I love how he says “I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days” and “You told me to” are actually true. Engineer did say teleport as much bread as he wanted before he died.
@@MINIMAN10000 He's not an actual soldier. He was turned away from every branch of the US Military. This is also why he is very self-conscious about people calling him a "civilian" as, in reality, he technically is one and is only pretending to be a soldier. I'm pretty surprised that he even has that level of self-awareness. Also, he's Chaotic Stupid
@@MINIMAN10000 Let's say he's... not actually part of the American army, he's just a very, VERY patriotic American, and a lunatic, like the rest of the tf2 team. Here a part from the wiki: Though he wanted desperately to fight in World War 2, the Soldier was rejected from every branch of the U.S. military. Undaunted, he bought his own ticket to Europe. After arriving and finally locating Poland, the Soldier taught himself how to load and fire a variety of weapons before embarking on a Nazi killing spree for which he was awarded several medals that he designed and made himself. His rampage ended immediately upon hearing about the end of the war in 1949.
it makes sense, the mercs know eachother very well, spy is also very smart so he'd know well that soldier is a crazy and immature idiot who loves dumb things.
Y'all... this could have been an official show on Adult Swim. We've missed so many opportunities to see the kind of shit Soldier would have done on a daily basis.
1:24 so we're fine, As long if nobody teleports any bread. Question What's your question, soldier? I teleported bread. What... You told me to. HOW. MUCH..? I did nothing but Teleported bread for 3 days. WHERE!? WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN SENDING IT!? (Rumble) 1:45 WHOOOAH! OOH- HAHAHAHAA! I TELEPORTED BREAD! 1:52 Good news! Were not diying. Were gonna live forever!
0:19 The fact that Soldier was completely ready to pummel Scout into the desk, purely because they *can’t teleport bread any more,* is hilarious to me.
basically Nolan North Voiced Engineer in all the scenes of Expiration date. Grant Goodeve Couldn't Voice Engineer in Expiration Date Due To schedule conflict.
My favorite parts: 0:12 0:24 0:37 0:51 1:02 1:40 (Noticed the part when soldier tries to pick up the bread medic threw from Melissa Joy) 1:46 - 1:52 2:01 (Soldiers face)
There's so many things I haven't seen in Expiration date until now. Like Soldier wanting the bread after it has been teleported like it's the most valuable item in the world
Jesus, how strong is Medic? He lifts Soldier who’s pretty much a just an inch shorter than him at least 6 inches off the ground! -To be fair, I guess you have to be strong to carry the whole team every round lmao-
I love soldier honestly. The speech patterns make some part in my brain very happy. That being said Medic *is* my favourite medicine based character across all shows and games I like so... draw your own conclusions
Soldier is terrifying and insane and will snap your neck after ensuring the great majestic US of A has completely taken over your state of residence but he's so absurdly precious to my happiness you would not believe
So I guess from now on because he is dead, then everytime when valve wants to add new soldier taunts then they have to put Nolan North as his voice actor
Soldier is the best character hands down. Also a little thing you might find humorous: Soldier has a higher chance of spawning bread when using the teleporter
Imagine if valve had made an event where the soldier teleport bread to different parts of the world (maps) and it would have been like man vs machine but all against colossal breads
I love how he says “I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days” and “You told me to” are actually true. Engineer did say teleport as much bread as he wanted before he died.
Yea then engi is like, What? |:l
I am full of crap and magic!
I love how he ended up being right in the first place, that teleportation causes the tumors in the bread.
I'm no scientist but how does teleportation give bread tumors?
@@s.r.g4724 it’s not tumors, it’s “a parasite grown inside of yeast” apparently?
1:40 When Medic throws the jar down, Soldier tries to grab the bread
I just wanted the bread
The attention to the little details tho ngl they’re actually good
I didn’t even realize that wow
soldier that teleported bread
We all do.
XDDDD
What about the part where he says "goodbye mrs. Pauling, I am leaving the van now"
wasnt in frame
@@HanzTheODST no he was in frame
Ok
engineer was there. He'd know.
Okay. Bye bye.
“Good News!
We’re not dying!
We’re going to live forever!”
These lines break my heart every time
He’s teleporting bread in heaven.
He is living forever in heaven.
@@capitaoprice7144 he has a warehouse specifically designed to teleport and import large amounts of bread
He's living forever in our hearts...
He'll never die, dying is gay!
@@francisisagoner What are you saying, private!
Dying is for commies only!
0:45 “I gotta protect the bucket from the bread!”
Yesh
Lol
this bucket is mine
there are many like it but this one is mine
No, i gotta protect bread from the bucket!
@@elvis5384 that too
The fact he is just so proud of himself for teleporting all that bread is just, magnificent.
"Ha ha! I teleported bread!"
He will teleport bread and no one will stop him
So proud that his voice changed for a sec
I really wish rick may said that line instead of engie's voice actor. It would have been 10 times better.
@@lorantpapp07
I thought, it was Nolan North (Merasmus's VA), who voiced that line
@@lorantpapp07 yeah but it's no longer with us so, there is no way out to get "soldier gaming" and more teleport bread legit voicelines
0:13 the disappointment in soldier's face when medic takes the bread 😢
I just now noticed that-
He's like "oooh.. bread."
"nononono don't take it."
he looks so sad :(
0:15 I love how, upon learning of the dangers of the teleporter, Soldier's instinct is to punch the shit out of Scout
Scunts deserve pain! 😡
Like what did scout do to him??
@@Copper_Akai.Ash_ Scout is french, that's all reason Soldier needs.
@@m8.614 True
@@m8.614 but soldier is from the USA, not UK.
1:45: Got thrown so hard that his voice actor changed to Nolan North.
He became Nathan Drake
He became Edward Richtofen
Bro became a German scientist
@@esueijae8352
Honestly, teleporting bread and turning it into a monster is actually something I could see Richtofen doing
Nathan Drake teleported bread
Soldier is so cute but menacing at the same time
Bread
@@drmrdoctormister yes soldier...bread
@@drmrdoctormister You can have All the Bread in the world, Soldier. C:
The wonders of extreme violence and lead poisoning
Like pyro. Cute in a childish way but terrifying in a they would kill me without mercy way
0:28 - Over half a decade later and I'm only _just now_ noticing Scout's tiny little smile at Soldier's reactions. Beautiful.
He does the exact same face in both shots
@@funkystudent5403 Valve pays attention to detail, but doesn't mean they don't reuse assets. I mean look at how the bread loots all the same
@@tardisman602 that's racist towards the bread
but its also funny because his eyebrows arent moving so it looks like he is forcing the smiles
@@domeen0gt895 wait we cant be racist against bread anymore ?
*WE ARE GOING TO LIVE FOREVER!*
Yes you are soldier.
Indeed
In our hearts
@@novella7735 amen
People die, legends live forever
F
1:48 Don't mind me, this button is for me.
"I TELEPORTED BREAD!"
- Captain Martin Walker
The screaming soldier voicelines in expiration date aren't voiced by rick btw, they are voiced by nolan north.
@@yaaq1237 i knew it! Nolan has such a distinct gravel to his voice whenever he yells.
@Brownskikuca Garlic Bread ah, i see what you did there
I TELEPORTED BREAD
-Rick may
Soldier is the most Chaotic Neutral character I've ever seen... ever
Does he not qualify as lawful neutral? He's a soldier. All the things he did were authorized thereby following the law.
@@MINIMAN10000 you clearly don't know his backstory...
@@MINIMAN10000 He's not an actual soldier. He was turned away from every branch of the US Military.
This is also why he is very self-conscious about people calling him a "civilian" as, in reality, he technically is one and is only pretending to be a soldier. I'm pretty surprised that he even has that level of self-awareness.
Also, he's Chaotic Stupid
Emphasis on the chaotic part.
@@MINIMAN10000 Let's say he's... not actually part of the American army, he's just a very, VERY patriotic American, and a lunatic, like the rest of the tf2 team.
Here a part from the wiki: Though he wanted desperately to fight in World War 2, the Soldier was rejected from every branch of the U.S. military. Undaunted, he bought his own ticket to Europe. After arriving and finally locating Poland, the Soldier taught himself how to load and fire a variety of weapons before embarking on a Nazi killing spree for which he was awarded several medals that he designed and made himself. His rampage ended immediately upon hearing about the end of the war in 1949.
I love how spy just knew that soldier's one was wanting the bucket.
Yes!
it makes sense, the mercs know eachother very well, spy is also very smart so he'd know well that soldier is a crazy and immature idiot who loves dumb things.
Expiration Date, but only the -good- best parts
Nope, that'd be the entire video.
Thats wat i was goin to say
So only the great parts
This is true
Anyone know how to teleport bread 🍞
1:48, love how Soldier doesn't give a fuck about what's happening and is just happy about teleporting bread.
HAHAHAHA I TELEPORTED BREAD
Y'all... this could have been an official show on Adult Swim.
We've missed so many opportunities to see the kind of shit Soldier would have done on a daily basis.
i would give so much for this exact thing
Yeah it could have if RICK MAY DIDN'T DIE.
godspeed you magnificent bastard
I love how when Soldier thought he had three days left to live he spent his last three days teleporting bread
Engineer told him to teleport the bread.
I like to think Soldier thought it was an order.
@@God-uv4nq yes that would make sense.
@@God-uv4nq Yes, and i teleported bread for 3 days
Teleport bread is cool you know
He is a man of simple pleasures
Let’s be honest, if we had teleporters and no family so would a lot of us after watching this.
I love how Engineer underestimates Soldier's literal thinking
Question:
I teleported bread
...what?
@@ngocdo1394
I have done nothing but teleport bread for Three days!
Big Doro WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN SENDING IT
I have done nothing but teleport used condoms for three days!
Ngoc Do you told me to
" It hates me so much!~ "
Such a Medic thing to say.
This is not medic video
This is soldier video
@@Doodlenoodl
shut
@@Doodlenoodlevery video
Is a medic video
@@UnsettledSoldier ah
I have done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days..
*”VHERE! VHERE HAVE YOU BEEN SENDING IT!?!?”*
* *earthquake* *
*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I TELEPORTED BREAD*
*medic violently grabs soldier*
@@thunderbeagle5271 *soldier tries to grab the evil bread medic smashed*
i have done noting but the shotgun salute for three days
Where? WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN TAUNTING AT?
@@xelnagaprime_1071 *Granary sounds*
This is the equivalent of buying a bag of starbursts, but only the pink ones :)
Best comment
hes like an excited kid ❤
._.
:3
@@CarmenLC :I
@@Demoflower411 you're doin good lad
@@CarmenLC You too. :)
Solider picking up Scout and slamming him on the table has great weight to it, very well animated
The way soldier reacts to the bread is honestly very adorable.
adorable *and* relatable
0:11 I love how Soldier is so perplexed at the sight of teleporting bread.
B R E A D
B R E A D
*B R E A D*
B R E A D
B R E A D
"Where? Where have you been sending it?"
The medic asked calmly.
The extra work on soilder's actions are just to perfect. They really help boost the idea that he is not the brightest
“Hello miss Pauling, we killed everyone and *took* a briefcase.”
1:38
I hope in the future i will be able to say this. In any context.
i love this line.
So we're fine, so long as nobody... Teleports any bread
@@God-uv4nq Question.
@@devyn. what's your question soldier?
@@God-uv4nq I teleported bread.
@@devyn. what
The perfect video doesn't exi-
:3
SAYS WH-
wait you did not finnish yet
HELLO MISS PAULIN !
-The perfect video now exists
“Dear god”
1:53
yes you are soldier... yes you are.
1:24 so we're fine, As long if nobody teleports any bread.
Question
What's your question, soldier?
I teleported bread.
What...
You told me to.
HOW. MUCH..?
I did nothing but Teleported bread for 3 days.
WHERE!? WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN SENDING IT!?
(Rumble)
1:45 WHOOOAH! OOH- HAHAHAHAA! I TELEPORTED BREAD!
1:52 Good news! Were not diying. Were gonna live forever!
Want whole video?
The saga: Bread
Top 10 most famous conversations
1:47 this is actually my favorite part of expiration date; I just love soldier having no fears or cares in a situation like this
I love soldier trying to grab the first loaf they teleport, then getting sad like a child when medic takes it away
I love soldiers face when he sees the bread :-D
Then it changes when medic takes it away
:-O
Expiration Date, but bread
Rest in peace, Soldier.
*we need to rocket jump and kill coronavirus with our shovels*
@@marksman3945 im right with you where
Why everyone is saying that he is dead
@@mrkiller3248 Rick May, the VA, passed away this year.
@@VikingArelius Nolan North was the voice actor for the expiration date.
0:19
The fact that Soldier was completely ready to pummel Scout into the desk, purely because they *can’t teleport bread any more,* is hilarious to me.
1:08 that engineer is a Nolan North!
basically Nolan North Voiced Engineer in all the scenes of Expiration date. Grant Goodeve Couldn't Voice Engineer in Expiration Date Due To schedule conflict.
@@GrasshopperGame good to know
"We are going to live forever!"
Yes you are, Soldier.
*_Forever in our hearts._*
Rest in Peace, Rick May.
1:43
I love how soldier eyes show up when something bad is happening
Rip Rick May
"This is a bucket."
*"Dear god."*
"There's more."
*"No."*
A good way to pay homage to the legendary Rick May, may he rest in peace
This was Rick May's last role as Soldier, and his final words were about living forever...damn...
My favorite parts:
0:12
0:24
0:37
0:51
1:02
1:40 (Noticed the part when soldier tries to pick up the bread medic threw from Melissa Joy)
1:46 - 1:52
2:01 (Soldiers face)
Soldier
-funny
-bread
-scared of bucket
-loves bread
-teleported bread for 3 days
-live forever
Rest In Piece Rick may
This adorably terrifying dork is strong enough to snap a killer robot in half but he's as dumb as a box of rocks. God bless you Rick May.
The vid is about soldier, yet the first and last words spoken are both from scout
Somehow this low poly animation looks really, really good and I don't know why or how it is able to keep from looking primative.
Detail
Soldier is adorable in the most bizarre way possible
he's such a himbo i love him 😖✊
0:26 - 0:30 I watched this part god knows how often and yet I still can't tell if Soldier is serious or just sarcastic
hes being serious, hes an idiot but its adorable.
The 4 dislikes are 4 of the surviving witnesses when they got the briefcase
1:02 Why Pyro is out and capturing points in the middle of the night (Look at the small screens)
Nobody: “This is a bucket”
Soldier: “DEAR GOD”
There’s more
@@peonythedemondove80 Nooo!
@@deadfurydbf9647 "It contains the dying wish of every man here"
@@peonythedemondove80 Scout, you did collect everyone's dying wish?
@@deadfurydbf9647 "Yeah"
i literally just realized soldier was right with the "we cannot teleport bread anymore" line
0:11 b r e a d
no why are you taking it away ):
I cry
There's so many things I haven't seen in Expiration date until now. Like Soldier wanting the bread after it has been teleported like it's the most valuable item in the world
"You did not read mine!"
Does it say u want the bucket?
@@WiltedMaple "Yes!"
Soldier is honestly adorable in this.
"We are going to live forever!!"
Dam i miss ya man
This implied there are other parts of exploration date. Absolute nonsense
true
1:47 I love that line of just “HAHAHA, I TELEPORTED BREAAAADDD!”
1:06
Spy and demoman are cringing
While soldier is just innocently smiling and proud of scout(or maybe smiling at how bad his date is turning out)
Jesus, how strong is Medic? He lifts Soldier who’s pretty much a just an inch shorter than him at least 6 inches off the ground!
-To be fair, I guess you have to be strong to carry the whole team every round lmao-
i mean, he carries around a lot of heavy-looking equipment (and is STILL the second-fastest class)- he has to be strong lol
@@nat-coffeebat But not stronge enough to overcome Classic heavy I guess.
0:50 "Ooh! Perfect!"
After careful consideration
I can confirm
Soldier did in fact
Teleport bread
Soldier has this childish personality, and we still love him.
RIP Rick May...
you forgot after when medic sayed 3 days to live soldier started counting in his fingers before demo came through the teleporter still being seen
this is a bucket
Dear god
@@trikholit7064 There's more
@@ShasOSwoll No
@@trikholit7064 Spy: wtf.png
Why you stealin my line
I love the fact sniper does latterly fucking nothing this entire animation
He shoots a bread tentacle or two, but doesn't say a single line or do anything super important to the plot.
nobody is talking about soldiers cute and funny laugh at the bread at 1:21
i adore the part where soldier throws scout on the table-- its so fluid and stylistic its so pretty
I love soldier honestly. The speech patterns make some part in my brain very happy.
That being said Medic *is* my favourite medicine based character across all shows and games I like so... draw your own conclusions
soldier has the cutest handwriting i swear😭
this specific soldier is my spirit animal
i gain a random thing and it’s my favorite thing now
0:10 wow you can teleport bread that is big news
Soldier: WE CANNOT TELEPORT BREAD ANYMORE
RIP rick may
The Empire in Star Wars introducing Stormtroopers: *"This is a bucket."*
Kaminoans: *"Dear god."*
The Empire: *"There's more."*
Kaminoans: *"No."*
Soldier is terrifying and insane and will snap your neck after ensuring the great majestic US of A has completely taken over your state of residence but he's so absurdly precious to my happiness you would not believe
Soldier is just about to give the Scout a beating and Heavy is in the background like “This is fine”
Why is he so loveable
I relate to him so badly
soldier is precious and I cherish him
Soldier will never not be funny RIP Rick May
You didnt include the part where medic said "3 days, yes, we only have 3 days to live!" And soldier counted on his fingers how much 3 was
While it is sad with the passing of Rick May, the soldier is voiced by Nolan North in this video.
*"I HAVE DONE NOTHING BUT TELEPORT BREAD FOR THREE DAYS!"*
So I guess from now on because he is dead, then everytime when valve wants to add new soldier taunts then they have to put Nolan North as his voice actor
@@randombladesofgrass5373**Smashes glass with the evil bread in it** *WHERE,* WHERE HAVE U BEEN SENDING IT?!
Soldier's personality is so funny. I feel like he is the character I most relate to in tf2, even tho I am an engineer main.
Soldier is the best character hands down.
Also a little thing you might find humorous: Soldier has a higher chance of spawning bread when using the teleporter
1:06 That smile makes my depression vanish.
Imagine if valve had made an event where the soldier teleport bread to different parts of the world (maps) and it would have been like man vs machine but all against colossal breads
0:11 BREEAD *NOO GIMME THE BREAD BACK*
"we're not gonna die, we are going to live forever"
R.I.P. Rick May
I love how it looks like spy loses a few braincells when soldier says no
Why does soldier love bread?
Soldier: BREAD!!
Bread
End of the line but only the parts with pyro.
“Haha, I teleported bread!”
The soldier really loves everything