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  • @hoppa6561
    @hoppa6561 5 років тому +4014

    Oh no... *They're becoming self-aware*

    • @datboigrant7606
      @datboigrant7606 5 років тому +144

      We gotta put em down before it's to late!

    • @theparodymonster1
      @theparodymonster1 5 років тому +45

      @@datboigrant7606 are you saying we start killing them?

    • @peachbeerbazooka2704
      @peachbeerbazooka2704 5 років тому +119

      @@theparodymonster1 torture not kill

    • @theparodymonster1
      @theparodymonster1 5 років тому +66

      @@peachbeerbazooka2704 i support this cause

    • @hoppa6561
      @hoppa6561 5 років тому +34

      We have to come up with an elaborate plan to ruin their lives.

  • @princesspuffin8334
    @princesspuffin8334 5 років тому +890

    7:17
    It's actually pretty considerate of that person to share their bread. Gluten free is super expensive

    • @dreamingblue3939
      @dreamingblue3939 5 років тому +62

      It is pretty pricy. Makes the CB so much more annoying..

    • @connorbraun7305
      @connorbraun7305 5 років тому +13

      it doesn't even taste that bad. . .

    • @Zarnoxian
      @Zarnoxian 5 років тому +26

      Dude, in my point of view... if its bread. ITS FUCKING BREAD STOP BITCHING AROUND CB. I don't care what bread it is, tortilla, toast, baguette, pocket bread whatever. It makes almost no difference.

    • @mischiefthedegenerateratto7464
      @mischiefthedegenerateratto7464 5 років тому +3

      @Curtis Riceman I'm confused, you siding with the choosing beggar or with the OP?

    • @nothingtoit142
      @nothingtoit142 4 роки тому +6

      It is! I have a family member with celiac and I buy her a bunch of flour (loves to bake) for her birthday usually or something else she can use that's good and gluten free because it's so expensive and hard to find tasty stuff.

  • @freak6988
    @freak6988 4 роки тому +380

    "This is soaked in incel-juice"
    So is his body pillow.

    • @maybej
      @maybej 3 роки тому +9

      Good one dude, good one.

    • @wolf1066
      @wolf1066 3 роки тому +8

      Now that's an image I can't scrub from my mind!

    • @KkDaBoss
      @KkDaBoss 3 роки тому +2

      African Chungus

    • @AbsolutelyAri1
      @AbsolutelyAri1 3 роки тому +2

      why why why

    • @monroerobbins7551
      @monroerobbins7551 2 роки тому +1

      This made me choke, thank you

  • @spaceypuppy6738
    @spaceypuppy6738 5 років тому +1030

    11:32
    Dude: I want a woman that wants me!
    Dude: *puts love in quotations, makes blatant claims about how he doesn't like women.*
    Dude: I want a woman that wants me!

    • @birdbrain6503
      @birdbrain6503 5 років тому +70

      Any incel who thinks those tactics work are idiots. Only a half brain dead woman would stay with someone like them

    • @threedaysgrace2233
      @threedaysgrace2233 5 років тому +70

      Honestly that should be in r/incels not choosing beggars. But I can see how it fits. As women it gave me chills and reminded in the old days when women were treated like this.

    • @vvvvv290
      @vvvvv290 5 років тому +34

      Yes. That plus the fact that the incel also has to offer something. When I read such posts I always wonder "yea and what can you offer?"

    • @randompromises1038
      @randompromises1038 4 роки тому +35

      @@vvvvv290 if they can offer me ice cream and hugs and anime references
      i'll still fling myself into the sun because i'll be damned if i'm objectified

    • @velk-66791
      @velk-66791 4 роки тому +23

      Honestly that dude seems to see women as some kind of tool he can have sex with

  • @EnchantedPika
    @EnchantedPika 5 років тому +1903

    Optimist: The cup is half full
    Pessimist: The cup is half empty
    Choosing beggar: The cup is free for me

  • @merch7736
    @merch7736 5 років тому +3126

    Damien is my favorite for his old man laugh

    • @SlaveOfAllahSwt1908
      @SlaveOfAllahSwt1908 5 років тому +9

      LilBillboard why doesn’t this have more likes?

    • @eyalharel810
      @eyalharel810 5 років тому +5

      BT 21 because slazo is better

    • @Wangrock_hardJohnson
      @Wangrock_hardJohnson 5 років тому +1

      @@eyalharel810 nonudj

    • @mothswag9153
      @mothswag9153 5 років тому +56

      @@eyalharel810 from absolute honesty, from the complete absolute bottom of my heart, shut the fuck up.

    • @takehimtothegrave
      @takehimtothegrave 5 років тому +13

      Eyal Harel shut the fuck up

  • @KC-zc8ic
    @KC-zc8ic 5 років тому +268

    12:08 that man has never touched a woman in his life.

    • @jacklow9611
      @jacklow9611 4 роки тому +29

      Sounds like a woman hasn't ever touched him, either. And some say women aren't smart.

    • @jacklow9611
      @jacklow9611 4 роки тому +8

      @G0LIATH: If you notice, I said, "...SOME SAY ..." I never said that I thought that.

    • @surav4702
      @surav4702 4 роки тому +7

      And he never will, from the looks of it. 😊

    • @fiveelevenevan
      @fiveelevenevan 3 роки тому +5

      Thank god

    • @pungetello
      @pungetello 3 роки тому +11

      It's like he can't fathom that most men don't view women as objects, and thinks love is just a plague of the mind to suck away your money and time. How awful. I hope I never meet someone like him.

  • @sagesaria
    @sagesaria 5 років тому +934

    "I don't like women and--" WOOP THERE IT IS

    • @violeteatsstars
      @violeteatsstars 4 роки тому

      Time stamp?

    • @violeteatsstars
      @violeteatsstars 4 роки тому +2

      Jar jar Binks thanks! Preciate it

    • @doggoruiningartworks
      @doggoruiningartworks 4 роки тому +6

      Johanna Olson probably late, but the timestamp’s 11:40

    • @Geheimnis-c2e
      @Geheimnis-c2e 4 роки тому +25

      For someone trying to sound logical, he sounds extremely stupid.
      He basically rolled over his words, looping them in other statements to sound smart.

    • @cra2ymanplays850
      @cra2ymanplays850 4 роки тому +5

      And VIRGIN

  • @remratsuken
    @remratsuken 5 років тому +135

    You see, when I got to the incel one, I first thought "oh, he's just going to say don't spend insane amounts of money on a girl when it's impractical to do so".
    And then I read the rest and had a seizure.

  • @owiskhair9844
    @owiskhair9844 5 років тому +865

    The way that guy talk's about women made me physically hurt and disgusted

    • @allikitos
      @allikitos 4 роки тому +12

      How did it make you physically hurt and what do you mean it made you discussed?

    • @Cesarlmao
      @Cesarlmao 4 роки тому +69

      @@allikitos i think they meant disgusted

    • @RealClippzz
      @RealClippzz 4 роки тому +31

      When you guys are here do you guys a have a Lamborghini? The best price I can give is 10 dolor

    • @allikitos
      @allikitos 4 роки тому +5

      @@RealClippzz My father used to have a Diablo back in 2002 when I was about 8. Cars was his passion so he's changed about 72 of them. At this point nothing really impressed me, especially the douchebags with the pimped tincans showing off.
      The most peculiar car I had seen back then was a Plymouth Prowler.

    • @sofia7368
      @sofia7368 4 роки тому +7

      owis khair who discussed you? And what did they talk about??

  • @grangerbrooks3162
    @grangerbrooks3162 5 років тому +4313

    Hi, is anyone giving away their Lamborghini for free.. Must be frost white, black interior with black rims and brand new.
    Thank you

    • @PsychologyandChillwMichi
      @PsychologyandChillwMichi 5 років тому +262

      I have one, but it's got about 20,000 miles on it. And the rims are white....

    • @zizo8836
      @zizo8836 5 років тому +364

      @@PsychologyandChillwMichi Well its fine with me, can you get to mars tho? Its my dad's sons birthday

    • @PsychologyandChillwMichi
      @PsychologyandChillwMichi 5 років тому +190

      @@zizo8836 When's Elon's next flight? We'd have to pull a few loops to make that happen. And you might need to pay air faire for that.

    • @menrathmatei4402
      @menrathmatei4402 5 років тому +169

      @@PsychologyandChillwMichi nah man just buy the tickets for me and i'll do a shout out cheers thx

    • @zizo8836
      @zizo8836 5 років тому +128

      @@PsychologyandChillwMichi I have to pay airfare too, thats too much, can't you just pay for that yourself, as a good deed

  • @jackhammargren
    @jackhammargren 5 років тому +89

    13:31
    Love how its "Crazy Lady" yet u give her a VERY deep voice.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ShuichiMin57
      @ShuichiMin57 5 років тому +9

      thats how crazy ladies talk irl

    • @TheBoringEdward
      @TheBoringEdward 5 років тому +7

      "A number nine large..."

    • @Kakmanmartinez666
      @Kakmanmartinez666 3 роки тому +2

      That woman would make me wanna quit my job... I swear I thought it was a prank

  • @OnEiNsAnEmOtHeRfUcKa
    @OnEiNsAnEmOtHeRfUcKa 5 років тому +240

    9:26 This actually _isn't_ an incel, it's just a straight-up sociopath.

    • @Dice-Z
      @Dice-Z 4 роки тому +25

      But incels ARE sociopath. *dab*
      Also has that distinct unpleasant "herp derp redpill" vibe

    • @bestmom5788
      @bestmom5788 4 роки тому +19

      @@Dice-Z did you just freaking say ' *dab* '?
      That's enough internet cringe for today ;v;

    • @KCCC326
      @KCCC326 4 роки тому +4

      I have been married for years to a wonderful successful woman. He is a bad person, But he is also entirely correct.

    • @-silly
      @-silly 4 роки тому +1

      @@KCCC326 wait why did u say woman if u said he

    • @mgb2172
      @mgb2172 4 роки тому +2

      This is one of the only humans Doomslayer would happily treat as he does us down here in the pits of Cthulhu

  • @zoroark101
    @zoroark101 4 роки тому +87

    I'd like to debunk that incel's theory about spending time on women by turning his metaphor back on itself. As you no doubt noticed, this guy has ignored the most important aspect of this "sale:" The seller. Women aren't simply cars waiting to be bought by the first person to offer the minimum price; They are people, and agents unto themselves. They are comparing all offers given to them. This guy may think that men who spend more are being inefficient, but they are the ones who understand how the sale works. Someone who gives more time, more money, and more affection will be the one who's offer is accepted. This bozo might successfully get dates and some sex, but most women will inevitably leave him when they realize how little he invests in them. So he's actually wasting more time, because he puts all that up-front effort for very little return. Turns out, treating women like people isn't just the right thing to do, it's the smart thing to do!

  • @Merel98
    @Merel98 4 роки тому +22

    OMG same! Every time I select a boyfriend from the shop, I make sure he's cheap, reliable and in good running order.

  • @nyxarachne663
    @nyxarachne663 5 років тому +59

    "Bring something we can all enjoy"
    Wtf? If you are capable of enjoying bread, you can enjoy it just fine without wheat.

    • @MadameSomnambule
      @MadameSomnambule 4 роки тому +6

      My stepdad did that when I decided to make something me and mom liked for dinner. He made fun of me because it wasn't something he liked and said... basically what you quoted. I felt real bad even after my mom said not to worry about what he thinks.

    • @juliewitte7599
      @juliewitte7599 3 роки тому +1

      Or, bring your own! ☺☺

  • @WaterDrinkingHydroDragon
    @WaterDrinkingHydroDragon 5 років тому +71

    Thanks, this made me feel a bit better. I was having an overall shitty day and crying, but ain't nothin' like some choosing beggars to make me smile.

  • @spiderdude2099
    @spiderdude2099 5 років тому +88

    7:00
    If the boss wanted him to bring "bread everyone can enjoy" he should have pointed out that regular bread was NOT bread everyone could enjoy since he wouldn't be able to eat it due to his alergy. But that his gluten free bread WAS something everyone could enjoy, since being a douchebag is tne ony thing that prevents gluten tolerant people from eating and enjoying gluten free bread.

    • @ForumcoldiArchon
      @ForumcoldiArchon 2 роки тому

      Oh yea.. he/she should definetly say that... and get fired as a return for badmouthing the Boss..

    • @spiderdude2099
      @spiderdude2099 2 роки тому

      @@ForumcoldiArchon glad you agree

  • @scepticalhyenas5750
    @scepticalhyenas5750 5 років тому +18

    "Next time, bring bread we can ALL enjoy."
    Except for you. You are not included in this "everyone"

  • @aerongray2228
    @aerongray2228 5 років тому +16

    Man: I don't like women and I don't want to spend any time with them.
    Also that man: I can't get a woman who wants to spend her energy on me

  • @stoppickingurnose7852
    @stoppickingurnose7852 5 років тому +546

    The Incel guy should just buy a Real Doll and be done with anything related to dating/women. Jesus Christ.

    • @soxpeewee
      @soxpeewee 5 років тому +83

      It's not "active" enough for him apparently. He wants a f buddy but is too hideous inside and out for anyone to be his buddy let alone f him.

    • @Daphnemotherfucker
      @Daphnemotherfucker 5 років тому +51

      as a poly mess lesbian (I know women's feelings), even the sexbots would tell him to f off

    • @chromberries7329
      @chromberries7329 5 років тому

      Dami has a few wives already, can she marry me too? is poly mess a new sexuality or are you a polyamorous mess I'm very confused

    • @cutienerdgirl
      @cutienerdgirl 5 років тому +4

      @@soxpeewee Then he could simply pay for a prostitute.

    • @cutienerdgirl
      @cutienerdgirl 5 років тому +1

      @@chromberries7329 She's the latter.

  • @KC-zc8ic
    @KC-zc8ic 5 років тому +138

    Nobody:
    Emkay: eat burger
    Chik-Fil-A: *surprised pikachu face*

  • @herobrine7617
    @herobrine7617 3 роки тому +8

    That crazy lady definitely planned for that "mistake" to happen to try to get free food

  • @Lanoira13
    @Lanoira13 5 років тому +26

    12:15 Correction OP: No one wants you.

  • @KevetteofArethria
    @KevetteofArethria 4 роки тому +7

    "Now my office smells good and that's frustrating."
    I really relate to this line. Whenever I walk in the break room and don't have any food on me I smell the goodness coming from the microwave/toaster oven and have a small moments of sadness and frustration.
    Of course, I don't whine about it, because that's a douche move, but it's still a little tick in my mind.

  • @nicc8451
    @nicc8451 5 років тому +152

    I'm cooler then you, give me money

  • @potatogod3587
    @potatogod3587 3 роки тому +3

    "Celiac brothers rise up!" As a celiac person, I can tell you right now I absolutely loved hearing him say that.

  • @ellielopez7101
    @ellielopez7101 4 роки тому +3

    Oh hey you're coeliac too! I was diagnosed a few months ago. At work all staff get to make a toastie or panini for their lunch for free, but I'm not allowed to use the gluten free bread because it's so expensive, not even one slice, even though I normally have a salad or go to the shop for food so have never costed my work more than a few pence (cents) for my lunch, I just wanted toast that day and wasn't allowed any. So now I have to bring in my own loaf of bread if I want anything bread based :/

  • @atlasvester6696
    @atlasvester6696 4 роки тому +16

    I like how the last guy was like:
    ''Okay, now that I have told you about this absolout BITCH, lets get to the important part. THE FOOD!!!'' and litterally just gives the recipe to the internet.

    • @epicmattyt6564
      @epicmattyt6564 3 роки тому +1

      HEYHEYEHHAHAHAHHEEYYEYEHEHAHAYEHAHAHHWOWHOQYEYEHWYEHEYEYHYAHAHAYWHAHALSKKEYAYAYAYAHSHAYEJADKIDODOJDIBALABCOOOCOCOOJAJAAJAEBXOTUWJZCKOCEOCOUTUEXLZOEJRCJDKWKZKJFRKEX

    • @galaxyartist1145
      @galaxyartist1145 3 роки тому

      I kinda want to see how that recipe tastes.

    • @nailsarelife
      @nailsarelife 3 роки тому

      @@galaxyartist1145 I've made a similar recipe without the chocolate chips. It's delicious, and I have a feeling it would be even better with chocolate.

    • @galaxyartist1145
      @galaxyartist1145 3 роки тому

      @@nailsarelife Now I want cookies.

    • @nailsarelife
      @nailsarelife 3 роки тому

      Oh no. 🙈 Sorry. 😬

  • @thomasgallagher6935
    @thomasgallagher6935 5 років тому +2

    That guy comparing women to the car that he wants (probably a black F-150 with an American flag, a Confederate flag, an R.I.P. grandma decal on the back window, and a muscly arm holding a football out the window decal with a gas tank full of pure testoserone) really triggered me as a fellow member of the male species. Why are people like this.

  • @crescentblueee
    @crescentblueee 5 років тому +8

    Damien: 60 year old smoker voice:
    *YOU FORGOT THE BANANAS*
    Me:💀😂💀😂

  • @Nico-uy2so
    @Nico-uy2so 5 років тому +6

    1: hey is this still available
    2: ye
    1: ok can you deliver
    2: ye
    1: ok how much are you going to pay
    2:....
    2: what

  • @23t22
    @23t22 4 роки тому +7

    The one with the son having to get kicked out surprised me. I'm getting out of the Army next month and my mom didn't hesitate to offer me the second bedroom in her new apartment. I couldn't be more grateful to have a place to call home while I go back to school and save up money to move into my own place. It means a lot that she's doing this for me and I told her repeatedly that I'll help out there in any way I can. The son here is a real dickhead for putting his parents through this, and here I am overly grateful to have an immediate living situation when I get discharged and want to bounce back asap.

    • @sparrowEP
      @sparrowEP 2 роки тому

      if you're in the army, how do you type that

    • @strav8337
      @strav8337 2 роки тому

      @@sparrowEP the army isnt jail y know

    • @sparrowEP
      @sparrowEP 2 роки тому

      @@strav8337 70% of the army: dies

  • @justahedgehogwithinternet6963
    @justahedgehogwithinternet6963 5 років тому +16

    Me listening to the big boy post: “Ernies about to commit a hate crime.”

  • @knightontheinternet281
    @knightontheinternet281 3 роки тому +3

    13:14 Damien really gave CL the “welcome to the salty spitoon, how tough are ya” voice

  • @whatthefrickamidoinghereto1918
    @whatthefrickamidoinghereto1918 5 років тому +127

    Can I have a job you just need to give me 1 million thanks!!!!

  • @aubrie3568
    @aubrie3568 5 років тому +126

    what if you wanted to go to heaven but god said
    hamborger

  • @wildthang162
    @wildthang162 5 років тому +21

    I love Damien. The laugh and everything.

  • @elcotonex9016
    @elcotonex9016 5 років тому +1

    I like the speed at which your videos go, you don't do any fan-dangling intro bullshit at the start of your video, nor do you narrate slowly, you just get straight to the point, I like that, unlike other channels like RSlash that take a month to get into the video and a year and a half to be done with the Reddit story cause of how slow they narrate

  • @yuhyuh1806
    @yuhyuh1806 5 років тому +388

    By the way, you owe me £100 since I subscribed to your channel.
    I think that this is fair because me clicking that button was A LOT of effort and caused me to need a surgery on my hand. I'll also need money to cover medical bills even though England has free health care but you don't need to know that.
    Thanks.

    • @nyan9117
      @nyan9117 5 років тому +49

      Paralyzed from the neck down after subscribing I'm actually going to sue emkay

    • @yuhyuh1806
      @yuhyuh1806 5 років тому +42

      @@nyan9117 exactly, how ridiculous is it for him to FORCE us to subscribe with nothing in it for us! How selfish 🙄

    • @carbinemelon5967
      @carbinemelon5967 5 років тому +34

      After I pressed that button I got snapped by thanos and missed my bday so I’m gonna sue Damien for an infinite amount of money because time is priceless

    • @yuhyuh1806
      @yuhyuh1806 5 років тому +19

      @@carbinemelon5967 that's horrible! Hope you're okay, can't believe he'd do this to us! Xx 👺

    • @introdispenser5707
      @introdispenser5707 5 років тому +17

      This comment section is gold xD

  • @Snapmare_
    @Snapmare_ 5 років тому +22

    **violently slaps big mac out of person's hands**

    • @coledee9787
      @coledee9787 5 років тому +3

      Lmao you're everywhere

    • @ionman1761
      @ionman1761 5 років тому

      ¤loads shotgun with malicious intent¤

  • @tp7518
    @tp7518 5 років тому +5

    Him: Which white thing?
    CB: Yes

  • @witchcraft7870
    @witchcraft7870 5 років тому +20

    11:10
    Something=women if you were wondering

  • @puredemon5926
    @puredemon5926 3 роки тому +2

    Choosing beggars hurt my small brain.

  • @Eoin362
    @Eoin362 3 роки тому +2

    11:41 mans sounds like a four yr old in in the playground saying he didn’t want to play with the girls

  • @EliKat94
    @EliKat94 5 років тому +20

    12:40
    I felt my soul leave having to hear all that. I pray he gets into a unfortunate accident where he loses the use of his dingaling

    • @Rizztaroth
      @Rizztaroth 4 роки тому +1

      Maybe it would be better if you prayed that he gets in a *fatal* unfortunate accident where he loses the use of his heart

    • @EliKat94
      @EliKat94 4 роки тому +3

      @@Rizztaroth oh no. see, If he loses his dingaling, it'll be worse than death for him

    • @n1kk3l9
      @n1kk3l9 4 роки тому

      Elisabeth Lyonheart no one should wish that on anyone even a murderer

    • @YouAbsoluteSpoon
      @YouAbsoluteSpoon 4 роки тому +1

      @@n1kk3l9 why not?

    • @EvilMeganium
      @EvilMeganium 3 роки тому +2

      @@n1kk3l9 so, can i wish that man learns his mistakes and apologize for what he have said?

  • @DevineInnovations
    @DevineInnovations 5 років тому +5

    "I need to pay for my Netflix and hulu"
    no you don't

  • @YetAnotherGeorgeth
    @YetAnotherGeorgeth 5 років тому +9

    The incel one was writen by a literal fedora with arms with a shrine to Saint Elliot the NeverScrewed.

  • @lillith77
    @lillith77 4 роки тому +1

    After a hurricane, when a lot of stores were closed down, I ran out and found a gas station and bought a case of beer to share with the neighbors since all the lights were off. One of the neighbors asked, what kind of beer did you get? I said, free. She was thankful after that

  • @ananonymousyoutubeuser8769
    @ananonymousyoutubeuser8769 4 роки тому +1

    1:20 This sounds like someone my mum worked with, he sued his parents because they said they would take care of him. When his parents won a load of money in the lottery, he sued them and claimed they were supposed to take care of him. I think he lost, unsurprisingly, but he was apparently not nice at work either

  • @Gia1911Logous
    @Gia1911Logous 4 роки тому +3

    "Next time you bring bread, you should bring bread we can all enjoy."
    No bread for everyone
    *_L'Internationale starts playing in the background_*

  • @ShiftingFixations
    @ShiftingFixations 4 роки тому +3

    Me: damn i want some of those cookies now...
    OP: “here’s the recipe”
    Me: oh, NICE!

  • @viridaalice
    @viridaalice 5 років тому +5

    "i don't like women" omg dying

  • @mswendybear1
    @mswendybear1 4 роки тому +1

    That peanut butter cookie recipe is one I have used for 40 years! Well, I don’t put chocolate chips in them regularly, and I often use creamy peanut butter. I actually won a ribbon at a baking contest when I was 11 with those cookies!

  • @ella-ub5th
    @ella-ub5th 3 роки тому +1

    i felt the celiac one. CELIAC BROTHERS RISE UPPPP

  • @minadukes2159
    @minadukes2159 5 років тому +13

    11:40 "I don't like woman"

  • @JohnnyTyrant
    @JohnnyTyrant 5 років тому +3

    Emkay:then serve to one choosing beggar.
    Me: preferably one with a peanut allergy. 😑

  • @calliel9188
    @calliel9188 4 роки тому +16

    “Yeah, Yeah, r/choosingbeggars I know”
    Hey at least a they acknowledge it

  • @bunnietime5620
    @bunnietime5620 5 років тому

    i had been binging your videos for about an hour or so and planned to subscribe, so i literally dropped what i was doing when you demanded i subscribed, saying to myself, "i gotta."

  • @justanotheryoutubechannel
    @justanotheryoutubechannel 2 роки тому +1

    My god that ice cream job, if I had been in his position I would’ve thrown the damn ice cream in her face.

  • @Snc-np4hr
    @Snc-np4hr 4 роки тому +3

    13:05...I'm appalled....I'm just...*gagging noises* that is so disgusting...

  • @Jennuhba
    @Jennuhba 5 років тому +64

    How does your voice sound different every time?

  • @Nothinghereismeallisnot
    @Nothinghereismeallisnot 5 років тому +3

    Unpopular opinion: posts that leave a bomb recipe are the best and you cannot convince me otherwise.
    Also, tried the recipe at 18:27
    It’s legitimately one of the best cookies I’ve eaten

    • @digitalutopia1
      @digitalutopia1 3 роки тому +1

      posting bomb recipes is a good way to end up on a watchlist

    • @nanattechi
      @nanattechi 10 місяців тому

      ​@@digitalutopia1 💀💀

  • @CarnivorousConnor
    @CarnivorousConnor 4 роки тому

    You are my favorite R/choosing beggars reading channel! Keep up the AMAZING Content!!

  • @dionnaly7186
    @dionnaly7186 5 років тому +1

    I have a story to share!
    Where I live, most young adult’s main transportation is public transportation. While I was walking, (I’m not sure if it’s a CB) a man went up to me and asked for change for a *bus* pass (skytrain pass and bus passes are in different prices and in ages) have him $2. He told me “Uhh I don’t think it’s enough. I’m an adult.” I told him “You’re buying a bus pass right?” He said “Yeah, it’s $2.75 (that’s the skytrain price)” I told him, “It’s enough money for a bus pass.” And left.

  • @maverick885
    @maverick885 5 років тому +48

    Slazo is lost in the void

  • @tbaywildcat9043
    @tbaywildcat9043 5 років тому +7

    Oh god, that post describing women as objects for sex just made me beyond angry. I had to step away from the video just to calm down. I hope that guy gets what's coming to him.

  • @o_obeanso_o4881
    @o_obeanso_o4881 4 роки тому +3

    1:00 I give this guy respect ✊ he knows what he done

  • @horseonajetpilot
    @horseonajetpilot 5 років тому

    the real choosing beggar is the one that slaps 5 ads on a 20 minute video.... an ad every 4 minutes is /totally/ immersive and fun to sit through. love ASMR reeses cup commercials.

  • @bookapillar
    @bookapillar 5 років тому +1

    Actually screenshotted that recipe...I love making homemade cookies from scratch and my Grandma's peanut butter cookie recipe usually knocks the socks off the peanut butter lovers, but this recipe might be more enjoyable for those who like a lil chocolate or crunch, I really never once thought of using crunchy peanut butter🤔
    How exciting..and wow I have a CB to thank because without her we would have never gotten the cookie story at all!
    P.s. I also like the open eating/open table policy...that is kinda how I used to be with friends and it really is fun

  • @spacehops
    @spacehops 5 років тому +12

    Noone :
    LITERALLY NOT A SINGLE SOUL :
    someone on the internet : may i have a house for free, i’ll give you a shoutout xx

  • @therocknrollmillennial535
    @therocknrollmillennial535 5 років тому +5

    Video: CB
    Damien: "choosing beggar"
    My brain: "C**k block"

  • @Haydn8oR
    @Haydn8oR 5 років тому +29

    Could someone pay me money, because I'm lazy

    • @6kourte650
      @6kourte650 5 років тому +4

      Ok

    • @brennansawyer1377
      @brennansawyer1377 5 років тому +1

      I have 20 pounds of pennies I could let you have. You would have to come pick them up, they are at my brothers house in Yellowknife BC, Canada. His house is only accessible by snowmobile, dog sled team, or if you have the stamina by snowshoe. See you soon!

    • @sevenjames2050
      @sevenjames2050 5 років тому

      Here *Gives 1 penny* your welcome

    • @jasondyrkacz8270
      @jasondyrkacz8270 5 років тому

      I appreciate the honesty.

  • @BananaWasTaken
    @BananaWasTaken 4 роки тому +1

    Whenever I have hope to humanity I think back to these videos, man is humanity needy

  • @CreepersNeedHugs
    @CreepersNeedHugs 2 роки тому +1

    The "big boy post" made me forget this was r/choosingbeggars. That was more like r/extremelyinfuriating.

  • @inkef9921
    @inkef9921 5 років тому +14

    damien hold back on the ads mate
    if u dont my slazo will be in contact

  • @Dorufumingu
    @Dorufumingu 5 років тому +5

    1:10
    Oh god, they're becoming self aware

    • @AJayeBirdie
      @AJayeBirdie 5 років тому +1

      They are becoming self aware.. Yet they haven't gotten smarter.

  • @imnautic9238
    @imnautic9238 5 років тому +8

    Do you want HAMBURGER?

  • @ddaengddeongroommates9586
    @ddaengddeongroommates9586 5 років тому +1

    Damian has an amazing laugh and great voice actor potential! Love you!

  • @ivana.946
    @ivana.946 4 роки тому

    I remember every day during school I only ate until 7 pm when I got home because I never liked the lunch food. But my friend at school were kind enough to give me some or their lunch and then I started bringing food for him until then our whole friend group started to bring food for each other and we would always try to bring the best food. I miss those days

  • @QriviateA
    @QriviateA 5 років тому +4

    5:39 coeliac bruddas? me too! *_RISE UP_*

  • @arianamiranda3660
    @arianamiranda3660 5 років тому +26

    The title just reminds of Pewdiepie reviewing the Hamburger meme yesterday. 🤦‍♀️

    • @inkystix5327
      @inkystix5327 5 років тому +1

      Ariana Miranda ok
      so??

    • @CruiserDynasty
      @CruiserDynasty 5 років тому

      Well he is a choosing begger so makes sence.

  • @sillyshrimp
    @sillyshrimp 5 років тому +5

    I'm celiac too
    Gluten free bread is so expensive and most of the it's doesn't taste good qwq

  • @Sk8lyn
    @Sk8lyn 5 років тому +1

    All the black screens showing where he had to stop and just cringe during the incel post cracked me up

  • @petersquatch
    @petersquatch 4 роки тому

    That one about the fruit lady seriously messed me up, I could NOT have handled that calmly

  • @Snapmare_
    @Snapmare_ 5 років тому +13

    Nah I prefer hamger

  • @hakon4827
    @hakon4827 5 років тому +4

    let me acquire the *B Ö R G A R*

  • @half-clancattriestoanimate6960
    @half-clancattriestoanimate6960 4 роки тому +3

    12:00 this dude isn’t making me, as a female, feel respected

    • @downstacked5529
      @downstacked5529 4 роки тому +1

      I'm not a woman but that's... a little too far

  • @Cookiofshadows2
    @Cookiofshadows2 2 роки тому

    That stupidly long one brings up a memory from high school. Grade 11 biology. I can't quite remember what the subject was exactly, but the teacher had all the girls in the class say what kind of traits we would look for in a partner (good looks, nice, funny, supportive, etc). We filled the board. And then it was the boys' turn. The teacher gave them as much time as he could and they could only come up with two things, nice with good looks. I still find it pretty funny to think about.

  • @skullcrusade3436
    @skullcrusade3436 5 років тому

    I'm amazed at people who can take CBs, I'd probably go berserk on any of them. Especially that Crazy Lady one... Kudos to people who have a great amount of patience and reason!

  • @xad1809
    @xad1809 5 років тому +22

    Hey slaz-....this isn't slazo!

    • @elitrix8860
      @elitrix8860 5 років тому

      No shit

    • @siimad2988
      @siimad2988 5 років тому +3

      Pat the meme stealer r/ihavereddit

    • @LL-tr5et
      @LL-tr5et 5 років тому

      haha this has never ever been used before of course hahaha

    • @xad1809
      @xad1809 5 років тому

      @@LL-tr5et I know right? It's very original!

    • @xad1809
      @xad1809 5 років тому

      @@elitrix8860 I don't think you get the joke it ment as he isn't slazo anymore and the owner of the channel changed

  • @michie666
    @michie666 5 років тому +69

    Why are you doing that smack sound? I'm choosing to beg you please don't do it anymore REEEEEEEEE

    • @SlaveOfAllahSwt1908
      @SlaveOfAllahSwt1908 5 років тому +4

      Agent Scuttle you want him to stop salivating? It’s normal, get over yourself, it’s as if you asked him why he is a dude. Doesn’t make sense and is unanswerable.

    • @michie666
      @michie666 5 років тому +5

      @@SlaveOfAllahSwt1908 🙄 r/whoosh

    • @virekin0t719
      @virekin0t719 5 років тому +2

      Lmaooo

    • @datboigrant7606
      @datboigrant7606 5 років тому +3

      @@michie666 thank you for your service

    • @seltzerwater7933
      @seltzerwater7933 5 років тому +3

      BT 21 No, nobody fucking “salivates” that audibly that often.

  • @TM-ul8ce
    @TM-ul8ce 5 років тому +10

    r/choosingburgers

    • @missesyourjokes2076
      @missesyourjokes2076 5 років тому

      Its choosingbeggars
      *dummy*

    • @missesyourjokes2076
      @missesyourjokes2076 5 років тому +2

      @Dank Matter reeeeeead username
      MASSIVE LOL PRANK
      _GAMERS_

    • @bruhSaintJohn
      @bruhSaintJohn 5 років тому

      Misses Your Jokes
      don't worry
      I miss your jokes too
      Why did you stop making them?

    • @missesyourjokes2076
      @missesyourjokes2076 5 років тому

      @@bruhSaintJohn your thinking of another misser of jokes

    • @bruhSaintJohn
      @bruhSaintJohn 5 років тому

      Misses Your Jokes Haha, that's funny! I knew you still got it. Aight, gotta go, keep making them jokes aight? Bye

  • @marumanning1070
    @marumanning1070 4 роки тому

    Damien is my favorite! Love his voice. I listen to his videos while doing school work so I don't completely loose my sanity.

  • @frtruck
    @frtruck 2 роки тому

    5:11
    "Stop selling stuff that I want, I can't afford it so it makes me feel bad."

  • @danabananaz
    @danabananaz 5 років тому +9

    Way too many ads on this one.. took away from the video. They usually don't bother me but I've counted 6 so far ..

    • @errornull390
      @errornull390 5 років тому

      Thanks to new UA-cam it’s now 12 ads and 100% longer

  • @MadisynLange
    @MadisynLange 5 років тому +4

    Your voice is like a mix of Swagger Souls and Patrick Warburton

  • @Joe-ti8or
    @Joe-ti8or 5 років тому +6

    Objectification 100
    Me:
    Incel:I don't want a woman for anything else but sex

  • @avatar-dk3ks
    @avatar-dk3ks 4 роки тому +2

    Bro can I have free life insurance my son wants it for Christmas.
    Edit: Y’all so inconsiderate smh 😤 it’s just life insurance you ruined my daughters thanksgiving 😠😠😩😩😩😤😤

  • @mellowsans2944
    @mellowsans2944 5 років тому +1

    the fact that i wanted that video while eating a burger, makes me want another one