Randy Newman - Putin (Official Video)

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  • Опубліковано 25 жов 2016
  • Here’s a video dedicated to a great world leader. I hope all of you like it. I know he will. -Randy Newman
    Randy Newman's "Putin" won the Grammy Award for Best Arrangement, Instruments and Vocals. The song is on his 2017 album, Dark Matter: randynewman.lnk.to/DarkMatter
    Putin
    Putin puttin’ his pants on
    One leg at a time
    You mean he’s just like a regular fella, huh?
    He ain’t nothing like a regular fella
    Putin puttin’ his hat on
    Hat size number nine
    “You sayin’ Putin’s gettin’ big headed?”
    Putin’s head’s just fine
    He can drive his giant tractor
    Across the Trans-Siberian plain
    He can power a nuclear reactor
    With the left side of his brain
    And when he takes his shirt off
    He drives the ladies crazy
    When he takes his shirt off
    Makes me wanna be a lady
    It’s the Putin Girls!
    (Putin Girls)
    Putin if you put it when you
    Put it where you put it
    Putin if you put it
    Will you put it next to me?
    Putin if you put it when you
    Put it where you put it
    Putin if you put it
    Will you put it next to me?
    Now Putin hates the Putin girls
    ‘Cause he hates vulgarity
    And he loves his mother country
    And he loves his family
    He and his ex-wife Lyudmila
    Are riding along the shore
    Of the beautiful new Russian Black Sea
    Let’s listen in
    A great man is speaking
    We fought a war for this?
    I’m almost ashamed
    The Mediterranean
    Now there’s a resort worth fighting for
    If only the Greeks or the Turks
    Would start to sniff around
    I’d bring the hammer down
    So quick their woolly heads would spin
    Woolly head, woolly head, woolly head
    Or, wait a minute
    Even better
    What if the Kurds got in the way?
    Hey! Kurds and way, curds and whey!
    Sometimes a people is greater than their leader
    Germany, Kentucky, France
    Sometimes a leader towers over his country
    One shot at glory, they don’t get a second chance
    I dragged these peasants kicking and screaming
    Into the 21st century
    I thought they’d make it
    I must have been dreaming
    These chicken farmers and file clerks gonna be the death of me
    I can’t do it
    PG - Sure, you can
    I can’t do it
    PG- Yeah, you can
    What makes you say that girls?
    PG - Tell you why. ‘Cause you’re the Putin man
    Who whipped Napoleon?
    PG- We did!
    Who won World War II?
    PG- The Americans!
    That’s a good one ladies
    It’s our turn to sit in the comfy chair
    PG - And you’re the man gonna get us there!
    I don’t know, Lenin couldn’t do it
    I don’t know, Stalin couldn’t do it
    They couldn’t do it
    Why you think I can?
    PG - You’re gonna lead our people
    To the Promised Land
    You’re right, ‘cause, Goddamn,
    I’m the Putin Man
    #randynewman #darkmatter

КОМЕНТАРІ • 1,5 тис.

  • @greenwaddledee1743
    @greenwaddledee1743 2 роки тому +184

    what a time to listen to this song

  • @ParallelNewsNetwork
    @ParallelNewsNetwork 2 роки тому +392

    Ah, this has aged like the finest wine. Kudos, randy.

  • @colinkay6957
    @colinkay6957 2 роки тому +85

    This hits different today.

  • @suburbanhobbyist2752
    @suburbanhobbyist2752 2 роки тому +56

    This song is perfect in every way and more fitting now than 6 years ago.

  • @waltermameli2026
    @waltermameli2026 2 роки тому +50

    Randy Newman is and always has been a brilliant artist.....this video and song are right on target.....he is a poet and he knows it.....

  • @rolanddepoorter2528
    @rolanddepoorter2528 7 років тому +85

    For 45 years now Randy is on my side to observe this mad world. Thank you...

  • @sonya7025
    @sonya7025 7 років тому +635

    You made Putin sound like a disney villain...

    • @megaponful
      @megaponful 7 років тому +27

      Comrade Tanya And I love it!!

    • @QuiteDan
      @QuiteDan 7 років тому +36

      He's got friend on the other side.

    • @FlourishPorridge
      @FlourishPorridge 6 років тому +34

      It wouldn't be randy's first time writing a Disney villain

    • @theslayer5978
      @theslayer5978 6 років тому +20

      He is villain

    • @aspace1111
      @aspace1111 6 років тому +3

      not to take things so serious

  • @abelsm6270
    @abelsm6270 2 роки тому +13

    I'm surprised Randy Newman hasn't suddenly disappeared after this

  • @lacyjags9594
    @lacyjags9594 5 років тому +143

    Randy Newman is one of the very few major artists to have held onto his genius over the years, and if anything it’s only grown. This song is extraordinary.

  • @markkanicki2645
    @markkanicki2645 7 років тому +106

    Laughed my ass off. As usual, Randy hits the nail on the head.

  • @foreleftyall
    @foreleftyall 7 років тому +47

    Just good ol genius from Randy Newman. My god his well will never run dry.

  • @TheRamsberg
    @TheRamsberg 7 років тому +22

    Randy Newman is a genius and bold and he sings kinda goofy while he plays the piano. What a fantastic song this is and the "moving pictures" are very fitting, it all works together very well.

  • @Kitties_are_pretty
    @Kitties_are_pretty 6 років тому +9

    Randy Newman had already written a song about Vladimir Putin years ago. Short People.

  • @eccentricexploringape1246
    @eccentricexploringape1246 2 роки тому +79

    You all know why you’re here

    • @anthonybabich1454
      @anthonybabich1454 Рік тому +9

      The last thing I wanted was to search a relation between Randy Newman and Putin to find this. Wtf.

    • @ernestisom5878
      @ernestisom5878 Рік тому +6

      Because I'm high

    • @sonofadeadbeat3051
      @sonofadeadbeat3051 Рік тому

      Yeah. You're not Russian or you?

    • @sonofadeadbeat3051
      @sonofadeadbeat3051 Рік тому

      @@ramenlover1727 You know that he was being sarcastic right. As well as "He Gives Us All His Love".

    • @cryptsub
      @cryptsub Рік тому +1

      I was looking for a song about dancing.

  • @hannabaal150
    @hannabaal150 2 роки тому +32

    There's nothing quite like an insightful look into the future, especially when it's a comedic satire set to music with a video by Randy Newman. I like it.

  • @orihoola
    @orihoola 5 років тому +86

    This satire is pretty mild stuff in the US. The bitter reaction from the Russian commenters is pretty surprising to me. Are folks sensitive because there is really no political satire in Russia comparable to this our are people simply trolling Randy?

    • @user-nf4rj5bo3r
      @user-nf4rj5bo3r 4 роки тому +10

      Is there no political satire in Russia? Have you been to Russia?
      Mr., you are the perfect product of the Western press of CNN, BBC ...

    • @FirstNameLastName-cu2tq
      @FirstNameLastName-cu2tq 4 роки тому +5

      @@user-nf4rj5bo3r, will second that. Many people in Westernt countries are ideed so naive.

    • @manoftruth0935
      @manoftruth0935 4 роки тому +6

      I met a Russian man when we were both flying to Las Vegas. He and his wife were on Layover in Newark Airport (Planes have to go the long way because they can’t risk flying over North Korean airspace). I brought up Putin and he had a few choice words to say, and not any positive.
      The Russians can say what they want about Putin, but the alternative is having a communist dictator come in again, and looking at how many times he was elected (3), it’s quite clear that terms limits need to be established for all positions in Russia, and America’s House of Representatives for that matter.

    • @kindnessfirst9670
      @kindnessfirst9670 4 роки тому +3

      @@manoftruth0935 Communism died two generations ago.

    • @christopherscott1336
      @christopherscott1336 4 роки тому +3

      @@kindnessfirst9670 Sadly, the Soviet Union is still fondly remembered by many Russians. There's a poll out there that shows 50% of Russians look back fondly on the Soviet Union.

  • @olafsomething
    @olafsomething 2 роки тому +9

    Ah yes, the usual finely aged youtube video in my recommendation from a couple years ago

  • @sprunzloffio
    @sprunzloffio 2 роки тому +11

    Sometimes a people is greater than their leader
    Germany, Kentucky, France
    Sometimes a leader towers over his country.

    • @Lythgoemania
      @Lythgoemania 2 роки тому

      Still don't get it lol

    • @angogablogian532
      @angogablogian532 2 роки тому +1

      Makes sense putin in that way

    • @rolandthompson8771
      @rolandthompson8771 2 роки тому +1

      @@Lythgoemania In a democracy, large or small, the idea is that no leader is immune to the will of the people: the state is ultimately the people's, and the role of a leader is merely as an agent to help enact their will at that moment. But to Putin, he *is* the state, and his role is to make himself an almost superhuman shaper of history in order to singlehandedly bring Russia to glory, and that the Russian people are just there to be pulled along by him into those glory days. But if you want to make yourself into one of the most important people in the history of your country and the world by becoming a towering embodiment of the state, you get one shot: if you fuck up, you'll never have that sort of power again.

  • @uwefischer6671
    @uwefischer6671 2 роки тому +4

    My fb post linking this reads "Randy Newman knew everything already more than five years ago."

  • @radiokoryking
    @radiokoryking 2 роки тому +18

    Giving this another listen in 2022

    • @angogablogian532
      @angogablogian532 2 роки тому +3

      Putin still hating vulgarity and putin girls, some things don't change.

  • @mercurydigicom
    @mercurydigicom 2 роки тому +14

    Randy was right again...

  • @penelopegreene
    @penelopegreene 2 роки тому +10

    What was once satire is now reportage...

  • @phoenexus_gaming5790
    @phoenexus_gaming5790 2 роки тому +41

    Well, this song ended up oddly accurate

    • @AlanEricFan
      @AlanEricFan 2 роки тому +5

      He called the pandemic, too (see the last line of "The Great Nations of Europe")

    • @Bronco541
      @Bronco541 2 роки тому +4

      nothing odd about it really. Anybody without their head in the sand sees most of this stuff coming ahead of time. Problem with most people today is they have their hand in the sand.

    • @KoffeeShak
      @KoffeeShak 2 роки тому

      @@Bronco541 it’s a good thing I can still look around with only my hand in the sand

    • @Lythgoemania
      @Lythgoemania 2 роки тому

      It was at the time. Putin has been a well known sociopathic dictator for years

  • @UnderTheAffluence
    @UnderTheAffluence 2 роки тому +6

    "The Mediterranean; now there's a resort worth fighting for..."

  • @abdullutfi7748
    @abdullutfi7748 2 роки тому +5

    My jaw Dropped!!! Before this I only knew him of Pixar....

  • @blitheringrando1410
    @blitheringrando1410 2 роки тому +10

    Seems like a good day to listen to this...

  • @zachpalmero1356
    @zachpalmero1356 3 роки тому +13

    Really earned the grammy here. Much love for Randy Newman.

  • @Piggy-Oink-Oink
    @Piggy-Oink-Oink 3 роки тому +15

    A work of genius When asked about anytime he has been Happy in Life , his response "There is no happiness in Life" lol , Randy got this so right.

    • @TrePrince
      @TrePrince Рік тому

      Must be a leftist

    • @pimposki6232
      @pimposki6232 Рік тому

      ​@@TrePrince damn sick burn bro haha nice quip buddy haha you're so funny i bet everybody loves you

    • @TrePrince
      @TrePrince Рік тому

      @pimposki How is that a burn? I don't do burns 😂

    • @pimposki6232
      @pimposki6232 Рік тому

      @@TrePrince burning "The Left™" bro, so sick 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😐🤣🤣

    • @TrePrince
      @TrePrince Рік тому

      @@pimposki6232 How is saying "must be a leftist" a "sick burn" ? Why are you prescribing intent? Must be a leftist who claims to not care about politics but happens to side with leftism? Lmao

  • @isiahyazzie5572
    @isiahyazzie5572 2 роки тому +7

    Watching this on 02/24/2022.

  • @jeffryphillipsburns
    @jeffryphillipsburns 2 роки тому +8

    This is fine, but it rather reminds me of Charlie Chaplin’s Hitler spoof “The Great Dictator” in that in hindsight its satirical criticism seems too mild.

    • @mojojoji5493
      @mojojoji5493 Рік тому

      Yea and looks overly supporting or outrageous lol

  • @uwefischer6671
    @uwefischer6671 6 років тому +16

    Pure genius, one of the greatest musicians alive. Randy can pull out this absolute classic of his even at his progressed age. In the same pantheon like Sail Away, the new album sitting there right next to the latter.

  • @lachlanneville7138
    @lachlanneville7138 2 роки тому +7

    I wish that this didn't age as well as it did

  • @couchforsale3548
    @couchforsale3548 2 роки тому +29

    Well this aged like fine wine

  • @billschwalb9486
    @billschwalb9486 2 роки тому +5

    Putin shoulda quit within a reasonable time after this came out. He had nowhere to go but down.

  • @damnyankeefl
    @damnyankeefl 2 роки тому +8

    This aged well and I mean that

  • @MuhoChannel
    @MuhoChannel 7 років тому +115

    I want Randy Newman in the world heritage site list.

  • @oneeyedman99
    @oneeyedman99 2 роки тому +5

    Putin's head seems pretty big now.

  • @simonboccanegra3811
    @simonboccanegra3811 Рік тому +3

    Newman isn't extolling Putin any more than he was endorsing the views of the Southern racist in "Rednecks" or the violent homophobe in "Half a Man." He's satirical rather than didactic. Expecting him to rewrite this as a clearer broadside against Putin is like expecting a knuckleball pitcher to turn into a 105 mph fastballer.

  • @l.russellbrown9732
    @l.russellbrown9732 8 місяців тому +2

    It ain't Short People But anything Randy does is valuable and worth listening to
    L.Russell Brown
    A Randy Newman wannabe

  • @Penultimeat
    @Penultimeat 2 роки тому +6

    Gonna get some mileage out of spreading this around here in February 2022

  • @foxyspriter-meninoakaisenp8374
    @foxyspriter-meninoakaisenp8374 3 роки тому +4

    Randy sounds like a singing DR.Phil, and that's not supposed to be bad at all

  • @TransfatylvaniaFilms
    @TransfatylvaniaFilms 7 років тому +209

    So Putin is the villain in Toy story 4 apparently?

    • @user-zv3sk6vr3i
      @user-zv3sk6vr3i 6 років тому +5

      Корпорации монстров

    • @pmfl7723
      @pmfl7723 6 років тому +2

      mister Putin = Antichrist 666. (infa 146%)

    • @ThePrimadv
      @ThePrimadv 6 років тому +2

      Вот круче песня ua-cam.com/video/FBnAZnfNB6U/v-deo.html

    • @GURU-wx3us
      @GURU-wx3us 6 років тому +1

      PMFL 7x7 Hey? stupid! Не надо мусорить!

    • @user-ix3ev9xk8z
      @user-ix3ev9xk8z 6 років тому

      Не обкакались бы...

  • @funkyboogiee
    @funkyboogiee 7 років тому +5

    I've been playing the audio that Randy released a few weeks ago, and very glad to see this video just released too! I love it just the way it is. I can't wait to hear the full album, and one day I'd like to meet Randy Newman and shake his hand!

  • @RVFreeDa
    @RVFreeDa 4 роки тому +19

    Love you and your music Randy! More more!

  • @tylergalindo1278
    @tylergalindo1278 2 роки тому +4

    Damn. Who the THE FUCK WATCHING THIS IN 2022

  • @arneemilbredland2413
    @arneemilbredland2413 7 років тому +9

    Nobody can say it like it is like Randy Newman.

  • @IrishCracker337
    @IrishCracker337 2 роки тому +3

    The pants have come off

  • @oneeyedman99
    @oneeyedman99 7 років тому +5

    Congratulations Ran, you've lived long enough to see the times finally catch up to you. U r the boss!

  • @camraser
    @camraser 2 роки тому +5

    Commenting 2-24-2022.

  • @RevWillTheThrill1974
    @RevWillTheThrill1974 7 років тому +15

    Brilliant! Love it! I always say Randy is one of the most underrated modern day satirists.

  • @jameslangdon56
    @jameslangdon56 2 роки тому +5

    Well, this song is relevant again

  • @nomegustabolas2184
    @nomegustabolas2184 2 роки тому +4

    This aged so well

  • @Polygor2
    @Polygor2 2 роки тому +6

    Somebody should send a copy to him in Moscow

  • @tobyjaffe270
    @tobyjaffe270 2 роки тому +3

    its amazing how well this has aged tbh

  • @icjd80
    @icjd80 Рік тому +2

    Which Disney or Pixar movie is this from?

  • @travismiller5548
    @travismiller5548 2 роки тому +4

    too soon? nah, ahead of his time

  • @stevewoodmusic1
    @stevewoodmusic1 7 років тому +4

    Randy is the master and he never disappoints... how he distills things down to one humorous bite-sized morsel eludes me. The video is perfect. Hey, and who gets to make real tracks like that. Unfair I say.

  • @user-pr3jm9jx1f
    @user-pr3jm9jx1f 7 років тому +17

    this song is going to be bigger than Rasputin

    • @silvabakx6396
      @silvabakx6396 4 роки тому

      Ras Putin. Yamon! Can you imagine him with really long dreadlocks? I just did lol.

  • @rdc2021
    @rdc2021 Рік тому

    I first heard this song when he played it in The Late Show With Stephen Colbert, since then I have come back often to re listen

  • @RickFinkForReal
    @RickFinkForReal 2 роки тому +2

    I had to come back to this one, considering the current situation. 😳

  • @user-re3zu6mc3q
    @user-re3zu6mc3q 6 років тому +3

    Among the categories in which the award is awarded, there is also the "Best Arrangement". It was in this category that this time the American composer Randy Newman was noted and it was for the song ARRANGEMENT «Putin».Do not go crazy with the vulgar song of this character!

  • @ottolovechild506
    @ottolovechild506 2 роки тому +3

    Lottery Numbers

  • @thebig12conference73
    @thebig12conference73 2 роки тому +2

    Well done Randy you still got it i love the he can power the nuclear reactor, with the left side of his brain.

  • @vampcaff
    @vampcaff 7 років тому

    you're a true genius of satire. you're words breathe inspiration

  • @bigthinkumdinkum6558
    @bigthinkumdinkum6558 4 роки тому +10

    October 2019, Kurds and whey...

  • @gem6922
    @gem6922 2 роки тому +5

    This aged both amazingly and horribly

    • @anonanon7235
      @anonanon7235 2 роки тому

      Putin's defending Russia. If he didn't act, NATO would be subverting Russia after Ukraine.

  • @truckerkevthepaidtourist
    @truckerkevthepaidtourist 4 роки тому +1

    this one and Todd rundgren and Donald fagan getting together doing the man in the tin foil hat are just priceless

  • @agirlnamedthom
    @agirlnamedthom 7 років тому +1

    Mr. Newman thank you so much for this vedio. this has made my night, though i have a question were did your inspiration from?

  • @mikechicago6200
    @mikechicago6200 3 роки тому +5

    Randy does it again makes a hit song and this is about mocking Vlady Puddin, man I love his songs!

  • @kademcarthur5362
    @kademcarthur5362 2 роки тому +7

    I grew up with Toy Story and I always considered Randy Newman as a childhood icon, so hearing him singing about Putin is both weird and hilarious.

    • @lukespillman1313
      @lukespillman1313 2 роки тому +1

      This song sounds like a Disney villain song, which is pretty fitting considering the fact that he is invading the Ukraine, and his troops are killing a lot of innocent people. If that’s not villainous, I don’t know what is.

  • @nathanchilders7331
    @nathanchilders7331 2 роки тому

    I dont know whats better, this or the fact that randy has 66.6k subs

  • @WolfgangHolzmann
    @WolfgangHolzmann 6 років тому +2

    A new Newman album. What a treat. Yay!

  • @michaelmitchell4080
    @michaelmitchell4080 6 років тому +5

    Brilliant art. Mr. Newman is a genius - and a treasure.

  • @oneeyedman99
    @oneeyedman99 4 роки тому +11

    C'mon Ran! I know you're 76 and it's only been three years since your last "real" record but, if ever there was a year that demanded a new Randy Newman album, it has to be this one. I can't imagine that soundtrack work is keeping you that busy anyway.

    • @thelittlestrummerboy
      @thelittlestrummerboy 4 роки тому +2

      He did put out a social distancing song called "Stay Away" in April!

  • @elenakiseleva3342
    @elenakiseleva3342 6 років тому +17

    Отличная работа в музыкальном плане, ну и хороший ироничный стёб над Путиным.

    • @tinynips421
      @tinynips421 5 років тому

      мы издеваемся над русскими в Америке, потому что русские считают, что они живут в условиях демократии, кроме демократий, не имеют пропаганды
      my izdevayemsya nad russkimi v Amerike, potomu chto russkiye schitayut, chto oni zhivut v usloviyakh demokratii, krome demokratiy, ne imeyut propagandy

    • @daedrmr2dae
      @daedrmr2dae 4 роки тому +2

      @tinynips421 No I think this song was more about Putin.

  • @_Tilimbom_
    @_Tilimbom_ 6 років тому +19

    when he takes his shirt off, Chuck Norris in fear escapes

  • @user-il9cz6ss9y
    @user-il9cz6ss9y 6 років тому +6

    thanks for the song, it turned out funny and fun!

  • @mariontoffan1943
    @mariontoffan1943 Рік тому +1

    Oh Wow. No double ... no triple wow. Oh this is simply the best gang. Amazing tune ... amazing graphics.
    Brilliant. M. in Canada.

  • @mojojoji5493
    @mojojoji5493 Рік тому +1

    Randy Newman has the nuclear launch codes

  • @BrandonBrown-wl3xy
    @BrandonBrown-wl3xy 2 роки тому +6

    This is the first time I've ever heard this 😂
    It's friggin awesome and so on point hahaha 😂
    Such a timely piece right now as well!!

  • @mojojoji5493
    @mojojoji5493 Рік тому +3

    This is like Charlie chaplains hitler spoof

  • @cliff_booth6910
    @cliff_booth6910 4 роки тому +2

    Помните как Молния Макуин потерялся и искал Мака, так вот музыка которая играла в этом моменте создал сам Ренди, спасибо за музыкальное совпровождения от мультфильмов от Пиксар,спасибо за детство.

  • @augustgrey-music1031
    @augustgrey-music1031 5 років тому +1

    Hahaha Mr. Newman I love you Sir but this was so unexpected of you! Not your usual style but congratulations on the Grammy award I guess :)
    Ps : "Sail Away" Is the BEST song I've ever heard. Harry Nillson is the only artist who covered that song and did it justice in my opinion.
    Anyway, you are a legend to me Sir and your songs changed my life, I thank you.

  • @jlaneyrie1955
    @jlaneyrie1955 7 років тому +5

    Gorgeous .Love Randy when he goes back to political science .

  • @HaydenFromHell
    @HaydenFromHell 2 роки тому +47

    Praying for Ukraine.

  • @_KarlS
    @_KarlS 6 років тому +2

    1 million views Randy!

  • @user-by9wp2kj4c
    @user-by9wp2kj4c 6 років тому +2

    Congratulations on "Grammy"!

  • @wolfgangalbrecht5206
    @wolfgangalbrecht5206 7 років тому +147

    Now I wait for Randy´s Trump song.... the day has come.

    • @tardisbob2745
      @tardisbob2745 7 років тому +7

      Maybe this was it.

    • @alexroselle
      @alexroselle 7 років тому +16

      re: Putin, Trump's song is "You Got a Friend in Me"

    • @wyattdawg
      @wyattdawg 7 років тому +2

      LOL oh my god what a great observation

    • @pmgerard
      @pmgerard 7 років тому +9

      "Political Science" is more like it.

    • @ukephonic
      @ukephonic 7 років тому +1

      my first thought too , get busy on tRUMP song... love this one tho

  • @FiyahAblaze
    @FiyahAblaze 2 роки тому +3

    This hilarious 😂

  • @christopherjohnson1803
    @christopherjohnson1803 3 місяці тому

    0:48 when he take his shirt off, make ME wanna be a lady!!" 😂😂

  • @thedrewdog
    @thedrewdog 5 років тому +1

    I finally get it! I see the hat! Putin is Mrs. Nesbitt!

  • @Sekzder
    @Sekzder 6 років тому +4

    Liked it, video with humor. Good job!
    From Russia with love! ^ ~ ^

  • @user-ju9gk2tk3i
    @user-ju9gk2tk3i 6 років тому +10

    Путин натягивает штаны
    На каждую ногу по очереди.
    Думаете, он славный малый, да?
    Никакой он вам не славный малый!
    Путин надевает шляпу,
    Шляпу девятого размера.
    Говорите, голова у Путина становится всё больше?
    У Путина всё в порядке с головой!
    Он может прокатиться на огромном тракторе
    По Транссибирской равнине,
    Он может включить ядерный реактор
    Левым полушарием мозга,
    А когда он снимает рубашку,
    Он сводит женщин с ума.
    Когда он снимает рубашку,
    Мне самому хочется стать женщиной!
    Это Putin Girls!
    Путин, если ты сложишь их,
    Когда ты сложишь их
    Там, где ты сложишь их,
    Путин, если ты сложишь их,
    Сложи их, пожалуйста, рядом со мной.
    Но Путин ненавидит Putin Girls,
    Потому что он ненавидит пошлость,
    А любит он свою родину,
    И он любит свою семью.
    Он со своей бывшей женой Людмилой
    Едут по побережью
    Прекрасного нового русского Чёрного моря.
    Давайте послушаем!
    Говорит великий человек.
    "И мы вели войну за это?
    Мне почти стыдно.
    Средиземное море -
    Вот курорт, за который стоит воевать.
    Пусть греки или турки
    Только попробуют вынюхивать поблизости!
    Молот ударит так быстро,
    Что у них закружатся их кудрявые головы,
    Кудрявые головы, кудрявые головы, кудрявые головы.
    Или... подождите минутку.
    Еще лучше!
    А что, если курды встанут у нас на пути?
    Эй! Курды на пути, кудри накрути!
    Иногда народ более велик, чем их лидер:
    Германия, Кентукки, Франция...
    Иногда лидер возвышается над своей страной.
    Такова цена победы, им не дано второго шанса.
    Я втащил этих крестьян, отбивающихся и кричащих,
    В XXI век.
    Я думал, они добьются успеха.
    Должно быть, я обольщался...
    Эти куроводы и офисный планктон сведут меня в могилу".
    - Я не могу!
    [PG:] Ещё как можешь!
    - Я не могу!
    [PG:] Да, можешь!
    - Почему вы так уверены, девочки?
    [PG:] Мы скажем тебе, почему. Потому что ты настоящий мужик, Путин!
    - Кто надрал задницу Наполеону?
    [PG:] Мы!
    - Кто выиграл Вторую мировую войну?
    [PG:] Американцы!
    - Ну, это вы загнули, девушки!
    Пришло наше время сесть в удобное кресло.
    [PG:] И ты нас туда посадишь!
    Я не знаю... Ленин не смог этого сделать.
    Я не знаю... Сталин не смог этого сделать.
    Они не смогли этого сделать.
    Почему вы думаете, что я смогу?
    [PG:] Ты поведёшь наш народ в Землю Обетованную!
    - Вы правы, потому что я Путин - настоящий мужик, черт возьми!

    • @user-gx2to3it3u
      @user-gx2to3it3u 6 років тому +1

      Олег Пименов спасибо за перевод. Не зря Задорнов говорил, что тупые они, текст дрянь, юмора ноль. Как они там живут? Беееедненькие

  • @TheOliviablue
    @TheOliviablue 7 років тому

    this this so awesome Tim, good to know you finally

  • @RDRGV350
    @RDRGV350 Рік тому +3

    "Kurds and whey" 😆

  • @Goldnazarene
    @Goldnazarene 5 років тому +3

    Can we just appreciate this video😊

  • @ronbusbea7992
    @ronbusbea7992 7 років тому +1

    You've done it again----Great! Thanks!

  • @wearealljustclowns
    @wearealljustclowns 2 роки тому +1

    Here the world in 2022 shall find the facts of times

  • @user-dm4nk4fh1p
    @user-dm4nk4fh1p 6 років тому +66

    популярная личность наш Император

    • @mystery4695
      @mystery4695 6 років тому +7

      Татьяна Швец как агрессор, его популярность идет на спад

    • @Or1s
      @Or1s 6 років тому

      А то. Уровень Ына не меньше )

    • @maksprik3796
      @maksprik3796 6 років тому

      Kostja G - на себя посмотри = не мужик , точка G у бабы ! )

    • @adriano7133
      @adriano7133 6 років тому

      просто напиши в американском гугле хуйл* и все санет на свои места

    • @fearlessdude6377
      @fearlessdude6377 5 років тому +2

      CYKA BLYAT

  • @user-xy4ui4ry3i
    @user-xy4ui4ry3i 6 років тому +9

    я думал песня будет Круче