How To Hide Your Farts

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  • @joannj2075
    @joannj2075 6 років тому +2047

    3 years later and the most useful thing on the Internet

    • @lancejacobs5069
      @lancejacobs5069 6 років тому +2

      so true

    • @cheesey1635
      @cheesey1635 6 років тому

      Yeah

    • @spriue
      @spriue 6 років тому

      Jjfamsquad 25 AAAAARRRRRMMMMMMYYYYYYYY

    • @angeliemae1611
      @angeliemae1611 6 років тому +1

      yogabbagabba 25 bb

    • @At24_
      @At24_ 6 років тому

      yogabbagabba 25 i saw your comment yesterday in another nigahiga vid

  • @littlekidlover
    @littlekidlover 5 років тому +3173

    The cheek spreader is literally my go to technique. I used it everyday since.

    • @alekhabecker7984
      @alekhabecker7984 4 роки тому +159

      ffreezzy I personally use flying nimbus

    • @randomdude3022
      @randomdude3022 4 роки тому +10

      ffreezzy me to

    • @cactus_pot
      @cactus_pot 4 роки тому +7

      Same

    • @him1517
      @him1517 4 роки тому +18

      you set yo self up for a “clap em cheeks” joke fam

    • @officialziochannel
      @officialziochannel 4 роки тому +6

      Same but I like to use the loud noise one too

  • @aidanzhou5691
    @aidanzhou5691 4 роки тому +3798

    Ryan in 2015: "thats like judging someone for sneezing"
    2020: People get judged for sneezing

  • @subtomeforgoodluck372
    @subtomeforgoodluck372 4 роки тому +1249

    2015: How to hide your farts
    2020: How to use your farts to hide coughs

  • @ungoosed2232
    @ungoosed2232 5 років тому +729

    i know this is an old video but ryan YOU HAVE HELPED ME IN SO MANY SITUATIONS WITH THE 1ST TECHNIQUE thank you

    • @isaackookie8383
      @isaackookie8383 5 років тому +11

      SAME DUDE LOL I DON’T KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO IF I DIDN’T WATCH THIS VIDEO 😆

    • @hittingyouoverthehead
      @hittingyouoverthehead 5 років тому +13

      I always use the airbender technique myself but I guess you can't do it if you're not an airbender

    • @kaminski47
      @kaminski47 4 роки тому +4

      Perfect in class

    • @ryan_69420
      @ryan_69420 4 роки тому

      I used this before this vid and felt like he shouted me out lol

    • @ryan_69420
      @ryan_69420 4 роки тому

      Ashcool Airbender technique is for nerds I ALWAYS use the flying nimbus

  • @sabithossain2040
    @sabithossain2040 7 років тому +3162

    The only youtuber who make the fart jokes funny.

  • @NaruAMV1
    @NaruAMV1 9 років тому +1688

    I just realized. Your views are declining rather drastically. That makes me EXTREMELY sad. Your content just keeps getting better and better, but people's attention is moving away from this style of YouTubing, and considering I've been here since the very beginning of your UA-cam journey, that just...I don't know, it crushes me.
    I hope you continue to share this wonderful stuff. It makes me happy, still.

    • @ArticleBot
      @ArticleBot 9 років тому +2

      ***** fred stopped making videos on his main channel.(still makes them on the channel "lucas" and has quite a bit subscribers. So alot of people still know about him and more people each day

    • @Mrawesome2346
      @Mrawesome2346 9 років тому +3

      No there not lol the reason it looks like it is because those vids are days,weeks ago so more people saw them:)

    • @mohamedelhaddade6371
      @mohamedelhaddade6371 9 років тому +6

      ***** it's hard to mack a video like this

    • @CiStaeb
      @CiStaeb 9 років тому +1

      I just discovered him last week

    • @TheRossFilms
      @TheRossFilms 9 років тому +12

      Just throwing it out there but it's probably cause it was just uploaded so give it a while

  • @lincolnpatrick8056
    @lincolnpatrick8056 4 роки тому +454

    Notice that during the gentleman technique dania was the “date” and during the racecar bit daina said she had the worst date yesterday

  • @talaaayoussef3255
    @talaaayoussef3255 5 років тому +6378

    When you fart and sneeze at the same time, your body is taking a screenshot xD

  • @SK-hz4be
    @SK-hz4be 6 років тому +620

    *Farts are the same as sneezes*
    Me: Mhm yup, why dont schools teach us this

  • @JoshuaDTV
    @JoshuaDTV 9 років тому +3816

    BUHDOH MUSSOHS. I can't stop saying it.

    • @cassidy9928
      @cassidy9928 9 років тому +4

      Here because of you❤️

    • @ashleabennett9089
      @ashleabennett9089 9 років тому +7

      Came here because of u😍😀

    • @maddistar99
      @maddistar99 9 років тому +2

      Here because of the mystery video😍❤️

    • @bunnyass3000
      @bunnyass3000 9 років тому +2

      JoshuaDTV your mystery videos are always the best!

    • @ashleabennett9089
      @ashleabennett9089 9 років тому +13

      They are ay!!! If you think that josh should keep vlogging and doing mystery videos then like this comment!!

  • @mariabebi3627
    @mariabebi3627 3 роки тому +312

    “Farts are basically butt sneezes” he’s got a point there 😂

    • @Velvet62211
      @Velvet62211 3 роки тому +3

      Sneezes are basically mouth farts, but as a liquid and it doesn’t smell as bad :)

    • @rosethxr
      @rosethxr 2 роки тому

      @@Velvet62211 lmao

    • @rosethxr
      @rosethxr 2 роки тому

      @@Velvet62211 or nose fart

  • @ivanakoceva1428
    @ivanakoceva1428 9 років тому +232

    I don't know why people think sneezing is okay yet farting is not. Sneezing is often a sign that you might be sick and they release germs. Farts on the other hand are a sign that your body is working properly and that its healthy.

    • @89ksantoso
      @89ksantoso 9 років тому +1

      Because people dont like the smell of fart 😂 it is kinda embarrassing, but it is ok for me 😂

    • @breadcrumbs3530
      @breadcrumbs3530 9 років тому +12

      For some reason, sometimes people think SNEEZING is rude. Like when I was in class, I was suffering from some mad seasonal allergies despite taking my allergy medicine, and I kept sneezing. I tried to keep it as silent as a could, but every time I sneezed, the teacher would clear her throat and shoot me a mean glare. It also happens to me when I'm in church, the people around me would nastily look at me like I was purposely interrupting. ITS NOT LIKE I CANT CONTROL IT OR ANYTHING GEEZ YOU IDIOTS.

    • @RanbirDeepiYoutube
      @RanbirDeepiYoutube 9 років тому

      I agree!👍

    • @yuzaf2
      @yuzaf2 9 років тому

      Sneezes smell bad too

    • @yuzaf2
      @yuzaf2 9 років тому

      my sneezes are smell very bad. I always sneeze very hard. my sneezes even fear people

  • @pawew.6716
    @pawew.6716 5 років тому +556

    My friend once admitted that he can fart on command, then everytime he needed to fart he shouted "fart on command!"

  • @gdfsgfd383
    @gdfsgfd383 9 років тому +137

    How to start an Internet fight
    Step 1:state and opinion about something
    Step 2:just wait

    • @georgeberidze2419
      @georgeberidze2419 9 років тому +18

      Step 3:Make ILLUMINATI joke or ' A starving kid in Africa could have eaten ...'

    • @tij8785
      @tij8785 9 років тому +7

      k.

    • @TheFaTmOnKeY03
      @TheFaTmOnKeY03 9 років тому +3

      Especially a console war comment

    • @GreatSage91
      @GreatSage91 9 років тому +1

      I disagree with that guide

    • @lr.6311
      @lr.6311 9 років тому

      Mayur3tears i like ur picture, it is beautiful.

  • @maxibon3353
    @maxibon3353 3 роки тому +36

    Its been over 6 years since this video has come out and I remember watching it back then and I can say confidently that the first trick works exquisitely. I'm generally a very gassy person, so whenever I'm in class or something of the sort, I just plant one cheek down and scoot a little bit. I've returned to spread the good news of what my boy Ryan has done for my life because there would have been so many times where I need to let out a little baby tooter and gotten horrible stares from all the people around me. Its also so much easier to blame people for farts because you just need t pretend that you don't smell it for a bit. No ;life hack video has helped me more than this video has. Thank You, Ryan Higa

  • @solehshaiful5942
    @solehshaiful5942 5 років тому +1347

    This video saved me during my GCSE exams im not even joking

  • @eminyavuz8484
    @eminyavuz8484 8 років тому +49

    I can't believe I had'nt subscribed to this channel until now.

    • @eminyavuz8484
      @eminyavuz8484 8 років тому +1

      why would you say that?

    • @qrstiic8257
      @qrstiic8257 8 років тому

      Emin Yavuz don't respond to your own comment

    • @elimoons6701
      @elimoons6701 8 років тому +1

      ikr i feel the same way

    • @yassinebourri3489
      @yassinebourri3489 8 років тому +1

      iPhone 7 and iРhоnе 7 РlusGiveеeeawaаay => twitter.com/fb3c6d7ce5e23ece5/status/790428760050798592 How Tо Hide Your Farts

    • @bigmamajuju2254
      @bigmamajuju2254 7 років тому +4

      yassine bourri SCCCCAAAAAAMMMM

  • @CovanasticTheGamer99
    @CovanasticTheGamer99 9 років тому +262

    If you are reading this, I just want to let you know that behind this screen, you are an amazing, talented and a beautiful person, even if you think you're not, deep within your heart I believe there is a true potential talent in you, let it spark :) Have an awesome day

  • @Luke44668
    @Luke44668 3 роки тому +23

    The cheek spreader technique changed my life forever, thank you ryan

  • @iromtondon3634
    @iromtondon3634 6 років тому +743

    "Do you want to build a snowman...OK bye"
    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • @MrThatPenguin
    @MrThatPenguin 9 років тому +946

    How the fuck isn't Ryan the most subscribed on UA-cam? The creative ideas he comes out with in every video is incredible, the editing is mind blowing, the effort he puts in is so clear for all of us to see and honestly every video is genuinely funny. It's not like he just plays games and commentates over it, yeah you know who I'm talking about.

  • @ozers24
    @ozers24 9 років тому +166

    Who else just tried silent fart? It actually worked!
    Thanks Ryan!

    • @ryanhiga
      @ryanhiga  9 років тому +105

      Just trying to help out and do my part in this world ya know?

    • @OzersBrothers
      @OzersBrothers 9 років тому

      nigahiga Keep up your amazing tutorial videos! Be our Awkward Nation leader!
      We can get through this world together!

    • @Adisa1992
      @Adisa1992 9 років тому

      nigahiga I must try it as well

    • @spaman1234
      @spaman1234 9 років тому +2

      I tried all of the farting techniques above, how do you exactly do flying nimbus?
      Or only Fartborns can do that?

    • @Karza_357
      @Karza_357 9 років тому

      I have managed to silence a fart couple of times. I just let it out really slowly (doesn't work if the fart is huge thought) and it is silent.

  • @bryanwang2812
    @bryanwang2812 4 роки тому +253

    I bet the person on the date just looks at the car window and sees him having constapation or something

  • @melanieolivarez4533
    @melanieolivarez4533 8 років тому +2681

    When girls fart:
    Conceal don't feel.
    When guys fart:
    Let the storm rage on.

  • @wendywitt7620
    @wendywitt7620 6 років тому +214

    I tried the flying nimbus did not work

  • @nothanks4924
    @nothanks4924 7 років тому +557

    The first one actually works. Thanks Ryan :D

  • @user-zu4kf2ei6v
    @user-zu4kf2ei6v 4 роки тому +782

    Ryan: “who’s bat and what bat are we talking about?”
    Me: CORONA INTENSIFIES

  • @NovaaWolf
    @NovaaWolf 9 років тому +1912

    3 things that happened today..
    1. My sister said she hates nigahiga
    2. She got hit by a bus
    3. I lost my bus drivers licence

    • @funandlala
      @funandlala 9 років тому +48

      Lost it? Damn.

    • @xenontesla122
      @xenontesla122 9 років тому +185

      I'm so sorry for your loss...
      of your license of course.

    • @zacmorehouse4152
      @zacmorehouse4152 9 років тому +82

      I feel sorry for you.... you lost your bus license-that must have taken ages to get 😞

    • @TheSpongeboss
      @TheSpongeboss 9 років тому +75

      R.i.p ur bus liscience

    • @7054-q1z
      @7054-q1z 9 років тому +20

      So, you lost Bus license because you hit her with the bus? LOL

  • @nickevans2555
    @nickevans2555 9 років тому +90

    Of course a video about farts was posted on my birthday

  • @flamin_hot03
    @flamin_hot03 5 років тому +79

    I just realized this was uploaded on my birthday.
    That just made my day a whole lot better

    • @ar8812
      @ar8812 4 роки тому

      My birthday is one day before yours 6th feb

    • @splicix6226
      @splicix6226 4 роки тому +1

      Batfan 2070 I’m like a month late but happy birthday bro

    • @sugiliteex5971
      @sugiliteex5971 3 роки тому

      My bday is on feb 13 and i was born on a friday

    • @CoreTradingMastery
      @CoreTradingMastery 3 роки тому

      Actually 3 days after mine

  • @natawliee
    @natawliee 4 роки тому +227

    “Right off Batman’s Back”
    Right off to a great start

  • @Gae_Bulj
    @Gae_Bulj 6 років тому +915

    silent farts are the deadly est fart

    • @tragictransformerelectra3319
      @tragictransformerelectra3319 6 років тому +27

      That's why I call them ninja farts! XD

    • @chawiapc1032
      @chawiapc1032 5 років тому +15

      and probably stinkiest

    • @amberallen4181
      @amberallen4181 5 років тому +24

      TMI alert: Period farts are the worst.

    • @chawiapc1032
      @chawiapc1032 5 років тому +5

      Amber Allen ewwww

    • @sana3843
      @sana3843 5 років тому +6

      If you want to fart, do it boldly and loudly, like a hero. Only treacherous do silent farts)

  • @hayleymorris
    @hayleymorris 9 років тому +985

    Bless my butt sneeze.

    • @QuintenHyde
      @QuintenHyde 9 років тому +6

      You can't bless yourself. It goes against all laws of nature :P

    • @eruditian2751
      @eruditian2751 9 років тому +17

      Did You See The Light Kanye West blesses himself XD

    • @loodibu2906
      @loodibu2906 9 років тому +1

      Hayley! Hi! Love your videos :)

    • @goldyshergill5968
      @goldyshergill5968 9 років тому +7

      Farts are natural it shouldn't be judged #freethefart

    • @tommybackstrom4648
      @tommybackstrom4648 9 років тому +5

      *throws bag of attention

  • @ManuelChan40
    @ManuelChan40 7 років тому +59

    Make a remake of this video but every time he says "buhdoh mussohs" it goes faster

  • @nightking2490
    @nightking2490 Рік тому +6

    The cheek sync and the raising the volume are my favourites!!! They always work!!!

  • @dark_lord367z6
    @dark_lord367z6 9 років тому +1965

    I farted during the video. IM PROUD

  • @mohammedshafi3344
    @mohammedshafi3344 8 років тому +262

    When you're in class and the guy next to you farts, then blames it on you and everyone thinks you farted -_-

    • @jrodresume78
      @jrodresume78 8 років тому +3

      Happened to me in 5th grade. A girl sitting next to me sneezed and farted, then she thought I FARTED. LIKE WTF, HOW COULD SHE NOT KNOW IT WAS HER?! Everyone agreed that I FARTED. I really hate that day.

    • @mohammedshafi3344
      @mohammedshafi3344 8 років тому +5

      juan rodriguez
      I feel your pain xD

    • @0Moh
      @0Moh 8 років тому +3

      +juan rodriguez that girl is a the daughter of a bitch

    • @lam3248
      @lam3248 8 років тому

      Hope

    • @acul8777
      @acul8777 8 років тому

      same

  • @jenniferfixofficial
    @jenniferfixofficial 9 років тому +4326

    BUHDOH MUSSOHS

  • @donovanjoseph737
    @donovanjoseph737 4 роки тому +45

    I still can’t believe that THIS was the video that introduced me to ryan

  • @Lana-tp7iu
    @Lana-tp7iu 7 років тому +62

    who else is on a nigahiga marathon?

  • @thatrandomguy6526
    @thatrandomguy6526 9 років тому +236

    He has a point though, how come farting is way worse then sneezing? because sneezing spreads more germs then farting does, even when you do cover your mouth just a little. And besides that, the germs get all over your hands or shoulders once you cover your mouth, so basically you still have germs all over your hands if you don't wash them. Farting on the other hand isn't as germy (if at all lol). It may have a bad smell, but it's not germy.

    • @DarkOrderSolDjango
      @DarkOrderSolDjango 9 років тому +11

      It's because usually it smell bad. If not, do you want to smell my butthole ? Probably not, because who want to do that ?... except japanesse people.

    • @thatrandomguy6526
      @thatrandomguy6526 9 років тому

      DarkOrderSolDjango But i'm talking about germs! anything can smell badly but not be germy while something that's germy doesn't have to have have a smell at all. Get what i'm saying?

    • @dany98dee
      @dany98dee 9 років тому +7

      I guess people see farting as a thing you can control, which is true (and then you stomach makes even worse sounds or it's just me) while sneezing is way harder to control.

    • @user-js3nk9lh8n
      @user-js3nk9lh8n 9 років тому

      I sneeze while reading this, no joke! :O

    • @thatrandomguy6526
      @thatrandomguy6526 9 років тому

      Dani Jess True! but one thing I hate about people sneezing is the simple fact that they don't wash their hands afterwards. It's so disgusting when you cover your mouth with your hands after your done sneezing, and you don't have the audacity to wash your hands. Same with digging in your nose or digging in your ear, it's just highly unpalatable to me.

  • @mistiromoon
    @mistiromoon 9 років тому +1431

    Do this ok..
    Step 1: Choose a number from 1-10.
    Step 2: multiply by 3.
    Step 3: subtract by 2.
    Step 4: close your eyes.
    It's dark...

    • @XxFanpire4evaxX
      @XxFanpire4evaxX 9 років тому +57

      Haha, that's a good one. :)
      You should have put the last line really low, so people would have had to press "show comment". Much more dramatic.

    • @matthewnash7021
      @matthewnash7021 9 років тому +52

      I have an OPINION yeah but you would need to open your eyes again to click 'Read more'
      told you

    • @azeringuyen147
      @azeringuyen147 9 років тому +10

      Nice one

    • @mohammedgharbiyah6566
      @mohammedgharbiyah6566 9 років тому +26

      HOLY SHIT IT WORKED!!

    • @joshuaknoch3806
      @joshuaknoch3806 9 років тому +14

      You sir, are a wizard!!

  • @prod183
    @prod183 3 роки тому +15

    2015: hiding your farts with coughs
    2020: hiding your coughs with your farts

  • @LyndanTylor
    @LyndanTylor 9 років тому +190

    I passed the gas today at Walmart. After finding out that it smells really bad, I said to the person I was with "Man, it smells like farts in here", acknowledging the poot first and making like I wasn't sure of it's origin or even if it actually was a fart, creating doubt of whether the bad smell was even a fart or not and therefore getting away with the crime entirely!
    ... They probably knew it was me.

    • @crazywithkiller
      @crazywithkiller 9 років тому

      That is GENIUS

    • @jklm011
      @jklm011 9 років тому +4

      "They probably knew it was me." Yup, they do. But there is nothing they can do about it, so they just have to Deal With It.

    • @thelunahtic5395
      @thelunahtic5395 9 років тому +4

      who ever smelt it delt it o-l< 🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕 🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔 i'm farting pizza and burgers

    • @Baron_99
      @Baron_99 9 років тому

      Nobody can condemn you, for lack of evidence

    • @ElitePheonix77
      @ElitePheonix77 9 років тому

      Who said the rhyme commit the crime

  • @oren1305
    @oren1305 9 років тому +137

    Ryan makes a very good and hilarious point; the release of a fart is actually getting rid of methane gas which helps decrease the pressure on your bowels. It's fairly healthy. A sneeze spreads germs, and while is also involuntary, receives a, 'bless you', yet farts are looked down on…. ? Our society makes virtually no sense when it comes to stuff like this.

    • @TakkuriHimare
      @TakkuriHimare 9 років тому +6

      It's because sneezes don't smell bad.

    • @oren1305
      @oren1305 9 років тому +2

      Takkuri Himare True, but it still seems silly to put something that smells bad as worse than something that spreads potentially harmful germs, don't you think?

    • @TakkuriHimare
      @TakkuriHimare 9 років тому +4

      ***** Well, sneezing is pretty gross to most people as well, but farting brings a more immediate wave of unpleasantness.

    • @oren1305
      @oren1305 9 років тому

      Takkuri Himare Yeah it's weird to be honest. Sure passing gas is smellier and usually makes people uncomfortable or makes them laugh, though I'd say sneezing is more harmful. (germ-wise).

    • @oren1305
      @oren1305 9 років тому +1

      DoYouWantFriesAndAPopWithThat Passing gas can cause illness? Hmm, intriguing, do tell me more. (I've never heard of such a thing..)
      And the 'bless you' thing was originally something to do with religion, though yes I do know about the heart beat issue, even though your heart stops quite frequently for various reasons. It still seems strange that our society tends to turn it's nose up at one thing, but be fine and even sympathetic with the other. Do you not find?

  • @christiechoi5560
    @christiechoi5560 9 років тому +529

    OMG TWO VIDS IN A WEEK!? ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED! XD

    • @ryanhiga
      @ryanhiga  9 років тому +175

      :O

    • @ExploringGamerXx
      @ExploringGamerXx 9 років тому +9

      Lol niga

    • @christiechoi5560
      @christiechoi5560 9 років тому +20

      nigahiga OMG YOU JUST KILLED ME!!!

    • @Liberalogy
      @Liberalogy 9 років тому +21

      No. Not yet. Illuminati will only be confirmed when there are 3 videos, each videos being the points of the triangle.

    • @firasddarwish1997
      @firasddarwish1997 9 років тому +1

      Haha hahaha lol

  • @dixierae3442
    @dixierae3442 4 роки тому +205

    When you first start dating a girl will hold a fart until she literally faints with pain denying she ever cut one in her life.
    3 Months later she farts out Bohemian Rhapsody in front of your parents during Thanksgiving Dinner.

    • @hopefullyanonymous3466
      @hopefullyanonymous3466 4 роки тому +10

      Personal experience?

    • @dixierae3442
      @dixierae3442 4 роки тому +14

      @@homerunninja the first paragraph the absolute truth from experience. The second paragraph completely made up for humour. LOL

    • @margauxpasia7535
      @margauxpasia7535 4 роки тому +1

      jgddjjdhxdgfjdudu😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ToiSoldierGurl
      @ToiSoldierGurl 3 роки тому +3

      3 months was all you lasted? I was going to say, wow you didn't last long. I swear on everything, I lasted a year. Around the 9 month time, I was so convincing and he was such a typically sheltered guy that lived in the fantasy world that women don't fart or even shaved, believing only certain women from certain countries had to shave, that I was able to blame the smell on a dog passing by the car we were getting out of, as the owner walked by with the dog!
      But, well I WAS going to say that. But when I read my own timeline of a year! 12 months...I sorta now think, "wow! What the hell was wrong with me for hiding normal human stuff for a YEAR?!
      I need to date a better class of guys hahaha.😁💜

  • @Googladesh
    @Googladesh 9 років тому +240

    What about the smell? Mine require a evacuated radius of about 5 feet and that aint possible in class

    • @GenuineMusicFan
      @GenuineMusicFan 9 років тому +58

      just hope that you have some ``biggest fans`` ;)

    • @iisthetiger694
      @iisthetiger694 9 років тому

      My radius is 20 ft, only place I can do it is in my room

    • @afltackler5914
      @afltackler5914 9 років тому +19

      Use the Air-Bender and direct it towards someone else...

    • @runey5
      @runey5 9 років тому +4

      i can stink out 2 to 3 class rooms on the best fart days

    • @NoucheDozzle
      @NoucheDozzle 9 років тому

      Use the "Cup a spell" from south park: the stck of truth

  • @tarunbawa8789
    @tarunbawa8789 9 років тому +209

    Dear ryan, can you make a bleach trailor movie??

  • @Regularhuh
    @Regularhuh 5 років тому +393

    Instructions not clear - I pooped my pants
    *(Edit)* Wth 😭😭 I completely forgot about this comment yano(10.04.20)

  • @riskylion500
    @riskylion500 2 роки тому +9

    Fun Fact: When I was a younger and this came out, I actually used the cheek sync it worked well. Also used the cheek spreader for all time when I was younger worked well do recommend!

  • @bubble-5253
    @bubble-5253 8 років тому +213

    Who else had to fart when watching this?

    • @sk3sea740
      @sk3sea740 8 років тому +1

      maybe I did

    • @bubble-5253
      @bubble-5253 8 років тому

      +agar universe if you did... I'm worshipping you 🙏🏻 FARTS ARE BOOTIFUL

    • @sk3sea740
      @sk3sea740 8 років тому

      PhantomGalaxy LOL

    • @migup9282
      @migup9282 8 років тому

      I was watching with my friends, and we at least farted once while watching

    • @browncowomg4565
      @browncowomg4565 8 років тому

      me

  • @absken8020
    @absken8020 8 років тому +135

    I wanted to fart just to try these.

  • @mutsafoya8347
    @mutsafoya8347 9 років тому +553

    I know 69% of people won't read this but....
    Lol,I said 69

  • @osamazson
    @osamazson 4 роки тому +33

    For a second I thought this was called “how to RIDE your farts”

  • @MegaMaxclan
    @MegaMaxclan 8 років тому +85

    OK WE GET IT EVERYBODY FARTED WHILE WATCHING THIS VIDEO

  • @Timahieshie
    @Timahieshie 9 років тому +122

    1. Think of a Number.
    2. Multiply it by 2
    3.Add 30
    4.Divide it by 2
    5. Subtract the number you started with from the number you have right now.
    The Answer is 15.
    Have a Good Day :)

  • @oliviadien2393
    @oliviadien2393 9 років тому +229

    Okay guys I have a trick.
    1) pick a number from 1-10
    2) double it
    3) plus 6
    4) divide it in half
    5) minus the number you started with
    6) your answer will always be 3
    ✨✨✨✨✨✨IM MAGICAL!! ✨✨✨✨✨✨

    • @mobslayer9000
      @mobslayer9000 9 років тому +15

      Actually your not magical, you just took an already existing trick and claimed it as your own.

    • @UserDude
      @UserDude 9 років тому +10

      It's cute but it's like 18x363x34663472x461969646x0 = 0...
      you take any number, say: 159
      then you double, 159+159
      you add 6 which is 3+3, making 159+159+3+3
      you divide by two the whole thing, which takes one 159 and one 3 down, leaving 159+3
      you then do minus the starting number, which is 159
      and you're left with the 3...
      that's no magic really, but it can get confusing to third graders... so it is a cute trick.

    • @JJ-pd8nv
      @JJ-pd8nv 9 років тому +1

      It doesn't work with the number 2

    • @sammurray1943
      @sammurray1943 9 років тому +2

      2 works

    • @ellianawilliams2344
      @ellianawilliams2344 9 років тому +3

      And you commented on this video because

  • @shawnhashandles3541
    @shawnhashandles3541 4 роки тому +22

    Do you want to build a sno-
    Ryan: farts
    Ok bye

  • @Mars8765
    @Mars8765 6 років тому +481

    *5:00** - **5:04*
    Do you want to build a **fart** ok bye..............

    • @asta9521
      @asta9521 5 років тому +9

      *5:00* o-o

    • @gdlikestoast1284
      @gdlikestoast1284 5 років тому

      you just did bold letters check your comments again

    • @aubudjdhueh4501
      @aubudjdhueh4501 5 років тому

      Sla2 877 i think its r/wooosh

    • @gdlikestoast1284
      @gdlikestoast1284 5 років тому

      you guys speak nonsense really one comment had 3 o's in r/wooosh and one had 4 o's

    • @24ecko
      @24ecko 5 років тому

      This is not Reddit you idiots.

  • @cyxnide3817
    @cyxnide3817 8 років тому +41

    This is one of my first I watched from you

    • @laylamanus1535
      @laylamanus1535 8 років тому +2

      what this is like my 100th

    • @ponrath6106
      @ponrath6106 8 років тому

      TheDumbScum X sameee

    • @ines5749
      @ines5749 7 років тому

      TheDumbScum X same

    • @Kencolabel
      @Kencolabel 7 років тому +3

      [GD] Dem you should follow him he's halarious

  • @anzarr.2330
    @anzarr.2330 7 років тому +611

    "Do you wanna build a- .. ok byee" 😂😂

  • @joehunter649
    @joehunter649 4 роки тому +58

    I literally searched up buhhdoh mussels to find the video

  • @cmrobbins88
    @cmrobbins88 9 років тому +99

    Always go Airbender. Good for friends and enemies.

    • @leonora3796
      @leonora3796 9 років тому +2

      Wow, Lelouch is an airbender and has the power of Geass! Who knew? XD

    • @lolzsomuch
      @lolzsomuch 9 років тому +2

      well,Zaheer.

    • @cmrobbins88
      @cmrobbins88 9 років тому +1

      Leonora RIRI Well I honestly don't think I can be anything else. I'm friggin' scrawny.

    • @woutert114
      @woutert114 9 років тому +1

      Leonora RIRI power of Gas is more like it

    • @ConSolo29
      @ConSolo29 9 років тому +1

      Toph. EARTHBENDING!

  • @rarebeeph1783
    @rarebeeph1783 7 років тому +84

    I tried the cheek spreader in class but it just ended up whistling and it drew even more attention...

  • @orangekitty1564
    @orangekitty1564 8 років тому +50

    If someone farts (and doesn't hide it) be like "bless you" and maybe it will make farts more appropriate.

    • @ujinkim6575
      @ujinkim6575 8 років тому

      OrangeKitty15 not bad lol

    • @cenatiu5968
      @cenatiu5968 7 років тому

      Lol~legui

    • @orangekitty1564
      @orangekitty1564 7 років тому

      UJin Kim ok yeah lol 😂😂😂

    • @ashslife3957
      @ashslife3957 7 років тому +9

      Once a girl in school who I didn't really know told me she farted so I said bless u and then she walked off

    • @UpasanaDeka
      @UpasanaDeka 7 років тому +2

      OrangeKitty15 I'm doing that next time in a crowded metro 😂😂😂😂

  • @sammygreen7064
    @sammygreen7064 4 роки тому +56

    Time changed everything.
    Before, I used to cough to hide my farts.
    And now, I fart to hide my coughs XD🤣🤣

  • @viljarjohanbrandsyhovden1030
    @viljarjohanbrandsyhovden1030 8 років тому +181

    i am so immature because i laughed my ass off the whole video

  • @jacobrenert5809
    @jacobrenert5809 9 років тому +488

    Daughter:dad I'm a lesbian.
    Dad:that's ok honey
    2nd daughter: dad, I'm a lesbian too.
    Dad: ok does anyone in this family like guys?!
    Son:I do dad

  • @nerdrat7784
    @nerdrat7784 9 років тому +166

    Once I farted in class and the teacher smelt it and was like, "okay who farted?" And no one raised their hands but my crush looked at me like, "I know it was you..." It was awkward and embarrassing and I hope that never happens again.

    • @jona0459
      @jona0459 9 років тому +29

      GG

    • @InfinityXzX
      @InfinityXzX 9 років тому +31

      I smell bullshit
      Nvm it was just your fart

    • @DarkOrderSolDjango
      @DarkOrderSolDjango 9 років тому +1

      Well if you don't fart you'll die.

    • @xyronox
      @xyronox 9 років тому +1

      Djike ABC LMAO

    • @VerumOccultum
      @VerumOccultum 9 років тому +8

      DarkOrderSolDjango Well if you don't die you'll fart.

  • @tannersultan734
    @tannersultan734 3 роки тому +1

    holy cow, i remember about 4 years ago i watched this video and i clicked on the youtube channel and ever since ryan has been my favorite youtuber.

  • @punchslinger
    @punchslinger 8 років тому +184

    When i fart at school / Public: Psssh... ( Sound effect XD )
    At home: PRUTUTUTHHRTHHUTUU ( Sound effect also xD )

    • @kayleigh.1897
      @kayleigh.1897 8 років тому +5

      Same!
      School(Or public place):Pssh.... Okay let's move on guys
      At home:PPPFFFFHHHHHHHHH oops (Laughs)

    • @toeshotter6559
      @toeshotter6559 8 років тому

      +Zoe Mateo i'm more like at home PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJH aaaaahhhhhh

    • @punchslinger
      @punchslinger 8 років тому +3

      Sounds like a nuklear rather than a fart

    • @chocolatemonkey719
      @chocolatemonkey719 8 років тому

      +Zoe Mateo it sometimes is for me, after Taco Bell at least...

    • @oxxieaj2688
      @oxxieaj2688 8 років тому

      same

  • @karenliu1124
    @karenliu1124 9 років тому +77

    I was drinking soup and when he said BUHDOH MUSSOHS , I spit my soup on my phone screen 😂😂😂😂

    • @eirikgw2
      @eirikgw2 9 років тому +1

      What is this world coming to :(
      Using your phone while eating...

    • @pohpa
      @pohpa 9 років тому +1

      talking about spiting I was using my computer and I spit my dr.pepper all over the screen luckily I found a rag literally right next to me

  • @Otamatone69
    @Otamatone69 5 років тому +76

    6:46-7:11 the dubstep song begins and ends

  • @hwaegyo94
    @hwaegyo94 11 місяців тому

    Coming here after years just to say that the cheek spreader technique is a life saver, I have been doing it since years. Thanks🤝

  • @devinholz6627
    @devinholz6627 8 років тому +437

    Dear Ryan, Can you make a buhdoh mussols remix?

  • @suti722
    @suti722 7 років тому +288

    I hid my fart by using thunder sounds xD

    • @markybomba2154
      @markybomba2154 7 років тому

      WheatyAnims Official Channel creative xD

    • @panc4ke961
      @panc4ke961 7 років тому

      WheatyAnims Official Channel wow

    • @suti722
      @suti722 7 років тому +8

      Tina Pham uuuuh I farted at the wrong time and just got rekt .3.

    • @blash69
      @blash69 7 років тому +1

      LMAO
      *farts*BOOM BOOMRAHHHH BOOM BA BOOM

    • @vanessachan3470
      @vanessachan3470 7 років тому +1

      WheatyAnims Official Channel do u mean Jojo Siwa boomerang?

  • @undomesticated5282
    @undomesticated5282 5 років тому +67

    Once I farted during a lockdown drill in our school.
    Everyone thought it was the guy behind me.
    No one knew! 😂😂

    • @nayaaxx96
      @nayaaxx96 5 років тому

      Undomesticated Hahahha 😂

    • @sakubuny
      @sakubuny 4 роки тому +1

      So it was you huh? In the lockdown

  • @flapjackss4441
    @flapjackss4441 2 роки тому +2

    man that speech at the end really inspired me

  • @eri-vh3xx
    @eri-vh3xx 8 років тому +441

    I farted anyone else like if u dod

  • @_janetang
    @_janetang 7 років тому +114

    I was drinking my water when he said buhdoh mussohs and then I choked

    • @maddox3703
      @maddox3703 6 років тому

      JaneTheUnicorn same with me

  • @thegoodiesgeek4125
    @thegoodiesgeek4125 8 років тому +153

    "Do you wanna build a snowma-"
    *fart*
    "Okay, bye."
    😂😂😂

    • @thaddaeuswong3574
      @thaddaeuswong3574 7 років тому +2

      The Goodies Geek
      So his fridge will certainly serve as a portal to Arendelle. Where Anna and Elsa will certainly fall victim to the fart...

    • @thegoodiesgeek4125
      @thegoodiesgeek4125 7 років тому +1

      Thaddaeus Wong Bwahaha!!!

    • @Livid2347
      @Livid2347 7 років тому +1

      The Goodies Geek

    • @bhunty1217
      @bhunty1217 7 років тому +1

      The Goodies Geek anna- do you want to build a *fart*man? elsa-Ok EWWWWWWWW (bye.)

  • @adrielskii
    @adrielskii 27 днів тому +2

    remeber watching this when I was like 8. I’m 16 now and I still think about this video occasionally when I sunconsciencely use the cheek spreader technique

  • @petermarsh4578
    @petermarsh4578 9 років тому +349

    I have mastered the art of silent farting, so I have also learned to frame people. I'd fart right behind them, then go back to my seat and smile as the smell radius increases and each individual looks at my victim with disgust :)

  • @Dirtpaw95
    @Dirtpaw95 9 років тому +252

    I tried the cheek spreader, I shat myself

  • @vastolorde2861
    @vastolorde2861 5 років тому +96

    Admit it, raising the volume technique is the most practicable and the most widely used one!

  • @amyseee
    @amyseee 4 роки тому +10

    "do you wanna build a snowma-"
    *farts*
    "Okay bye"

  • @davidsl118
    @davidsl118 9 років тому +571

    I farted while watching this video. Guess i was inspired.

  • @cham1763
    @cham1763 7 років тому +146

    This is a good procedure for the guy that constantly farts in the honest airplane commercial
    Am I RIGHT?

  • @GSpareBurner
    @GSpareBurner 9 років тому +257

    I use the cheek spreader all the time in school no one has found about who did the horrible Chilupa fart😈🔥💩😂

  • @brodyfisher5508
    @brodyfisher5508 4 роки тому +22

    I laughed so hard every time he said BUHDOH MUSSOHS

  • @XxFanpire4evaxX
    @XxFanpire4evaxX 9 років тому +94

    That is actually a good point. If someone sneezes, we say bless you , but if someone farts it's disgusting! What is wrong with society!

    • @cariicarky8032
      @cariicarky8032 9 років тому +21

      If anything sneezing is grosser because the boogers are getting everywhere.

    • @SeanG6
      @SeanG6 9 років тому +5

      The saying "Bless you" Comes from the middle ages when the plague was very common. I don't know why we say it to this day to be honest. People should just leave it with sneezes and farts its only natural.

    • @Wellwithkel
      @Wellwithkel 9 років тому +1

      Because farts smell probably

    • @XxFanpire4evaxX
      @XxFanpire4evaxX 9 років тому +5

      Cariicarky Ikr, wouldn't a sneeze spread more germs than a fart? :c
      IT'S TIME TO START A REVOLUTION.

    • @kaitlyncassidy109
      @kaitlyncassidy109 9 років тому +1

      because farts STINK man!

  • @mohammeduddin2710
    @mohammeduddin2710 7 років тому +92

    The cheek spreader works 10/10 for me 😂

    • @chloes9864
      @chloes9864 6 років тому +5

      Mo same lololol

    • @shortynutty1084
      @shortynutty1084 6 років тому

      Same bro!

    • @spidrscared84
      @spidrscared84 6 років тому

      I feel confident because I feel empty 😊💨

    • @melons1999
      @melons1999 6 років тому

      Mo only one that works except the last two

    • @hsmith4667
      @hsmith4667 6 років тому

      Your gonna end up sharting

  • @michaelnguyen910
    @michaelnguyen910 9 років тому +151

    I farted during this video

  • @julioortega3340
    @julioortega3340 2 роки тому +2

    I love how he uploaded this UA-cam video on my 15th birthday!🤣

  • @jodishu423
    @jodishu423 7 років тому +45

    The Civil Farts Movement

    • @jodishu423
      @jodishu423 7 років тому +14

      has BEGUN

    • @buphoon1452
      @buphoon1452 7 років тому

      girls cant fart >:( i wont let u

  • @thesheepthatwentmooo
    @thesheepthatwentmooo 9 років тому +847

    I'm pretty sure everyone likes the smell of their own farts.

    • @thesheepthatwentmooo
      @thesheepthatwentmooo 9 років тому +40

      Be real with me here, guys...

    • @jdcnihefnhuebh
      @jdcnihefnhuebh 9 років тому +141

      * Painful silence *

    • @thesheepthatwentmooo
      @thesheepthatwentmooo 9 років тому +24

      Nikolas Martin Bu.... bu.... but..... surely.... surely SOMEONE ELSE DOES!!!???

    • @terryjones1714
      @terryjones1714 9 років тому

      thesheepthatwentmooo I like your videos.... I don't like farts

    • @Bananakid11
      @Bananakid11 9 років тому +18

      dempends on what I've eaten before

  • @usmankhair9216
    @usmankhair9216 6 років тому +367

    Has anyone ever sneezed and farted at the same time and no one noticed?😂😂

  • @Boobanubba
    @Boobanubba 4 роки тому +3

    i remember seeing this video come out and every month or so i come back to just watch it its legit my favorite video