Just remember. If you see that the name "unavailable" is unavailable, somebody had to make the ultimate sacrifice and name themselves "unavailable" while the name was still available
49:52 I remember reading an article somewhere where a guy was sued for racism, but he got off because he could prove that he was an asshole to everyone equally. So, the argument literally holds up in court...
(36:39) there actually is a disorder that lets you see sounds. It's called synesthesia and it crosses your senses, hence the seeing sounds or tasting colors. There are a lot of different forms of it, and it's an interesting thing to look into.
i was looking for this! when i play two very specific notes on piano, i see neon yellow and dark blue streaks of color. and wednesday is light denim blue. thank you for your time.
1:03:19 the fraction symbol is also known as a division symbol, so sometimes calculators will show it as a fraction when dividing, so there is a button on the calculator you have to press to get the actual number/decimal. It only happens when the answer isn't a whole number.
16:12 funny story...when my son got his hearing device and was running around just checking everything out and we're all yelling his name trying to get his attention chasing him around and at one point it hit me... We're just making noises, he has no concept of a name or that this sound we're making is supposed to get his attention.... we're just making sounds. I'll never forget that day. I felt so smart and stupid at the same time.
"Oh my god, the concept of language is completely and utterly false and irrelevant, making all pretenses of history false or at the very least unreliable... MICHAEL!!"
when i was young i cheated on a test by using a practice test that was handed to us a couple of days in advance to practice ofc i didnt practice so i just kept the practice test in my bag and looked at it when the teacher wasnt looking. i got 100 and the teacher was surprised he asked me how i did so good and i told him something along the lines of the practice test you handed out really helped
Actually, technically egg isn't the most popular form of child to eat. It's the most popular form of period to eat. It wouldn't be a child unless it's fertilized. And fun fact, that's considered a delicacy in Southern Asia called balut.
Man, that Toy Story thing of "if a toy died, the others would watch the kid play with the corpse" thing annoys me. The only dead toy is a completely destroyed toy. How are they supposed to "die" otherwise? They aren't living things, so they don't age or get sick. I mean, let's remember in the first one that Sid's weird experiments and his sister's headless dolls were still moving around.
This implies the Toys in Toy Story have the basically-same type of artificial-life/immortality as most Mega Man characters do, and I can’t believe it took me this long to realize
I never laugh at these. I laugh internally obviously, but I usually only crack a smile while listening to these videos. But at 24:28 I lost my sh!t so hard I choked on my drink. You made me have a real, genuine laugh for the first time in can't remember when. I am still laughing and I got tears in my eyes. What the ever loving feck.
1:28-fun fact,blobfish doesn't look like this in their natural habitat,this form is a disfigured corpses of a fish whose tissues got EXPLODED due to rapid pressure change from surfacing.
2:00 the game here is Ghost 1.0 This was done as a Kickstarter goal, I believe, and you get an achievement for doing it. After "I'm getting sick of you." is displayed, the game CLOSES ITSELF to your desktop.
Toy Story is actually more morbid than that. You can see in Sid's house that's the toys are clearly imortal. Whatever happens to them, they will continue living as the pieces that are left over.
Funny story time- get out ya popcorn, lads. A man was in his restroom, when he heard a knocking sound on the closed restroom door. He was obviously home alone, so he thought someone broke in. He calls the police, and they enter his house and go to the bathroom door. The man hears the knocking stop, then a couple seconds later the door opens. (Yes, he was already done with his business). The officer looks him dead in the eye, then holds up the man's roomba. "We caught the dirtbag, wait here as we sweep the house for more." And that was a real story, my nameless comrades reading this. My father, who is a Firefighter, told me this story. Now, off I go to make more people laugh-
Y'know, at first, it didn't register that it was Damien narrating the first part. Damien is the only true narrator in my mind. His laugh is precious, and I miss him.
Hey guys, what if the first person who built the T-Rex fossil in a museum got lazy while placing the arms and was like "Eh screw it, have small arms and hands."
Ngl, I secretly love it when Robin blows his top and gets pissed off. He says what everyone (well, ME at least) is thinking. Discovering there’s a playlist by narrators… best.day.ever. Hehehe
17:04 Fun Fact: Alpharad made this tweet while he was drunk because of a drinking game he played with a friend. Every time his Ness amibo 3 stocked one of his fans, they would have to take a swig of quite a strong alcoholic beverage.
I once was in class and my teacher is like,”Let's get together and think!” She had us write a solution to something on a sticky note. I had the most idiotic idea ever and put down,” Kill the person, bulldoze the house, and clean up the mess.” She called me out in the hall.
0:14 I love the fact that the teacher gave them an extra two points (at least I think that's what the +2 means) and left the comment "very clever" there as well. That teacher deserves the Teacher of the Year or something to that matter.
1:03:06 I have that exact calculator, and it’s awesome, despite looking weird. There’s a translate button to turn it into a normal/mixed fraction, a decimal, and a repeat decimal. Or change the settings (It can also do radicals if it’s a square root). I don’t know why i felt the urge to inform you all of this
2:48 No it had something to do with return rates, because he had a minuscule sum returned in pennies, and since the bank required it to be rounded up, then the sum was below a rate, he made a killing. Imagine the bank worker, having to count all those minimum amounts. It made headlines too, X^D
Well, of course they didn’t suffocate him! The one thing Mega Man and Dwayne Johnson have in common is that they would never kill a human that doesn’t deserve it!
R2D2 guy is also known as "bean dad" and is known to have abused his young daughter by refusing to feed her for over 6 hours because he never taught her to use a can opener and wanted her to figure it out herself as a "learning experience", his daughter was 8 or 9 at the time
14:10 Fun fact: There is a single frame where the blur is misplaced, and you can see the guy's face. So much for placing the blur before the transition, they put it in the wrong place.
"When you ask for someone's name, you're essentially asking them what noise you should make to get their attention." I am currently being called a name that is what we normally think of as a sound, so this is like 100% true for me. Not even technically the truth, just the truth.
Imagine: Someone had to make the sacrifice to name themselves available while it was still available, and all you could do was sit there in silence as you watched the person type: "Available" and watch them hit enter and within seconds, their screen gets filled with so may Dms that you couldn't see their screen anymore
0:50 a) Minnie and Mickey are anthropomorphic mice, Goofy is an anthropomorphic dog and Pluto is a cartoon dog. Maybe the difference is a hundred thousand years of evolution. b) What is the story of this particular comic?
Just remember.
If you see that the name "unavailable" is unavailable, somebody had to make the ultimate sacrifice and name themselves "unavailable" while the name was still available
You said my name?
@Erinn Saige Matas It was a joke
@Erinn Saige Matas I didn't realise that until now, thanks
i stole this name
@@unavailable404_9 lmao
49:52
I remember reading an article somewhere where a guy was sued for racism, but he got off because he could prove that he was an asshole to everyone equally.
So, the argument literally holds up in court...
you can get sued for racism???
13:13 narrator changes
@@darkmoondeath00 if you can, i hope a lot more people get sued 🙃
@@darkmoondeath00 You can probably be sued for denying service for a racist reason, discrimination to the point you're fucking up their life, etc
@@hazeltree7738 ive racked up about 200 times i have evaded the law then
(36:39) there actually is a disorder that lets you see sounds. It's called synesthesia and it crosses your senses, hence the seeing sounds or tasting colors. There are a lot of different forms of it, and it's an interesting thing to look into.
WOW, really?!
when i can taste colors:
example: broccolli tastes like a dark sort of like lime ish
The most common form is grapheme-color synesthesia, causing you to perceive different colors in numbers and/or letters
i was looking for this! when i play two very specific notes on piano, i see neon yellow and dark blue streaks of color. and wednesday is light denim blue. thank you for your time.
@@thedamghostking glad to be of help.
1:03:19
the fraction symbol is also known as a division symbol, so sometimes calculators will show it as a fraction when dividing, so there is a button on the calculator you have to press to get the actual number/decimal. It only happens when the answer isn't a whole number.
Wait you watched all-
@@Jose-Campos. yea, I did watch the whole thing. I was bored and EmKay channel is entertaining for me...
@@Jose-Campos. who doesnt watch the whole thing?
13:42 yes but the people who breathe water die from drowning
@@warriorboi6228 🥐👍🏼
16:12 funny story...when my son got his hearing device and was running around just checking everything out and we're all yelling his name trying to get his attention chasing him around and at one point it hit me... We're just making noises, he has no concept of a name or that this sound we're making is supposed to get his attention.... we're just making sounds.
I'll never forget that day. I felt so smart and stupid at the same time.
That is wholesome
"Oh my god, the concept of language is completely and utterly false and irrelevant, making all pretenses of history false or at the very least unreliable...
MICHAEL!!"
@@shawnsuggs7559 please don't hate me... But I don't get the reference...lil help?
@@sarahlovee1865 not a reference of anything, actually. That was just made-up mumbo jumbo.
comprar
You know, self defense is just a legal version of he started it
dam your smart
You’re smart.
Also, love the pfp.
And the court ruling Imperfect self defense is the legal version of And I'm ending it.
r/technicallythetruth
@@shrek12680 yeah, that’s kinda the point
I didn't realize it was a hour long and i got so confused when Damien turned into Robin
@@OMNI-Infinity you know it switches to Robin multiple times in the video?
I watched it all misreading the 1:10:00 to 11:00
AT THE END I ACTUALLY THOUGHT THAT WAS PASSED ONLY 11 MINUTES
LMAO@@marcovaleriofranco9310
@@marcovaleriofranco9310nah i think that was 176.24 seconds
He didn't get censored thouths theds
when i was young i cheated on a test by using a practice test that was handed to us a couple of days in advance to practice ofc i didnt practice so i just kept the practice test in my bag and looked at it when the teacher wasnt looking. i got 100 and the teacher was surprised he asked me how i did so good and i told him something along the lines of the practice test you handed out really helped
"but you're in the livingroom"
Literally a plot point of a vampire book series I've read 😂
What series
@@mbggrossman4131 yes i am also curious.
@@annamariemartin5214 it's been like, a year.
@@mbggrossman4131im curious aswell
Actually, technically egg isn't the most popular form of child to eat. It's the most popular form of period to eat. It wouldn't be a child unless it's fertilized. And fun fact, that's considered a delicacy in Southern Asia called balut.
I saw this as soon as that one came up
you really took the time to do the research. But why did you say "technically" when it says "r/TECHNICALLYthetruth"?
@@hambo2222 Why do I have to have a reason to use a word? Chill bro lol
An egg can be fertilized without having any visible foetus.
@@babowasalwayshere its a joke
It's all so beautiful together
@rahongg piss bot
Dont worry i reported their ccount
10:06 Gotta love the fact that the workers at Nintendo spent time and effort into making one image not in the manual just to send to someone.
7:03 as someone who is Irish
I’d say yes, mashed potatoes are Irish guacamole
As someone who is both Irish and Mexican I couldn’t agree more
@@mirandathepandakitty1630 I second this
I LOVE YOUR PFP IM OMNI TOO😊
@@Scaryasparagus !!! :)
Man, that Toy Story thing of "if a toy died, the others would watch the kid play with the corpse" thing annoys me. The only dead toy is a completely destroyed toy. How are they supposed to "die" otherwise? They aren't living things, so they don't age or get sick. I mean, let's remember in the first one that Sid's weird experiments and his sister's headless dolls were still moving around.
If you're serious
Here
*R/WOOOOSH*
if you're joking
*Good one-*
@@pancornyt8330 or you could've said "ARE YOU /j OR /srs!?'
This implies the Toys in Toy Story have the basically-same type of artificial-life/immortality as most Mega Man characters do, and I can’t believe it took me this long to realize
^Funnily enough, on that note, my mom calls Sigma “Evil Buzz Lightyear” so that’s pretty ironic
How is this so deep wtf
Yes it’s technicallythetruth
Indeed
only facts here
amogus
@@joy-wire yes
No, it's r/technicallythetruth.
I never laugh at these. I laugh internally obviously, but I usually only crack a smile while listening to these videos. But at 24:28 I lost my sh!t so hard I choked on my drink. You made me have a real, genuine laugh for the first time in can't remember when. I am still laughing and I got tears in my eyes. What the ever loving feck.
i love these types of videos, but not hearing the normal intro makes my heart speed up about 200% 😰😰
you gotta go to the doctor thats not normal you can get a heart attack
Bot
1:28-fun fact,blobfish doesn't look like this in their natural habitat,this form is a disfigured corpses of a fish whose tissues got EXPLODED due to rapid pressure change from surfacing.
So this is in fact, not, a fish in the sea.
@@z0ru4_ it is a dead, exploded corpse of a fish because of pressure
@@Maurice-j9o what I’m saying is it is then not technicallythetruth since the fish is not "in the sea" for the blobfish’s corpse’s case.
2:00 the game here is Ghost 1.0
This was done as a Kickstarter goal, I believe, and you get an achievement for doing it. After "I'm getting sick of you." is displayed, the game CLOSES ITSELF to your desktop.
I love that
“Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them, they die.” Also if you stick them deep inside you you’ll scream and choke.
Ayo
Toy Story is actually more morbid than that. You can see in Sid's house that's the toys are clearly imortal. Whatever happens to them, they will continue living as the pieces that are left over.
Basically like Mega Man but the humans aren’t aware of their life at all
this is only technically the truth since there's more episodes to come
Whoops I commented here not in the comments
bots bots bots everywhere
Im just guesing the first three comments are the same
@Triple Hello there
@@kingglovers_____8813 sorry catboo's not into sex.
or whatever shitty virus you have there.
2:34 I'm honestly not surprised Quackity would tweet something like that lmao
Same lol
“Nice name!”
“Thanks! I got it for my birthday!”
“Really? I got mine for Christmas.”
Jesus?
Um.. Well Christmas was Jesus's birthday so it's the same thing, lol
Funny story time- get out ya popcorn, lads.
A man was in his restroom, when he heard a knocking sound on the closed restroom door. He was obviously home alone, so he thought someone broke in. He calls the police, and they enter his house and go to the bathroom door. The man hears the knocking stop, then a couple seconds later the door opens. (Yes, he was already done with his business). The officer looks him dead in the eye, then holds up the man's roomba. "We caught the dirtbag, wait here as we sweep the house for more."
And that was a real story, my nameless comrades reading this. My father, who is a Firefighter, told me this story. Now, off I go to make more people laugh-
Absolutely brilliant
😁
Not very believable. You'd hear the whirring long before the knocking.
God:you disgusting humans deserve death
Humans:that’s technically the truth
Y'know, at first, it didn't register that it was Damien narrating the first part. Damien is the only true narrator in my mind. His laugh is precious, and I miss him.
idk if you know this but he has a yt called deelee
@@jordanharris971 I think deelee is over so after seeing all the videos, go to the other one called damien lee
Hey guys, what if the first person who built the T-Rex fossil in a museum got lazy while placing the arms and was like "Eh screw it, have small arms and hands."
@A Random Weeb yeah, makes sense, but it does make you wonder, "what if..."
Also thanks for the comment on my pfp
Now i can't unimagine a T-rex with giant hands that constantly touch the ground, and it always looks like a tired sim
11:51 the least spoken languages are
3. Sign language
2. Morse Code
1. Braille
16:56 the thing is: the German translation for "anti baby pills" literally is "antibabypillen"
Damien and Robin are taking turns voicing stuff, like a chess match which makes Lexi a judge
And Jack is the prize.
We need a video with all 3 of them at once reacting to stuff like this
@@tmfyi8048 better yet
They dont hear the otjer people and its just permanent overlap
@Trollface gang they tell you
Based off the way quackity normally acts that is something he would die on
AAA I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS
Everyone dies eventually
@@vivithebird sameeeee
⟟ like how we all collectively agreed
@Jelly Ari / Blitzo I know you know I was being a smartass
Ngl, I secretly love it when Robin blows his top and gets pissed off. He says what everyone (well, ME at least) is thinking.
Discovering there’s a playlist by narrators… best.day.ever. Hehehe
17:04
Fun Fact: Alpharad made this tweet while he was drunk because of a drinking game he played with a friend. Every time his Ness amibo 3 stocked one of his fans, they would have to take a swig of quite a strong alcoholic beverage.
I once was in class and my teacher is like,”Let's get together and think!” She had us write a solution to something on a sticky note. I had the most idiotic idea ever and put down,” Kill the person, bulldoze the house, and clean up the mess.” She called me out in the hall.
i love how you can hear Damien's mouse clicking to start/stop the recording for almost every clip
4:00 "So you have chosen death"
*Ignites lightsaber*
2:33 the fact that quackity tweeted that makes me feel all emotions at once and i don’t know what to do about it
0:14 I love the fact that the teacher gave them an extra two points (at least I think that's what the +2 means) and left the comment "very clever" there as well. That teacher deserves the Teacher of the Year or something to that matter.
even though the kid just copied the words at the top :|
@@sillykitti_ r / w o o o s h
@@sillykitti_ thank you, nobody knew that, lord obvious.
but why isn't "spell" spelled begging with s
6:48
My teacher: COLD doesn't exist. Cold is just the absence of heat.
My brain: so heat is the absence of cold? They both exist.
Quackity: baby’s don’t pay taxes
Me: small kids don’t pay taxes either
If you think about it, all of technicallythetruth is just normal technicallythetruth.
Burger
agree
r/technicallythetruth
I think my brain malfunctioned reading this
@@Elitemoone chemshurger
I just love how at the beginning, you can hear all the clicks from switching from 1 meme to the next from damien's end
7:32 I CANT💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
1:03:06 I have that exact calculator, and it’s awesome, despite looking weird. There’s a translate button to turn it into a normal/mixed fraction, a decimal, and a repeat decimal. Or change the settings (It can also do radicals if it’s a square root). I don’t know why i felt the urge to inform you all of this
"Seems like a terrible show" still laughs at a joke from the show.
Probably not knowing it's from the show.
Technically scissors are two knives so if someone were holding one scissors and both hands they would be quadruple wielding
What if they held two pairs with their feet?
@AsherCD eightfold of knifes
25:55 is gold. As a returning transformers fan who is autisiming the hell out of all transformers media, aka hyperfixating, this was a blessing
Some people are like slinkies, they have no real purpose... but it makes you smile when you push them down a flight of stairs...
🤔
r/cursedcomments
Probably didn’t create this themself, but it is hilarious
Real
I love these big compilations so much. Perfect for listening to in the background while I do other things
"Whales have existed for at least one year" *instant click*
*me dying of laughter*
53:15
What has 4 letters.
Sometimes has 9 letters.
Never has 5 letters.
2:48 No it had something to do with return rates, because he had a minuscule sum returned in pennies, and since the bank required it to be rounded up, then the sum was below a rate, he made a killing. Imagine the bank worker, having to count all those minimum amounts. It made headlines too, X^D
What if cigarette companies were secretly just sea turtles that don’t want to deal with pollution anymore
I am sending an official document to Mount Everest to let it know I challenge it to see who can fly higher.
1:07:04 I get that the test thing is probably just a joke setup, but those questions are incredibly random to appear right next to each other.
I still remember my grandfathers last words before he kicked the bucket. He said “how far do u think I can kick this bucket”
Fun fact: everything on this video is technically the truth just like this fun fact
THE KRONK ONE AT THE START. IM LITERALLY GOING TO PASS AWAY RIGHT NOW. IM CRYING. REAL TEARS.
LMAO don't die 😭😭😭
The "rock in the face" guy suffocated to death and the rock ended up on his head afterwards, according to researchers.
Well, of course they didn’t suffocate him! The one thing Mega Man and Dwayne Johnson have in common is that they would never kill a human that doesn’t deserve it!
@@BinglesP ... thank you for making me imagine "the rock" face sitting some dude. god damnit lol
2:38 the crossover everyone has waited for
Yup 👍
R2D2 guy is also known as "bean dad" and is known to have abused his young daughter by refusing to feed her for over 6 hours because he never taught her to use a can opener and wanted her to figure it out herself as a "learning experience", his daughter was 8 or 9 at the time
Oh wow
i can confirm that dogs can give your computer megabytes and gigabytes
but not kilobytes or terrabytes
This is all technically correct.
*THE BEST KIND OF CORRECT!*
Yems
59:10 They’re not wrong, and its also a professional way to break your voice box and feel like you’re about to cough it up every time you cheer.
1:07:20 This joke would've worked so well in the "People who don't know, people who know" format :')
Got bored and did the 4/7 full jug problem. The answer is, it can hold 168 ml in total.
The title should've been "Technically all of technicallythetruth"
41:41 If you get your doggo taxidermized then the spirit/ghost of the doggo can possess the stuffed version of them and you can have your doggo back!
Love that the teacher gave extra points for the five words
Here's a random thought I had once, if you saw a bug flying around and didn't know what species it was... that makes it a UFO.
wouldn't that be a UPS (Unidentified Flying Species)
2:45 Only saying 4 words, “GET ON THE GROUND”
19:27 Robin has the perfect Joey impression.
2:34
I mean Quackity isn’t wrong though… let’s be fair.
4:21 this post has aged like wine
That's all of r/technicallythetruth!
r/technicallythetruth
Hi
I just realized. This is technically the collaboration we asked for with the editors.
Kinda
1:07 we won't talk about how it actually took me a good 5 minutes to realize why it was technically wrong
Him:Glasses make you look smarter, but you have to fail a test to get them! My brother having near vision:are you kidding me 54:43
State your Name, Profession and Reason!
"The Doctor, Doctor, Fun"
14:10 Fun fact: There is a single frame where the blur is misplaced, and you can see the guy's face. So much for placing the blur before the transition, they put it in the wrong place.
I can see it
Hes a ginger
I think
"When you ask for someone's name, you're essentially asking them what noise you should make to get their attention." I am currently being called a name that is what we normally think of as a sound, so this is like 100% true for me. Not even technically the truth, just the truth.
That buffalo sentence actually wasn't grammatically correct. He forgot to put a comma after "buffalo."
6:34 I spat all over my hand reading that. It was too funny!
This is the subreddit that most people go to have their random questions answered.
@rahongg get that shit scam out of this chat
100% of people who breathe oxygen die
Robin: same thing applies to water
I mean if you breathe too much water then...
You’re drinking it wrong
2:35 never thought I would see a streamer I watch in an Emkay video but here we are, especially wasn't expecting it to be r/technicallythetruth.
Imagine: Someone had to make the sacrifice to name themselves available while it was still available, and all you could do was sit there in silence as you watched the person type: "Available" and watch them hit enter and within seconds, their screen gets filled with so may Dms that you couldn't see their screen anymore
Yo whoever took the L and the name unavailable was a fucking trooper my guy.
The 140 dislikes are probably people who didn't want to watch the whole thing and were upset by the length
Man,at 11:45 when "Who volunteers" was said,I impulsively shot my hand up and starting crying.
0:50 a) Minnie and Mickey are anthropomorphic mice, Goofy is an anthropomorphic dog and Pluto is a cartoon dog.
Maybe the difference is a hundred thousand years of evolution.
b) What is the story of this particular comic?
35:46 "I get it" No comrad, we get it.
That view of American from a European perspective is so true.
16:09 don’t worry! That spider is just a web developer!
Good one
My man made his whole language at 1:01
I miss Damien. His laughter is wholesome and hilarious 😂😂
6:20 fun fact: planes can land without an engine
I mean most mushrooms are small enough you would never get another chance to eat it twice
I propose that, instead of this subreddit being called "r/technicallythetruth", we call it "r/thankyoucaptainobvious". Kinda has more punch to it.
24:34 I mean a houseplant is stupid too. if you don't water them they turn pale too!