Reading small town "adult" store reviews

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  • @gustoonz
    @gustoonz  3 роки тому +802

    FOLLOW MY TWITCH OR I WILL WEEP HTTPS://TWITCH.TV/GUSJOHNSON

  • @carlosdanger3601
    @carlosdanger3601 3 роки тому +6309

    “This sex store isn’t discreet enough” -person that just posted their sex store review online with their name and picture for the entire world to see.

    • @Yavorh55
      @Yavorh55 3 роки тому +104

      Well if it's not discreet already, what have you got to lose!

    • @olliefoxx7165
      @olliefoxx7165 3 роки тому +17

      You don't know if thats their real pic or name. A person that's mentioning the importance of discretion most likely won't use their real identity.

    • @geralds1500
      @geralds1500 3 роки тому +18

      @hv fun Shut up

    • @trulyinfamous
      @trulyinfamous 3 роки тому +33

      @@geralds1500 report all the bots you see. Go to the channel, click the three dots, go to report user, and fill out the form. Reporting replies doesn't do anything.

    • @Syrange13
      @Syrange13 3 роки тому +7

      Honestly, this person has probably never been in there and their problem is that they know it's a sex shop from looking at it.

  • @edibbl5970
    @edibbl5970 3 роки тому +1918

    I like to imagine that the woman who said "there were no bibles" is so innocent that not only could she not tell that it was an adult store from the outside, but that she didn't even recognize what anything on the inside was either

    • @williamjenkins4913
      @williamjenkins4913 3 роки тому +193

      No bibles but I did get this nice back massager.

    • @monhi64
      @monhi64 3 роки тому +131

      Lmao why are there so many models of bezos spaceship in this store

    • @vectorequinox6202
      @vectorequinox6202 3 роки тому +46

      Why does this place sell so many magic wands, there can't be that many Harry Potter cosplayers.

    • @organicsatanic
      @organicsatanic 3 роки тому +11

      the way he said that it was common made me think it was named some variation on "adam and eve"

    • @laylover7621
      @laylover7621 3 роки тому +7

      It was clearly a joke review though

  • @juliansjeandawsonarchive
    @juliansjeandawsonarchive 3 роки тому +4094

    "If I had more time"
    I almost shed a tear

    • @hamham4994
      @hamham4994 3 роки тому +26

      I almost shit my rear

    • @Fattipotato79
      @Fattipotato79 3 роки тому +22

      @@Dk_Thefirst no

    • @jcpenney17814
      @jcpenney17814 3 роки тому +36

      Why are there so many adds on this comment

    • @trulyinfamous
      @trulyinfamous 3 роки тому +15

      Damn, 4 bots in a row.

    • @HoolyjammerComment
      @HoolyjammerComment 3 роки тому +3

      @@Dk_Thefirst CRINGE, kid, just pure cringe, grow up, develop your creativity and then do it, but for now it's just pure trash kiddo

  • @Patterrz
    @Patterrz 3 роки тому +3514

    I never want to meet anyone that leaves a review of an adult store that's more than one sentence long

    • @dewlisalaza7481
      @dewlisalaza7481 3 роки тому

      First

    • @bricklanzo1484
      @bricklanzo1484 3 роки тому +157

      I only want to meet people like that

    • @seanjohnisee
      @seanjohnisee 3 роки тому +88

      @@bricklanzo1484 the duality of men

    • @lijiang1342
      @lijiang1342 3 роки тому

      I wonder if it’s a common thing, people being survived to parterrz and gus

    • @Dr.GregHouse
      @Dr.GregHouse 3 роки тому +1

      big talk from someone who watches sydsnap

  • @Klmp13
    @Klmp13 3 роки тому +2241

    I live in a very mormon area, and when an adam & eve opened up in what used to be a bbq place, my grandparents were really excited to go try out a new Christian restaurant 😌🙏

  • @LordGek
    @LordGek 3 роки тому +735

    Could the creepy shopkeeper speaking inappropriately in front of the children actually be a genius? As opposed to endlessly trying to tell customers to stop bringing in their kids, he embarrasses the shit out of them so either they'll never come back, or at the very least, they sure as Hell won't bring their kids along again.

    • @SM-yz4hi
      @SM-yz4hi 3 роки тому +142

      yep it sounded to me like he was rightfully mocking the woman

    • @trashpanda2200
      @trashpanda2200 3 роки тому +77

      ..wait actually... that comment makes so much more sense now. I was wondering if it was a fake comment to try and make sex shops look bad or something and the part about her bringing her kids in made me hesitate but him doing it to discourage people bringing their kids in that's genius

    • @bwingbwinggwiyomi
      @bwingbwinggwiyomi 3 роки тому +9

      @@trashpanda2200 yeah, kids shouldn't even be in there in the first place. I remember my abusive narc mother brought me into a fancy female undergarment store that had adult toys "at the back" as they always do and I was forced to stay at the front by the employee cause I was 13 lol as they should. This employee was doing their job right :)

    • @terminatorfishstudios
      @terminatorfishstudios 2 роки тому +1

      My thoughts exactly

    • @RedMoonSolitary
      @RedMoonSolitary Рік тому

      Yeah that's what I thought

  • @DannySullivanMusic
    @DannySullivanMusic 3 роки тому +3719

    I went to the adult store in my town and was sorely disappointed that they had no adults for sale.

  • @Sam_995
    @Sam_995 3 роки тому +470

    It’s worrying how many people took there children to these shops

    • @vertigognome6617
      @vertigognome6617 3 роки тому +47

      I like to imagine the parents are in their 70s and their kids are in their 40s personally

    • @aniquinstark4347
      @aniquinstark4347 3 роки тому +28

      As far as I'm concerned those people should be investigated.

    • @changer_of_ways_999
      @changer_of_ways_999 3 роки тому +22

      @@vertigognome6617 Somehow that sounds worse. Less evil, more. disgusting

    • @littlehamminecraft
      @littlehamminecraft 3 роки тому +66

      i worked at an adult shop and people bringing children to the door occurs weekly. When we would tell them minors weren't allowed, 99% of them would give us an attitude like "oh come on im jsut gonna be quick, but he's only 3, etc" and treat us like we're the bad people for following the law. literally had to yell back at some people who kept trying to get in that I will lose my fucking job by allowing a child to look at walls covered in graphic sexual images. even more worrying , they would be standing outside our door right in front on the sign that says 18+ ADULTS ONLY NO MINORS, not even seeing it until I pointed it out. I don't know how you can be in charge of a child's life and not even pay attention to clear signs that this is not a safe place for children

    • @nitroxylictv
      @nitroxylictv 3 роки тому +15

      @@littlehamminecraft Yea my mom brought me into a Spencer's when I was like 5 and it has scarred me ever since, and Spencer's isn't even that vulgar. The weenie chews though... thats some funny shit 😂

  • @TheOffensiveSenses
    @TheOffensiveSenses 3 роки тому +1152

    I took a big mouthful of water right before "MINION ASS" and almost had to buy a new laptop.

  • @biancasumfinrandom1653
    @biancasumfinrandom1653 3 роки тому +170

    You should choose the 5 most obscure ones and ask a friend what type of store they think it is.

    • @mandyhuey5810
      @mandyhuey5810 3 роки тому

      I like this lmao

    • @zubrhero5270
      @zubrhero5270 3 роки тому +1

      Yea, that's a legitimately awesome idea. I'd binge watch the shit out of that kinda content if it was a thing.
      I thumbed it up three times... because the second one removed it.

    • @solita7660
      @solita7660 3 роки тому

      this is a great idea

    • @kingayy9267
      @kingayy9267 3 роки тому

      1:41 great example "if I had more time"

  • @chillynight201
    @chillynight201 3 роки тому +3996

    "For a Mormon town it's great." killed me

    • @MasoNowa
      @MasoNowa 3 роки тому +100

      The sexually repressed is their prime market

    • @hrothgarnogar
      @hrothgarnogar 3 роки тому +72

      @@Dk_Thefirst first thing to improve on: stop shilling your channel in comments of other creator’s videos.

    • @WillToNihilsm
      @WillToNihilsm 3 роки тому +26

      @@Dk_Thefirst nobody is gonna watch your videos based on a UA-cam comment.
      I respect the hustle but it ain't gonna work. You gotta advertise on other platforms like tik tok and stuff to bring people in. Post on reddit. Collaborate with some other UA-camrs.

    • @ZachTheHuman
      @ZachTheHuman 3 роки тому +36

      As someone who lives in a Mormon town I can confirm:
      We do have the best adult stores.

    • @amicableenmity9820
      @amicableenmity9820 3 роки тому +23

      Please, Mormons are the horniest of all the cults.

  • @OzobTheClown
    @OzobTheClown 3 роки тому +102

    Chubby Emu: A man crushed a beer can full of mold and cut his hand, this is how his organs failed

  • @Zsadism
    @Zsadism 3 роки тому +1910

    The allure of adult novelty stores are that you can pay with cash and not have a paper trail.

    • @smelly6137
      @smelly6137 3 роки тому +107

      there’s a sex store right off my college campus. 10/10

    • @JazzyB9481
      @JazzyB9481 3 роки тому +54

      @@smelly6137 that's a smart place to open a sex toy shop

    • @Zsadism
      @Zsadism 3 роки тому +37

      @@smelly6137 I worked at one outside a college campus in Michigan. I feel like they are fairly popular in college towns.

    • @jigglebones9301
      @jigglebones9301 3 роки тому +5

      @@Zsadism just a guess because it’s decently close but would it happen to be mtpeasant?

    • @Zsadism
      @Zsadism 3 роки тому +4

      @@jigglebones9301 lol yeah! Intimate Ideas.

  • @ameliamay5246
    @ameliamay5246 3 роки тому +51

    If I sleep with a guy and he doesn't say "5 stars. so freaking win. epic sex" afterwards then he's not the guy for me.

  • @itayeldad3317
    @itayeldad3317 3 роки тому +326

    7:16 if someone uses the word "female" in a situation most people would use the word "woman" or even "girl", I immediately assume he hasn't talked to one in years

    • @masonthejar8890
      @masonthejar8890 3 роки тому +17

      definitely, also might be a vampire biologist that hasn’t seen the light of day in 400 years 😂

    • @diamondrel5190
      @diamondrel5190 3 роки тому +3

      Sounds like a ferengi, "Feeeeeehh-maaahhles"

    • @windy8544
      @windy8544 3 роки тому +3

      that's because the closest thing to a sexual relationship he'd ever seen was on animal planet and they were called male and female there

    • @yomamasofat1000
      @yomamasofat1000 3 роки тому

      @@diamondrel5190 Maybe he is one

    • @cthulhufhtagn7520
      @cthulhufhtagn7520 3 роки тому

      I do it out of habit unfortunately

  • @cadecowen7081
    @cadecowen7081 3 роки тому +6

    The “my zone is very pleasured” one is from pleasure zone where I go to college, they actually donate tons of money to fundraisers and stuff on campus. Good people over there

  • @themoosayscow
    @themoosayscow 3 роки тому +289

    This actually compelled me to look at the reviews for the adult store in my area, the only interesting review was someone saying that the location needed to change because “children drive by this store”

    • @imtrashburnme7462
      @imtrashburnme7462 3 роки тому +50

      I too was inspired and went looking around my village's sex shop reviews. The best worst one follows.....
      "The staff was very creepy and rude. He openly talked about toys being used on my “panties” (I am a trans man, and my partner and I were looking at packers) and then opened what I was buying to “test it” without any gloves which made me extremely uncomfortable, especially since he was very not clean and his hands were covered in dirt. I plan on using anti-bacterial cleaner three times on this toy I’m so grossed out. He was also very invasive and creepy and overall I would never recommend this place due to staff."
      Which led me to researching 'packers'. Trust they aren't just a football team from the big cheese.
      Thanks to Gus I'm always learning something new!

    • @sidoniegabrielle269
      @sidoniegabrielle269 3 роки тому +50

      well that is a terrible concern, who in that area is allowing children to drive cars?! that’s illegal!

    • @sidoniegabrielle269
      @sidoniegabrielle269 3 роки тому +47

      @@imtrashburnme7462 ew damn that’s actually a highkey useful review, the employee is laughably ignorant and disgusting but also everything they described is the total opposite of how you should run a sex shop

    • @Napalm_Candy
      @Napalm_Candy 3 роки тому +35

      @@sidoniegabrielle269 I was going to say the same thing! Sex shops are supposed to be some of the most accepting, positive places on the planet just by the very nature they deal with sex and sexuality. WTF!

    • @mitchellclendening7682
      @mitchellclendening7682 3 роки тому +6

      Don't most of them have blacked out windows though? Like, to keep people from accidentally seeing inside?

  • @giorap2625
    @giorap2625 3 роки тому +6

    Gus ur vids getting me thru a break up, some boys support boys through hard times, you are one of dem bois, love u gus

  • @JakeCuster
    @JakeCuster 3 роки тому +723

    Straight into it and Rebecca is challenging the morals and ethics of an adult store

    • @monhi64
      @monhi64 3 роки тому +4

      I don’t remember that specific review but why would a sex toy store not be expected to follow ethics like anything else? Tf lol

    • @sneersh9107
      @sneersh9107 3 роки тому +13

      @@monhi64 The fact that they sell porn and sex toys, so literally their entire business, shows they don't abide by the same morals and ethics as other stores. You don't walk into Walmart or your local mom and pop shop and see sex toys and porn in the aisles. Sex stores also often have even shadier stuff going on behind the scenes

    • @masonthejar8890
      @masonthejar8890 3 роки тому +2

      @@sneersh9107 oop i just don’t go into them and probably won’t anytime soon 😂 missed me with that shady shit

    • @sneersh9107
      @sneersh9107 3 роки тому +1

      @@masonthejar8890 yeah I don't go to them either, but usually you have to be a shady person, if not a complete scumbag, to run a place like that

    • @rontheron4807
      @rontheron4807 3 роки тому +13

      Are even adult stores corrupt in America? In my country they're just this chill qu3er friendly place where everyone is nice

  • @RkBJIN1
    @RkBJIN1 3 роки тому +33

    No doubt he’s that fun uncle who never ages, and always has the smell of Red Baron microwave pizza coming off of him.

  • @YHK_YT
    @YHK_YT 3 роки тому +348

    The minion image attached to the review is probably the best review any store could ever get, if I was the owner of the store I wouldn’t even be mad

    • @tristanwoelflein4264
      @tristanwoelflein4264 3 роки тому

      The person who sent that review was actually my girlfriend, thats the onky reason I watched this video lmao

    • @YHK_YT
      @YHK_YT 3 роки тому +1

      @@tristanwoelflein4264 what’s the name of the shop?

    • @cinnythedeer8067
      @cinnythedeer8067 3 роки тому +2

      @@YHK_YT s** toy box. Im the person who made it

    • @YHK_YT
      @YHK_YT 3 роки тому +1

      @@cinnythedeer8067 lmaoo the legend

  • @OneTopic
    @OneTopic 3 роки тому +17

    5 stars
    Is a video!

  • @ellisacamatah9031
    @ellisacamatah9031 3 роки тому +1530

    I love how he's actually streaming opening up pokemon cards right now.

    • @tawnyZOMBY
      @tawnyZOMBY 3 роки тому +1

      i checked too lol

    • @thewingedporpoise
      @thewingedporpoise 3 роки тому

      it's wild

    • @codymarrott5720
      @codymarrott5720 3 роки тому +34

      @@Dk_Thefirst u didn’t ratio. go away and stop self promoting in comments.

    • @xmiunax4385
      @xmiunax4385 3 роки тому

      hes a man of his word

    • @syrew900
      @syrew900 3 роки тому +3

      @@Dk_Thefirst I don’t believe you

  • @headerahelix
    @headerahelix 3 роки тому +38

    Gus has been hanging around a Brit and the misuse of "chuffed" has me both angered and laughing

  • @alekbie2282
    @alekbie2282 3 роки тому +925

    i literally lost my shit when he said "so freaking win. epic sex."

    • @ratedpending
      @ratedpending 3 роки тому +6

      @@elenafrazer5625 AxxL you fucking did it again buddy

    • @alekbie2282
      @alekbie2282 3 роки тому

      @@elenafrazer5625 what

    • @alekbie2282
      @alekbie2282 3 роки тому +1

      @@Dk_Thefirst can you not advertise in my comment

    • @purplebrickwall
      @purplebrickwall 3 роки тому +2

      @just do it shut. Don't self advertize

    • @--Danni--
      @--Danni-- 3 роки тому

      Damn did you find it

  • @jeniferjoseph9200
    @jeniferjoseph9200 3 роки тому +9

    Hey Gus I’m glad to see you smiling in this. Hope you’re doing okay considering everything. Stay safe, stay sane

  • @Exarian
    @Exarian 3 роки тому +244

    lmao don't buy sex toys on Amazon. A lot of brands aren't exactly made of the safest materials and bootleg versions of stuff will get mixed up with official stock all the time in the warehouses.

    • @ivyhearst3554
      @ivyhearst3554 3 роки тому +42

      Yeah, I can't believe he said that, lmao. You're begging for an infection with that Chinese bootleg garbage.

    • @sidoniegabrielle269
      @sidoniegabrielle269 3 роки тому +28

      yeah lol i made this exact comment amazon is basically the spencer’s gifts of online sex shops but with worse packaging. i only wish i could know somehow who made 1 of the vibrators i got there bc the thing is a godsend but there’s like 47K bootlegs that look like pure risk

    • @restlessfrager
      @restlessfrager 3 роки тому +1

      Amazon isn't the only place where you can buy online though...

    • @sidoniegabrielle269
      @sidoniegabrielle269 3 роки тому +18

      @@restlessfrager i know! in store and online are good options, amazon specifically ain’t. gus was just goofin at the beginning w/ “buy cheaper on amazon” and so this is in reference to that comment

    • @Elegant_Sausage
      @Elegant_Sausage 3 роки тому +15

      Buy stuff on amazon, just do your research into the product. Also buy from other online places, after researching their products and stuff. Nothing at all wrong with it, and the physical stores can have bad products too. It's a due diligence type thing.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 роки тому +135

    "Warning message to parents: please don't take your children here. It has adult products in it"
    Bruh these reviewers are ridiculous

    • @luclefebvre4209
      @luclefebvre4209 3 роки тому +4

      It’s alright. Not all comments will be big

    • @cati896
      @cati896 3 роки тому

      @@luclefebvre4209 lmao its not the og account

    • @David_Augustin
      @David_Augustin 3 роки тому

      you everywhere

    • @juniperberry58
      @juniperberry58 3 роки тому

      Like fr why do people take their kids to places like that- also hey again

    • @jacobwhelan45
      @jacobwhelan45 3 роки тому

      @@cati896 it usually never is. I think that’s the joke behind it. Many people make that their account and bam he’s everywhere

  • @Cadrid
    @Cadrid 3 роки тому +230

    Why would someone _want_ their rubber ding-a-ling store to be at half-staff?
    Just get a smaller size if the Dongzilla™ is too much for you to handle!

    • @Dapstart
      @Dapstart 3 роки тому +7

      >_> uh... not that I'd know, but too long and too hard is actually pretty uncomfortable.

    • @traphousegamer1906
      @traphousegamer1906 3 роки тому +10

      Got to love the trademark symbol on dongzilla

    • @ZachTheHuman
      @ZachTheHuman 3 роки тому +4

      @@Dapstart yeah, I have a pretty big… Er… hand….
      And I actually have to be really careful with my gf so she doesn’t really get hurt. Going too deep too fast can really hurt her.

    • @6MikeJones9
      @6MikeJones9 3 роки тому +2

      ☆Megalodong☆

    • @zubrhero5270
      @zubrhero5270 3 роки тому +1

      @@ZachTheHuman Pffft, don't be daft Zach lad. All you need is a puncture repair kit and you're good to go.

  • @WildcardZwei
    @WildcardZwei 3 роки тому +45

    With all due respect to one of my favorite content creators, I don't think you should prop up amazon over local businesses because local businesses let people have bathroom breaks without getting their hours cut/and or fired. Additionally, I like this content and hope to see more of it.

    • @gracey335
      @gracey335 3 роки тому +4

      I worked at Amazon you can take a bathroom break whenever u want.

    • @anonymoususer638
      @anonymoususer638 3 роки тому

      Fired for bathroom break ? Where u live? North Korea?

    • @poggies7639
      @poggies7639 3 роки тому

      @@anonymoususer638 they aren’t wrong. Idk if they still do it but investigations a couple years back found out Amazon warehouses in both the US and UK would penalise their workers if they took any types of breaks, which is why at the time many of them had to piss in bottles when on the job

    • @David-gj9qr
      @David-gj9qr 3 роки тому

      If he was one of your favorite content creators then you would know that 99% of the time he is joking.

  • @hnestly1355
    @hnestly1355 3 роки тому +954

    I really enjoyed the part where you reviewed small town adult stores

    • @FlipKicker
      @FlipKicker 3 роки тому +20

      I liked the other part

    • @hnestly1355
      @hnestly1355 3 роки тому +13

      @@FlipKicker please take this back

    • @carsonagar3987
      @carsonagar3987 3 роки тому +11

      I liked the part when people were original with comments

    • @lewoozylddu2170
      @lewoozylddu2170 3 роки тому +3

      Oh look, an overrated comment that came out at the same time as the video!!

    • @Reeemonster2000
      @Reeemonster2000 3 роки тому +1

      @Shamohhh well I hate u

  • @cl4911
    @cl4911 3 роки тому +7

    Just so you know Gus, 'chuffed' actually means that someone is very happy. It's very similar sounding to 'miffed' but kind of an antonym.

  • @evanjones288
    @evanjones288 3 роки тому +239

    “They should be more discreet”
    ITS A ADULT STORE😂😂

    • @MyHeadHz
      @MyHeadHz 3 роки тому +6

      An*

    • @evanjones288
      @evanjones288 3 роки тому +1

      @@MyHeadHz thanks grammar police I appreciate it😂😂

    • @lilyliao9521
      @lilyliao9521 3 роки тому +2

      @hv fun yes ofc you spam with this account so theres no paper trail

    • @nitroxylictv
      @nitroxylictv 3 роки тому

      @@MyHeadHz people who incorrectly say "a" instead of "an" in a sentence piss me off

  • @LezbeOswald
    @LezbeOswald 3 роки тому +13

    i love when ppl rate the adult stores poorly bc shitty parents take their kids into adult stores (whether intentionally or not). like bruh how is it the cashier's fault the parents didn't read the flashing XXX and ADULT signs.

  • @michaeldaigle7207
    @michaeldaigle7207 3 роки тому +116

    I'm cool with more of anything. I've taken to re-watching your "God's Country" series lately because I think it exemplifies that "Gus Johnson video" energy. You always give me those true, down deep belly laughs.

  • @nabilk46
    @nabilk46 3 роки тому +1

    Ik you love doing stuff with your friends gus but i do love the solo vids, theyre so classic everytime. You have so much starpower, keep killing it.

  • @Mr_Mystic
    @Mr_Mystic 3 роки тому +356

    like 3 seconds in: OW I CUT MY HAND.
    me: yep definitely the right channel.

    • @elenaa8436
      @elenaa8436 3 роки тому

      AISURU.TOKYO/AGNEZ/?[Making-love]💞
      (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over🍎🍑
      UA-cam: This is fine
      Someone: Says "heck"
      UA-cam: Be gone
      #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

    • @frg9191
      @frg9191 3 роки тому +3

      what is this reply section

    • @Mr_Mystic
      @Mr_Mystic 3 роки тому +2

      @@frg9191 HAHA i know man

    • @cardboardbox9119
      @cardboardbox9119 3 роки тому +2

      @@frg9191 I am just as confused

    • @Narutass43
      @Narutass43 3 роки тому

      Hey, fun fact!
      You don't need to label your statements as "me". It's predetermined that it's you typing when it's posted by your account!

  • @Dapstart
    @Dapstart 3 роки тому +1

    You should look at the ones in NYC next. I grew up next to a an "adult" shop that I am CONVINCED is a front for some mafia business or something. It never closed even as rent rose in the neighborhood, while basically every store got replaced 2 or more times (and we're talking west village, right next to chelsea.) I have never seen anyone enter without being asked to leave immediately, besides this one guy who goes in, hands the cashier a brick of cash and leaves without buying anything every saturday around 11 or so. These places are so goddamn sus

    • @turner15
      @turner15 3 роки тому

      I think you could’ve just said the thing about a brick of cash and convinced everyone.

  • @watcher8141
    @watcher8141 3 роки тому +39

    I love these videos, such a unique form of commentary

  • @Dirvinator
    @Dirvinator 3 роки тому +12

    The sadness in his eyes is crushing

  • @clutchless_pilot
    @clutchless_pilot 3 роки тому +51

    We need more small town reviews

    • @elenaa8436
      @elenaa8436 3 роки тому

      AISURU.TOKYO/AGNEZ/?[Making-love]💞
      (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over🍎🍑
      UA-cam: This is fine
      Someone: Says "heck"
      UA-cam: Be gone
      #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

    • @elenaa8436
      @elenaa8436 3 роки тому

      AISURU.TOKYO/AGNEZ/?[Making-love]💞
      (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over🍎🍑
      UA-cam: This is fine
      Someone: Says "heck"
      UA-cam: Be gone
      #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

  • @فاروقلحظي
    @فاروقلحظي 3 роки тому

    These reviews reading videos are my favorite. Thank you Gus! Whenever in doubt about what videos to make, make these ones.

  • @JacobyJ56
    @JacobyJ56 3 роки тому +83

    Tell Jakey we miss him so goddamn much

    • @parsazadeh3201
      @parsazadeh3201 3 роки тому +2

      Does he still make videos or did he quit?!

    • @anarmadillowithagun
      @anarmadillowithagun 3 роки тому +6

      @@parsazadeh3201 he said he doesn’t want to return until he makes something he’s proud of

  • @em-ss2sh
    @em-ss2sh 3 роки тому +52

    Gus is entering his uncensored John Mulaney divorce era

  • @Chancetstcab44
    @Chancetstcab44 3 роки тому +42

    Jane Fonda really missed the opportunity to rhyme that last sentence and drop the hardest bar of the year

  • @boopsbucket
    @boopsbucket 3 роки тому +10

    comin' in hot to be that obnoxious person who's like, AHEM, "chuffed" means "PLEASED", Gustopher Johnson

    • @void.reality
      @void.reality 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/o4fHlldbRHo/v-deo.html

  • @ibrahimrobinson8508
    @ibrahimrobinson8508 3 роки тому +47

    "Did you not understand the risk?"
    Life lessons son.

  • @gewhiz1494
    @gewhiz1494 3 роки тому +2

    Always more. Easy content with even easier laughs. Thanks, Gus.

  • @racoonjuice7523
    @racoonjuice7523 3 роки тому +61

    “Hey hi there howdy doody time hey” Gus Johnson

    • @senpay3658
      @senpay3658 3 роки тому

      AISURU.TOKYO/piit?[Have-Sex]💞
      (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*18 years and over
      UA-cam: This is fine
      Someone: Says "heck"
      UA-cam: Be gone
      #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

    • @senpay3658
      @senpay3658 3 роки тому

      AISURU.TOKYO/piit?[Have-Sex]💞
      (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*18 years and over
      UA-cam: This is fine
      Someone: Says "heck"
      UA-cam: Be gone
      #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

  • @modelmajorpita
    @modelmajorpita 3 роки тому +3

    The guy who gave it 5* for upping the neighborhood sleaze factor is right on. Porn stores help keep property values low and drive away gentrifiers, they are important for every community. Keep rents low, support your local porn shop.

  • @britnicox3929
    @britnicox3929 3 роки тому +46

    I’m *obsessed* with the idea of a sex store having an ARCADE in it. Fun for the whole family in a better way than expected

    • @zubrhero5270
      @zubrhero5270 3 роки тому +4

      What games d'ya reckon?
      Who am I kidding... it's _always_ House of the Dead 2.

    • @bwingbwinggwiyomi
      @bwingbwinggwiyomi 3 роки тому +2

      idk I think it'd still be pretty weird to have the kids playing arcade games up front while mama is at the back having her own *fun* lol

  • @juliansjeandawsonarchive
    @juliansjeandawsonarchive 3 роки тому +289

    gus continues to make fun of his own kind

    • @spect80r
      @spect80r 3 роки тому +12

      Love these replies

    • @fireice8828
      @fireice8828 3 роки тому +11

      @@Dk_Thefirst don’t self promote pal

    • @zuahchun268
      @zuahchun268 3 роки тому +8

      @@Dk_Thefirst I wish you'd understand that these sort of comments literally steer people away from your content... jfc

    • @jeniferjoseph9200
      @jeniferjoseph9200 3 роки тому

      Adults?

    • @fireice8828
      @fireice8828 3 роки тому +3

      @@jeniferjoseph9200 Small town folks

  • @Anonymos185
    @Anonymos185 3 роки тому +54

    The real question here is how exactly Gus is so well-versed in the retail prices of sex toys in physical stores compared to online vendors

    • @sidoniegabrielle269
      @sidoniegabrielle269 3 роки тому +10

      lived life for nearly 25 years i mean

    • @vee361-e1c
      @vee361-e1c 3 роки тому +11

      1) maybe he buys sex toys like millions of other people
      2) it aint rocket science to guess that amazon has cheaper prices than a brick and mortar specialty store

    • @peoplez129
      @peoplez129 3 роки тому +2

      They don't call him "No Fuss Gus" for nothing.

    • @parasiteprem
      @parasiteprem 3 роки тому

      @@vee361-e1c please buy frm local store....

    • @vee361-e1c
      @vee361-e1c 3 роки тому

      @@parasiteprem i made no comment about my own buying habits

  • @everythingisbeingcool
    @everythingisbeingcool 3 роки тому +67

    it’s so relieving to see Gus having fun after the breakup shebang. Keep doing you, champ.

  • @FeFeVtuber
    @FeFeVtuber 3 роки тому +16

    LOVE THESE VIDS LOL

  • @LilyWohlMezzo-Soprano
    @LilyWohlMezzo-Soprano 3 роки тому +18

    Love you Bus. “Chuffed” means pleased. 👍😁🤩

    • @void.reality
      @void.reality 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/o4fHlldbRHo/v-deo.html

  • @wumbothewombat1280
    @wumbothewombat1280 3 роки тому +10

    Gus: “I’m gonna have to interrupt you Matt-“
    *ad comes on*

  • @FflawedMetalhead
    @FflawedMetalhead 3 роки тому +4

    I do love your skits, but these small town store reviews are probably my favourite - Especially when they're with the boys.

  • @Bacon__SteezBurger
    @Bacon__SteezBurger 3 роки тому +1

    I get so rootin and tootin, and bootin and g-dang scoopin when I see there’s a new small town reviews video up 🤌🏼 MAMA MIA!

  • @Garbetboy
    @Garbetboy 3 роки тому +7

    I aspire to the wit, intelligence, and genuine kindness in this man. Love you Gus ✊🏻

    • @senpay3658
      @senpay3658 3 роки тому

      AISURU.TOKYO/piit?[Have-Sex]💞
      (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*18 years and over
      UA-cam: This is fine
      Someone: Says "heck"
      UA-cam: Be gone
      #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

  • @ZombieGoddessxi
    @ZombieGoddessxi 3 роки тому

    I NEEDED to see another Small town reviews! Bless you Gus!

  • @Pluike
    @Pluike 3 роки тому +35

    These are some really weird Applebees reviews

    • @elenaa8436
      @elenaa8436 3 роки тому

      AISURU.TOKYO/AGNEZ/?[Making-love]💞
      (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over🍎🍑
      UA-cam: This is fine
      Someone: Says "heck"
      UA-cam: Be gone
      #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

    • @williamdorfer7748
      @williamdorfer7748 3 роки тому

      No they actually seem pretty in line

  • @kitten-whisperer
    @kitten-whisperer 3 роки тому +10

    Damn. Gus slapping out content fresh out of a break up.

  • @SweatyBaps
    @SweatyBaps 3 роки тому +45

    I guess no one noticed, cares or knows but the word chuffed means exactly the opposite of what you think it does lol

    • @TheBanana93
      @TheBanana93 3 роки тому +6

      I was confused when he said chuffed and it was a bad review.... miffed is what he should of said!

    • @SweatyBaps
      @SweatyBaps 3 роки тому +5

      @@TheBanana93 I thought it might have been an Americanism or something, but I did some research that suggested otherwise. The closest I can rationalise is that chuffed doesn't get used much across the pond and it's close to "chafed" which is negative, but that's a real stretch lol

    • @void.reality
      @void.reality 3 роки тому +1

      Aunty Donna confirms: ua-cam.com/video/o4fHlldbRHo/v-deo.html

    • @TheBanana93
      @TheBanana93 3 роки тому

      @@SweatyBaps Off topic but your name is brilliant haha. Americans love to mess up perfectly good English : D

    • @SweatyBaps
      @SweatyBaps 3 роки тому

      @@TheBanana93 Cheers mate lol Your name is K ;P

  • @MarsGaming9b9t
    @MarsGaming9b9t 3 роки тому +3

    I recently went on a trip to the Midwest, and boy were there a lot of adult shops next to churches

  • @Jodd_purrz
    @Jodd_purrz 3 роки тому +12

    Gubby brings the high on mold spores energy to a highly informative video about finding a nice local ADULT store. “You can look but you can’t smell”
    Thanks Gus ☺️

  • @littlefardzhome2427
    @littlefardzhome2427 3 роки тому +1

    good thing Gus has some really nice quality and makes everyone have a better day

  • @daffy9318
    @daffy9318 3 роки тому +58

    I can't believe there aren't more custom 3D print services for these things

    • @thescatologistcopromancer3936
      @thescatologistcopromancer3936 3 роки тому +23

      The problems are texture and time. 3D prints can be rough and are almost always pretty rigid. It could also take over a dozen hours of printing for one piece.

    • @thebadpoet
      @thebadpoet 3 роки тому +8

      …. What, like a dildo? 3 D print filament is DEFINITELY not safe for that!

    • @lilithlaney1759
      @lilithlaney1759 3 роки тому +9

      Unless 3D printers can print silicone the materials would annihilate your sensitive areas. It can't be porous bc of bacterial problems and it needs to be soft while also being something that won't "break" in a typical sense (tears in silicone won't cut up your insides while snapped plastics have the ability to send you to an extremely uncomfortable ER visit).

    • @daffy9318
      @daffy9318 3 роки тому +4

      Ok I read the replies. Not a good idea 😅

  • @reasonablenamehere
    @reasonablenamehere 3 роки тому

    The small town reviews are what got me watching your channel to begin with. Keep them coming.

  • @ShmeatPacker
    @ShmeatPacker 3 роки тому +16

    I’ve been waiting so long for another one of these

  • @royce6485
    @royce6485 3 роки тому +1

    This is one of my favorite youtube series

  • @culturedcreator5185
    @culturedcreator5185 3 роки тому +82

    It would be much appreciated if you were to bring yourself to produce more of this type of content

  • @a-aron5691
    @a-aron5691 3 роки тому +8

    "~and I'll take a Dr. Pepper with that too."
    "What size?"
    "Uh.... African"

  • @SydneyWrites67
    @SydneyWrites67 3 роки тому +19

    Yo I’ve been waiting for another entry in this series!

    • @senpay3658
      @senpay3658 3 роки тому

      AISURU.TOKYO/piit?[Have-Sex]💞
      (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*18 years and over
      UA-cam: This is fine
      Someone: Says "heck"
      UA-cam: Be gone
      #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

    • @elenaa8436
      @elenaa8436 3 роки тому

      AISURU.TOKYO/AGNEZ/?[Making-love]💞
      (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over🍎🍑
      UA-cam: This is fine
      Someone: Says "heck"
      UA-cam: Be gone
      #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

  • @p8ton880
    @p8ton880 3 роки тому +1

    I love these videos! I'd love to see all you can eat buffet reviews, something like Golden Coral. Or something like shopping malls

  • @bex2
    @bex2 3 роки тому +29

    Doesn’t chuffed mean the exact opposite of how you used it

    • @cashnelson2306
      @cashnelson2306 3 роки тому +2

      Yes it does

    • @cashnelson2306
      @cashnelson2306 3 роки тому +3

      But I do get it, 'chuffed' sounds like a bad thing

    • @boopsbucket
      @boopsbucket 3 роки тому +7

      @@cashnelson2306 He might've been thinking of "miffed"!

    • @void.reality
      @void.reality 3 роки тому +3

      Yes. This is confirmation: ua-cam.com/video/o4fHlldbRHo/v-deo.html

    • @zakfarley7642
      @zakfarley7642 3 роки тому

      @@void.reality I knew where this would take me, so I clicked as hard as I could

  • @Frenchaboo
    @Frenchaboo 3 роки тому +7

    He laughs at the "googling areola photograph" but as an artist this has become my life these days 😂

  • @Skull35
    @Skull35 3 роки тому +19

    You can tell he hasn't lost his midwest roots since he says Pop, which is correct.

  • @alexandrasmith4313
    @alexandrasmith4313 3 роки тому +28

    Gus-
    “your mouth is smiling but your eyes look all sad, why?”

  • @gelatinousricardo6894
    @gelatinousricardo6894 3 роки тому +7

    You know when Gus uploads a banger like this it’s a great day…

    • @elenaa8436
      @elenaa8436 3 роки тому

      AISURU.TOKYO/AGNEZ/?[Making-love]💞
      (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over🍎🍑
      UA-cam: This is fine
      Someone: Says "heck"
      UA-cam: Be gone
      #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

    • @elenaa8436
      @elenaa8436 3 роки тому

      AISURU.TOKYO/AGNEZ/?[Making-love]💞
      (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over🍎🍑
      UA-cam: This is fine
      Someone: Says "heck"
      UA-cam: Be gone
      #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

  • @NatesLegend
    @NatesLegend 3 роки тому +1

    Love these Gus!! Whenever you have more time to make these please do, they’re hilarious! Thanks for the great content my dude 🙏🏼🙏🏼

  • @hamham4994
    @hamham4994 3 роки тому +6

    yes gus, I do enjoy them minion special toys thank you for being so inclusive

  • @ouroboros4049
    @ouroboros4049 3 роки тому +20

    I feel like he’s going a little bit more insane each video he posts

  • @emclovin6962
    @emclovin6962 3 роки тому +11

    imagine having such a hard time picking up women that you resort to trying to summon the females through google reviews

  • @chris_mastro
    @chris_mastro 3 роки тому +1

    Read some local prison reviews! I found myself doing this when I passed one on the highway and there was some gold hidden in those Google reviews

  • @JazzyB9481
    @JazzyB9481 3 роки тому +10

    I would not buy a minion doll because they are very child-like...but a Gru one?! 😏😏😏

  • @blackforestwaltz
    @blackforestwaltz 3 роки тому +1

    I didn’t know you did these, and now I can’t get enough! 5 stars.

  • @natrosenquist
    @natrosenquist 3 роки тому +26

    "Reproductive themed things" I love that wording lol

  • @uncharted3awesome
    @uncharted3awesome 3 роки тому +1

    8:44 that really sounds like something Internet Comment Etiquette would say, lol

  • @spencergilbert6042
    @spencergilbert6042 3 роки тому +21

    Hi Gus

  • @althechicken9597
    @althechicken9597 3 роки тому

    Yes please do as many of these as you enjoy I was so excited to see another one come out

  • @willsimpsart
    @willsimpsart 3 роки тому +3

    would've been a perfect opportunity for an Adam and Eve sponsor

  • @sirgreyspear
    @sirgreyspear 3 роки тому

    I’m glad you did this kind of video again. Thanks Gus!

  • @cheesus7672
    @cheesus7672 3 роки тому +3

    I once bought a whip in such a store
    Edit: Quite nice to try them out and feel them in your hands before buy trash online

  • @Ddf00
    @Ddf00 3 роки тому

    This type of videos give me like 1 more year of life, thank you gus

  • @noahsettelen3475
    @noahsettelen3475 3 роки тому +4

    I love these intros so much

  • @angryandgay810
    @angryandgay810 3 роки тому +1

    One of my fav series, bring us more soon please

  • @yddishmcsquidish3904
    @yddishmcsquidish3904 3 роки тому +3

    Fun story, I worked across the street from a sex shop. We gave them half off pizza, and we got half off sex stuff. Only used it once to get a blow up doll to place in random places to scare my friends. Five stars

  • @vitorgogo
    @vitorgogo 3 роки тому +1

    In my town there was one of those Adam and Eve shops, but the sign was an apple very similar to the Apple logo, so everybody thought it was a cyber-cafe until you got inside xD