"Sir... Sir... SIR." "WHAT??!" "CALM DOWN..." "Ok I'm calm..." "We're calm..." "We're calm..." "We're calm..." "Ok did you try turning on it's Wi-Fi capability function?" "... WHY THE FRIGG WOULD IT HAVE A----" Even ancient Egyptians hate tech support.
@@panek6443 considering ancient egyptian laser beams were a thing (as demonstrated by pegasus and bakura), nothing was surprising at this point. Shm, melvin should have known better than to turn of his wifi. What a dork
"See it's exactly this kind of bullshit that makes me want to murder everybody" And just like that, Melvin has become the most relatable person in the show
@@filipinowhiteboy it's more of a relatively light brown, which is possible for japanese, and japanese artists kinda take that a bit further. Someone clearly "blonde" in the series would be Mai.
@@filipinowhiteboy Really? When there's also characters with pink/blue/green/etc hair colors all over the place, blonde + japanese is what bothers you?
@@Hollow_Tim it depends on the anime honestly. I’m a big fan of Area 88 for example but that anime features a mostly international cast and the main Japanese character of that anime is the most Caucasian looking character I’ve ever seen. It makes things a little confusing
Think about the fact that he had a Fit and throw away his Rod - his ONLY WEAPON! I mean, sure, not many other humans know how to use it, but STILL: It's for most Magic-Users their ONLY WEAPON. Throwing it away is stupid, even if there's no one around who knows how to use it... Also... a lot of people who do know just gathere around this tower though... yikes...
Potato Peeler At least they don't break like fucking android phone when you accidentally drop them....To be honest I don't hate android phones but when a Nokia survives a fall better than a android phone you have to admit that impressive
Akatuski2000 it's like sayin "when a tank survives an explosion and a car does not, that's impressive. No, it's not. Nokia is basically indestructible, how would any relatively fragile touchscreen cellphone compete with that??? Also what has the operating system to do with comparing physical properties of mobile devices?
"MOKUBA: I think Yugi was right when he said that you have nothing but hate inside your heart! YAMI: You have nothing but hate inside your heart, Kaiba. Also, you dress funny. KAIBA: Ah! KAIBA: Ah! Dress funny?"
"Say hello to the shadow realm!" "Hello, shadow realm!" "How did I even spawn from your mind?" That moment when you have to question the old you's insanity
Think about the fact that he had a Fit and throw away his Rod - his ONLY WEAPON! I mean, sure, not many other humans know how to use it, but STILL: It's for most Magic-Users their ONLY WEAPON. Throwing it away is stupid, even if there's no one around who knows how to use it... Also... a lot of people who do know just gathere around this tower though... yikes...
Tea- “How can playing a card game make you sweat?” Yugi- “Clearly you haven’t played the Dark Magician Girl!” It’s good to know that Pharaoh understands me
Think about the fact that he had a Fit and throw away his Rod - his ONLY WEAPON! I mean, sure, not many other humans know how to use it, but STILL: It's for most Magic-Users their ONLY WEAPON. Throwing it away is stupid, even if there's no one around who knows how to use it... Also... a lot of people who do know just gathere around this tower though... yikes...
It's weird how different the manga and the anime are from each other in this case. In the manga, after Joey almost defeated Marik, Kaiba internally acknowledged Joey as a duelist and had respect for him, even if he still didn't like him. In the anime, he just stays an asshole. Gives good material for an abridged series though.
He did kind of acknowledge Joey in the dub too. But to a less degree. He said “Joey impressed me I’m surprised he managed to take a hit from ra” or something like that. But yea he def didn’t say as much as he did in the manga.
Well considering that he's been constantly pressured and emotionally abused by Gozuburo and has been Industrial Illusions champion for years before he met Yugi, it's not surprising to me that he would look down on rookies.
@@sonicfan2403 Joey got second in an official dueling tournament... he aint a rookie in Battle City. If anything, Joey beat literal cheaters, beat Yugi, and STILL doesn't have Kaiba's respect in the dub. I will lament, Kaiba didn't disqualify Joey for being in the tournament for not having the credentials to enter, and he did actually invite Joey to the Kaibaland tournament (even though he lost in the second round).
It is from The Simpsons. The speech where Ned Flanders flips his shit after his house gets burned down and the town screws up trying to build him a new one while consistently annoying the shit out of him. He burns his way through Lisa and Bart, then he's like "And Homer... Homer you are the worst person I have ever known." Homer: Wow, I got off easy. :D
@@Kayriel "Homer! Don't press the core self destruct button! Don't press the core self destruct button!" *static* "Press..." *static* "destruct button!" Homer: *shrugs and proceeds to press the button* "Don't do it! Don't do it! You'll kill everyone!!" "Do it..." *static* "Do it..." *static* "Kill everyone!!" Homer: "Sure is taking me a long time to press this button..." *After all that happens* Ned: "Oh you stupid son of a--" *BOOM*
8:58 Joey- "Man I lost again; but at least I held my own for a while, huh, Kaiba?" Kaiba- "We were still on the first turn." Joey- "Oh." Sounds like modern Yu-Gi-Oh! to me.
@@feathero3 that's not even the problem, having 5 monsters that can negate everything and/or do more than 8000 damage in the first turn is what makes this game bad
@@ma-cg1il powercreep and overcomplicated effects have absolutely ruined the game. Or as one of my favourite youtubers said; The only intricate thing about this game is its ban list
The game became a rock paper scissors long ago lol whoever wins and plays first has a big chance of winning (by summoning monsters that negate everything and/or counter traps and some shit). The only thing you can do is hope you draw some hand traps that might help you if your opponent played first.
Think about the fact that he had a Fit and throw away his Rod - his ONLY WEAPON! I mean, sure, not many other humans know how to use it, but STILL: It's for most Magic-Users their ONLY WEAPON. Throwing it away is stupid, even if there's no one around who knows how to use it... Also... a lot of people who do know just gathere around this tower though... yikes...
One is a maniac and totally unpredictable. Don't leave him alone or things will go downhill extremely quickly. He is filled with emotion and ultimately instable. The other is Melvin.
Marco Meza and yet the intro sequences constantly showed her using a duel disk she actually used for ONE duel...in a storyline that wasn’t even necessary in the entire show’s “storyline”.
Your videos have made me and all of my friends laugh for 7 years of my life now. Your videos have comforted me on stressful plane rides, they've cheered me up when I was down, and they've overall just been a joy to watch. I just want to thank you for everything you do. I also admire your voice acting talent, you do by yourself what 4Kids had to hire an entire cast to accomplish.
Think about the fact that he had a Fit and throw away his Rod - his ONLY WEAPON! I mean, sure, not many other humans know how to use it, but STILL: It's for most Magic-Users their ONLY WEAPON. Throwing it away is stupid, even if there's no one around who knows how to use it... Also... a lot of people who do know just gathere around this tower though... yikes...
one of my favourite things about this series is that whenever someone says another character’s name incorrectly atem almost always calls them by that name and it just adds so much flavour. this is better continuity than actual yugioh
@@kittyunderwood8918 yea like when the big 5 possessed Tristan he didn't remember how he acted and also when Noah turned tea into stone he didn't know who she was.
Totes using that for weekends when my father complains about my lack of bra... I mean come on, would you like to have something so tight around your chest when you don't even require it?
AEG xPredator LK's got precedent on his side: The claims against him are almost always made by the same automated bot program for the same invalid reason, & since he was able to prove it wrong to UA-cam's staff the first time, he's able to prove it wrong the same way every time.
yeah go back to the one virtual world episode where Joey kicks a wall in &makes a comment about that (YGOTAS 50) LK then put 'its funny because its canon'
The fact that everything Kaiba said was true was a sign that this abridged series had ascended. It is now well-written, internally consistent, and still funny as hell.
"I NEED TO RESCUE MY KEYS" "Hey Tèa can I have my keys back.... Wait what's going on here?! "Its to dangerous for you pharro " ".....But are my keys ok??" This is why I love this show
I would definitely give him money, all of the parodies he does are golden. They are one of the only things that make me laugh or happy because they are just so funny.
“UH OH, I, TEA GARDNER, AM HAVING MY PERIOD, I HAD BETTER GO STORE SEVERAL TAMPONS INSIDE OF MY ****** OR ELSE I MIGHT GET PREGNANT!” “You do that, Tea! No one wants you to get pregnant!” “Least of all me, Tea Gardner, HAHAHAhahAhhahHaHahHaHhAhahHahHAhHAhhAhAH!”
Hmm, September 1st 2013 was the last episode uploaded... it is now January 27th 2014... I can deduce the next episode will be uploaded on April 14th, 2017.
He's finished the script on the next one and he's busy editing it as we speak. It's a pretty lengthy one, apparently, so he's not sure when it'll be done.
william sallaway I actually feel it would be higher quality if he condensed it. He actually asked his fans if they wanted it longer or shorter, but the general agreement was that they wanted a long episode. It's a shame, 'cause all his best work is short but gold.
Mayeur000Donz oh, what i meant was that i wouldnt mind the length between each epsiode. although i agree that having a short and concentrateed video works better
Damn. Since I saw that Netflix had the original series I've been on a Yugioh kick, I watched like 15 episodes of the show, every abridged episode up to here, started up the Worldwide Edition video game, and even found my copy of the first volume of the manga.
"Sir... Sir... SIR."
"WHAT??!"
"CALM DOWN..."
"Ok I'm calm..."
"We're calm..."
"We're calm..."
"We're calm..."
"Ok did you try turning on it's Wi-Fi capability function?"
"... WHY THE FRIGG WOULD IT HAVE A----"
Even ancient Egyptians hate tech support.
hehee
Megaman Z nah Melvin is just an Egyptian not an ancient being like yami yugi or bakura
Isn't Melvin a alter ego or a split personality that Marik created
ESPECIALLY ancient Egyptians hate tech support.
@@panek6443
considering ancient egyptian laser beams were a thing (as demonstrated by pegasus and bakura), nothing was surprising at this point.
Shm, melvin should have known better than to turn of his wifi.
What a dork
3 years later, and I can still smell the ashes from Kaiba's triple burn.
Kaiba's burns were so bad each one shoved a sun up their asses and chucked a planet made of gasoline in after it
still mosh
His burns are what originally killed the dinosaurs.
Carman Striker15
No, no, what killed the dinosaurs was DEE IZE AGE
Right, Kaibas insults are too fire. I bet it was Joey trying to burn someone that cause the Ice Age.
"See it's exactly this kind of bullshit that makes me want to murder everybody"
And just like that, Melvin has become the most relatable person in the show
Yes
I mean he's not wrong, tech support would make anyone wanna kill someone
Its so true lmao 😂
Yeah
YES.
I love that Mokuba keeps calling Joey “white boy” for some reason
It’s probably because he’s blonde. I have a hard time taking blonde Japanese characters seriously
@@filipinowhiteboy it's more of a relatively light brown, which is possible for japanese, and japanese artists kinda take that a bit further.
Someone clearly "blonde" in the series would be Mai.
@@denkerbosu3551 It is VERY blonde.
@@filipinowhiteboy Really? When there's also characters with pink/blue/green/etc hair colors all over the place, blonde + japanese is what bothers you?
@@Hollow_Tim it depends on the anime honestly. I’m a big fan of Area 88 for example but that anime features a mostly international cast and the main Japanese character of that anime is the most Caucasian looking character I’ve ever seen. It makes things a little confusing
Melvin:"say hello to the shadow realm marik"
Marik: "Hello shadow realm!"
I just died
"How did I even spawn from your mind?"
Purple realm.... I'm just saying
Think about the fact that he had a Fit and throw away his Rod - his ONLY WEAPON!
I mean, sure, not many other humans know how to use it, but STILL:
It's for most Magic-Users their ONLY WEAPON.
Throwing it away is stupid, even if there's no one around who knows how to use it...
Also... a lot of people who do know just gathere around this tower though... yikes...
@@762x69 SILENCE!
@@slevinchannel7589 People do silly things when they are angry. Marik is no exception :P
I like how melvin has a blackberry...he truly is evil.
Emily Moger Makes me wonder if Bakura has Windows Phone *shudders*
Francho Pancho What the fck is wrong with Windows phone.
Potato Peeler At least they don't break like fucking android phone when you accidentally drop them....To be honest I don't hate android phones but when a Nokia survives a fall better than a android phone you have to admit that impressive
Akatuski2000 cough cough Moto Droid turbo 2 cough cough
Akatuski2000 it's like sayin "when a tank survives an explosion and a car does not, that's impressive. No, it's not. Nokia is basically indestructible, how would any relatively fragile touchscreen cellphone compete with that??? Also what has the operating system to do with comparing physical properties of mobile devices?
"MOKUBA: I think Yugi was right when he said that you have nothing but hate inside your heart!
YAMI: You have nothing but hate inside your heart, Kaiba. Also, you dress funny.
KAIBA: Ah!
KAIBA: Ah! Dress funny?"
DestroyerBreaker
DestroyerBreaker Ah!..Ah! dress funny!?
ah
"Huah!"
That part was the best for me. Mokuba just reminded him of how he was insulted
“My rod isn’t working.” Missed opportunity to say, “have you tried working the shaft.”
Bitch I’m adorable
@@potatobread5854 *think you're...
“Just fuck already!”
Stormy Boi bitch I might be
Melvin: my rod isn't working.
Tech support: Have you tried Viagra?
Yugi: "It looks like Tea's gone missing."
Tristan: "Why do you care?"
Yugi: "She has my keys. I have to rescue them."
Ivan TV I cracked when he said "she has my keys" xDDDDd
Dayane Oliveira Yeah cause he cares more about his personal belongings (like his keys) than Tea XD
*JUST FUCK ALREDY!*
kai // NEKO.
But...why? O.o xD
Kaiba is probably my favorite character in this series
MissionForDays96 I think you mean "Koiba"
SENORITA BLOBFISH BROOKLYN RAGE!
Sure I'm am
Why
@@DINOSHREDDER Because he calls it like he sees it, is right in his rant about Yugi's friends.
Bandit Keith is my favorite besides Kiaba
"Say hello to the shadow realm!"
"Hello, shadow realm!"
"How did I even spawn from your mind?"
That moment when you have to question the old you's insanity
What sordid depths of madness could inspire such... succelent... hatred?
He REALLY hated the Pharaoh.
I didn't even notice the last line had to re-watch to confirm, lol.
Purple realm
Purple realm
Duke having theme music each time he talks hasn't gotten old.
And it never will
@@kittyunderwood8918 no but UA-cam will become powerful enough to stop it, much to our grievance.
It’s honestly the best thing
yeah...about that... :(
Probably also because it's a bloody good song
the plot makes more sense than the actual 4kids
holy shit
+Vezix Haikal not saying much, but agreed
It was like that in the Japanese version too. The plot of Yugioh in general is mess up.
yes, but what a nice day
doesn't mean the series is terrible
I never noticed that
"Her voice gets less convincing by the day."
That's too good a line not to notice. XD
I never got what it's referencing
@@guythat779 It's not a reference. He's just calling himself out for the quality of his Tea voice.
@@kittykatjagirl hah nice
@@kittykatjagirl and the fact that when he says that, Tea is being controlled by Marik
Think about the fact that he had a Fit and throw away his Rod - his ONLY WEAPON!
I mean, sure, not many other humans know how to use it, but STILL:
It's for most Magic-Users their ONLY WEAPON.
Throwing it away is stupid, even if there's no one around who knows how to use it...
Also... a lot of people who do know just gathere around this tower though... yikes...
Tea- “How can playing a card game make you sweat?”
Yugi- “Clearly you haven’t played the Dark Magician Girl!”
It’s good to know that Pharaoh understands me
That’s bullshit.
[After a round of Duel Links]
That’s legit.
6
9
11 (thicc
I don't get it
Melvin is literally the most relatable Yu-Gi-Oh! Character.
For the technical support phone conversation, or just the character in general...?
@@welshlout3400 Both.
Think about the fact that he had a Fit and throw away his Rod - his ONLY WEAPON!
I mean, sure, not many other humans know how to use it, but STILL:
It's for most Magic-Users their ONLY WEAPON.
Throwing it away is stupid, even if there's no one around who knows how to use it...
Also... a lot of people who do know just gathere around this tower though... yikes...
What about tristan tho
0:35 is exact proof of why
It's weird how different the manga and the anime are from each other in this case. In the manga, after Joey almost defeated Marik, Kaiba internally acknowledged Joey as a duelist and had respect for him, even if he still didn't like him. In the anime, he just stays an asshole.
Gives good material for an abridged series though.
I think in japanese dub, kaiba is a lot more respectful towards joey
Or anyone lol
He did kind of acknowledge Joey in the dub too. But to a less degree. He said “Joey impressed me I’m surprised he managed to take a hit from ra” or something like that. But yea he def didn’t say as much as he did in the manga.
Well considering that he's been constantly pressured and emotionally abused by Gozuburo and has been Industrial Illusions champion for years before he met Yugi, it's not surprising to me that he would look down on rookies.
@@sonicfan2403 Joey got second in an official dueling tournament... he aint a rookie in Battle City. If anything, Joey beat literal cheaters, beat Yugi, and STILL doesn't have Kaiba's respect in the dub. I will lament, Kaiba didn't disqualify Joey for being in the tournament for not having the credentials to enter, and he did actually invite Joey to the Kaibaland tournament (even though he lost in the second round).
"And Tristan... Tristan, you are the single most worthless human being I have ever met." this line is perfect
I agree with that. I mean, WHY IS HE EVEN HERE?!
It is from The Simpsons. The speech where Ned Flanders flips his shit after his house gets burned down and the town screws up trying to build him a new one while consistently annoying the shit out of him. He burns his way through Lisa and Bart, then he's like "And Homer... Homer you are the worst person I have ever known." Homer: Wow, I got off easy. :D
@@Kayriel
"Homer! Don't press the core self destruct button! Don't press the core self destruct button!"
*static* "Press..." *static* "destruct button!"
Homer: *shrugs and proceeds to press the button*
"Don't do it! Don't do it! You'll kill everyone!!"
"Do it..." *static* "Do it..." *static* "Kill everyone!!"
Homer: "Sure is taking me a long time to press this button..."
*After all that happens*
Ned: "Oh you stupid son of a--"
*BOOM*
@@Kayriel I'm disappointed there aren't more comments about the reference
the force behind the second "Tristan" is personal.
"How would playing a card game make you sweat?"
Yugi: "Obviously you never played the Dark Magician girl"
Melvin's motivation to kill everyone because of shitty tech support is far more understandable than the actual series version
But are my keys okey?
XD
Joey: Nyeh!
*"No way! Old Blue Eyes is back!?"*
4KIDS...why
What a digital dummy
He didn’t stand a ghost of a chance
I read a great book about that once!
ExPlAin yOurSelf NOOOOOOOOOooowwwwwwWwwwwwwWWWW!!!!!!
@@welshlout3400 OMFG STOPPPP LMFAO!
"Hey, Koiba!"
"My name is not Koiba."
Joey: Niih
My name is not koiba it's kaiba
Poor Joey, Koiba is going to slaughter him
AAAHH! DRESS FUNNY?!
"Just fuck already!" I am using that from now on in every awkward situation I participate in. XD
I already do. Lol.
I think it will make situation even more awkward.
8:58 Joey- "Man I lost again; but at least I held my own for a while, huh, Kaiba?"
Kaiba- "We were still on the first turn."
Joey- "Oh."
Sounds like modern Yu-Gi-Oh! to me.
I agree! Modern Yu-Gi-Oh has way too many cards that can summon and destroy multiple things in a single turn.
@@feathero3 that's not even the problem, having 5 monsters that can negate everything and/or do more than 8000 damage in the first turn is what makes this game bad
@@ma-cg1il powercreep and overcomplicated effects have absolutely ruined the game.
Or as one of my favourite youtubers said;
The only intricate thing about this game is its ban list
The game became a rock paper scissors long ago lol whoever wins and plays first has a big chance of winning (by summoning monsters that negate everything and/or counter traps and some shit).
The only thing you can do is hope you draw some hand traps that might help you if your opponent played first.
Think about the fact that he had a Fit and throw away his Rod - his ONLY WEAPON!
I mean, sure, not many other humans know how to use it, but STILL:
It's for most Magic-Users their ONLY WEAPON.
Throwing it away is stupid, even if there's no one around who knows how to use it...
Also... a lot of people who do know just gathere around this tower though... yikes...
I love Marik. Both incarrnations of him. One is awesome and the other one is hilarious!
One is a genius. The other's insane.
One is a maniac and totally unpredictable. Don't leave him alone or things will go downhill extremely quickly. He is filled with emotion and ultimately instable.
The other is Melvin.
genius isn't the right word.
It was a Pinky and The Brain reference.
Khinzaw Thein
I know!
"And Tristan......TRISTAN...." xD
DEUCES!
Tristan: Wow, I got off easy.
Who else was supporting Koiba
+Master Matthew
COOKIE-LOVER!
+Master Matthew
I HATE YOU BY A SLIGHTLY LARGER AMOUNT!
*Random Tristan*: JUST F*** ALREADY!!
+Diablos K. O.O
sreddi83 i was supporting kwiba
sreddi83 T_T his name is not koiba
"There are no real losers in duel monsters!"
"HA!"
"HA!"
"HA!"
"Tristan, why are you laughing?!"
"Ha! Your hair looks like a box!"
just f*ck already
Tristan is my favorite character
It actually does look like a box.
Keefe Guadeloupe man I love him.😂
Didn’t he say fox?
Even after all these years
Marik saying "Tea Gardner" still makes me die of laughter 🤣
"They dont call me *Tea* Gardener for nothing"
I must insert several tampons into my vagina so that I do not get pregnant!
I never noticed but when Melvin attacks marik, he says "Wifi capability: on" That makes it so much better.
@@Tsweeney12584 u do that tea! No one wants you to get pregnant
@@STEPHxCA "Especially me, *TEA* Gardner."
"I demand you put a bra on this instant"
"I refuse! My melons were meant to be free"
OMG i'm DYING!!😂😂
Me tooooo 😂😂
#freethenipple
JUST F**K ALREADY 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@KurokamiNajimi i support this movement
I CAN JIGGLE IF I WANT TO I CAN LEAVE MY BRA BEHIND. CAUSE MY BOOBS DON'T BOUNCE AND IF THEY DON'T BOUNCE THEN THEIR NO BOOBS OF MINE
Season 3 was not kind to Tea. Getting possessed twice, being ignored by everyone, dang.
Marco Meza and yet the intro sequences constantly showed her using a duel disk she actually used for ONE duel...in a storyline that wasn’t even necessary in the entire show’s “storyline”.
at least she got a rack in dsod
F
Nearly losing Yami’s keys...
Krump didn’t actually posess her in the series that was just a gag for abridged
Your videos have made me and all of my friends laugh for 7 years of my life now. Your videos have comforted me on stressful plane rides, they've cheered me up when I was down, and they've overall just been a joy to watch. I just want to thank you for everything you do. I also admire your voice acting talent, you do by yourself what 4Kids had to hire an entire cast to accomplish.
wholesome :') and a strange coincedence I find this comment of 7 years ago now
15 years now.
Thanks, Little Kuriboh.
TAMA!!!! Wow I know this comment is 8 years old but still, seeing these worlds cross is lovely
your videos have done the same for me Tama
Aw man, I remember when I used to be obsessed over your channel. Those were the good days
"And Tristan, Triistan"
He nailed it perfectly 🤣🤣🤣
Think about the fact that he had a Fit and throw away his Rod - his ONLY WEAPON!
I mean, sure, not many other humans know how to use it, but STILL:
It's for most Magic-Users their ONLY WEAPON.
Throwing it away is stupid, even if there's no one around who knows how to use it...
Also... a lot of people who do know just gathere around this tower though... yikes...
please tell me he's making these still, this is UA-cam gold.
he still make this funny shit
Yes, yes he is still making these, and you probably know that by now as well. Also they are funnier than ever.
Yep. In 5 more years he's made it to near the end of the Dartz story arc.
Yes he still making them
@@Awesoman-ns2si there are arcs in this shit ???
one of my favourite things about this series is that whenever someone says another character’s name incorrectly atem almost always calls them by that name and it just adds so much flavour. this is better continuity than actual yugioh
Right? Like just proving how little he cares about them that he just accepts her name is "Tea"
@@kittyunderwood8918 yea like when the big 5 possessed Tristan he didn't remember how he acted and also when Noah turned tea into stone he didn't know who she was.
"Oh Yami friend me. Friend me so hard. Yeah, friend all over my face! Be friends with my vagina! Oh you're such a good...friend."
I promptly died.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Tristan: Just f*ck already!
+Nintendoman1998 Just F*ck Already!*
"I can jiggle if I want to. I can leave my bra behind. Because my boobs don't bounce, and if they don't bounce, then they're no boobs of mine!"
"Tea, wake up."
1:55 (With automatic captions)
Mokuba: My brother's gonna marry you, white boy.
And then, a million fan-fictions were born.
mysterymares I would read them a lot...
Except it says murder you not marry. :(
Thank everything for captions.
"friend all over my face, Yugi" LMAO!!!
Ali Jaleely TEÁ WAKE UP!
Oh god! Did I say anything weird?
4:28 “Malik I demand you put a bra on this instance!” “I refuse!” 😂😂😂
Haley Tolbert Just F**k Already 😂😂
69th like, nice.
"MY MELONS WERE MEANT TO BE FREE!"
Can relate
@@wolfblaze9614 'I CAN SHAKE MY BOOBIES IF I WANT TO! I CAN LEAVE MY BRA BEHIND!'
*Joey:* "Quit disrespecting me Koiba!"
*Kaiba:* "My name is not Koiba."
"Hey, Koiba!"
"My name is not Koiba."
Once they see my picture they will. Kaiba’s face replaced by a Koi fish.
Kaiba: And Tristan….Tristan….You are the single most worthless human being I’ve ever met. Deuces **walks away**
"YAY, I'M FRIENDS WITH KAIBA"
Tristan literally always sees the positive outcomes of any situation.
Yami: “I usually enjoy parties that have unconscious women on the floor” lmao
Him and Bill Cosby both
I dont get it...
@@quin.t3ss3ntial 😂😂 If Yami shows up at one of my parties somebody plese knock unconscious 😅
Ain't he gay
jay quickblade bitch he might be 😉
YUGI :"HEY TEÀ CAN I HAVE MY KEYS BACK? WAIT EHAT GOING ON HERE? "
ISHIZU: (EXPLAINS STUFF.)
YUGI: "BUT ARE MY KEYS OK?"
Ishizu" your keys?"
Yami: "YES, i require them to open things."
This plot makes more sense then the anime XD
They should have realized something was up wayyyyyyy sooner
From the moment tristan said "Your hair looks like a box" to the moment it switch to Maric I couldn't breathe from laughter.....
Just f**k already
Made me laugh so hard
I love how sexyback plays in the backround everytime Duke speaks.
Well it is his theme song xD
@@azucenarosales9930 have you tried sexy back?
@@nirolf12 oooooooooohhhhhhhhh
missbluecaterpillar
Ikr it’s so funny
Azucena Rosales
Sexyback by Justin timberlake
Shouldn't he be questioning why an ancient Egyptian artifact has a tech support service before the idea that it has an on/off button?
.H.
it has wifi mode ... no questions asked
+Martyier JUST F*CK ALREADY
Your really questioning this?
what's a button?
"Apparently using it as a murder weapon voids the warranty"
I love this series' writing :')
Joey: "Eh, Koiba."
Kaiba: "My name is not 'Koiba'".
Lmao somehow it's always funny. xD
"Say hello to the shadow realm, Marik!"
"Hello shadow realm!"
“How did I spawn from your mind.”
4:30 I refuse, my melons were meant to be free.
***** riffyooz*
Totes using that for weekends when my father complains about my lack of bra... I mean come on, would you like to have something so tight around your chest when you don't even require it?
*refyuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuzz
Qwenne you going to sing the Safety boob song at him
Tea: *Make friends with my vagi-*
Atem: *Tea wake up -_-*
Best part 😂
"i refusee,me melons were meant to be free"
"Just Fuck Already!"
Every puppyshipper's thoughts
puzzle shippers unite! 🙌
+Angel36930 Puzzled shippers?
Kuzai45 every shipper in common
Meh i'm a prideshipper tbh
Kuzai45 or any shippers
Unimpressed Taka is unimpressed.
"Bitches love slow-clapping..."
Taka always makes me smile. Forever.
"Your hair looks like a box" - Tristan Taylor
So randon I actually laughed my ass out!
i can do his voice
CardGamesFTW: The only channel on youtube that gets a TON of copyright strikes and then just comes right back like it never even happened
ikr
SCREW THE RULES!
HE HAS MONEY
yeah right, I thought after 3 strikes you are banned permanently?
AEG xPredator LK's got precedent on his side: The claims against him are almost always made by the same automated bot program for the same invalid reason, & since he was able to prove it wrong to UA-cam's staff the first time, he's able to prove it wrong the same way every time.
CaptHayfever yeah that seems about right
6:54 Kaiba is actually right in the manga it shows that Joeys father was a drunk
Judging by the way joey talks, it’s obvious his father probably was a drunk
Probably and yugioh season 0 shows joys father is drunk
I think Kaiba deliberately found out everything he could about each one of Yugi's friends to insult them later. He'd totally do that.
@@MadTurnip because he is ceto kaiba 😂
yeah go back to the one virtual world episode where Joey kicks a wall in &makes a comment about that (YGOTAS 50) LK then put 'its funny because its canon'
Joey struggling with being a furry and having dream sex with Kaiba has made all their interactions in this show so weird.
“Make friends with my vagina”
That line had me rolling😂
koiba savage XD
He roasted everyone around him. Harshly.
Everyone except Yugi. And after the previous episode, Yugi deserved a good roasting.
He hadn't roasted Tea as of yet.
***** Her too. But then, she does a good enough job at roasting herself most of the time.
Exactly
It's funny since according to this series Kaiba always can beat Joey but Joey is the only one who beat Yugi and did it using Swordsman of Landstar.
Which episode?
well, yugi also beaten yugi
Rafael beat Yugi
+Ghostflame92 He beat atem, Yugi wanted no part in the seal.
Joey is the worst dueler ever his deck fucking sucks
I like it how Isizu is the only smart character
"Because shut up"
tbhsbandgirl why do I need to shut up because cardgames on motorcycles thats why
Edwin Vanderhaeghen Just fuck already!
Deadganon ༼ つ ◕◡◕ ༽つ
Tea: “ Tristan why are u laughing ?”
Tristán: “ Your hair looks like a box”
Me: 😂🤣😂🤣😂
I was scrolling while watching and found this comment just as they said that.
Kioba
At first I thought he said a bug's
i can do the tristan voice
Cuz my boobs don't bounce, and if they don't bounce, then they're no boobs of mine
I can't breathe XD
"Say hello to the shadow realm, Marik!"
"Hello shadow realm!"
"How'd I even spawn from your mind?"
lol I refuse my melons were meant to be free you go T.Gardna
The fact that everything Kaiba said was true was a sign that this abridged series had ascended. It is now well-written, internally consistent, and still funny as hell.
"I NEED TO RESCUE MY KEYS"
"Hey Tèa can I have my keys back.... Wait what's going on here?!
"Its to dangerous for you pharro "
".....But are my keys ok??"
This is why I love this show
That explained nothing! XD
"Hooray I'm friends with Kaiba" is one of the best lines in this series.
I can jiggle if I want to
I can leave my bra behind
Cause my boobs don't bounce
And if they don't bounce
Then they're no boobs of mine
XD
Just f*ck already
i read this comment as it came on the show lol
+xander sheriff tristan is the best of the gang
;-;
The way Kaiba says “And Tristian, …Tristian…” gets me every time XD
"Just f*** already!"
obviously you've never played the dark magician girl.
I hope my grandchildren can see episode 61.
LOL I wonder why he's slacking
i hope my great grandchildren can see episode 9 of naruto aridged
Project Leviamon Well yeah, but this is just so entertaining, if only he could get money for it, maybe then he will have more motivation?
I would definitely give him money, all of the parodies he does are golden. They are one of the only things that make me laugh or happy because they are just so funny.
Lord Orochimaru he has a DONATE button at the bottom of his page. just google "yugioh the abridged series"
Ishizu acting like a big sister, so cute
Coz she is a big sister
I really have laughed my ass off more than 3 times because of Melvin. Holy shit, the Pinataphrase was just hilarious!
Melvin is one of my favorite characters ever. Hands down.
Also, someone better take Marik to a Sex Ed class...
Since Melvin was formed from Marik's mind and personality, I suppose his behaviour is understandable... XD
bobswolfie2001 "It's time to give uncle Melvin a hug"
I do hope Melvin and Tristan will make a child.
***** Do we really want to put that child upon the world? Sure the idea seems cool, but...
That child would be the destruction of earth, and we all know it. Melvin and Tristan... Hmmm... I Ship It. XD (Do they even exchange much dialogue?)
"You should hire a magician."
Melvin did hire a magician. The Pharaoh killed him. Melvin also hired a clown, but he was the magician so...
"Take your filthy hands off my shiny rod" - said no hetero man ever (or would expect to anyway)
What if it was a guy?
Why especially hetero?
+P. Roud Tobi Mi Phrased it that way to highlight that its somehow appropriate Marik that would say that. Context or not
Just f**k already cx
i recognize those boobies anywhere
Tristan: *laughs*
Tea: "Why are you laughing?"
Tristan: "Your head looks like a box"
9 minutes in "I lost again" says Joey, his duel disk clearly showing he has 1700 life points
MY MELONS WERE MEANT TO BE FREE!!!
I died laughing 😂
Here comes my favourite joke in the whole show. Wait for it "new episodes every week".
“UH OH, I, TEA GARDNER, AM HAVING MY PERIOD, I HAD BETTER GO STORE SEVERAL TAMPONS INSIDE OF MY ****** OR ELSE I MIGHT GET PREGNANT!”
“You do that, Tea! No one wants you to get pregnant!”
“Least of all me, Tea Gardner, HAHAHAhahAhhahHaHahHaHhAhahHahHAhHAhhAhAH!”
"Her voice gets less convincing by the day"
"you've clearly never played the dark magician girl" OH GOD MY SIDES!!!XD
'Hooraaay! I'm friends with Kaiba!" lmfao Tristan is the BEST character in this abridged series!
"Take your filthy hands off of my shiny rod!"
"Well, if it isn't dora the explorer."
LK IS A LEGEND...He made Tristan one of the funniest characters of the abridged series...
I love how Marik pronounces Tea like the drink
duckyfan88 I used to pronounce it like that when I was a kid before I found out how it's really pronounced. LoL
Hmm, September 1st 2013 was the last episode uploaded... it is now January 27th 2014... I can deduce the next episode will be uploaded on April 14th, 2017.
He's finished the script on the next one and he's busy editing it as we speak.
It's a pretty lengthy one, apparently, so he's not sure when it'll be done.
im fine with the long wait if it means continued quality.
william sallaway
I actually feel it would be higher quality if he condensed it.
He actually asked his fans if they wanted it longer or shorter, but the general agreement was that they wanted a long episode.
It's a shame, 'cause all his best work is short but gold.
Mayeur000Donz
oh, what i meant was that i wouldnt mind the length between each epsiode. although i agree that having a short and concentrateed video works better
william sallaway
Ah, I see.
'Kay.
8:31
I genuinely feel sorry for Tea . . . . I'd be disappointed too if Yami arrived just to know where his keys were XDDDD
" Oh No! I TEA Gardner Is Having My Period " XD
Millennium rod not working? Did you try using a rocket powered fist on it?
Wait, that wouldn't work at a... (gets hit by rocket fist) AAAAAHHHHH!!!!
I stand corrected.
Did you try working the shaft?
lol
+Nicolas Navarro Good job nail
None of this is in the manua-*Gets hit by rocket powered fist* AAAAHHH! Why did I even try?
I've forgotten how much I love the abridged series
the koiba thing had me on the floor
"...also you dress funny"
"Ah"
"Ah .... dress funny?"
Damn. Since I saw that Netflix had the original series I've been on a Yugioh kick, I watched like 15 episodes of the show, every abridged episode up to here, started up the Worldwide Edition video game, and even found my copy of the first volume of the manga.
And you didnt buy childrens trading cards?
I spent all my money on children's trading cards YEARS ago.
____
I did make a deck with my old cards. I put Swordsman of Landstar in there.
+givecamichips swordman of landstar??? that's one of the strongest monster in the duel monster
edward wijaya yes. it's almost as strong as Kuriboh
Yami: it looks like tea's gone missing
Tristan: why do you care?
Yami: she has my keys. i have to recue them!
Same
Anyone else get the Simpsons reference near the end when Koiba was cussing everyone?
my names...not..."koiba"
I SUMMON CYBER END DRAGON
JUST FUCK ALREADY!
+J1103 Josh ?
you are awesome(I mean Zane)
The guy playing Kaiba sounds just like the original!
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
Yes that’s real
They are all played by the same guy
He sounds just like Brock from Pokemon.
They’re all the same guy.
Even Duke’s background music is voiced by him
hey marik did you try setting it to wumbo? xD
+SuperGiantRobot Rocket i fucking hate u lmao
+Regi
"Just f**k already!"
+SuperGiantRobot Rocket ha
+SuperGiantRobot Rocket im dying!
yknow.. he,she, me, wumboooo ?
wumbology!?!
-patrick star
don't doubt me