This is a record you don't want to break | Top 3 places you CAN'T GO & people who went anyways

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    #1 -- "The Escape" -- 7:55 -- Behind the door lies a series of deep holes...
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    ☠︎ Found the secret easter egg in today's video? Be the 1st to comment what it is and where it occurs in the video, and you will get pinned!! ☠︎

КОМЕНТАРІ • 14 тис.

  • @vergel5215
    @vergel5215 3 роки тому +5430

    12:18 OSCAR THE GROUCHHH

  • @wiltedsys
    @wiltedsys 3 роки тому +1194

    if i die in some absurd fashion, i want this man to talk about it

    • @joemoody2626
      @joemoody2626 2 роки тому +3

      Foreal tho

    • @cormet55os28
      @cormet55os28 2 роки тому +4

      Same

    • @z_polarcat
      @z_polarcat 2 роки тому +22

      Make sure it's in your will, the competition is fierce

    • @shitmandood
      @shitmandood 2 роки тому +22

      Easy peasy lemon squeezy...just go cave diving. Something always goes wrong.

    • @aliyahreyce6519
      @aliyahreyce6519 2 роки тому

      Me too it would sound interesting but I don't know what my death would be ?

  • @hunterwilloughby1669
    @hunterwilloughby1669 3 роки тому +4065

    What I’ve learned the most from theses stories is, if you’re crawling into a tight space, never let your shoulders go all the way in unless you’re comfortable staying there forever.

    • @RighteousRage
      @RighteousRage 2 роки тому +756

      What I've learned is never crawl into a tight space unless it's a cardboard box in the middle of your living room to scare your cat, that's about as risky as I want to get with tight spaces.

    • @raad8150
      @raad8150 2 роки тому +240

      Or just simply not crawl into tight spaces

    • @chriswhite2151
      @chriswhite2151 2 роки тому +168

      Next month on Mr. Ballen-
      "What Hunter Willoughby didn't realize, as he crawled into that narrow space up to his shoulders, was that......."

    • @hunterwilloughby1669
      @hunterwilloughby1669 2 роки тому +151

      Sometimes I hear Mr Ballen narrating my life during my day and I feel like I’m going to unsuspectingly end up in one of his videos.

    • @akaskeletor3357
      @akaskeletor3357 2 роки тому +99

      What I’ve learnt or taken away from these videos is to not go outside.

  • @beccilogan267
    @beccilogan267 Рік тому +409

    I remember when Tommie got attacked by the alligator. It actually happened in Orange TX, about 20 miles from Beaumont. I moved to Orange literally a week before it happened. According to witnesses at the bar, they told him there was a large alligator in the water, he yelled "f--- that alligator!" and jumped in.

    • @Concordnh603
      @Concordnh603 7 місяців тому +48

      He sounds like a less charismatic Jake Paul

    • @user-kr4sk6tt2q
      @user-kr4sk6tt2q 6 місяців тому +34

      so stupid of him

    • @dexine4723
      @dexine4723 6 місяців тому +59

      Candidate for the Darwin Awards.

    • @keithmse798
      @keithmse798 6 місяців тому

      He sounds like a douche bag

    • @grimsgraveyard3598
      @grimsgraveyard3598 6 місяців тому +26

      Ahhh darwinism claiming the knuckle draggers from the gene pool.

  • @builiamt
    @builiamt 6 місяців тому +35

    Wow. People who did stupid mistakes. But you never called them stupid or being condescending out of respect. I really appreciated that. Good for you.

  • @hunterhansen79
    @hunterhansen79 2 роки тому +1625

    "Ray thought one of the pillars would be the perfect hiding place"
    Ray was right.

    • @marionanderson3441
      @marionanderson3441 2 роки тому +55

      Lol! I can’t not hear all these kinds of comments in Morgan Freeman’s voice now :D

    • @rockywright3174
      @rockywright3174 2 роки тому +16

      Fuckin way she goes....

    • @leahcotton5315
      @leahcotton5315 2 роки тому +7

      @@rockywright3174 … friends of the road, Bud. Way she goes…

    • @dontask2563
      @dontask2563 2 роки тому +32

      He sure did out smart them cops. Didn’t he?

    • @gnarthdarkanen7464
      @gnarthdarkanen7464 2 роки тому +37

      Well... he wasn't wrong... He DID avoid jail for the rest of his life. ;o)

  • @chandalier8996
    @chandalier8996 3 роки тому +5241

    The signs: don’t swim
    The owner: don’t swim
    The bartender: don’t swim
    The other staff: don’t swim
    His girlfriend: don’t swim
    Tommy: _swims_

    • @antonanon3622
      @antonanon3622 3 роки тому +127

      That's the theme here...

    • @haron_5841
      @haron_5841 3 роки тому +87

      - Lol, Tommy said, lmao

    • @TymP321
      @TymP321 3 роки тому +264

      The Alligator: Hey, the water is nice 🤗

    • @missiecombs4807
      @missiecombs4807 3 роки тому +82

      Tommy: dead

    • @xOhrwurm
      @xOhrwurm 3 роки тому +15

      Stop spoiling.

  • @meriambenouis5318
    @meriambenouis5318 Рік тому +509

    Out of all these stories, Emily's story with the spillway was the most infuriating of all. A life lost over something that you should really have enough common sense to stay away from. It's practically like the drain in a bath tub, what would you expect to happen when you approach it? Condolences to the family of all 3, such horrible ways to die...

    • @ajat3202
      @ajat3202 Рік тому +26

      It sounds messed up but I don't think she wanted to see the next day

    • @gargaraslaika
      @gargaraslaika Рік тому +35

      Worst water slide ever 1/5 on google maps.

    • @charismaholder
      @charismaholder Рік тому +20

      Agreed! Really feel bad for her though. Must have been terrifying once she realized it was too late.

    • @NoNORADon911
      @NoNORADon911 Рік тому +44

      Darwin Award

    • @b.h.8421
      @b.h.8421 Рік тому

      Im afraid to go to graduate school..... it seems everyone who does in mr Ballens stories becomes a complete moron

  • @cjcooper4370
    @cjcooper4370 Рік тому +166

    Listening to the story about the man Stuck in the pillar was literally causing me to breath irregularly as if I was running out of air, entirely involuntarily lol

    • @anniioakley9765
      @anniioakley9765 11 місяців тому +5

      I unexpectedly started yelling NO NO NO NO NO as my chest tightened 😩

    • @stacey8501
      @stacey8501 5 місяців тому +5

      Me too really kicked in my claustrophobia

  • @goblinxgf1123
    @goblinxgf1123 3 роки тому +2371

    Emily is the literal embodiment of "curiosity killed the cat"

    • @greysonalex
      @greysonalex 3 роки тому +126

      And satisfaction didn't bring it back

    • @gladtownghost
      @gladtownghost 3 роки тому +41

      Well she wasn't a cat so that's not literal whatsoever really.

    • @goblinxgf1123
      @goblinxgf1123 3 роки тому +169

      @@gladtownghost "literal embodiment" of a phrase, bud. not a fucking cat??😂

    • @gladtownghost
      @gladtownghost 3 роки тому +19

      @@goblinxgf1123 not literal then

    • @goblinxgf1123
      @goblinxgf1123 3 роки тому +113

      @@gladtownghost i'm not explaining these words to you, if you wanna act oblivious go for it lmao

  • @1512125
    @1512125 2 роки тому +3892

    People who squeeze themselves into supertight spaces never cease to amaze me, what do they expect to happen?

    • @bentonrp
      @bentonrp 2 роки тому +127

      These are people who have always had something on the other side to save them, I'm guessing...

    • @zeuxlaught2797
      @zeuxlaught2797 2 роки тому +79

      i guess they learn from movies where protagonist is crawling up in small spaces.

    • @bentonrp
      @bentonrp 2 роки тому +174

      @@zeuxlaught2797 Mission Impossible: Tom Cruise is sneaking into a lab, and to get to the restricted access, quickly crawls through a vent, but gets stuck.
      The next hour of the movie is just him getting more and more panicked as the team asks, "Can't you get out??" "I TOLD YOU!!! I CAN'T get OUT!!! Ehh!!... EGHH!! AHhhHH!! Whahahhhaaha!!!!"

    • @claranadine1086
      @claranadine1086 2 роки тому +99

      They're probably thinking if they can get in, they can just get out lol

    • @JarthenGreenmeadow
      @JarthenGreenmeadow 2 роки тому +94

      @@bentonrp That would actually be a cool idea for a movie. Spend the whole first act showing him being a badass and then at the end of the first act he gets stuck.

  • @Skyscraper2015
    @Skyscraper2015 Рік тому +36

    I often am amazed at how many people who's advice is rejected, are still keen to help the person who has foolishly gone into danger. They still have mercy.

  • @jisazuramee1006
    @jisazuramee1006 8 місяців тому +62

    Tommy was the prime example of "nothing has ever happened to me, so I'll be fine" being an incorrect statement. I imagine the last thing going through his mind (besides the alligator's teeth) was "Oh god, I should have listened to everyone else."

  • @lifesajoke6965
    @lifesajoke6965 3 роки тому +1017

    While trying to avoid a prison cell the dude ends up imprisoning himself in a far worse way.

    • @joejones9520
      @joejones9520 3 роки тому +57

      right, I thought about how he'dve given anything to be in jail instead of in there...

    • @bentonrp
      @bentonrp 2 роки тому +8

      How true! He got imprisoned, tortured, raped, and gave himself a life sentence! ...and the death penalty was issued, too.

    • @dineshpadhi9421
      @dineshpadhi9421 2 роки тому +5

      @@bentonrp umm.. everything but raped....
      and also burned alive!!!!!!

    • @bentonrp
      @bentonrp 2 роки тому +5

      @@dineshpadhi9421 Yeah, roasted ! ... maybe not raped, but like, raped by the walls...

    • @ronnice2able
      @ronnice2able 2 роки тому +1

      @@bentonrp the walls are his cell mates instead of the soap getting dropped he dropped himself

  • @duckfriedchicken9658
    @duckfriedchicken9658 3 роки тому +7669

    Although Tommy was being an idiot I think we really need to respect him for telling his gf to not save him so she wouldn't die

    • @jonseon5952
      @jonseon5952 3 роки тому +1880

      He had a heart, but not a brain.

    • @ABCD-gb8mt
      @ABCD-gb8mt 3 роки тому +127

      @@jonseon5952 👏👏

    • @pollypockets508
      @pollypockets508 3 роки тому +308

      Yeah. I'll give him props for that.

    • @jaybethatdude
      @jaybethatdude 3 роки тому +394

      she couldn't save him anyway, what he did was tell her "don't be the fool i am/was" lol.

    • @david-pb4bi
      @david-pb4bi 3 роки тому +54

      @@jonseon5952 trump supporter sorry mate couldn’t resist.

  • @robertblevins4076
    @robertblevins4076 Рік тому +45

    I was getting claustrophobic just listening to Ray's story. Being surrounded by a ton of people and can't move and being smothered to death. Has to be one of the worst ways to die. I HATE CROWDS LIKE THAT HAPPEN TO ME RESENTLY AND ALL I KEEP THINKING ABOUT WAS THIS IS GONNA BE A MR. BALLEN STORY. I will never go through that walkway at that game again. Your channel is saving lives. GREAT JOB!

    • @itspenelopesquare
      @itspenelopesquare Рік тому +4

      That just happened a couple days ago at Halloween Itaewon.. 😭 154 people smashed to death... by people..

  • @SirAnimosity
    @SirAnimosity Рік тому +276

    I feel bad for Tommy’s girlfriend. Imagine how scary that would be to watch your loved one get attacked and killed by a gator and there was nothing you could do. Even if she called police they wouldn’t be able to help.

    • @barbarahomrighaus6852
      @barbarahomrighaus6852 Рік тому +69

      Yeah but hopefully she took the horror and learned to start dating smart men.

    • @justnotokay
      @justnotokay Рік тому

      Bro shut up stop spoiling keep ur comments to urself

    • @bennettc154
      @bennettc154 Рік тому +6

      @@barbarahomrighaus6852damn

    • @shannontaylor8581
      @shannontaylor8581 Рік тому +11

      @@barbarahomrighaus6852 what a horrible thing to say

    • @morganedwards184
      @morganedwards184 Рік тому +12

      @@barbarahomrighaus6852 some things you just keep in your head Barbara 🤣

  • @mraaaaaaa
    @mraaaaaaa 3 роки тому +1120

    The last one made me feel sick physically. That's just like being in a coffin and buried alive - can't breathe, can't yell for help, can't move.

    • @HK-SmoHKe
      @HK-SmoHKe 3 роки тому +66

      Was a crazy day at work when that happened , I was security at that winco on 10th an k

    • @catbravo994
      @catbravo994 3 роки тому +39

      @@HK-SmoHKe I remember being there and smelling something that I hadn't before. I joked with my husband that it smelled like a dead body, even though I hadn't smelled one before. He said it was probably a sewer issue.

    • @lisapalmer3635
      @lisapalmer3635 3 роки тому +55

      This definitely put me in that pillar.....i felt his suffering.....

    • @Htown_babyyyyy
      @Htown_babyyyyy 3 роки тому +3

      @@catbravo994 swear to god you were there

    • @catbravo994
      @catbravo994 3 роки тому +12

      @@Htown_babyyyyy The store is near my house. Thankfully I didn't go shopping the day the guy ran into the store.

  • @johnny_shanchez6531
    @johnny_shanchez6531 3 роки тому +2664

    His new intro should be “if you’re a fan of the strange, dark, and abusing the like button, then this channel is for you because that’s all we do here.”

    • @Exedus20
      @Exedus20 3 роки тому +56

      I spite yee with a thumbs up to all.

    • @jamessuraciart
      @jamessuraciart 3 роки тому +76

      Today's intro didn't encourage abuse of the like button. He straight up told people to share their acid with the like button. That is the opposite of abuse!

    • @MrBallen
      @MrBallen  3 роки тому +414

      Haha just maybe!

    • @Nerps
      @Nerps 3 роки тому +27

      @@Exedus20 acid eye drops sounds like one helluva time

    • @Kooooyooooy
      @Kooooyooooy 3 роки тому +32

      @@MrBallen You are the best storyteller I’ve ever heard man! Honestly the best thing to relax to after a long day of work and study! Keep up the incredible work!

  • @rubyslippers1935
    @rubyslippers1935 Рік тому +151

    When Emily decided to go towards the spillway, my first thought was, “Oh no. Girl, you’re weightless in water!”

  • @username_126
    @username_126 Рік тому +16

    This is honestly the series I didn’t know I needed. Now I’m obsessed and about 5 hours deep thinking that complete and utter stupidity of humanity knows no bounds

  • @michaellambert5062
    @michaellambert5062 2 роки тому +1279

    Has anyone ever thought that perhaps MrBallen has also saved lives from posting these stories? People either took more precaution in their adventures (cliffs, diving, chimneys etc) or just plain didn't take the risk. Thanks Mr B!!

    • @jonesjones7057
      @jonesjones7057 Рік тому +110

      It's probably true. I was just on a mountain bike ride in the desert heat and as I got further and further into this ride away from civilization I thought about Mr. Ballen a bit and turned around a little earlier than originally planned.

    • @joshuasallaway658
      @joshuasallaway658 Рік тому +40

      Except telling you to replace eye drops with acid 😂

    • @joshuasallaway658
      @joshuasallaway658 Рік тому +44

      But you are correct. I’m sure a lot of people are taking advice from these stories about being more careful and following safety rules and such

    • @GSungaila
      @GSungaila Рік тому +42

      You're true. I live far away from mountains so I don't know much about the mountain safety. After these videos I realized how stupid and reckless I was when I went hiking on the mountains. I will be much more careful the next time.

    • @bithiahamariah9139
      @bithiahamariah9139 Рік тому +16

      Not long after I was married, my hubby took me fishing. We got out of the boat and were standing in thigh deep creek water near a drop off. When we look back we are horrified about how stupid we were. I wasn't from croc country but he was. I had no idea there were crocs in that creek, and he being blaze never gave it a thought. There is a God and when our time is not up, it is not up. No crocs that day. I also swam in the Sepik River in PNG. I kept asking the locals about Crocs - nah - no gat puk puk [crocs] And into the water we'd jump and float down to the next pier [It's a fast flowing river]. I kind of figured that the locals must have known whether they were safe or not. Now I know that the locals are sometimes the ones who should know better but become too complacent.

  • @Antpoison
    @Antpoison 3 роки тому +483

    Imagine seeing a small hole in a random part of a building and thinking “I should crawl in there”

    • @jsmith8904
      @jsmith8904 3 роки тому +52

      It's like he knew he had to get out of the gene pool 😆

    • @Erica85255
      @Erica85255 3 роки тому +3

      @@jsmith8904 🤣

    • @dannymiller7187
      @dannymiller7187 3 роки тому +18

      Stories like that literally make my rib cage and chest hurt like phantom anxiety pain. Haha

    • @therealmegabros
      @therealmegabros 3 роки тому

      😂😂😂

    • @jhoughjr1
      @jhoughjr1 3 роки тому

      entering places was likely his way of being.

  • @amwright63
    @amwright63 Рік тому +93

    I almost started to hyperventilate after hearing the last story, OMG! What a horrible way to die!

  • @cbenton13
    @cbenton13 6 місяців тому +5

    I was there at the Lancaster story. Everything went back to normal literally the next day. Everyone went about their business and had zero idea what happened earlier I couldn't get it out of my mind every time I went back in the store

  • @MF-R
    @MF-R 3 роки тому +344

    Pro tip: Hiding in verticle shafts is really dumb. Also, before entering ANY tight space, concider; "how can I get out of there."

    • @sophiebee1679
      @sophiebee1679 3 роки тому +27

      This last really bothers me because the police were already gone

    • @aarons6935
      @aarons6935 3 роки тому +10

      "How can i get out of here?" is to rational of a question for some. 🤦‍♂️

    • @BillCut
      @BillCut 3 роки тому +16

      Blown away by that man's stupidity... The bar has been raised again.

    • @sk1nerz652
      @sk1nerz652 3 роки тому +6

      This can't stop me because i can't read!

    • @farrdawgjoker7087
      @farrdawgjoker7087 3 роки тому +5

      Its hard to understand how he thought he could possibly get out if he had to fight to get in. Yes I know some people are just stupid but we can't over look that he may have been stuffed into that pillar! Maybe something happened and the cop involved was afraid he would be fired or arrested over it and stuffed the body down the pillar not realizing he was still alive! Multiple possibilities to this one!

  • @Callsign_Prophet
    @Callsign_Prophet 3 роки тому +220

    That man really ran from the cops and gave himself the death sentence instead.

    • @Mikecool513
      @Mikecool513 3 роки тому +26

      Yeah man holy shit jail aint THAT bad fuck

    • @mgntstr
      @mgntstr 3 роки тому +11

      he didn't put enough stats into intelligence, or maybe he was suffering from a nasty debuff of some sort. Meth?

    • @Momma_AL
      @Momma_AL 3 роки тому +6

      Over a stolen vehicle 🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @bighead5797
      @bighead5797 3 роки тому +1

      Pretty methed up if you ask me.

  • @SmilingIbis
    @SmilingIbis 6 місяців тому +7

    About 1992 I went to a conference in New Orleans and the hotel was booked, so I was lodged in a related hotel way east of the city. The parking lot out back was surrounded by a chain link fence and warnings posted every 15 feet or so warning not to climb over due to alligators. Good advice.

  • @mangowu3243
    @mangowu3243 8 місяців тому +8

    These stories (been binging) too often share a common thing. Signs say "keep away" or "danger" but gives no reason or seem benign. We see those signs too often where there are no dangers, or people are just being vain about kids being kids.
    I like the signs in Iceland, they tell you how you will die if you proceed beyond a certain point. Changing warning labels from "walls of text with kind words" or "keep away", to "YOU WILL DIE HERE" saves a lot of lives.
    My lawn obsessed neighbor has a "keep away" sign, so does the weirdo in the nearby woods who will shoot you on sight.

  • @laurelrosegardens6454
    @laurelrosegardens6454 3 роки тому +1011

    The "trapped in small spaces" ones are the worst. I get chills of horror imagining what those people felt.

    • @RighteousRage
      @RighteousRage 2 роки тому +64

      I honestly would have been like fuck it, let the cops find me. I'm dumb but I'm not that dumb

    • @aunexinc317
      @aunexinc317 2 роки тому +4

      Same

    • @angr3399
      @angr3399 2 роки тому +25

      He was a meth addict and that stuff makes you feel invincible. Once you have been up for days you cannot think straight anymore. Even though he was in there for five days, he most certainly died that first day. Probably in the morning, it would be hot already. We cannot be outside for more than a half hour before we feel like passing out. That had to have been awful, poor guy.

    • @bouncer5338
      @bouncer5338 2 роки тому +24

      YES! This channel seems full of "death by small spaces" which is my greatest fear! The anxiety is sickening but I can't stop watching them :/

    • @Grnademaster
      @Grnademaster 2 роки тому +5

      Yeah well, the criminals who do it hiding from the cops get no sympathy from me.

  • @Lunalovegood136
    @Lunalovegood136 3 роки тому +311

    The majority of these stories honestly make me think “Why? Why would you possibly want to put yourself in any of those places?” I get curiosity but jeez

    • @jonseon5952
      @jonseon5952 3 роки тому +4

      Many of these stories involve people who are only in those places because their uncaring bosses required it. Then there are people who go to these places because they're convinced they're going to have fun.

    • @sarahoshea9603
      @sarahoshea9603 3 роки тому +5

      Genetics. That's why you are alive, ur kids will probably live to reproduce, and there will be less ppl around them doing this dumb crap as long as there's still natural selection.

    • @ShaneMcGrath.
      @ShaneMcGrath. 3 роки тому +3

      Because they were going for that elusive Darwin award!
      It's elusive because there are already so many dumb people beating them to it.

    • @michaelperez81583
      @michaelperez81583 3 роки тому +2

      Curiosity killed the Tommy

    • @milanimacc3939
      @milanimacc3939 3 роки тому

      When I hear this I never knew how many people go missing just going on innocent adventures 🥲 changed my wild life forever 😂🤣

  • @melquibrito07
    @melquibrito07 11 місяців тому +21

    The only way out for Emily when she realized she was being pulled closer to the spillway was: diving in a few feet and swiming away from the spillway - under water, for the current was stronger on the surface of the water.

  • @mypetIpet
    @mypetIpet 5 місяців тому +2

    The thought of hanging there with that much water raining down on you and knowing this could be “it” - makes my stomach flip something not good.. Bless all of their souls. Good story telling Ballen!

  • @tylerlavoie7874
    @tylerlavoie7874 3 роки тому +893

    “The black water was calm
    And quiet” is the only description i need to know im never going into that water

    • @barryallenflash1
      @barryallenflash1 3 роки тому +12

      Well, why was the water black to begin with, I mean really? That in itself would make ME not want to go in it!

    • @donniev8181
      @donniev8181 3 роки тому +3

      Yes

    • @jakeb2x266
      @jakeb2x266 3 роки тому +7

      @@barryallenflash1 Mud and other sorts of things.

    • @rileycoupar3312
      @rileycoupar3312 3 роки тому +3

      If the water is black I’m not going in it

    • @joshallen2810
      @joshallen2810 3 роки тому +7

      Black from the night sky would be the reason you gronks😂

  • @bossyspaghetti
    @bossyspaghetti 3 роки тому +168

    Stories about people getting irretrievably trapped in tiny spaces are the only thing that make me feel physically ill. It is just too terrifying.

    • @ashleeharlow5093
      @ashleeharlow5093 3 роки тому +5

      Same!

    • @starbloom7427
      @starbloom7427 3 роки тому +18

      Felt a panic attack coming as the story was going!!!
      Mr Ballen just tells the stories too well to not feel it!!!

    • @tracymetivier9247
      @tracymetivier9247 3 роки тому +9

      Same here! Why?
      Just why would anyone think that forcing yourself down a narrow space is a good place to hide? Or do anything for that matter.

    • @DominicNJ73
      @DominicNJ73 3 роки тому +8

      Same here Julaine. My chest tightens up and I have to breath deep.

    • @SNP-1999
      @SNP-1999 3 роки тому +3

      @@DominicNJ73
      Same here ! The very thought of being in that horrific situation gives me panic attacks, making me want to claw for air !

  • @jq7073
    @jq7073 Рік тому +4

    Ray is the definition of natural selection

  • @Smapti
    @Smapti Рік тому +9

    I work at Winco and the pillar story was a MAJOR source of gossip when it happened. To this day we playfully tell each other they're gonna get thrown in the pillar if they do something wrong. :D

  • @hrudayjadhav6057
    @hrudayjadhav6057 3 роки тому +1526

    Emily looking at the signs " No Imma see what this death is about "

    • @sboz86
      @sboz86 3 роки тому +124

      "It won't happen to me" the last words of every dumbass.

    • @Zuluparaszt3
      @Zuluparaszt3 3 роки тому +46

      @@sboz86 natural selection works:)

    • @ariajustaria6318
      @ariajustaria6318 3 роки тому +70

      The only signs she took seriously were the ones that said "Live, Laugh, Love"

    • @knight20092001
      @knight20092001 3 роки тому +3

      Why are some smart people so dumb???

    • @yamahuccihigorashi4322
      @yamahuccihigorashi4322 3 роки тому +5

      It’s like she look the death demon in the face and said one moment sir

  • @magicalbooknerd
    @magicalbooknerd 2 роки тому +1551

    I used to feel boring for not doing exciting stuff like spelunking and cave diving but this series has changed my mind. I’m totally good without crawling into tight spaces 👍

    • @kelammo
      @kelammo 2 роки тому +25

      Yeah, those activities are for the young & dumb. I like living!

    • @neykasocial
      @neykasocial 2 роки тому +26

      Seriously ‼️‼️ I don't get it like who in their right mind likes to crawl into tight spaces for any reason whatsoever??? I don't have claustrophobia but suffocating in a tight space is literally my biggest fear.

    • @a.h.2667
      @a.h.2667 2 роки тому +10

      The most exciting thing I've done is skydiving and I'm even reconsidering doing that again after watching this channel. Human error makes you question everything.

    • @nekograce7914
      @nekograce7914 2 роки тому +3

      Makes you feel really smart right?

    • @mrslavanderblu
      @mrslavanderblu 2 роки тому +3

      Agreed

  • @RedRoses199
    @RedRoses199 Рік тому +4

    Who else loves the introductory theme music to these videos ? I love it ! Love all your videos Mr Ballen.Totally addicted .

  • @KekefeckingO0666
    @KekefeckingO0666 Рік тому +5

    This makes me realize before you do some thing out of your element from Bungie to cave diving know how to work the equipment and the math even if you have someone helping you. I’ve done, cave exploring, white water rafting and river board, bungee jumping and large zip lining. They may not be super extreme but I check everything that’s in my space.

  • @MsDarra
    @MsDarra 3 роки тому +360

    3rd story: why didn’t he know not to do that?! If you have to put 1 arm up to even fit down the hole, how tf are you planning to get back up in that position? I just...🤦🏾‍♀️

    • @JessicaSmith-yg9cn
      @JessicaSmith-yg9cn 3 роки тому +52

      And like? Was he planning on living there? The police had left. When was he planning on leaving? lol

    • @Ruebz_f30
      @Ruebz_f30 3 роки тому +10

      @@JessicaSmith-yg9cn I think he was either high or he was murdered and stuffed in there

    • @DollHouseMadam
      @DollHouseMadam 3 роки тому +20

      @@Ruebz_f30 he crawled in himself.

    • @STRZB001
      @STRZB001 3 роки тому +47

      Criminals are usually dumb in general. He simply was, one of the dumber ones.

    • @Moon..Shadow
      @Moon..Shadow 3 роки тому +10

      I think his only thought as that he didn't want to go to jail . He was Only thinking of where to hide, not about leaving his hiding place. That is one sick story!

  • @FDCLDN
    @FDCLDN 2 роки тому +1502

    I was walking through mountains yesterday and was going to climb over a load of big boulders to get closer to a waterfall but because i have been watching your videos recently i changed my mind. You tamed me bro.

    • @WandererTheLost
      @WandererTheLost 2 роки тому +93

      Good move.

    • @shelby5809
      @shelby5809 2 роки тому +71

      I like the way you worded it

    • @du4lstrik3
      @du4lstrik3 2 роки тому +101

      Good man. No need to get closer. Appreciate it from a distance so you can live to talk about it with others.

    • @nadie6275
      @nadie6275 2 роки тому +59

      Great decision you probably would have made it to this channel.

    • @robertbarr4155
      @robertbarr4155 2 роки тому +55

      “You tamed me bro”🤣

  • @scottmiller6270
    @scottmiller6270 5 місяців тому +3

    When I was a kid my best friend, who was in a wheelchair, fell into a spillway behind our houses. We lived in the deep N. MN forest. The water surface was like glass but, the undertow took him unbelievably fast. It looked like he was shot out of a canon. I'm an excellent swimmer but, not that good. We were 8 years old when this happened. I felt so guilty, I couldn't even look his mom in her eyes. She ran over to me and Bearhugged the hell out of me. Then she apologized to me! My brain was like, wth is going on here. I didn't understand her mindset until I became a parent. I lost my own son 8 days before his 12th birthday. They, (my son and dad), were coming back from hunting during a blizzard and 2 semi's lost control and $hit went sideways real quick. By law, they were not supposed to be driving in any high profile vehicle when the wind exceeds 50-55 mph but, they ignored the law, because they were behind schedule. Sorry, for the long story.

    • @bobg1980
      @bobg1980 Місяць тому

      God bless you losing a child is a hard battle. Never give up. Keep pushing!! It’ll be okay

  • @berthaalvarado8875
    @berthaalvarado8875 Рік тому +3

    I live in Lancaster and that was such a sad thing that happened. I just started watching your videos and was going to suggest this one. So happy you did it.

  • @Tony211289
    @Tony211289 2 роки тому +780

    An overwhelming amount of stories involve people wanting to go to places that are littered in danger signs, because they think they're special, and then regretting it for ever. There's moral here

    • @kim-sumiller7001
      @kim-sumiller7001 2 роки тому +33

      We have signs in Australia warning of our salt water crocs and people still go into the water or camp next to river banks......it usually ends badly

    • @Stephan5916
      @Stephan5916 2 роки тому +17

      Humanity at it's finest.

    • @Rocketman9mm
      @Rocketman9mm 2 роки тому +21

      actually they regret it only for a brief time.

    • @unnamed715
      @unnamed715 2 роки тому +19

      @@Stephan5916 I like to think of it as natural selection. 🤷‍♂️

    • @erelroth4514
      @erelroth4514 2 роки тому +2

      @@unnamed715 exactly ! I really believe that every one of the story's is simply a classic example of natural selection. In every one of the story's by making extremely stupid decision those people essentially killed themselves, I mean the men from the first story was probably warned that there is an alligator IN THE WATER!!! what else do you need!!

  • @jamiedominy4552
    @jamiedominy4552 3 роки тому +320

    There’s an old saying - “If you’re gonna be dumb, you’ve gotta be tough.”

    • @danieleriksson5728
      @danieleriksson5728 3 роки тому +12

      if you get knocked down you gotta get back up!

    • @noelwhite6650
      @noelwhite6650 3 роки тому +8

      I ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer but i know enough to know.

    • @JAMES_IS_COOL1227
      @JAMES_IS_COOL1227 3 роки тому +3

      @@noelwhite6650 if you're gonna be dumb

    • @nibsthecat7327
      @nibsthecat7327 3 роки тому +2

      My grandpa said this all the time

    • @ylemscalamity
      @ylemscalamity 3 роки тому +3

      @@JAMES_IS_COOL1227 ya gotta be tough

  • @Kitsune_Raven
    @Kitsune_Raven 4 місяці тому +1

    The first story is crazy. Like if a bunch of people are telling me not to go swimming in a river, I'm probably going to be like you know what. I probably shouldn't be swimming in the river. Also side note, you are the best UA-camr for the strange, dark and mysterious delivered in the story format ❤

  • @JackyBoBacky666
    @JackyBoBacky666 Рік тому +1

    I like how in all of Mr Ballen's videos about "Top 3 places you shouldn't go and people who went anyway" the top place people shouldn't go always turns out to be something like a wood chipper, a nuclear power plant or an active military base instead of something like "The cursed halls of Castle Greyskull" or "The final resting place of Christ".
    Keep up the good work! 👍

  • @Huntress_Hannah
    @Huntress_Hannah 3 роки тому +1168

    What has to be going through someone’s mind to shove themselves in this tight ass tomb without realizing they wouldn’t be able to get out is beyond me

    • @chichi8920
      @chichi8920 3 роки тому +40

      Drugs?

    • @georgianikolidaki8262
      @georgianikolidaki8262 3 роки тому +97

      Nothing. All these people deserve to be nominated for Darwin awards.

    • @nataliedickens1289
      @nataliedickens1289 3 роки тому +46

      @@georgianikolidaki8262 that was my thought exactly. Especially gator dude, he should not have offspring.

    • @tmntaddict
      @tmntaddict 3 роки тому +21

      I would think the crawlspace would have sufficed but clearly I don't think big-I mean tight- enough.

    • @justusmzb7441
      @justusmzb7441 3 роки тому +10

      Maybe he just fell?

  • @rebecculousrk
    @rebecculousrk 3 роки тому +380

    Every time you do one of these “guy wriggles himself into a tight spot and dies there...” stories I have these crazy physical reactions, I have to move, fling out my arms, stand and jump around while breathing deeply. I will never ever try to wriggle into anything, but that is definitely high up on my list, if not the topper, of greatest fears.

    • @sacv27
      @sacv27 3 роки тому +29

      Claustrophobia. The idea of being pinned somewhere and unable to move my arms/stand up at will terrifies me to my core.

    • @polt1664
      @polt1664 3 роки тому +15

      Oh my god have you heard the story of that guy who got stuck in a sewer pipe with rats? He went face first into the pipe and got stuck with his arms by his sides so he literally couldn’t do anything, and rats started EATING HIS FACE!! it was the most horrified I’ve ever been reading a true story

    • @kaedancecharon6649
      @kaedancecharon6649 3 роки тому +8

      I’m so claustrophobic that I can’t even watch movies where someone is in a tight spot and can’t move. I’ve gotten panic attacks and actually felt like I was in that position myself.

    • @ooohlalaandrea
      @ooohlalaandrea 3 роки тому +6

      @@kaedancecharon6649 yeah,when I hear those stories, I don't need to fling my arms like op but I do take REALLY big deep breaths and get so anxious a là pre-panic attack! I'm not a fan of people crowding me, and if I have a blanket pulled up over my arms- I can't handle someone leaning over me or holding down the blanket for one reason or another, I GOTTA get those arms free 😝😫 it's a very scary and real feeling that I feel like ppl that don't have it just dont understand 🤷‍♀️

    • @erock864
      @erock864 3 роки тому +7

      Ugh... literally, EVERY spelunking story!! I’m like, “Yeah, fuck THAT!! They’re dead...”

  • @jessicamadsen7092
    @jessicamadsen7092 2 місяці тому +1

    I will literally never understand why people ignore warning signs. They are there to keep you safe and ALIVE.
    That spillway story gave me so much anxiety; I have such a fear of being in water and having some big structure nearby in the water, and you could not PAY me to ever do something like that.

  • @jr8752
    @jr8752 Рік тому +1

    Again, loving the conversions, thank you! They make it so much easier to picture!

  • @kevindouglas8768
    @kevindouglas8768 3 роки тому +2727

    All three are winners. The first guy actually got to go swimming. Emily sure got a good look at the spill way, and Ray didn't get arrested. 'WINNING'

    • @jeremyeaston3105
      @jeremyeaston3105 3 роки тому +225

      Bro well done! Dark but still amusingly true .

    • @GrandPrix46
      @GrandPrix46 3 роки тому +172

      He's out of line, but he's right.

    • @JustYouWatchingMe
      @JustYouWatchingMe 3 роки тому +255

      “Play stupid games win stupid prizes.”

    • @devmike
      @devmike 3 роки тому +66

      Someone said, 'Go big or go home.'
      You ever hear the one about the guy who swam in a Yosemite national park geyser pool? The signs around it said, absolutely no swimming.

    • @alonedownthere47
      @alonedownthere47 3 роки тому +23

      yeah whether it's good or bad someone getting what they wanted gives me the same feeling

  • @pdubzpyro
    @pdubzpyro 3 роки тому +3313

    Tommy wasn’t attacked. He basically offered himself to the thing.

    • @TheSpeedyPotato
      @TheSpeedyPotato 3 роки тому +229

      Honestly Emily too. I feel bad and all that, but she really did it to herself.

    • @erinmarieee23
      @erinmarieee23 3 роки тому +376

      I’ve noticed that a lot of these stories are just about people who chose to totally disregarded all warnings and take foolish risks.

    • @anglishbookcraft1516
      @anglishbookcraft1516 3 роки тому +14

      Yo based

    • @cubby6988
      @cubby6988 3 роки тому +6

      Lol. Yep. Pretty much.

    • @thebear8748
      @thebear8748 3 роки тому +90

      Pretty much lol. Any human being, even an extremely drunk or high human being will see the word “alligators” on a sign and be like “no sirrrrrrrrr” Lol. That alligator made his home under that pier hoping a Tommy fell in lol...but he lucked out and got a super Tommy 😂

  • @angelagahagan-zq1yk
    @angelagahagan-zq1yk 20 днів тому

    I will never understand how people don't value their own lives &/or other's. I hope these stories serve as cautionary tales to prevent this type of behavior and bad decisions. Thank you Mr. Ballen, you do a good service to your fellow people.

  • @stacielarson1599
    @stacielarson1599 12 днів тому

    I don't have clostrophobia but that last story was so anxiety-inducing for me!! All the cave stories do that to me too. When I say I don't have clostrophobia...I'm fine inside elevators, small closets...places i can turn my whole body around without touching walls but stuff like being stuck in a pillar, cave, etc...make me so anxious to think about that I shudder and get nauseous. I could never ever hide from anything or anyone in a space like that!!!

  • @dazzaw2241
    @dazzaw2241 3 роки тому +403

    The only bad part of these videos is when you hear "So that's gonna do it, guys".

    • @jonseon5952
      @jonseon5952 3 роки тому +6

      and y'know the people who died while making a simple mistake. Which didn't really happen here (all these deaths were very avoidable), but in other videos it has.

    • @geralynbreault888
      @geralynbreault888 3 роки тому +1

      I know I hate that it has to end ….. and it’s like during the real nail biters even though he is the one telling the story for some reason his voice and actions are still my “ safe place “ lol his personal story was very tense to get through 😬

    • @jennwalsh7676
      @jennwalsh7676 3 роки тому +1

      I know right??😊☺💜😉

    • @ravenravella1000
      @ravenravella1000 3 роки тому +1

      HEART-BREAKING !!! :((

    • @lyssadyane5870
      @lyssadyane5870 3 роки тому +1

      Right?? 😪

  • @user-xh1pe2dp3n
    @user-xh1pe2dp3n 2 роки тому +211

    Ray was a real pillar of society. Literally 💀

    • @bentonrp
      @bentonrp 2 роки тому +11

      He was up early, and on his feet... even to his last remaining days.

    • @nicolecodbrajoe5229
      @nicolecodbrajoe5229 2 роки тому +6

      Oh, that's so bad 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @gabriellehanks6850
      @gabriellehanks6850 2 роки тому +3

      Good one, horrible but good😂

    • @almishti
      @almishti 2 роки тому +2

  • @stuperman634
    @stuperman634 Рік тому +1

    that last story has stuck with me ever since i watched this video

  • @matthewcrouch7270
    @matthewcrouch7270 Рік тому +6

    I love this guy's stories I respect you so much thank you for your service

  • @Carol_65
    @Carol_65 3 роки тому +422

    Why, WHY do people do things like this? The last one really got to me.

    • @robzyalise6566
      @robzyalise6566 3 роки тому +30

      SAME. It made my claustrophobia kick in REALLY bad. I was sitting just....OOOH No.

    • @Jorendo
      @Jorendo 3 роки тому +39

      @@robzyalise6566 I was mostly thinking "Why do you look at that pilar, that tiny opening that goes straight down and think you can go in there and out again while you have to go upwards". Some people just deserve whats happening to them....then again all the people in these stories deserved it cause they all did incredibly stupid things. Who the F goes to swim to a massive hole in a lake while one warning after another tells you "DONT GO THERE". Why would anyone think you can go to the edge with the water pouring in and not get sucked into it....some people..gjees.

    • @dizzlefizzle498
      @dizzlefizzle498 3 роки тому +13

      SAME! That last one made my chest feel tight 😖

    • @mhrn.1309
      @mhrn.1309 3 роки тому +17

      @@Jorendo No matter how you look at it, it is unnecessary to say they deserved it. Are you out of your mind or do you have zero empathy for either the person who lost their life or that person's family mourning?

    • @Ac-he6eu
      @Ac-he6eu 3 роки тому +38

      @@Jorendo It is their own fault that they died like that, but that does not mean they deserved it!

  • @anothercleverusername992
    @anothercleverusername992 3 роки тому +2437

    _"The name's Tommy. Where I'm from, I'm the local badass..."_
    _"My name is Emily. Where I'm from, I'm the local genius."_
    _"My name is Ray. Where I'm from, I'm the local Escape Artist."_
    *"With our Powers combined, we are...*
    Dead.

  • @KyleCowden
    @KyleCowden Рік тому +3

    In Dallas, a BBQ place was being demolished to make way for newer development (a Best Buy and some others are there now). As they tore it down they came across the smoked leather encased skeleton of someone that had, sometime in the past, tried to break in via the flu over the smoker. No one knows who it was or when it happened.
    The thought that's bad for me is my dad and I met there for lunch dozen's of times over several years. I wonder how many burglar marinated brisket sandwiches I ate there.

  • @SofreeShebe
    @SofreeShebe 6 місяців тому +2

    Wow over 8 millions subscribers.. I’ve been watching you on FB all these years! I’m here to stay! Ty for such great real stories

  • @theresalong340
    @theresalong340 3 роки тому +970

    One minute after jumping in the water….Tommy cared.

    • @phoenixmerridian9119
      @phoenixmerridian9119 3 роки тому +41

      OH WAIT. I CARE NOW! THE WATER MADE ME CARE MORE!

    • @dankone3
      @dankone3 3 роки тому +12

      Lol yeah well deserved in my opinion

    • @atlechoudhari3352
      @atlechoudhari3352 3 роки тому +35

      This just confirms that you should always listen to your bartender. Sincerely yours, a bartender. And for MrBallen's sake, please tell the like button to do otherwise

    • @Emot10ns
      @Emot10ns 3 роки тому +16

      I don't get why they didn't tell him he couldn't swim???? Like I'd definitely think it over if someone told me there's huge alligators even if I was a cringe "rule breaker"

    • @theresalong340
      @theresalong340 3 роки тому +8

      @@Emot10ns The story didn’t make it obvious maybe but no doubt the reason not to go swimming was surely not obscured. I can’t believe no one said, there are alligators in there. Tommy’s concrete was just missing some rebar.

  • @little_lion_heart9850
    @little_lion_heart9850 3 роки тому +491

    That first guy was an absolute idiot, but at least he told his girlfriend to get out of the water. He knew he couldn't be saved and didn't want her to get eaten too.

    • @pollypockets508
      @pollypockets508 3 роки тому +28

      If I were the bartender, I would have called 911 right when he started walking towards the river.

    • @twigo3725
      @twigo3725 3 роки тому +6

      He had be doing that for years and the guy who owned the restuarant was his friend so when he was told he couldn't do it he didn't care.

    • @yams.4308
      @yams.4308 3 роки тому +13

      I wonder why the didn’t straight up say “there’s alligators in there”

    • @alonedownthere47
      @alonedownthere47 3 роки тому +12

      @@yams.4308 it apparently did, some people are just destined to die in dumb ways because telling them they can't just makes them want to do it more

    • @yams.4308
      @yams.4308 3 роки тому

      @@alonedownthere47
      Oh

  • @mrmelonhead1186
    @mrmelonhead1186 Рік тому +5

    Welcome to another episode of people who made dumb decisions and instantly regretted it

  • @yesienegron2756
    @yesienegron2756 Рік тому +1

    OMG THE LAST ONE GAVE ME SO MUCH ANXIETY I CAN'T IMAGINE THE TERROR WHAT HE WENT THROUGH WAS HIRRIBLE NOBODY DESERVE TO DIE LIKE THAT EVEN THO HE WAS RUNNING FROM THE COPS THAT WAS HORRIBLE. 😢

  • @dreelusion
    @dreelusion 3 роки тому +92

    Mr.Ballen’s stories teach me how there’s a diff between having fun and being dumb enough to ignore all danger signs. It’s there for a reason , not for decoration purposes.

    • @amatije
      @amatije 3 роки тому +4

      Exactly. Don't know why people choose to ignore the signs🤷

    • @dreelusion
      @dreelusion 3 роки тому +4

      @@amatije probably to sue the establishment later smh -

    • @amatije
      @amatije 3 роки тому +3

      @@dreelusion 😂

  • @tonpross
    @tonpross 3 роки тому +63

    That last story really disturbed me. I can't even imagine what that was like to get stuck in such a tight place. I know he was a criminal but no one deserves to die like that. All alone, suffocating in a hot dark space knowing there is nothing he could do.

    • @dahoesluvmydick
      @dahoesluvmydick 3 роки тому +15

      my brother and sister in law work at this very winco, and had already been employed when Ray died in the pillar. They really believed he must've got away. My brother was in the staff office when he ran in and said he saw him get to the roof access, but they didn't know where he went when they looked for him and he wasnt on the roof. honestly it still gives me the creeps

    • @RyanT301
      @RyanT301 3 роки тому +1

      Well obviously he didn’t deserve that but his stupidity like the others had it coming

    • @corablue5569
      @corablue5569 3 роки тому +1

      “no one deserves to die that way”... really? Do you know about the Holocaust, or WWI? Many people have died under far worse conditions- and not because of a single thing they did wrong. Dude was an idiot.

    • @kaseyaceves6997
      @kaseyaceves6997 3 роки тому +11

      @@corablue5569 are you really trying to compare this to the Holocaust right now 😂 stfu

    • @corablue5569
      @corablue5569 3 роки тому

      @@kaseyaceves6997 You are making my point for me- thank you.

  • @sparkshark1973
    @sparkshark1973 Рік тому

    This one gives me the sweats ,story # three 😱😱😱😳
    Thanks for the visuals Mr Ballen!

  • @perfectway76
    @perfectway76 Рік тому +1

    Soooooooo many stories about people getting trapped in narrow, tight places, wow!

  • @wendy908527
    @wendy908527 2 роки тому +780

    Morgan Freeman narrating Tommy’s life:
    “But in fact, he DID care, it turns out Tommy cared very much”.

    • @hotchocnini08
      @hotchocnini08 2 роки тому +22

      🤣🤣🤣 This SHOULD NOT be as funny if I didn't have such an imagination 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @hollywont9447
      @hollywont9447 2 роки тому +4

      🤣

    • @5isalivegaming72
      @5isalivegaming72 2 роки тому +5

      He didn't care for long though

    • @loveinspired7
      @loveinspired7 2 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @davidleeroth784
      @davidleeroth784 2 роки тому +9

      Who all read that in Freemans voice😂☠💀

  • @bethsenior5889
    @bethsenior5889 3 роки тому +859

    MrBallen: "he could smell a horrible overwhelming smell"
    Oh dang here we go

    • @abdyblanco4870
      @abdyblanco4870 3 роки тому +48

      All the good ones start like that.

    • @Lol-ik8xm
      @Lol-ik8xm 3 роки тому +6

      Reminds me of fnaf

    • @liz6799
      @liz6799 3 роки тому +13

      I thought immediately: that's a decomposing body!!

    • @l9ino170
      @l9ino170 3 роки тому +1

      I'm sorry but I couldnt help but laugh

    • @yomommashaus
      @yomommashaus 2 роки тому +3

      just waiting for him to throw a curve ball one day - "and it was just someones mouldy food left in the sun"

  • @xavy325
    @xavy325 8 місяців тому +5

    i don't feel bad for anyone who doesn't listen to rules/signs

  • @jillanderson1316
    @jillanderson1316 Рік тому

    Yes surely john must be saving lives through these stories !!theyre so descriptive they makr youre hair stand on end especially the cave diving ones . I believe those people with little experience of diving havent a clue about how quickly and how spectacularly things can go wrong in deep water withno light and sediment how quicklyyoucan become disorientated and make the worst possible decisions !!

  • @MisTTwisted
    @MisTTwisted 3 роки тому +366

    MrBallen could be talking about how carrots disappeared from his kitchen and make it a 20 min story and I would still listen to it.

    • @arcticspirals
      @arcticspirals 3 роки тому +5

      I completely see this

    • @zac3392
      @zac3392 3 роки тому +23

      They were stalked by the celery...

    • @SteffiHenri1992
      @SteffiHenri1992 3 роки тому +9

      Ok, but if it was a MrBallen video it would have a super creepy backstory like someone living in the walls ala Parasite, but to be nice they only stole his carrots

    • @laurasalazali7087
      @laurasalazali7087 3 роки тому +6

      @@zac3392 haha!! I laughed way too hard at this! Good one!

    • @MetalsirenIXI
      @MetalsirenIXI 3 роки тому +6

      Missing 411

  • @eXcludeyStarling
    @eXcludeyStarling 3 роки тому +673

    The name of this episode should be “play stupid games, win stupid prizes”

    • @shaunreed2884
      @shaunreed2884 3 роки тому +8

      Yup people aren't to smart lol

    • @CaptiveReefSystems
      @CaptiveReefSystems 3 роки тому +4

      @Chris Tombs 😄👍 You beat me to* it!

    • @shaunreed2884
      @shaunreed2884 3 роки тому +11

      @Chris Tombs lol Oh Did I Effend...,, you ?and bring**@ out the troll in you for a mispelLing!?? I'm,"$%! sorey about that Grammor Natsi

    • @shanice1549
      @shanice1549 3 роки тому +1

      Facts

    • @krispy1769
      @krispy1769 3 роки тому

      I’m crying 😂😂

  • @user-xm1me4uq3i
    @user-xm1me4uq3i 6 місяців тому

    You never disappoint.So happy ur still doing these.Till next time...

  • @afloxk142
    @afloxk142 Рік тому

    Your channel is one of my favorites ♥️

  • @nfforse
    @nfforse 3 роки тому +101

    The stuck in a tiny space and can’t escape stories raise my anxiety but I can’t stop watching.

    • @CaptainXanax
      @CaptainXanax 3 роки тому +15

      What blows me away is the number of people that get into a tight space then keep going until they are completely wedged. Ugh

    • @dahoesluvmydick
      @dahoesluvmydick 3 роки тому +2

      it was the middle of summer too. we get it up to about 115 usually. he baked forsure

    • @cavemanlovesmoke4394
      @cavemanlovesmoke4394 3 роки тому +10

      Same . Honestly like what tf dude jail isnt that bad just go to jail ffs . Died a nightmare death over dumb shii

    • @thegamplayerhd4605
      @thegamplayerhd4605 3 роки тому +4

      Me too... I cannot understand people that go exploring caves and squeeze through tiny spaces... esp underwater..... 😫

    • @TheKipperjones
      @TheKipperjones 3 роки тому +3

      It literally triggers one my phobias and he does it so often in his stories and its awesome everytime. Whenever a story has someone drowning or stuck in a small space I literally start thinking what if that was me and I get rigid with fear. Love it!

  • @laurenbreeze94
    @laurenbreeze94 3 роки тому +184

    I love how he doesn’t come out and say these people are idiots, but it’s kinda implied.

    • @SpydaGaming
      @SpydaGaming 3 роки тому +4

      LOL

    • @muzicalmastermind6163
      @muzicalmastermind6163 3 роки тому

      Nah, its implied

    • @Moon..Shadow
      @Moon..Shadow 3 роки тому +2

      My first video from MrBallen and I caught that right away that most of these "victims" were kinda DUMB!

    • @ajdare67
      @ajdare67 3 роки тому +3

      Yes. These people are idiots!

    • @laurenbreeze94
      @laurenbreeze94 3 роки тому

      @Jim Eagle excuse me?

  • @tessalyyvuo1667
    @tessalyyvuo1667 Рік тому +1

    Tommy's story reminds me of that cartoon where a kid skateboards into a minefield saying: "You can't tell me what to do."
    But I do respect that his last words were to tell someone else to save themselves.

    • @Fantacans
      @Fantacans Рік тому

      I think the bubbling of the water when he initially jumped in was just a lot of big trumps he had stored up through the day and he was passing gas in the river. And the alligator was just a coincidence, I believe he got in the river to hide a few sneaky little trumps from his girlfriend

  • @kakochi1002
    @kakochi1002 Рік тому +12

    if anyone knows its a dangerous place, they should've warn "theres an alligator in that water" and not the rhetorical response

    • @miabarton3623
      @miabarton3623 Рік тому +5

      There was a sign that said no swimming alligators idk how that’s not much of a sign but okay

  • @j_m_b_1914
    @j_m_b_1914 2 роки тому +587

    A reoccuring theme in these stories involving water seems to be that many people just don't realize how powerful water can be when moving. Just a small stream that comes halfway up to your knees is enough to push you over. That spillway probably created massively strong currents that would be impossible to escape from once you got too close. Also, from a fluid dynamics perspective, the force of the current isn't linear. It isn't like the force 50 feet from the spillway is half that from 25 feet, etc. The current / pressure will grow exponentially, so you will be fooled into thinking the current isn't that strong, so I can swim halfway closer from where I am now -- at some point the water currents will go from weak to impossible to escape and it happens in just a couple feet.

    • @your_dad_on_vacation
      @your_dad_on_vacation 2 роки тому +20

      Even a shallow stream that goes up to your ankles can sweep you off your feet, happened to me many times especially when I was younger

    • @plixplop
      @plixplop 2 роки тому +11

      Yeah a typical person can swim at what, a couple miles per hour? How fast do you think that spillway water is flowing as you get closer... Definitely faster than you can swim

    • @rosewaters2533
      @rosewaters2533 2 роки тому +2

      If only she has a pickaxe…

    • @orangeradishneo
      @orangeradishneo 2 роки тому +9

      growing up near lake Erie, I feel like this is "common sense" for the vast majority of people living near bodies of water. I guess it's hard to convey unless you've experienced a strong current, or wave.
      By the end of my trip to St. Maarten, i'd stay CLEAR of the ocean for swimming because the waves were so strong, nothing like I experienced swimming in the ocean in Cuba, and incomparable to swimming in the great lake even when windy.
      I went in about knee height, seeing kids half my age swimming I didn't think it was that bad... NO, I TOOK A TUMBLE. The waves came in so quickly, it knocked me off my feet and I did a roll or two fully submerged, from being in 2 feet of water.
      Being in the Niagara Region, we constantly hear about rescues happening in the gorge, near the whirlpool rapids (class 5). The rapids are in this sharp turn in the river, creating a corner with seemingly calm waters. tourists often think they can swim there, because google labels it as a "beach". Well, the undertow will get you.

    • @jeffwads
      @jeffwads 2 роки тому +1

      Dude, why write a book on obvious stuff.

  • @teehaire01
    @teehaire01 3 роки тому +158

    When you’ve binged MrBallen to the point you’re caught up on all content...and then a fresh upload drops 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🍾

    • @guitarguru.3572
      @guitarguru.3572 3 роки тому +2

      Yep

    • @genaro8390
      @genaro8390 3 роки тому +2

      Same, now I’m trying to watch all the shorts

    • @traytray4472
      @traytray4472 3 роки тому +2

      Very true

    • @Empress.Serenity
      @Empress.Serenity 3 роки тому +1

      Ohhh Yesssssss🙌🏼🖤🙌🏼
      .....however have watched them multiple times 😆 this one will be no different! Cannot help myself, I enjoy rewatching with people & seeing instant enjoyment!😁

    • @Empress.Serenity
      @Empress.Serenity 3 роки тому +2

      @@genaro8390 that is where I'm at 🙃

  • @melenahoward
    @melenahoward 6 місяців тому +1

    Hey there, Mr. Ballen. I didn’t have acid, so I improvised and put ghost pepper sauce in the like buttons eyedrops.
    It looked pretty painful so I asked if he was crying and he says no, I’m Ballen.

  • @Jonesy129
    @Jonesy129 9 місяців тому

    You're so brave to tell these hideous stories in light of your very own close call! You're my hero buddy! ❤

  • @macaroniheart444
    @macaroniheart444 2 роки тому +152

    I love how respectful Mr Ballen is to the stories victims as I sit here squirming thinking, "why would you do that!?"

    • @alanm6o9
      @alanm6o9 Рік тому +8

      LOL same bro im sitting here pausing the video yelling whyyyyyy

  • @maxdoles5806
    @maxdoles5806 2 роки тому +168

    *Doesn't fit in the pillar*
    "Better just force myself in inch by inch."
    *Gets stuck*
    "Wait a second, maybe I've made a mistake."

    • @FrizzKid05
      @FrizzKid05 2 роки тому +16

      Ikr? You'd think the, "Wait! I'd have to put my hand up over my head' would be enough for him to be like, 'nawww!'

  • @louiealouie
    @louiealouie Рік тому +1

    I live in palmdale which is right next to Lancaster. Believe me, Ray went through literal hell getting stuck in the pillar during summer here. It gets unbelievably hot here. I remember the summer this story happened. It was around 110 that day.

  • @wanderingjadah
    @wanderingjadah Рік тому

    I live near Lake Berryessa. This story was back when we had water in there, now the banks are thigh-high mud and the water is low. I tried to swim once and the overgrowth of vegetation almost drowned me. BadLake to swim in. Fun for boating though.

  • @JenAngel21
    @JenAngel21 3 роки тому +286

    That third story must’ve been such a horrible way to die. That is the stuff of nightmares 🤢😱

    • @LynnAgain83
      @LynnAgain83 3 роки тому +9

      I can't even imagine! 😳

    • @brazeification2
      @brazeification2 3 роки тому +15

      Almost worse than being mauled and eaten alive by an alligator

    • @peso4014
      @peso4014 3 роки тому +17

      @@brazeification2 imagine knowing you re going ti dye and being foodless and waterless

    • @marlonquintana3466
      @marlonquintana3466 3 роки тому +21

      Should have just turned himself in and lived to reform himself. Oh well.

    • @RokinMan
      @RokinMan 3 роки тому +4

      @@marlonquintana3466 Give me liberty or give me death. No jail = big brain IQ69420 move

  • @altaccount4697
    @altaccount4697 3 роки тому +298

    So what I've learned today is... There is a reason for the do not swim signs on Texas rivers because they're full of alligators, don't ignore a battery of warning signs while swimming towards a giant drain, and don't steal cars and jump in random holes while running from the cops.

    • @f3uibeghardt522
      @f3uibeghardt522 3 роки тому +17

      People tend to associate gators more with Louisiana and Florida, but we do have a ton in Texas.

    • @MKUltraXOXO-c3r
      @MKUltraXOXO-c3r 3 роки тому +2

      @@f3uibeghardt522 definitely. I lived in texas for a while and went hiking as frequently as I could and traveled as well, and never saw an alligator, I actually forgot there every were any there!

    • @mericanpunk7432
      @mericanpunk7432 3 роки тому +6

      that fool was probably tweakin no way any sober person would hide for 7 hours and find 2 hiding spots

    • @davidregan9872
      @davidregan9872 3 роки тому +1

      It sure doesn't stop the illegals from crossing to America!

    • @f3uibeghardt522
      @f3uibeghardt522 3 роки тому +3

      @@MKUltraXOXO-c3r I'm not sure what part of Texas you were in, but they inhabit the Southeastern region of the state, which is much greener and full of water and cypress swamps. A good place to see them is Brazos Bend State Park. There's a million of them there. Hell, I remember fishing there one time and accidentally catching a turtle, then a massive alligator saving me the effort of having to cut the line by swallowing the turtle whole.

  • @k3ionafloyd
    @k3ionafloyd 9 місяців тому

    And BTW how in the actual hell are we gonna find a clue with these really good stories Sir?! LMAO I would have to ignore the stories and only watch for the clues. Love it here ! And I absolutely love the foundation you created! Keep up the good work !

  • @guesgues8336
    @guesgues8336 Рік тому +1

    "The manager was stumped" lmao on the guy dtuck in the pillar story

  • @kwinks.
    @kwinks. 2 роки тому +228

    That last story gave me goosebumps. Just imagine realising you have made a critical mistake and youre trapped there just waiting to die. Either out of starvation, running out of air or a heart attack because of the stress and heat. All that and you are also in a horrible uncomfortable position that probably hurts like hell after a while.

    • @mackhomie6
      @mackhomie6 2 роки тому +6

      yeah. these stories are horrific

    • @bentonrp
      @bentonrp 2 роки тому +3

      It is soo very brutal. I come back to this one just for that story just because of how unbelievably physically painful it is!

    • @adelynmakoni895
      @adelynmakoni895 2 роки тому +7

      It gave me anxiety

    • @alexandriaburnett2801
      @alexandriaburnett2801 2 роки тому +6

      I think I'd honestly rather set myself on fire...

    • @mackhomie6
      @mackhomie6 2 роки тому +1

      @@alexandriaburnett2801 you would, I'm sure.

  • @maggiemae3825
    @maggiemae3825 3 роки тому +104

    I think the main theme of all of these videos is: Safety precautions and signs exist for a reason. Also, I appreciate the way that you always tell these stories in a way that's respectful of the victims. Thank you for that.

  • @ivanbekker7939
    @ivanbekker7939 6 місяців тому +1

    The way that perp died inside the pillar is one of THE WORST for me! Ugh! I freak out when I'm stuck and can't move (I have Claustrophobia - fear of tight spaces) and just hearing Mr Ballen's description of how that guy died made me feel EXTREMELY uncomfortable!
    If ever I can choose how I die, I sincerely hope it will be peacefully in my sleep and if not that, then it must just be really fast within seconds.
    Drowning, burning, suffocating, suffering with illness or worse ways of dying really scares me.