Brandon LeeTreverton i have now said potato in my head so many times that it doesnt sound like a word and am amused by constantly saying potato which is only making this current dilemma worse
Its because your practically saying "double you" 3 times, saying world wide web is only 3 words but saying www is kinda saying 6 words making it longer
mystic gamer *facepalms* Okay let me explain. Twins aren't born at the same time. They have at least a second or two apart. The younger twin was born 1 minute after the older twin.
How is this shower thought, if a fire were to start in the bathroom would I stay in the shower with a cloth over my mouth to breath or would I evacuate, also does a straw/toilet paper role have 2 holes or 1
If someone says, "this is a man-made product," it could mean it was made by either a woman or a man. Yet if they said, "this is a woman-made product," it means it is made by a woman, not a man.
@@r.chamaemorus8025 thats because a man made it up. Women would be a different word if it were made by a woman. But you see what happens when a man starts making the world male dominant? It sucks dude...
Jacoub Sarkis It's not just pointless, it's actually pretty depressing. To think that anybody would want to care about these dull, melancholy tidbits makes me lose hope for this channel.
Cheese has holes More cheese = more holes More holes = less cheese More cheese = less cheese Just to clarify, I did not make this but I have no idea where i found it so dont be mad at me
Why not, a typical job is 8 hours long? That still leaves 4 free hours every day. You could come home and enjoy yourself for a couple of hours, go to sleep for 12 hours, and still wake up in enough time to go back to work..
I have an idea If you start walking, because of different time zones in different places, you are either traveling into the future or the past by mere seconds.
Nashor It says barks not body language and I dont get it why do you always search for mistakes in a video this guy did so much effort to make this video and then you are facealming because he made a joke. I bet you are insecure in yourself by judging others so much..
Random League of Legends (Thresh) games Lmao this comment is stupid. He said he couldn't understand a BARK. Not a dog's body language. Please think a bit deeper before commenting.
Sand is actually parrot fish poop. You should look it up for more info, my brother just told me about it and I looked it up on Google and saw tht it was tru
the legend 27 had no players to fight originally. obviously farmed shit while being the only player, and desroyed any noobs who joined after them. classical unskilled casual method no 32: if you suck at all games, find a game that noone plays. be the first, p2getloot.
Mad Hatters It is an insult compliment because the insult is them telling you how dumb you are that you JUST figured out to be smart now (which is the compliment, you made some smart decision which made them call you that...I think.)
Holy shit it's been a year, just in case you don't know this was a joke because of the whole shower thought concept ( what I mean is everyone just says shower thought) so I basically just said bath thought for a joke and tbh I always take showers, I literally never take baths
We have little voices in our heads that read everything to us In fact the little voice is reading this right now Also we are just brains controlling a body
A gingerbread man is basically living in a house made of its own flesh.
Oh that's Dark.. 😂
Or The gingerbread man is actually made of his house.
A gingerbread man lives in a gingerbread house. Is the house made out of flesh? or is he made out of house? he screams, for he does not know.
I saw that before 😂
Twenty Øne Crybabies your name tho |-/
Who watched this all the way through without
•pausing
•skipping ahead
•talking
•leaving the room
• spacing out
not me
me
...me.
Me
Kinda. Was spacing out a bit, but that's normal for me
If everyone's voice sounds better in their own head, what does MorganFreeman's voice sound like in his head?
Freed4 EARGASM
actually for most people its worse
fast and unintelligent
omg you know me too well
Freed4 Orgasmic
29:06 Lol yes, I also rooted for the Empire during Rouge one. I hate the Rebel scum.
Lardian I rooted for the villain on most of the horror movies I have watched, it might be because they have the advantage
Hello, fellow Imperial!
Lardian ROGUE ONE Not ROUGE ONE
Ermac Does MORTAL KOMBAT rebels = alquida think about it
no one has ever seen a full movie before if you blink
Variety13 Lolz woah man
Variety13 Lolz theres people without eyelids Sooooo
Variety13 Lolz Woahhhhhhhh.... You're a genius!
unless you rewind it when u blink
Variety13 Lolz *bee movie in 1 second*
If you clean a vacuum cleaner, wouldn't you also be a vacuum cleaner?
do you suck your vacuum cleaner to get it clean?
Crazy Guy you'll be a vaccum cleaner cleaner
Crazy Guy if you're vacuum cleaner sucks less than would it suck more
bruh
Crazy Guy wouldnt you be a vaccum cleaner cleaner
My only shower thought is, get this shampoo out of my face before the evil demon from behind the curtain kills me...
Yes yes so relatable!!!
Yes same
Lol same
Sema alpha meta echo
That’s literally facts
Does wikipedia have a page on Wikipedia?
Sansy Pansy probably
Sansy Pansy ya it does i just checked
Sansy Pansy Duh
Theo Ikhide but does wikipedia have a page on wikipedia having a page on wikipedia?
Sansy Pansy Why would that be a thing
During a "Zombie Apocalypse", I'm going to carry a movie camera...zombies never attack the cameraman...
lol
Mickey Wright genius
Good idea
Ha good one matey 😂 :p
Why do you have that fake navy guy as your picture but a LGPA player as your username???😐
Mom: You can only watch one more video
Me: **Internal Evil Laugh**
Snide Pick hah
Haha. Yep, this video is pretty long.
Snide Pick im dead
Ok, see you in 40-ish minutes after I watch some useless but hilarious shower thoughts! Love you! >=)
Krazy I already watched the whole video
My shower thought
Everything we now think is modern will someday become vintage 🤯🤯
No shit
Oh my
Wow
imagine your comment being in history
when you think about it, every single thing in this universe is either a potato or not a potato...
Brandon LeeTreverton I don't understand can you explain?
Brandon LeeTreverton but what about French fries?
Anita Collins potato
Cathleen Mudong A potato is a potato. Anything thats not a potato is not a potato.
Brandon LeeTreverton i have now said potato in my head so many times that it doesnt sound like a word and am amused by constantly saying potato which is only making this current dilemma worse
I learn more things on UA-cam than in school
OMG same my school never teaches me anything
Nora Lando I'm I school and its true
Give me a cupcake or you die true
50% are you kidding me!?
1) I learn less then 10% at school
2) You can't Even Math (50+51 = 101) So you obviously haven't learnt enough. On either.
Crimson Tardis I think that was a joke.
My shower thougt:
Saying World Wide Web is actually faster than saying www
Nanniek van Mulligen yes but is it faster writing it? ;)
*Opens mouth to speak but only gurgling comes out as my brain is fried by now.* 😮😮😧😦😦😦😦
Omg yeah
Its because your practically saying "double you" 3 times, saying world wide web is only 3 words but saying www is kinda saying 6 words making it longer
not in german...
HOW LONG ARE YOUR SHOWERS?!
100000000000 (3 days later) 0000
I shower for like 30 mins because I shower for like 10 mins, and then I relax for 20 mins... 😂😂😂
Probably an hour
@@player70477 about an hour and a half or two hours XD
4 meters
I can't believe, the one about "Your phone not being in any of your dreams"! I'VE NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!
Doesn't apply to me honestly. I have phone dreams like twice a week.
Francisco Fuentes you probably wouldn't be able to use your phone anyway, it's hard to see screens and read in dreams.
+Chris Arias I had a dream and I could read it just fine, it was a couple of heart emojis.
My phone was in my dream once.
...before I had a phone. XD
You never dreamed of it Francisco
This guy took a long shower. The water's probably running out of the toilet.
I was thinking that throughout the entire video
Anthony Rosenthal or just copy and paste reddit
@Anthony Rosenthal
What shitty, third world craphole do you live in? I take 40+ minute showers on a daily basis.
damn yall must take 3 second showers
Ruler Of The Wasteland I take 10 minute showers,
but I guess that evens out because I take at least 3 showers everyday...
“The person in front of you is also the person behind you.”
Flat earthers: but how
you need all the likes.
@@scottyj6226 I agree
Arthur Morgan thank you
I dont get it...
I can’t 😂😂
Every person who has ever been born has at one point been the youngest person on the planet.
garner montgomery twins?
mystic gamer They are still born sometime apart. They don't come out at the same time
garner montgomery ok
mystic gamer
*facepalms*
Okay let me explain. Twins aren't born at the same time. They have at least a second or two apart.
The younger twin was born 1 minute after the older twin.
The Phandom Has Arrived ok then i get it
What if the bright light you see when your dying, is the bright light in the hospital you see when you're being born into your next life?? :o
ya I'll check next time I die
MorfBorf _
lol that seems legit
+Suralus
Wait if you read till the end to notice that your comment doesn't make any sense and is a little bit irrelevant?
+Lan Ceo
What*
These are all just tumblr posts i swear
Childish MC Boom, there's a snail.
Childish MC Reddit actually. r/showerthoughts
k
THANK YOU
Which tumblr stole from reddit
r/showerthoughts made a tumblr but the other one is more popular
"Where are you" HAS been asked in sign language. I video chatted my deaf friend earlier to ask her
Thats exactly what I was going to say
Cool
i legit thought that
Yep
He said probably.
"You think you're unique until you choose a username."
Roblox ad appears
Bad marketing.
Seriously.
I was watching this part as I was reading your comment!😄
Lol roblox u need to choose a username
“You think you’re unique until you choose a username” legit explains Fortnite because it took me so long to come up with a valid username
Lexie CoolGirl woah as soon as I read your comment that part came up in the video
Ads are based off what you watch
How come I can listen to 40 mins of a guy talking about shower thoughts yet I can't stand 30 secs. of
ads on Spotify?
use the in browser version of spotify and an adblocker
X'D this is the most relate able comment I've ever seen
Dangspiceking Whydoihavetohavealastname yup
Relatable
i can't relate, PREMIUM!
**Hits Blunt**
Bruh, who put the Alphabet in alphabetical order?
shiiiiiiiiiit
Well, the order of the alphabet is completely arbitrary
Lois Griffin brain.exe has stopped working insert reboot disc reboot disc nor found ctrl+alt+del
Lois Griffin as I read this I saw the thing you were talking about
Lois Griffin OH SHIT
Come to think of it....who IS BINGO
Bingo the farmer
Or Bingo the dog
I asked my mom and she said the dog, but I don't know
I always thought it was the dog.
Doggo
Is humty Dumpty actually an egg?
Look at the username
This video was *showered* with ads
P3R0X1DE **Ba Dum Tss**
No.
Ohf
Not for me lol
Ad block baby
This guy has a lot of showers.
Ger Hew 300 showers is less then a year and you have to shower everyday which is a year so 365 so he didn't shower everyday
Hello Hello
Hope you realise not everyone showers everyday, right?
Hello Hello your meant to shower every other day
Ger Hew you gotta wash
Its not just him its others sharing and he posted it.
I was gonna watch dis until I realized it is 42 minutes long ;-;
Lilly W same so I just skipped around
Lilly W agreed
Lilly W yet I ended up watching the whole thing 😑
Lilly W I watched the whole thing
I just watched the whole thing
_Sleeps in the couch_
*Wakes up in the bed*
*WOAH TELEPORT!!!*
Angelo Pacia I can relate.
It's happened to me too
Parkour
IKR
I thought i teleported but it was my dad carrying me to my bed
I’m trying to watch an ad compilation but random ‘shower thoughts’ keep coming up
Omg XD you killed me
STAR Gaming omg lol you made my day
ikr
Hahaha
STAR Gaming Ugh I know right. So annoying!!
How long are this guy's showers?
Flam1ngicecream 😂😂😂
Flam1ngicecream 42 minutes and 50 seconds apparently
Flam1ngicecream 42 mins I guess...
Lmao
Flam1ngicecream About MY bath's time. Yes, my bath takes VERY long.
if you read the entire dictanory wouldnt every other book you read be a remix
That is freaking legit, dude.
conhawk 101 and
conhawk 101 same thing with abc's
Waaaaaaaaaaaat
Mr Commander just a thought
Hermione should fix Harry's eyes and not the glasses
We need to find a spell for this XD
How is this shower thought, if a fire were to start in the bathroom would I stay in the shower with a cloth over my mouth to breath or would I evacuate, also does a straw/toilet paper role have 2 holes or 1
Carlos Ibarra omg good point
Where’s all my ravenclaws at??! #ravenclaw #ravenclawpride #ravenclawandproud #eagles
So relatable #slytherinpride
what if the earth was once filled with zombies, and a human appocalypse took over? :O
Mind blown
stop that
Aren't zombies dead humans?
Lizzy Kozlowski nooooo....
Haramboi u just blew my mind😲
What if the first clock that was put up had the wrong time ?
WTH
The first clocks were based off the sun
i gasped-
did u really jus/
*questions life*
you said the hair one and the incorrect one twice, so I'm only counting 298 shower thoughts.
OfficialLegoNerd -_-
OfficialLegoNerd Wouldn't it technically be 299, since you're at least keeping one?
Alex Campbell no cuz he used 2 2x so only 298
Yeah I noticed that
OfficialLegoNerd and the dinosaur one
If someone says, "this is a man-made product," it could mean it was made by either a woman or a man. Yet if they said, "this is a woman-made product," it means it is made by a woman, not a man.
You can't spell woman without a man.
huMAN
GerMANy
@@corrinkidmiscellanous260 perSON
@@r.chamaemorus8025 thats because a man made it up. Women would be a different word if it were made by a woman. But you see what happens when a man starts making the world male dominant? It sucks dude...
Shower Thought :
Laughter is the best medicine
But if you laugh for no reason , you need medicine
Mary Rose Rivera xD
WoAh
Or ur using drugs
Hello, fellow human brains
Hello human brain, I am also a human brain
Adam Ferry my body shell is dry
Greetings other human brain.
Adam Ferry .
I'm a robot
If your dad tells a joke about your mom, is it a dad joke or a mom joke?
OMG IM TRIPPING NOW SSKSK
Maybe it's neither
That tought was in the video
@@craner6871 Ok
It’s a dad joke about your mom
Me:watches video
Me: questions reality itself
My shower thought:
*WATER. NEEDS. TO. BE. HOTTER*
Galaxy
Me: *WATER. NEEDS. TO. BE. COLDER*
I take cold showers
@@leviathanvisuals2452 that's why you're so cold blooded...
Same
Leviathan Tv wow 😮 I cant stand cold water at all
Sleep is time travel
Think of it
Whoa
So do I have multiple lives in the future?.... IS LIFE A SIMULATION?!
G A y
True
@Galaxy Gamer I know right
watches this during 2016 new years because i have nothing to do
Peachy Bubbles true dat
Joshua Yang *Sigh*
Peachy Bubbles Yolo!
Peachy Bubbles me too!!!!!
Same
"When I type etc, it usually means that I'm out of examples"
That's sorta familiar. Wait nvm, that's me
Miki Nguyen
Same, I always run out of ideas, etc.
etc = End of Thinking Capacity
for the love of god, dont watch this high
I did xD
ShaneyBot this is the most useless video I've seen
but that's when it's fun
Jacoub Sarkis It's not just pointless, it's actually pretty depressing. To think that anybody would want to care about these dull, melancholy tidbits makes me lose hope for this channel.
The Notorious Doctor Logic So stop whining about other people being useless and do something productive with you life then.
bye.
When you spend 45 minutes taking a shower
Haha no seriously I take hour long showers...
Are you trying to be funny? Because I literally take hour showers and lots of other people do as well.
Neutral_mode _001 I only take 15 minute showers
Unknown Specimen I shower for five minutes and why are we all dumbasses and talking about how long we shower
Adventureboy Animations not sure
My shower thought:
So, what am I gonna sing today?
Qwerty Wasd
no u
Pinky I saw your other comment and I wanted to let you know my Grandma is going to choke slam you 4 times
@@blachbird067 i want to let you know your grandma is too fat to get out of her chair
@@pinky6740 oooooh
Why is this comment ME!?!?
Heres my shower thought,
If time is money, then an ATM is a time machine.
This was preview of my brain
That One Girl Who Has A UA-cam ATM means A Time Machine
@@skylarwright2078 HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THAT
My brain
That One Girl Who Has A UA-cam Thats a normal brain you’re not special screw off
@@selinguven3115 Dude, I was just trying to be a little funny. There's no reason to lash out at a kid, yeah I'm only kid. Calm down please.
Cheese has holes
More cheese = more holes
More holes = less cheese
More cheese = less cheese
Just to clarify, I did not make this but I have no idea where i found it so dont be mad at me
Tyler Da Tree even if you did copy it that was clever
More cheese= less cheese???
@@sirvelliance9332 oH wOw I rEaLlY tHoUgHt ThAt WaS tRuE
17th Generation Local wow that was a really big r/woooosh from you
My brain just blew up
If everything was possible, even impossibility would be possible
gabtype Then it's not impossibility.
Hamim So then it'd be impossible for impossibility to exist.
Nate Cahnman mind blown :o
Why did u do that to my brain bro?
It's called a paradox. There is no answer.
My shower thought:
We can drink drinks. However, we can’t food foods.
ARGHHHHH MY BRAIN IS BURNING
That's cause food isn't called "eat", if we were to say "liquid" instead of "drink", there you go you can't liquid a liquid
Toxic 10 r/ wooooosh
@@toluolomolaiye6433 that's wasn't even a joke
@@coldclearkt and you had to ruin it
Shower Thought:
If you never talk to your crush, you're not in love with them. You're in love with who you think they are.
And this is why you gotta make a move if you like someone
@@TheNickstar To find out they're actually psychopath?
nothing is on fire
fire is on things
like if you agree
davealvaro pots are on fire
Water is on fire
David Alvaro Isi
Dan is not on fire.
(The rebrand tho ;_;)
David Alvaro standing on flames?
My shower thought:
IS MAYONNAISE AN INSTRUMENT????
Gonna like my own comment
no.
XD
Patrick, no
ha ha
Anybody else questioning how the he'll they got here. Cause I am
Skiyanna Shadows me
Skiyanna Shadows who
Skiyanna Shadows stupid autocorrect
From shear boredom of trying to find something randomly entertaining that you haven't seen before
reddit.com/r/showerthoughts
basically a word for word rip from post there
8:38
Wait
Have I been eating pizza wrong my whole life?
r/woooosh
Destruction Ray uh from the outside in duh the crust is the best
I love the crust
wait are u one of those people that folds it...😑
If apple made a car would it have windows?
Mickey Memes good one xD
Mickey Memes lol
Mickey Memes lol
Mickey Memes holy crud!😂
Mickey Memes no they would have iwindows
*showers sales go up to 90%*
Beyond_Death, *100%**
Bago *110%* *
*120%**
I read this as "sower shales go up 90%"
Shower sales drop down 5% after a help I have fallen and I cant get up ad shows up
In soft whisper voice- *Elite Facts presents*
In loud deep voice- *"300 SHOWER THOUGHTS"*
Oh god how I hate when he misreads things so badly...
mibber121 ikr
It doesn't actually mess up the meaning tho
Mushroom Cube alot of the time it does, actually xD
mibber121 ugh don't listen to him
mibber121 if you see that, yes definitely ignore it. Sometimes people blow off steam on the Internet, it's nothing against you.
shower thought:
none of these where actually made up in a shower
@RANDOM GAMING *Were.
@RANDOM GAMING *No that phrase didn't need a capital. It was in a middle of a sentence.
@RANDOM GAMING It's ok. God has put me on this 🌎 to cull the herd!
@@MrMcStinkyFace kid stfu ill drop u
@@jamesmcdougall8327 For you are confused young sheep. Perhaps you need bliss. Amaaaaazing Graaaaace
I have a good one, "If you sleep 12 hours everyday and your age is 24, then you have spent 12 whole years sleeping."
sleepless gaming night boiz.
TSP Squad
If you sleep 12 hours every day you will not be able to keep a job
Why not, a typical job is 8 hours long? That still leaves 4 free hours every day. You could come home and enjoy yourself for a couple of hours, go to sleep for 12 hours, and still wake up in enough time to go back to work..
0.o
Brandon Scheuvront dude you have not seen my dad. He leaves at 8:00 am and comes home at 9:00 pm. It's a little lonely for me.
I have an idea
If you start walking, because of different time zones in different places, you are either traveling into the future or the past by mere seconds.
Isn't it weird that we all have a little voice in our heads like the one you used to read this.
Yeah, like you are can imagine sound and kinda smell and sight and pain, but it's like all N illusion
😊
NightShade not original,where u saw this
NightShade yeah
Me and my headvoice are friends... but he uses my energy
And you can see pictures
Anyone else not ever think deep in the shower? Because I don't think about these things, half of them I'm not clever enough to think of
Yea
some random guy I thunk about men in the shower
some random guy same
Might happen when you stay a little bit more. You'll forget what you're doing and start questioning life xd
some random guy I think very deep in the shower
Eminem would be more powerful than dumbledore
yeah but dumbledore dies
Holy shit
"someone out of all 7 billion people could be the worst human ever"
Me: they could be any one of us
1 imposter amoung us
Game 7b/10 players
My shower thoughts -
*THERE ARE MORE BUTTCHEEKS IN THE WORLD THAN HUMANS*
This Weird Person
Ok then
More tits
Jesus i have one butt cheek do i need a doctor
Liza koshy where you at
That's pretty funny😂😂😂
"My dog can understand some human language but i can't understand a single bark.
he might be smater than me"
anyone facepalmed?
I could understand my old dog and my friend's dogs without them making a sound. It's all about body language
exactly!
Nashor It says barks not body language and I dont get it why do you always search for mistakes in a video this guy did so much effort to make this video and then you are facealming because he made a joke. I bet you are insecure in yourself by judging others so much..
Random League of Legends (Thresh) games Lmao this comment is stupid. He said he couldn't understand a BARK. Not a dog's body language. Please think a bit deeper before commenting.
Londosaurus ...i'm done
My shower thought: If painkillers kill pain, then wouldn’t the painkillers be causing pain to the pain?
But...uh...JUST SHUT UP!!!
Woah you knew the truth even before you saw my name
Wow that was deep.
My shower thought:
We all pick a day to go out and about and so many of us picked the same day
Galaxy Wolf are you Canadian ?
Can't believe I actually watched all that.
Me too.
me neither, fun time
Meh. I watched a 8 hour live stream once.This is nothing.
Xd ikr
5 minutes in I’m pretty bored already
is sand called "sand" because it's between the sea and the land?
Sand is actually parrot fish poop.
You should look it up for more info, my brother just told me about it and I looked it up on Google and saw tht it was tru
HOLY SHIT
Koopa Troopa World OH SHIET
My shower thought:
This water really is nice on my tounge
Yuck
me
My shower thought: SHIPments are delivered in cars. CARgo is delivered on a ship.
Did anyone else watch the whole thing? It's surprisingly interesting aha.
ELgaming Highfive my dude
SolCutie Ayy *highfives*
ELgaming gg
me
ELgaming I watched the whole thing
I stopped watching at 11:25 and it felt like it hade been bloody 40 minutes already.
I know,same
Anubis I stopped at 5:46. This is really boring to me and cool profile pic lol
I stopped at 2:29... yay me?
i died at no.300
i stopped at 39:10 and it felt like 20 minutes
My thoughts in the shower : still thinking about how theLegend27 beat me...
MangoKip yeah same man the legend27 captured my hero
Target on point me too!
MangoKip Dude, the legend27 destroyed my entire army with one swipe
xXbanana_splitxX ikr fuck thelegend27
the legend 27 had no players to fight originally. obviously farmed shit while being the only player, and desroyed any noobs who joined after them. classical unskilled casual method no 32: if you suck at all games, find a game that noone plays. be the first, p2getloot.
17:00 i ask to my friend who is bald. He answers body wash.
BUT THE HEAD ISNT PART OF YOUR GENERAL BODY..
My shower thought:
You've never actually seen yourself before, just pictures and reflections.
Nobody Cares I haven’t seen my face or neck, pretty much everything else
Nobody Cares That is true :0 I’ve never thought about that
Everybody knows that no need to comment it
well actually it's only your face that you have never seen. Your hands, legs and everything else that's pretty much not your head or neck you've seen.
We can see mostly everything except for your head, neck, and back (depending on neck flexibility
12:14
I don't get it.
Wait
*rethinks my existence*
If you think about it, your brain named it self 🤔
How
Cosmic Dot what the actual fk is going on here?
@@echfx9201 no clue
That actually makes sense wtf
No the fertile
Sleep is technically time travel,you close your eyes and you're in another day
We bake cookies and cook bacon.
Madlads:Well,we cook cookies and bake bacon.😎
We drive on a parkway and park on a driveway
yo I'm trippin.
😱😱😱
All potatoes are mashed to our stomach
Lasagna is tomato cake
why did none of the ads work? 🤔
Ploper Dung yeah cuz UA-cam maybe gave him a penalty for putting so much ads 😂🤣
Shhhh don’t complain
Black Snow You’re* and I am on mobile, do they not work on mobile?
@Black Snow oh ok
@@ploperdung grammar nazi.
God dam I watched the whole vid I need to get a life
Same here...
Munib 123 same lol
Munib 123 same
Faze Lunik nice profile pic. ;)
Munib 123 same here
My shower thought:
Who closes the door of the bus when the driver is going out of the bus???
Joe.
There is two door
@@rowenjensen539 Don't you say it.
About 45 minutes ago you were browsing youtube and saw this and thought to yourself, "Hmm... looks like an interesting video."
here's a shower thought: your smarter than I thought is an insult
Mad Hatters It is an insult compliment because the insult is them telling you how dumb you are that you JUST figured out to be smart now (which is the compliment, you made some smart decision which made them call you that...I think.)
You're*
Mad Hatters not always
You’re*
It's a backhanded compliment
new shower tough: i've spend 42 minutes of my like to someones else shower toughts whan i could've been hanging out with my friends
Nestor Nava that is correct
Stevethesloth sloth
Daniel Hernandez may i help you?
Stevethesloth sloth
Ebin
My Bath Thought:
Why does everybody JUST take showers.
How is Earth The only Planet with Life?
It isnt. Our technology is just not advanced enough to travel far enough to find life.
Road Roller nobody takes baths anymore because you are essentially bathing in your own filth whenever you take one.
1. Because baths are basically sitting in your own dirtiness
2. Cause God made it that way.
Holy shit it's been a year, just in case you don't know this was a joke because of the whole shower thought concept ( what I mean is everyone just says shower thought) so I basically just said bath thought for a joke and tbh I always take showers, I literally never take baths
You wake up after dying in your dreams, because your brain doesn't know how it is to be dead
FUCC U GOT ME THERE
SkyLack! Am i the only one that tries to think what its like to be dead?
SkyLack! WTF
SkyLack! I have died and I just continue my dream, I’m like physically uncomfortable though
... omg
*My life is a lie*
😂
SHREDDER that’s true.SON YOU WERE ADOPTED
who else thinks in the shower: if i went back to that situation, what would i do?
FireNinjaAUS All the time
FireNinjaAUS in the shower rn
FireNinjaAUS I do that all the time and wish I could go back
So do i
Omg thought I was the only one😯
We have little voices in our heads that read everything to us
In fact the little voice is reading this right now
Also we are just brains controlling a body
My shower thought...
Does a straw have 1 or 2 holes?!?!?
I NEED ANSWERS!!!
Oh... My.... God...
idk
WE NEEDS ANSWERS
2 holes. Like how a polo shirt has 4 holes
Uhhm... I dunno.. is it the same with toilet paper?
It has 2 holes
1 hole but 2 openings😎
My shower thought: Did the person who discovered milk just went up to a cow and just randomly sucked it's udders?
xD
Most likely squeezed them to see if they had tits
Wait what was that person even trying to do?? Did they just assume they were tits?? Or something else O_O
Do you know human females have a similar thing going?
No, breastfeeding. A farmer watched baby cows drinking milk, and he decided he wanted some. He then turned it into a trillion dollar industry.
people always talk about dying for their country but nobody ever talks about killing for their country
david johnson No shit, people don't like killing people.
A Light Switch Lies look at murderers and sociopaths
"It is well that war is so terrible- otherwise we would grow too fond of it."
- Robert. E Lee
Nuvia Alvarez I'm related to Robert E Lee!😋
+david johnson That's Bertrand Russel