Reading Awful Small Town Bar Reviews (ft. Charlie Berens)

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  • @gustoonz
    @gustoonz  4 роки тому +1458

    hello boys thank you for watching this video! hey i have a little bit of new merch if you would like: www.gusjohnson.co/store
    thank you!!!

  • @AhrkFinTey
    @AhrkFinTey 4 роки тому +4013

    I think the reason for all those one star reviews that say "I don't even like bars" or "I didn't even go" is because if Google Maps senses that you've been in the proximity to a business, they ask you how your experiences were and ask for a review. So those people probably think they're writing to Google rather than posting an actual review of the place

    • @Scrubjay457
      @Scrubjay457 4 роки тому +422

      That actually makes a lot of sense

    • @JoshJr98
      @JoshJr98 4 роки тому +147

      And trolls just pretending to hate it for stupid reasons lol

    • @thephant0m
      @thephant0m 4 роки тому +118

      Good catch, I know the same thing happens with product questions on Amazon

    • @bbekah
      @bbekah 4 роки тому +82

      Or they feel like they have to review it because it was reccomended for them

    • @Hannah-nh5qj
      @Hannah-nh5qj 4 роки тому +59

      So John tell us what it’s like being a genius.

  • @thememeestfilmbuff
    @thememeestfilmbuff 4 роки тому +6742

    I once saw this review for one bar:
    *“Too many alcoholic drinks.*
    ⭐️

    • @bdunphy4796
      @bdunphy4796 4 роки тому +412

      I hate when a bar serves alcohol. Absolutely disgusting.

    • @Namiiiiiiii7
      @Namiiiiiiii7 4 роки тому +10

      Gus is a #SatireSponge he doesnt care about cancel culture 😂😂

    • @rekokovero9155
      @rekokovero9155 4 роки тому +4

      @@User_l928Mk i think that it was meant as a joke

    • @JanderVK
      @JanderVK 4 роки тому +1

      Maybe SLC?

    • @MrHendrix17
      @MrHendrix17 4 роки тому +9

      Liver exploded after trying them all. 2/5

  • @TravisFRH
    @TravisFRH 4 роки тому +4828

    Its so wholesome that Gus is wearing a hoodie with his brothers name on it.

    • @nickkohlmann
      @nickkohlmann 4 роки тому +29

      Damn it is!

    • @maxcheese382
      @maxcheese382 4 роки тому +178

      No it’s actually pewdiepies Minecraft dogs name but nice try kid.

    • @MickZarco
      @MickZarco 4 роки тому +23

      @@maxcheese382 No, that's Alabama.

    • @CaptainApathetic
      @CaptainApathetic 4 роки тому +30

      @@MickZarco that's sven's incest son

    • @cadeoneal8137
      @cadeoneal8137 4 роки тому +13

      No Body, can't really tell if you're joking.

  • @CharlieBerens
    @CharlieBerens 4 роки тому +830

    That Paul Simon song tho...

    • @rwec_rimsaracing
      @rwec_rimsaracing 4 роки тому +14

      Isn’t that just a classic? Hits ya right in the heartstrings

    • @mrscoutfishing3979
      @mrscoutfishing3979 4 роки тому +11

      CHARLIE! I'm a big fan and um I am from Texas but I starting saying "ope" and "Keep er movin" cause of you. lol

    • @Lilithoyama
      @Lilithoyama 3 роки тому +3

      Much love from Kenosha Charlie keep er moving

    • @williamholland2969
      @williamholland2969 3 роки тому +2

      @@mrscoutfishing3979 a fellow Texas Charlie fan ope sorry for bothering you

    • @MissBooMoon
      @MissBooMoon 3 роки тому

      Ah Charlie 💘 be my valentine

  • @CrazyRespawn
    @CrazyRespawn 4 роки тому +675

    The reviews that say. "I don't know I never went" is because Google in their infinite wisdom will ask you to review every damn business you walk by. These reviews are from people that don't understand that it's not required to leave a review. Anyone who has seen the notification "how was blank blank business" will understand

    • @ferrangalvezcastaneda4968
      @ferrangalvezcastaneda4968 4 роки тому +13

      Thank you for this explanation. It's irritated me a lot.

    • @Crazelord91
      @Crazelord91 4 роки тому +29

      Thank you, that actually explains it, a bunch of boomers not getting technology

    • @kevincarlos973
      @kevincarlos973 4 роки тому +10

      I understand it's not required, I just leave those reviews anyway sometimes as a "fuck you for asking, Google"

    • @x999uuu1
      @x999uuu1 4 роки тому +9

      @@kevincarlos973 specify it as "google made me do it"

    • @aviancoleslaw
      @aviancoleslaw 3 роки тому +16

      @@kevincarlos973 You do harm the business rating then, though. That might get them less customers.

  • @stepmitch6216
    @stepmitch6216 4 роки тому +1282

    His midwest accent is in full effect.

    • @Spricz
      @Spricz 4 роки тому +9

      Im 200th like its f*cking satisfying

    • @Chlocean
      @Chlocean 4 роки тому +15

      It's like when Rubberross is in the room with another australian and he goes full-on aussie.

    • @CheatingSoi
      @CheatingSoi 4 роки тому +9

      I always thought he was doing a bit. Is that actually his full on normal voice?

    • @spikespiegelfanclub
      @spikespiegelfanclub 4 роки тому +4

      CheatingSoi he exaggerates it

    • @gallifrey_falls
      @gallifrey_falls 4 роки тому +21

      I'm shook because I'm also from the Midwest and don't hear anything weird?? I guess it's what you're used to lmao

  • @MusicFromAnotherTime
    @MusicFromAnotherTime 4 роки тому +438

    My favorite review of a restaurant in my city was 1 star that said, "My brother was shot here and the chicken is pigeon." Best place I've ever been.

    • @crippledcow2235
      @crippledcow2235 4 роки тому +8

      maybe you like the taste of pigeon

    • @NebulousHaze
      @NebulousHaze 4 роки тому +2

      Omg where?!

    • @FerrariTeddy
      @FerrariTeddy 4 роки тому +2

      @@crippledcow2235 pigeon is squab.

    • @ravensclaw1339
      @ravensclaw1339 3 роки тому

      So your saying the bar is haunted?

    • @marenkuether-ulberg3311
      @marenkuether-ulberg3311 3 роки тому

      “Best” thing I’d never eat on a menu was “Intestines in Spit”. The Little Fish, Cheese in Fire, and New Hit Octopus were really good though.

  • @KidKryptid
    @KidKryptid 4 роки тому +252

    My favorite review that I have ever read for a restaurant was a two star, and their main complaint was that the portions they were served were too big and they had to take the leftovers home

    • @crackypremium4436
      @crackypremium4436 4 роки тому +1

      Bruh u have 122 likes and 1 comment so far

    • @madameproblemes6548
      @madameproblemes6548 4 роки тому

      @@crackypremium4436 2 now :)

    • @kanyesmemeemporium836
      @kanyesmemeemporium836 4 роки тому +3

      One time I saw a negative review for a subscription box that said “too many stickers”. How is that a problem?

    • @robbieskillidays131
      @robbieskillidays131 4 роки тому +3

      @@kanyesmemeemporium836 probably because the subscription box company filled the box with stickers instead of actual subscription box things like figurines and t-shirts

    • @kanyesmemeemporium836
      @kanyesmemeemporium836 4 роки тому

      Robbie skillidays No there are always five different products in the box, and that month there were still five different products. What they meant was they didn’t want all of the stickers because their kid didn’t know what to do with them

  • @benji9415
    @benji9415 4 роки тому +397

    Charlie is honestly such a nice dude. His sister was my babysitter when I was a kid I’ve known Charlie for most of my life. Always been a great guy.

  • @Discogothicc
    @Discogothicc 4 роки тому +1685

    Not even taping a microphone to things anymore. This fame and fortune has changed you for the worse Gus.

    • @thepepchannel7940
      @thepepchannel7940 4 роки тому +84

      Truly dispicable. Obviously Disney Channel has come to him

    • @spacepope7867
      @spacepope7867 4 роки тому +46

      Thats only for rant videos sweet child. Ya Boi has not failed thee

    • @emeraldeyeball2002
      @emeraldeyeball2002 4 роки тому +10

      @@spacepope7867 small town reviews 2 had it

    • @klaghzyn8124
      @klaghzyn8124 3 роки тому +2

      @@emeraldeyeball2002 Maybe that was just an Easter egg

    • @STOPSYPHER
      @STOPSYPHER 3 роки тому

      @@klaghzyn8124 a cheeky reference

  • @OceanCommotion915
    @OceanCommotion915 4 роки тому +940

    “Better than smelling like sniffilis” Words to live by

  • @KATELYNNMAE
    @KATELYNNMAE 4 роки тому +1228

    Never noticed how thick gus’s Midwest accent was until listening to them together. (I’m from Michigan)

    • @adamthedog1
      @adamthedog1 4 роки тому +64

      also from michigan and midwest accents can never sound too thick lmaoo

    • @para-yw9dn
      @para-yw9dn 4 роки тому +33

      im from ohio but i feel like we dont have an accent. every other midwesterner has such a cool accent not us tho

    • @lordmoldybutt36
      @lordmoldybutt36 4 роки тому +18

      Maybe cause he just got back from home

    • @wariofat
      @wariofat 4 роки тому +21

      I'm from Germany and can't find any distinction for this accent. What are the characteristics?

    • @emrahalien2972
      @emrahalien2972 4 роки тому +6

      @@wariofat they are german.

  • @hippotomusuaesquippa
    @hippotomusuaesquippa 4 роки тому +453

    I'll translate for Glenda, I think I know what she is trying to say: she didn't enjoy going to the bar because someone tried to slobber on (make out with) her husband and the workers did not stop the drunk woman from trying to kiss Glenda's husband, nor did they cut the drunk woman off. Glenda suspects this is because this other woman is a regular, so she warns away other couples

    • @kunalsinha95
      @kunalsinha95 4 роки тому +57

      How tf did you translate that

    • @shirinf333
      @shirinf333 4 роки тому +17

      WITCH!

    • @JotaC
      @JotaC 4 роки тому +65

      Glenda was drunk af when she wrote that. Let's be honest

    • @justingrover4030
      @justingrover4030 4 роки тому +16

      The hero we didn't know we needed

    • @marinamorton8458
      @marinamorton8458 4 роки тому +3

      wait a minute how did you know what she said??!

  • @ZorinZato
    @ZorinZato 4 роки тому +78

    Both of your accents went SO MIDWEST in this video. As a linguist and dialect coach, I LOVE it

    • @POISONOUSHAIRSPRAY
      @POISONOUSHAIRSPRAY 4 роки тому +4

      What makes their accent so Midwest? As a European, it sounds just like regular American, in the sense that you can easily distinguish the southern accent or those from the valley (I think LA?). I'm really curious as so many people are saying it!

    • @montanawalker8819
      @montanawalker8819 4 роки тому +8

      @@POISONOUSHAIRSPRAY I'm no expert, but as a Wisconsinite our accents always seem more nasal-y, ya know?

    • @ericamcmillan4021
      @ericamcmillan4021 4 роки тому +23

      To me, a Californian, the most distinctive feature is the way they convert short vowels into long vowels, especially making short "a" words into long "a" words and short "o" words into long "o" words. "Bag" becomes "bayg," "wagon" becomes "waygon," "magazine becomes "maygazine," etc. The "o" sounds are more subtle, but a little bit longer, more like "oh" than "aw." And the overall accent sounds very nasal, but pleasant to my ear because of its associations with very nice people and cozy winter things. All of this (maybe niceness included?) is a legacy of the heavy Scandinavian migration to the northern Midwest.

    • @gxtmfa
      @gxtmfa 4 роки тому +4

      Erica McMillan it’s funny because in the western suburbs of Illinois, my family does the reverse with their vowels (aw vs short o is a big switch out there), but I grew up around people like this, so I switch in and out of the two depending on the social context despite them being quite different.

    • @milkshake2659
      @milkshake2659 3 роки тому +2

      @@ericamcmillan4021 as a Midwesterner I had no idea we did this, but your so right I looked at the way I talked and yep Lol

  • @Skapologist
    @Skapologist 4 роки тому +531

    I can’t believe your friend missed the chance to say “Days of Our Dives”

    • @TheLaziiness
      @TheLaziiness 4 роки тому +10

      Omg I thought I was the only one who saw that massive missed opportunity. Big ups to you my guy! You a real one.

    • @Zer0san
      @Zer0san 4 роки тому +2

      Man what a missed opportunity, too true

    • @alecmitchell9912
      @alecmitchell9912 4 роки тому +2

      Damn it! You beat me to it by twelve hours.

    • @housevisand
      @housevisand 3 роки тому

      its just the tragedy of improv vs written content... its the risk ya take, baby.

  • @beep3250
    @beep3250 4 роки тому +397

    There’s a bar in my small Illinois town where a lady stabbed her newlywed husband in the parking lot. Luckily he survived though.

    • @rileyalsip4925
      @rileyalsip4925 4 роки тому +48

      Tbh that’s every bar in every small Illinois town

    • @brettwarner2543
      @brettwarner2543 4 роки тому +39

      2 stars

    • @BrinIoca
      @BrinIoca 4 роки тому +53

      @@brettwarner2543 "this place was nice but i got stabbed there"

    • @dantecusolito8513
      @dantecusolito8513 4 роки тому +24

      They shouldn’t have been there after 9pm

    • @schoo9256
      @schoo9256 4 роки тому +12

      @Student _Arthur what the what now

  • @probablyaparent
    @probablyaparent 4 роки тому +731

    Wisconsin Crossover with Charlie and Gus. My brats are ready. Let's do it.

    • @alisaishere
      @alisaishere 4 роки тому +25

      Is your New Glarus chilled?

    • @probablyaparent
      @probablyaparent 4 роки тому +20

      @@alisaishere Always, keep it frosty next to my cheese curds for frying.

    • @TyTheTurtle
      @TyTheTurtle 4 роки тому +18

      Got Any Spotted Cow in here?

    • @mariannecontrino6297
      @mariannecontrino6297 4 роки тому +8

      @@TyTheTurtle Ahhh, let's be real.... a party, just isn't A PARTY, unless there's AT LEAST 12 polka dotted bovine chilling nearby!!! 🐄+🍺+🎵+💃+🕺🏿+🎉= A damn good time!

    • @BoHorn
      @BoHorn 4 роки тому +6

      Oh how I miss the brats

  • @sonicducktheinoccent
    @sonicducktheinoccent 4 роки тому +1122

    The mid west honestley soubds like a mythical realm.

    • @siennaifill6889
      @siennaifill6889 4 роки тому +140

      In general it’s boring, but Wisconsin does its own thing

    • @chrisw9605
      @chrisw9605 4 роки тому +14

      @@siennaifill6889 yeah we kinda do sometimes

    • @bluewuppo
      @bluewuppo 4 роки тому +78

      The first day I lived in the midwest, I was out shopping and some assholes drove by calling people the hard-r. Not so much mythical, just another part of the shithole known as the US

    • @whitebuffaloblacksheep
      @whitebuffaloblacksheep 4 роки тому +57

      It's the land of cheese sauce and high fructose corn syrup.

    • @Keemo747
      @Keemo747 4 роки тому +29

      Sienna Ifill The further north, the stronger the accent. People in SE Wisconsin tend to not have as prominent of an accent.

  • @RoloTonyBrownTown69420
    @RoloTonyBrownTown69420 4 роки тому +44

    I always love seeing Gus talk about his hometown and midwest towns because hes always smiling and so happy. Love you, Gus!

  • @daMEGatron
    @daMEGatron 4 роки тому +178

    I related hardcore to Gus voicing over “earbuds” because he kept saying headphones.

    • @oldbatwit5102
      @oldbatwit5102 4 роки тому +2

      Erm.... wot?

    • @daMEGatron
      @daMEGatron 4 роки тому +9

      Oldbatwit I accidentally call earbuds headphones all the time.

    • @oldbatwit5102
      @oldbatwit5102 4 роки тому +1

      @@daMEGatron Ah... gotcha. I've probably done that myself.

    • @legoluvver
      @legoluvver 4 роки тому +3

      I think he accidentally called them AirPods

    • @christmastiger
      @christmastiger 4 роки тому +3

      It took me a while to get what he was saying but dammit I still call them headphones and I'll die on that hill

  • @Ryno6465
    @Ryno6465 4 роки тому +2600

    "It was better when I was 15"
    Translation: They serve minors

    • @christopher4868
      @christopher4868 4 роки тому +90

      Or used to when the person was 15

    • @BoHorn
      @BoHorn 4 роки тому +97

      Depends on the place, in Wisconsin you can drink with parents permission.

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 4 роки тому +14

      I have a big... BIG... BIIIIGGGGG... muscles!!! HAHAHA!!! What did you think I was going for? That's so DIRTY of you! GAGAGAGA!!! I am the funniest UA-camr ever! Maybe that's the reason why I have TWO (!!!) HOT (!) GIRLFRIENDS. Thanks for being alive, dear ryno

    • @jeremyc9593
      @jeremyc9593 4 роки тому +31

      Good job cracking that code, Da Vinci

    • @Conklin03
      @Conklin03 4 роки тому +27

      @@AxxLAfriku oh my god stop.

  • @pizzatime7433
    @pizzatime7433 4 роки тому +268

    This video definitely has that Wisconsin flavor going for it

    • @CaptIronfoundersson
      @CaptIronfoundersson 4 роки тому +7

      Cheese and beer?

    • @nickkohlmann
      @nickkohlmann 4 роки тому

      @@CaptIronfoundersson Wtf

    • @ClonedMadnessMitosis
      @ClonedMadnessMitosis 4 роки тому +6

      @@nickkohlmann That is what Wisconsin is

    • @nupeer
      @nupeer 4 роки тому +15

      As someone who lives in Wisco, yeah thats pretty much all it is. If culvers had alcohol everything would be perfect

    • @donutlettuce4633
      @donutlettuce4633 4 роки тому +4

      @@nupeer Proud Wisconsinite here, this comment is 100% true

  • @hunterlugten1865
    @hunterlugten1865 4 роки тому +619

    I was literally thinking today, “I wish Gus uploads a video soon”

    • @puntachu
      @puntachu 4 роки тому +10

      Same just watched Sven’s new video

    • @ilikeonionrings6015
      @ilikeonionrings6015 4 роки тому

      @@puntachu me too

    • @imbuffysummers
      @imbuffysummers 4 роки тому +3

      I have been binging his and svens videos the past several days also drew gooden’s imagine how happy I am today actually I’m still pretty sad because I keep throwing up but the boys making it all better

    • @justinw3403
      @justinw3403 4 роки тому

      Lol same, I also was thinking about the small town reviews series, great to see another one

    • @mysteriousgirl2000
      @mysteriousgirl2000 4 роки тому

      same!!! i was going thru his and sven’s old videos this morning

  • @noelrodriguez6625
    @noelrodriguez6625 4 роки тому +39

    I'm from the midwest but dont have the accent. This was literally the most midwestern thing I've seen in a long time, and now I have the accent

    • @gxtmfa
      @gxtmfa 4 роки тому +4

      It’s that easy, isn’t it? The accent is infectious to those who grew up around it.

  • @Sabs215
    @Sabs215 4 роки тому +82

    "No tap soft drinks? NO COLE SLAW? No go my brother." -44 yr old family man who runs a historical society in the midwest.
    Despite not knowing this dude, I can vouch for him.

  • @swaryne
    @swaryne 4 роки тому +163

    i'd wager more than 80% of these reviews were made a few minutes after getting cut off and kicked out

  • @milkman6385
    @milkman6385 4 роки тому +217

    As a Wisconsin boy, I felt like I was hanging out with the boys

    • @NeilMcLinden
      @NeilMcLinden 4 роки тому +21

      You guys ready to go tailgating, or no?

    • @jake5476
      @jake5476 4 роки тому +5

      Even as a Hoosier, I felt the energy.

    • @baysideleader3554
      @baysideleader3554 4 роки тому +3

      Yeah I will never move from the great state of wisconsin

    • @sOriginalMan-bw8de
      @sOriginalMan-bw8de 3 роки тому +1

      My dad is from Wisconsin and I'm from Indiana and I feel the same way

    • @kyleRS87
      @kyleRS87 3 роки тому

      Same here

  • @LeveyHere
    @LeveyHere 4 роки тому +593

    Both Gus and this other guy look like Small Town Bar regulars.

    • @fkhan2006
      @fkhan2006 4 роки тому +29

      His name is Charlie :D it's in the title

    • @andrewcastleberry4921
      @andrewcastleberry4921 4 роки тому +10

      This other guy... get wrecked he's way cooler than gush

    • @nickkohlmann
      @nickkohlmann 4 роки тому +20

      @@andrewcastleberry4921 Excuse me who let you in here

  • @olivalow18
    @olivalow18 4 роки тому +68

    please read local YMCA or community center reviews I think theres a lot of diversity there

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona 3 роки тому +3

      I felt primal fear thinking about YMCA reviews I hope they do this

  • @om3ga5
    @om3ga5 3 роки тому +7

    gus's smile is genuinely the brightest warmest smile I have ever seen. every time he smiles I feel like im being tackled by a bunch of golden retriever puppies in a field of daisies. im not exaggerating like omg he just looks so happy when he smiles it makes me happy too

    • @STOPSYPHER
      @STOPSYPHER 3 роки тому

      You’ve got a thing for Gus’s, hey

  • @karaoconnoraliasraidra
    @karaoconnoraliasraidra 4 роки тому +227

    "I was the only one there." That's not a downside, that's an upside!

    • @chipskylark5500
      @chipskylark5500 4 роки тому +4

      Absolutely

    • @StevenS757
      @StevenS757 4 роки тому +8

      Bad for the business, but heaven for me

    • @basiliska
      @basiliska 4 роки тому +7

      exactly! like what’s better than just chillen w the bartender, knowing your order is the only one in the kitchen so it’ll come out as soon as it’s done, and not having to deal with any drunks being loud and rowdy around you?

    • @50shekels
      @50shekels 4 роки тому

      Kara O'Connor it’s a bar alone sucks

    • @goatmansasquatch1485
      @goatmansasquatch1485 4 роки тому +1

      devin just get your own bar at home

  • @therealbradmo
    @therealbradmo 4 роки тому +52

    You nabbed Charlie. My born and bred Wisconsin heart is full. Also I miss small town Wisco bars, Brandy Old Fashioned on me if I ever run into ya Gussy.

  • @emmymaria6173
    @emmymaria6173 4 роки тому +93

    My small town review haiku
    Clinton: zero stars
    The bar owner in reply
    Says, “Clinton really?”

  • @donovancooper229
    @donovancooper229 4 роки тому +246

    Gus has been ready to be called “Uncle Gus” since he graduated high school

  • @Geraldine_Z_Rivii
    @Geraldine_Z_Rivii 4 роки тому +187

    I wondered why Charlie looked so familiar, then I realised he's on the youtube ads sponsoring Wisconsin Dairy. As someone who lives here, you can NOT escape them....can't have dairy and they taunt me

    • @MarshallHoff
      @MarshallHoff 4 роки тому

      UA-cam premium, lol

    • @Ektalon
      @Ektalon 4 роки тому +6

      I can only say one thing . . . Mars Cheese Castle.

    • @fatlarry161
      @fatlarry161 4 роки тому +1

      @@MarshallHoff adblock lol

    • @MarshallHoff
      @MarshallHoff 4 роки тому +6

      @@fatlarry161 Ad Block hurts creators, whereas UA-cam premium is actually better for creators.

    • @fatlarry161
      @fatlarry161 4 роки тому +3

      @@MarshallHoff most creators make almost their entire profit from sponsorships. I'm not giving UA-cam money.

  • @mina_rdhd
    @mina_rdhd 4 роки тому +292

    (almost) A haiku:
    Clinton S, one star,
    Response from the owner,
    'Clinton! Really?!!!'

    • @ahanemone
      @ahanemone 4 роки тому +71

      That bar's staff was slow
      Kids got whacked by umbrella
      Unattentive staff

    • @matthewsawczyn6592
      @matthewsawczyn6592 4 роки тому +3

      The betrayal...

    • @Oblivion9873
      @Oblivion9873 4 роки тому +47

      If you make it
      Clinton S, one star
      A response from the owner
      Wow clinton! Really?!
      It becomes an actual haiku

    • @krakenandtheratmovies781
      @krakenandtheratmovies781 4 роки тому +9

      A chilly bar night
      Clint really back again
      It’s snowing on Mt Fuji

    • @nspidel
      @nspidel 4 роки тому +5

      Drinking casually
      Enjoying time with my friends
      Got punched in the face

  • @trey1956
    @trey1956 4 роки тому +98

    The epic poem comment sounded like Charlie Kelly

    • @schoo9256
      @schoo9256 4 роки тому +6

      Twist: written about Paddy's Pub

  • @corban9988
    @corban9988 4 роки тому +218

    *one star, my ex girlfriend dumped me there for “DaNiEl”, great staff and service otherwise*

  • @bluefalconssuck5881
    @bluefalconssuck5881 4 роки тому +45

    _"How do you screw a grilled cheese?"_
    Definatly added to the "Do NOT Google" list.

  • @LAR3MUSIC
    @LAR3MUSIC 4 роки тому +161

    I imagine they all have a backstory like Ego from Ratatouille

    • @fkhan2006
      @fkhan2006 4 роки тому +1

      Aren't you the person I always see in sixteenleo's comment section?

    • @nickkohlmann
      @nickkohlmann 4 роки тому +1

      @@fkhan2006 I don't even know who you are

  • @b1mbotank
    @b1mbotank 4 роки тому +559

    Charlie sounds so midwestern, and this is coming from someone in Minnesota lol

    • @alexisnoelle9011
      @alexisnoelle9011 4 роки тому +1

      AGREED

    • @jasminelee3935
      @jasminelee3935 4 роки тому +36

      I think he plays up the accent for videos but yeh it's thick

    • @cspell19
      @cspell19 4 роки тому +6

      Yeah that's kinda his schtick lol

    • @FelineBlue
      @FelineBlue 4 роки тому +8

      as a non-american they both just sound Generic American ™ to me lol

    • @TheFn414
      @TheFn414 4 роки тому +25

      Haha im in Wisconsin dude gotta heavy northen WI accent

  • @Anandrielle
    @Anandrielle 4 роки тому +76

    I love how he's wearing a hoodie that says Sven

  • @Allisonnkayyy
    @Allisonnkayyy 4 роки тому +14

    Just me, a Wisconsinite, watching my favorite Wisconsinite boys🥺

  • @thegreaterg8r148
    @thegreaterg8r148 4 роки тому +44

    This guy has the same vibe as that one fun uncle at family gatherings

  • @Gaming2020-c1b
    @Gaming2020-c1b 4 роки тому +16

    Out of all your videos, reading the reviews of places are the absolute holy grail

    • @haysdixon6227
      @haysdixon6227 4 роки тому +4

      I love these but IMO imbiamba jombes and God’s Country are some hard series to beat

  • @thepresence365
    @thepresence365 4 роки тому +77

    "This is like a Beatnik poem"
    "Like Jack Kerouac"
    🤣🤣🤣 I died. So true.

  • @CheeryFlame
    @CheeryFlame 4 роки тому +363

    Why the heck would you take your almost 90-year old grandmother to a bar that only has stools?
    ?????????

    • @fkhan2006
      @fkhan2006 4 роки тому +18

      Idk maybe they didn't know about the stools?

    • @kukyri2980
      @kukyri2980 4 роки тому +37

      Because grandma's want to have fun too

    • @gaberoseo9989
      @gaberoseo9989 4 роки тому +17

      to get lit

    • @jordyt7560
      @jordyt7560 4 роки тому +4

      Oh please nana is gonna be too busy tossing cheeks to notice. She wont have time to sit down!

    • @chipskylark5500
      @chipskylark5500 4 роки тому +4

      At 11am

  • @grim9714
    @grim9714 4 роки тому +129

    vsco girl: and i OOP-
    midwesterner: and i OPE-

    • @ZijnShayatanica
      @ZijnShayatanica 4 роки тому +9

      "Let me just OOP right past ya."

    • @lixak6307
      @lixak6307 3 роки тому +5

      OPE sorry guy I didn’t see you dere oh gosh I’m so late to comment on this ope sorry I should’nt’a brought it up oh geez oh Pete I mentioned it cripes just wanted to say good comment I had a laugh

  • @BlakeAbernathy
    @BlakeAbernathy 4 роки тому +15

    “Smells like varnish and sweaty balls. They need to shut it down and burn it to the ground to get the syphilis off the walls.” *BARS!*

  • @trevorsimmons9180
    @trevorsimmons9180 4 роки тому +77

    Gus you should watch, "Bar Rescue". It's so good and basically is the 1 star reviews but on TV. Absolutely hilarious

    • @trevorsimmons9180
      @trevorsimmons9180 4 роки тому +2

      Here's a sneak peek. My roomie and I watch it on some streaming service but I can't remember which.
      ua-cam.com/video/dchtrDSjndU/v-deo.html

    • @trevorsimmons9180
      @trevorsimmons9180 4 роки тому

      @Travis man that's so sad I really have worked at a bar before with the flies in the liquor problem so I genuinely believed it

    • @DylanGarnet375
      @DylanGarnet375 4 роки тому

      Jon taffer

  • @lpngnl1513
    @lpngnl1513 4 роки тому +21

    Absolutely killed me with the "EARBUDS" edits 😂

  • @natapy
    @natapy 4 роки тому +67

    Gus and Charlie, way to go. Wisconsin rules!

  • @charlottestow248
    @charlottestow248 4 роки тому +6

    the coffee shop i work at has a ton of 1-stars that just say “drive thru speakers don’t work good” like okay? no comments on the drinks, just the drive thru speaker quality

  • @sammyjamjars
    @sammyjamjars 3 роки тому +5

    Please do another Collab with Charlie. This was so good.

  • @mr.waffles8739
    @mr.waffles8739 4 роки тому +30

    These small town businesses reviews are my favorite videos, but honestly he could probably just look at reviews in any size town and find funny shit

    • @walter9240
      @walter9240 2 роки тому +1

      They wouldn’t have that small town feel though

  • @Thebigbeef6373
    @Thebigbeef6373 4 роки тому +13

    Hey Gus, when ever I am sad or down every time Gus you post a funny Yelp video. Thank you Gus and the rest of your gang.

  • @ally7711
    @ally7711 4 роки тому +114

    Translation of that review from Glenda: she was mad because some women were drunk (shocker), hitting on her man and she is insecure

  • @walt9327
    @walt9327 4 роки тому +22

    Hey Mr bus boy man, I love your content, but next time you do this fun stuff, could you move the review up a little? I have a hearing impairment and need captions, but they aren’t always perfect, so if you leave the reviews at the bottom of the screen, they got blocked by the (oft incorrect) captions and I can’t really tell what they say. Love the content there mr Girth Jaxson, keep it truckin

  • @sirsmokeefortwence25
    @sirsmokeefortwence25 4 роки тому +12

    Really can't wait to see their crossover episodes. Midwest represent!

  • @michellelawrence5168
    @michellelawrence5168 4 роки тому +27

    The boys are back in small town reviews

  • @Irxpley
    @Irxpley 4 роки тому +34

    Wow, Drew, Danny, and Gus all in one day. Boys be poppin today.

  • @JuliaHap
    @JuliaHap 4 роки тому +24

    I'm so incredibly bored today this video was a blessing

  • @Debbk455
    @Debbk455 4 роки тому +21

    Veggie tales pizza angel is not the repressed memory I thought was going to get dug up today but by golly

  • @10DollarProductions
    @10DollarProductions 4 роки тому +21

    Damn laying the Wisconsin on thick when he mentioned the Packers lmao.

  • @plankiscool
    @plankiscool 4 роки тому +25

    Hey Gus I really appreciate everything that you post on UA-cam it really makes my day and you're really funny. I even bought the same Hawaiian shirt that you were using in the comedy Central Sketches outside of what I kind of remember is probably comic Con. It feels like some unofficial merch and it makes me think of you every time I put it on. You're the best man keep it up I hope you become super duper successful.

  • @lassmallieber7569
    @lassmallieber7569 4 роки тому +21

    Damn it Cody, leave the Milwaukee sign alone

  • @jvepps
    @jvepps 4 роки тому +55

    Dude move back. The internet is in Wisconsin too if you didnt know.

  • @raygun_lapicola4465
    @raygun_lapicola4465 4 роки тому +1

    1 star ⭐️. Was planning on going to bed around midnight, at 11 I watched one of these small town review videos. It is now almost 2:00 AM, and I am still watching these videos. Very funny, too addicting.

  • @steakjoke
    @steakjoke 4 роки тому +106

    You can tell Gus is truly midwesty bc he says “w” as “dubyuh”

  • @queenanarchy666
    @queenanarchy666 4 роки тому +7

    i have been waiting a while to suggest this,,, but please do small town chuck e cheese reviews

  • @hailey9652
    @hailey9652 4 роки тому +22

    Oh man I’m gonna miss my small east coast town when I leave for college

    • @aboz8649
      @aboz8649 4 роки тому +2

      You’ll be plenty distracted for about a month, then the homesickness slaps you silly. Good luck though!!

  • @cyberspacehomie5555
    @cyberspacehomie5555 4 роки тому +32

    I am expecting to see that Simon & Garfunkel "parody" song.

  • @MelodyWarp
    @MelodyWarp 4 роки тому +1

    I love that you and Charlie did this together. I'd been hoping for this crossover for a while now!

  • @evehuddy8627
    @evehuddy8627 4 роки тому +1

    The best duo I never expected. This is awesome, yall should collaborate moreee

  • @joshuamark9316
    @joshuamark9316 4 роки тому +10

    Man, those [EARBUDS] looked cool!

  • @bartsmouter5926
    @bartsmouter5926 4 роки тому +38

    I love how he had to edit him saying ‘earbuds’ instead of airpods

  • @Chlocean
    @Chlocean 4 роки тому +32

    10 reviews • 1 photo
    ★☆☆☆☆
    Gus called his Raycons "Headphones" instead of "Earbuds."
    I will never be returning to this video.

  • @show._bug
    @show._bug 4 роки тому

    my dad grew up in a tiny town in west virginia and these videos inspired to have fun reading those reviews! thank you!

  • @kaseywahl
    @kaseywahl 4 роки тому +1

    As a fellow Midwesterner, Gus + Charlie made me so insanely happy

  • @badgercraft8887
    @badgercraft8887 4 роки тому +7

    Gus Johnson+Charlie Berens is the crossover event I never realized I needed

  • @Sammie1053
    @Sammie1053 4 роки тому +18

    "Hey how ya doin mom it's your son paul Simon yeah I went to that bar and I didn't have a good time the owner reeked of vomit and the drinks were kinda watery there was a leprechaun there who said he was the *_bouncer, bouncer_* and he was pretty hammered anyway mom I'm in the recording studio so I gotta go do the song now"

  • @Neohampster
    @Neohampster 4 роки тому +67

    why do i feel like you shot the whole ad read calling them Raycon Headphones then sent it to them for approval and they were like "redo it, they're earbuds not headphones" so you got drunk and overdubbed it in the shittiest way possible and resubmitted it to them...?

    • @oldbatwit5102
      @oldbatwit5102 4 роки тому +1

      Raycon seem to be giving more of their earbuds away for 'review' than they are actually selling.
      Btw... they are not very good, even at that price.

    • @Neohampster
      @Neohampster 4 роки тому +5

      @@oldbatwit5102 I actually wound up buying a pair to try them out. For the ("sale") price they aren't bad. But I'm not particularly picky when it comes to sound quality I doubt I could tell the difference between a below average speaker and a thousand dollar so take that for what you will.

  • @johniv4063
    @johniv4063 4 роки тому +1

    Gus thanks for doing a collab with such a legendary Wisconsinite. Embracing the roots.

  • @viceroymarx406
    @viceroymarx406 4 роки тому

    listening to charlie talk brings me back to family gatherings in north wisconsin with my 60+ yooper relatives. very enjoyable

  • @jackk9497
    @jackk9497 4 роки тому +24

    That “Big Chuck D” reference was awesome.

  • @rubenrobles4371
    @rubenrobles4371 4 роки тому +9

    A drew a Danny and a Gus video in one day 😳

  • @Daveyjokes
    @Daveyjokes 4 роки тому +5

    I sometimes feel like Gus is being held hostage but he's pretty chill about it.

  • @Goatbeez
    @Goatbeez 4 роки тому +1

    Glad you guys did a collab. Charlie is getting around to doing things with, seems like, every other artists I'm familiar with from Wisconsin, from comedians, to breweries, to musicians. Love both your work. Stay safe and keep on making great things, please!

  • @jamesgragan8129
    @jamesgragan8129 4 роки тому +2

    Gus is always smiling, I love it

  • @ratedpending
    @ratedpending 4 роки тому +6

    oh so it's small town reviews + intoxication, that sounds like the foundation for a respectful and constructive review.

  • @danielbrazell
    @danielbrazell 4 роки тому +31

    Pizza Angel is an absolute banger.

    • @berry11756
      @berry11756 4 роки тому

      So is the Cheeseburger song

    • @HTKDblackbelt
      @HTKDblackbelt 4 роки тому

      Pizza angel please come to me! Tomorrow sauce and cheese so gooey!

  • @slime_tiger9568
    @slime_tiger9568 4 роки тому +7

    Gus Johnson I would like you to know I listen exclusively to the song "Pizza Angel" from Veggie Tales

  • @thejvh2
    @thejvh2 4 роки тому +2

    Gus was cheesin' the whole time (pun DEFINITELY intended). Happy to see two of my favorite WI boys together.

  • @MattChristoff
    @MattChristoff 3 роки тому +1

    I can't believe I missed this collab! This speaks to my Wisconsinite heart, which is clogged with cheese curds.

  • @Vanamonde
    @Vanamonde 4 роки тому +3

    8:20 I used to be a cook at a small bar and I definitely remember a day where I was like hungover and couldnt even manage to make a grilled cheese correctly lol

    • @djawnsjhilson218
      @djawnsjhilson218 3 роки тому

      I ordered a grilled cheese and there was no cheese.

  • @christinajackson3313
    @christinajackson3313 4 роки тому +4

    We need more bar reviews by Big Chuck

  • @GoldenGun1994
    @GoldenGun1994 4 роки тому +4

    Charlie's regular speaking voice is only slightly different from his manitowoc minute. He's doing an impression of himself!

  • @Madison-qn3dx
    @Madison-qn3dx 4 роки тому +1

    Gotta love the family complaining about the umbrella hitting them like they weren’t the ones that chose to sit outside when it was super windy??

  • @varsavja
    @varsavja 4 роки тому

    Love this collab - gotta loop in the You Betcha guy someday another Wisconsin gem