"No electricity doesn't go through walls, Dunk, you're just being paranoid." "You don't need to restart the game every ten minutes, Dunk, you're just being paranoid." "No, the deer aren't out to get you , Dunk, you're just being paranoid." "No, you can't kill yourself with a heal wand, Dunk, you're just being paranoid." "No, you're not gonna teleport into lava, Dunk, you're just being paranoid." "No, you're not gonna teleport into lava again, Dunk, you're just being paranoid." "No, you're not gonna teleport into lava again again, Dunk, you're just being paranoid."
always cast personal fireball thrower on a wand with circle of vigour. Personal thrower spells cast the effect on a creature for *several minutes*. For most every creature that isn't explosion immune, this its guaranteed death lmao
I don't get it. It has a decent upside with a massive downside. Took it once and died because it kept teleporting me to confined areas swarming with enemies, effectively combo-ing me to death
Potential god run, wand tinkering in holy mountain before going into the vault, teleport mage appears offscreen behind and shoots me, get sandwiched between 2 robocops, stunlocked before dieing. The holy mountain is not a safe area
I once came off a 10 hour god run, I was king of the world! Then next game I find a flask thrower in the first biome, try to catch his teleportation flask. I missed by one pixel, it breaks behind me, and teleports me straight into a giant pit of lava. Run over. Noita has a way to humble you real quick.
How my runs go when I pick up Teleportitis: 1) I accidentally set myself on fire, fired a wand, stepped into toxic sludge. 2) I teleport into lava. Or Acid, and I die. I wonder why I picked the thing to begin with.
0:35 Oh god, I was on the stream for this one, and it was PAINFUL to watch! I do not recall the challenge, but he'd completed it. He had done everything EXCEPT lock in the run, and was tunneling down to the end chamber when this happened! He'd gotten WAY off target with the direction, and was trying to get his bearings when out of nowhere, he gets murdered by a freaking AFK monster idling in the top corner of hell. You can see the moment his soul leaves his body from this, and it was *painful*. Great clip!
Not only are these funny deaths, but as a fellow Noita... uh... not so experience player, I can already tell these completely shaped the way you play in future runs. xD
I recognized a clip i made... **checks notes** 3 YEARS AGO? You must have content for videos like this for an eternity. Keep these up man was a good watch!
You must have gotten yourself an editor. But this will for sure make your channel grow faster. Also there is so little Noita content, so I'm all for it.
My game crashed in the first holy mountain once. When I reloaded, holy mountain had been deleted. I didn’t get my perk. And the gods were angry. I died very fast.
I wasn't aware of how much I needed this video in my life. I'm laughing my tail off and feeling your pain at the same time. Just a perfect mix of laughing and misery.
The first time I made it to the final boss, I had gotten myself my first good wand, a rapid-fire chainsaw lightningbolt wand. It propelled me into the air, and in an attempt to shoot the boss with it, I rocketed myself into the upper lava chambers and died.
Salute to the MilkMob for this! Purely amazing! This is what we all come to watch. Stunning wins, Hilarious defeats! Dunk, you are wonderful! Thank you!
Great editing thank you mr Brother lmao. This is the best content would keep supporting if more were to be produced! Noita fan since 2023 but best game! Love you Chase, your Sun Quest run is my backround video to everything that I do.
I recognize that death in the cursed rock after the crash. It was a sun quest attempt. I am 90% through watching the attempt from the day after. Good stuff. Thanks for the video
I've experienced all of these besides the death by electricity through extremely dense rock. That was a rough one. The worst is the game crashing and stuffing you in a wall IMO.
I've taken a small hiatus after a few rough deaths back to back crushed my spirit. it's humbling to see a god-tier wizard get noita'd in some of the worst ways possible. Think I'll fire up noita again today.
Wait, what actually happened to cause the explosions at 3:41? I figure it's some very Noita-ey combination of perks and spells interacting in a weird way but I keep looking at the wands and perks and I still don't see what caused it lol
I've gotta share my most ridiculous death. It was early, I had no clue what personal fireball launcher did. I was prepared for bs when I shot the statue, I was not prepared for rocket propelled constantly exploding statue.
That's why I don't take teleportitis perk. Like EVER. It's way too random for me. Once it may save you, but it often throws you into a lava pit or a pot of acid. It is the worst to use in vault and temple of art
"No electricity doesn't go through walls, Dunk, you're just being paranoid."
"You don't need to restart the game every ten minutes, Dunk, you're just being paranoid."
"No, the deer aren't out to get you , Dunk, you're just being paranoid."
"No, you can't kill yourself with a heal wand, Dunk, you're just being paranoid."
"No, you're not gonna teleport into lava, Dunk, you're just being paranoid."
"No, you're not gonna teleport into lava again, Dunk, you're just being paranoid."
"No, you're not gonna teleport into lava again again, Dunk, you're just being paranoid."
As a fellow UA-cam Frog I've never seen him fail a run before, but now I know what it's like when the gods bleed.
Death is inevitable not even gods can escape that fact.
4:15 "he wouldn't just bait us like that and then not explain to us what happened right?... ah."
Pretty sure it was just personal fireball thrower on the wand
always cast personal fireball thrower on a wand with circle of vigour. Personal thrower spells cast the effect on a creature for *several minutes*. For most every creature that isn't explosion immune, this its guaranteed death lmao
I lost my shit at the teleportitis lava death on Kolmi.
Every. Single. Teleport. Into. Lava.
telePOGtitis
Ive picked up teleportitis once. The 1st time i get hit it teleports me into lava and i die.
*hehe I'm in danger!*
I don't get it. It has a decent upside with a massive downside. Took it once and died because it kept teleporting me to confined areas swarming with enemies, effectively combo-ing me to death
TeleportTITTIES
Potential god run, wand tinkering in holy mountain before going into the vault, teleport mage appears offscreen behind and shoots me, get sandwiched between 2 robocops, stunlocked before dieing.
The holy mountain is not a safe area
That cursed rock spawn in was perfect
that one was ugly
the only one i did not laugh over
This is the exact thing that made me install cheats to make me safe on crash reloads. Absolutely dogshit spawning into cursed rock.
I once came off a 10 hour god run, I was king of the world! Then next game I find a flask thrower in the first biome, try to catch his teleportation flask. I missed by one pixel, it breaks behind me, and teleports me straight into a giant pit of lava. Run over.
Noita has a way to humble you real quick.
How my runs go when I pick up Teleportitis:
1) I accidentally set myself on fire, fired a wand, stepped into toxic sludge.
2) I teleport into lava. Or Acid, and I die.
I wonder why I picked the thing to begin with.
“Wait, where’s the eye?”
[Bad to the Bone riff]
0:35 Oh god, I was on the stream for this one, and it was PAINFUL to watch! I do not recall the challenge, but he'd completed it. He had done everything EXCEPT lock in the run, and was tunneling down to the end chamber when this happened! He'd gotten WAY off target with the direction, and was trying to get his bearings when out of nowhere, he gets murdered by a freaking AFK monster idling in the top corner of hell.
You can see the moment his soul leaves his body from this, and it was *painful*. Great clip!
Awesome video, death compilations are always so fun to watch, nice editing as well dunk
Actually it was done by my brother! He will be happy to hear the feedback
@@DunkOrSlam tell him the edits on the last few vids have been great!
@@DunkOrSlam "Live: chat taking notes" may or may not have made me spit my drink
that death inside the cursed rock though
Are you the same Kevin that I think you are?
@@aminto9448 no i think it's the other kevin
Not only are these funny deaths, but as a fellow Noita... uh... not so experience player, I can already tell these completely shaped the way you play in future runs. xD
teleporting into lava is really this games "you fall into a spiked pit! the spikes were poisoned! the poison is deadly..."
"As you will see, right here, right now"
Famous last words
"Oh my, did he at least die painlessly? To shreds you say... How's his family taking it? To shreds you say..."
The classic noita experience. Elegiggle
Dunk’s reaction to the electricity death is too fucking funny. It had that Joe Rogan vibe all over it.
As a filmmaker who came up editing, let your brother know he’s on to something. He’s doing a great job! Keep it up!
Bro the deer got me good
So Dunk is a mere human after all.
bro that thumbnail looked like a new noita game/dlc when i opened the tab and i never clicked so fast
How can one man teleport into lava THIS much?
Y'know, some Spelunked-style Noita clips is exactly what I needed in life.
I recognized a clip i made...
**checks notes**
3 YEARS AGO?
You must have content for videos like this for an eternity. Keep these up man was a good watch!
Fire ass vid. Your deaths are still more honorable than most of mine, but hilarious none-the-less. Much love to you and the sweaty fam.
I'm glad I recognize so many of these deaths haha. Very fun edit Dunk!
4:09 he kept asking “do you realize what just happened?” But I still don’t know what just happened.
the deer one gets me every time, good job noita!
you're not the only one who got put into cursed rock when restoring a save after a crash, very much hurts when it happens
You must have gotten yourself an editor. But this will for sure make your channel grow faster. Also there is so little Noita content, so I'm all for it.
and the personal run thrower from last event stream wasn't even in here
1:06 My exact words when I lost a god run to corruption because I thought that Noita could handle travel between 3 worlds
Feels bad man
oh this is very good. I remember some of these live, and some I've never seen. very good. Funny stuff.
!buhee
Editing was real nice, please more!
Lel, I casted circle of bouancy today cause I wanted to know what it does. Sadly, concentrated spells disagreed with me :(
Had a BAD day, this actually made it bit better, excellent video. Thanks ! :)
the healing fireworks actually had my chest hurting omg!
I would love to see more videos like this, this was so good to watch
Holy shit dunk your brother has some hilarious edits ngl the chat taking notes bit had me dying
I can practically feel the chat spamming, especially those who lost their win streaks xD
lmaooo that forgotten death was classic
Good job Dunk's brother. Also I remember that deer death, that shit cost me a streak
My game crashed in the first holy mountain once. When I reloaded, holy mountain had been deleted. I didn’t get my perk. And the gods were angry. I died very fast.
I'm surprised to see the personal lightning thrower death wasn't in here, that one was brutal
this makes me feel a bit better about losing thank you for your sacrifices
This is why I never fuck with teleportitis
You were talking about doing death montages on stream, I'm glad you did this is hilarious
This was a much needed moral boost. Love the new format as well!
I wasn't aware of how much I needed this video in my life. I'm laughing my tail off and feeling your pain at the same time. Just a perfect mix of laughing and misery.
Yep, same for me with only ~30 hrs of Noita 😅 Such katharsis to see the greats teleport into lava like me ❤
bloopers that we youtube watchers don't often see, makes me want to come around the twitch more often
the editing is so goofy but so good
I went over to twitch a few months back... this is basically every day Dunk over there... FeelsBadMan
I like how the main henchman of all those villanous deaths is lava. It rarely kills by its own.
Watching this is so cathartic, knowing that this stupid-ass stuff happens, even to the best of us. I feel your pain.
Sometimes you get Noita'd and other times you get Dunked and Slammed.
The first time I made it to the final boss, I had gotten myself my first good wand, a rapid-fire chainsaw lightningbolt wand.
It propelled me into the air, and in an attempt to shoot the boss with it, I rocketed myself into the upper lava chambers and died.
The primary source of death seems to be unforseen teleportation into lava
Salute to the MilkMob for this! Purely amazing! This is what we all come to watch. Stunning wins, Hilarious defeats! Dunk, you are wonderful! Thank you!
I love that you have LA Turtle playing in the background at the end - that video of his is hilarious
love the video, editing was on point. would love to see a longer compilation of some classic bs noita deaths
That first one I will never forget, it was the first event stream I saw live
These edits though 😂
i love the thumbnail, the art and intro you got!
keep being a cool ass wizard
i don't think my eyes will ever recover from that end screen, i'm blind now.
Hell yeah. I love Noita death videos :D
That final death, the sudden increase in attention that I could see in your expression... priceless.
Shout out to "Chat" for the comedic punchlines after every death. #Imindanger had me dead!!
A great trip down memory lane
So, the only thing we dont need to be concerned about.... Dies from cursed rock.
Great editing thank you mr Brother lmao. This is the best content would keep supporting if more were to be produced! Noita fan since 2023 but best game! Love you Chase, your Sun Quest run is my backround video to everything that I do.
I recognize that death in the cursed rock after the crash. It was a sun quest attempt. I am 90% through watching the attempt from the day after. Good stuff. Thanks for the video
I've experienced all of these besides the death by electricity through extremely dense rock. That was a rough one. The worst is the game crashing and stuffing you in a wall IMO.
I’m a huge fan of this format of UA-cam video. I would watch this type of video over and over. !uguu
Well edited. Memey without sensory overload. This was fun.
1:55 That got me. xD
Top tier content.
I think the fact that you could have saved yourself in that last one makes it even worse
That last one hurts bad, and I'm not even playing right now.
5:06 lmao, now i get it, ive watched the duplicate perk run, and he spent like 30 min checking if every holy mountain portal was clear of lava
I've taken a small hiatus after a few rough deaths back to back crushed my spirit. it's humbling to see a god-tier wizard get noita'd in some of the worst ways possible. Think I'll fire up noita again today.
Minecraft: never dig straight down you will end up in lava
Noita: never teleport straight up you will end up in lava
love the editing on the new videos.
damn dunk your youtube videos have gotten some quality updates. FIRE. that deer part had me dying so hard
no matter how powerful
no matter how wise
the second you drop your guard noita will humble you
Wait what happened at 3:41? Was it an always cast personal fireball thrower? Because I've died to that thinking I'd be safe
me and my son love watching these. id love to see more of these types of vids
The lava teleports were brutal
The disappearing eye death never gets old
Happy to see these again
Wait, what actually happened to cause the explosions at 3:41? I figure it's some very Noita-ey combination of perks and spells interacting in a weird way but I keep looking at the wands and perks and I still don't see what caused it lol
im guessing always cast personal fireball thrower on the wand he's using, but i can't tell for sure
@@eden3669 but the fireballs would fly away from him no ?
I'm curious to understand what happened here too.
@@JohnDoe-uk2iu yeah thats exactly what they were doing, you can see some fly away and not damage him because they dont hit anything near him
I've gotta share my most ridiculous death. It was early, I had no clue what personal fireball launcher did. I was prepared for bs when I shot the statue, I was not prepared for rocket propelled constantly exploding statue.
It takes me back so hard. Takes me back to Funfox' Noitad of the week
1:26 "So, the good thing here that we don't have to be super concerned about, is that..."
What was the rest of your sentence going to be?
That's why I don't take teleportitis perk. Like EVER. It's way too random for me. Once it may save you, but it often throws you into a lava pit or a pot of acid. It is the worst to use in vault and temple of art
Dunkin' Flunkin' B-Roll Clips? Yes Please! I remember seeing a few of these live. BUHEE!
2:00 9 health away from surviving it, AND you were saving the full heal. Pain 😂
that's some good content, and good editing
I don't like how many of these were just teleporting into lava lmao
This was nice, thank you for sharing. Please make more!
!buhee
Noita is a game where dying isn't just in-game