"What's my budget for this Rust Ring Blocker commercial?" _"$0"_ "Ohhh, that's a bit a rough, could we bump that up to maybe $30?" _"$0, take it or leave it."_ "Deal!"
It probably wasn't laziness, to be honest. More likely that it was caused by the owners not speaking English as their first language and/or they might have a thick accent, and they were worried that would "scare away" customers or get made fun of. Them not being fluent in English would also probably mean they didn't really notice just how robotic the text-to-speech sounded.
I wonder if they might have stolen the music from a game, because I swear it sounds familiar. Also, go figure that that commercial is for a place in my home city of Chicago lol
1:52 The only cursed thing about this commercial is the destroyed Windows XP laptop missing a key. I think I might have actually heard a different commercial promoting the same product but on the radio when I was little. Weird.
Honestly the best part of yummy buffet is how at the end the music gets louder and louder until you can barely hear the voice and it feels like a fever dream
Marco Sabbat I don’t remember but I really like seals so I just looked up cute seals and found this. It’s a gif by the way so that can help with your search if you use google.
I’m Not Part of a Cult. No, Really. I Swear. He deleted it because one of the people who’s vids featured in the video didn’t like how people were finding him through Chad
“Yummy buffet” totally feels like a project made for a local restaurant. I feel like they didn’t want to do voiceovers so they decided to do test to speech. Thanks Chicago, very cool.
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what are some other cursed commercials that I should see?
Bed time Pepe commercial
gooey louie
Not cursed commercial but you should make toys of you
James Harley what type of toys.... 😳
there's a calbee Japanese consome commercial with a anthropomorphic dog that is pretty weird
The most cursed thing is when Chad decides to wear a non-blue shirt
Truth ^
I agree
Yes
I agree
Is that possible tho?
How is a pole dancing frog less cursed than a bootleg version of despicable me
still a piece of garbage I think deal-tastic me is pretty cursed
Because it’s a piece of garbage version of a piece of garbage movie don’t @ me
Bc it was inappropriate
shaboozey shut up, I mean I’m from Puerto Rico it’s just I find it inappropriate and disturbing
@@ZIZZY11268 too bad
I start this video and see a pole dancing frog
Yes
@I love cats no? I'm literally from where the commercial is from and I've never heard it be called that??? lmao Billiken's Pete, on the other hand...
@I love cats no SApito sapito means frogy
I love your profile and name- 👌🌙✨
I officially am now blaming you for me to imagine the frog from PTP poledancing.
**sees a stripper frog**
“I’d eat that! 2/10”
**sees bootleg minions**
5/10
*sees buffet* 10/10
Sees conaway 6/10
That bootleg minion one, 10/10 cursed. Dodge would never let something like that happen
Shrek in a nushell *sees literally a switch with NINTENDO written on it*
*20/10*
RustRing Blocker 7/10
the fact Yummy Buffet has SO much variety makes me incredibly suspicious of the food quality
Woo...is that Beijing duck?
Do you still have room for desert?
@@Crim_5009 yup *eats a whole entire desert*
their fries get cold instantly
Yeah for sure. You cant specialize in anything if you have too much choices. All gonna be mediocre. *rip all buffets everywhere
"Woo. Is this Beijing duck? ... Would you still have room for some DESERT?"
Parking is available
>w>
Desert this buffet you mean
Sahara or Gobi?
@@xxCrazyIzzyxx I am more of a Mohave type of guy
How about some sushi from the chef?
“Silly silly sausage”
“Follow its commands”
"worship me as your new god"
I am Happy Hot Dog Man Incarnate.
😬 woohoo
😏
“Sacrifice your family”
Nobody:
Buffet: *Welgome*
Shut up Kim.
Hello Chairman Kim
Kim Jong-un you can tell that was made by Chinese immigrants
According to Yelp, the place has 2.5 stars and 9 health violations
Lol
10:04
"Would you still have room for some *desert?*"
*stuffs sand into mouth*
**cronch**
*_*c r o n c h_**
Yummy
Buffet
Mmm mmm crunchy cati
I
Hep mm havnngo stlt
Rpje
7:32 is the oldest cursed commercial of all time, and it’s from the 1970’s called Baby Soft.
There's loads of older cursed commercials. Krinkle rice cereal for example.
That one is... so incredibly messed-up.
It's pedophilic as fuck, disturbs me
5:24
"MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY!!!"
"Whats wrong Billy?"
"IT'S MR NASTY!!"
* Cermet cries on the floor *
Kermit is a n a s t y boi
@@eanames4173 eWwW
*cermet*
Its Kitmet not Cermet
OOHHHHH NOOO ITS MR MASTY
“Do you have any room for *DESERT?* “
No please stop let me go back to my family
Lmao!
Yes, what kind? I favor the Sahara Desert, but the Gobi would be fine too.
Y E S
You know what? I'll just eat Egypt.
This just in: local chapstick invades cursed television
are we not gonna talk about how chad just remade every thumbnail to have his new avatar?
Jessie24031
YES!
That must've took a very long time lol
Yeah that’s some dedication 👏👏👏
@@sausageassassinn yeah
Are we not going to talk about how he did it again?
The fact that yummy buffet is still open is insane. It feels like that commercial is something you’d find in a dead man’s basement.
Me: Can we have Despicable me?
Mum: We already have it at home.
Despicable me at home: 1:08
That isn’t cursed: it’s a blessing.
That man has the best car dealership commercials in South Carolina
*D E M O O N*
I have seen this on UA-cam
Shade So that means it's blursed.
8:28 everyone gangsta until pink sheep narrates a buffet commercial
everyone PRANKSTER gangster, you mean 😉
Oh god... Just realized that
Yoyoyo what’s up guys I’m here to tell you to eat at Yummy Buffet.
I would say Dayshift at Freddy's Freddy
And five nights at fuckboys Freddy, they all use the same voice
5:24 I love how nobodies surprised in this commercial. It appears that attacks from Mr. Nasty occur fairly often.
"mOmMy MoMmY, mOmMy"
"𝔀𝓱𝓪𝓽'𝓼 𝔀𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓰 𝓑𝓲𝓵𝓵𝔂?"
"ITS MR. NASTYYYYYYY"
nasty
“sounds like a job for-“
CARPET MAN!
𝕀'𝕞 𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕠𝕗 𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖.
"What's my budget for this Rust Ring Blocker commercial?"
_"$0"_
"Ohhh, that's a bit a rough, could we bump that up to maybe $30?"
_"$0, take it or leave it."_
"Deal!"
i think yummy buffet is literally an actual robot trying to pretend its human
It sounds like pink sheep
Would you still have room for Some *desert*
"Would you still have room for some DESERT?"
10:05 Did he just say “Desert”? I dunno about you, but sand and drought don’t sound appetizing to me.
PollyGlodd yes
Yup
🤣🤣🤣
That’s what happens when you use the go-animate guy to voice your commercial.
I dont like sand. Its course and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere
I feel like the new thumbnails were made just to taunt COPPA.
Chad is a clever yet unpredictable individual
They are cute tho ngl
@@mapleqood7658 it makes me feel weird
The music in the yummy buffet sounds so frickin depression.
And the narrator sounds like pink sheep
@@GreenCircut I never knew pink sheep owned a restaurant in Chicago 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@GreenCircut pink sheep!
That voice from the Yummy Buffet commercial is exactly that one that most people use when they do videos of Caillou getting grounded in GoAnimate
Legend says the Yummy buffet commercial is still going on today
Never would I see the day that there is a company so lazy, that they would use *Speakonia* for their commercial.
monokuma and isabelle, two characters i thought i would never thought see together lol
Monokuma, Isabelle and Valentine. Three characters from three games I love, but which have nothing in common lmao
It probably wasn't laziness, to be honest. More likely that it was caused by the owners not speaking English as their first language and/or they might have a thick accent, and they were worried that would "scare away" customers or get made fun of. Them not being fluent in English would also probably mean they didn't really notice just how robotic the text-to-speech sounded.
Monokuma, Isabelle, Valentine
It's me, Kaz
Parasite Cat holy cow
tbh im suprised that you recognized valentine-
That baby fragrance commercial is just... messed up beyond belief. That's a 10/10 cursed from me.
Same
Nah it's a 99/10
∞/10
i had no idea edp was around in the 70s
I haven’t watch this dude in years,
So glad I started to again.
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Sleep paralysis demon at 3:05: á̸̡̛̦̠͆͊͘Ȃ̷͔̘̬͊̊̅̓́ü̸̦͗̎̍̃u̶͖̱͗̀́͝Æ̴̱͇̖̻̓͝h̵̠̾ĥ̴̢͐̇̃̅͘U̸̪͗͑H̸̲̯͕̭̮̙̋ù̸̡̞͈̫͕͌͋ͅ
Perfectly translated
People say stuff all the time, so it’s not nobody.
HOW do u Made the text like that
DEYVYANCRAFT 2 Zalgo text generator, there’s a ton online :)
@@squidsiclez tanks
The yummy buffet commercial music got louder at the end
The JRPG-sounding music is what really makes Yummy Buffet a next-level commercial
Right?! It's quite ahead of it's time!!!
I swear to god, I heard that exact same tune in Inuyasha.
It sounds like something I’d hear in an indie RPG game made by a friend (yes I know a friend that makes rpg games)
I wonder if they might have stolen the music from a game, because I swear it sounds familiar.
Also, go figure that that commercial is for a place in my home city of Chicago lol
Commercial: carpet man teels you to stay in school
Covid-19: are you sure about that
Greetings fellow gungeoneer
@MangoDonut hello my fellow bullet kin
"It's deal-tastic me"I bet he cried for one hour after doing that advert. I would.
i didn't know there was a silly sausage under my mom's bed!
Oh god please no
*o h y e s.*
Have you tried shaking it, twisting it, poking it, and bopping it?
WOAHHHH MY GUY WOOAAHHHHH
OH SPARK
3:05 *i was legit caught off guard by this terrifying jump scare.*
Jumpscare? Where?
Why😢😢😢
2:17 The words sausage and play with me should not be in the same sentence…
Oh no, they should. 😏
There Like. Playing With a P E N I S
*they should be in the same sentence, you know.* 😏
Follow its C O M M A N D S
Hi Michael. Tell Dunder Mifflin I said hi!
"WELGOME to Yummy Buffet, have some desert"
The Yummy Buffet Wasn't actually that cursed it actually looks like a good restraunt/fast food place I would eat at
The commercial was tho
I never trust a restaurant with that many choices of food. Its all gonna be mediocre. *also rip buffets
Yea that made me crave to go there and chug up all of their food 💀
No one:
Shaving cream bottle: AhAaAaAaAaAaAaAa
*can
Are we going to acknowledge Mr. Nasty's fricking human feet!
that deserves a 10
Oh noooooo it’s mr. nasty.
I'd give it a 12.
Atta boy
Art and stuff productions *OH NOOOOOO ITS MR NASTY*
Mr nasty is a god that the human mind cant comprehend
Me: *sees Cursed Commercials #9*
*The Return of the King*
Yes
5:41 "Nasty" - Mister Nasty - 2000?
Mister Nasty is a nasty-type Pokémon
5:50 10 characters who could defeat thanos even with the infinity gauntlet
*I S M E L L T R O U B L E*
@@yoursleepparalysisdemon8171 how is that a whoosh
Ladies and fricks, WELGOME BACK.
Sonic Rain
ItS wElCoMe NoT wElGoMe
R/wOoOoOoOoSh
That one car commercial had the chance to say Deal-spicable Me and they blew it.
Commercial: _has terrible, nightmare-inducing animations_
Me: I'm calling the entire US military
Always remember, carpet man says "stay in school"
Yeah cuz the maker of their ad sure didnt lol
1:52 The only cursed thing about this commercial is the destroyed Windows XP laptop missing a key. I think I might have actually heard a different commercial promoting the same product but on the radio when I was little. Weird.
7:32 I am slowly transforming into Chris Hansen.
Nobody:
Some random Sausage: T W I S T M E
I like how he is pretending to not know what the first one is really about
Coolguygaming yeah it’s obviously for a frog strip club 🙄
Lol same
“oh my god that thing is Massive!”
-Chadtronic 2020
You got that right! Wanna see Chadstick break his light with the massive sausage?
Love these vids!!! Let's get into them double digits! I'm ready for "Cursed TV Commercials # 10"!!
3:05 This is my sleep paralysis demon and it haunts me every night
It’s funny😂😂😂
What
2:40 return of the happy hotdog man
He fell on hard times and had to resort to a nasty line of work
* does distraction dance *
I’m excited for the airship
0:42 - I swear Chad can keep adding paint guy in all of these videos and it will never get old. I laugh like a maniac each time lmao!!!!!!
This is very a- AHHH!-
You forgot his name?
It's everyday when I hear a sausage turn around in the pan and say TWIST ME.
Honestly the best part of yummy buffet is how at the end the music gets louder and louder until you can barely hear the voice and it feels like a fever dream
The lotion or whatever commercial had me picking up crosses and facing them toward my screen hoping to cleanse the sicko who made it. 7:32
what's your profile picture from?
I legit tossed my phone away
Marco Sabbat I don’t remember but I really like seals so I just looked up cute seals and found this. It’s a gif by the way so that can help with your search if you use google.
I pray that whatever perversions those people have, they'll be delivered from it.
Can't imagine it's just one person behind it all.
What we always forget is, imagine having to see these commercials on TV
8:43 I didn’t know pink sheep owned a restaraunt
Or perhaps the voice from GoAnimate/Vyond did a commercial for Yummy Buffet.
Ok that’s true-
4:25 : me and the boys on our way to get some food.
Oh wow nice
L O O K I N F O R S O M E D ' A E A T
M M M M M
6:34 The fact that I'm Romanian and understand everything they say is just *sare pe rană*
Feel ya
OMG ME TOO!!
I just can’t take you seriously with that okuyasu pfp-
Z A H A N D O
It’s so weird.
But seriously, though, I want "Deep into UA-cam 3".
I don't think he's gonna do another one of those after what happened with the first one.
What happened with the first one?
It got deleted
I’m Not Part of a Cult. No, Really. I Swear. He deleted it because one of the people who’s vids featured in the video didn’t like how people were finding him through Chad
???
chad didnt even realize the frog was on a stripper pole
Those Brazilians have Grandmas with hands on ears: that’s terrifying
I think I speak for everyone when I say I can't wait to see Chad play with his Silly Sausage.
_😳_
🤨📸
Ayo?
Sussy Baka
The sausage is like,"Rub me! Rub me! Harder! Faster! Ohhh!"
1:11 ripping off Despicable Me I see? Also, those minions look like they're begging for death
That isn’t even his most cursed commercial
I think every minion craves death
Nobody:
9-year-old Sans fangirl ocs: 7:32
lol
The Yummy Buffet commercial reminded me of the gerber life grow-up plan and shirley temple dvd collection commercials
A robot voice talking about a restaurant: 10/10
LITERAL POLE DANCING: 2/10
welp that makes sense
silly sausage is actually a toy to practice with
…so your reaction time is better, what did you expect me to say?
Me : *See the title*
Me : *a frick here we go again*
Tittle
Benjamin Velasquez idk what a “tittle” is but it sounds nice 😏
@@wut6823 it's something more wierd
Tittle? You mean Tlite?
> wen u see the tittle
Finally there's more... Y E S
I agree
YES
Deal-Tastic me is gonna be my nightmares for awhile.
Yep XD
I live in Lexington (where he sells his cars) and that’s not even close to being the most cursed commercial he’s made
0:58 the frog is literally pole dancing.
I’ve been watching Chad for years. I’m surprised he doesn’t have 1 million subscribers by now. He really deserves it.
"Put a rust ring blocker on
and all your rust is gone" 🎵
* pop a rust ring blocker on and rust be gone.
*_I’ve seen many cursed things..._*
*_but have you seen- _**_3:50_*
Lol
hello charmx fan
@@pizzaeaterlegostudio2405 needs to return
Chad. You should do a spin-off show called “cursed comments” where you review the cursed comments in your comment sections
r/cursedcomments is way better
yes please.
you mean r/cursedcomments?
“Yummy buffet” totally feels like a project made for a local restaurant.
I feel like they didn’t want to do voiceovers so they decided to do test to speech.
Thanks Chicago, very cool.
I gotta be honest......... This is becoming my favorite thing of this channel. XD
2:50 Lost footage of Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared 7, 2020 (colorized)
No god please no no NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I remember playing with my Silly Sausage™ when I was younger
@Evan Wibbenmeyer I should clarify it was my father's, I just played with it
@Evan Wibbenmeyer It's a part of growing up. Birds and bees and all that.
I still play with mine all the time. Im doing it right now.
*_t m._*
@@shigushigu741 did ya succ it
Yummy buffet...
AND THEY USE THE PAUL VOICE, THE VOICE YOUR HEAR WHEN YOU USE A NOAA WEATHER RADIO
No it's pinksheep XD
It text to speech
Cow belly..no he uses Michael
"*-Ìtß dÌsÞuŔbÌnĢ-*"
-Chadtronic
10:42 sounded like a bass boosted meme
Nobody:
Absolutely Nobody:
Commercial: Inocence is S**y
8:43 Dang, leave an f for my man Pink Sheep who had to start doing commercials to make ends meet.
Yeshio f
he promotes cooked sheep
OH NO
the commercial would've been longer, but Purple Shep broke through the wall and interrupted the recording session
F YAH
“Arrived 3 days ago”
Iexpect silly sausage to be the next video.
9:12 Its the National Weather Service Man!!! Lol
Loves baby soft is DEFINITELY an eleven
8:30
I'm surprised it wasn't like "Noaa Weather Radio, Running at a frequency of: ----, in: Blah blah it is ___ degrees, windspeeds reaching: -----"
(emergency alert system headers) The National Buffet Service has issued a New Buffet Opening for the counties of Lawrence, Chicago
Still buying children's toys after all these years..
Love you, and love your videos. Keep up the great work!
1:33 illumination's lawyers aren't gonna happy with this
Did anyone notice that the Rust Ring Blocker ad was edited out?
IKR, pretty disappointing.
4:36-5:21 Chad: *dives 9 to a brazilian comercial
My brazilian brain: *senpai noticed me*
10:07 I would like an oasis with my desert. Wait didn’t I already say this?