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That grandma's feed everyone post where they ended up doing Thanksgiving together is legit one of the most beautiful things. I hope they ended up being close and becoming a huge beautiful family from what once was strangers texting wrong numbers
waterdeep galdiator One of my friends had a monopoly game where one of hi friends was being constantly taxed and then screamed at the top of his lungs “I JUST WANTED TO PLAY MONOPOLY”. Long story short their neighbors never looked at them the same way again
5:35 I like to imagine he was once a wizard with an apprentice, and he wanted the apprentice to practice turning things into frogs, but the spell accidentally hit the wizard, and now he is just staring at the apprentice with a disappointed face
3:13 if anyone's interested where that is, that art is located in Białystok, Poland. you don't need to thank me or like because you just could have spent 10 more seconds searching it up but uh, yeah the artist who made it is called Natalia Rak, by the way
@@JS-rv3et I honestly think it is just a theory as to how the cars in Cars work, but it's also been used i nthe Pixar Theory :) It's really just an explanation for how the cars work
This makes me feel bad because my parents keep my dogs (2 pomeranians) locked in a small kitchen, barely bathing them, brushing them, taking them on walks, or even let them out on our garden which is enormous and perfect for them. I have no control whatsoever about what happens to them and they just cuddle in the corner and sleep all day. :( I feel really bad for them and I hope they get a better life soon... My mom always uses the same excuse when I bring it up ''I'm busy and don't have time for it'' and it's my dad's fault for not walking them because that's his job and he doesn't even bother to come to the house while mom's at work in the first place. their hair is dry, messy and covered in fleas and I begged them to let me take care of them but they always say ''you aren't skilled enough and you will hurt them'' as if I could hurt them any more than they do... even worse, while all of this was still happening they BOUGHT 2 GUINEA PIGS. Their lives are fine but it makes the dogs' lifes even worse. I make sure to pet the dogs every time I enter the kitchen but it still isn't enough to make them happy. One of them cries all of the time and my mom insists it's just a genetic thing, but it's not. I can tell. The reason I don't let them on the garden myself is because the gate to the garden is completely cut in half because my dad tried to break into the house while he was drunk, so if I let them out they'd run out in the street and get hurt or lost. Anyways, back to watching the rest of the video. Sorry if I sound like I'm complaining too much. Edit: Good news and bad news, except it's the same news. we're moving houses but we're selling the dogs first. good news because they get a better home, bad news because I'm sad I won't be able to see them again, but at this point I don't care I'm happy they're gonna get a better house to live the rest of their life in.
“Woah Bro, you’re getting married and you didnt tell me?” “i’m sorry luigi, i just didnt want you to feel angry or disappointed at me.” “what do you mean? you’re my brother mario. i love you no matter what you are!” “thank you, luigi.” ““hug scene””
My cat purrs whenever he sees me and meows to be picked up. When I hold him on my shoulder he lays there and purrs louder. I am his favorite human. He asks nobody else to pick him up.
Valarie Fandel LMAO everyone is talking about why people aren’t talking about serious things and stuff and you come over TALKING ABOUT A MF THICC SQUIRREL 😂😂
Zack: *Soapy hedgehog boi.* This is now a thing. Everyone must now refer to hedgehogs as this for the rest of eternity, or Picasscrow will come and mess you up.
I almost cried when I heard Pope Francis said dogs can go to heaven, because as a catholic I grew up knowing animals didn’t have spirits (it never made sense because humans are technically animals) but know I know my dog will always be remembered
My puppys mouth and eyes are naturaly outlined in black, and whenever she wants something, like to be played with, a walk, she locks her chops, and her fur is moved to the side and we see her mouth and if looks like a smerk, and when she's asleep, her eyes look like kawaii eyes. its the most adorable thing ever.
He didn’t know what was coming his way after he posted this for now or a dreadful virus looms overhead. This dude saved me from depression with his memes
Hey, the Chihuahua doesn't know that Karen raised them badly. :( Like blaming a little kid because their parents didn't teach them better, or worse, intentionally taught them wrong. Don't blame chihuahuas for being taught badly, its just as wrong as assuming that pitbulls are bad by default.
@@alchemysaga3745 true once I went shopping with my parents and outside there was a chihuahua who let people pet it I pet it for five minutes while they were shopping
The snake one is still pretty wholesome considering there are instances where a snake just refuses to eat a live animal in their enclosure. Other animals dropped in there? Sure. That dead one? Sure. Still sometimes snakes just decide "Hey this thing is warm. I shall not eat it. I like warm"
3:13 Białystok, in Poland, you're right if the tree was cut down a LOT of people would get angry, probably even plant a new tree there, the only reason why it wasn't cut down is the mural
okay on the sweater, the teachers know, but see you wear it alot and clearly it makes you happy and the other students aren't complaining so there is no problem
@@EmKay Remember shortcat, Jane? I remember shortcat. Fuck the picture on this page, I want to talk about shortcat. Memes were simpler back then, in 2006. They stood for something. And that something was nothing. Memes just were. “Shortcat is short.” An undeniably true, self-reflexive statement. Water is wet, fire is hot, Shortcat is short. Memes were floating signifiers without signifieds, meaningful in their meaninglessness. Nobody made memes, they just arose through spontaneous generation; Athena being birthed, fully formed, from her own skull.
Teacher: Alright kids, what do you want to do when you grow up? Kid 1: When I grow up, I wanna be a Princess! Kid 2: When I grow up, I wanna be an Astronaut! Kid 3: When I grow up, I wanna be carried away by owls. Simply, genius.
Arctic Fox you alright? you need to talk. my insta is Cultist_Tired (name is a inside joke) but if you or anyone seeing this needs someone to talk to as soon as i realize i got a message i’ll open it and ctrl the best i can to help you all ❤️
@@imtiredhoes8278 you're a good person. And so are you, arctic, and people say this a lot, but, your life has more value than anything else, and you have one shot at it, so there IS a point to life. Sure, it's depressing to think about how there is only one chance and it's not even gonna matter in the end, but you need to look at the bright side, if there IS one shot at life, and there is no afterlife, then life is basically the only thing that matters in the universe, cause who cares about a whole load of nothing happening. Please, make sure you're doing alright, and there ARE people who care.
• Demi • aw thanks:) and yeah Arctic, everything Demi just said is true, when things get rough you just gotta take a moment and breathe, then continue to walk straight forward in life, even if it may seem hopeless and you think you hit rock bottom, there is no hope and the only time you’ll hit rock bottom is when you this life. so i suggest reaching out to someone who you’re close with, or finding someone who you’re close with and reach out to them, like i said before my insta is Cultist_Tired and my snap is ttayw123 if you ever need someone i’m one message away.
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ok first
Nah, last
I don't blame you
Puppers are good boys
OK BOOMER
OK or FIRST
Zack: I'm in love, this is so
wholesome
VS
Damien: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! *dies from cuteness*
Damien: * *yoda death sound* *
Damien: *Wheeeeeeze*
Zach: Aw- bl- bla bu Hm. Hm. Heh.
Both are stellar
Yoda 2020
yoda 2020
Yoda 2520
YODA 2020!!!!!?
yoda 2020
The ultimate grandma: these are my babies.
Me: Which? There's like a million people here.
The ultimate grandma:......all of them.
yes
Das mega cute
_wholesome being who will be respected_
*dead of cuteness*
r/blessedcomments
That grandma's feed everyone post where they ended up doing Thanksgiving together is legit one of the most beautiful things. I hope they ended up being close and becoming a huge beautiful family from what once was strangers texting wrong numbers
I approve.
I’m still so mad at myself for not recognizing my high school friends grandma. I literally saw her monthly for 3 years LMAOOO
god: how much love do you want for animals
Zach: *Y E S*
Its the truth
CORRECY yhats why i watch r/blessedimagez
Hmmm yes dee almond guy
Everyone: *Y E S*
yess
"I JUST WANTED TO PLAY MONOPOLY"
oh boy does that bring back some bad, bad memories.
Can you elaborate pls?
@@Rauraurauuuuu
No. Too many war flashbacks.
waterdeep galdiator
*Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass GO. Do not collect 200.*
oof
waterdeep galdiator
One of my friends had a monopoly game where one of hi friends was being constantly taxed and then screamed at the top of his lungs “I JUST WANTED TO PLAY MONOPOLY”. Long story short their neighbors never looked at them the same way again
The line between blessed image and cursed image is thinner than my patience.
damn
that's chunky then
1 more
edit: who got rid of the 69 you degens
Romdon I like your pfp
But its much thinner because I think you are a very patient person.. uwu
5:35
I like to imagine he was once a wizard with an apprentice, and he wanted the apprentice to practice turning things into frogs, but the spell accidentally hit the wizard, and now he is just staring at the apprentice with a disappointed face
“I’m not mad…. Just disappointed. Now please turn me human again.”
Our cat has a perma-smile and is really cute. You can look at her face while she is sleeping and she will be so cute.
Our cat came to the vet yesterday and didn’t come out..
@@pagefault99 Is she doing an overnight check?
Is kitty ok?
Pic for da cat I like cats
@@panther8707 it’s dark humor
Zach: Likes cats
Me: *The prophecy is true*
THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY!
@@EmKay *INDEED IT IS*
@@EmKay
YES IT IS
@@EmKay I AGREE
@@EmKay INDEED
3:13 if anyone's interested where that is, that art is located in Białystok, Poland. you don't need to thank me or like because you just could have spent 10 more seconds searching it up but uh, yeah
the artist who made it is called Natalia Rak, by the way
Blessed be Natalia Rak, then.
But DAM THAT MUST BE A TALL BUILDING!
Thanks! I can barely spell, I had to use auto correct to post this reply!
ha
i liked anyway
thanks
:)
Hey I lived there when I was a kid
There's a couple images of animals riding on other animals' backs, but my favorite is when Otis rides the seaturtle to shore
A Milo & Otis reference?
@@angeliquechausse1419 correct
Yes, I appreciate you
I loved that scene
Your pfp is very slightly off center and I hate it
"America again great I will make" Yoda 2020
*_make a wall should i_*
You mean 2020?
@@clip3844 ah yea sorry
@@clip3844 yeah I edited it
Hello sir,I can see we have the same profile picture.Thats all I wanted to say Have a good day.
Dat Steve Irwin one, made me yell out "Hell yeah" in english out loud.
I live in Poland.
Do it again, but this time in German. It's going to frighten some elderly people, thinking that they are getting invaded again. :)
@The Black Baron Damn dark but hilarious 😂
myślałem że jestem jedyny
O polak
@@Revolution1406 Trójca Święta.
The reason cars in Cars cant open their doors is because they have organs inside of the car like humans.
wasnt there a theory that connected all the pixar movies?
@@JS-rv3et I honestly think it is just a theory as to how the cars in Cars work, but it's also been used i nthe Pixar Theory :)
It's really just an explanation for how the cars work
Why.
This makes me feel bad because my parents keep my dogs (2 pomeranians) locked in a small kitchen, barely bathing them, brushing them, taking them on walks, or even let them out on our garden which is enormous and perfect for them. I have no control whatsoever about what happens to them and they just cuddle in the corner and sleep all day. :( I feel really bad for them and I hope they get a better life soon...
My mom always uses the same excuse when I bring it up ''I'm busy and don't have time for it'' and it's my dad's fault for not walking them because that's his job and he doesn't even bother to come to the house while mom's at work in the first place. their hair is dry, messy and covered in fleas and I begged them to let me take care of them but they always say ''you aren't skilled enough and you will hurt them'' as if I could hurt them any more than they do... even worse, while all of this was still happening they BOUGHT 2 GUINEA PIGS. Their lives are fine but it makes the dogs' lifes even worse.
I make sure to pet the dogs every time I enter the kitchen but it still isn't enough to make them happy. One of them cries all of the time and my mom insists it's just a genetic thing, but it's not. I can tell. The reason I don't let them on the garden myself is because the gate to the garden is completely cut in half because my dad tried to break into the house while he was drunk, so if I let them out they'd run out in the street and get hurt or lost. Anyways, back to watching the rest of the video. Sorry if I sound like I'm complaining too much.
Edit: Good news and bad news, except it's the same news. we're moving houses but we're selling the dogs first. good news because they get a better home, bad news because I'm sad I won't be able to see them again, but at this point I don't care I'm happy they're gonna get a better house to live the rest of their life in.
thanks to whoever listened to what I said and liked my comment :) It means alot to know someone is actually listening to what you say.
you should prove that you can take care of them by taking care of the guinea pigs for a day
I have staplers if you need it
@@V3R0S1KA_MD sorry but that computer thing sounds like you're lying, I heard the exact same thing on a reddit post
Talk to your nearest animal shelter right away so they can get a better life. It'll be painful, but they won't be caged into that terrible fate.
“Dab”
-Yoda,2020
Remote UwU dab, we will
No u
I'll do ya one better BABY YODA 2020
Yo20
#YODA2020
Therapist: Short Cat isn't real, it can't hurt you.
Short Cat:
It won’t hurt you, it is a friend
i kill short cat. short cat is shot.
@@EmKay ZACK NO
O no please no
@@EmKay u bad doggo
Right after the waffle cat part, I had a youtube premium ad appear, and a lady said "I'm making waffles!"
Yoda For President 2020
“Great again, make America”
More like: Great again America shall be.
Truest
America, great again, make!
it’s all comin together, ah yes
I agree
"My name is Za-"
Me: *whomst've.*
whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es
*It has begun'th*
It isn't +it's not = *IT'SN'T
@@Hxsykhia The same'th way it's spelled'th just add the end into it, thy child'th
connor fucking dies Connor dies
My dogs have a natural "I'm innocent, I swear" face. It's so cute when they walk up to me after school.
School?
@@eldritchplastic that's the joke
@@sereshaw yeah i know i was asking wher my cats need a good education!
Bro Zach should’ve said “welcome back, I’m Zach , the snack that smiles back”
“Woah Bro, you’re getting married and you didnt tell me?”
“i’m sorry luigi, i just didnt want you to feel angry or disappointed at me.”
“what do you mean? you’re my brother mario. i love you no matter what you are!”
“thank you, luigi.”
““hug scene””
Pure energy
MY DANG HEART
-Luigi then shoots mario-
“But I have to be #1”
You may now kiss the bride.
@@ChipsDaCat IMAO
"the traffic bird, none shall pass"
Me : *bows down to the bird* I shall find another way to pass but not this way because the traffic bird
It at one of the samples
Samples of traffic light
I've actually seen a traffic Robin at Christmas time
if you don't ask the bird it will turn into a death star gun and shoot you
The “We attack at dawn” got me at the beginning lol
To love people
Got me almost as good as the brothe hood of steal
Ok. as an Autist myself, i feel honored. thanks to the person whoever made that sign and to the person who posted it on reddit
My cat purrs whenever he sees me and meows to be picked up. When I hold him on my shoulder he lays there and purrs louder. I am his favorite human. He asks nobody else to pick him up.
My cat purrs and starts meowing like _really_ loud when I pick her up
My dog meows to when she sees me
@@darkbolt5494 hol up
10:41 soo wholesome
parrot
Why is no one talking about those great grandparents they’re great people
@Karma Denied Good point
Valarie Fandel LMAO everyone is talking about why people aren’t talking about serious things and stuff and you come over TALKING ABOUT A MF THICC SQUIRREL 😂😂
Karma Denied wait trump actually got impeached? Time to go back to the USA
Just saying I’m a citizen I won’t cross illegally
does everyone have to have a smooth deep suave sexuality questioning voice
Nope. I don't
@ not "quirky" to be gay. you dont choose to be gay either. it comes when it wants. please try to be a little nicer?
@Isaiah Small its not. i promise. no one chooses their sexuality.
@ you like Bobby? Good to know.
@ You like Bobby? Hah, gay!
8:00 oh so thats why a group of crows is called a murder
Zack: *Soapy hedgehog boi.*
This is now a thing. Everyone must now refer to hedgehogs as this for the rest of eternity, or Picasscrow will come and mess you up.
I almost cried when I heard Pope Francis said dogs can go to heaven, because as a catholic I grew up knowing animals didn’t have spirits (it never made sense because humans are technically animals) but know I know my dog will always be remembered
Please dont be serious
Well, then I guess it’s a good thing nothing the pope says matters.
im sorry for your loss :(
A lot of people: Eww Zachs doing it today?
Me being respectful: Yay it’s Zach!!! No matter who it is, Emkay is still Emkay
I didn't knew there were people that don't like Zach, I thought they all liked him
I LOVE Zach AND Damien. They’re so nice
@@coolb9463 remember when people complained about Damien being on here instead of Slazo? Smh people don't change
Honestly, I like all of the narrators. They are very nice
personally i like all of the narrarators but lex definitely has the most unique personality
12:23
*intense “hedwig’s theme” starts playing*
r/Blessedimages: **exists**
Animals: *allow us to introduce ourselves*
Chonky Squirrel: *A V O C A D O*
GUACA MOLE :D
fr e sh a voc a do
0:00 "don't talk to me or my children ever again"
5:34 "care to peruse my wares?" the elderly frog asks as you wander into his dimly lit hut.
My puppys mouth and eyes are naturaly outlined in black, and whenever she wants something, like to be played with, a walk, she locks her chops, and her fur is moved to the side and we see her mouth and if looks like a smerk, and when she's asleep, her eyes look like kawaii eyes. its the most adorable thing ever.
5:21 “The grand reveal, the magnum chonker.” -SlimeCicle
Cute pfp
chonker*
Swear Zach is just Damien pretending to be someone else. You have the exact same voice
It is him showing off his voice acting skills
wait this is someone different?
Its just the mic lol
Just no *_W H E E E E E Z E_*
Until he laughs
"You know what that's a valid wish."
What doesn't count has a valid wish?
12:26
Wishing for more wishes
Wishing that wishes were more wishes and that you could wish for wishing for more wishing
Wishing to undo the undoing of an already undone wish
“This cat likes waffles.”
*Firestar like waffles now?!?*
Lolice: loli police
He has a katana...
_Oh no..._
*screams in young anime girl*
Oh no, the lolice *runs away*
Oh frick I need to get out of here. Oh wait, I can fight back
I want to like this comment but there's 69 likes...and I am not that strong
@@obissyanna you have not only been upvoted by us, but also upvoted in the eyes of god
I want a sequel
"remember longjane, cat?"
Hahahahaha
Bruh my eyes are crying with cuteness
forget longdog, shortcat?
forget johnny long, zach?
Emkay: *uploads*
Me: o'boy, Damien uploaded
Zach: *starts speaking*
Me: a surprise, but a welcome one
I think emkay is more bland and boring
Declan Thornton why u here den boi
@Godly iOS didn't slazo give it to Damien? Or atleast quit the channel?
@Godly iOS I didn't say it was
@@薇vern autoplay
He didn’t know what was coming his way after he posted this for now or a dreadful virus looms overhead. This dude saved me from depression with his memes
5:59
"If my drink smiled back at me, i would feel bad about drinking it, i would just Let it Be™."
Lolice: Police who protect Loli’s
sooo,the fbi?
@@azkera
Literally no one:
Me: Ah, the famous no one. You get mentioned in a lot of comments you know.
And who are actually loli's, themselves
me: see this comment after watching the video.
also me: "and i need you, and i miss you"
Nah, man they ENFORCE it
2:16 I have that in my house but it’s on the floor so every time I step outside into the garden I just have some little pawprints waiting for me 🥹🤭🐾
Therapist: stop feeding cats waffles it’s bad for them
Cat eating waffles: 1:05
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I got a dislike
Why is it blue?
Is it actually bad for cats to eat cake?
:3
Why a therapist tho?
Grave Dragon fixed it
Baim Hakani 🤷♂️
Zach: All dogs are good dogs
Me: *CORRECTION:* only Karen’s demon-spawn Chihuahua is a bad dog
@t h e crying cat he is not owned by a Karen, so he is good boy
Hey, the Chihuahua doesn't know that Karen raised them badly. :( Like blaming a little kid because their parents didn't teach them better, or worse, intentionally taught them wrong.
Don't blame chihuahuas for being taught badly, its just as wrong as assuming that pitbulls are bad by default.
@@alchemysaga3745 true once I went shopping with my parents and outside there was a chihuahua who let people pet it I pet it for five minutes while they were shopping
Somebody : *Lolice*
The one that drew Satania Lewds : *sweating intensifies*
hM
Drew wHAT
*eyes proceed to sweat*
1:24 :') duh crying this so lovely :")
The snake one is still pretty wholesome considering there are instances where a snake just refuses to eat a live animal in their enclosure. Other animals dropped in there? Sure. That dead one? Sure. Still sometimes snakes just decide "Hey this thing is warm. I shall not eat it. I like warm"
So what your saying is:
Good sneks snuggle floofs.
11:58
Plot Twist: The Frog Is Just Huge, The Turtle/Tortoise Is Small.
Lol 😆
Only baby yoda runs as candidate
Edit: he also runs like a lil froggy
7:52 O MY GORSH THATS MY ICON I KNOW THIS IS OFF TOPIC BUT I DON'T CARE I NEED TO TELL free play THIS MOMENT!
fangs or flight good snake
@@je_colts2011 OwO
I was smiling the whole time, and teared up a little
Some cats like lasagna, some like pancakes. Yet, the superior food item is...
*W A F F L E.*
4:07 I believe that is a miniature american Eskimo, I had one named Zoe, she was a big fluff ball, she is no longer with us but she was a huge thing.
F
@Beatriz Oliverio I wish the best for people like you
Well she's getting her favorite food , activity in the hevens
@@missnightbot1661 :)
i was camping and before i left i spotted a baby koala moving from one tree to another
Dog:*exists*
EmKay:I love it!
Found out today that the grandma at 1:50 lost her husband to coronavirus...... corona has gone to far..
Ok buddy, you've officially gone to far
What?? Oh no!
I've got some serious fucking beef with God. That fucker has already taken too much. im about to walk up the stairway and kick some holy ass.
F
*no*
3:47 you see, that’s where your wrong, one of them is a cinnamon roll
Delicious food
Priyanka Deshpande *wait wat*
@@priyankadeshpande1514 Hol'up...
Priyanka Deshpande *To* *Be* *Continued*
@@priyankadeshpande1514 r/cursedcomments
I had to pause the video half way thru cuz my face hurted from smiling to much love this sub reddit out of them all
Damien: no- its not the police, its the lolice. and hes got a sword.
all the weebs watching this: *sHe wAs 18 I sWeAr*
It's either a five hundred years old vampire or an eight hundred years old goddess
It’s Zach you idiot
@@anthonyru.32 it's time to be polite, you rude person.
I hope that grandma lets him call her grandma.
No.
3:13 Białystok, in Poland, you're right if the tree was cut down a LOT of people would get angry, probably even plant a new tree there, the only reason why it wasn't cut down is the mural
me in 2022 seeing yoda dabbing in a government building: yes
Zach: Yoda 2020
Me: .... YODA 2024!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Vote yoda 2020"
...October? OCTOBER! OCTOBER NO!
*no you shall not attack at dawn, family*
*you shall rest first*
*new vid :D*
Yoda dabbing in front of his cabinet is definitely cursed
Blursed
okay on the sweater, the teachers know, but see you wear it alot and clearly it makes you happy and the other students aren't complaining so there is no problem
Pediatrician:
gets pinned
Paramedic:
saves him
Pediatrician:
you saved me thank you
Paramedic:
the life debt is repaid
Anna Finlayson I get it he saved his life as a kid
1:51 everybody gangsta till they realise that the old guy is looking like Joseph Joestar
OH NOOOOOOOOO
*When you learn the old man passed away due to COVID*
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
HORY SHIII
OH MY GOD
I am yoda , vote me because the force is with me
-yoda 2020
The tortoise carrying its babies instantly reminded me of a minecraft Crafting Table
I see you, filthy Homestuck.
don't tell nobody
@@EmKay Remember shortcat, Jane? I remember shortcat. Fuck the picture on this page, I want to talk about shortcat. Memes were simpler back then, in 2006. They stood for something. And that something was nothing. Memes just were. “Shortcat is short.” An undeniably true, self-reflexive statement. Water is wet, fire is hot, Shortcat is short. Memes were floating signifiers without signifieds, meaningful in their meaninglessness. Nobody made memes, they just arose through spontaneous generation; Athena being birthed, fully formed, from her own skull.
No need to worry, your secret is safe with me. Us Homestucks gotta stick together :)
Nowhere's safe
@@snarkiwi The funny thing is, Dirk was born in the year 2424, so he doesn't _remember_ shortcat. He _researched_ shortcat.
A little poem from me:
Yoda dabbing,
Everyone clapping!
That’s not a poem.
@@iatesand.3772 I know, and I don't care!💚
Dragycorn I have a poem too
Im not very tall, but I will skin you all
Ethan Does Stuff r/cursedcomments
8:54 Bowser doesn't question it either, he just knows that Mario looks good and that he wasn't invited.
Teacher: Alright kids, what do you want to do when you grow up?
Kid 1: When I grow up, I wanna be a Princess!
Kid 2: When I grow up, I wanna be an Astronaut!
Kid 3: When I grow up, I wanna be carried away by owls.
Simply, genius.
7:46 "hell will be mine! and everyone will know the name of sir pentious!"
Ah yes, another awesome person that knows about hazbin hotel. Have a swell day my friend
-sincerely, hazbin hotel fan
"edgelord!!!!!"
@@shadowdragon2730 Is that what she was saying?? I could never make it out!
@@assignedturtle yep
Shadow Dragon “pardon?! who said that?! WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME YOU FRIED CHICKEN FETUSES?!?! SSSPEAK UP!!!”
that title
is somebody here a homestuck
because thats a detective pony reference
Rosw Lalondw I've had 2 big youtubers subtly reference homestuck today i am goinf insane
How convenient since the new pesterquest update came out
YES! MORE HOMESTUCKS! REVIVAL! My matesprit has no idea what homestuck is (tragic) but my moirail does.
Is it weird that I'm sort of an auspistice type of person between my matesprit and my moirail? They fight a lot (playfully)
👀👀👀
"york-sh-eye-er" as a british yorkshian person, i am laughing so hard-
2:50
Friend: What's your favorite show?
Brain: Mini horse chasing people
Me: Uh....Stranger Things...
If I die today: Remember me as a unknown character who says oddly sad things if you think about them.
Arctic Fox you alright? you need to talk. my insta is Cultist_Tired (name is a inside joke) but if you or anyone seeing this needs someone to talk to as soon as i realize i got a message i’ll open it and ctrl the best i can to help you all ❤️
@@imtiredhoes8278 you're a good person. And so are you, arctic, and people say this a lot, but, your life has more value than anything else, and you have one shot at it, so there IS a point to life.
Sure, it's depressing to think about how there is only one chance and it's not even gonna matter in the end, but you need to look at the bright side, if there IS one shot at life, and there is no afterlife, then life is basically the only thing that matters in the universe, cause who cares about a whole load of nothing happening.
Please, make sure you're doing alright, and there ARE people who care.
• Demi • aw thanks:) and yeah Arctic, everything Demi just said is true, when things get rough you just gotta take a moment and breathe, then continue to walk straight forward in life, even if it may seem hopeless and you think you hit rock bottom, there is no hope and the only time you’ll hit rock bottom is when you this life. so i suggest reaching out to someone who you’re close with, or finding someone who you’re close with and reach out to them, like i said before my insta is Cultist_Tired and my snap is ttayw123 if you ever need someone i’m one message away.
KatiesTired It’s a joke but
don’t worry, I am already In rehab
Zach: Hahaha
Damien: *W H E E Z E*
Edit: 1) Thanks for the likes and the heart EmKay! 2) I know it overused but I still find it funny lol
Disconnected Trash copy’s comments
Disconnected Trash stolen from like 12 different videos
Overused
Lol
It sounds true tho
My friend wore a hoodie like that at school for most of a year and a teacher called it cute...
The teacher is either cultured or just doesn't have a clue
Pure culture
7:57 repeat
Is that a motherfucking sex offence?
Time?
4:46 your KILLING ME. (with cuteness of course)
I'm disappointed you didn't say "holy guacamole" at the fat squirrel.
No.
No.
hmmmm...
holy COW
3:37 shortcat
And like 5 seconds earlier is Yoda dabbing
5:34 *F R O G W A R T S*
😂😂💥
Not-Very-Hairy Potter
YES
Lleell
I only see advenyure time it that pic LOL
11:50 I wouldnt be surprised if all dead dogs lived in Jesus's castle
7:50
Deceit when he's not bothering Thomas
Nice
Vey epic captain ari very epic
9:34 when mother uses children as an extra layer of armor.
“Ha, can’t get me hawk.” Says the mother.
I might be late but
“Yoda 2020”.
Yes.
Ender Acrocanthosaurus YEEEESSSSS
Demon fox UwU We all must support Yoda for 2020!
"We attack at dawn...." Funniest quote in this video In my opinion
My math teacher called me a boomer today and now I don’t know how to feel
I love ur profile picture
Mood
Kyle Bear thank you!! My friend helped me make it! He’s better at this kind of stuff than I am lmao
Carlito's da name is that jin...? i really love that pic of him lmaooo
@@acethecinderace5528 yeah it is lol. It's the birthday pic from last year cuz I'm not really active on UA-cam anymore so I havent changed it lol