The Acolyte Episode 3: Star Wars Sputters Out

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  • Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
  • Leslye Headland's Acolyte Falls to 15% on Rotten Tomatoes

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  • @Jenner2057
    @Jenner2057 3 місяці тому +241

    I think the fact that someone looked at the "lesbian witch dancing singing and dancing" scene and said, "That looks great!" is the most baffling part.

    • @fundhund62
      @fundhund62 3 місяці тому +4

      We have had much worse in Disney Star Wars 🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @rogerborg
      @rogerborg 3 місяці тому +12

      What blows my mind is that they couldn't even choreograph or rehearse it to high school musical standards. Look at the hands at 2:00 - all the mind-melded space-commies are doing a _different_ pose.

    • @fundhund62
      @fundhund62 3 місяці тому

      @@rogerborg It's not supposed to be a dance lol. It's a space witch ritual.
      If you want to nitpick, at least try finding something that resembles a mistake 😂

    • @shinian6523
      @shinian6523 3 місяці тому +3

      @@fundhund62 For example?

    • @fundhund62
      @fundhund62 3 місяці тому +1

      @@shinian6523 Andor was pretty terrible overall. For movies, Force Awakens and Rogue One have been the worst.

  • @tableshaper4076
    @tableshaper4076 3 місяці тому +198

    The Walt speech was priceless.

    • @andrewtodaro2874
      @andrewtodaro2874 3 місяці тому +7

      Especially since he hated communism! 😂

  • @cornerofthemoon
    @cornerofthemoon 3 місяці тому +385

    Obviously the Acolyte is the world's most expensive "lesbian persecution therapy" for Leslye Headland. Disney should just have flipped the bill for a good psychologist instead.

    • @Jjrmtv
      @Jjrmtv 3 місяці тому +15

      reminds me of a writing class that I was in and someone would bring in their fiction for a reading. after 10 pages or so, the facilitator of the class would state that they need to write for an audience, not for themselves. and we would never see that writer again

    • @cynthiajohnson9412
      @cynthiajohnson9412 3 місяці тому

      And ironically before the Acolyte opened the floodgates on mockery of lesbians most people were either very respectful or just walked the other way. Now it's open season on ridiculing same-sex attracted women. Nice work Leslye - you put the caustic lye in 'les'.

    • @tsuumon
      @tsuumon 3 місяці тому +2

      More like Disney should have flipped the bird, but ol' Bob doesn't have one anymore

    • @cynthiajohnson9412
      @cynthiajohnson9412 3 місяці тому +9

      @@Jjrmtv Exactly! Art is taking the personal and translating it into the universal through a process of elevation, which is why beauty is inextricably attached to art. Self indulgence is forcing your miserable narcissism on an unwilling and uninspired audience. Or as Tolstoy so aptly wrote, 'all happy families are alike; each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way'. Which shows the path to universality (aka popularity) has to be up. Suffering is fine in art as long as it gives a path to transcendence. Which is why the victim culture can't produce art - they don't believe in transcending one's victimhood.

    • @thedualtransition6070
      @thedualtransition6070 3 місяці тому +3

      Yeah, facilitating Weinstein for years will leave some scars.

  • @kevinpotts123
    @kevinpotts123 3 місяці тому +135

    Who else had procreating lesbian space witches on their 2024 bingo card?

    • @Fleshbag453
      @Fleshbag453 3 місяці тому

      Damn, if it hadn't had "space witches" in it then it would've been on mine.

    • @rogerborg
      @rogerborg 3 місяці тому +16

      I mean, from _Disney?_ It wasn't a huge stretch.

    • @SterileNeutrino
      @SterileNeutrino 3 місяці тому +7

      Next I want Star Wars: Castle of Anthrax

    • @newspaperbin6763
      @newspaperbin6763 3 місяці тому +1

      Me 🙂👋

  • @jamessimon3433
    @jamessimon3433 3 місяці тому +333

    "Casual Bigots" 😂 been looking for a name for my band

  • @thethrashyone
    @thethrashyone 3 місяці тому +29

    Not even two minutes in and my sides are in orbit from "Milky Way muff-divers". Goddamn, this is such an underrated channel.

  • @Shiirow
    @Shiirow 3 місяці тому +56

    "The Acolyte is full of so much horse shit, it could provide enough crop manure to feed several starving third world countries."

  • @jesterapp
    @jesterapp 3 місяці тому +106

    Walt was right about them. That's why they have to destroy his company.

    • @HansKlopek
      @HansKlopek 3 місяці тому +22

      Hello fellow noticer

    • @robertmiles1603
      @robertmiles1603 3 місяці тому +3

      @@HansKlopek I'M NOOOOTICING OOAAAAAAARRRGGGHHH

    • @robertmiles1603
      @robertmiles1603 3 місяці тому +5

      Moonman, Moonman, can't you see?

    • @blackieblack
      @blackieblack 3 місяці тому +4

      I've reported this post to the ADL

    • @returnofthegorgon8687
      @returnofthegorgon8687 3 місяці тому +3

      Yep.....Jesus was right about them too.

  • @ezookami4540
    @ezookami4540 3 місяці тому +45

    The entire series cost 180 million dollars. Dune 2 cost 190 million dollars. The difference in sets, costumes, music, sound effects, CGI is enormous.

    • @pritikinaa
      @pritikinaa 3 місяці тому +11

      I'd love to see their books. Where did the $180 million go? It didn't go to the mid actors, sets, costumes, VFX. How much did Leslye Hedland pay herself?

    • @jm7804
      @jm7804 3 місяці тому +1

      90 million dollars went to craft services for the fat actors

    • @toolegittoquit_001
      @toolegittoquit_001 3 місяці тому +4

      One of these movies actually had a plot and character development
      The other didn't

    • @phoenix211245
      @phoenix211245 3 місяці тому

      ​@@pritikinaaStoryboarding. Disney basically shoots everything 3-4-5 times. Realistically, this would have cost 60 mil if someday competent handled it.
      Then you have the inflated internal costs, graft, and corruption. Kennedy is definitely getting a "cut" from all the incompetent directors she puts in charge, and for that, their salaries have to include it.

    • @Xiy114
      @Xiy114 3 місяці тому +3

      Godzilla minus one cost $15 Million. Sad huh

  • @Nicksonian
    @Nicksonian 3 місяці тому +57

    Body positivity is a false term since it refers to saying large, unhealthy, obese bodies are somehow positive. While we should not shame these people, they are neither people to emulate as they are contributing mightily to reversing the perpetual upward trend in human longevity.

    • @GeraltofRivia22
      @GeraltofRivia22 3 місяці тому

      Body positivity was supposed to be for acid attack victims, burn victims, breast cancer victims etc. It got hijacked by fat women.

    • @Fleshbag453
      @Fleshbag453 3 місяці тому

      We should shame the ones who think it is a positive and encourage those seeking to shed weight and show empathy for those unable to do so on their own.

    • @jakeviolet2195
      @jakeviolet2195 3 місяці тому

      I'm not convinced that we shouldn't shame fat people anymore. Shame is one of the most effective tools in the human toolbox for applying social pressure to get people to do what is right, not only for themselves but for their children and society as a whole. The idea that people have a right to do whatever they want shame-free is a modern idea. That's not the way it was for most of human history. The only way the no-shaming creed makes sense is if we have given up on their ability to change. Shaming people for something that is beyond their control is mean and unproductive. Is that the conclusion we have reached about fat people now? They are doomed to be fat forever and there is absolutely nothing they can ever hope to do about it?

    • @tekrit3249
      @tekrit3249 3 місяці тому +8

      Why shouldn't we shame them again?

    • @patricity9355
      @patricity9355 3 місяці тому +9

      I'm super into body positivity, as long as the bodies we are being positive about aren't fat and ugly

  • @anthonygordon9483
    @anthonygordon9483 3 місяці тому +13

    As a 80s baby I remember watching star wars 100 times over because there wasnt enough content. Now we are getting more content then we bargain for and now we deeply regret it. How ironic is that. !?!?

  • @arya_jahan98
    @arya_jahan98 3 місяці тому +50

    How do these actors take their jobs seriously? Doesn't any actor stop to read the script and then think: wtf is this cesspool?

    • @g00nther
      @g00nther 3 місяці тому +14

      loads of money. enough to buy copious amounts of alcohol to overcome the cringing embarassment

    • @giga_chad9
      @giga_chad9 3 місяці тому +5

      It’s also how these animals genuinely think. Why do you think that when these people make villains or hero’s, they always end up making the villain more of the hero than the actual hero herself

    • @JoeOvercoat
      @JoeOvercoat 3 місяці тому +8

      to be fair, the only actor in the show can’t read English …is my understanding. the rest of them appear to be friends/family/crushes.

    • @eddychoi230
      @eddychoi230 3 місяці тому +4

      The real actor in the bunch, learned a new language and acted his butt off to the best of his ability. We just want authenticity

    • @Fuzzycat16
      @Fuzzycat16 3 місяці тому

      Money. I would do it for the money, idc.

  • @spinlok3943
    @spinlok3943 3 місяці тому +50

    The lesbian space witches turned me into a newt! ..... I got better.

    • @JoeOvercoat
      @JoeOvercoat 3 місяці тому +6

      Every time i hear “…power of mahnnny” my brain offers up, “Three sire! Three!”

    • @alexinfinite7142
      @alexinfinite7142 3 місяці тому

      ​@@JoeOvercoat😂😂😂

    • @basedelon
      @basedelon 3 місяці тому

      And what do we do with witches?

  • @FatNorthernBigot
    @FatNorthernBigot 3 місяці тому +23

    I checked out of Disney "Star Wars" a few years ago. Oddly enough, the idea Lesbian Space Witches hasn't drawn me back. 🤣

  • @adamspencer5142
    @adamspencer5142 3 місяці тому +16

    "Have a handkerchief ready." Don't worry, I always have one when I'm watching lesbians.

    • @dcmastermindfirst9418
      @dcmastermindfirst9418 3 місяці тому +3

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      You win the internet today!

    • @JoakimOtamaa
      @JoakimOtamaa 3 місяці тому +1

      This is where the fun begins!

  • @damagecontrol1049
    @damagecontrol1049 3 місяці тому +22

    The background music from the psyche ward of One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.... classic touch

  • @JoeOvercoat
    @JoeOvercoat 3 місяці тому +18

    I can’t get past that the children playing the twins are not identical twins, but the adult versions are identical twins (played by the same person, even).

    • @Madeoftea
      @Madeoftea 3 місяці тому

      It’s the single laziest thing and emersion breaking beyond anything I’ve seen before. It’s jarring, every single scene they share

    • @Kalle72
      @Kalle72 3 місяці тому +2

      Now listen. They only had 180.000.000 dollars to make the show! It would be impossible to find identical twins or use visual effects to create that illusion on such a measly budget.

  • @RyuShinkuuHadoken
    @RyuShinkuuHadoken 3 місяці тому +19

    Walt was so ahead of his time that he left that video decades before his passing 😢.

  • @MrClockw3rk
    @MrClockw3rk 3 місяці тому +44

    Remember, they make money from views, not ratings.

    • @alexinfinite7142
      @alexinfinite7142 3 місяці тому

      Are the views down? I know I canceled my Disney plus

    • @jm7804
      @jm7804 3 місяці тому +3

      Actually, that's not entirely true. They need new subscribers and existing subscribers to continue. Subscription numbers are down by 4 million since this time last year. Franchise fans are finally waking up and cancelling. Hitting them in the pocket book is the only recourse you have. Posting comments on YT and scathing reviews on Rotten Tomatoes doesn't make a dent in the problem.

    • @MrClockw3rk
      @MrClockw3rk 3 місяці тому +2

      @@jm7804 sure they mainly care about subscribers, but they are also looking at what subscribers are watching. If the answer is that subscribers are watching more of The Acolyte than other things, regardless of the ratings, they have a pretty good case to greenlight other garbage, based on the idea that all attention is good attention

    • @Conan776
      @Conan776 3 місяці тому

      @@MrClockw3rk I don't know if building a business model around people hate-watching your content is sustainable. Imagine, when you go to cancel, a pop-up appears and says "wait! Before you go, here are some upcoming shows we know you'll revile."

    • @MrClockw3rk
      @MrClockw3rk 3 місяці тому

      @@Conan776 it depends on how it’s monetized. Look at UA-cam, and the emergence of clickbait titles and negative themes.

  • @rogerborg
    @rogerborg 3 місяці тому +21

    The frame bang on 2:00 is this episode in microcosm: the commie-space-witches are all doing a _different_ hands-raised pose. They couldn't even be bothered to choreograph, rehearse, direct, or edit their featured showpiece to the standards of a high school production of Grease.

    • @caronstout354
      @caronstout354 3 місяці тому +13

      Obviously the first-and only-takeof that scene...

    • @JoeOvercoat
      @JoeOvercoat 3 місяці тому

      “Act like you are orgasmically seeking to grab an invisible thread somewhere overhead. Got it? Good. Action!”

    • @alexinfinite7142
      @alexinfinite7142 3 місяці тому +1

      LOL I was so overwhelmed with such stupid I didn't see it. It's one of those things the more you watch the dumber it gets😂

  • @pete8492
    @pete8492 3 місяці тому +65

    Echo Chamberlain’s reviews are the best. 😂.

    • @Nyet-Zdyes
      @Nyet-Zdyes 3 місяці тому +3

      If he really is done roasting Disney Wars, there goes one of the last few things I still enjoy about it...
      Hearing it sizzle from a good roasting.

    • @thomasmuandersontheneousul4184
      @thomasmuandersontheneousul4184 3 місяці тому

      Him repeating drinkers nazism is incredibly innovative

  • @glennafcnewyalk5925
    @glennafcnewyalk5925 3 місяці тому +13

    I have watched half a dozen brilliant people covering this in YT videos. Of course this next bit is subjective, but none of them made me laugh as much as you did!❤ BRAVO! Harumph! So happy I found your channel.

  • @Ambatakum1500
    @Ambatakum1500 3 місяці тому +142

    Ohh how disney has defiled and violated starwars

    • @NoPantsBaby
      @NoPantsBaby 3 місяці тому

      Complete and canonized, Star Wars is. Not this consoomer content slop.

    • @YourOldUncleNoongah
      @YourOldUncleNoongah 3 місяці тому

      With a big old spiky cactus!

    • @Nartanek
      @Nartanek 3 місяці тому +8

      And they claim they fired Gina Carano because she was damaging the brand.

    • @Fleshbag453
      @Fleshbag453 3 місяці тому

      Disney itself has been defiled by Iger and his acolytes

    • @TorontoSaurusEx
      @TorontoSaurusEx 3 місяці тому +1

      Consider ALL the Disney Star Wokes shows as lame and gay.

  • @inplainview1
    @inplainview1 3 місяці тому +10

    That Walt intro really does show with clarity the the place that we were juxtaposed with the place that "they" are. The place they have dragged the company and IPs that were once something to enjoy and share with your kids and family. They are not attacking brands or stories they are attacking the very idea at the foundation of that which Disney represented. They do not realize in their zeal to destroy and corrupt, what they are so steadfastly set on corrupting and destroying, with glee and self-satisfaction that they are only showing the world exactly who and what they are.

    • @JoeOvercoat
      @JoeOvercoat 3 місяці тому

      Yes, but I suggest that they are broken down into two camps where one camp wants to do “IP mining” to milk the franchises for every penny they can, and the other camp wants to destroy the franchises with DEI to find vengeance for the real & perceived wrongs done to them because of their sexuality.
      p.s. Disney must be a lousy place to work right now, with all this drama.

    • @solidvault3698
      @solidvault3698 3 місяці тому

      All the while they are sending their funds to their ethnostate to cause more war and destruction. Walt and mustache man were right about them all along

    • @alexinfinite7142
      @alexinfinite7142 3 місяці тому +4

      Proving once again, there's nothing worse than a villain convinced of their own heroism

  • @Drak976
    @Drak976 3 місяці тому +28

    I already made this comment but that's not even a slur of the show to call it that. That's just an accurate descriptor of episode 3. Probably why you don't get in trouble for saying it. The ai knows.

  • @michaelreich4827
    @michaelreich4827 3 місяці тому +10

    Legit question: are the media too scared/not allowed to ask Leslye about Harvey?

    • @JoeOvercoat
      @JoeOvercoat 3 місяці тому +3

      Yah, why does she get a pass just because she denies any knowledge of any criminality? She had to know.

    • @haroldb1856
      @haroldb1856 3 місяці тому +1

      Not allowed. And scared.

    • @basedelon
      @basedelon 3 місяці тому

      The media are in on it.

  • @kurtdewittphoto
    @kurtdewittphoto 3 місяці тому +7

    Thanks Walt, for spoiling the whole episode.

  • @GaudiaCertaminisGaming
    @GaudiaCertaminisGaming 3 місяці тому +7

    The song is like a bad take on Sesame Street. 'One. Two…Er…More…'

  • @gnarwhal7562
    @gnarwhal7562 3 місяці тому +3

    Given the state of the company, something tells me Mr. Disney wouldn't want to thaw from the cryogenic chamber, even if he could

  • @MoyosoreOgunbiyi
    @MoyosoreOgunbiyi 3 місяці тому +3

    "Milky Way muff divers..."
    Gyat damn... 😅😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @Duck_NCover
    @Duck_NCover 3 місяці тому +2

    The Star Wars Christmas Special was Shakespearian theatre. We didn't realize it at the time.

  • @jaycoleman8062
    @jaycoleman8062 3 місяці тому +4

    The big difference is that Christmas special sells for $500.00. 😊😊

  • @A.I.Friends
    @A.I.Friends 3 місяці тому +1

    Such great representation. Should be a great show. When they chanted "Luke, I am your mothers." Was such a great moment!

  • @gigakuma
    @gigakuma 3 місяці тому +13

    In a galaxy not too far away 😂.

  • @JonBlackstone
    @JonBlackstone 3 місяці тому +1

    I was howling after “muff divers”. “Carpet munchers” was the killing stroke. I hit subscribe immediately!

  • @cinemint
    @cinemint 3 місяці тому +1

    when I was a small child, I used to joke that the Force was a fat, invisible Hawaiian guy who'd just pick up things if you pointed at them. all of a sudden that idea has gotten so much creepier

  • @Shiirow
    @Shiirow 3 місяці тому +3

    He could stop those he loved from dying and create life.
    Is this something I could learn?
    Not from a Jedi or a Sith, but I know a planet of Lesbian Space Witches who could probably point you in the right direction.

  • @TheGoodDr8133
    @TheGoodDr8133 3 місяці тому +7

    Down to 17% now on RT.....

  • @fredericklockard3854
    @fredericklockard3854 3 місяці тому +8

    Reminds of that episode of beavis and butthead - lesbian seagulls.

  • @xaraphyn
    @xaraphyn 3 місяці тому +3

    This is by far the best analysis of this show to date! Thank you for the video and for your service. I'm not religious but, your are doing God's work my friend.

  • @nexus_of_a_crisis
    @nexus_of_a_crisis 3 місяці тому +5

    In addition to targeting Tommen Baratheon, head lesbite also successfully pushes two Caucasian witches, to really ram home the diversity rankings, as though that's something we asked for. Yes, yes.

  • @admdavid
    @admdavid 3 місяці тому +3

    OMG! "Milky Way muff divers." Lost it! LMAO

  • @morrisstewart1528
    @morrisstewart1528 3 місяці тому +1

    "Hunting for sport." Well said good sir.

  • @cetaepsilon
    @cetaepsilon 3 місяці тому +3

    History will see Jar-jar Binks favorably.

  • @TheComicBoomer
    @TheComicBoomer 3 місяці тому +18

    The "space scissor sisters"😂😂😂

  • @Theharrizable
    @Theharrizable 3 місяці тому +3

    Your reviews are the best.

  • @cosmacgrandpa
    @cosmacgrandpa 3 місяці тому +1

    As someone who saw the original Star Wars in theaters 4 times during the summer of 1977, and has remained a fan my entire life, it pains me greatly to finally admit that Star Wars isn’t made for me any more.

    • @vlastelinprislic286
      @vlastelinprislic286 3 місяці тому

      It was, and it is. This thing is just not sw, so it doesn't matter.

  • @kiwiadventures3773
    @kiwiadventures3773 3 місяці тому +1

    Never thought I’d want JAR JAR back again.

    • @JoakimOtamaa
      @JoakimOtamaa 3 місяці тому

      He was annoying in one movie. That's even less than C-3PO who was terrible in everyone imo.

  • @donhg1606
    @donhg1606 3 місяці тому +3

    We need more commentary by Walt Disney himself....lol

  • @thiagogueiros9663
    @thiagogueiros9663 3 місяці тому

    That Wal Disney narrated introduction was... muah! chef's kiss!

  • @FearfulEntertainment
    @FearfulEntertainment 3 місяці тому +6

    Who ever did that Walt Disney AI voice needs to get a raise!

  • @glitterkitty1979
    @glitterkitty1979 3 місяці тому

    Milky Way Muff Divers - omfg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 you're brilliant

  • @m.b.boyack2228
    @m.b.boyack2228 3 місяці тому +2

    A very accurate critique.

  • @neilcook4710
    @neilcook4710 Місяць тому

    @ 3:00- You can certainly paint a picture with words, sir. I chuffed my beer.

  • @SheldonAdama17
    @SheldonAdama17 3 місяці тому +4

    Rebel Moon 2: I had the most embarrassing scene ever.
    Acolyte: Hold my green milk.

  • @octaviovaladaoferreirinhad2689
    @octaviovaladaoferreirinhad2689 3 місяці тому

    I've been watching this series with the single purpose of better enjoying the work of critics here on UA-cam and I am having a lot of fun! Great video!

  • @mudcrab3420
    @mudcrab3420 3 місяці тому +2

    So they live in a massive fortress structure built into the peak of a mountain (ie - steep) while the forest less evil twin hangs out within that contains the magic tree is clearly displayed to be on level ground.
    So... how far does less evil twin casually wander when she wants to be alone?

  • @FunkMasterJunk
    @FunkMasterJunk 3 місяці тому +3

    Lololol "Space scissor sisters!"

  • @Nabraska49
    @Nabraska49 3 місяці тому

    This is what you get when there is a rotten apple at the top of the box

  • @serijas737
    @serijas737 3 місяці тому

    Each tone-deaf new movie was another nail in the coffin.

  • @mavisbeacon6770
    @mavisbeacon6770 3 місяці тому

    I got really depressed hearing AI Walt until he said "space scissor sisters" lmao.

  • @treadlightly76
    @treadlightly76 3 місяці тому

    Disney is the perfect example of taking a shit and eating it like it’s a birthday party.

  • @Starvin-Marvin
    @Starvin-Marvin 3 місяці тому

    The power of many couldn’t save the witches in the end.

  • @Launchpad05
    @Launchpad05 3 місяці тому

    Darth Vader encountering The Energizer Bunny is also one of the worst 'Star Wars' moments ever.

  • @StarWallowingBull
    @StarWallowingBull 3 місяці тому

    Rest in peace Star Wars. I will never forget you❤🙏

  • @Scar_117
    @Scar_117 3 місяці тому

    Bruh that AI Walt voice monologue had me rolling xD "Scissor Sisters"

  • @CheapGodiva
    @CheapGodiva 3 місяці тому +1

    "Sooner or later money has to talk". That's where you're wrong.

  • @waveman0
    @waveman0 3 місяці тому

    well said mate, your analysis is always on point and cuts to the heart of the issue at hand.

  • @GeoffInfield
    @GeoffInfield 3 місяці тому

    The musical crescendo of 'the power of many" was actually pretty good, but to be fair so would playing a stirring rendition of "Always look on the bright side of life" at a funeral for a teen girl who succumbed to depression. The underlying tragedy remains tragic.

  • @mountainmantoo
    @mountainmantoo 3 місяці тому

    Maybe vampires are next. Jedi use the Force, Witches use the Thread, Vampires use the Suck. Nevermind...

  • @Natusian
    @Natusian 3 місяці тому

    Dune has the Bene Gesserit. The Acolyte has the Bene Lezzerit.

  • @bellissimo4520
    @bellissimo4520 3 місяці тому

    The AI Walt Disney voiceover is hilarious and very sad at the same time...

  • @fionnaitsradag5152
    @fionnaitsradag5152 3 місяці тому +1

    I know they're trying to make the Jedi look bad, but to me, it just looked like the Jedi were trying to save kids from a creepy gr00mer cult.

  • @TCook-d3s
    @TCook-d3s 3 місяці тому

    Well said. It’s like Disney suddenly hates everything I like. I’ve been boycotting them for several years now and see no reason to stop now.

  • @cocobeware9442
    @cocobeware9442 3 місяці тому

    The power pre-noun compels you!
    😂😂😂

  • @Ravenscroft82
    @Ravenscroft82 3 місяці тому

    I can't imagine how anyone still holds out hope for this franchise; it's been dead for years, if not decades. Awful as it is to contemplate, it's over. It ended on Endor.

  • @kevinarmstrong478
    @kevinarmstrong478 3 місяці тому

    So doesn’t Harvey Wienstien’s personal assistant know how babies are made?

  • @Raidoven
    @Raidoven 3 місяці тому

    Using AI to replicate Walt's voice to promote the acolyte is STILL less disrespectful than what the company is doing to his name. Well done

  • @Korschtal
    @Korschtal 3 місяці тому +1

    If they're an all female commune, I still want to know which men built that big fortress for them.

  • @SterileNeutrino
    @SterileNeutrino 3 місяці тому

    It is time to rewatch Disney's "The Black Hole" (1979) which comes with a different message: "don't be a narcissistic prick or you will go to hell"

  • @TheVagolfer
    @TheVagolfer 3 місяці тому +2

    Walt would not have spoken about this...He would have had a smoke , then put a gun in his mouth.

  • @alanmitchell1132
    @alanmitchell1132 3 місяці тому

    Space scissor sisters. 😂😂😂 nearly spat my tea all over my phone.

  • @westower7898
    @westower7898 3 місяці тому

    Oh that Walt AI voice over is a fantastic bit of satire.

  • @pqsnet
    @pqsnet 3 місяці тому

    Its at 16% now.
    Thats the power of Maaaaaaaniiiii 😂

  • @simozonelayer
    @simozonelayer 3 місяці тому

    This is the way. To kill this thing you have to ignore the thing

  • @mostevil1082
    @mostevil1082 3 місяці тому

    Ah the passive aggressive LOL. A clear indicator of someone with something important and intelligent to say.

  • @TheJeroenbrouwer
    @TheJeroenbrouwer 3 місяці тому +1

    16%
    The power of manyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

  • @jamesbryant8133
    @jamesbryant8133 3 місяці тому +1

    Milkyway muff divers.....😮
    I died 😂😂😂😂😂😂😅

  • @drosophilamelanogaster3957
    @drosophilamelanogaster3957 3 місяці тому

    McNugget Jedi looks very intimidating.

  • @a.nonymouse
    @a.nonymouse 3 місяці тому

    The part where the space lesbian throws a fireball at the other space lesbian was HILARIOUS... Can't believe Leslye Headland is ripping off STREET FIGHTER 2 of all things. Can't wait for the "hadouken" memes with the SF2 sound effects.

  • @archangelum
    @archangelum 3 місяці тому

    I wonder is there is a branch in a multi-verse timeline where Disney Star Wars is well written and beloved? Kingpin gimme that verse!

  • @christiangerlach2747
    @christiangerlach2747 3 місяці тому

    Space scissor sissters in Disney's voice is pure goal 🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣

  • @mnirwin5112
    @mnirwin5112 3 місяці тому +1

    0:13 I can well believe it. I've never actually sat through the holiday special, and I don't plan to, but I'd rather sit through it on a 24-hour permanent loop than sit through a full episode of this.
    That scene about "The power of one, the power of two, the power of many" was hilariously awful. Somebody else labelled it as equivalent to a C-level horror movie, which pretty much sums it up.

  • @19ars92
    @19ars92 3 місяці тому

    Tony Gilroy (Andor’s director)
    Said he never starts a project with ideology or agendas in mind.
    That’s why his show it’s the only one of Disney with actual quality in writing.

  • @krishall2086
    @krishall2086 3 місяці тому

    'Star Wars' was the first film of a brilliant trilogy of films that I loved as a kid, which bred a strong nostalgia in me. Apparently that Greek word translates to something like 'longing for a time when we felt at home' - whatever 'at home' means to you. I didn't enjoy the prequels much, I thought there was a great story in there that was badly told - sorry George - but my son did and maybe that was his 'Star Wars', and I feel blessed to have had that as another thing to bond with him over - thanks George. That's George Lucas Star Wars, and it still exists - and I can watch it any time I want - whatever these mean spirited people do with their branding iron now, so there's really nothing to let go off. It's fine, they can revel in their own shit as much as they like.

  • @VogtTD
    @VogtTD 3 місяці тому

    That's only the millionth time I've seen that title in a video since Disney bought Star Wars. In another ten years there will still be grifters claiming "Star Wars is dead".

  • @artinist
    @artinist 3 місяці тому +1

    Great voiceover

  • @jamesbaker3114
    @jamesbaker3114 3 місяці тому

    That intro tho… bravo!

  • @SvPVids
    @SvPVids 3 місяці тому

    hes not a fat Jedi, hes just the son of a human and a jaba

  • @Jim-Mc
    @Jim-Mc 3 місяці тому

    They need to learn the lesson of Picard S3 :When you've failed shamefully do the right thing get back to your roots, and clothe yourself in glory even if it's mostly fan service. 😊