I just realized. Your views are declining rather drastically. That makes me EXTREMELY sad. Your content just keeps getting better and better, but people's attention is moving away from this style of YouTubing, and considering I've been here since the very beginning of your UA-cam journey, that just...I don't know, it crushes me. I hope you continue to share this wonderful stuff. It makes me happy, still.
***** fred stopped making videos on his main channel.(still makes them on the channel "lucas" and has quite a bit subscribers. So alot of people still know about him and more people each day
Its been over 6 years since this video has come out and I remember watching it back then and I can say confidently that the first trick works exquisitely. I'm generally a very gassy person, so whenever I'm in class or something of the sort, I just plant one cheek down and scoot a little bit. I've returned to spread the good news of what my boy Ryan has done for my life because there would have been so many times where I need to let out a little baby tooter and gotten horrible stares from all the people around me. Its also so much easier to blame people for farts because you just need t pretend that you don't smell it for a bit. No ;life hack video has helped me more than this video has. Thank You, Ryan Higa
I don't know why people think sneezing is okay yet farting is not. Sneezing is often a sign that you might be sick and they release germs. Farts on the other hand are a sign that your body is working properly and that its healthy.
For some reason, sometimes people think SNEEZING is rude. Like when I was in class, I was suffering from some mad seasonal allergies despite taking my allergy medicine, and I kept sneezing. I tried to keep it as silent as a could, but every time I sneezed, the teacher would clear her throat and shoot me a mean glare. It also happens to me when I'm in church, the people around me would nastily look at me like I was purposely interrupting. ITS NOT LIKE I CANT CONTROL IT OR ANYTHING GEEZ YOU IDIOTS.
How the fuck isn't Ryan the most subscribed on UA-cam? The creative ideas he comes out with in every video is incredible, the editing is mind blowing, the effort he puts in is so clear for all of us to see and honestly every video is genuinely funny. It's not like he just plays games and commentates over it, yeah you know who I'm talking about.
If you are reading this, I just want to let you know that behind this screen, you are an amazing, talented and a beautiful person, even if you think you're not, deep within your heart I believe there is a true potential talent in you, let it spark :) Have an awesome day
Ryan makes a very good and hilarious point; the release of a fart is actually getting rid of methane gas which helps decrease the pressure on your bowels. It's fairly healthy. A sneeze spreads germs, and while is also involuntary, receives a, 'bless you', yet farts are looked down on…. ? Our society makes virtually no sense when it comes to stuff like this.
Takkuri Himare True, but it still seems silly to put something that smells bad as worse than something that spreads potentially harmful germs, don't you think?
Takkuri Himare Yeah it's weird to be honest. Sure passing gas is smellier and usually makes people uncomfortable or makes them laugh, though I'd say sneezing is more harmful. (germ-wise).
DoYouWantFriesAndAPopWithThat Passing gas can cause illness? Hmm, intriguing, do tell me more. (I've never heard of such a thing..) And the 'bless you' thing was originally something to do with religion, though yes I do know about the heart beat issue, even though your heart stops quite frequently for various reasons. It still seems strange that our society tends to turn it's nose up at one thing, but be fine and even sympathetic with the other. Do you not find?
+Zoe Mateo i'm more like at home PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJH aaaaahhhhhh
Happened to me in 5th grade. A girl sitting next to me sneezed and farted, then she thought I FARTED. LIKE WTF, HOW COULD SHE NOT KNOW IT WAS HER?! Everyone agreed that I FARTED. I really hate that day.
I have mastered the art of silent farting, so I have also learned to frame people. I'd fart right behind them, then go back to my seat and smile as the smell radius increases and each individual looks at my victim with disgust :)
I passed the gas today at Walmart. After finding out that it smells really bad, I said to the person I was with "Man, it smells like farts in here", acknowledging the poot first and making like I wasn't sure of it's origin or even if it actually was a fart, creating doubt of whether the bad smell was even a fart or not and therefore getting away with the crime entirely! ... They probably knew it was me.
Fun Fact: When I was a younger and this came out, I actually used the cheek sync it worked well. Also used the cheek spreader for all time when I was younger worked well do recommend!
1. Think of a Number. 2. Multiply it by 2 3.Add 30 4.Divide it by 2 5. Subtract the number you started with from the number you have right now. The Answer is 15. Have a Good Day :)
When you first start dating a girl will hold a fart until she literally faints with pain denying she ever cut one in her life. 3 Months later she farts out Bohemian Rhapsody in front of your parents during Thanksgiving Dinner.
3 months was all you lasted? I was going to say, wow you didn't last long. I swear on everything, I lasted a year. Around the 9 month time, I was so convincing and he was such a typically sheltered guy that lived in the fantasy world that women don't fart or even shaved, believing only certain women from certain countries had to shave, that I was able to blame the smell on a dog passing by the car we were getting out of, as the owner walked by with the dog! But, well I WAS going to say that. But when I read my own timeline of a year! 12 months...I sorta now think, "wow! What the hell was wrong with me for hiding normal human stuff for a YEAR?! I need to date a better class of guys hahaha.😁💜
Okay guys I have a trick. 1) pick a number from 1-10 2) double it 3) plus 6 4) divide it in half 5) minus the number you started with 6) your answer will always be 3 ✨✨✨✨✨✨IM MAGICAL!! ✨✨✨✨✨✨
It's cute but it's like 18x363x34663472x461969646x0 = 0... you take any number, say: 159 then you double, 159+159 you add 6 which is 3+3, making 159+159+3+3 you divide by two the whole thing, which takes one 159 and one 3 down, leaving 159+3 you then do minus the starting number, which is 159 and you're left with the 3... that's no magic really, but it can get confusing to third graders... so it is a cute trick.
Once I farted in class and the teacher smelt it and was like, "okay who farted?" And no one raised their hands but my crush looked at me like, "I know it was you..." It was awkward and embarrassing and I hope that never happens again.
remeber watching this when I was like 8. I’m 16 now and I still think about this video occasionally when I sunconsciencely use the cheek spreader technique
Oh on the key board you can see like the little star thing on the 8 so you put shift on it and encase the words with them but if you have a phone then hold the number 8 and do the same thing
One time in chorus I had to fart really bad (girls fart too!) and I was trying to let it out really slowly and to the beat of the music, but then my friend made me laugh at the same time the song ended and I farted so loudly everyone in the room stared at me XD
Whenever that happens again, laugh it off! It means you're a human for god's sake. Unlike 'some' people, I say "Bless you" when someone sneezes, farts, burps, cries, etc. It literally fits any situation that people shouldn't be afraid of! After all, those actions show that someone's a human, not a robot and we should praise them for being comfortable at these natural processes! Lol. I'm weird. :"3
i miss the old days, when i was in third grade girls, would have farting contest with the boys in class. Boy would always ask "girls fart?" Yes we do. lol.
The saying "Bless you" Comes from the middle ages when the plague was very common. I don't know why we say it to this day to be honest. People should just leave it with sneezes and farts its only natural.
He has a point though, how come farting is way worse then sneezing? because sneezing spreads more germs then farting does, even when you do cover your mouth just a little. And besides that, the germs get all over your hands or shoulders once you cover your mouth, so basically you still have germs all over your hands if you don't wash them. Farting on the other hand isn't as germy (if at all lol). It may have a bad smell, but it's not germy.
DarkOrderSolDjango But i'm talking about germs! anything can smell badly but not be germy while something that's germy doesn't have to have have a smell at all. Get what i'm saying?
I guess people see farting as a thing you can control, which is true (and then you stomach makes even worse sounds or it's just me) while sneezing is way harder to control.
Dani Jess True! but one thing I hate about people sneezing is the simple fact that they don't wash their hands afterwards. It's so disgusting when you cover your mouth with your hands after your done sneezing, and you don't have the audacity to wash your hands. Same with digging in your nose or digging in your ear, it's just highly unpalatable to me.
3 years later and the most useful thing on the Internet
so true
Yeah
Jjfamsquad 25 AAAAARRRRRMMMMMMYYYYYYYY
yogabbagabba 25 bb
yogabbagabba 25 i saw your comment yesterday in another nigahiga vid
Ryan in 2015: "thats like judging someone for sneezing"
2020: People get judged for sneezing
Oof, so true!
And what's worse is that sneezing isn't even a symptom of covid-19
It is
Punching Dragon he never said it was
YES SO TRUEEEEE
The cheek spreader is literally my go to technique. I used it everyday since.
ffreezzy I personally use flying nimbus
ffreezzy me to
Same
you set yo self up for a “clap em cheeks” joke fam
Same but I like to use the loud noise one too
2015: How to hide your farts
2020: How to use your farts to hide coughs
Lol😂😂
That made me laugh so hard
I laugh hard
Fax
2021: Blames it on the chair
i know this is an old video but ryan YOU HAVE HELPED ME IN SO MANY SITUATIONS WITH THE 1ST TECHNIQUE thank you
SAME DUDE LOL I DON’T KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO IF I DIDN’T WATCH THIS VIDEO 😆
I always use the airbender technique myself but I guess you can't do it if you're not an airbender
Perfect in class
I used this before this vid and felt like he shouted me out lol
Ashcool Airbender technique is for nerds I ALWAYS use the flying nimbus
The only youtuber who make the fart jokes funny.
Exactly. I died laughing at almost every segment of the video. 7 minutes of really comedy
Sabit Hossain Yep.
Sabit Hossain 200th like
jill bom64 Thanks.Appriciat that.
Ella Huntington ji
When you fart and sneeze at the same time, your body is taking a screenshot xD
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 lol I'm ded
Omg...that's the rare fact......lol
Clever
Selena Gomezzz 😂
wut..?
Notice that during the gentleman technique dania was the “date” and during the racecar bit daina said she had the worst date yesterday
Continuity
@@jamie150741 Continuity
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I just realized. Your views are declining rather drastically. That makes me EXTREMELY sad. Your content just keeps getting better and better, but people's attention is moving away from this style of YouTubing, and considering I've been here since the very beginning of your UA-cam journey, that just...I don't know, it crushes me.
I hope you continue to share this wonderful stuff. It makes me happy, still.
***** fred stopped making videos on his main channel.(still makes them on the channel "lucas" and has quite a bit subscribers. So alot of people still know about him and more people each day
No there not lol the reason it looks like it is because those vids are days,weeks ago so more people saw them:)
***** it's hard to mack a video like this
I just discovered him last week
Just throwing it out there but it's probably cause it was just uploaded so give it a while
*Farts are the same as sneezes*
Me: Mhm yup, why dont schools teach us this
Coz school doesn't believe in fart freedom XD
farts are butt sneezes.
BUHDOH MUSSOHS. I can't stop saying it.
Here because of you❤️
Came here because of u😍😀
Here because of the mystery video😍❤️
JoshuaDTV your mystery videos are always the best!
They are ay!!! If you think that josh should keep vlogging and doing mystery videos then like this comment!!
“Farts are basically butt sneezes” he’s got a point there 😂
Sneezes are basically mouth farts, but as a liquid and it doesn’t smell as bad :)
@@Velvet62211 lmao
@@Velvet62211 or nose fart
My friend once admitted that he can fart on command, then everytime he needed to fart he shouted "fart on command!"
Paweł Wojtala I thought everyone could fart on command
@@spidrscared84 was that a flex or what
that's genius
Aahhh you made my day😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Do you want to build a snowman...OK bye"
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Lol that’s so funny!!!
I would like to build batmans back butt fart of snow
Irom Tondon 1
Deadpool2?
How does this get likes?
How to start an Internet fight
Step 1:state and opinion about something
Step 2:just wait
Step 3:Make ILLUMINATI joke or ' A starving kid in Africa could have eaten ...'
k.
Especially a console war comment
I disagree with that guide
Mayur3tears i like ur picture, it is beautiful.
Its been over 6 years since this video has come out and I remember watching it back then and I can say confidently that the first trick works exquisitely. I'm generally a very gassy person, so whenever I'm in class or something of the sort, I just plant one cheek down and scoot a little bit. I've returned to spread the good news of what my boy Ryan has done for my life because there would have been so many times where I need to let out a little baby tooter and gotten horrible stares from all the people around me. Its also so much easier to blame people for farts because you just need t pretend that you don't smell it for a bit. No ;life hack video has helped me more than this video has. Thank You, Ryan Higa
ur gay
This video saved me during my GCSE exams im not even joking
boy m ?
Probably uk
Lol secondary school 101
Me too
K
Did you pass?
I don't know why people think sneezing is okay yet farting is not. Sneezing is often a sign that you might be sick and they release germs. Farts on the other hand are a sign that your body is working properly and that its healthy.
Because people dont like the smell of fart 😂 it is kinda embarrassing, but it is ok for me 😂
For some reason, sometimes people think SNEEZING is rude. Like when I was in class, I was suffering from some mad seasonal allergies despite taking my allergy medicine, and I kept sneezing. I tried to keep it as silent as a could, but every time I sneezed, the teacher would clear her throat and shoot me a mean glare. It also happens to me when I'm in church, the people around me would nastily look at me like I was purposely interrupting. ITS NOT LIKE I CANT CONTROL IT OR ANYTHING GEEZ YOU IDIOTS.
I agree!👍
Sneezes smell bad too
my sneezes are smell very bad. I always sneeze very hard. my sneezes even fear people
When girls fart:
Conceal don't feel.
When guys fart:
Let the storm rage on.
....lol xD XD
+Melanie Olivarez haha
+Macy Valintina ikr ur like me and im a girl too XD
do you wann build a (fart sound) ok bye
***** lolz XD
I bet the person on the date just looks at the car window and sees him having constapation or something
Bryan Wang ikr
3 things that happened today..
1. My sister said she hates nigahiga
2. She got hit by a bus
3. I lost my bus drivers licence
Lost it? Damn.
I'm so sorry for your loss...
of your license of course.
I feel sorry for you.... you lost your bus license-that must have taken ages to get 😞
R.i.p ur bus liscience
So, you lost Bus license because you hit her with the bus? LOL
How the fuck isn't Ryan the most subscribed on UA-cam? The creative ideas he comes out with in every video is incredible, the editing is mind blowing, the effort he puts in is so clear for all of us to see and honestly every video is genuinely funny. It's not like he just plays games and commentates over it, yeah you know who I'm talking about.
I love this comment.
My exact thoughts
Just stfu casual star
He was most subscribe for 3 years so yeah
Shut up haters
I farted during the video. IM PROUD
what tecnique did you use?
me too :)
Same
I pooped during this XD
TheAmielstar this brings it to a hooole new level xDDD
The cheek spreader technique changed my life forever, thank you ryan
silent farts are the deadly est fart
That's why I call them ninja farts! XD
and probably stinkiest
TMI alert: Period farts are the worst.
Amber Allen ewwww
If you want to fart, do it boldly and loudly, like a hero. Only treacherous do silent farts)
I know 69% of people won't read this but....
Lol,I said 69
Lmaooo
Nice one
ha lol 69
lol 69 likes
👉+👌=👶
If you are reading this, I just want to let you know that behind this screen, you are an amazing, talented and a beautiful person, even if you think you're not, deep within your heart I believe there is a true potential talent in you, let it spark :) Have an awesome day
Thanks :D
go my friend fullfil the world with love and demolish the hate i trust you
Ur so sweet u to
Spread the love ppl !!! :)
Thx i love u
Thanks Sparky!! :D
Ryan: “who’s bat and what bat are we talking about?”
Me: CORONA INTENSIFIES
Kermitachi u missed the joke
COMEDY 2:15
What
3:15 *MEGA* *CORONA*
727
When You See It
Ryan makes a very good and hilarious point; the release of a fart is actually getting rid of methane gas which helps decrease the pressure on your bowels. It's fairly healthy. A sneeze spreads germs, and while is also involuntary, receives a, 'bless you', yet farts are looked down on…. ? Our society makes virtually no sense when it comes to stuff like this.
It's because sneezes don't smell bad.
Takkuri Himare True, but it still seems silly to put something that smells bad as worse than something that spreads potentially harmful germs, don't you think?
***** Well, sneezing is pretty gross to most people as well, but farting brings a more immediate wave of unpleasantness.
Takkuri Himare Yeah it's weird to be honest. Sure passing gas is smellier and usually makes people uncomfortable or makes them laugh, though I'd say sneezing is more harmful. (germ-wise).
DoYouWantFriesAndAPopWithThat Passing gas can cause illness? Hmm, intriguing, do tell me more. (I've never heard of such a thing..)
And the 'bless you' thing was originally something to do with religion, though yes I do know about the heart beat issue, even though your heart stops quite frequently for various reasons. It still seems strange that our society tends to turn it's nose up at one thing, but be fine and even sympathetic with the other. Do you not find?
When i fart at school / Public: Psssh... ( Sound effect XD )
At home: PRUTUTUTHHRTHHUTUU ( Sound effect also xD )
Same!
School(Or public place):Pssh.... Okay let's move on guys
At home:PPPFFFFHHHHHHHHH oops (Laughs)
+Zoe Mateo i'm more like at home PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJH aaaaahhhhhh
Sounds like a nuklear rather than a fart
+Zoe Mateo it sometimes is for me, after Taco Bell at least...
same
Bless my butt sneeze.
You can't bless yourself. It goes against all laws of nature :P
Did You See The Light Kanye West blesses himself XD
Hayley! Hi! Love your videos :)
Farts are natural it shouldn't be judged #freethefart
*throws bag of attention
The cheek sync and the raising the volume are my favourites!!! They always work!!!
BUHDOH MUSSOHS
love you Ryan
buhdoh mussohs
HI JEN I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS 💕
Gotta love those Buhdoh Mussohs
i watch ur vids btw :)
OK WE GET IT EVERYBODY FARTED WHILE WATCHING THIS VIDEO
MegaMaxclan i am holding may fart /:& is it counted?
No, it wasn't me. Look it was that guy over there
Ramen Island *looks* (But nobody was there)
Do this ok..
Step 1: Choose a number from 1-10.
Step 2: multiply by 3.
Step 3: subtract by 2.
Step 4: close your eyes.
It's dark...
Haha, that's a good one. :)
You should have put the last line really low, so people would have had to press "show comment". Much more dramatic.
I have an OPINION yeah but you would need to open your eyes again to click 'Read more'
told you
Nice one
HOLY SHIT IT WORKED!!
You sir, are a wizard!!
“Right off Batman’s Back”
Right off to a great start
"Do you wanna build a- .. ok byee" 😂😂
Yeah😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂i laughed so hard
LilRiza.
I paused the video there and started laughing 😂😂
Hahaha you quoted the vid
ikr😂😂😂
Who else just tried silent fart? It actually worked!
Thanks Ryan!
Just trying to help out and do my part in this world ya know?
nigahiga Keep up your amazing tutorial videos! Be our Awkward Nation leader!
We can get through this world together!
nigahiga I must try it as well
I tried all of the farting techniques above, how do you exactly do flying nimbus?
Or only Fartborns can do that?
I have managed to silence a fart couple of times. I just let it out really slowly (doesn't work if the fart is huge thought) and it is silent.
I was drinking soup and when he said BUHDOH MUSSOHS , I spit my soup on my phone screen 😂😂😂😂
What is this world coming to :(
Using your phone while eating...
talking about spiting I was using my computer and I spit my dr.pepper all over the screen luckily I found a rag literally right next to me
2015: hiding your farts with coughs
2020: hiding your coughs with your farts
Tru I guess
Instructions not clear - I pooped my pants
*(Edit)* Wth 😭😭 I completely forgot about this comment yano(10.04.20)
😂😂😂😂😂
Damn better get some new draws then bro
😂😂😂😂
If u are 10 years old 😂😂😂😂😂😂
My bully pooped in his pants while his still a kid xD
I can't believe I had'nt subscribed to this channel until now.
why would you say that?
Emin Yavuz don't respond to your own comment
ikr i feel the same way
iPhone 7 and iРhоnе 7 РlusGiveеeeawaаay => twitter.com/fb3c6d7ce5e23ece5/status/790428760050798592 How Tо Hide Your Farts
yassine bourri SCCCCAAAAAAMMMM
I just realized this was uploaded on my birthday.
That just made my day a whole lot better
My birthday is one day before yours 6th feb
Batfan 2070 I’m like a month late but happy birthday bro
My bday is on feb 13 and i was born on a friday
Actually 3 days after mine
I still can’t believe that THIS was the video that introduced me to ryan
Same
Fucking same
Same with me
I wanted to fart just to try these.
Abbhay Keenoo same XD
Abbhay Keenoo
Abbhay Keenoo yup
When you're in class and the guy next to you farts, then blames it on you and everyone thinks you farted -_-
Happened to me in 5th grade. A girl sitting next to me sneezed and farted, then she thought I FARTED. LIKE WTF, HOW COULD SHE NOT KNOW IT WAS HER?! Everyone agreed that I FARTED. I really hate that day.
juan rodriguez
I feel your pain xD
+juan rodriguez that girl is a the daughter of a bitch
Hope
same
The first one actually works. Thanks Ryan :D
Unicorntopia IKR
I often use it :D
I use it sometimes lol
Unicorntopia lul :3
Unicorntopia i knew it even before watching this vid
6 years later and this video still proves as the most useful video I’ve used from UA-cam thusfar
i am so immature because i laughed my ass off the whole video
u and me both dude!😂😂
me too dude
I know budoh musssos
+Unicorn IM THE REAL jk :C
ALSO SAMEEEEE
Hi
I have mastered the art of silent farting, so I have also learned to frame people. I'd fart right behind them, then go back to my seat and smile as the smell radius increases and each individual looks at my victim with disgust :)
genius my friend.....genius..... XD
You sly shank...
Smell radius..lol XD
Hahahah
lol the smell radius
I passed the gas today at Walmart. After finding out that it smells really bad, I said to the person I was with "Man, it smells like farts in here", acknowledging the poot first and making like I wasn't sure of it's origin or even if it actually was a fart, creating doubt of whether the bad smell was even a fart or not and therefore getting away with the crime entirely!
... They probably knew it was me.
That is GENIUS
"They probably knew it was me." Yup, they do. But there is nothing they can do about it, so they just have to Deal With It.
who ever smelt it delt it o-l< 🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕 🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔 i'm farting pizza and burgers
Nobody can condemn you, for lack of evidence
Who said the rhyme commit the crime
Fun Fact: When I was a younger and this came out, I actually used the cheek sync it worked well. Also used the cheek spreader for all time when I was younger worked well do recommend!
6:46-7:11 the dubstep song begins and ends
OMG TWO VIDS IN A WEEK!? ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED! XD
:O
Lol niga
nigahiga OMG YOU JUST KILLED ME!!!
No. Not yet. Illuminati will only be confirmed when there are 3 videos, each videos being the points of the triangle.
Haha hahaha lol
Make a remake of this video but every time he says "buhdoh mussohs" it goes faster
Do you want to build a sno-
Ryan: farts
Ok bye
Of course a video about farts was posted on my birthday
LOL!
LMAO sucks to be born on your BDay xD
+Boss Nick Happy birthday 10 months ago I think
+Boss Nick YOU STINK!
I feel bad for u
1. Think of a Number.
2. Multiply it by 2
3.Add 30
4.Divide it by 2
5. Subtract the number you started with from the number you have right now.
The Answer is 15.
Have a Good Day :)
magician.
my answer was 6.7
what was your number?
timothy bandy 52
WTF
Once I farted during a lockdown drill in our school.
Everyone thought it was the guy behind me.
No one knew! 😂😂
Undomesticated Hahahha 😂
So it was you huh? In the lockdown
I literally searched up buhhdoh mussels to find the video
Liar
Daughter:dad I'm a lesbian.
Dad:that's ok honey
2nd daughter: dad, I'm a lesbian too.
Dad: ok does anyone in this family like guys?!
Son:I do dad
Jacob Renert lol
I love that!
Everything
That's sexist
Dad: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was drinking my water when he said buhdoh mussohs and then I choked
JaneTheUnicorn same with me
I farted during this video
same
bless you.
Same, but thats because i was on the toilet
bless you
Its a sign that you have weak buhdoh mussohs lol
I laughed so hard every time he said BUHDOH MUSSOHS
If someone farts (and doesn't hide it) be like "bless you" and maybe it will make farts more appropriate.
OrangeKitty15 not bad lol
Lol~legui
UJin Kim ok yeah lol 😂😂😂
Once a girl in school who I didn't really know told me she farted so I said bless u and then she walked off
OrangeKitty15 I'm doing that next time in a crowded metro 😂😂😂😂
I hid my fart by using thunder sounds xD
WheatyAnims Official Channel creative xD
WheatyAnims Official Channel wow
Tina Pham uuuuh I farted at the wrong time and just got rekt .3.
LMAO
*farts*BOOM BOOMRAHHHH BOOM BA BOOM
WheatyAnims Official Channel do u mean Jojo Siwa boomerang?
*5:00** - **5:04*
Do you want to build a **fart** ok bye..............
*5:00* o-o
you just did bold letters check your comments again
Sla2 877 i think its r/wooosh
you guys speak nonsense really one comment had 3 o's in r/wooosh and one had 4 o's
This is not Reddit you idiots.
When you first start dating a girl will hold a fart until she literally faints with pain denying she ever cut one in her life.
3 Months later she farts out Bohemian Rhapsody in front of your parents during Thanksgiving Dinner.
Personal experience?
@@homerunninja the first paragraph the absolute truth from experience. The second paragraph completely made up for humour. LOL
jgddjjdhxdgfjdudu😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
3 months was all you lasted? I was going to say, wow you didn't last long. I swear on everything, I lasted a year. Around the 9 month time, I was so convincing and he was such a typically sheltered guy that lived in the fantasy world that women don't fart or even shaved, believing only certain women from certain countries had to shave, that I was able to blame the smell on a dog passing by the car we were getting out of, as the owner walked by with the dog!
But, well I WAS going to say that. But when I read my own timeline of a year! 12 months...I sorta now think, "wow! What the hell was wrong with me for hiding normal human stuff for a YEAR?!
I need to date a better class of guys hahaha.😁💜
who else is on a nigahiga marathon?
"Do you wanna build a snowma-"
*fart*
"Okay, bye."
😂😂😂
The Goodies Geek
So his fridge will certainly serve as a portal to Arendelle. Where Anna and Elsa will certainly fall victim to the fart...
Thaddaeus Wong Bwahaha!!!
The Goodies Geek
The Goodies Geek anna- do you want to build a *fart*man? elsa-Ok EWWWWWWWW (bye.)
lmao i lost it when he matched his farting up with the clapping on friends
Me too! It was just too fucking perfect.
And the Elsa one...I replayed it like 10 times.
Neha Kapoor SAME, my friend and i were on the floor, laughing.
***** hi im from pakistan and I like you and you are pretty and cute
For a second I thought this was called “how to RIDE your farts”
4:42 Flying nimbus away
B U D D O H M U S S O H S
Bubby FT yeah!!!
Always go Airbender. Good for friends and enemies.
Wow, Lelouch is an airbender and has the power of Geass! Who knew? XD
well,Zaheer.
Leonora RIRI Well I honestly don't think I can be anything else. I'm friggin' scrawny.
Leonora RIRI power of Gas is more like it
Toph. EARTHBENDING!
Okay guys I have a trick.
1) pick a number from 1-10
2) double it
3) plus 6
4) divide it in half
5) minus the number you started with
6) your answer will always be 3
✨✨✨✨✨✨IM MAGICAL!! ✨✨✨✨✨✨
Actually your not magical, you just took an already existing trick and claimed it as your own.
It's cute but it's like 18x363x34663472x461969646x0 = 0...
you take any number, say: 159
then you double, 159+159
you add 6 which is 3+3, making 159+159+3+3
you divide by two the whole thing, which takes one 159 and one 3 down, leaving 159+3
you then do minus the starting number, which is 159
and you're left with the 3...
that's no magic really, but it can get confusing to third graders... so it is a cute trick.
It doesn't work with the number 2
2 works
And you commented on this video because
Time changed everything.
Before, I used to cough to hide my farts.
And now, I fart to hide my coughs XD🤣🤣
Dam haha 😂👌
Once I farted in class and the teacher smelt it and was like, "okay who farted?" And no one raised their hands but my crush looked at me like, "I know it was you..." It was awkward and embarrassing and I hope that never happens again.
GG
I smell bullshit
Nvm it was just your fart
Well if you don't fart you'll die.
Djike ABC LMAO
DarkOrderSolDjango Well if you don't die you'll fart.
The cheek spreader works 10/10 for me 😂
Mo same lololol
Same bro!
I feel confident because I feel empty 😊💨
Mo only one that works except the last two
Your gonna end up sharting
The biggest fan part killed me xD
******on
holy cow, i remember about 4 years ago i watched this video and i clicked on the youtube channel and ever since ryan has been my favorite youtuber.
I tried the cheek spreader, I shat myself
Lol wtf im dying
Wtf lol
Lol
Lel
Lol
Who else had to fart when watching this?
maybe I did
+agar universe if you did... I'm worshipping you 🙏🏻 FARTS ARE BOOTIFUL
PhantomGalaxy LOL
I was watching with my friends, and we at least farted once while watching
me
Casually farts in an oven. Yea so normal 😂😂😂
remeber watching this when I was like 8. I’m 16 now and I still think about this video occasionally when I sunconsciencely use the cheek spreader technique
Has anyone ever sneezed and farted at the same time and no one noticed?😂😂
USMAN_KHAIR Nope... just you.
Kaif Ally 😂
USMAN_KHAIR I have
i burped, sneezed, and coguhed at the same time once
Me yesterday 😁
No one told me life was gonna be this way
*TOOT* *TOOT*
*TOOT* *TOOT*
I love that show so much omg I was laughing so hard when I heard that
Oh on the key board you can see like the little star thing on the 8 so you put shift on it and encase the words with them but if you have a phone then hold the number 8 and do the same thing
+don'tputthatsnakeuonmyfaceu BTSinfiredmyusername Iol I love your username XD
yass!
+don'tputthatsnakeuonmyfaceu BTSinfiredmyusername gg
I farted while watching this video.
i remember seeing this video come out and every month or so i come back to just watch it its legit my favorite video
Do you wanna build a sno--
*fart*
okay byeee *dies*
I want to become a Fart bender Hahaha!
Eh I think I found u at supernanny or something....or this is just me nvm 😐
Moana Legends lol
I wanna do the FLYING NIMBUS
Wait, is the Nimbus Cloud that Goku rides on created from Farts?
Moana Legends that means that you can make silent farts you will be called silent but deadly
The Civil Farts Movement
has BEGUN
girls cant fart >:( i wont let u
"do you wanna build a snowma-"
*farts*
"Okay bye"
This is a good procedure for the guy that constantly farts in the honest airplane commercial
Am I RIGHT?
I mean tutorial
Cham 176 4
I farted while watching this video. Guess i was inspired.
+David Lall me too! i was farting all through the vid.
Same
+David Lall Meeeeee 2!11!!!!1!!!!!
same
+David Lall Same
One time in chorus I had to fart really bad (girls fart too!) and I was trying to let it out really slowly and to the beat of the music, but then my friend made me laugh at the same time the song ended and I farted so loudly everyone in the room stared at me XD
TMI
No, freedom to farts, fellow person!
Whenever that happens again, laugh it off! It means you're a human for god's sake. Unlike 'some' people, I say "Bless you" when someone sneezes, farts, burps, cries, etc. It literally fits any situation that people shouldn't be afraid of! After all, those actions show that someone's a human, not a robot and we should praise them for being comfortable at these natural processes! Lol. I'm weird. :"3
i miss the old days, when i was in third grade girls, would have farting contest with the boys in class. Boy would always ask "girls fart?" Yes we do. lol.
Girls fart? :O what's next? Girls poop?
5:00 had me cryinggg "do you wanna build a-" *toot* "oookay byyyyee" 😭💀
Admit it, raising the volume technique is the most practicable and the most widely used one!
That is actually a good point. If someone sneezes, we say bless you , but if someone farts it's disgusting! What is wrong with society!
If anything sneezing is grosser because the boogers are getting everywhere.
The saying "Bless you" Comes from the middle ages when the plague was very common. I don't know why we say it to this day to be honest. People should just leave it with sneezes and farts its only natural.
Because farts smell probably
Cariicarky Ikr, wouldn't a sneeze spread more germs than a fart? :c
IT'S TIME TO START A REVOLUTION.
because farts STINK man!
He has a point though, how come farting is way worse then sneezing? because sneezing spreads more germs then farting does, even when you do cover your mouth just a little. And besides that, the germs get all over your hands or shoulders once you cover your mouth, so basically you still have germs all over your hands if you don't wash them. Farting on the other hand isn't as germy (if at all lol). It may have a bad smell, but it's not germy.
It's because usually it smell bad. If not, do you want to smell my butthole ? Probably not, because who want to do that ?... except japanesse people.
DarkOrderSolDjango But i'm talking about germs! anything can smell badly but not be germy while something that's germy doesn't have to have have a smell at all. Get what i'm saying?
I guess people see farting as a thing you can control, which is true (and then you stomach makes even worse sounds or it's just me) while sneezing is way harder to control.
I sneeze while reading this, no joke! :O
Dani Jess True! but one thing I hate about people sneezing is the simple fact that they don't wash their hands afterwards. It's so disgusting when you cover your mouth with your hands after your done sneezing, and you don't have the audacity to wash your hands. Same with digging in your nose or digging in your ear, it's just highly unpalatable to me.
I love how he uploaded this UA-cam video on my 15th birthday!🤣