The fact that the Parental Advisory sticker is changed to "Snowflake Advisory: Explicit Content" says everything you need to know about this album and its quality.
Anyone who uses the term “snowflake” unironically makes me contort my whole body. Ironically, those people are bigger “snowflakes” than those they make fun of.
I thought it was bad this album was charting on iTunes, but then I thought about the kind of people who still purchase entire albums for 12 dollars on iTunes and everything became clear
Call me old-fashioned but I like being able to have at least a file of my music that I own, as opposed to just paying for the rights to listen to it. Even if it costs me more. I don't like how everything is a subscription these days
“To everybody that’s congratulating me right now on my new Kid Rock parody video, let me clarify - that’s not me. That’s actually Kid Rock.” -“Weird Al” Yankovic, 2021
One way you can tell Weird Al wouldn’t parody Kid Rock like that: I’m pretty sure Weird Al rarely, if ever, uses profanity. Or at least he doesn’t use the same kind of strong language that someone like Kid Rock would use. I don’t think I’ve ever heard Weird Al use an F or S-word before. And I’ve seen him live a few times and met him more than once.
@@heymistercarter. I would so love to see him do a PG-rated parody of Kid Rock’s new album as a way to roast him! It would sell more copies and be streamed more than the actual Kid Rock album for sure! Also, I’m jealous that you got to meet Steve Rogers/Captain America himself, Chris Evans based on your profile pic!
She’s most likely gonna host a Conservative version of Coachella this summer at Mar-A-Lago with Matt Gatez that’ll air on Fox News, OANN, Daily Wire and Newsmax simultaneously and will feature Kid Rock along with other Conservative musicians such as Ted Nugent, Hank Williams Jr., Lee Greenwood, an Elvis impersonator or two or three or more, Jason Alden, Lil Pump and Kanye West all performing songs that are essentially their temper tantrums about how liberals are ruining America and that people like Disney and the LGBTQIA+ community are quote-on-quote “grooming children into being gay.”
"I hate to get political in a review" This album is more political than most Dead Kennedys records. You can't even touch it without getting shit politics all over you.
My question is just how can people that want to live free like kid Rock wants ig support a Party that has long lost this value and is no controlled by right wing autocrats that think Orban winning is a good thing and evangelicels that want to control everything because they feel the need to "safe" everyone but in that process activly take away peoples freedom and rights I just dont get it Glad i dont live in the US
Yeah but what an easy out right now for someone with an otherwise failing career? He's the musical Kevin Sorbo. It's so fucking easy to be popular right now in right-wing politics because you just use whatever 4 or 5 buzzwords are in at the moment and vomit them out over and over again. There's nothing to it.
for real whenever I see a not good was posted I get a little bit of dopamine flowing through my noggin cuz I know it will be a funny distraction for whatever I'm doing for 10 minutes
Yes the album sucks, but Kid Rock is still traumatised from Will Smith assaulting him on stage, which has undoubtedly affected the album's quality. Maybe we should cut him some slack.
@@beaualIoevv This comment isn't even like, an attempt at clout garnering. Chill. Let him do whatever the fuck he wants. It is the comment section. It is meant for comments relevant to the video above it.
There’s a guy in a big truck with a giant flag mounted to the back of it and some antlers on the hood somewhere that’s really upset with you right now, and he’s relying on autocorrect to help him write a really angry Twitter rant to tell you how dumb he thinks you are.
You leftist are so arrogant and elitist. You people claim to be for the working class but you all look down on them as white trash. Tell me what makes you so much better than than the guy you described in your post? Oh and no I'm not a kid rock fan btw.
Rapcore buttrock is one of those genres that deserves to remain buried in the late 90s. Other genres from that period evolved and, arguably, got better. But rapcore buttrock is still the worst of nursery-style rapping and the worst of dad rock combined in terms of actual quality.
Also this is probably a good time to remind everyone that in 2001, Kid Rock literally bragged about liking minors in a song in the Osmosis Jones soundtrack.
This is real music, not the mumble (c)rappers the kids are listening to nowadays. Im a 60 year old man from Alabama who was raised on the red white and blue,so its sad to see all these libtards like that raging against whatever band attacking our god lord and our america,, but kid rock is speaking the real truth🇺🇸🇺🇸respect!!!🔥🔥🔥now if you will excuse me, I think I just broke my back and a few other bones. this must be cancel culture’s fault… EDIT: Since someone mentioned Poe’s Law in these replies, I think I should clarify that this is a joke, and the last line is a pretty obvious indicator of that.
My favorite Kid Rock moment is when he was at the WWE Hall of Fame, looking like Dr. Phil dressing up like Kid Rock. He said "I'm so excited that I could body slam a liberal!" He got booed and started talking about togetherness shortly after
the good thing is that you would notice them for their gross appeareance and the stench from a mile away so you'd have a head start in running in the opposite direction
At the store I work at a customer happened to be a kid rock fan. It was late at night, he was the only person in the store. He held me hostage talking about this very album.
@@maxmedina5403 It's trash...but you could also see why it was popular in its day and probably the closest Kid Rock was to mainstream appeal since his "BAWTODABAW" days. It's a rip off of a great song, that's poppy enough if you don't think about can be catchy, and its not political in any real sense so it can be consumed by everyone.
When you have people make music with right wing ideologies in it, you get Kid Rock and Tom Macdonald. When you have people make music with left wing ideologies, you get JPEGMAFIA and Run the Jewels. Im noticing a pattern here.
@@benjaminramsey498 Do you think my comment was made to shit on both parties? No, both Jpegmafia and RTJ are excellent. Im praising music with left wing messages and shitting on music with right wing messages.
Kid Rock leading the creation of the "Trump Music" genre. Smart move business-wise for the same reasons as people release "Christian Music" - there's an installed base who will lap it up regardless of quality or artistic merit out of a sense of tribalism. Just a few cringe inducing bumper sticker level catch phrases and bam! Record sales.
Maaan, I'm still pissed Fantano never tore apart that new Aaron Lewis (Staind) record. For those of you who haven't heard, look up 'Am I the Only One?' It is the purest out of touch boomer pandering song I've ever heard and this review makes me wish Fantano talked about it.
I really liked the Todd in the Shadows coverage at least. At least with Todd, he always has a comedic angle to his song reviews, and it works really well with his approach to Am I The Only One. I don't think there's anything about that guy or his music that warrants/deserves a genuine analysis, so I'm perfectly happy with Fantano dodging it.
Devil Without a Cause came out while I was in high school and I remember it being a pretty good album to hotbox your car to while skipping class. Every time I’ve heard a Kid Rock song since then has been increasingly against my will.
I think it also helps all their music that played on the radio was usually the harmless, apolitical stuff about wanting to be a rockstar. Still cringy, but eh it was a pre-ironic time.
First reaction was, "Oh, he released an album?", And that really says all that needs to be said I think. Hey Kid Rock, if you want to own the libs, they have to know you exist, dude.
Exactly. I only know Kid Rock as the butt of a joke on Whose Line is it Anyway, where one of the cast members thought Kid Rock was a band and not a guy. I imagine other “libs” around my age probably only know him for his recent controversy, which is the only way he knows how to get attention. It’s pathetic.
@@TravisHouze They've been posting the same attack helicopter meme for like seven years to dunk on transgender people, and still seem to think it's a real knee-slapper, so I'd wager that the answer is no
@@KattReen well the level of authoritarianism and grooming coming out the trans "activists" combined with their protected status keeps those kind of jokes relevent and one of the few you can make at their expense on social media with out getting banned and censored
Kid Rock grew up in a 5,628 square foot house. It recently sold for over $600,000. He has absolutely nothing on common with his fanbase and simply benefits from stumbling into a niche genre that speaks to the same people who flock to social media echochambers like Parler and Rumble after getting dunked on one too many times.
Have yall seen the Tucker Carlson interview he did with Kid Rock? Carlson said that Rock is "uncancellable." When in reality, he is never gonna be cancel cuz no one cares about what he has to say.
It's so sad that Kid Rock desperately wants to get "cancelled" but no one really cares. He isn't even saying controversial stuff, he's just spouting typical Facebook brewed conservative talking points. Kid Rock believes he's triggering libs but it's all in his head. He isn't triggering anyone and looking like the biggest snowflakes in the country.. just whining and complaining about the dumbest things. But get that money, Mr. Rock.. MAGA is gonna eat up this boring crap. Kinda ironic that he's being all bootlicking pro establishment while cosplaying being a "rebel."
You cannot tell me this isn’t parody with a song called ‘Alafuckingbama’ hahahahahaha I’m crying. Right wing ‘art’ is kindergarten level content and I love it
"Damn, Kid Rock looks so cool sitting in that chair dressed lavishly while smoking a badass fat cigar and confidently looking down at the camera through his also very badass shades." - no one ever
if it was a Taylor Swift album, it would have been a career ender, but considering it's a Kid Rock album, it's just a Kid Rock's 12th full length album
It's actually worse... At a NASCAR event (Because of fucking course), a driver who had just won a race named Brandon was being interviewed and people nearby were chanting Fuck Joe Biden. The interviewer lady said "You can hear them chanting 'Let's Go Brandon'." And it became their rallying cry because... I dunno.
Gotta love how kid rock makes a song called don’t tell me how to live yet gets mad at others for just simply living their lives but not how he wants them too.. oh and still drinks bud lite.
The only way to get at Kid Rock is to mock him. Pointing out he's a stupid hypocrite does nothing since people of his political persuasion are completely detached from reality. It's usually kinda sad but Kid Rock has been a racist dumbass since at least the early 2000s
When I was in Fallujah I was volunteered to go to the Baghdad Airport to see Kid Rock because I listened to "rock" music... FYI punk music is not rock music... I spent 3 hours on the other side of the airport eating cold apples under a tree because, I would rather have been clearing IEDs than watch a Kid Rock concert.
these types of people with their "oh am i TRIGGERING you" are so pathetic. its like the annoying kid at school who doesn't stop bothering people just for attention
Kid Rock is a revolutionary. He has created a new genre that GOP can use without fear of getting a cease and desist. He is the white surpremacist idea of hip hop in the same way as Trump is the poor man’s idea of a rich man and Putin the weak man’s idea of a strong man.
Mr Fantano I have a suggestion -- Instead of making reviews for huge artists who no one in your fanbase enjoys, and roasting them and their lack of artistic for 10 minutes (even though I enjoy it sometimes) You should do one video for the month and just do a rapid fire "it sucks" like YUNOREVIEW and just fly through them. Idk I feel like your time would be better spent on introducing new and underappreciated artists into your audience (which you've been doing for years now) rather than stuff like this Always a fan
The warning on the front is actually for him. He will be offended if you disagree with him or are not offended by him or even just react with indifference to him, like most boomers. Anyone who uses the term snowflake is always as fragile and white as snow themselves.
Every Country singer was to say, "take us back to when country wasn't pop", the proceeds to listen To Dolly Fucking Parton. Nothing wrong but she's absolutely pop country and what started the genre change in general.
Dolly Parton was/is country pop music. thing is she has integrity and is an amazing songwriter and performer. Current day Nashville GQ experiments don't have that and that's why country music sucks so hard (don't get me stated on the outlaw/alt stuff 🤮)
The fact that the Parental Advisory sticker is changed to "Snowflake Advisory: Explicit Content" says everything you need to know about this album and its quality.
Once I saw that shit, I was like... yeah, Kid Rock is gonna spit more platitudes and talking points.
Oof, I'm getting astronomical levels of secondhand embarrassment from this.
kringe
Yeahhhhhhhhhh fuck Fauci!
At least Kid Rock let’s you smell the cringe immediately
Anyone who uses the term “snowflake” unironically makes me contort my whole body. Ironically, those people are bigger “snowflakes” than those they make fun of.
Kid Rock really lives up to his title of having the mind of both a child AND a rock.
Damn, all this time I thought it was cause he was into rock music and... uh, kids
never thought of the "rock" in kid rock that way, it's all so clear now
😂😂😂
this feels like a kindergarten insult
@magazinethreethreethreethreethreethree both bad
Im glad that America has artists like Kid Rock for cringe diversity.
he's the grandfather of cringe. he comes out every once and while to show the kids how it's done
No
@@THX-bz8bi yes
You wouldn't say that to Mr. Bawitdaba-da bang-da-dang-diggy-diggy-diggy's face
@@jerrysandusky2968 yes
Kid rock makes music for people who think “Cry harder” is a valid argument
"Cry about it" is a great argument in almost any situation.
It's actually great in several contexts. Arguments against transphobes for example.
edit: I cannot type
“cope”
Or "U Triggered, Snowflake?"
You've heard of "mansplain, manipulate, malewife" now get ready for "cringe, cry harder, cope"
I thought it was bad this album was charting on iTunes, but then I thought about the kind of people who still purchase entire albums for 12 dollars on iTunes and everything became clear
I had someone get mad at me on Twitter for saying nobody uses ITunes anymore and telling them to just get streaming instead
I thought they had freedom phones
Don't knock it till you try it! I had times I was glad I did because spotify dropped an artist I saved in my playlists.
Call me old-fashioned but I like being able to have at least a file of my music that I own, as opposed to just paying for the rights to listen to it. Even if it costs me more. I don't like how everything is a subscription these days
@@traingirl3234 I agree, but have no money. Yarrr!!
“To everybody that’s congratulating me right now on my new Kid Rock parody video, let me clarify - that’s not me. That’s actually Kid Rock.”
-“Weird Al” Yankovic, 2021
One way you can tell Weird Al wouldn’t parody Kid Rock like that: I’m pretty sure Weird Al rarely, if ever, uses profanity. Or at least he doesn’t use the same kind of strong language that someone like Kid Rock would use. I don’t think I’ve ever heard Weird Al use an F or S-word before. And I’ve seen him live a few times and met him more than once.
@@heymistercarter. I would so love to see him do a PG-rated parody of Kid Rock’s new album as a way to roast him! It would sell more copies and be streamed more than the actual Kid Rock album for sure!
Also, I’m jealous that you got to meet Steve Rogers/Captain America himself, Chris Evans based on your profile pic!
@@heymistercarter. Al is pretty hard-core religious. He can still handle edgier comedy but he himself doesn't swear.
Unlike kid rock, Al is legitimately a badass
@@rossorange2592 damn straight!
Really wish Will Smith slapped Kid Rock instead
Slapped the wrong Rock 🗿
@@julianluna8688 ha 😆 totally dude
He doesn't have the courage too. But then again he wouldn't feel it anyway. It was a lame slap. lol
Ha ha ha ha
@@prefferedcustomer Kid Rock could be knocked out by a teletubby sneezing.
Imagining the absolute hell of Marjorie Taylor Greene blasting this shit at a rally in the near future
She’s most likely gonna host a Conservative version of Coachella this summer at Mar-A-Lago with Matt Gatez that’ll air on Fox News, OANN, Daily Wire and Newsmax simultaneously and will feature Kid Rock along with other Conservative musicians such as Ted Nugent, Hank Williams Jr., Lee Greenwood, an Elvis impersonator or two or three or more, Jason Alden, Lil Pump and Kanye West all performing songs that are essentially their temper tantrums about how liberals are ruining America and that people like Disney and the LGBTQIA+ community are quote-on-quote “grooming children into being gay.”
A rally? Nah, she'll blast this on the house floor
@@carter_lovejoy Don't forget the MyPillow guy
@@carter_lovejoy And the take a knee my ass dude.
@@carter_lovejoy Trapt and sadly maybe even John Lydon and P.I.L might be on there as well!!!
"I hate to get political in a review"
This album is more political than most Dead Kennedys records. You can't even touch it without getting shit politics all over you.
Watch me social distance my ass away from this mutagenic political idiocy, I don't need more dumb takes in my life, I already got boomer parents
Speaking of Dead Kennedy's, I should go back and watch Jello's takedown of Kid Rock that he did years ago. You just can't get rid of these assholes.
My question is just how can people that want to live free like kid Rock wants ig support a Party that has long lost this value and is no controlled by right wing autocrats that think Orban winning is a good thing and evangelicels that want to control everything because they feel the need to "safe" everyone but in that process activly take away peoples freedom and rights
I just dont get it
Glad i dont live in the US
Yeah but what an easy out right now for someone with an otherwise failing career? He's the musical Kevin Sorbo. It's so fucking easy to be popular right now in right-wing politics because you just use whatever 4 or 5 buzzwords are in at the moment and vomit them out over and over again. There's nothing to it.
@@EricLeafericson no way Jello actually did a Kid Rock takedown. I have got to fucking see this.
I love watching album reviews for albums I will absolutely never listen to because the way melon describes them are so fucking hilarious
😂😂😂😂
for real whenever I see a not good was posted I get a little bit of dopamine flowing through my noggin cuz I know it will be a funny distraction for whatever I'm doing for 10 minutes
Re fucking tweet
Same here 😂😂😂
Melons' humour is underrated fr
How nice of Kid Rock to put his own review for the album in the first half of the title
Amazing
Not Good Reputation
this album is like facebook incarnate
Yes the album sucks, but Kid Rock is still traumatised from Will Smith assaulting him on stage, which has undoubtedly affected the album's quality. Maybe we should cut him some slack.
no you’re thinking of Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson
no youre thinking of Bob Rock
wasn’t it Chris Pratt?
@@krd5709 Nah, it was Crisp Rat.
“Keep that mic away from your fucking mouth!!”
“Dude I was recording a Kid Rock album”
“Keep that mic away from YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!!”
“Ok. I will!”
Just because Kid Rock was slapped by Will Smith on grammy doesn't mean you have to diss him like that. Subscribed.
Can Will slap him again please
ski buddy to alert
Woahhhmygawd it is skibidy dibdity dop dop toilet man
Skibidi
@@typicalorangedude7551imma touch you
Wouldn’t have guessed the new Kid Rock album wouldn’t be good, what a twist.
your
channel
died
stop commenting on every video for relevancy
@@beaualIoevv This comment isn't even like, an attempt at clout garnering. Chill. Let him do whatever the fuck he wants. It is the comment section. It is meant for comments relevant to the video above it.
There’s a guy in a big truck with a giant flag mounted to the back of it and some antlers on the hood somewhere that’s really upset with you right now, and he’s relying on autocorrect to help him write a really angry Twitter rant to tell you how dumb he thinks you are.
You leftist are so arrogant and elitist. You people claim to be for the working class but you all look down on them as white trash. Tell me what makes you so much better than than the guy you described in your post? Oh and no I'm not a kid rock fan btw.
That flag is almost certainly confederate
Absolutely nothing wrong with the confederate flag. I have 1 proudly flying....the south will rise again
@@BT-sf5db we found him bois
Take note, MGK. This is your future. If you want to continue switching genres because you aren’t accepted anywhere, this is where you will end up.
Underrated comment 😂
And also being on Love and Hip Hop alongside Lil Pump
He can’t rap or sing but he wants to do both.
@@carter_lovejoy Cole said it best 🙏
@@Troublelift damn straight
The icing on the cake is that you know he looked at that advisory sticker and said "this'll get em"
Kid Rock is like if Tom Macdonald became mainstream.
Lol spot on 😆
Bad news: Since Tom had a few hits on Billboard 100 already...he is already mainstream.
Gott bewahre.
@@Jack75188 Tom MacDonald is not mainstream lmao
Tom MacDonald at least has some good songs, and can make some valid points. Kid Rock is just a clown.
This the type of hip hop music that Ben Shapiro calls "real music" 💀
Ben shapiro is a pretty talented violin player, I'm not sure he listens to kid rock
Devil Without A Cause is a certified hood classic
As a proud Michigander I’m filing a cease and desist letter to the melon requesting to stop mentioning kid rock is from Michigan
Rapcore buttrock is one of those genres that deserves to remain buried in the late 90s. Other genres from that period evolved and, arguably, got better. But rapcore buttrock is still the worst of nursery-style rapping and the worst of dad rock combined in terms of actual quality.
Rapcore buttock??? I'm gonna have to Google that
I hate myself for having a name to attach to this type of music now. I'll never be able to unlearn it
There is nothing "rapcore" about this. Kid Rock was never a hardcore punk musician lmao
no no
the sonic adventure soundtracks are good
@@minimum_sage Sonic branded buttrock is standalone and perfectly acceptable
This album is gonna get a lot of traffic from those boomer dads that post angry rants in their cars.
Sunglasses profile picture energy
NASCAR dads
This is an album for the "Can I get $5 on the diesel?" crowd
NO FUCKING WAY! Kid Rock really made a bad album? I, for one, could’ve never seen this coming.
Also this is probably a good time to remind everyone that in 2001, Kid Rock literally bragged about liking minors in a song in the Osmosis Jones soundtrack.
the fact that an animated version of himself actually performs this song in the kids movie Osmosis Jones is even more wild.
Holy cow, never realised that happened. Ted Nugent has that abominable Jailbait song, but that's not in a children's cartoon lol.
Just wait till you hear about a band called Motorhead.
Let's not forget Rick James...she's only 17 smh
@@an0m1c7 what?
This is real music, not the mumble (c)rappers the kids are listening to nowadays. Im a 60 year old man from Alabama who was raised on the red white and blue,so its sad to see all these libtards like that raging against whatever band attacking our god lord and our america,, but kid rock is speaking the real truth🇺🇸🇺🇸respect!!!🔥🔥🔥now if you will excuse me, I think I just broke my back and a few other bones. this must be cancel culture’s fault…
EDIT: Since someone mentioned Poe’s Law in these replies, I think I should clarify that this is a joke, and the last line is a pretty obvious indicator of that.
Poe's Law applies here.
It’s funny af that some tom McDonald fans literally say this unironicly about his music
HELL YEA BORTHER!!!
100% PURE UNCUT ROCK
r/hiphopcirclekerk
My favorite Kid Rock moment is when he was at the WWE Hall of Fame, looking like Dr. Phil dressing up like Kid Rock. He said "I'm so excited that I could body slam a liberal!" He got booed and started talking about togetherness shortly after
@Dandyman (Splatoon 2 Hundered) Yeah lol. It was super hard to watch and listen to
I loved when he got booed Lol the only reason people know who kid rock is was because the undertaker used his song
As a snowflake, I appreciate the heads up. Thank you Mr. Rock
I live in constant existential fear that one day, at some point, I will come across a Kid Rock fan.
the good thing is that you would notice them for their gross appeareance and the stench from a mile away so you'd have a head start in running in the opposite direction
At the store I work at a customer happened to be a kid rock fan. It was late at night, he was the only person in the store. He held me hostage talking about this very album.
I live in constant existential fear that one day Kid Rock will do a collab with T*m M*cdonald 🤢🤢🤢
What kid rock did to Sweet Home Alabama and Werewolves of London on “All Summer Long” should be prosecuted to the furthest extent of the law.
Lol
Pat Finnerty has a whole 30 minute video on why that song is trash
Agreed!
@@maxmedina5403 It's trash...but you could also see why it was popular in its day and probably the closest Kid Rock was to mainstream appeal since his "BAWTODABAW" days. It's a rip off of a great song, that's poppy enough if you don't think about can be catchy, and its not political in any real sense so it can be consumed by everyone.
Warren Zevon’s worst songs look like The Illiad compared to Kid Rock’s best works.
This is not yung lean
This ain’t nigo either
not vince staples either
The album cover is literally Old Man Yells At Cloud
Almost
Best comment 🥇
Monster Truck: “I got respect for everyone around me, and I expect the same for me~”
Kid Rock: **stamps foot** “NO!”
When you have people make music with right wing ideologies in it, you get Kid Rock and Tom Macdonald. When you have people make music with left wing ideologies, you get JPEGMAFIA and Run the Jewels. Im noticing a pattern here.
@@benjaminramsey498 Do you think my comment was made to shit on both parties? No, both Jpegmafia and RTJ are excellent. Im praising music with left wing messages and shitting on music with right wing messages.
You’re right, but we also get Macklemore. Still, left wing ideology music is way less likely to have this issue
@Liquidarity Yes but music with left wing messages is usually good. Tell me 1 good album which has right wing messages front to back
@@bigjuice2623 Basically, not all left wing music is great, but all right wing music is garbage lmfao
@Liquidarity being Christian isn't inherently right wing, at all
His role in Joe Dirt is now his actual personality
Yeah, No Shit! 😬😬😬
I remember convincing one of my buddies gfs that kid rock wasn't acting when he reads brandy's note and actually couldn't read.
@@dinguloid 😂
That is so true
Kid Rock leading the creation of the "Trump Music" genre. Smart move business-wise for the same reasons as people release "Christian Music" - there's an installed base who will lap it up regardless of quality or artistic merit out of a sense of tribalism. Just a few cringe inducing bumper sticker level catch phrases and bam! Record sales.
You're 100% correct.
See also: Ariel Pink
Kid Rock is like if a pair of truck nuts were Pinocchio'd into a human being.
Maaan, I'm still pissed Fantano never tore apart that new Aaron Lewis (Staind) record. For those of you who haven't heard, look up 'Am I the Only One?' It is the purest out of touch boomer pandering song I've ever heard and this review makes me wish Fantano talked about it.
Can't tell what's worse; the song itself, or the glowing praise it got from the MAGA crowd in the comments.
🎶Screamin what the fuck at mah tee vee🎶 ugh such an emotional songwriting powerhouse ❤️
I really liked the Todd in the Shadows coverage at least. At least with Todd, he always has a comedic angle to his song reviews, and it works really well with his approach to Am I The Only One.
I don't think there's anything about that guy or his music that warrants/deserves a genuine analysis, so I'm perfectly happy with Fantano dodging it.
Cringing at this man's lamentation of confederate statues being taken down
mf dissed springsteen in that song like man that's literally Your Boss
I think Kid Rock is pretty in touch with current events and cultural attitudes for someone who is 79 years old
He should’ve been left in 90s
Can't wait to hear the certified welders blasting this in their lifted F250 while cutting me off, and acting like I'm the dick head.
Blasting right-wing talk shows when the foreman said specifically no radios on the jobsite
I wanna see Kid Rock and Tom Macdonald collab just to see Melons reaction.
Name a more iconic duo
That sounds anemic
*left wing destroyed*
Love how he also said "fuck mainstream media" when he is, indeed, mainstream media.
Mainstream media is a colloquial term for Establishment news media.
I used to unironically love kid rock when I was in elementary school through middle school. I was a really dumb kid.
Don't worry, we all did :-)
I think everyone went through a point in their life where they liked something that they now acknowledge as bad/cringy. Don't feel too bad about it
Devil Without a Cause came out while I was in high school and I remember it being a pretty good album to hotbox your car to while skipping class. Every time I’ve heard a Kid Rock song since then has been increasingly against my will.
I think it also helps all their music that played on the radio was usually the harmless, apolitical stuff about wanting to be a rockstar. Still cringy, but eh it was a pre-ironic time.
Maybe he was just more fun to listen to back then, no biggie.
First reaction was, "Oh, he released an album?", And that really says all that needs to be said I think. Hey Kid Rock, if you want to own the libs, they have to know you exist, dude.
Exactly. I only know Kid Rock as the butt of a joke on Whose Line is it Anyway, where one of the cast members thought Kid Rock was a band and not a guy. I imagine other “libs” around my age probably only know him for his recent controversy, which is the only way he knows how to get attention. It’s pathetic.
0:06 I definitely believe it.
least you already have a worst of the year contender
That part where Kid Rock sings "I think I just shit my pants" towards the end of "Fifty" had me dying in laughter!!
Yeah, he'd just shit his pants for about 72 minutes by the time you hit that line.
I’m legitimately impressed Kid Rock made 18 tracks pertaining to the same narrative. I definitely would have stalled at about 3.
It truly is dedication
I really wonder if the conservative music makers realize that by track 5 of the same topic gets very boring
@@TravisHouze They've been posting the same attack helicopter meme for like seven years to dunk on transgender people, and still seem to think it's a real knee-slapper, so I'd wager that the answer is no
@@KattReen well the level of authoritarianism and grooming coming out the trans "activists" combined with their protected status keeps those kind of jokes relevent and one of the few you can make at their expense on social media with out getting banned and censored
@@awakeandwatching953 not really, if you’re still making attack helicopter jokes. You probably haven’t evolved since the 7th grade
Kid Rock grew up in a 5,628 square foot house. It recently sold for over $600,000. He has absolutely nothing on common with his fanbase and simply benefits from stumbling into a niche genre that speaks to the same people who flock to social media echochambers like Parler and Rumble after getting dunked on one too many times.
Also, he's from wisconsin, a MIDWEST state.
You are both wrong. You should look up his history before commenting
@@nolahumphrey7191 okay “humphrey”
@@nolahumphrey7191 I did. He's not from Wisconsin, nor is he from Detroit. He's from Romeo, Michigan. He grew up rich. Nothing much else to it.
@@youcanthandlethetruth8873 Regardless he still spits truth in the face of the leftist parasites and corrupt establishment.
Tom McDonald: I'm the most hated political rapper in the world right now.
Kid Rock: Hold my beer and Cowboy Hat.
Tom McDonald is a political rapper the same way that an apartment is a mansion.
Cowboy hat. Lol.
I have not heard one song from Tom, but is he white? 100lbs over weight and his flow makes you wish it was Vanilla Ice
Have yall seen the Tucker Carlson interview he did with Kid Rock? Carlson said that Rock is "uncancellable." When in reality, he is never gonna be cancel cuz no one cares about what he has to say.
"Young ladies, young ladies, I like 'em underage see
Some say that's statutory (But I say it's mandatory)" - Kid Rock 🤮
This guy just couldn’t let Tom MacDonald steal his throne of cringe.
Didn't think Kid Rock would hit Tom Mcdonald levels of low, but here we are.
Tom McDonald came slithering out of Kid Rock's gaper. Kid Rock has always been Tom McDonald Sr.
Time to a Kid Rock album tier list, but just make it D and F tiers.
C O W B O Y B A B Y
Dear God no
Yes please
It's so sad that Kid Rock desperately wants to get "cancelled" but no one really cares. He isn't even saying controversial stuff, he's just spouting typical Facebook brewed conservative talking points. Kid Rock believes he's triggering libs but it's all in his head. He isn't triggering anyone and looking like the biggest snowflakes in the country.. just whining and complaining about the dumbest things. But get that money, Mr. Rock.. MAGA is gonna eat up this boring crap. Kinda ironic that he's being all bootlicking pro establishment while cosplaying being a "rebel."
You cannot tell me this isn’t parody with a song called ‘Alafuckingbama’ hahahahahaha I’m crying. Right wing ‘art’ is kindergarten level content and I love it
Cover song
Wait... Kid Rock has 12 FULL LENGTH ALBUMS????
Crazy how he was able to stretch his grift for that long.
@@Falxifer95 Pandering to old white folks gets the job done.
Once he found out that he could just rip off music note for note
"Not as much 808s & Heartbreak as much as it is Motel 8s & Heartbreak" no... Melon please don't give the hick hoppers any good ideas
Hick hoppers?? Haha
No Tom Macdonald features, no mgk hooks, no disturbed beats, no staind production. 1/10
"Damn, Kid Rock looks so cool sitting in that chair dressed lavishly while smoking a badass fat cigar and confidently looking down at the camera through his also very badass shades." - no one ever
If acid reflux had human form.
holy shit
“Old guy corny shit” is prob the best quote and most accurate thing from this video
"motel 8s and heartbreak" haha good one anthony!
i am outside your home
If it was a Taylor Swift album, it would have gotten a 4
if it was a Taylor Swift album, it would have been a career ender, but considering it's a Kid Rock album, it's just a Kid Rock's 12th full length album
how is taylor getting caught up in this 💀
Haha melon funny haha
@@angeldust914 album title is the same as Taylor's "Bad Reputation", which theneedledrop rated as a 4/10.
This whole album could be described as that Wojak with a Smug Mask on while having a Burning Veiny Red face that's crying beneath it.
It's fine that you enjoyed the album, but chugging the beer in the mullet wig at the end was a bit much Anthony
You should've just given this album the same treatment as that Limp Bizkit album lolol
I don't think that's a good idea. This album seems designed to cause stomach upsets.
The Limp Bizkit album was at least enjoyable
@@yenkocamaro6965 The Limp Bizkit album knows what it is.
Motel 8's and Heartbreak
I didn't know he even had an album out so this really did come as a shock, like you mentioned
My friend met Kid Rock at a lake in Canada where he has a cottage and didnt know who he was, didnt get why the man was offended to not be recognized
Oh god, which lake?? My folks have a cottage on Lake Couchiching (near Simcoe), it would be wild if his was nearby lmao
@@junotmintz7404 ill have to ask but i think in the kawarthas
@@junotmintz7404 oh shit! I grew up going to Simcoe and Couchiching. great memories!
Anthony, I understand you didn’t like the album but chanting ‘Mid Rock’ for almost 9 minutes really isn’t a review!
One of the tracks is literally titled "Ala-Fuckin'-Bama"
so there's an old man who comes into my work wearing a Hoodie of Trump saying "Let's Go Brandon!" Is this where it comes from? Oh god...
It's actually worse...
At a NASCAR event (Because of fucking course), a driver who had just won a race named Brandon was being interviewed and people nearby were chanting Fuck Joe Biden. The interviewer lady said "You can hear them chanting 'Let's Go Brandon'." And it became their rallying cry because... I dunno.
I wish they would just say Fuck Joe Biden, I would respect them more
How are you gonna give Kid Rock a "not good" after getting slapped by Will Smith? Now is not the time. He's been going through a lot.
I'd rather listen to Fran Drescher suck helium and read excerpts from Twilight for nine hours than listen to one fucking second of Kid Rock.
Gotta love how kid rock makes a song called don’t tell me how to live yet gets mad at others for just simply living their lives but not how he wants them too.. oh and still drinks bud lite.
The only way to get at Kid Rock is to mock him. Pointing out he's a stupid hypocrite does nothing since people of his political persuasion are completely detached from reality. It's usually kinda sad but Kid Rock has been a racist dumbass since at least the early 2000s
When I was in Fallujah I was volunteered to go to the Baghdad Airport to see Kid Rock because I listened to "rock" music... FYI punk music is not rock music... I spent 3 hours on the other side of the airport eating cold apples under a tree because, I would rather have been clearing IEDs than watch a Kid Rock concert.
Kid rock is my idol. How dare you smear his good name fantano. Subscribed.
I was surprised by the conservative take and your support by wearing red for this video Anthony.
Raise your hand if you didn’t know Kid Rock had an album out.
I want that Death vinyl behind the melon
need a Tom MacDonald and Kid Rock collab ASAP !!!
That is a nightmare
There’s not enough butter in the world to go with all that corniness
Back to back to save bullets
these types of people with their "oh am i TRIGGERING you" are so pathetic. its like the annoying kid at school who doesn't stop bothering people just for attention
If you only had bangers, nothing would be a banger. So I have immense respect for Kid Rock for upholding some of my favorite songs as good.
Kid Rock is a revolutionary. He has created a new genre that GOP can use without fear of getting a cease and desist.
He is the white surpremacist idea of hip hop in the same way as Trump is the poor man’s idea of a rich man and Putin the weak man’s idea of a strong man.
This one 😂😂😭💯
Damn I finally found a comments section I can get behind!
Mr Fantano I have a suggestion --
Instead of making reviews for huge artists who no one in your fanbase enjoys, and roasting them and their lack of artistic for 10 minutes (even though I enjoy it sometimes)
You should do one video for the month and just do a rapid fire "it sucks" like YUNOREVIEW and just fly through them.
Idk I feel like your time would be better spent on introducing new and underappreciated artists into your audience (which you've been doing for years now) rather than stuff like this
Always a fan
I disagree, these are my favorite videos of his to watch.
wow. an actually level headed and reasonable criticism tied up with a genuine suggestion. you get a gold star for not being fucking insane
Kid A = Classic
Kid Rock = NOT GOOD
A Rock = Classic NOT GOOD
The Rock: It's about drive
i am going to put a “SNOWFLAKE ADVISORY” label on everything i release from this day forward, regardless of its contents
The warning on the front is actually for him. He will be offended if you disagree with him or are not offended by him or even just react with indifference to him, like most boomers. Anyone who uses the term snowflake is always as fragile and white as snow themselves.
I tend to use it ironically to mock the kind of people who would use it unironically lol.
"Ahh yes, the two genders" HAAA THAT HAD ME YELLING that caught me so off guard. Love it.
Kid Rock makes music for people who taste the gas before putting it in their car.
It might be called an art, that with something that tries this hard to be offensive, the most offensive thing about it is still how bad it sounds.
So you're saying the album Bad Reputation may garner a bad reputation
😳😱
I don't know if you can do a full listen through like your Corey Feldman video but that would be sick
hopefully when he becomes Adult Boulder he can make a good album
This was a very cathartic review to watch. Good job Melon, keep it up, love you
I’d like to thank Kidthony RockTano for bringing it to my attention that Kid Rock is still making music.
Every Country singer was to say, "take us back to when country wasn't pop", the proceeds to listen To Dolly Fucking Parton. Nothing wrong but she's absolutely pop country and what started the genre change in general.
Shes class though
She's still better than any country music coming out today though
Dolly Parton was/is country pop music. thing is she has integrity and is an amazing songwriter and performer. Current day Nashville GQ experiments don't have that and that's why country music sucks so hard (don't get me stated on the outlaw/alt stuff 🤮)
@@GordonSlamsay I have a "friend" that thinks doing outlaw country is going to get him big... Best of luck to him 🤣
@@Mageclick don't disagree one bit just saying matter of factly
i'm surprised you didnt mention the 'i think i just shit my pants' line from the closing track
Don’t tell me how to feel about this album Anthony