🚀: EmKay hand to mission control, do you read me? We have a rogue lifeform -- I repeat, a rogue lifeform. 🔫🛸: WTF stop I didn't even do anything!!! 🚀: What _are_ you? What is your purpose? 🔫🛸: *chuckles* I go by many names, hand. Some call me EmKay. Some call me Damien. Others still... call me Zach -- from the Internet. 🚀: Stop following me. 🔫🛸: WTF shut up I'm not following you!!! 🚀: You've appeared like three times in these comments sections at this point. Weren't you a shark before? 🔫🛸: That was a lie. A "falsehood". 🚀: Obviously. You're a UFO with a gun now. 🔫🛸: I'm licensed to carry arms, hand. 🚀: There aren't gun licenses in space. That's not a thing. 🔫🛸: It so is. 🚀: What do you want this time? 🔫🛸: I want you to subscribe to EzPz, the other channel I voice for. Or I'll make you wish I didn't have a gun. 🚀: I'm already wishing that. 🔫🛸: Hurry up or I'll shoot!! 🚀: I'm trying! The wifi isn't working. 🔫🛸: WTF!!!!!!!!! 🔫🛸: ............ 🔫🛸: Okay use my hotspot 🚀: What is it? 🔫🛸: 'Subscribe to EzPz for more Zach' 🔫🛸: Don't make fun of me it's on-brand 🚀: Whatever. What's the password? 🔫🛸: ua-cam.com/channels/J7ikgcuqbBQ-mfO4BIgReA.html 🚀: Speak slower? 🔫🛸: ua-cam.com/channels/J7ikgcuqbBQ-mfO4BIgReA.html 🔫🛸: Sorry it's so long, it's -- that's just the default. 🚀: Okay, done. Are you happy? 🔫🛸: Hmmm... 'trigger-happy', maybe... 🔫🛸: Maybe I will kill you anyway... for sport. 🚀: Seriously? 🔫🛸: No lol the gun emoji is depicted as a water pistol on all major platforms so you were never actually in any real danger 🚀: Oh.
Catinizer shut up cat trash, cats only listen when you give them food. they only stay with you because you give them food while they lay back and do nothing. you know why cats get scared of pickles? its because they think its a snake. the second they see a threat they bolt. a dog would fight a snake to the death even if the dog was clearly gonna lose, just so it could protect its owner. Cats are called pussies for a damn reason. They get scared of rain, truly showing their bravery. in conclusion: dogs ARE superior and cats arent.
Just a quote i found: “Life is the most difficult exam, many people fail because they try to copy others, not realizing that everyone has a different question paper.”
For years of my life I was a depressed, miserable mess. I never knew how to get better. I attempted suicide 17 times and luckily failed, I started working out and eating healthy. Knowing that there are other people who got better inspired me to be better. I swore off suicide 2 years ago and I’ve healed ever since. These videos bring me so much happiness and remind me that everything has purpose, if you enjoy it. Love this life, and it will love you.❤️
SEVENTEEN TIMES?! Thats amazing! It was definitely destiny for you to survive 17 times. It was the universes way of telling you that you need to stay alive because it will get better.
When I was pregnant my sister would buy me food every day sometimes multiple times no matter how much money she had because I had a hard time eating before I was pregnant and just wanted me to be healthy. Nine months later my baby was born we are both healthy and I can still keep food down! Thanks to my best friend Evelyn❤
Get a snake. They are quiet, hypoallergenic, and the sweetest things ever. With enough time and patience, pretty much every snake can be the sweetest things ever. My ball python, Monty is so curious and is the cuddliest baby boi ever
Vid: _has a story about sibling being nice to eachother_ Zach: _also has a story about being nice to his brother_ Me: my brother doesn't even want to think about playing anything with me
I have a cat, he's a demon, but he's my demon (Edit): he is dead, im very sad, he died a few months ago (Edit 2): ok so everyone is sad about my cat so to brighten up the mood I just wanted to say that we got a parrot
luv try to get close, like giving her treats with your hands, etc. and respect her and go away if she doesn’t like being touched, they need some space too
My mom just showed me a picture of a chicken in a tutu and exclaimed "look you can buy a tutu for a chicken!!!" And sounded like a child and now I can't stop smiling she's so cute
My first love that I dated for seven years was my best friend as a baby. His mother was my mother's lamaze teacher and we played together as toddlers, even went to the same day care. We met again for the "first time" (as far as we knew) in sixth grade when he asked me to go to a school dance with him, which I did but we were only 11 and both extremely shy. I got teased for liking him so I kept my distance until we met again at 18 and started dating for real. We were together for just over 7 years.
We just grew apart after 7 years and had different goals in life. It's quite common an outcome when you get together very young. We decided it would be better if we split up and went our separate ways but were still friends afterwards and kept in touch. Unfortunately he ended up passing away a year later in a car accident. I'm in my 40s now and still miss him every day.
@@claritey that's to bad I wish you the best onward in your future and hope he will be happy watching down on you wherever he is and I hope your happy. A random guy on the internet
The, "I told her I love her instead" pic isn't real. That's Kim Jisoo. She's from a kpop group called Blackpink Edit: For those who wanted to know 1:08 is the time stamp Edit 2: I noticed all the hate comments about someone making a k-poop joke, but please don't take it seriously. It's just a joke. I'm a k-pop fan too and I thought the joke was funny.
"If you don't like baby yoda, you're wrong" 1: I haven't seen Mandalorian 2: I can't help but think baby yoda was designed purely to be marketable merchandise
Meme: shows cute animal Emkay: it’s adorable Meme: shows people being nice Emkay: adorable Emkay I just want to say you always make my day before I started watching your videos I was very sad but you helped me I and I love the videos keep up the good work
...said the romans, eating the entire mediteranian for breakfast. “Thanks for invading our homeland,” said the Jews, who are starting to get tired of people invading their homeland. “Hi everythings great,” said some guy who seems to be getting very popular (Jesus) and then was arrested and killed for being too popular which only makes him more popular. _You can make a religion out of this_ (christianity)
I needed the one about being alive was a success. It's all I did, in 2019 I was involved in a car crash/collision and while nobody was seriously injured, I now suffer memory issues (I just have difficulty remembering stuff). Two weeks later, my house burnt down due to faulty electrical wiring. From there it was a coaster of ups and downs, but I managed to make it through!! Just last week my bike got stolen, so a similar rough start, but I know things will be okay even if I can't quite see it yet. Edit: This is just a small quick edit, but thank you to those who have replied thus far. It's very kind of you all and it was unexpected but appreciated. Y'all have a great one
With that one girl who acted dumb for her friend, I fell ya. I'm just coming off of me getting a 98 percentile PSAT and everyone thought that I was dumb. I have this amazing friend named michael and he is very introverted, I dont really answer questions that the girl in the story but I do act like the class clown and have really came out of my own introvert shell because of him. I've also been told by some of my classmates that I help them to get more talkative and to have more fun and enjoy life. You know that saying that goes something like "those who cant do, teach"? Yeah, that's me. I'm recently coming off of my grandpa passing away and have severe ADHD and Depression, I still struggle with those but it really helps me to know that I make my classmates have an easier time going through life.
It seems fake. If the girl asking questions always got A's, then why not just tutor her socially anxious friend? Why ask questions of the teacher that she could have just answered for her friend? I also severely doubt the 'even the teachers mocked her for being stupid' comment. That's how you lose a teaching job. This sounds more like 'chicken soup for the soul' feel good baloney.
When I was in 8th grade (14-15 years old) I told my whole class about my ADD diagnosis (my teacher did it on behalf of me with my permission). My mom told me that all the parents of the children in my class really appreciated me telling the whole class, they said that their children had started talking to them about how they themselves struggle with school and other things in live, and that honestly made my day:)
"Chinese rescuers saved puppies on their way to the slaughterhouse." Me: Awwwww Wait hol up... *realizes that China has puppy slaughterhouses* Also me: *Rally the troops, its time for war*
I was sobbing at how wholesome this is and my kitten heard and snuggled up next to me and is purring like a loon and enjoying a belly rub. My god, I may have a heart attack!
My 16 year old grumpy old lady cat purred herself to sleep in my arms while we watched this. She likes watching YTvids with me every morning. It's our quality time together.
@@captainhoratiobungleiii7147 So I shouldn't mention that she's asleep in my arms again, with her forepaws tangled in my shirt sleeve so she knows when I shift positions, she'll be safe? Okay. I won't mention it. ;)
If Zach was to make an entire video of him reacting to cute animals sleeping, the video would be short as he would either die from a cuteness overload or he would start to cry from the adorableness.
@@WaterDrinkingHydroDragon Wait no, I was trying to make a joke about your username being cool... Now I realize it sounds like I'm talking about that weird Lukas guy's post and your reaction- Not what I meant.
9:50 i wish i had a friend like this all my friends would be like “just ask the teacher lol” or “bruh just ask” like they’re all extroverted and they can easily ask questions while i’m over at the corner trying to figure out a question i have for myself because i think it’s really dumb and the whole class would make fun of me
I didn't really like my teachers in school (plus some other shit as well) so I didn't really go to school too often (about 1-3 times a week). I still got the same or better grades than everyone who actually went to class and listened during class
12:57 I’m ngl this actually made me cry because just before the year ended I was actually considering ending my life. I honestly didn’t know how much I needed this today Edit: this is for anyone who feels like they have no one I’ve been there you’ve got this champ. Everything will get better dont worry just keep your head up
@destroy everything Please get help to deal with your feelings if you have them again. There's tons of people that would miss you! Ending it is never the answer.
Zach, I let my cat (Vincent) listen to this, he was laying in my arms and fell asleep to your voice. It made me happy to see him calm, I hope it makes you happy to be the cause of his sleep. Thank you for taming my little fur-ball. Love you
6:06 this one made me cry happy tears, just soon as I got to the picture and saw it I smiled and teared up, as a bisexual my parents accepted that without problem, didnt even phase them, so it makes me sad to hear that there are parents that cant accept that their child is different, that some shun their child or make their life hell, its hard to see how the most importaint, and influential people in a child's life, that are supposed to love and care for them, can just up and basicaly say "F**k you, your different and were not going to accept that" (sorry for the little rant, just dont understand why people, parents especially cannot accept that people want to live their lives happily no matter who they love/don't love, and how they express themselves)
10:45 I have a few friends like this. I'm quite socially anxious and even though we're not in the same classes, we still talk frequently. They understand that I can get anxious quite often and sometimes for no reason, because I often think that what might happen will be "bad". Actually, around two months ago, one of my friends helped me ask out one of my friends and I'm still with them :3
Yes and the men who have too much of a fragile masculinity and the women who pretend they're completely perfect and too mature to be "childish" are like that annoying kid who ruins everyone's, including their own birthday parties. Being in touch with your inner child is a good thing because no one wants to be the kid who ruins birthday parties
I have a r/Mademesmile My grandma's dog had to get a surgery, becuse she was too "thicc". She took like a week and a half to recover. Shes still a bit "thicc" but she is good now. But now i visit her much more often becuse of that, and to See if she is still ok.
1:35. an old couple I used to live opposite adopted a very old Dalmatian. He was a rescue but because of his age and health conditions no-one wanted him. They adopted him and looked after him. Both the dog and the couple lived longer than their respective health experts assumed they would. The couple used to take the dog for a walk at the time I walked to school every day and I could see how much healthier he got just from being loved. By the time I moved you could hardly tell the dog was old or had health issues.
Something that makes me smile is my how my cats tilt there heads down to let me kiss them. I am so happy, as I was writing this my cat came up to me and snuggled up to me🥺
i know this may be random but when you read the post about the friend reading out the questions for her friend i cried. i think i did this because i just started this new school before this pandemic and don't have many close friends and that post really touched me and reminded me that i can have friends like that too one day after all this is over. I don't usually comment on videos but i felt compelled to share that.
I’ve been borderline s*icidal the last few weeks, and this playlist has made me smile for what felt like the first time in days. Keep up the good work ❤️
Me: Leaves from the Vine, falling so slow, like frigile Shells Drifting in the Foam, little.. Soldier boy.. Comes Marching Home, Brave Soldier Boy! come marching home.
Florpy Gorp, are you saying you don't want to be someone's pet or are you saying that you don't want to go around yiffing kids? It's understandable that you don't want to do those things, I'm just wondering what kind of kid you were.
🚀: EmKay hand to mission control, do you read me? We have a rogue lifeform -- I repeat, a rogue lifeform.
🔫🛸: WTF stop I didn't even do anything!!!
🚀: What _are_ you? What is your purpose?
🔫🛸: *chuckles* I go by many names, hand. Some call me EmKay. Some call me Damien. Others still... call me Zach -- from the Internet.
🚀: Stop following me.
🔫🛸: WTF shut up I'm not following you!!!
🚀: You've appeared like three times in these comments sections at this point. Weren't you a shark before?
🔫🛸: That was a lie. A "falsehood".
🚀: Obviously. You're a UFO with a gun now.
🔫🛸: I'm licensed to carry arms, hand.
🚀: There aren't gun licenses in space. That's not a thing.
🔫🛸: It so is.
🚀: What do you want this time?
🔫🛸: I want you to subscribe to EzPz, the other channel I voice for. Or I'll make you wish I didn't have a gun.
🚀: I'm already wishing that.
🔫🛸: Hurry up or I'll shoot!!
🚀: I'm trying! The wifi isn't working.
🔫🛸: WTF!!!!!!!!!
🔫🛸: ............
🔫🛸: Okay use my hotspot
🚀: What is it?
🔫🛸: 'Subscribe to EzPz for more Zach'
🔫🛸: Don't make fun of me it's on-brand
🚀: Whatever. What's the password?
🔫🛸: ua-cam.com/channels/J7ikgcuqbBQ-mfO4BIgReA.html
🚀: Speak slower?
🔫🛸: ua-cam.com/channels/J7ikgcuqbBQ-mfO4BIgReA.html
🔫🛸: Sorry it's so long, it's -- that's just the default.
🚀: Okay, done. Are you happy?
🔫🛸: Hmmm... 'trigger-happy', maybe...
🔫🛸: Maybe I will kill you anyway... for sport.
🚀: Seriously?
🔫🛸: No lol the gun emoji is depicted as a water pistol on all major platforms so you were never actually in any real danger
🚀: Oh.
#OpenRP
nice lol
@@whatever4053 HOW
Wooohoooooo
EmKay This reminds me of the great Exurb1a
Dog people: Dogs are loyal!!
Cat people: Cats are cute!!!
Emkay: PET IS PET
Snakes are good boop noodles!
-Me, a person who is allergic to cats and dogs :(
@Tsuyu Asui I agree about the cute lil boOp noodle snakes but Hypoallergenic dogs and cats?
dogs are superior. it is a fact
Joe M. Don’t force your opinion onto others :(
Catinizer shut up cat trash, cats only listen when you give them food. they only stay with you because you give them food while they lay back and do nothing. you know why cats get scared of pickles? its because they think its a snake. the second they see a threat they bolt. a dog would fight a snake to the death even if the dog was clearly gonna lose, just so it could protect its owner. Cats are called pussies for a damn reason. They get scared of rain, truly showing their bravery.
in conclusion: dogs ARE superior and cats arent.
"Be who you needed when you were younger"
_I need to lay down on the ground and let cats and puppies walk all over me_
I need to be a super ninja
@@bumblebeez2101 i support this
@@bumblebeez2101 I believe in you
@@bumblebeez2101 I know you can!
Then you must become cats or puppies.
Fun fact: baby elephants actually suck on their trunks as they can’t do a lot with them besides comfort.
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DaBeastShakeShaQ 😳
oil Toast oh
@@oiltoast3723
Sea Lions + Penguins
*Seaguins*
@Unicorno HD search lenny face and ctrl c or just copy and paste that
Just a quote i found:
“Life is the most difficult exam, many people fail because they try to copy others, not realizing that everyone has a different question paper.”
Trueeee
Oh....oh man
Yeah and I’m trying to copy off my last year exams(aaaaaaa)
@@mocaxx4078 bruh momento
Can I somehow save comments somewhere?
My favorite is the baby who locked himself in the car and was smiling.
He was like: *Yes Serve Me Peasants*
*You know not of what you do*
Baby be like: googoo gaga googoo gaga👶 googoo gaga googoo gaga googoo gaga goo👶goo gaga googoo gaga googoo gaga googoo👶 gaga googoo gaga googoo gaga googoo gaga googoo gaga googoo gaga googoo g👶aga googoo gaga googoo gaga googoo gaga googoo gaga go👶ogoo gaga googoo gaga googoo gaga googoo gaga👶 googoo gaga googoo gaga googoo gaga goog👶oo gaga googoo gaga googoo gaga googoo gaga googoo gaga googoo gaga goog👶oo gaga googoo gaga googoo gaga googoo gaga googoo gaga googoo gaga googoo gaga googoo👶 gaga googoo gaga googoo gaga googoo gaga googoo gaga googoo gaga 👶
kosflex “you wouldn’t get it”
@@EmKay w h a t
@@EmKay ....
k...
*"Dad took us to a Waterpark. We are 24"*
_Best Dad of the Month goes to.._
Bruh my dad left me
D1zeSlim ain’t nobody care
Yo arent u also a hororo chan fan?
@@slimjimma1812 my dad is a chicken.
My dad is a madlad! :D
*he y e e t e d a crap to his annoying neightboor*
sees thumbnail: **smile**
sees video: **smile**
Reads smile: :)
Sees your comment: **smile**
reads all the nice comments: my cheeks hurt now from smiling!
@Kevin Kenway[Stick Node's Version] the entire universe: **smiles**
:)
For years of my life I was a depressed, miserable mess. I never knew how to get better. I attempted suicide 17 times and luckily failed, I started working out and eating healthy. Knowing that there are other people who got better inspired me to be better. I swore off suicide 2 years ago and I’ve healed ever since. These videos bring me so much happiness and remind me that everything has purpose, if you enjoy it. Love this life, and it will love you.❤️
SEVENTEEN TIMES?! Thats amazing! It was definitely destiny for you to survive 17 times. It was the universes way of telling you that you need to stay alive because it will get better.
Thank you!❤️
The universe refuses for you to die.
May the force be with you. :)
@@roglot8776 thank you for the kind words!
Damien: awww cute doggos
Zach: Aww Cats
B O T H: Awww cute animals
Hello osumatsu
@@strawberryrose5212 hi ;)
ChimChim Thank uuuu
-Zach "I wanna be a vet"
-Gets drafted
-Zach "this isnt what I meant"
BRY0Ngoldpack comedygold bruh comedygold
Underrated af
Comedy gold my dude
HAHA WAR MEME SO FUNNY DEATH TRAUMA INSANITY SO FUNNY!
I think being a veterinarian can be hard if you have to bring bad news
DamesWorld HAHA MOCKING PEOPLE SO FUNNY HAHA
When I was pregnant my sister would buy me food every day sometimes multiple times no matter how much money she had because I had a hard time eating before I was pregnant and just wanted me to be healthy. Nine months later my baby was born we are both healthy and I can still keep food down! Thanks to my best friend Evelyn❤
Emily Quick so...wholesome...I love that. You have an awesome sister!! That’s so sweet!!!
Also, I’m glad you and your baby are healthy
👍
random brawl stars player player your sister can be your best friend
Hol up sister or best friend
null your sis can be both
Nobdy:
Dog passes away:
Pay your respects *salute*
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Zach: "I just want to be surrounded by kitties."
Me: *Laughs in pet hair allergies*
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Get a snake. They are quiet, hypoallergenic, and the sweetest things ever. With enough time and patience, pretty much every snake can be the sweetest things ever. My ball python, Monty is so curious and is the cuddliest baby boi ever
Or just any reptile.....
I too have cat allergy, I is sad that pet kitty hurt, but I pet anyways because I love them!
*gives hairless cat*
"If you can not love your kids for who they want to be, someone else will"
- Edited Emkay quote
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My favorite inspirational quote:
"There's no sense crying over every mistake,
you just keep on trying 'till you run out of cake."
-GLaDOS, 2007
How bout brownies 😋
@@RebelGamer-ir5pu NO. it's cake.
John Stein IDIOT (joke)
nostalgia
And we're all glad that that your "Still Alive"
“Be who you needed when you were younger”
Me: “ ALRIGHT HEY GUYS TODAY IM COSPLAYING MY DAD! WE JUST HAVE TO HEAD TO THE STORE RQ AND GET SOME MILK!
O-O
Kir-Kirishima T-T
Hi dad
Will Solace are u by any chance Will from school
Cause my classmates name is Will Solace
To whoever owns that first puppy: He's mine now.
Wolf Child buddy you got some competition
Wolf Child he’s mine *HISS*
*_H I S S S_* PUPPER IS MOINE
He got big balls
Rene Mercado WHY YOU RUINING GOOD STUFF???????
6:34 Hey That cat is my cat!
Update: My cat sees itself and is now meowing at the screen. I love animals.
your cat is amazing
This comment is so cute 😭❤️
Your cat kinda looks like my old cat, and my sister’s current cat.
Lol ok
Give him/her a hug from me
Vid: _has a story about sibling being nice to eachother_
Zach: _also has a story about being nice to his brother_
Me: my brother doesn't even want to think about playing anything with me
I don't have a brother
My brothers a lesbian
@@tacobabyj6423 *_HI SISTERS_*
What are you doing step bro?
I am the brother
The pilot one really inspired me. As I am a 12 year old kid who fly's on simulator and has a dream of being a pilot.
Same but I cant afford it
Hey bro same my grandpas a pilot, I'm thinking on asking for a lesson
Gl buddy, follow ur dreams :)
That's amazing... But you do realize you can't own a youtube account until you are 13 correct? This... Is a rule on youtube you know.
@@Ikarugana like youtube really cares lol
1:06 must be pretty great dating famous singer of kpop group Blackpink, Kim Jisoo
Omg yes i was like that has to be her and i thought i was going crazy lol
I know k-pop stars arent allowed to date but that girl is still really pretty
If I were a male, I'd love to date Jisoo
IKR
I love her so much
@@suriish3re hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
"Little cat got its paw wrapped sround the hand aww thats the cutest thi-"
Doom Eternal ad plays
That's the cutest thi-
*RIP AND TEAR, UNTIL IT IS DONE*
@@evanjones-nz8vx ok
Just don't let the cats die
Bruh I got a sonic ad
@@russiacat3263 yeah alright as long as they aren't demon cats
This subreddit is just r/wholesome in disguise
It's called "cosplay." Much nicer word.
@@Luke_4044 what
Lies
and r/wholesome is blessed images in disguise, disguise-seption XD
YOU EXPECTED A NORMAL PROFILE PIC, BUT IN FACT, IT WAS ME, DIO.
I have a cat, he's a demon, but he's my demon
(Edit): he is dead, im very sad, he died a few months ago
(Edit 2): ok so everyone is sad about my cat so to brighten up the mood I just wanted to say that we got a parrot
Alpha Lolz
That’s how it should be UvU
i have a cat too she's lazy as fuck she barely moves lol
mxla Then don’t move her. Shes probably trying to sleep. Cats need a lot of sleep, and most of the time, they dont get enough of it.
@@cd_zr i dont even touch her lol- sometimes i go days without seeing her bc she's always hiding. its prob bc of her previous owners they abused her
luv try to get close, like giving her treats with your hands, etc. and respect her and go away if she doesn’t like being touched, they need some space too
My mom just showed me a picture of a chicken in a tutu and exclaimed "look you can buy a tutu for a chicken!!!" And sounded like a child and now I can't stop smiling she's so cute
this made me smile c:
@@brr2856 yay!
Post it on reddit cuick
@@maurothetoad I don't have Reddit xD
this is so heartwarming
1:16 is literally the k-pop star jisoo from blackpink i-
damn ppl tryna be popular
Marii lol 😂
Lol thought I was the only one
Bruh I got so confused
FR I GOT SO CONFUSED
Ikr.. I was so confused but still
Where is the pic from?
1:07 kpop fans really do be tricking y’all by make you think that this woman isn’t one of the most famous singer and visual in Korea :)
Bro I right away recognized Jisoo
as a non-k-pop fan, r/ihadastroke
Lol
I recognized her on the spot
"We need a whole Sub-Reddit of sleeping animals."
Me: *PUT SLEEPING OWLS THERE IF THAT HAPPENS PLEEEEEEEASE*
I got it www.reddit.com/r/Sleepinganimals/
"Dad took us to a waterpark.We are 24"
Me:Atleast your dad is present in your life
Dont worry, we feel you.
My dad died like 4 days ago
@@georgevidra3738 I'm sorry for your loss I hope your doing okay
@@georgevidra3738 aw, I’m so sorry :(
Oh
Father: *brings his sons to a water park*
The sons: Thank you boomer
I am unable to locate the funny. Whatsoever.
@@johnhenderson5041 k
@@FUCKDTruckLovrr am just saying you're not funny
@@johnhenderson5041 just stop no one cares you didnt find it funny
@@johnhenderson5041 it's a wholesome comment
My first love that I dated for seven years was my best friend as a baby. His mother was my mother's lamaze teacher and we played together as toddlers, even went to the same day care. We met again for the "first time" (as far as we knew) in sixth grade when he asked me to go to a school dance with him, which I did but we were only 11 and both extremely shy. I got teased for liking him so I kept my distance until we met again at 18 and started dating for real. We were together for just over 7 years.
It's a very nice story but if it's ok to ask, why it's all in the past tense? don't answer if u don't want to.
So I’m guessing after 7 years things didn’t work out?
This sounds like you broke up for some reason
We just grew apart after 7 years and had different goals in life. It's quite common an outcome when you get together very young. We decided it would be better if we split up and went our separate ways but were still friends afterwards and kept in touch. Unfortunately he ended up passing away a year later in a car accident. I'm in my 40s now and still miss him every day.
@@claritey that's to bad I wish you the best onward in your future and hope he will be happy watching down on you wherever he is and I hope your happy. A random guy on the internet
1:05
**quietly sings how you like that while laughing**
Found you fellow Blink!
I thought that was Jisoo
Lol, yeah, I wish it was real but I guess Jisoo is a win.
The, "I told her I love her instead" pic isn't real. That's Kim Jisoo. She's from a kpop group called Blackpink
Edit: For those who wanted to know 1:08 is the time stamp
Edit 2: I noticed all the hate comments about someone making a k-poop joke, but please don't take it seriously. It's just a joke. I'm a k-pop fan too and I thought the joke was funny.
V J I M I N to 89% of the internet who didnt know that. I’m included.
Kpop? More like, *kpoop!*
I was looking for this comment to make sure I wasn't the only one that saw jisoo
@@THATRANDOMDUDE99999 Yo, If you literally have time to dislike a muaic genre, find something else to do
But, it’s a joke. I don’t dislike Kpop since I never listened to it, so I have no opinion on it. I’m just referencing a video I saw.
1:08
every kpop stan: wait a *damn minute*
Bruh I swear 😂
On god tho
She literally looks like Jisoo
@@aurelia.4851 She is Jisoo
lalita。 I was like stfu🤦🏻♀️
"If you don't like baby yoda, you're wrong"
1: I haven't seen Mandalorian
2: I can't help but think baby yoda was designed purely to be marketable merchandise
I agree with all you said
@@spiritualdanger too
@@olgam.333 my brain cells can't cophrend this
Being made for marketability does not remove the cuteness factor
@@leifjbj that is fair
Meme: shows cute animal
Emkay: it’s adorable
Meme: shows people being nice
Emkay: adorable
Emkay I just want to say you always make my day before I started watching your videos I was very sad but you helped me I and I love the videos keep up the good work
Zach: “I wanna be a vet”
U.S. Government: *”Heyyyy”*
Zach: *"Heyyy"*
*_"WHAT"_*
@Henry Applegate I heard it as that song that's like "heeeeyyy brotherrrr, there's a world out there to rediscoverrrr"
The Army, Navy and Air Force has their own veterinarians, so a person could be both kinds of vets.
@@misspinkpunkykat holys*it you're right
...said the romans, eating the entire mediteranian for breakfast. “Thanks for invading our homeland,” said the Jews, who are starting to get tired of people invading their homeland. “Hi everythings great,” said some guy who seems to be getting very popular (Jesus) and then was arrested and killed for being too popular which only makes him more popular. _You can make a religion out of this_ (christianity)
Won't lie, some of those posts literally made me cry.
same
@@APoliticalConfusionAndMess Someone has a sad life.
Edgy teens wildin
“gRoW uP”
You’re probably 14 at best
I almost cried at the one with the mailman and dog
Yeah same
I needed the one about being alive was a success. It's all I did, in 2019 I was involved in a car crash/collision and while nobody was seriously injured, I now suffer memory issues (I just have difficulty remembering stuff). Two weeks later, my house burnt down due to faulty electrical wiring. From there it was a coaster of ups and downs, but I managed to make it through!!
Just last week my bike got stolen, so a similar rough start, but I know things will be okay even if I can't quite see it yet.
Edit: This is just a small quick edit, but thank you to those who have replied thus far. It's very kind of you all and it was unexpected but appreciated. Y'all have a great one
Carry on.
Keep at it dude! Things will get better!
We believe in you,man. Keep on truckin'!
@Alnoots Pull through my dad I’ll be rooting for you! Keep us updated! You’re a great animator btw!
Luck -1
With that one girl who acted dumb for her friend, I fell ya. I'm just coming off of me getting a 98 percentile PSAT and everyone thought that I was dumb. I have this amazing friend named michael and he is very introverted, I dont really answer questions that the girl in the story but I do act like the class clown and have really came out of my own introvert shell because of him. I've also been told by some of my classmates that I help them to get more talkative and to have more fun and enjoy life. You know that saying that goes something like "those who cant do, teach"? Yeah, that's me. I'm recently coming off of my grandpa passing away and have severe ADHD and Depression, I still struggle with those but it really helps me to know that I make my classmates have an easier time going through life.
It seems fake. If the girl asking questions always got A's, then why not just tutor her socially anxious friend? Why ask questions of the teacher that she could have just answered for her friend? I also severely doubt the 'even the teachers mocked her for being stupid' comment. That's how you lose a teaching job.
This sounds more like 'chicken soup for the soul' feel good baloney.
When I was in 8th grade (14-15 years old) I told my whole class about my ADD diagnosis (my teacher did it on behalf of me with my permission). My mom told me that all the parents of the children in my class really appreciated me telling the whole class, they said that their children had started talking to them about how they themselves struggle with school and other things in live, and that honestly made my day:)
Therapist: old joji isn’t real, he can’t hurt you
Old joji: 7:54
Anyone remembers -
"it's a little baby dog"
"it's a little baby dog"
"it's a little baby dog"
potato mini0n, what about-
“Doggo plane”
“Doggo plane”
“Doggo plane”
potato mini0n That’s a classic Damien moment.
"Chinese rescuers saved puppies on their way to the slaughterhouse."
Me: Awwwww
Wait hol up...
*realizes that China has puppy slaughterhouses*
Also me: *Rally the troops, its time for war*
_Time for a crusade_
This makes me want to do unholy things
Tell me where you fuckhead.
Sebas G.
I got my grenade launcher-
i used to live in china. i have lost two dogs and i have a vague idea what happened to them
I was sobbing at how wholesome this is and my kitten heard and snuggled up next to me and is purring like a loon and enjoying a belly rub. My god, I may have a heart attack!
My 16 year old grumpy old lady cat purred herself to sleep in my arms while we watched this. She likes watching YTvids with me every morning. It's our quality time together.
kittens are like little lions emkay hand loves them so much
Stop it, you guys! This is all too cute! I can't stand it!
@@captainhoratiobungleiii7147 So I shouldn't mention that she's asleep in my arms again, with her forepaws tangled in my shirt sleeve so she knows when I shift positions, she'll be safe?
Okay. I won't mention it. ;)
@@goldengryphon squeeee!
If Zach was to make an entire video of him reacting to cute animals sleeping, the video would be short as he would either die from a cuteness overload or he would start to cry from the adorableness.
I really love how everyone is being positive in 2020.
PennywiseFucksInTheAss Bitch yeah sure.... not a war nearly happening
@@yakijacob a small price to pay for salvation
Yeah not me lol
im not lmao
You'd change your mind if you went to iFunny
Zach: oh a sleeping cat, that's so cu-
MINI WHEATS CEREAL
Damn those ads just ruin it
Edit: HOLY CRAP A HEART FROM EMKAY?!
You can skip to the end of the video, then go back to the start. the ads are gone !!
@@sillygoose1503 Thank you!
@@sillygoose1503 The time traveller.
@@sillygoose1503 forbidden knowledge
No!!! You edited and lost the heart!!!
When my cat sleeps she put her hands over her noes it’s so cute🥺
A white wolf I saw at the zoo did that too.
protect that cat at all cost
You know the cat might of smell something bad
Protect. That. Precious. Baby.
strangle me
Dog raises hand*
Everyone:awwww
*Dog who justs wants to learn*
"I wanna be a vet.I'll do whatever it takes"
Wait till he finds out he has to disect small animals like rabbits to be a vet
Wait until he gets drafted. He’s bound to be a vet!
Frick
Cursed Comment
Fuck you moment ruiner
Gabriel Aufdenkamp jeez
SO IS “ZACH” REALLY DAMIEN IN DISGUISE OR IS HE ACTUALLY A PERSON. Please help
I wonder this myself.
@Original Channel Name with breezy
The fact is that Zach sounds like Damien if he was sick.
I miss damiens laugh
@Original Channel Name when??? I need to see this for myself right now :O
Someone: Has an opinion
Zach: Very nice words, but happens to be wrong.
@@Luke_4044 why do you write it everywhere?
@@lolipopxd8918 what did he write?
0 Spy he was probably sponsoring his own channel or something
This whole time I've been reading r/mademesmile as r/mademoiselle😂
hears: I will do whatever it takes
Me: Smiles
@@Luke_4044 I regret reading this, down to my very core. Especially since I just ate.
@@WaterDrinkingHydroDragon Loki cuz ur worth it
@@WaterDrinkingHydroDragon Wait no, I was trying to make a joke about your username being cool... Now I realize it sounds like I'm talking about that weird Lukas guy's post and your reaction- Not what I meant.
@@Trickpants It's fine, I understood it immediately. Thanks :)
same
I need to buy those UNO cards for my bro! He's not blind, but UNO is one of his obsessions.
You make me smile
You made my cock beans exploded
www.amazon.com/UNO-Braille-Blind-Vision-Players/dp/B07XF995SP/ref=sr_1_1?crid=2XAORKHNETQ9R&dchild=1&keywords=uno+braille&qid=1590446114&sprefix=Uno+brail%2Caps%2C221&sr=8-1
:D
9:50
i wish i had a friend like this
all my friends would be like “just ask the teacher lol” or “bruh just ask” like
they’re all extroverted and they can easily ask questions while i’m over at
the corner trying to figure out a question i have for myself because i think
it’s really dumb and the whole class would make fun of me
I didn't really like my teachers in school (plus some other shit as well) so I didn't really go to school too often (about 1-3 times a week). I still got the same or better grades than everyone who actually went to class and listened during class
don't sell yourself short (sorry for my bad English)you are as smart as you wanna be and also frick the class p.s sorry for late reply
Same pls help
"aww now I'm gonna cry"
Me already crying: 😭😭😭
Anyone else think of Soulja boy when he said “soldier boy and soldier dog”
Soulja boy bootleg game console lol
12:57 I’m ngl this actually made me cry because just before the year ended I was actually considering ending my life. I honestly didn’t know how much I needed this today
Edit: this is for anyone who feels like they have no one I’ve been there you’ve got this champ. Everything will get better dont worry just keep your head up
It made me cry😭
❤️👍😊
@@Luke_4044 LDIDND WTF IS THIS 😂😂💀💀
@destroy everything Please get help to deal with your feelings if you have them again. There's tons of people that would miss you! Ending it is never the answer.
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Me: jamming out to the intro music
Cuphead die house
Cuphead team knows their music
@@APoliticalConfusionAndMess The only loser here is... Me for being late actually.
jam. dance. groove.
@@YosiahW I'm even later than you, what does that make me then?
Zach, I let my cat (Vincent) listen to this, he was laying in my arms and fell asleep to your voice. It made me happy to see him calm, I hope it makes you happy to be the cause of his sleep. Thank you for taming my little fur-ball. Love you
"Is there just a subreddit of sleeping animals?" Yes, yes there is, it is called r/awww
@@skrongulous i see what you did there
Experimental Cancer now that is epic
Gordon Ramsey's favorite subreddit.
yes it’s called a pet cemetery
Experimental Cancer great russia love machine
r/catswhoyell
My work here is done
emkay hand loves these cats thank you
EmKay You do know there’s a whole sub Reddit dedicated to funny at least it should be
Qwertea I solute you
Made me smile my ass, I'm straight up crying
I actually cried
EXACTLY tHO, I was legit crying into my pillow by the end of this video.
1:06 hmm I’m pretty sure that’s Kim Jisoo from BLACKPINK but … ok
lol, yah she is Jisoo, i was literally screaming over the phone about how that girl is Jisoo
Same! Commented that too, how come noone noticed?
so everyone alike Jisoo is her? have some brain dude
@@takt4z bitch that literally IS Kim Jisoo...
@@viiian Woah rudass o///o Sometimes people have someone that looks like them
6:06 this one made me cry happy tears, just soon as I got to the picture and saw it I smiled and teared up, as a bisexual my parents accepted that without problem, didnt even phase them, so it makes me sad to hear that there are parents that cant accept that their child is different, that some shun their child or make their life hell, its hard to see how the most importaint, and influential people in a child's life, that are supposed to love and care for them, can just up and basicaly say "F**k you, your different and were not going to accept that"
(sorry for the little rant, just dont understand why people, parents especially cannot accept that people want to live their lives happily no matter who they love/don't love, and how they express themselves)
YOU GO SOLAR GO TELL EM
@@Alexsomnia haha thank you
@CubingInSeconds its something i wish all people agreed with
@Nemanja Mitric being homophobic is bad but that didn't stop you did it, keep your opinions to yourself
@@Moonwolfy24 The person who made that comment deleted said comment. Very satisfying 😌
Wait , Carrie fisher doesn’t have a star?-
That’s against the laws of the Jedi-
Zach and Damien’s voices are *TOO* similar to the point where it’s scary.
Emkay watches things that make him smile, and his reaction makes us smile
So it’s a win win here
You'll be happy to know r/sleepinganimals is a thing.
*o h*
Hell yeah
0:42
My instant reaction was
"That looks like a Ted Talk
_I wanna watch that Ted Talk"_
Me: A sleeping kitty.
EmKay: Touch it and you DEAD.
10:45
I have a few friends like this. I'm quite socially anxious and even though we're not in the same classes, we still talk frequently. They understand that I can get anxious quite often and sometimes for no reason, because I often think that what might happen will be "bad". Actually, around two months ago, one of my friends helped me ask out one of my friends and I'm still with them :3
Everyone is truly a child at heart, there are no exceptions
Trevor Musser y
Ted Bundy? Richard Ramirez? Joseph James deAngelo?
Josie technically yes cause even as children they had issues I believe
Going Killing04 - That isn’t what the OP’s comment meant.
Yes and the men who have too much of a fragile masculinity and the women who pretend they're completely perfect and too mature to be "childish" are like that annoying kid who ruins everyone's, including their own birthday parties. Being in touch with your inner child is a good thing because no one wants to be the kid who ruins birthday parties
I have a r/Mademesmile
My grandma's dog had to get a surgery, becuse she was too "thicc". She took like a week and a half to recover. Shes still a bit "thicc" but she is good now. But now i visit her much more often becuse of that, and to See if she is still ok.
@@joeycjoeyc bsoltely.
Tell her I love her
@@joeycjoeyc Same, I had lost tons of respect for GL.
Oof same
“If you can’t love you’re kids for who they want to be that’s just disgraceful”
*what if they want to be a murderer?*
ᎷᎾᎾNᏔᎾᏞF ᎠᎡᎪᏔᏚ
“Follow your dreams.”
Love them, serial killer? Love them.
There's a lot of good *murderer* like batman.. or John wick..
ᎷᎾᎾNᏔᎾᏞF ᎠᎡᎪᏔᏚ love em harder maybe that will lower your place on the list
BlockOCheese 😂 oh gosh
1:35. an old couple I used to live opposite adopted a very old Dalmatian. He was a rescue but because of his age and health conditions no-one wanted him. They adopted him and looked after him. Both the dog and the couple lived longer than their respective health experts assumed they would. The couple used to take the dog for a walk at the time I walked to school every day and I could see how much healthier he got just from being loved. By the time I moved you could hardly tell the dog was old or had health issues.
okay, that story about the friends that asked questions for their friend is a 10+/10 friend. we need more of those kind of people in this world
The dude with the cute brother and Zach: **talk about birthday money**
Me: you guys get money for your birthday?
@Emil Frej Nielsen no T^T
Me grewing up in a cult : You guys even HAVE a birthday?
I like your profile
@Alexander Castillo @Lily Snape JW?
My sweet aunt who didn't have much money and lived on a farm always sent mr a dollar in her birthday card. Thank you, Aunt Nellie.
Humans: AWWW sleeping animals!
Animals: AWWW sleeping humans!
Thank you. Thank you so much
Anouthebest 27
UwU
For wot?
UwU
@@carrotgoddess I thought my goldfish hated me ;w;
Anouthebest 27 ohh
Uwu wy Wes ur welcwome
POLAR oh hell yah
Fun fact: White cats are more likely to be deaf, especially if they have blue eyes.
“You will get nowhere with someone who’s already with someone. Idiot.”
Cuts to Jim and Pams wedding
Me: *having a panic attack
Emkay: *y-yes i think this doggo has a question..*
This video genuinely changed my perception of human beings, thank you Emkay.
Cats: **exist**
Emkay and me: Aweee this made me smile
1:06
so is everyone just gonna ignore the fact that she’s a kpop idol (jisoo of black pink)
i thought i was blind ngl but then i put on my glasses and was like: 'that's... jisoo'
@Icarus she's a member of a kpop girl group BLACKPINK. You should check them out if you want.
I know right! I saw her and immediately scrolled through the comments to see if anyone recognised her.
At first I thought it was Gyuri from fromis_9 then I realized
1:05 What nobody noticed... This girl is Jisoo! A member from the worldwide biggest Girl group Blackpink. And yes, Blackpink is a Kpop Group,
Marianne 6440 I noticed
Jisoo is so pretty when she smiles tho 🥺
I knew I recognised her angelic face lol
Well I noticed
Something that makes me smile is my how my cats tilt there heads down to let me kiss them. I am so happy, as I was writing this my cat came up to me and snuggled up to me🥺
Me when hears ‘Get good’:
My brain: Hornet is here somewhere..
Me: **almost laughing**
A person of culture, I see-
I love how Zack and Damien go goofy over adorable animals. It's so wholesome.
1:06 if Jisoo was holding my hand I'd be smiling more than her 😂
yes
trueee
same
You are right
sameeeeeeee
i know this may be random but when you read the post about the friend reading out the questions for her friend i cried. i think i did this because i just started this new school before this pandemic and don't have many close friends and that post really touched me and reminded me that i can have friends like that too one day after all this is over. I don't usually comment on videos but i felt compelled to share that.
Damien: i just wanna be surrounded by *kiddies* no matter what
I’m just saying usually with pronounced “Joan” it’s like “Joe-nnnn” just saying sometimes it’s not just a reminder if you meet a common Joan 😀
“This photo makes me want to be a vet”
*he feels his viewers intense burning gaze *
“I-I mean I just wanna be around some kitties....”
I’ve been borderline s*icidal the last few weeks, and this playlist has made me smile for what felt like the first time in days. Keep up the good work ❤️
0:50
damien: soldier dog
my brain: soulja dog up in it oh watch me jwjsjakakskndjs
Thats not America
I see I wasn't the only one who thought of Soulja Boy
Me: Leaves from the Vine, falling so slow, like frigile Shells Drifting in the Foam, little.. Soldier boy.. Comes Marching Home, Brave Soldier Boy! come marching home.
”Be who you needed when you were younger”
I dont think i wanna wear a furry dog costume
Florpy Gorp I would give you a gold but we’re not in reddit.
Florpy Gorp, are you saying you don't want to be someone's pet or are you saying that you don't want to go around yiffing kids? It's understandable that you don't want to do those things, I'm just wondering what kind of kid you were.
DeepFriedSalt im saying that i needed a dog when i was a child
@@florpygorp1799 Ok we're making progress. Were you lonely, hungry or horny?
DeepFriedSalt i had many family members with me so i wouldnt say any of those but i just wanted a little guy to play around with.
My cat hugs her tail when she sleeps.
r/mademesmile
My cat sleeps like me, with her "arm" under her head
It's the most cutest thing I swear-
@@russiacat3263 same lol
Aww