I rewrote the lyrics cause some phrases werent mentioned and there were some differences between the lyrics and your video ... I dont mean to be desrespectfull I just wanted to help ... May you have a great day I adored your song ... I just went out on a date that turned out not to be a date just a solo dinner where you’re increasingly late I call you and you say you wrote a text that you forgot to send I just smile and say goodnight and swear I’ll never date again picking clothes is such a chore I never know what I should wear am I too assertive if I wear that special underwear I clean my room and water my plants in case you come over and then I come home drunk and alone and swear I’ll never date again I thought that modern dating would easier with time I’d have good communication and not have to read your mind I think that even Sisyphus would hate his uphill climb And I’m not sure that Tinder is what Darwin had in mind Message in your inbox with the same joke I’ve told a million times Timing out my texts to match the tempo of your last reply I could play these games or skip the middleman and sodomize my brain At least my mind is getting some, more reasons to never date again making plans for ten days time , I know that she’ll never keep someone’s mom just got to town, someone’s cat got put to sleep we’ll make plans when she gets back but never mentions where or when I’ve diagnosed another ghost and reason, to never again I thought that modern dating would easier with time I’d have good communication and not have to read your mind I think that even Sisyphus would hate his uphill climb And I’m not sure that Tinder is what Darwin had in mind everything’s so casual yeah everything’s so cool don’t let someone close enough to push you in the pool I want someone to ruin my life I wanna fall in love again but instead you only ruin my night with reasons to never date again
I’m so so sorry, Philip. This makes me so sad for you, and I hope writing this was cathartic and that you can reconnect with yourself through your art!
Maybe we obsess with our insecurities of ruining a possible relationship so much it makes everything feel synthetic to the point there's no real reason to try. But it's better to experience all we can in my eyes at least
Ugh sorry man. One time I met a girl at a coffee shop and we made plans to go to dinner after while we talked. I drove to the restaurant and waited for over an hour, she never showed up. It’s hard out there, but the right one will make it easy. Love the song!
@@kylee.jenner3610 I just pointed out the retarded hypocrisy in the comment of yours. I just copied your comment. Writing "No offense" doesn't make your comment more welcomed. Your comment belongs in the garbage. If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say it. If you don't like his singing, congratulate him of trying, and wish him luck with improvement. You're just a loser for using my appearance against me, lol. You're so coward you won't even show your face. Hiding behind a cartoon pfp. Stop being an asshole, and have a happy life 🧐
@@MasterKnutA Lmaooo you must be so bored in your life then if you continie to argue with a "retard" like me. Tsk-tsk 😌 go touch some grass dude or better yet, go have some friends in your life instead of basking in your own voice because let's be honest here you are the only one who thinks that its good
I rewrote the lyrics cause some phrases werent mentioned and there were some differences between the lyrics and your video ... I dont mean to be desrespectfull I just wanted to help ... May you have a great day I adored your song ...
I just went out on a date that turned out not to be a date
just a solo dinner where you’re increasingly late
I call you and you say you wrote a text that you forgot to send I just smile and say goodnight and swear I’ll never date again
picking clothes is such a chore I never know what I should wear
am I too assertive if I wear that special underwear
I clean my room and water my plants in case you come over and then
I come home drunk and alone and swear I’ll never date again
I thought that modern dating would easier with time
I’d have good communication and not have to read your mind
I think that even Sisyphus would hate his uphill climb
And I’m not sure that Tinder is what Darwin had in mind
Message in your inbox with the same joke I’ve told a million times
Timing out my texts to match the tempo of your last reply
I could play these games or skip the middleman and sodomize my brain
At least my mind is getting some, more reasons to never date again
making plans for ten days time , I know that she’ll never keep
someone’s mom just got to town, someone’s cat got put to sleep
we’ll make plans when she gets back but never mentions where or when
I’ve diagnosed another ghost and reason, to never again
I thought that modern dating would easier with time
I’d have good communication and not have to read your mind
I think that even Sisyphus would hate his uphill climb
And I’m not sure that Tinder is what Darwin had in mind
everything’s so casual yeah everything’s so cool don’t let someone close enough to push you in the pool
I want someone to ruin my life I wanna fall in love again
but instead you only ruin my night with reasons to never date again
"At least my mind is getting some...more reasons to never date again" is just a brilliant line
Why does it feel Yiddish even though I understand the English lyrics?
Another day another amazing Philip labes song
I’m so so sorry, Philip. This makes me so sad for you, and I hope writing this was cathartic and that you can reconnect with yourself through your art!
I love you for this comment
Dude I can't believe they're not flocking to you. If only I was gay and younger.
This is EXTREMELY underrated, congrats buddy! I related to that so much it hurts, I loved it
Maybe we obsess with our insecurities of ruining a possible relationship so much it makes everything feel synthetic to the point there's no real reason to try. But it's better to experience all we can in my eyes at least
Idk why exactly, but this is my favorite comment
This one need to be on an album !
New fan here but I just have to comment this song is just so relatable and catchy!
Good song, but I hope you're doing okay. Take some time to take care of yourself and do things that make you happy!
Found this on TikTok. Recently found it again when going through my liked videos and had to look it up. So glad I found it!
Well... at least something good came out of it?
Lovely song - a same it's... so true.
Ugh sorry man. One time I met a girl at a coffee shop and we made plans to go to dinner after while we talked. I drove to the restaurant and waited for over an hour, she never showed up. It’s hard out there, but the right one will make it easy. Love the song!
Cool song! I've always found tinder so tedious
I really liked this song like your other songs❤️ I'd be really happy if you could upload it to spotify. I want to listen this everywhere!
Love this! Thanks for making me laugh following a breakup. Probably never dating again. 💔
Seriously i am in love with song playing it 51th time
Honestly who unliked this?
I saw you on tik tok great job could you do a guitar tutorial?
Just got back in that circus and I feel this in my soul.
One of my favorite songs ever.
I feel you bro.
Legit my Saturday… never again
This is awesome! I’ve been a fan since the Jason Mraz concert, you are amazing!!
You'll find somebody special, and you're gonna like the way you look. I guarantee it.
And this is why I’m single for nine years. And counting
This comedy talent alone, should have him inundated with dates (if he wanted) 🎉
Love it 😁
Okay I LOVE this!!!
love ittttt ♥♥♥
Will you write a musical?
Don't burn bridges just because they are strangers. You never know who may be your future hiring manager.
Američki Balašević 😂
Is there a Instremental version of this, would to sing this!
on my Patreon! www.patreon.com/PhilipLabes
I have a feeling you're going to date again.
Tutorial??
I feel like this is a tom lehrer song but I can't find it!
Shit truth hurts. I would rather date Alien girls 👽👽👽
I need the chords for this, please…
thanks for asking! chords are on my Patreon!
Please for god sake what is the chords!!!
chords are on my Patreon!
@@PhilipLabes you really think i have money?🥲
you can figure out by his hands though. same shape.
@@Yigit-nw4et Gotten enough knowledge about guitar to do that. Thank you for reminding me of this song.
I swear half these views are mine
Eh I think your better at acting than singing, no offense btw but thats just my own personal opinion.
Your comment sucks, and you're an awful human being, no offense btw but that's just my own personal opinion.
@@MasterKnutA Ok and? I dont care what you think and Im not gonna entertain a guy who wear a cap and looks like a total douche anyways
@@kylee.jenner3610 I just pointed out the retarded hypocrisy in the comment of yours.
I just copied your comment. Writing "No offense" doesn't make your comment more welcomed.
Your comment belongs in the garbage. If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say it.
If you don't like his singing, congratulate him of trying, and wish him luck with improvement.
You're just a loser for using my appearance against me, lol. You're so coward you won't even show your face. Hiding behind a cartoon pfp.
Stop being an asshole, and have a happy life 🧐
@@MasterKnutA Lmaooo you must be so bored in your life then if you continie to argue with a "retard" like me. Tsk-tsk 😌 go touch some grass dude or better yet, go have some friends in your life instead of basking in your own voice because let's be honest here you are the only one who thinks that its good
@@MasterKnutA Go touch some grass dude 📣🔊