT
You know the drilll
But do you know the nail
Haha nailed that one
But I almost screwed it up...
Good one
*Not fUnny, diDnt laUgh*
joker: knock knock
batman: whos there?
joker: not ur parentz
ba dum tss
-.-
Aww. Poor batty😰 but on the inside I'm dying of laughter. I'm a bad person I know lol
Darth Vader: Knock Knock
Luke Skywalker: Who's There?
Darth Vader: YOUR FATHER
Leeroy Jenkins Your Father who?
someone:knock knock
me:fuck you
after 3 years I finally understood the Sirius black joke
what is it?
DraquellaMalfoyPotter *after 12 years ;)))))
Songviet Dau Sirius Black is a character from Harry Potter.
DraquellaMalfoyPotter After All this time?
Mohammad Mahmoud always
My and my brother used to have this whole video memorized. Man this brings back memories
Just recited this with my 19 yo brother xD it never gets old
It took me 7 years to understand this joke
I don't get it.
Your profile pic 😂😂😂
@@davidwang1637 I feel like I'm close to decoding it now.. Only two friends walked into the bar since the other is a duck and that duck won't reach the bar because he don't have the height for it, it's a knock knock joke, knock and knock the sound of those two friends knocking their head into the bar and!!!!! I actually still don't get it.. Mere mortals like us won't be able to comprehend that
@@agoodpotato844 Well if you find out the answer let me know lol. I too thought that the duck wouldn't reach the bar; also he said it was a knock knock joke and them hitting their heads made a "knock knock" sound, but then there's the duck. I was thinking something to do with "the chicken crossing the road" joke but its a duck not a chicken. And him reading the joke on his computer was obviously intentionally worded that way. I have no idea!?
@@adamwigley9738 the third one was duck so they had to duck while going to avoid the bar...
So, I decided to get a Brain transplant but I changed my mind.
oha
that's a pun and a paradox
lol nice one
lol
lol
2 guys walk into a bar. Short people have it so easy!
Lol
RWJ shud have it easy
He meant short on money right people? :) 'here have some free stuff'
Brian Watson Can you spot me a ten? I'm sure I could pay you back the second Tuesday of next week.
@@daskillz69 short people are too short to run into the bar's door
My cousin : “It’s raining cats and dogs today.”
Me: “Yeah it is raining cats and dogs today, it say’s it in the weather FURcast.”
...get it cause cat’s and dogs have fur...
Okay I’m out.
You dont need to explain it
Unknown User says doesn’t have an apostrophe.
I would like this comment, but it has 69 likes. Great number huh
In gta vice city, cats and dogs is a cheat i think.
It's raining cats and dogs outside...
And I just stepped in a poodle.
yeah so i got this one joke about paper...
nah, its tearable
Lol
I laughed pretty hard at this 😂
Yup that was tearable.
a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
The horse has crippling depression, alcoholism is his only escape.
a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "why the long face?". the horse got ran over and his face is kinda crushed.
So original !!!
Brian Watson It's not supposed to be punny. www.bing.com/images/search?q=original+beer&qs=AS&sk=AS5&FORM=QBIR&pq=original%20beer&sc=8-13&sp=6&qs=AS&sk=AS5#view=detail&id=A8605D306E85A49D45E7E00ABBB324A915006BFA&selectedIndex=17
racist joke incoming (you have been warned) a black guy, a jew, and a mexican walk into a bar. The bartender says GTFO.
I guess you're right. The whole point was bartenders used to simply reject service to black people. Actually the fact that you DON"T find it funny is a sign that humanity is moving in the right direction.
Characters: Shutup, Manneers, and a dog named Poop.
Police: Hey, what were you doing back there?
Shutup: Speeding, why?
Police: What's your name?
Shutup: Shutup.
Police: Where's your manners?
Shutup: He's back at my place picking up Poop.
Police: WTF???
LOL, good one!
i know this somewhere....
This is a good one haha
Thanks :D
Oh, your version sounds a bit different. It's actually been a while since I've heard that joke from my friend, so some parts were made from what I could barely remember.
Ryan: Ok lets cut to the chase
Guy named Chase: WHAT????
*Last night I dreamt of swimming in a ocean that was colored like orange soda*
*Turns out it was all just a Fanta sea*
So three guys are standing on top of a cliff. There is a sign there, and it says whatever each person says next will be what they fall into if they jump off.
The first guy, excited, yells "CASH!", jumps off, and falls into a bunch of cash.
The second guy yells "PILLOWS!" and falls into a bunch of pillows.
Unfortunately for the third guy, he wasn't paying much attention and was therefore confused when he saw his two friends jump off the cliff. He peered over to see what happened, and accidentally fell off the edge. Without thinking, he yelled:
"OH SH*T!"
Hahahahhaha he landed on poop
+fanaticentertainment 10/10
He landed on an "O" and an "H". right?
Ha real funny
+fanaticentertainment lol its good to pay attention
I was gonna tell a joke about cheddar, but it was to cheesy, it would have been grate though.
😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
lmao
Them puns.... XD
United Gamer567 z
Muck'e it is part of the joke as in you GRATE cheese
United Gamer567 spell GREAT right for once
A blind man walks into a bar.
And a table. and a chair. and a
people
I've seen this joke so many times I'm numb to it
I don’t get it
strategic gamer blind person accidentally walked into all of them because he can’t see
I did not get it because of him saying a people. So I thought it was some thing to do with *a* people.
He can't seee so he hear the voice of the people table and the chair. Not sure😂
I went over to my depressed friends house to hang out...
...He already started without me.
Very sad joke
Noice
Man that's dark
*Sayori has entered the chat*
@@honeystream9499 is that a Doki Doki reference?
Little Timmy was playing in the garden, and squashed a honey bee. His dad saw, and was so angry that he said 'No honey for a month!' Then he saw Little Timmy swat a butterfly, and he said 'No butter for a month, and you have to come inside now!' Meanwhile, his mum was cooking dinner. A cockroach ran across the kitchen, and she panicked and crushed it under her foot just as Little Timmy and his dad walked in. Little Timmy looked at his dad and said 'Do you want to tell her, or shall I?'
+Yao Teck Ng yeah like this is how you spell cokeroach idiot
+Andreas Niinimaa it's cockroach, you're the idiot
+Samuelito THis is pretty damn good. Unless is just another copy'n'paste? My first time seeing so it was amazing.
THis is pretty damn good. Unless is just another copy'n'paste? My first time seeing so it was amazing.
Harman Nagra I'm sorry, its hard to detect sarcasm over the internet
These aren't jokes....
These are puns!
Puns are jokes
SpareTimeSpike neither does your life
Cdrew_10 Original
GD Aerogast I know right!
Cdrew_10 aa
Guys stop giving me jokes I can’t keep on liking them
Can you use because 3 times in a sentence
Other guy-No dummy
Me-You cannot use ' because '3 times in a sentence because 'because' is a conjunction.
That friend is no more my friend
You cannot end a sentence with "because" , because "because" is a conjunction.
@@editingsperfect9397 yessir
When they both walk into the bar, there shouldve been a third guy that ducks under it
nee dat is niet zo als ik een banaan ben is het geen appel jij snapt me toch wel?
I know right
Camera guy, dude
thijsiphone um the translation makes no sense
lolcat Gaming Its no translation its dutch and im dutch ;)
Before Marriage:
Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait.
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Boy: No don't even think about it.
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will.
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: Never. Why are you even asking?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Every chance I get.
Girl: Will you hit me?
Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy?
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes.
Girl: Darling!
After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)
Hanna Kat That is better than the video!
That joke was horrible,
Haha, I don't wanna take the credit. I found it on a joke website and this suited the video so well.
Hanna Kat What was the website?
Hanna Kat LOL
What did sushi A say to sushi B?.......
wassabi (what's up, B)
what? I don't get it
@@just_golden1085 wassabi is like a thick green paste that you get with sushi
Lmao
Nobody:
UA-cam algorithm: time to bring back mega nostalgia
That moment when you realise that you understood every single joke and pun in the video.
"My level of IQ is out of this universe. "
1:49 explain
its a wire
@@mbaku5071 why are(wire) we doing this again
You didn't make a pun so your IQ dropped.
Two hunters are walking in a forest and one passes out. The other hunter thinks he is dead so he dials 911. 911 says, "make sure he is really dead." a few seconds later, he hears a gunshot. The other hunter now says, "what do i do next?"
OMG
what
Oh I get it the hunter shoots his friend to make sure he is dead and the one who hears it is the police guy, LOL
Cringe
Jade Sun Thats not ur joke though, I had that ringtone.
Who still watches his old videos because he doesn’t upload anymore.
I love this so much. I laughed as soon as it literally cut to the chase.
i tried to catch a cloud today, But i mist.
A Swede shot an arrow out to the open air... and missed.
Hot
GUY1: You smell like updog.
GUY2: What’s updog?
GUY1: Hey.
I’m gonna wait until you get the joke.
Introverted Incognito that's not a joke you just said something random to confuse others😂
Actually it’s not random guy 2 says what’s up dog!!!
@@priestshibe lmao thank you for explaining
i was literally confused
Wassup dawg?
I get it.
Not much, what’s up with you?
Whoever invent the knock knock joke, he deserves a "nobell" prize.😂
*Do you know since when UA-cam lost its quality??*
*Since Ryan's last regular upload*
And since Smosh got sold
Heres one.Its not the best in the world but still funny:
A boy is sitting in class and his math teacher asks," Joseph, please answer this math equation.A man is hunting ducks and kills 1 of the 4 ducks.How many are left?" Joseph replies," None, cuz the noise would scare them away."The teacher smiles and says," No, the answer is 3.But I like the way you're thinking."Joseph seems happy."Now I got a question for you, teacher.There are three women eating ice cream.One is biting her cone, the second is licking the cone, and the third is sucking the cone.Which one is married?" The teacher thinks for a second and then says," The one sucking the cone?" Joseph says "No, the one with the ring on her finger.But I like the way you're thinking >.>"
Was that a funny joke?
Sorta X3
Kara Wu Thx
Camerønn12 Productions™ I'm pretty sure i saw this somewhere.
Lol
Yeah
Koala: i have the right koalafications
Elephant: your koalafications are completely irrelephant
Lion: dont listen to him hes lion!
Bear: this arguing is becoming unbearable.
Horse: indeed its making my voice horse
Owl: horse please when do you ever say something smart. Come on owl wait for it
Hawk: ouch hawkward
Giraffe: im out of here you all are giraffing me crazy
Kitten: ur kitten me right?
Goat: i agree they have goat to be kitten me
Cheetah: dont be such a cheetah goat u can only use ur own animal name.
James Dutcher cool joke but can you explain what cheetah meant? I'm a little lost, sorry 😅😅
Gia Vincent , cheatah means cheater
SMAUG The Impenetrable I know that part, but what did they mean when it said "you can only use your own animal name? Wait a minutes....ohhhh he said "kitten" OK I get it now......I'm really sorry😅
Cheetah isnt even close to the meaning "cheater". Cheetah is in a leopard/cat family.
Pandai , its just a play of words bro , its close to the pronunciation of "cheater".
1:11 “You walk around with a chip on your shoulder”
Dixie D’ Amelio: “I got, chips on my shoulder”
😂😂😂
The best joke to Ryan- this
The best joke to my mom- me
No litterally I was born in April fool's day...
Do you know how I escaped Iraq?
I-ran
Lol
Hahah lol
KlownGamer 77 Then did you eat Turkey
Nice one LOL
Liquify I knew u would say that
What do you call a bear with no ears?
B
Darius Chien woww😂
BS
Omg I stopped dead to think few seconds then laugh. Why I was laughing seriously
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh
No it’s B-S
Me: my cat died
Friend: oh, i CAT believe it, you gotta be KITTIN me, now i am not FELINE so good.
May i please get extra corny jokes points?
That was terrible
I like how there’s no intro and it just gets into the video. That’s a real good thing that a UA-cam does, and that’s why I love Nigahiga
Sometimes I kneel down, tuck my knees in and lean forward.
That’s just how I roll.
LOL!!!
Btw 200th like.
@Vismay Sriram Nah, probably a glitch
@Vismay Sriramnow it's 202
Did yall really just have a convo over who got 200th like smh
@@dommy1495 LOL chill convo
1: You know what sucks?
2: A vaccuum
1:No like metamorphically
2: A black hole
1:No like what's not cool...
2: The Sun
1: Your so hard to talk to
2: You're*
Be more original shithead
:. gØØwy .: lol technically you won’t be able to correct someone for spelling you’re wrong when they talk to them. It’s a homophone m8.
Erin McKeown ifkr..
Erin McKeown you don't know if they're grammatically wrong unless it's chat
Head
What do you call a guy with a rubber toe
Roberto
What do u call a guy with a rubber toe and who is drowning in jr. Lake!
I'm using it in my own comment. Bye!
Arent that a joke by harry styles?
suddenly, everyone is a professional joker
Nah I'm more a bat man.. 😃
What’s rarer than a four leaf clover?
Original comments
🤔A good joke....☺
Your dad
I’m just another person browsing the comments
That's ironic
Plot twist : This was copied
Me: what’s the difference between a tuna, guitar, and a pot of glue
Friend:idk
Me:you can tuna guitar but you cannot guitar a tuna
Friend:what about the glue
Me:I knew you’d get *stuck* there
Copied
Wow he got trapped in a sticky situation
I'm so late
Literally , u can't tune a piano .
just sayin'
What do u call a guy with rubber toe and who's drowning in junior lake!
Roberto Drowning Jr.
Bro, *stop* he's dying on the *road* to heaven! Everyone would *car* so *drive* up to the hospital, this is no time for *smokes*
My friend accidentally stepped on a Captain Crunch, so I called the police because he was a...
*Cereal* Killer
Is that a Sherlock reference?
HEY. why does peterpan always fly?
Because he neverlands . Get it? No? Okay I'll just leave
KatieLPSProductions Oh I get it. You made a pun out of Netherlands.
Lol
This joke will never get old
Ah
@@filiptalimdzioski7281 You being sarcastic? Or you never heard about Neverland?
Best Joke:
What instrument does a skeleton play?
A tromBONE
Wasn't that humerus?
These jokes tickle my funny bone
Man, these puns send a shiver down my spine
+EpicFinish9 to those who laughed: Hip Hip Hooray!
And to those who facepalmed over the comment: It's going tibia ok.
***** Haha You caught on
I feel my puns crawling on my back... It's going to be a bad night...
ha undertale 😂
***** Did I ever say it was funny? No. I just like it. Dummy (pun intended)
I broke my finger last week,
On the other hand, I am okay.
Get it: on the other hand,🖐🏼
The best jokes are those are out of topic like:
Q:Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: toaster
It took me 2 fucking years to finally get that joke
I'm glad I'm not the only one
LOL I got it in five minutes
ZACCanadianBacca -Road to 3mil subs Well I don't know about you but I watched this when it first came out.
Well it took me like five years to figure out the six afraid of seven joke. See I was thinking it was funny because of the seven eating 8 but It took me a while to figure out it funny because your counting six to eight as you explain why six was afraid. I felt really dumb for that I still do.
I still don't get it, i think im on the path of u guys..
How does Harry Potter get down a hill?
Walking.
JK ROLLING!!!!!
AapeliSeveri lmfaooo
😂😂😂😂
Oh the author of the thing...
When will you find an original joke?
*Read more*
NEVER
Do wanna hear another joke
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Your "Life"
Your joke is darker than pitch black
shatan
Damn🤧
Well it better be funny.
These jokes are so bad that they actually made me laugh 😂
One day Kirby walked into a bar. In there he met a knight.
Meta knight, met a knight with a metanite
What do you call a motor with ears?
Engineers
1981humphreysjim hcgch
Burung papilo
Also stolen
Why coudn't Jake write an essay on goldfish?
Because he didn't have waterproof ink
now this just puts a smile on my face
What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?
Bi- son!!
Bye son
r/wooosh
@@jakethecreeper7840 ??
I dont get it
Basically u watched f2 freestylers
Wanna hear a joke?
Your chances with your crush
Liam Mcavoy Hey man.....that was low..... D: .........and true....
I don't have a crush huehuehue XD
Liam Mcavoy I'm forever alone. JOKES ON U!
+Liam Mcavoy worked out pretty well. *You forgot to end your sentence, so I finished for you!! ;)*
wow...
Son: I Dad I’m hungry
Dad: Hi Hungry I’m Dad
Son: No Dad I’m serious
Dad: No you’re not, you’re Hungry
Copied.
not funny i saw this so many times
why did the buffalo go up the stair ways of heaven he wanted buffalo wings
This is pure genius
If anyone can beat this...I will double fist them shit!
EliteWizzerd946 promise ;) ?
To be honest, I have no idea WTF I just said. I'm just saying a very rough quote. XD
the person who made the knock knock joke probably win the NOBELL prize XD
Billy Zheng 😂😂😂😂😂😂 no 🔔
Nobel peace price? Really ?
@@hilal_younusyou're an idiot... you know that?
@@ourgem4116 agreed
Or can't stop turning on their grave for all the corniness they released on the earth that may continue for all eternity.
I watched this like 6 years ago and I’m only just getting it now
The last time I was arrested was because I sold a 2019 calendar in 2020.
....and the third one is a duck....
OH MY GOD I GET IT NOW!
i still dont get it? am i trying to hard?
grammer
Lol now I get it xD
I think it's the fact that the duck was so short, so it walked under, while the two guys ran into a bar.
***** ok, thats more like it, lol thanks!
How it should've ended.
Knock knock
Who's there
TEE
TEE WHO
Not TEE WHO,TEEHEE
You want to hear a pizza joke?
Nah its to cheesy ;)
Hehe
1:23 and half the life in the universe disappears.
I don't know if it's because I'm tired, or what but I probably laughed too hard at this.
I died laughing at 1:46! I didn't expect it! xD
And to think I came to search for this video because an Undertale comic was inspired by it.
Undertake + anime = cancer
If Undertale + anime = Cancer Then is that what Alphys was making in the lab
Brings back memories huh
Caption: Best joke ever
Me: Look mom, he just made a video on my life!!!
Jokes have a meaning bro