300 Shower Thoughts

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  • @lazy2554
    @lazy2554 7 років тому +1140

    A gingerbread man is basically living in a house made of its own flesh.

    • @silversunlight9215
      @silversunlight9215 7 років тому +22

      Oh that's Dark.. 😂

    • @scribblerisu
      @scribblerisu 7 років тому +11

      Or The gingerbread man is actually made of his house.

    • @jadaistired1163
      @jadaistired1163 7 років тому +19

      A gingerbread man lives in a gingerbread house. Is the house made out of flesh? or is he made out of house? he screams, for he does not know.

    • @lazy2554
      @lazy2554 7 років тому

      I saw that before 😂

    • @misfitr
      @misfitr 7 років тому

      Twenty Øne Crybabies your name tho |-/

  • @CraZCraft
    @CraZCraft 6 років тому +1637

    HOW LONG ARE YOUR SHOWERS?!

    • @player70477
      @player70477 6 років тому +22

      100000000000 (3 days later) 0000

    • @the_hanburger
      @the_hanburger 6 років тому +49

      I shower for like 30 mins because I shower for like 10 mins, and then I relax for 20 mins... 😂😂😂

    • @davidreyes183
      @davidreyes183 6 років тому +3

      Probably an hour

    • @snickerswo1f519
      @snickerswo1f519 6 років тому +7

      @@player70477 about an hour and a half or two hours XD

    • @Felix-on3jw
      @Felix-on3jw 6 років тому +13

      4 meters

  • @KS-qj1wx
    @KS-qj1wx 7 років тому +2780

    I learn more things on UA-cam than in school

    • @noralando9615
      @noralando9615 7 років тому +26

      OMG same my school never teaches me anything

    • @augurofnyarlathotep5051
      @augurofnyarlathotep5051 7 років тому +3

      Nora Lando I'm I school and its true

    • @cutie4704
      @cutie4704 7 років тому +2

      Give me a cupcake or you die true

    • @Zero-4793
      @Zero-4793 7 років тому +3

      50% are you kidding me!?
      1) I learn less then 10% at school
      2) You can't Even Math (50+51 = 101) So you obviously haven't learnt enough. On either.

    • @fumpy528
      @fumpy528 7 років тому +8

      Crimson Tardis I think that was a joke.

  • @endobendo7457
    @endobendo7457 5 років тому +412

    My only shower thought is, get this shampoo out of my face before the evil demon from behind the curtain kills me...

  • @gedztrez8814
    @gedztrez8814 7 років тому +840

    no one has ever seen a full movie before if you blink

  • @zoerassier7574
    @zoerassier7574 5 років тому +317

    My shower thought
    Everything we now think is modern will someday become vintage 🤯🤯

  • @franciscofuentes6209
    @franciscofuentes6209 7 років тому +498

    I can't believe, the one about "Your phone not being in any of your dreams"! I'VE NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!

    • @AudreyGalaxy
      @AudreyGalaxy 7 років тому +5

      Doesn't apply to me honestly. I have phone dreams like twice a week.

    • @christopherarias6943
      @christopherarias6943 7 років тому +2

      Francisco Fuentes you probably wouldn't be able to use your phone anyway, it's hard to see screens and read in dreams.

    • @teddyroth1514
      @teddyroth1514 7 років тому

      +Chris Arias I had a dream and I could read it just fine, it was a couple of heart emojis.

    • @aaaaaa-hr5ph
      @aaaaaa-hr5ph 7 років тому +3

      My phone was in my dream once.
      ...before I had a phone. XD

    • @blacksparks1290
      @blacksparks1290 7 років тому +1

      You never dreamed of it Francisco

  • @undeadbiscuit2478
    @undeadbiscuit2478 5 років тому +1782

    “The person in front of you is also the person behind you.”
    Flat earthers: but how

  • @mickeywright173
    @mickeywright173 7 років тому +380

    During a "Zombie Apocalypse", I'm going to carry a movie camera...zombies never attack the cameraman...

  • @anthonyrosenthal3674
    @anthonyrosenthal3674 7 років тому +783

    This guy took a long shower. The water's probably running out of the toilet.

    • @koolkidcait
      @koolkidcait 7 років тому +4

      I was thinking that throughout the entire video

    • @ilhanimal4912
      @ilhanimal4912 7 років тому +1

      Anthony Rosenthal or just copy and paste reddit

    • @LOOMING_WRAITH_OF_BAD_OMEN
      @LOOMING_WRAITH_OF_BAD_OMEN 7 років тому +4

      @Anthony Rosenthal
      What shitty, third world craphole do you live in? I take 40+ minute showers on a daily basis.

    • @mous5624
      @mous5624 7 років тому +15

      damn yall must take 3 second showers

    • @Fahad0947
      @Fahad0947 7 років тому +4

      Ruler Of The Wasteland I take 10 minute showers,
      but I guess that evens out because I take at least 3 showers everyday...

  • @lexiecoolgirl2706
    @lexiecoolgirl2706 5 років тому +361

    "You think you're unique until you choose a username."
    Roblox ad appears
    Bad marketing.
    Seriously.

    • @forever25k
      @forever25k 5 років тому +1

      I was watching this part as I was reading your comment!😄

    • @devinandcarrietotaldrama505
      @devinandcarrietotaldrama505 5 років тому

      Lol roblox u need to choose a username

    • @denkikaminari3606
      @denkikaminari3606 5 років тому

      “You think you’re unique until you choose a username” legit explains Fortnite because it took me so long to come up with a valid username

    • @emmajayne738
      @emmajayne738 5 років тому

      Lexie CoolGirl woah as soon as I read your comment that part came up in the video

    • @nomochord3364
      @nomochord3364 5 років тому

      Ads are based off what you watch

  • @nanniekvanmulligen8930
    @nanniekvanmulligen8930 5 років тому +901

    My shower thougt:
    Saying World Wide Web is actually faster than saying www

    • @kandachannel1799
      @kandachannel1799 5 років тому +47

      Nanniek van Mulligen yes but is it faster writing it? ;)

    • @lunarweirdo4954
      @lunarweirdo4954 5 років тому +19

      *Opens mouth to speak but only gurgling comes out as my brain is fried by now.* 😮😮😧😦😦😦😦

    • @beansontoast1759
      @beansontoast1759 5 років тому +4

      Omg yeah

    • @desa2067
      @desa2067 5 років тому +11

      Its because your practically saying "double you" 3 times, saying world wide web is only 3 words but saying www is kinda saying 6 words making it longer

    • @vanillaplanes1572
      @vanillaplanes1572 5 років тому +3

      not in german...

  • @seanheaphy8383
    @seanheaphy8383 6 років тому +1518

    This video was *showered* with ads

  • @leecreel3316
    @leecreel3316 7 років тому +759

    How come I can listen to 40 mins of a guy talking about shower thoughts yet I can't stand 30 secs. of
    ads on Spotify?

  • @geraldhewitt9796
    @geraldhewitt9796 7 років тому +817

    This guy has a lot of showers.

    • @glock2x31
      @glock2x31 7 років тому +10

      Ger Hew 300 showers is less then a year and you have to shower everyday which is a year so 365 so he didn't shower everyday

    • @chxrryskulls
      @chxrryskulls 7 років тому +35

      Hello Hello
      Hope you realise not everyone showers everyday, right?

    • @Shadowschannel1
      @Shadowschannel1 7 років тому +10

      Hello Hello your meant to shower every other day

    • @jeanmichellelaurent
      @jeanmichellelaurent 7 років тому +1

      Ger Hew you gotta wash

    • @supakapa5661
      @supakapa5661 7 років тому +2

      Its not just him its others sharing and he posted it.

  • @brismith2195
    @brismith2195 5 років тому +201

    "Where are you" HAS been asked in sign language. I video chatted my deaf friend earlier to ask her

  • @MasterHandFinalDestination
    @MasterHandFinalDestination 7 років тому +585

    If you clean a vacuum cleaner, wouldn't you also be a vacuum cleaner?

    • @guyman8647
      @guyman8647 7 років тому +23

      do you suck your vacuum cleaner to get it clean?

    • @Curryboikutty
      @Curryboikutty 7 років тому +15

      Crazy Guy you'll be a vaccum cleaner cleaner

    • @imposiveajf4979
      @imposiveajf4979 7 років тому +5

      Crazy Guy if you're vacuum cleaner sucks less than would it suck more

    • @koyolionblaze3255
      @koyolionblaze3255 7 років тому +3

      bruh

    • @edv.3788
      @edv.3788 7 років тому +2

      Crazy Guy wouldnt you be a vaccum cleaner cleaner

  • @volcanosauce00
    @volcanosauce00 7 років тому +3032

    Every person who has ever been born has at one point been the youngest person on the planet.

    • @ligmalad1113
      @ligmalad1113 7 років тому +15

      garner montgomery twins?

    • @volcanosauce00
      @volcanosauce00 7 років тому +117

      mystic gamer They are still born sometime apart. They don't come out at the same time

    • @ligmalad1113
      @ligmalad1113 7 років тому +13

      garner montgomery ok

    • @frenchie4364
      @frenchie4364 7 років тому +52

      mystic gamer
      *facepalms*
      Okay let me explain. Twins aren't born at the same time. They have at least a second or two apart.
      The younger twin was born 1 minute after the older twin.

    • @ligmalad1113
      @ligmalad1113 7 років тому +7

      The Phandom Has Arrived ok then i get it

  • @gabtype
    @gabtype 7 років тому +319

    If everything was possible, even impossibility would be possible

  • @adfgx
    @adfgx 5 років тому +557

    Hermione should fix Harry's eyes and not the glasses

    • @gothiesoftie6947
      @gothiesoftie6947 5 років тому +7

      We need to find a spell for this XD

    • @evil_patrick7073
      @evil_patrick7073 5 років тому +3

      How is this shower thought, if a fire were to start in the bathroom would I stay in the shower with a cloth over my mouth to breath or would I evacuate, also does a straw/toilet paper role have 2 holes or 1

    • @Foxy02016
      @Foxy02016 5 років тому +1

      Carlos Ibarra omg good point

    • @noodlearg9745
      @noodlearg9745 5 років тому +2

      Where’s all my ravenclaws at??! #ravenclaw #ravenclawpride #ravenclawandproud #eagles

    • @jssk5444
      @jssk5444 5 років тому +1

      So relatable #slytherinpride

  • @starz8580
    @starz8580 5 років тому +575

    I’m trying to watch an ad compilation but random ‘shower thoughts’ keep coming up

  • @wheredayokokogodokutah285
    @wheredayokokogodokutah285 5 років тому +188

    Come to think of it....who IS BINGO
    Bingo the farmer
    Or Bingo the dog

  • @mariosangourakis2440
    @mariosangourakis2440 6 років тому +355

    *showers sales go up to 90%*

    • @baato870
      @baato870 6 років тому +1

      Beyond_Death, *100%**

    • @wodawiod5447
      @wodawiod5447 5 років тому +1

      Bago *110%* *

    • @embl
      @embl 5 років тому +1

      *120%**

    • @christopherconnolly8911
      @christopherconnolly8911 5 років тому

      I read this as "sower shales go up 90%"

    • @samuelhaley3822
      @samuelhaley3822 5 років тому

      Shower sales drop down 5% after a help I have fallen and I cant get up ad shows up

  • @leah7348
    @leah7348 5 років тому +120

    If someone says, "this is a man-made product," it could mean it was made by either a woman or a man. Yet if they said, "this is a woman-made product," it means it is made by a woman, not a man.

    • @r.chamaemorus8025
      @r.chamaemorus8025 5 років тому +6

      You can't spell woman without a man.

    • @theoaowoodyboy198
      @theoaowoodyboy198 5 років тому +8

      huMAN

    • @corrinkidmiscellanous260
      @corrinkidmiscellanous260 5 років тому +5

      GerMANy

    • @coldclearkt
      @coldclearkt 5 років тому +4

      @@corrinkidmiscellanous260 perSON

    • @vminisfuckingreal998
      @vminisfuckingreal998 5 років тому +4

      @@r.chamaemorus8025 thats because a man made it up. Women would be a different word if it were made by a woman. But you see what happens when a man starts making the world male dominant? It sucks dude...

  • @B.treveton
    @B.treveton 8 років тому +331

    when you think about it, every single thing in this universe is either a potato or not a potato...

    • @cathleenmudong4871
      @cathleenmudong4871 8 років тому

      Brandon LeeTreverton I don't understand can you explain?

    • @Acethecornnugg
      @Acethecornnugg 8 років тому +1

      Brandon LeeTreverton but what about French fries?

    • @B.treveton
      @B.treveton 8 років тому

      Anita Collins potato

    • @brianmancilla77
      @brianmancilla77 8 років тому +3

      Cathleen Mudong A potato is a potato. Anything thats not a potato is not a potato.

    • @brianmancilla77
      @brianmancilla77 8 років тому +3

      Brandon LeeTreverton i have now said potato in my head so many times that it doesnt sound like a word and am amused by constantly saying potato which is only making this current dilemma worse

  • @karkleswhitevans
    @karkleswhitevans 7 років тому +505

    Does wikipedia have a page on Wikipedia?

    • @triigaticonda7615
      @triigaticonda7615 7 років тому

      Sansy Pansy probably

    • @triigaticonda7615
      @triigaticonda7615 7 років тому +11

      Sansy Pansy ya it does i just checked

    • @theo7236
      @theo7236 7 років тому +1

      Sansy Pansy Duh

    • @karkleswhitevans
      @karkleswhitevans 7 років тому +2

      Theo Ikhide but does wikipedia have a page on wikipedia having a page on wikipedia?

    • @theo7236
      @theo7236 7 років тому +3

      Sansy Pansy Why would that be a thing

  • @Tyler-gp8je
    @Tyler-gp8je 6 років тому +521

    Cheese has holes
    More cheese = more holes
    More holes = less cheese
    More cheese = less cheese
    Just to clarify, I did not make this but I have no idea where i found it so dont be mad at me

    • @faceinapinkphoto1018
      @faceinapinkphoto1018 5 років тому +7

      Tyler Da Tree even if you did copy it that was clever

    • @PQAisha
      @PQAisha 5 років тому +7

      More cheese= less cheese???

    • @Tyler-gp8je
      @Tyler-gp8je 5 років тому +4

      @@sirvelliance9332 oH wOw I rEaLlY tHoUgHt ThAt WaS tRuE

    • @gamershavefun8108
      @gamershavefun8108 5 років тому +1

      17th Generation Local wow that was a really big r/woooosh from you

    • @connerfirkins5759
      @connerfirkins5759 5 років тому +6

      My brain just blew up

  • @shelenapacia1543
    @shelenapacia1543 5 років тому +507

    _Sleeps in the couch_
    *Wakes up in the bed*
    *WOAH TELEPORT!!!*

    • @julie9337
      @julie9337 5 років тому +8

      Angelo Pacia I can relate.

    • @snail1726
      @snail1726 5 років тому +5

      It's happened to me too

    • @abka9031
      @abka9031 5 років тому +6

      Parkour

    • @girlboss6881
      @girlboss6881 5 років тому

      IKR

    • @PixsicleStudios
      @PixsicleStudios 5 років тому +5

      I thought i teleported but it was my dad carrying me to my bed

  • @Rose-df6hx
    @Rose-df6hx 5 років тому +181

    What if the first clock that was put up had the wrong time ?
    WTH

  • @pixelplanetproductions8314
    @pixelplanetproductions8314 6 років тому +528

    Sleep is time travel
    Think of it

  • @sneedymcdeedy6526
    @sneedymcdeedy6526 8 років тому +782

    Mom: You can only watch one more video
    Me: **Internal Evil Laugh**

    • @malnutritionboy
      @malnutritionboy 8 років тому +4

      Snide Pick hah

    • @ivorybell1826
      @ivorybell1826 8 років тому +4

      Haha. Yep, this video is pretty long.

    • @lukewilliamson1204
      @lukewilliamson1204 8 років тому +2

      Snide Pick im dead

    • @krazytrain2934
      @krazytrain2934 8 років тому

      Ok, see you in 40-ish minutes after I watch some useless but hilarious shower thoughts! Love you! >=)

    • @ww-ue7vh
      @ww-ue7vh 8 років тому

      Krazy I already watched the whole video

  • @swagypanda0791
    @swagypanda0791 5 років тому +67

    Me:watches video
    Me: questions reality itself

  • @seabo9566
    @seabo9566 6 років тому +789

    Anyone else not ever think deep in the shower? Because I don't think about these things, half of them I'm not clever enough to think of

    • @helenblatsky1015
      @helenblatsky1015 6 років тому +3

      Yea

    • @taylortripp8598
      @taylortripp8598 6 років тому +3

      some random guy I thunk about men in the shower

    • @Zoe-of3qq
      @Zoe-of3qq 6 років тому

      some random guy same

    • @xqusn5953
      @xqusn5953 6 років тому +1

      Might happen when you stay a little bit more. You'll forget what you're doing and start questioning life xd

    • @hi-dg5kr
      @hi-dg5kr 6 років тому +3

      some random guy I think very deep in the shower

  • @maryroserivera7946
    @maryroserivera7946 5 років тому +109

    Shower Thought :
    Laughter is the best medicine
    But if you laugh for no reason , you need medicine

  • @jackguest145
    @jackguest145 7 років тому +3923

    Can't believe I actually watched all that.

  • @charleesamuelson6152
    @charleesamuelson6152 5 років тому +165

    Heres my shower thought,
    If time is money, then an ATM is a time machine.
    This was preview of my brain

    • @skylarwright2078
      @skylarwright2078 5 років тому +5

      That One Girl Who Has A UA-cam ATM means A Time Machine

    • @charleesamuelson6152
      @charleesamuelson6152 5 років тому +4

      @@skylarwright2078 HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THAT

    • @rookie-870
      @rookie-870 5 років тому

      My brain

    • @selinguven3115
      @selinguven3115 5 років тому

      That One Girl Who Has A UA-cam Thats a normal brain you’re not special screw off

    • @charleesamuelson6152
      @charleesamuelson6152 5 років тому +1

      @@selinguven3115 Dude, I was just trying to be a little funny. There's no reason to lash out at a kid, yeah I'm only kid. Calm down please.

  • @krupa6922
    @krupa6922 6 років тому +656

    My shower thought:
    *WATER. NEEDS. TO. BE. HOTTER*

  • @nightshade4264
    @nightshade4264 7 років тому +245

    Isn't it weird that we all have a little voice in our heads like the one you used to read this.

    • @j.p.stewart4667
      @j.p.stewart4667 6 років тому +2

      Yeah, like you are can imagine sound and kinda smell and sight and pain, but it's like all N illusion
      😊

    • @momentous58
      @momentous58 6 років тому +3

      NightShade not original,where u saw this

    • @RaulMenendez-v4q
      @RaulMenendez-v4q 6 років тому

      NightShade yeah

    • @yeetdres1119
      @yeetdres1119 6 років тому

      Me and my headvoice are friends... but he uses my energy

    • @welp4576
      @welp4576 6 років тому +3

      And you can see pictures

  • @Screamingurchin
    @Screamingurchin 8 років тому +164

    people always talk about dying for their country but nobody ever talks about killing for their country

    • @toxicwolfiez6749
      @toxicwolfiez6749 8 років тому

      david johnson No shit, people don't like killing people.

    • @upseter
      @upseter 8 років тому

      A Light Switch Lies look at murderers and sociopaths

    • @nuvita1283
      @nuvita1283 8 років тому

      "It is well that war is so terrible- otherwise we would grow too fond of it."
      - Robert. E Lee

    • @1crystalglaceon175
      @1crystalglaceon175 8 років тому

      Nuvia Alvarez I'm related to Robert E Lee!😋

    • @aidanwalsh-king5834
      @aidanwalsh-king5834 8 років тому

      +david johnson That's Bertrand Russel

  • @torijade3269
    @torijade3269 5 років тому +72

    8:38
    Wait
    Have I been eating pizza wrong my whole life?

  • @conniehawkins3938
    @conniehawkins3938 8 років тому +639

    if you read the entire dictanory wouldnt every other book you read be a remix

  • @エイジャ
    @エイジャ 7 років тому +485

    Who watched this all the way through without
    •pausing
    •skipping ahead
    •talking
    •leaving the room
    • spacing out

  • @Sam-xf4uw
    @Sam-xf4uw 5 років тому +99

    12:14
    I don't get it.
    Wait
    *rethinks my existence*

  • @suspiciouswolfie
    @suspiciouswolfie 5 років тому +61

    "When I type etc, it usually means that I'm out of examples"
    That's sorta familiar. Wait nvm, that's me

    • @baseballcentral5355
      @baseballcentral5355 4 роки тому

      Miki Nguyen
      Same, I always run out of ideas, etc.

    • @aqsafiaz
      @aqsafiaz 4 роки тому +3

      etc = End of Thinking Capacity

  • @mello6176
    @mello6176 7 років тому +1953

    I was gonna watch dis until I realized it is 42 minutes long ;-;

  • @flam1ngicecream
    @flam1ngicecream 8 років тому +328

    How long are this guy's showers?

    • @Wandalledingle
      @Wandalledingle 8 років тому

      Flam1ngicecream 😂😂😂

    • @ace_trace_2237
      @ace_trace_2237 7 років тому +6

      Flam1ngicecream 42 minutes and 50 seconds apparently

    • @trinitylara9514
      @trinitylara9514 7 років тому +6

      Flam1ngicecream 42 mins I guess...

    • @caseyhaigh9017
      @caseyhaigh9017 7 років тому

      Lmao

    • @yuppi3495
      @yuppi3495 7 років тому

      Flam1ngicecream About MY bath's time. Yes, my bath takes VERY long.

  • @stanfoo1175
    @stanfoo1175 7 років тому +2344

    My thoughts in the shower : still thinking about how theLegend27 beat me...

    • @craigcurrie644
      @craigcurrie644 7 років тому +19

      MangoKip yeah same man the legend27 captured my hero

    • @incription
      @incription 7 років тому +4

      Target on point me too!

    • @memeily
      @memeily 7 років тому +14

      MangoKip Dude, the legend27 destroyed my entire army with one swipe

    • @bellawinmill8672
      @bellawinmill8672 7 років тому +6

      xXbanana_splitxX ikr fuck thelegend27

    • @potassiumgamer1936
      @potassiumgamer1936 7 років тому +2

      the legend 27 had no players to fight originally. obviously farmed shit while being the only player, and desroyed any noobs who joined after them. classical unskilled casual method no 32: if you suck at all games, find a game that noone plays. be the first, p2getloot.

  • @fang2304
    @fang2304 5 років тому +45

    In soft whisper voice- *Elite Facts presents*
    In loud deep voice- *"300 SHOWER THOUGHTS"*

  • @starme6843
    @starme6843 6 років тому +873

    My shower thought:
    IS MAYONNAISE AN INSTRUMENT????

  • @TheLakelake
    @TheLakelake 6 років тому +84

    28:41
    *Have you ever looked at someone and wondered, what is going on inside their head?*

    • @getoutnubs
      @getoutnubs 6 років тому +5

      You took me to an ad

    • @player70477
      @player70477 6 років тому

      @@getoutnubs should i take you on r/wooosh

  • @ploperdung
    @ploperdung 6 років тому +333

    why did none of the ads work? 🤔

    • @frazix7075
      @frazix7075 6 років тому +39

      Ploper Dung yeah cuz UA-cam maybe gave him a penalty for putting so much ads 😂🤣

    • @azaanmohamed5071
      @azaanmohamed5071 6 років тому +46

      Shhhh don’t complain

    • @ploperdung
      @ploperdung 6 років тому +8

      Black Snow You’re* and I am on mobile, do they not work on mobile?

    • @ploperdung
      @ploperdung 6 років тому +1

      @Black Snow oh ok

    • @dontleadmypfpmisleadyouima3383
      @dontleadmypfpmisleadyouima3383 6 років тому +1

      @@ploperdung grammar nazi.

  • @lildeskchair8026
    @lildeskchair8026 5 років тому +42

    Shower Thought:
    If you never talk to your crush, you're not in love with them. You're in love with who you think they are.

    • @TheNickstar
      @TheNickstar 3 роки тому

      And this is why you gotta make a move if you like someone

    • @user-xw4mu6nz4t
      @user-xw4mu6nz4t 2 роки тому

      @@TheNickstar To find out they're actually psychopath?

  • @Antorion
    @Antorion 6 років тому +336

    My shower thought:
    So, what am I gonna sing today?

    • @pinky6740
      @pinky6740 6 років тому +4

      Qwerty Wasd
      no u

    • @blachbird067
      @blachbird067 6 років тому

      Pinky I saw your other comment and I wanted to let you know my Grandma is going to choke slam you 4 times

    • @pinky6740
      @pinky6740 6 років тому +1

      @@blachbird067 i want to let you know your grandma is too fat to get out of her chair

    • @player70477
      @player70477 6 років тому +1

      @@pinky6740 oooooh

    • @catianajohnston4133
      @catianajohnston4133 6 років тому

      Why is this comment ME!?!?

  • @ameliaamelia4830
    @ameliaamelia4830 5 років тому +425

    shower thought:
    none of these where actually made up in a shower

    • @MrMcStinkyFace
      @MrMcStinkyFace 5 років тому

      @RANDOM GAMING *Were.

    • @MrMcStinkyFace
      @MrMcStinkyFace 5 років тому

      @RANDOM GAMING *No that phrase didn't need a capital. It was in a middle of a sentence.

    • @MrMcStinkyFace
      @MrMcStinkyFace 5 років тому

      @RANDOM GAMING It's ok. God has put me on this 🌎 to cull the herd!

    • @jamesmcdougall8327
      @jamesmcdougall8327 5 років тому

      @@MrMcStinkyFace kid stfu ill drop u

    • @MrMcStinkyFace
      @MrMcStinkyFace 5 років тому

      @@jamesmcdougall8327 For you are confused young sheep. Perhaps you need bliss. Amaaaaazing Graaaaace

  • @BAPPITYROI
    @BAPPITYROI 6 років тому +542

    If your dad tells a joke about your mom, is it a dad joke or a mom joke?

  • @brendissimalugo
    @brendissimalugo 5 років тому +20

    I have an idea
    If you start walking, because of different time zones in different places, you are either traveling into the future or the past by mere seconds.

  • @sulliCEO
    @sulliCEO 6 років тому +102

    My shower thought: If painkillers kill pain, then wouldn’t the painkillers be causing pain to the pain?

  • @loisgriffin190
    @loisgriffin190 7 років тому +607

    **Hits Blunt**
    Bruh, who put the Alphabet in alphabetical order?

    • @renboyack1492
      @renboyack1492 7 років тому +13

      shiiiiiiiiiit

    • @MarioGalaxy2003
      @MarioGalaxy2003 7 років тому +7

      Well, the order of the alphabet is completely arbitrary

    • @largehippo2408
      @largehippo2408 7 років тому +12

      Lois Griffin brain.exe has stopped working insert reboot disc reboot disc nor found ctrl+alt+del

    • @edsheppard9676
      @edsheppard9676 7 років тому +1

      Lois Griffin as I read this I saw the thing you were talking about

    • @TheGekoGamer
      @TheGekoGamer 7 років тому +1

      Lois Griffin OH SHIT

  • @pr0xygen697
    @pr0xygen697 6 років тому +610

    When you spend 45 minutes taking a shower

    • @camrrg
      @camrrg 6 років тому +14

      Haha no seriously I take hour long showers...

    • @SomeOne-vt6vx
      @SomeOne-vt6vx 6 років тому +8

      Are you trying to be funny? Because I literally take hour showers and lots of other people do as well.

    • @freshoceanwaters7947
      @freshoceanwaters7947 6 років тому +1

      Neutral_mode _001 I only take 15 minute showers

    • @advent8827
      @advent8827 6 років тому +2

      Unknown Specimen I shower for five minutes and why are we all dumbasses and talking about how long we shower

    • @freshoceanwaters7947
      @freshoceanwaters7947 6 років тому

      Adventureboy Animations not sure

  • @cheetah9926
    @cheetah9926 5 років тому +78

    My shower thought:
    We all pick a day to go out and about and so many of us picked the same day

    • @mateo1390
      @mateo1390 4 роки тому +1

      Galaxy Wolf are you Canadian ?

  • @morfborf2795
    @morfborf2795 7 років тому +296

    What if the bright light you see when your dying, is the bright light in the hospital you see when you're being born into your next life?? :o

    • @ryanturman2327
      @ryanturman2327 7 років тому +30

      ya I'll check next time I die

    • @joehealy1136
      @joehealy1136 7 років тому

      MorfBorf _

    • @blackops2541
      @blackops2541 7 років тому +1

      lol that seems legit

    • @yiqi-debate-7817
      @yiqi-debate-7817 7 років тому +1

      +Suralus
      Wait if you read till the end to notice that your comment doesn't make any sense and is a little bit irrelevant?

    • @yiqi-debate-7817
      @yiqi-debate-7817 7 років тому

      +Lan Ceo
      What*

  • @ExDixionconderoga
    @ExDixionconderoga 7 років тому +333

    nothing is on fire
    fire is on things
    like if you agree

  • @hayhay7539
    @hayhay7539 6 років тому +452

    *My life is a lie*

  • @ashley-id9fx
    @ashley-id9fx 5 років тому +24

    A shower thought for a shower thought:
    If a drivers test included jumping a car, changing a tire, and checking fluids would mean car companies wouldn’t get paid to do that job for those who don’t know how

  • @kyndelinduncan7683
    @kyndelinduncan7683 5 років тому +204

    My shower thought:
    We can drink drinks. However, we can’t food foods.

    • @lunarweirdo4954
      @lunarweirdo4954 5 років тому +2

      ARGHHHHH MY BRAIN IS BURNING

    • @coldclearkt
      @coldclearkt 5 років тому +7

      That's cause food isn't called "eat", if we were to say "liquid" instead of "drink", there you go you can't liquid a liquid

    • @toluolomolaiye6433
      @toluolomolaiye6433 5 років тому +3

      Toxic 10 r/ wooooosh

    • @coldclearkt
      @coldclearkt 5 років тому +4

      @@toluolomolaiye6433 that's wasn't even a joke

    • @ken3243
      @ken3243 5 років тому +1

      @@coldclearkt and you had to ruin it

  • @lokee800
    @lokee800 6 років тому +522

    My shower thought:
    You've never actually seen yourself before, just pictures and reflections.

    • @skateraptor12
      @skateraptor12 6 років тому +16

      Nobody Cares I haven’t seen my face or neck, pretty much everything else

    • @greatest4244
      @greatest4244 6 років тому

      Nobody Cares That is true :0 I’ve never thought about that

    • @gianarosebelt6573
      @gianarosebelt6573 6 років тому +2

      Everybody knows that no need to comment it

    • @lightbreathermusic
      @lightbreathermusic 6 років тому +3

      well actually it's only your face that you have never seen. Your hands, legs and everything else that's pretty much not your head or neck you've seen.

    • @tommysalami6876
      @tommysalami6876 6 років тому +4

      We can see mostly everything except for your head, neck, and back (depending on neck flexibility

  • @danielhyndman2860
    @danielhyndman2860 6 років тому +150

    I don't know whats sadder. The fact this video has almost 2.6 million views, or the fact I watched the whole thing.

    • @rosestrohm7986
      @rosestrohm7986 6 років тому +1

      Or the fact its just a dude reading a script with no personality and shitty music in the background

    • @PhoniexStudio
      @PhoniexStudio 6 років тому

      Personally speaking, these thoughts makes me think about reality.

  • @mesinovict6316
    @mesinovict6316 5 років тому +9

    Sleep is technically time travel,you close your eyes and you're in another day

  • @steedo7827
    @steedo7827 7 років тому +514

    If apple made a car would it have windows?

  • @teddyfield2164
    @teddyfield2164 6 років тому +146

    Eminem would be more powerful than dumbledore

  • @FireGoesFast
    @FireGoesFast 7 років тому +361

    who else thinks in the shower: if i went back to that situation, what would i do?

    • @bigplanner
      @bigplanner 7 років тому +5

      FireNinjaAUS All the time

    • @skilz5698
      @skilz5698 6 років тому +1

      FireNinjaAUS in the shower rn

    • @idknellyy
      @idknellyy 6 років тому +4

      FireNinjaAUS I do that all the time and wish I could go back

    • @panderffa5683
      @panderffa5683 6 років тому

      So do i

    • @ziva6245
      @ziva6245 6 років тому

      Omg thought I was the only one😯

  • @kirbycat6007
    @kirbycat6007 4 роки тому +25

    "someone out of all 7 billion people could be the worst human ever"
    Me: they could be any one of us

    • @zachtowny3857
      @zachtowny3857 3 роки тому

      1 imposter amoung us
      Game 7b/10 players

  • @louis-sw7kw
    @louis-sw7kw 7 років тому +557

    These are all just tumblr posts i swear

    • @justanotheraltaccount7821
      @justanotheraltaccount7821 7 років тому +1

      Childish MC Boom, there's a snail.

    • @omfgpainkillers
      @omfgpainkillers 7 років тому +27

      Childish MC Reddit actually. r/showerthoughts

    • @louis-sw7kw
      @louis-sw7kw 7 років тому

      k

    • @clowncores
      @clowncores 7 років тому +3

      THANK YOU

    • @lukenero2379
      @lukenero2379 7 років тому +12

      Which tumblr stole from reddit
      r/showerthoughts made a tumblr but the other one is more popular

  • @Quinn-xk6vi
    @Quinn-xk6vi 7 років тому +32

    About 45 minutes ago you were browsing youtube and saw this and thought to yourself, "Hmm... looks like an interesting video."

  • @assuming_one45
    @assuming_one45 6 років тому +70

    The closest person to you is actually the furthest person from you because you'd have to travel around the whole world to get to them. And if someone is in front of you, they're actually behind you, if you go around the world.... *questions life*
    Tbh I need some Advil because this is really hurting my head....

    • @vanillabatbones
      @vanillabatbones 5 років тому +3

      Or instead of going around the world I could take a step to the left or right, then step forward, then step to the left or right again.

    • @manguything6301
      @manguything6301 5 років тому

      That was said in the vid

    • @-vee475
      @-vee475 5 років тому

      The video explained it better than you. I can’t comprehend wtf I just read.

    • @DystopianPigeon
      @DystopianPigeon 5 років тому

      That's not how distance works. At all.

  • @gloopy4535
    @gloopy4535 4 роки тому +11

    My shower thought: SHIPments are delivered in cars. CARgo is delivered on a ship.

  • @TSPSquad
    @TSPSquad 7 років тому +412

    I have a good one, "If you sleep 12 hours everyday and your age is 24, then you have spent 12 whole years sleeping."

    • @ennpii8147
      @ennpii8147 7 років тому +2

      sleepless gaming night boiz.

    • @deffdefying4803
      @deffdefying4803 7 років тому +33

      TSP Squad
      If you sleep 12 hours every day you will not be able to keep a job

    • @brandonscheuvront3322
      @brandonscheuvront3322 7 років тому +8

      Why not, a typical job is 8 hours long? That still leaves 4 free hours every day. You could come home and enjoy yourself for a couple of hours, go to sleep for 12 hours, and still wake up in enough time to go back to work..

    • @sunnyd1114
      @sunnyd1114 7 років тому +2

      0.o

    • @janicestudios
      @janicestudios 7 років тому +2

      Brandon Scheuvront dude you have not seen my dad. He leaves at 8:00 am and comes home at 9:00 pm. It's a little lonely for me.

  • @alec_smd
    @alec_smd 6 років тому +239

    If you think about it, your brain named it self 🤔

    • @bloodlobster
      @bloodlobster 5 років тому

      How

    • @echfx9201
      @echfx9201 5 років тому

      Cosmic Dot what the actual fk is going on here?

    • @seyounya
      @seyounya 5 років тому

      @@echfx9201 no clue

    • @aa-jt8oj
      @aa-jt8oj 5 років тому +2

      That actually makes sense wtf

    • @oliviapinky0813
      @oliviapinky0813 5 років тому

      No the fertile

  • @dyslexicbatnam1350
    @dyslexicbatnam1350 6 років тому +122

    You know how old cameras took photos in black and white? Well if you used one of those cameras to take a photo of a room that is completely black and white, would that be considered a colorized photo?

    • @laurenswan8097
      @laurenswan8097 6 років тому +2

      I don't think so... we all perceive color differently, which means that... I have no clue where I'm going with this, but my answer is no.

    • @floppaosu
      @floppaosu 6 років тому +3

      Maybe if the room would be gray ;)

    • @Alex-wi1mx
      @Alex-wi1mx 6 років тому +1

      No, but there would be no way to know after the fact so you could claim it

    • @reshajonahs5594
      @reshajonahs5594 6 років тому +1

      Omg

    • @retrothecake
      @retrothecake 6 років тому +1

      @StarJ no black is a shade

  • @Reihynn
    @Reihynn 5 років тому +32

    0:52
    I actually dream about my phone when i was little
    I loved my phone so much that i dream i can bring my phone to heaven..
    Even i now thinks its stupid

    • @kayozzy
      @kayozzy 4 роки тому

      Who asked though?

    • @Reihynn
      @Reihynn 4 роки тому +3

      @@kayozzy myself so shut up

    • @kayozzy
      @kayozzy 4 роки тому

      Glitchstery you asked yourself?

    • @Reihynn
      @Reihynn 4 роки тому +2

      @@kayozzy yes sometimes i asked myself what is wrong with my brain when i was young

    • @kayozzy
      @kayozzy 4 роки тому

      Glitchstery my guy you posted this comment a year ago

  • @sobecksisters
    @sobecksisters 6 років тому +112

    We bake cookies and cook bacon.

  • @adolfhitler7014
    @adolfhitler7014 8 років тому +265

    God dam I watched the whole vid I need to get a life

  • @peachy_peach5684
    @peachy_peach5684 7 років тому +475

    watches this during 2016 new years because i have nothing to do

  • @craigthomas556
    @craigthomas556 5 років тому +20

    17:00 i ask to my friend who is bald. He answers body wash.
    BUT THE HEAD ISNT PART OF YOUR GENERAL BODY..

  • @ELgamingification
    @ELgamingification 7 років тому +372

    Did anyone else watch the whole thing? It's surprisingly interesting aha.

  • @skylacken
    @skylacken 6 років тому +218

    You wake up after dying in your dreams, because your brain doesn't know how it is to be dead

    • @yywaters
      @yywaters 6 років тому +10

      FUCC U GOT ME THERE

    • @moai4110
      @moai4110 6 років тому +12

      SkyLack! Am i the only one that tries to think what its like to be dead?

    • @RandomPerson-cy3ok
      @RandomPerson-cy3ok 6 років тому +1

      SkyLack! WTF

    • @maia9471
      @maia9471 6 років тому +5

      SkyLack! I have died and I just continue my dream, I’m like physically uncomfortable though

    • @jackies.5608
      @jackies.5608 6 років тому +1

      ... omg

  • @yuppi3495
    @yuppi3495 7 років тому +131

    "Where are you" HAS been asked in sign language. Think about this: You're in Skype with someone and you are deaf or mute/talking to a deaf person, and this person is traveling in a train/car/whatever, and you want to know which point in the travel the person is. Then you will ask it in SIGN LANGUAGE. I hope I made sense.

    • @pcdc1337
      @pcdc1337 7 років тому +1

      Koyuki-Haku Very good explanation.

    • @GslashM
      @GslashM 7 років тому +4

      or...y'know, *THEY CAN TEXT EACH OTHER*

    • @amrak-ka1076
      @amrak-ka1076 7 років тому +1

      JakeMC // TheGoldenCoin you cant text in sign language so no

    • @GslashM
      @GslashM 7 років тому

      emoji?

    • @thundertoon1398
      @thundertoon1398 7 років тому

      amrak-ka this comment chain is full of complete idiots who don't realize one: Skype is video call, you don't need to text, or two: if they do text, WHATS THE POINT OF SIGN LANGUAGE!?

  • @ilikecheeze5110
    @ilikecheeze5110 5 років тому +54

    My Bath Thought:
    Why does everybody JUST take showers.
    How is Earth The only Planet with Life?

    • @vminisfuckingreal998
      @vminisfuckingreal998 5 років тому +4

      It isnt. Our technology is just not advanced enough to travel far enough to find life.

    • @yorick22
      @yorick22 4 роки тому

      Road Roller nobody takes baths anymore because you are essentially bathing in your own filth whenever you take one.

    • @serenitycampbell1067
      @serenitycampbell1067 4 роки тому

      1. Because baths are basically sitting in your own dirtiness
      2. Cause God made it that way.

    • @ilikecheeze5110
      @ilikecheeze5110 4 роки тому

      Holy shit it's been a year, just in case you don't know this was a joke because of the whole shower thought concept ( what I mean is everyone just says shower thought) so I basically just said bath thought for a joke and tbh I always take showers, I literally never take baths

  • @ADAMan123
    @ADAMan123 7 років тому +445

    Hello, fellow human brains

  • @Santiago-ru9lf
    @Santiago-ru9lf 7 років тому +189

    what if the earth was once filled with zombies, and a human appocalypse took over? :O

  • @mewtwo367
    @mewtwo367 6 років тому +363

    My shower thought: Did the person who discovered milk just went up to a cow and just randomly sucked it's udders?

    • @blueskull5727
      @blueskull5727 6 років тому

      xD

    • @xbigcolex1912
      @xbigcolex1912 6 років тому +13

      Most likely squeezed them to see if they had tits

    • @Philinoxx
      @Philinoxx 6 років тому +9

      Wait what was that person even trying to do?? Did they just assume they were tits?? Or something else O_O

    • @solgam
      @solgam 6 років тому +9

      Do you know human females have a similar thing going?

    • @anthonygrecu
      @anthonygrecu 6 років тому +24

      No, breastfeeding. A farmer watched baby cows drinking milk, and he decided he wanted some. He then turned it into a trillion dollar industry.

  • @alxeleftheria
    @alxeleftheria 5 років тому +21

    My shower thought:
    Who closes the door of the bus when the driver is going out of the bus???

  • @shaneybot3031
    @shaneybot3031 8 років тому +359

    for the love of god, dont watch this high

    • @nate4this
      @nate4this 8 років тому +5

      I did xD

    • @javoub3131
      @javoub3131 8 років тому +3

      ShaneyBot this is the most useless video I've seen

    • @Riizyy
      @Riizyy 8 років тому +1

      but that's when it's fun

    • @JamesWilliamLogic
      @JamesWilliamLogic 8 років тому

      Jacoub Sarkis It's not just pointless, it's actually pretty depressing. To think that anybody would want to care about these dull, melancholy tidbits makes me lose hope for this channel.

    • @Riizyy
      @Riizyy 8 років тому +1

      The Notorious Doctor Logic So stop whining about other people being useless and do something productive with you life then.
      bye.

  • @thatcreepyxmastreeinyourat8950
    @thatcreepyxmastreeinyourat8950 5 років тому +425

    My shower thoughts -
    *THERE ARE MORE BUTTCHEEKS IN THE WORLD THAN HUMANS*

  • @haiksen
    @haiksen 6 років тому +841

    I would call these "Sauna thoughts".

  • @AnujMishra-fc7dg
    @AnujMishra-fc7dg 5 років тому +17

    The best time pass I have ever had
    But I loved your thoughts

  • @freed4700
    @freed4700 7 років тому +250

    If everyone's voice sounds better in their own head, what does MorganFreeman's voice sound like in his head?

  • @stevetheslothsloth7785
    @stevetheslothsloth7785 7 років тому +210

    new shower tough: i've spend 42 minutes of my like to someones else shower toughts whan i could've been hanging out with my friends

  • @loragodwin4142
    @loragodwin4142 6 років тому +86

    My shower thought:
    This water really is nice on my tounge

  • @jacelamorie4418
    @jacelamorie4418 5 років тому +29

    When you walk to the back of a plane you are slightly going slower than everyone else

    • @прекрасныйбабочка
      @прекрасныйбабочка 5 років тому +1

      1: the airplane is moving not you .
      2: you are faster because you are moving and they are not .

    • @jonas890r
      @jonas890r 4 роки тому

      @@прекрасныйбабочка wtf?!

    • @прекрасныйбабочка
      @прекрасныйбабочка 4 роки тому

      @@jonas890r SCIENCE !!

    • @oni8337
      @oni8337 4 роки тому

      @@прекрасныйбабочка i always see you replying to comments just to ruin it

    • @прекрасныйбабочка
      @прекрасныйбабочка 4 роки тому

      No I don't comment to ruin anything I try comment things that a person who doesn't get jokes would say and see how people react to them . so I can view different opinions on specific people . first I think "hmm what type of person do people hate" , then I act by showing that person to people . its just for my understanding of people , but sorry if you're annoyed .