Gutfeld: They're nuts for banning this
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- Опубліковано 3 чер 2024
- 'Gutfeld!' co-hosts react to the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) declaring peanut butter is a liquid.
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"It's not the first time she ignored a gag order."
Hahaha Spectacular!
The best 🤣
That one choked me from laughing no joke! Pun intended...
I wonder how often she's been told not to speak with her mouth full ?? ??
🤔 😱 🤣 🤣
"Emotional support snack" !!! 😂 That has to become a thing now.
The leftovers were hilarious
When I was in the army we were flying out to do some training. I brought some sunscreen that was still in the packaging, I had to throw it away, but several guys went through security with knives and bullets in their bags. TSA is a waste of money.
At Ft. Benning
me too
I heard Hillary’s new class is to die for and has killer content….
Well done 😂😆This needs more likes 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
There's a blue dress code.
The point is you have to pay 5x the cost for anything after you get through the TSA checkpoint.
This show NEVER disappoints!!!!
NEVER!!!!
Yep
Just tell them your peanut butter identifies as a solid.
Epic comment! Should get more love!
They did it because peanut butter was invented by a black guy. I'm just surprised they didn't call it part of white supremacy 1st.
Capoman1...Harr! Made me chuckle! Line of the day..... Thanks
Trophy-worthy comment 🏆😂
50% of my conversation are with my dog
News with a joke is a great idea. I hadn’t seen this show before, but I love it! I can’t wait to see more!
It's been ranked the #1 late night live show for a little bit now. Happy you found it! Now go binge watch past episodes, cuz they're funny...
Welcome to the real! Better to laugh than cry about spilled idiocy...
Peanut butter doesn't become a liquid unless heated. I guess the TSA is worried that when your plane goes down the PB will liquify.
The TSA probably thinks the ATF is making them look like they're slacking, with the pistol brace ban.
Fantastic segment
Gotta love the jokes the gutfeld comes up with about tyrus in his monologues lmaooo
The way this made me just cackle and belly laugh!!! 😂😂😂 so good!
TSA: Three letters to perfectly describe why I don’t fly.
That's what a maskless audience sounds like💕💕💕
So if I fill a jar with marbles and the marbles take the shape of the container, does that prove that the marbles are a liquid? Just like everything else, this government idea is crazy.
Be marbles, my friend.
Sand!
lmao got eem
Not really, the marbles stay spherical regardless the shape of the container.
try using "ORBIEES"
That settles it! I'm gonna try to get through security with a ziploc full of mashed potatoes!
Make sure you put a seal on it so you know not to eat it if they opened them.
Let us know how that turns out? Maybe video the TSA interaction and send it to Gutfeld!
I love Tyrus. He's my Jam.
did he eat the cameraman ?
He nailed it, a jar of peanut butter that identifies as an emotional support animal. Coming soon to an airport near you!
lol
for Lizzo!
I wonder why the peanut head joke made me laugh most...
Since it can hold your Methamphetamine in it's oil of course it is the number one choice of MAGAs , you addicts rub the j ar every day and say to it Make Me Happy Skippy boy !
@@CONEHEADDK Because simpletons laugh at everything...
A peanut butter container is a great way to smuggle things in case anyone didnt know. Its a mess to get it out of the container and the smell covers up things you are smuggling.
magas do not have the common sense to know that but good try you are 100% correct
i use it to smuggle peanut butter.
Can't wait for someone to show up with 340 lbs of peanut butter in 3.4 Oz bags😅
TSA took a box of velveta cheese from me because it “could melt.”
bullshite cheese can have drugs put in it
Someone was hungry.
I use to carry a box knife for my job in my back pack. Not once did TSA remove it.
Gutfeld is the best late nite.....thank you Gut
Absolutely! Gutfeld’s monologues and writers are priceless. Greg’s mockery and dry wit can make one laugh after having a bad day.
Greg, your writers have stepped-up and deserve a raise - but then again, I'm a Dad...
This was a great show! Thanks for the laughs!!
Good show! Leftovers were hillarious this week
It depends on whether the peanut butter is smooth 😫 or *crunchy* 😜.
Man you guys make my day! 😂
Hello Mark, How are you doing today?
One could argue that powder is a liquid since it’s able to conform to any shape it’s in😂
Good point.
Like Cocaine Bear?
@@sriddle3569 👌 exactly .
Greg is so funny. And it helps with anxiety.
What is it with MAGA people, your sense of humor is seriously lacking. You call that funny? I just watched this guy for the first time and said to myself, "this guy thinks he is a comedian?" Sorry, but you need to turn the channel and watch REAL comedians.
Valium works better!😅
GUYS JESUS IS COMING TO SNATCH HIS PEOPLE TO HEAVEN MANY WILL SAY IT WAS ALIENS DONT BE DECEIVED BY THEM
HOW TO BE SAVED FROM THE COMING JUDGEMENT OF GOD ON THE EARTH - - > ROMANS 10:9
He has a Clipboard of jokes made up by his team.
Laughing at the face of idiocy and falsehoods is key !!!!
Many stories of political prisoners who drove their captors nuts this way.
Always mock evil !
I was just about to say something about exploding peanut butter, and then Titus says something about something exploding. These are some of the best jokes I've heard in quite a while. And this is why I like watching Greg Gutfeld. I apologize for the spelling, Google microphone.
No need we know they change words to change meanings 🤷🏻♂️.
Brilliant observation by Kat.
This time all the leftovers were actually funnier than most of the jokes used during the week.
So this guy movs his face a lot but that’s it. He’s not really saying anything useful.
"Bigfoot reports sightings of HIM" had me rolling. 😂😂
I really don't watched the news but I love watching Gutfield because it's funny af.
Two different types of comedy.
Gutfeld, this is truly a great show. They always have really good guests on with their regulars Kat and Tyrus.
Tyrus, if you pay for s bottle of water on the ticket side of the TSA check in($1.99) and they confiscate it then you must buy another one on the loading side at twice the price. $2.00 pure profit for the airport. Simple, follow the money.🤔🤔
Paul Winchell's Knucklehead runs DHS. 😒
That was hilarious!!! Wife never forgets anything! 😂🤣😅🥰
Knew exactly where you were going with that peanut butter 😂😂😂😂👍👍
Love how Tyrus completely fills his chair and Kat seems to be drowning in hers!
yes but at least she looks respectable. sitting there with a giant tinsel belt. a cartoon character.
@@jeffdixon321 No one can pry that Belt from Tyrus' shoulder.
@@dennislawrence8501 perhaps not but he still looks like a cartoon character that cannot be taken seriously. beyond that ... constantly putting any achievement on public display is a matter of both pride and weakness - it just cries out that he NEEDS attention.
@@jeffdixon321 yeah I like Tyrus, but carrying the belt around like a child is kind of cringe.
Very amusing, but that joke about the gag order had me ROFLMAO.
Emotional support snack😅😅😅. Best show so far...thank you...
DEAR GUTFIELD, THAT TRANS JOKE WAS ONE OF THE BEST IVE EVER HEARD. WHO EVER WROTE IT FOR YOU ALSO HAS 2 NUTS AND DOMINATES
Gutfeld
@@216trixie *FIELD, its obnoxious
@Ev. H. I get that you're really good with vocabulary, but you probably cant even brush your teeth on your own bc youd have to apply knowledge not just regurgitate it to sound smarter about brushing your teeth instead of doing it. I can do that too.
@Ev. H. I thought the joke was great. I also have an EE degree, am retired in Florida, own 2 houses paid for, a boat, and I'm debt free.
How about you EV? If you actually attended a University , it's probably a useless liberal arts degree. My guess is you work at a Starbucks. Touche
kat writes most of the best stuff shes actually amazing lol
The fly brain map got me (spits out coffee) 🤣👌🏻
Great show once a again!
This is why Gutfeld is the king of late night!
The peanut butter not getting through TSA is not a new thing. About 10 years ago, I had a large, UNOPENED jar of peanut butter in my carry-on, and TSA threw it in the trash. I told them how stupid they were, but they didn't care.
They wouldn't let me carry on a ratchet out of a small socket set. He literally pulled out a tape measure and told me it was 1/2'' too long. They can be absolutely ridiculous.
@@packrat76 I guess his set was missing that size.....
I wonder if they confiscate everything they want to keep....
They took my tweezers and magnifying out of my purse and I just walked in and bought another set at the gift store it is stupid
It's a ploy to get you to buy their stuff at inflated prices rather than allowing people to bring their own.
anything that pokes , stabs or cuts is not allowed you need to wake up and not put it in your carry on luggage Maam
@@BigDsGaming2022 That's quite authoritarian of you.....
@@ladylestranj Not when my blunted nose scissors were taken by Airport police in Bogota' Colombia . Stop complaining and face reality as hated the bullshite too .
@@BigDsGaming2022 so fingers as the poke noses poke around. Nails need to be cut as well. May as well take the eyes out, just in case some one gives you a stabbing stare, tongues as well, as they may cut into my feelings.
Next the TSA will establish that since human beings are mostly bags of nearly 75% water, they must be transported in quart-sized containers.
Its so funny... because my mom looks like the last person that would ever cause problems, she always gets picked for the extensive search. My buddy's mom works at the ticket stand at the airport... she says they gotta pick people that don't look like trouble so it can't be said they are discriminating.... but they are definately profiling certain people lol. They just toss in an old white lady here and there to be fair.
Sorry, must be pint baggies. Quart size would be too large.
@@gwoody4003 Same thing happened with a friend, we figured she was an easy pick ....
Is C4 a "liquid"...?
Glass is a liquid... Look it up
The leftovers this week were 🔥 😂
“Snakes On A Plane … With Peanut Butter” 🍞🐍😂😂😂😂😂😂
I wonder if flight attendants have to be on the look out for people mashing the complementary peanuts into butter at their seats.
Surprised that the TSA didn't use the peanut allergy angle.
I thought they were going that way.
When did peanut allergies start? If you were a kid in the 60s through the 80s no one ever heard of such a thing. Then suddenly little Justin and Madison couldn't have someone way on the other side of the cafeteria take one out of the lunchbox.
I used to rotate on a regular basis and always traveled with at least two large jars of peanut butter. Never had a problem.
Best opening yet 👌
Oh my. Holden Hiscock. That was brilliant.
The female anchor for a Colorado station with the convenience store robbery reports . . . "Alright, you guys!"
Greg, turn it around once a week and let each of your four guests introduce YOU, lol
Fantastic idea! -- Ya know, one day, Tyrus is gonna get up and sit on Greg! LOL
That is an amazing idea omg!!!!!!!!
Fantastic idea!
Kat's point about the government dividing us was SPOT ON! LUV me some Kat!!
I feel peanut butter is more of an amorphous solid than a liquid.
He’s rude, crude, profane and insulting. He pins derogatory nicknames on his opponents, often ridiculing their physical characteristics. He accuses the media of corruption and “an enemy of the people.” He’s under ongoing Federal and state investigations into allegations of criminal behavior and stands in the shadow of an indictment.
And, as Americans prepare to elect a new president in 19 months, he’s the leading contender for the Republican nomination.
He, of course, is Donald J. Trump, president from 2017 to 2021, and he is precisely where he has always wanted to be - at the center of the national political discourse, the dominating presence in control of the narrative.
its an emulsion..so is milk
a mixture?
LOL without the oil you could not spread it silly
@@BigDsGaming2022 amorphous: [adjective] having no definite form : shapeless. being without definite character or nature : unclassifiable. lacking organization or unity.
The Lance Armstrong joke was 🔥
Really, so predictable, funny for a 5 th grader
If you have ever sat around maybe with a few beers in you, with a bunch of your friends, and just "shot the shite", this is pretty much what this show is. Get a bunch of friends together and just talk about whatever shite you want. That's why this show is the best.
You described that perfect.
Exactly! 👍👌😎
@Also wirklich?! Its how you spell the "s" word for poop, without getting censored. It is an old English spelling. Still used by some.
Sort of. If everybody had to take turns for exactly n seconds and that one always brought off topic prepared jokes and somebody was the conductor.
I shot the shite but I did not shoot the cuspidor.
Makes me think of when the TSA found a tiny pocket knife in my diaper bag....it was on my return flight. I didn't even know I had it. So dumb.
Way ahead of you, Michelle. They already make individual serving sized containers of peanut butter.
I met all Franklin. He has always been 45 billion miles left
The same with his brother, Al 😂
At one time they defined those things that fell between solid and liquid as plasma. Not sure what happened that they are again rehashing this.
TSA = Thousands Standing Around
The 'Lance Armstrong' joke was SOLID!
Going by the definition of a liquid: even air is a liquid. Shush, if TSA founds out, they'll ban a bottle of air.
Air is a fluid, but not a liquid. Gases are compressible fluids, liquids are by definition incompressible.
@@Skyfighter64 Thanks, I did forget that from physics years ago. Got confused.
You could write a book of all the Tyrus intros
That's okay I'll clean the floor
This was a funny one! Good job, all.
I love when cat moaned on that one joke was awesome 👌 👏
That Florida guy Lol lmao
Question Nothing ACCEPT EVERYTHING.
Checking oh no not that
Gutfeld and guests are always funny, but I feel like the last three shows have upped the ante with hilarity. The random remarks are GOLDEN!
This is crazy. I had this conversation at work a couple of days earlier. I travel for my job weeks at a time. I stay in hotels and don't want to eat out every day. I do grocery shopping and usually buy peanut butter and jelly. When I go home, I'll bring what packaged food I have left over in my checked luggage. Every time I bring home peanut butter, I have a little TSA "we opened and inspected the contents of your luggage" card in my bag. I've read that peanut butter is shows up as a suspicious thing on the X-ray.
safe travels , getting nautical. 💚 indeed
Seems like you are going to have to binge eat leftover peanut butter prior to returning to the airport. Lol. Ridiculousness.
I am a XRay tech personal items check in inspection in a Courthouse . The reason it shows up suspicious is because it has peanut oil in it and liquid explosives , poisons or drugs can be added to that oil so the moral of the story is : Leave your Dod Gam peanut butter at home when you travel or go to Court ... PERIOD .
@@BigDsGaming2022 Lol. well said. I almost got taken down for a nalgene full of water at DIA. denver. F that place. don't go into the tunnels
literally emptied it into a plant
Every passenger should bring a jar a peanut butter to the airport.
I am taking my emotional support hot chocolate with me next time I fly! 😂
Don't they serve liquids on a plane?👀
Little drinks lol
Love the 'dark humor' jokes!😝😂😂😂
Gutfield - Greatest Late-Night Show!!!
I just love this show!!! Thank you!!
Love Kat!
you lust for Tyrus admit it
I need to shut my stove off.
OVENS2024
Don't do it
Just leave a candle burning ! You’ll be fine !!
TSA is a waste of taxpayer money and time!
Yeah they should roll back the TSA they are practically worthless.
Michele Tafoya’s laugh sounds like Judge Jeanine’s…
This show’s episode was hilarious the entire show. Ignoring gag order, Anida Dic, LuluLemon woman getting a divorce over almond butter- it is quite expensive…
These friday shows are the best!
You forgot Holden Hiscock ! LOL
@Jackie H, Wow, you're right, I watched that part again after reading your comment and she sounds just like the Judge. Very keen observation. Love that Michelle Tafoya came out on our side after her long and distinguished career
Kat is the most precious thing in late night. Roar
I've developed a bit of a crush , not gonna lie. 🤣💚 healthy one tho, nothing creepy. she can tie me up tho. anytime. I'd let her
@@jizmoglass4202 so would every straight guy on the planet. :)
Poor Kat!
Having to share a tiny , expensive apartment with hubby in out of control Crime -ridden NYC.
It would be so more convient going Hologram to work.
Just remain in a cocoon. ‘DoorDash’
It’s amazing what make-up and a good stylist will do. Not hating, just saying Inhave seen dirtbag deb and yeah….
admit it you got the hots for Tyrus LOL
It's okay they're not recorded that 618 fishing
We so need a snow globe with a little Gutfeld floating around in it!
If you ever take a trip to Haiti, you're going to want to bring back some Haitian peanut butter. It's really good. There are 2 kinds of Haitian peanut butter: regular and hot. So don't forget to put the peanut butter in your checked bag.
😂🤣😂🤣True Kate !!!!FJB 😬…………………..🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸👍
Aren't there squeeze tubes with peanut butter available now?
Touching on one of Greg's 'Leftovers' ( the one about the fly' brain ) reminds me of an old classic :
What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits the windshield ?
Its arse !! 🤣🤣
Government wants 100% electric economy. Flip switch on malcontents. People who do not hold correct views and allegiance, no electricity. End game.
S.m.a.r.t cities
All planned out already