Dude, in my point of view... if its bread. ITS FUCKING BREAD STOP BITCHING AROUND CB. I don't care what bread it is, tortilla, toast, baguette, pocket bread whatever. It makes almost no difference.
It is! I have a family member with celiac and I buy her a bunch of flour (loves to bake) for her birthday usually or something else she can use that's good and gluten free because it's so expensive and hard to find tasty stuff.
11:32 Dude: I want a woman that wants me! Dude: *puts love in quotations, makes blatant claims about how he doesn't like women.* Dude: I want a woman that wants me!
Honestly that should be in r/incels not choosing beggars. But I can see how it fits. As women it gave me chills and reminded in the old days when women were treated like this.
It's like he can't fathom that most men don't view women as objects, and thinks love is just a plague of the mind to suck away your money and time. How awful. I hope I never meet someone like him.
You see, when I got to the incel one, I first thought "oh, he's just going to say don't spend insane amounts of money on a girl when it's impractical to do so". And then I read the rest and had a seizure.
@@RealClippzz My father used to have a Diablo back in 2002 when I was about 8. Cars was his passion so he's changed about 72 of them. At this point nothing really impressed me, especially the douchebags with the pimped tincans showing off. The most peculiar car I had seen back then was a Plymouth Prowler.
I'd like to debunk that incel's theory about spending time on women by turning his metaphor back on itself. As you no doubt noticed, this guy has ignored the most important aspect of this "sale:" The seller. Women aren't simply cars waiting to be bought by the first person to offer the minimum price; They are people, and agents unto themselves. They are comparing all offers given to them. This guy may think that men who spend more are being inefficient, but they are the ones who understand how the sale works. Someone who gives more time, more money, and more affection will be the one who's offer is accepted. This bozo might successfully get dates and some sex, but most women will inevitably leave him when they realize how little he invests in them. So he's actually wasting more time, because he puts all that up-front effort for very little return. Turns out, treating women like people isn't just the right thing to do, it's the smart thing to do!
My stepdad did that when I decided to make something me and mom liked for dinner. He made fun of me because it wasn't something he liked and said... basically what you quoted. I felt real bad even after my mom said not to worry about what he thinks.
7:00 If the boss wanted him to bring "bread everyone can enjoy" he should have pointed out that regular bread was NOT bread everyone could enjoy since he wouldn't be able to eat it due to his alergy. But that his gluten free bread WAS something everyone could enjoy, since being a douchebag is tne ony thing that prevents gluten tolerant people from eating and enjoying gluten free bread.
"Now my office smells good and that's frustrating." I really relate to this line. Whenever I walk in the break room and don't have any food on me I smell the goodness coming from the microwave/toaster oven and have a small moments of sadness and frustration. Of course, I don't whine about it, because that's a douche move, but it's still a little tick in my mind.
Oh hey you're coeliac too! I was diagnosed a few months ago. At work all staff get to make a toastie or panini for their lunch for free, but I'm not allowed to use the gluten free bread because it's so expensive, not even one slice, even though I normally have a salad or go to the shop for food so have never costed my work more than a few pence (cents) for my lunch, I just wanted toast that day and wasn't allowed any. So now I have to bring in my own loaf of bread if I want anything bread based :/
I like how the last guy was like: ''Okay, now that I have told you about this absolout BITCH, lets get to the important part. THE FOOD!!!'' and litterally just gives the recipe to the internet.
@@galaxyartist1145 I've made a similar recipe without the chocolate chips. It's delicious, and I have a feeling it would be even better with chocolate.
That guy comparing women to the car that he wants (probably a black F-150 with an American flag, a Confederate flag, an R.I.P. grandma decal on the back window, and a muscly arm holding a football out the window decal with a gas tank full of pure testoserone) really triggered me as a fellow member of the male species. Why are people like this.
The one with the son having to get kicked out surprised me. I'm getting out of the Army next month and my mom didn't hesitate to offer me the second bedroom in her new apartment. I couldn't be more grateful to have a place to call home while I go back to school and save up money to move into my own place. It means a lot that she's doing this for me and I told her repeatedly that I'll help out there in any way I can. The son here is a real dickhead for putting his parents through this, and here I am overly grateful to have an immediate living situation when I get discharged and want to bounce back asap.
I like the speed at which your videos go, you don't do any fan-dangling intro bullshit at the start of your video, nor do you narrate slowly, you just get straight to the point, I like that, unlike other channels like RSlash that take a month to get into the video and a year and a half to be done with the Reddit story cause of how slow they narrate
By the way, you owe me £100 since I subscribed to your channel. I think that this is fair because me clicking that button was A LOT of effort and caused me to need a surgery on my hand. I'll also need money to cover medical bills even though England has free health care but you don't need to know that. Thanks.
After I pressed that button I got snapped by thanos and missed my bday so I’m gonna sue Damien for an infinite amount of money because time is priceless
After a hurricane, when a lot of stores were closed down, I ran out and found a gas station and bought a case of beer to share with the neighbors since all the lights were off. One of the neighbors asked, what kind of beer did you get? I said, free. She was thankful after that
1:20 This sounds like someone my mum worked with, he sued his parents because they said they would take care of him. When his parents won a load of money in the lottery, he sued them and claimed they were supposed to take care of him. I think he lost, unsurprisingly, but he was apparently not nice at work either
That peanut butter cookie recipe is one I have used for 40 years! Well, I don’t put chocolate chips in them regularly, and I often use creamy peanut butter. I actually won a ribbon at a baking contest when I was 11 with those cookies!
i had been binging your videos for about an hour or so and planned to subscribe, so i literally dropped what i was doing when you demanded i subscribed, saying to myself, "i gotta."
Unpopular opinion: posts that leave a bomb recipe are the best and you cannot convince me otherwise. Also, tried the recipe at 18:27 It’s legitimately one of the best cookies I’ve eaten
I have a story to share! Where I live, most young adult’s main transportation is public transportation. While I was walking, (I’m not sure if it’s a CB) a man went up to me and asked for change for a *bus* pass (skytrain pass and bus passes are in different prices and in ages) have him $2. He told me “Uhh I don’t think it’s enough. I’m an adult.” I told him “You’re buying a bus pass right?” He said “Yeah, it’s $2.75 (that’s the skytrain price)” I told him, “It’s enough money for a bus pass.” And left.
Oh god, that post describing women as objects for sex just made me beyond angry. I had to step away from the video just to calm down. I hope that guy gets what's coming to him.
the real choosing beggar is the one that slaps 5 ads on a 20 minute video.... an ad every 4 minutes is /totally/ immersive and fun to sit through. love ASMR reeses cup commercials.
Actually screenshotted that recipe...I love making homemade cookies from scratch and my Grandma's peanut butter cookie recipe usually knocks the socks off the peanut butter lovers, but this recipe might be more enjoyable for those who like a lil chocolate or crunch, I really never once thought of using crunchy peanut butter🤔 How exciting..and wow I have a CB to thank because without her we would have never gotten the cookie story at all! P.s. I also like the open eating/open table policy...that is kinda how I used to be with friends and it really is fun
I have 20 pounds of pennies I could let you have. You would have to come pick them up, they are at my brothers house in Yellowknife BC, Canada. His house is only accessible by snowmobile, dog sled team, or if you have the stamina by snowshoe. See you soon!
I remember every day during school I only ate until 7 pm when I got home because I never liked the lunch food. But my friend at school were kind enough to give me some or their lunch and then I started bringing food for him until then our whole friend group started to bring food for each other and we would always try to bring the best food. I miss those days
That stupidly long one brings up a memory from high school. Grade 11 biology. I can't quite remember what the subject was exactly, but the teacher had all the girls in the class say what kind of traits we would look for in a partner (good looks, nice, funny, supportive, etc). We filled the board. And then it was the boys' turn. The teacher gave them as much time as he could and they could only come up with two things, nice with good looks. I still find it pretty funny to think about.
I'm amazed at people who can take CBs, I'd probably go berserk on any of them. Especially that Crazy Lady one... Kudos to people who have a great amount of patience and reason!
Agent Scuttle you want him to stop salivating? It’s normal, get over yourself, it’s as if you asked him why he is a dude. Doesn’t make sense and is unanswerable.
Bro can I have free life insurance my son wants it for Christmas. Edit: Y’all so inconsiderate smh 😤 it’s just life insurance you ruined my daughters thanksgiving 😠😠😩😩😩😤😤
Oh no... *They're becoming self-aware*
We gotta put em down before it's to late!
@@datboigrant7606 are you saying we start killing them?
@@theparodymonster1 torture not kill
@@peachbeerbazooka2704 i support this cause
We have to come up with an elaborate plan to ruin their lives.
7:17
It's actually pretty considerate of that person to share their bread. Gluten free is super expensive
It is pretty pricy. Makes the CB so much more annoying..
it doesn't even taste that bad. . .
Dude, in my point of view... if its bread. ITS FUCKING BREAD STOP BITCHING AROUND CB. I don't care what bread it is, tortilla, toast, baguette, pocket bread whatever. It makes almost no difference.
@Curtis Riceman I'm confused, you siding with the choosing beggar or with the OP?
It is! I have a family member with celiac and I buy her a bunch of flour (loves to bake) for her birthday usually or something else she can use that's good and gluten free because it's so expensive and hard to find tasty stuff.
"This is soaked in incel-juice"
So is his body pillow.
Good one dude, good one.
Now that's an image I can't scrub from my mind!
African Chungus
why why why
This made me choke, thank you
11:32
Dude: I want a woman that wants me!
Dude: *puts love in quotations, makes blatant claims about how he doesn't like women.*
Dude: I want a woman that wants me!
Any incel who thinks those tactics work are idiots. Only a half brain dead woman would stay with someone like them
Honestly that should be in r/incels not choosing beggars. But I can see how it fits. As women it gave me chills and reminded in the old days when women were treated like this.
Yes. That plus the fact that the incel also has to offer something. When I read such posts I always wonder "yea and what can you offer?"
@@vvvvv290 if they can offer me ice cream and hugs and anime references
i'll still fling myself into the sun because i'll be damned if i'm objectified
Honestly that dude seems to see women as some kind of tool he can have sex with
Optimist: The cup is half full
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Choosing beggar: The cup is free for me
MariosPichu
Thanos: The cup is perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
Karen: The cup dOeSnT HaVe aNy BaNaNAs
CB: Can I get a free refill?
cb:the cup is half free
The real question is: What is in the cup?
Damien is my favorite for his old man laugh
LilBillboard why doesn’t this have more likes?
BT 21 because slazo is better
@@eyalharel810 nonudj
@@eyalharel810 from absolute honesty, from the complete absolute bottom of my heart, shut the fuck up.
Eyal Harel shut the fuck up
12:08 that man has never touched a woman in his life.
Sounds like a woman hasn't ever touched him, either. And some say women aren't smart.
@G0LIATH: If you notice, I said, "...SOME SAY ..." I never said that I thought that.
And he never will, from the looks of it. 😊
Thank god
It's like he can't fathom that most men don't view women as objects, and thinks love is just a plague of the mind to suck away your money and time. How awful. I hope I never meet someone like him.
"I don't like women and--" WOOP THERE IT IS
Time stamp?
Jar jar Binks thanks! Preciate it
Johanna Olson probably late, but the timestamp’s 11:40
For someone trying to sound logical, he sounds extremely stupid.
He basically rolled over his words, looping them in other statements to sound smart.
And VIRGIN
You see, when I got to the incel one, I first thought "oh, he's just going to say don't spend insane amounts of money on a girl when it's impractical to do so".
And then I read the rest and had a seizure.
9:24
The way that guy talk's about women made me physically hurt and disgusted
How did it make you physically hurt and what do you mean it made you discussed?
@@allikitos i think they meant disgusted
When you guys are here do you guys a have a Lamborghini? The best price I can give is 10 dolor
@@RealClippzz My father used to have a Diablo back in 2002 when I was about 8. Cars was his passion so he's changed about 72 of them. At this point nothing really impressed me, especially the douchebags with the pimped tincans showing off.
The most peculiar car I had seen back then was a Plymouth Prowler.
owis khair who discussed you? And what did they talk about??
Hi, is anyone giving away their Lamborghini for free.. Must be frost white, black interior with black rims and brand new.
Thank you
I have one, but it's got about 20,000 miles on it. And the rims are white....
@@PsychologyandChillwMichi Well its fine with me, can you get to mars tho? Its my dad's sons birthday
@@zizo8836 When's Elon's next flight? We'd have to pull a few loops to make that happen. And you might need to pay air faire for that.
@@PsychologyandChillwMichi nah man just buy the tickets for me and i'll do a shout out cheers thx
@@PsychologyandChillwMichi I have to pay airfare too, thats too much, can't you just pay for that yourself, as a good deed
13:31
Love how its "Crazy Lady" yet u give her a VERY deep voice.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
thats how crazy ladies talk irl
"A number nine large..."
That woman would make me wanna quit my job... I swear I thought it was a prank
9:26 This actually _isn't_ an incel, it's just a straight-up sociopath.
But incels ARE sociopath. *dab*
Also has that distinct unpleasant "herp derp redpill" vibe
@@Dice-Z did you just freaking say ' *dab* '?
That's enough internet cringe for today ;v;
I have been married for years to a wonderful successful woman. He is a bad person, But he is also entirely correct.
@@KCCC326 wait why did u say woman if u said he
This is one of the only humans Doomslayer would happily treat as he does us down here in the pits of Cthulhu
I'd like to debunk that incel's theory about spending time on women by turning his metaphor back on itself. As you no doubt noticed, this guy has ignored the most important aspect of this "sale:" The seller. Women aren't simply cars waiting to be bought by the first person to offer the minimum price; They are people, and agents unto themselves. They are comparing all offers given to them. This guy may think that men who spend more are being inefficient, but they are the ones who understand how the sale works. Someone who gives more time, more money, and more affection will be the one who's offer is accepted. This bozo might successfully get dates and some sex, but most women will inevitably leave him when they realize how little he invests in them. So he's actually wasting more time, because he puts all that up-front effort for very little return. Turns out, treating women like people isn't just the right thing to do, it's the smart thing to do!
Sir v had a stroke trying to freaking read this crap
@@motorized_butter1287 Why?
@@waterwaywordsmith3484 I can’t read this much, especially on a digital screen
@@motorized_butter1287 Oh. Watching on your phone?
@@waterwaywordsmith3484 no, tablet
OMG same! Every time I select a boyfriend from the shop, I make sure he's cheap, reliable and in good running order.
"Bring something we can all enjoy"
Wtf? If you are capable of enjoying bread, you can enjoy it just fine without wheat.
My stepdad did that when I decided to make something me and mom liked for dinner. He made fun of me because it wasn't something he liked and said... basically what you quoted. I felt real bad even after my mom said not to worry about what he thinks.
Or, bring your own! ☺☺
Thanks, this made me feel a bit better. I was having an overall shitty day and crying, but ain't nothin' like some choosing beggars to make me smile.
Ok, *_Rick Sanchez??_*
Quacamole nigga penis
*_Kanceled_*
In person.
@@scp--ts7mo ....
@@WaterDrinkingHydroDragon Bruh moment
7:00
If the boss wanted him to bring "bread everyone can enjoy" he should have pointed out that regular bread was NOT bread everyone could enjoy since he wouldn't be able to eat it due to his alergy. But that his gluten free bread WAS something everyone could enjoy, since being a douchebag is tne ony thing that prevents gluten tolerant people from eating and enjoying gluten free bread.
Oh yea.. he/she should definetly say that... and get fired as a return for badmouthing the Boss..
@@ForumcoldiArchon glad you agree
"Next time, bring bread we can ALL enjoy."
Except for you. You are not included in this "everyone"
Man: I don't like women and I don't want to spend any time with them.
Also that man: I can't get a woman who wants to spend her energy on me
The Incel guy should just buy a Real Doll and be done with anything related to dating/women. Jesus Christ.
It's not "active" enough for him apparently. He wants a f buddy but is too hideous inside and out for anyone to be his buddy let alone f him.
as a poly mess lesbian (I know women's feelings), even the sexbots would tell him to f off
Dami has a few wives already, can she marry me too? is poly mess a new sexuality or are you a polyamorous mess I'm very confused
@@soxpeewee Then he could simply pay for a prostitute.
@@chromberries7329 She's the latter.
Nobody:
Emkay: eat burger
Chik-Fil-A: *surprised pikachu face*
That crazy lady definitely planned for that "mistake" to happen to try to get free food
12:15 Correction OP: No one wants you.
"Now my office smells good and that's frustrating."
I really relate to this line. Whenever I walk in the break room and don't have any food on me I smell the goodness coming from the microwave/toaster oven and have a small moments of sadness and frustration.
Of course, I don't whine about it, because that's a douche move, but it's still a little tick in my mind.
I'm cooler then you, give me money
nu :3
Doll GODDAMMIT
*than
take my 0$
*uno reverse*
"Celiac brothers rise up!" As a celiac person, I can tell you right now I absolutely loved hearing him say that.
Oh hey you're coeliac too! I was diagnosed a few months ago. At work all staff get to make a toastie or panini for their lunch for free, but I'm not allowed to use the gluten free bread because it's so expensive, not even one slice, even though I normally have a salad or go to the shop for food so have never costed my work more than a few pence (cents) for my lunch, I just wanted toast that day and wasn't allowed any. So now I have to bring in my own loaf of bread if I want anything bread based :/
I like how the last guy was like:
''Okay, now that I have told you about this absolout BITCH, lets get to the important part. THE FOOD!!!'' and litterally just gives the recipe to the internet.
HEYHEYEHHAHAHAHHEEYYEYEHEHAHAYEHAHAHHWOWHOQYEYEHWYEHEYEYHYAHAHAYWHAHALSKKEYAYAYAYAHSHAYEJADKIDODOJDIBALABCOOOCOCOOJAJAAJAEBXOTUWJZCKOCEOCOUTUEXLZOEJRCJDKWKZKJFRKEX
I kinda want to see how that recipe tastes.
@@galaxyartist1145 I've made a similar recipe without the chocolate chips. It's delicious, and I have a feeling it would be even better with chocolate.
@@nailsarelife Now I want cookies.
Oh no. 🙈 Sorry. 😬
That guy comparing women to the car that he wants (probably a black F-150 with an American flag, a Confederate flag, an R.I.P. grandma decal on the back window, and a muscly arm holding a football out the window decal with a gas tank full of pure testoserone) really triggered me as a fellow member of the male species. Why are people like this.
Damien: 60 year old smoker voice:
*YOU FORGOT THE BANANAS*
Me:💀😂💀😂
1: hey is this still available
2: ye
1: ok can you deliver
2: ye
1: ok how much are you going to pay
2:....
2: what
The one with the son having to get kicked out surprised me. I'm getting out of the Army next month and my mom didn't hesitate to offer me the second bedroom in her new apartment. I couldn't be more grateful to have a place to call home while I go back to school and save up money to move into my own place. It means a lot that she's doing this for me and I told her repeatedly that I'll help out there in any way I can. The son here is a real dickhead for putting his parents through this, and here I am overly grateful to have an immediate living situation when I get discharged and want to bounce back asap.
if you're in the army, how do you type that
@@sparrowEP the army isnt jail y know
@@strav8337 70% of the army: dies
Me listening to the big boy post: “Ernies about to commit a hate crime.”
13:14 Damien really gave CL the “welcome to the salty spitoon, how tough are ya” voice
Can I have a job you just need to give me 1 million thanks!!!!
what if you wanted to go to heaven but god said
hamborger
...
pixelz11 ...
@@aubrie3568 ...
pixelz11 ...
@@fishylove1821 ...
I love Damien. The laugh and everything.
I like the speed at which your videos go, you don't do any fan-dangling intro bullshit at the start of your video, nor do you narrate slowly, you just get straight to the point, I like that, unlike other channels like RSlash that take a month to get into the video and a year and a half to be done with the Reddit story cause of how slow they narrate
By the way, you owe me £100 since I subscribed to your channel.
I think that this is fair because me clicking that button was A LOT of effort and caused me to need a surgery on my hand. I'll also need money to cover medical bills even though England has free health care but you don't need to know that.
Thanks.
Paralyzed from the neck down after subscribing I'm actually going to sue emkay
@@nyan9117 exactly, how ridiculous is it for him to FORCE us to subscribe with nothing in it for us! How selfish 🙄
After I pressed that button I got snapped by thanos and missed my bday so I’m gonna sue Damien for an infinite amount of money because time is priceless
@@carbinemelon5967 that's horrible! Hope you're okay, can't believe he'd do this to us! Xx 👺
This comment section is gold xD
**violently slaps big mac out of person's hands**
Lmao you're everywhere
¤loads shotgun with malicious intent¤
Him: Which white thing?
CB: Yes
11:10
Something=women if you were wondering
Choosing beggars hurt my small brain.
11:41 mans sounds like a four yr old in in the playground saying he didn’t want to play with the girls
12:40
I felt my soul leave having to hear all that. I pray he gets into a unfortunate accident where he loses the use of his dingaling
Maybe it would be better if you prayed that he gets in a *fatal* unfortunate accident where he loses the use of his heart
@@Rizztaroth oh no. see, If he loses his dingaling, it'll be worse than death for him
Elisabeth Lyonheart no one should wish that on anyone even a murderer
@@n1kk3l9 why not?
@@n1kk3l9 so, can i wish that man learns his mistakes and apologize for what he have said?
"I need to pay for my Netflix and hulu"
no you don't
The incel one was writen by a literal fedora with arms with a shrine to Saint Elliot the NeverScrewed.
After a hurricane, when a lot of stores were closed down, I ran out and found a gas station and bought a case of beer to share with the neighbors since all the lights were off. One of the neighbors asked, what kind of beer did you get? I said, free. She was thankful after that
1:20 This sounds like someone my mum worked with, he sued his parents because they said they would take care of him. When his parents won a load of money in the lottery, he sued them and claimed they were supposed to take care of him. I think he lost, unsurprisingly, but he was apparently not nice at work either
"Next time you bring bread, you should bring bread we can all enjoy."
No bread for everyone
*_L'Internationale starts playing in the background_*
Me: damn i want some of those cookies now...
OP: “here’s the recipe”
Me: oh, NICE!
"i don't like women" omg dying
That peanut butter cookie recipe is one I have used for 40 years! Well, I don’t put chocolate chips in them regularly, and I often use creamy peanut butter. I actually won a ribbon at a baking contest when I was 11 with those cookies!
i felt the celiac one. CELIAC BROTHERS RISE UPPPP
11:40 "I don't like woman"
Emkay:then serve to one choosing beggar.
Me: preferably one with a peanut allergy. 😑
“Yeah, Yeah, r/choosingbeggars I know”
Hey at least a they acknowledge it
i had been binging your videos for about an hour or so and planned to subscribe, so i literally dropped what i was doing when you demanded i subscribed, saying to myself, "i gotta."
My god that ice cream job, if I had been in his position I would’ve thrown the damn ice cream in her face.
13:05...I'm appalled....I'm just...*gagging noises* that is so disgusting...
How does your voice sound different every time?
🐐
@@dontosau have u seen it?
@@junky9984 No his mom told me (btw Sorry i was jokin xD)
Lol
@@siimad2988 no u
Unpopular opinion: posts that leave a bomb recipe are the best and you cannot convince me otherwise.
Also, tried the recipe at 18:27
It’s legitimately one of the best cookies I’ve eaten
posting bomb recipes is a good way to end up on a watchlist
@@digitalutopia1 💀💀
You are my favorite R/choosing beggars reading channel! Keep up the AMAZING Content!!
I have a story to share!
Where I live, most young adult’s main transportation is public transportation. While I was walking, (I’m not sure if it’s a CB) a man went up to me and asked for change for a *bus* pass (skytrain pass and bus passes are in different prices and in ages) have him $2. He told me “Uhh I don’t think it’s enough. I’m an adult.” I told him “You’re buying a bus pass right?” He said “Yeah, it’s $2.75 (that’s the skytrain price)” I told him, “It’s enough money for a bus pass.” And left.
Slazo is lost in the void
Hamburger
burgerham
BORGAR
slazo was banished to the shadow realm
@@BlockedUser420 good I'm glad
Oh god, that post describing women as objects for sex just made me beyond angry. I had to step away from the video just to calm down. I hope that guy gets what's coming to him.
An STD
same
1:00 I give this guy respect ✊ he knows what he done
the real choosing beggar is the one that slaps 5 ads on a 20 minute video.... an ad every 4 minutes is /totally/ immersive and fun to sit through. love ASMR reeses cup commercials.
Actually screenshotted that recipe...I love making homemade cookies from scratch and my Grandma's peanut butter cookie recipe usually knocks the socks off the peanut butter lovers, but this recipe might be more enjoyable for those who like a lil chocolate or crunch, I really never once thought of using crunchy peanut butter🤔
How exciting..and wow I have a CB to thank because without her we would have never gotten the cookie story at all!
P.s. I also like the open eating/open table policy...that is kinda how I used to be with friends and it really is fun
Noone :
LITERALLY NOT A SINGLE SOUL :
someone on the internet : may i have a house for free, i’ll give you a shoutout xx
Ok
Video: CB
Damien: "choosing beggar"
My brain: "C**k block"
same difference
Could someone pay me money, because I'm lazy
Ok
I have 20 pounds of pennies I could let you have. You would have to come pick them up, they are at my brothers house in Yellowknife BC, Canada. His house is only accessible by snowmobile, dog sled team, or if you have the stamina by snowshoe. See you soon!
Here *Gives 1 penny* your welcome
I appreciate the honesty.
Whenever I have hope to humanity I think back to these videos, man is humanity needy
The "big boy post" made me forget this was r/choosingbeggars. That was more like r/extremelyinfuriating.
damien hold back on the ads mate
if u dont my slazo will be in contact
Y e s
1:10
Oh god, they're becoming self aware
They are becoming self aware.. Yet they haven't gotten smarter.
Do you want HAMBURGER?
Damian has an amazing laugh and great voice actor potential! Love you!
I remember every day during school I only ate until 7 pm when I got home because I never liked the lunch food. But my friend at school were kind enough to give me some or their lunch and then I started bringing food for him until then our whole friend group started to bring food for each other and we would always try to bring the best food. I miss those days
5:39 coeliac bruddas? me too! *_RISE UP_*
Me too!
@@credendovides20 Bro
@@QriviateA Bro
Me too 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻
@@ambiguousforest5670 Bro
The title just reminds of Pewdiepie reviewing the Hamburger meme yesterday. 🤦♀️
Ariana Miranda ok
so??
Well he is a choosing begger so makes sence.
I'm celiac too
Gluten free bread is so expensive and most of the it's doesn't taste good qwq
All the black screens showing where he had to stop and just cringe during the incel post cracked me up
That one about the fruit lady seriously messed me up, I could NOT have handled that calmly
Nah I prefer hamger
let me acquire the *B Ö R G A R*
12:00 this dude isn’t making me, as a female, feel respected
I'm not a woman but that's... a little too far
That stupidly long one brings up a memory from high school. Grade 11 biology. I can't quite remember what the subject was exactly, but the teacher had all the girls in the class say what kind of traits we would look for in a partner (good looks, nice, funny, supportive, etc). We filled the board. And then it was the boys' turn. The teacher gave them as much time as he could and they could only come up with two things, nice with good looks. I still find it pretty funny to think about.
I'm amazed at people who can take CBs, I'd probably go berserk on any of them. Especially that Crazy Lady one... Kudos to people who have a great amount of patience and reason!
Hey slaz-....this isn't slazo!
No shit
Pat the meme stealer r/ihavereddit
haha this has never ever been used before of course hahaha
@@LL-tr5et I know right? It's very original!
@@elitrix8860 I don't think you get the joke it ment as he isn't slazo anymore and the owner of the channel changed
Why are you doing that smack sound? I'm choosing to beg you please don't do it anymore REEEEEEEEE
Agent Scuttle you want him to stop salivating? It’s normal, get over yourself, it’s as if you asked him why he is a dude. Doesn’t make sense and is unanswerable.
@@SlaveOfAllahSwt1908 🙄 r/whoosh
Lmaooo
@@michie666 thank you for your service
BT 21 No, nobody fucking “salivates” that audibly that often.
r/choosingburgers
Its choosingbeggars
*dummy*
@Dank Matter reeeeeead username
MASSIVE LOL PRANK
_GAMERS_
Misses Your Jokes
don't worry
I miss your jokes too
Why did you stop making them?
@@bruhSaintJohn your thinking of another misser of jokes
Misses Your Jokes Haha, that's funny! I knew you still got it. Aight, gotta go, keep making them jokes aight? Bye
Damien is my favorite! Love his voice. I listen to his videos while doing school work so I don't completely loose my sanity.
5:11
"Stop selling stuff that I want, I can't afford it so it makes me feel bad."
Way too many ads on this one.. took away from the video. They usually don't bother me but I've counted 6 so far ..
Thanks to new UA-cam it’s now 12 ads and 100% longer
Your voice is like a mix of Swagger Souls and Patrick Warburton
Objectification 100
Me:
Incel:I don't want a woman for anything else but sex
Bro can I have free life insurance my son wants it for Christmas.
Edit: Y’all so inconsiderate smh 😤 it’s just life insurance you ruined my daughters thanksgiving 😠😠😩😩😩😤😤
the fact that i wanted that video while eating a burger, makes me want another one
I feel ya. Love your pfp.