Episode 77 - Loopy In The Sky With Duel Disks

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  • @timothymclean
    @timothymclean 7 років тому +3790

    Alister: "You're related to someone vaguely connected to the death of my brother!"
    Kaiba: "Who, my stepfather? Yeah, I hate him too. Glad I killed him."
    Alister: "...Stop making my quest for revenge seem pointless!"

    • @VixXstazosJOB
      @VixXstazosJOB 7 років тому +79

      Alister: "You're related to someone vaguely connected to the death of my brother!"
      yeh, i love LK and all but HELL, it's like he didn't bother much or pay much attention to S4, or that he just took the butchered english dub for the mockery work that is abridging

    • @Wandergirl108
      @Wandergirl108 7 років тому +159

      +VixXstazosJOB You mean that wasn't Alister's motive in the Japanese version? I don't know why I'm surprised, but somehow I am. It was definitely his motive in the English dub, and even as a kid, I thought it was dumb…What was he saying in the Japanese version?

    • @ThePatxiao
      @ThePatxiao 7 років тому +189

      no it was more or less the same. Just different in that he's got a point that they still benefitted from the money that Gozubra made from war. And yeah S4 has a LOT OF PLOT holes.

    • @Tikas92
      @Tikas92 7 років тому +226

      "When Alister was a child, the country he lived in was torn apart by war. In the dub, KaibaCorp bought the land from the city. When the residents refused to leave, Gozaburo Kaiba decided to force them out. Many were forced to dig tunnels and steal food to survive. Alister and his brother managed to survive. In the original, there was a war going on between two countries and Gozaburo Kaiba supplied the weapons to both sides. In the English dub, Alister's mother (seen only briefly during the 150th episode inside his locket) and his brother, Mikey, were eventually captured. In the Japanese version, his brother was killed when the tank he was in blew up. Alister has hated Seto Kaiba ever since and has designated him as his target."
      According to the wiki, that's his reason in both dubs so yea pretty dumb like LK pointed out.

    • @Wandergirl108
      @Wandergirl108 7 років тому +108

      Uh wow…okay then. I was hoping the Japanese version had a better, well, version. They do that, I've noticed. Not this time, huh? Not at all? Okay…um…yeah, Alister's motives were painfully contrived. That's sad. Not sad as in the kind of sad we're supposed to feel, sad as in pathetic. XD

  • @WarDaft
    @WarDaft 5 років тому +1811

    "I swear on my life that we didn't keep a SINGLE warmachine of death."
    ... Because we kept SEVERAL.

    • @jeremyvillanuevape9042
      @jeremyvillanuevape9042 3 роки тому +102

      “This is Kaiba Corp WARMACHINE 1 on rescue approach with DEATH Squadron.
      How may we assist you Mr Kaiba?”

    • @kyleshea384
      @kyleshea384 3 роки тому +65

      @@jeremyvillanuevape9042 Good news bro, I called the war machines of death!

    • @trepan4944
      @trepan4944 3 роки тому +52

      @@kyleshea384 good job Mokuba, real big help....

    • @tygenes
      @tygenes 3 роки тому +47

      ​@@trepan4944 YOU LIED TO ME!!! ÆEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

    • @KinglyDagon
      @KinglyDagon 3 роки тому +51

      NOOOOO!!! MY PAPER WORK!!! And also Mokuba I guess. BUT MOSTLY THE PAPER WORK!!!

  • @SpaceAngelMewtwo
    @SpaceAngelMewtwo 7 років тому +1225

    "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!"
    "I AM NOW A MEMBER OF THE MILE-HIGH CLUB!"

  • @whatisupmyfellowamericans8808
    @whatisupmyfellowamericans8808 4 роки тому +580

    5:33
    Mokuba: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"
    Ad: "Upgrade to UA-cam Premium, and try our student plan free for one month. Stream uninterrupted!"
    Mokuba: "-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!"

    • @Archon3960
      @Archon3960 3 роки тому +19

      I can relate.

    • @AgentExeider
      @AgentExeider 2 роки тому +12

      At first, I though LK did that on purpose. I thought it was hilarious 😂

  • @GuyNamedGray
    @GuyNamedGray 7 років тому +3582

    Kaiba always steals the show. Best character in this series, love how you write and portray him

    • @mushroomkaat2667
      @mushroomkaat2667 4 роки тому +178

      He's the best in every show regardless of context , doesn't even have to be in a Yu-Gi-Oh show

    • @glitchman1272
      @glitchman1272 4 роки тому +10

      crimsonpirate9 lmao what

    • @mushroomkaat2667
      @mushroomkaat2667 4 роки тому +35

      @@glitchman1272 it is somewhat implied in Yu-Gi-Oh abridged that kiba is a scaly

    • @dabuff1319
      @dabuff1319 4 роки тому +51

      He's such a loveable asshole in the show and a loveable dumbass in the abridged version.

    • @94oddy
      @94oddy 4 роки тому +34

      @@mushroomkaat2667 Well I mean there is a physiological reason why hes obsess with Blue Eyes White Dragon

  • @Berserk096-z6v
    @Berserk096-z6v 7 років тому +4330

    Kaiba episodes never fail to entertain

    • @arnoldramos4262
      @arnoldramos4262 7 років тому +81

      Wesker JHG there amazing how can you not love a cocky lovable douche with a ego so huge !!

    • @ML-yn9yu
      @ML-yn9yu 7 років тому +19

      They never do!

    • @DuskBeforeDawn2008
      @DuskBeforeDawn2008 7 років тому +19

      +Arnold Ramos plenty of people don't love Trump

    • @TheLastVoodooMan
      @TheLastVoodooMan 7 років тому +9

      YEEEEEESSS!

    • @Aged20
      @Aged20 7 років тому +12

      Yeah they are always filled with angst and whining

  • @ajspiscatelli
    @ajspiscatelli 7 років тому +1986

    "Look at that, we made a robot dragon tank. That alone proves humanity is worth saving."
    Kaiba's robot wanks speak to me on a spiritual level

    • @ayyylmao101
      @ayyylmao101 6 років тому +33

      Did you... mean... tanks?

    • @deathxanamon7211
      @deathxanamon7211 6 років тому +55

      @@ayyylmao101 No, no he does not

    • @GayBastich
      @GayBastich 6 років тому +12

      @@ayyylmao101 He meant dragon

    • @submarineinthesky8946
      @submarineinthesky8946 5 років тому +24

      It's on my list of "reasons to have faith in humanity"

    • @Elyseon
      @Elyseon 5 років тому +19

      Imagine if someone showed him Super Robot Wars.

  • @jorgegfigueroa9755
    @jorgegfigueroa9755 4 роки тому +875

    "Who needs military weapons when you have good old fashioned dragons?"
    Kaiba's a hair off from explaining the plot of Jurassic World

    • @matthewdopler8997
      @matthewdopler8997 3 роки тому +20

      Also the even dumber sequel Fallen Kingdom.

    • @matthewdopler8997
      @matthewdopler8997 3 роки тому +21

      @Jordan Lyons To me it was so incredibly dumb. So many dumb decisions were made by the characters. Bring a dinosaur veteran that never seen dinosaurs (the park had vets why not bring them), a guy who is scared of everything (the park had tech guys that were not cowards so bring them instead), dinosaurs that will stop to kill when lava is around them showing that they are monsters (we are suppose to want to save them), bad guy bringing dinosaurs without anyone noticing, bad guy building a secret lab without the owner of the mansion knowing, embracing the stupid weaponized dinosaurs idea from the first movie (no military would be interested), having laser pointer attached to a gun to get the hybrid dino to attack is stupid because it is more effective to just shoot the target, ultimate killer dino is bad at smelling, clone girl releasing dinosaurs that will kill people because “they are alive like me” (she has more in common with the people she killed than the dinosaurs). I could go on but it was one of the dumbest movies I seen in a while.

    • @michaeldaniels642
      @michaeldaniels642 3 роки тому

      @@matthewdopler8997 I would like to point out most of the dinosaurs she released were herbivores so get them somewhere out of the way and they are mostly harmless.

    • @wakkaseta8351
      @wakkaseta8351 3 роки тому +5

      @@michaeldaniels642
      Herbivore means little. Hippos and Elephants are herbivores and are willing and more than able to kill people and destroy entire villages.

    • @sorrenblitz805
      @sorrenblitz805 3 роки тому +4

      @@wakkaseta8351 hey you remember the second Jurassic Park movie where there was a second dinosaur island and without human interaction the dinosaurs were fine? Yeah. Just don't make swimming or flying dinosaurs and you're good.

  • @rdumalaog
    @rdumalaog 7 років тому +806

    "That smell...that disgusting, repulsive smell...I'd recognize that anywhere. Poor people"

    • @ScionStorm1
      @ScionStorm1 7 років тому +10

      Renzo Dumalaog Orphanage PTSD

    • @MrBrunogiachetti
      @MrBrunogiachetti 7 років тому +3

      I fucking predicted what he was going to say ajd said it with him LOL

    • @bergerloos5014
      @bergerloos5014 7 років тому +2

      Renzo Dumalaog let us treat them with MAXIMUM DISDAIN!

    • @Casey5693
      @Casey5693 7 років тому +4

      Donald Trump every time he goes outside

    • @elizabethgutierrez820
      @elizabethgutierrez820 7 років тому +6

      Anyone thought of Mr. Krabs when he said "that smell"

  • @CaptHayfever
    @CaptHayfever 3 роки тому +560

    "Here's the strongest monster in my deck; it has 2500 attack points," he said to the guy whose signature cards have 3000 attack points & can upgrade from there.

    • @luisvelez1952
      @luisvelez1952 2 роки тому +20

      It’s strange that Alister’s monster is not over 3,000 attack points.

    • @harledjinn
      @harledjinn 2 роки тому +36

      Everyone in the shows signature cards typical attack points are 2500
      But Kaiba? Kaiba has money. He got that bonus 500

  • @smirk-in-progress4800
    @smirk-in-progress4800 3 роки тому +915

    "Oh my god, yes, it's actually happening!"
    "YEEES! YEEEEEESSS! YEEEEEE--"
    That might be my favorite moment in the entire abridged series. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @123456qw6
      @123456qw6 2 роки тому +30

      That was by far the best part 😂😂😂😂😂 I was at work and I started cracking up so bad

    • @jibrilamvs
      @jibrilamvs Рік тому +19

      “Kaiba has the biggest orgasim of his life?”
      YYYYEEEESSSSSS!!!!!!

    • @Scythr2s
      @Scythr2s Рік тому +7

      “Okay good so I wasn’t imagining that.”

    • @Noctober-viewing
      @Noctober-viewing Рік тому +4

      @@Scythr2sYEEEESSS *extraordinary amount of crashing plane noises*

    • @darkness5101
      @darkness5101 6 місяців тому +1

      Good

  • @ethman7914
    @ethman7914 6 років тому +2017

    List of Tristan's powers:
    Superstrength (from his hair)
    The ability to break necks with his mind (episode 31)
    Talking to snakes (this episode)
    And teleporting (episode 79)

    • @dnmstarsi
      @dnmstarsi 6 років тому +79

      Chubs_Dude 17 Also has no chill.

    • @skydishmane65
      @skydishmane65 4 роки тому +151

      Wasn't it also his voice that gave him super strength? Although, then again, he punched a fake boulder and then said "Holy s*** it actually does"

    • @TheoryWitch
      @TheoryWitch 4 роки тому +65

      Tristan: The most powerful Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged Character

    • @vojislavS8652
      @vojislavS8652 4 роки тому +69

      Also his voice knows kung fu, the episode where Bakura was Spiderman

    • @PoutchieWhoou
      @PoutchieWhoou 4 роки тому +44

      I would like to add to the list the ability to predict when the sun will rise

  • @sageoftruth
    @sageoftruth 7 років тому +1725

    "War and destruction is evil and pointless... now behold my giant AIR FORTRESS OF DEATH."
    Alister in a nutshell.

    • @dracodeanglicus3857
      @dracodeanglicus3857 7 років тому +39

      BY THE BLOODY CLAWS OF SEKHMET!

    • @game84cube
      @game84cube 6 років тому +30

      Sageoftruth Symbolic bullshit is still bullshit, no matter what it symbolizes

    • @kyuubinaruto17
      @kyuubinaruto17 6 років тому +20

      Wasn't he just using those cards to mock Kaiba?

    • @seanblack1320
      @seanblack1320 6 років тому +20

      But it's all...symbolic and stuff.

    • @callumnewton4788
      @callumnewton4788 6 років тому +1

      Sageoftruth 9

  • @scarletnight4554
    @scarletnight4554 7 років тому +2296

    "The power of whatever the hell trading card bullshit I pull out of thin air" welcome to yugioh in a nutshell

    • @tremainepinock6959
      @tremainepinock6959 7 років тому +4

      word

    • @scarletnight4554
      @scarletnight4554 7 років тому +48

      #1 moment highlighting this: Kaiba summoning obelisk in the dark side of dimensions movie

    • @alias588
      @alias588 7 років тому +33

      I thought he was going to say the power of money, but I guess he really has matured!....Well, he's changed anyway.

    • @travisroot5474
      @travisroot5474 7 років тому +29

      Screw the rules, they have money, or a haunted item made of gold, or are friends of someone with these or popularity. *Insert "Who's Line is it Anyway?" meme here.* Welcome to Duel Monsters, where that rules are made and the life points don't matter!

    • @vaporterra
      @vaporterra 7 років тому +4

      It’s another way of saying heart of the cards

  • @DBZFan2
    @DBZFan2 7 років тому +249

    *"You have a button just to get rid of the furniture?"*
    *"Ofcourse I do. what kind of fool would play card games on a table? What is this? the Dark Ages?"*

    • @AuronandSephirothmix
      @AuronandSephirothmix 7 років тому +4

      Just wait until the first Arc of Season 5. Yugi and some Dynasty Warriors-looking woman play Duel Monsters while STANDING on tables.

  • @ryuuronin9852
    @ryuuronin9852 3 роки тому +97

    "Look at that it's a robot dragon tank! That alone proves humanity is worth saving. Because we made a robot dragon tank."
    Gonna save that for a yearbook quote, this is exactly why Kaiba is my favorite character.

  • @iluvsonicxshadow
    @iluvsonicxshadow 7 років тому +285

    'You can talk to snakes?'
    'Do you know ANYTHING about me???'
    Tristan asking the DEEP questions

    • @DrGrape-px7se
      @DrGrape-px7se 7 років тому +1

      Magicstorm101 True 😂💙

    • @PaceBreaker
      @PaceBreaker 7 років тому +1

      Tristan is becoming one of the best characters this season... Still can't top Kaiba though.

  • @Nex_Omne
    @Nex_Omne 7 років тому +274

    "Whatever the hell trading card bullshit I pull out of thin air" hands down one of the best lines ever in this series

    • @Mister86TV
      @Mister86TV 7 років тому +1

      Put your faith in the colon of the cards, my son.

    • @iCircie
      @iCircie 7 років тому

      Matthew Roberts a

  • @SasukeTurkey
    @SasukeTurkey 7 років тому +1645

    Kaiba: This guy doesn't play by the rules. Usually, my enemies kidnap you. But this guy... He kidnapped everyone, except you.

    • @TheKpa11
      @TheKpa11 7 років тому +113

      SCREW THE RULES! HE HAS THE ORICALCHOS!

    • @TheExecutorr
      @TheExecutorr 7 років тому +23

      when your plane goes through the looking glass

    • @franciscolaurean8550
      @franciscolaurean8550 7 років тому +18

      My first thought was: Does he have money???

    • @therealwinston3634
      @therealwinston3634 7 років тому +8

      well, have you ever played by the rules too, Lelouch?

    • @dakotamcintire7419
      @dakotamcintire7419 6 років тому +9

      WE ARE THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS!

  • @MVP7689
    @MVP7689 6 років тому +777

    Kaiba: Usually my enemies just kidnap you. This time they’ve kidnapped everyone but you.
    Mokuba: We are through the looking glass.
    I laughed more than I should’ve

  • @adp_productions
    @adp_productions 7 років тому +341

    "Yeah, my brother Mokuba is pretty good at handling dangerous situations too."
    *"AHHHHHHHHH!!"*

    • @RoronoaZoro-ur6hr
      @RoronoaZoro-ur6hr 5 років тому +4

      AngelGaming Little Kurriboh was making a joke on how despite Mokuba being a toddler/small child during the events of season 0 he still had street smarts because made profits off of selling military weaponry and working with gang members.

  • @DarkChaos751
    @DarkChaos751 7 років тому +3572

    KAIBA: That smell, that disgusting, repulsive smell, I recognize it anywhere... poor people
    LMAO XD XD

    • @gunslingergirl2579
      @gunslingergirl2579 5 років тому +57

      Oh, I legitimately thought he'd said "WHORE people". XDDDD
      Which makes about just as much sense when you think about it.

    • @darriusdavis8602
      @darriusdavis8602 5 років тому +50

      Dude that was the funniest joke since monster CARDO

    • @VixXstazosJOB
      @VixXstazosJOB 5 років тому +12

      Poor People who has that smell lol, Not people in general

    • @lrgogo1517
      @lrgogo1517 5 років тому +5

      Dude... you just posted serious cringe.

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 5 років тому +9

      Kaiba is an objectivist.
      A duelist chooses a slave obeys.

  • @SirEmanon
    @SirEmanon 7 років тому +250

    "Actually he says his name is Cornelius Jr. and he just wants to play basketball like his father always wanted to" Lmao 1 minute in and I'm already dead

    • @goldandragoon
      @goldandragoon 7 років тому +5

      AHHH GHOST!

    • @godofcrap42
      @godofcrap42 7 років тому +9

      My only problem with the reference, is that Cornelius' son was called Cornelius the Second, not Cornelius Jr.

    • @SirEmanon
      @SirEmanon 7 років тому +1

      GoDoFcRaP42 Shit u rite

    • @alexgamer1556
      @alexgamer1556 7 років тому +12

      Strange you would think that he would do something like try and take revenge against Odion for the murder of his father but no he was above all that and instead focused on basketball....best developed character in this show

  • @JayTohab
    @JayTohab 5 років тому +431

    “You can talk to snakes?!”
    “Do you know _anything_ about me, Joey??”

    • @LilyKatina
      @LilyKatina 4 роки тому +9

      Tristen’s asking something important for once.🤯

    • @gylfie24linole
      @gylfie24linole 3 роки тому +7

      He’s a Parselmouth!

    • @dr4c0r3x5
      @dr4c0r3x5 3 роки тому +2

      @@gylfie24linole he stole his and Joey's lives away to Yumi, he may be a Parselmouth but he has the loyalty of a Hufflepuff

  • @disastrophe1433
    @disastrophe1433 7 років тому +384

    Ohmygod it's here. It's HERE!!! The episode... THE EPISODE! The one I've been waiting for since I first discovered this series back in... 2010. The 46th episode, Melvin'd, had just come out. I discovered the show with my younger step-brother, and we laughed ourselves sick as we watched episode after episode. And I, who had seen the show during its original run, said to him, who had not, "I can't wait until he gets to Season 4, where a biker gang run by a 10,000-year-old Atlantean king steals people's souls by beating them at card games, and Kaiba duels one of them on top of a flying plane, which almost crashes but then is rescued by three actual dragons." He, understandably, thought I was stringing words together at random, so I showed him the episode Flight of Fear, and we resigned ourselves to waiting for it, in all its glory.
    And oh, what a wait it was. There were times when I didn't think we'd make it. Cancellation seemed inevitable at numerous points. Years went by with one or two episodes trickling out between them. And here we are, almost eight years later. It's unbelievable. Almost overwhelming.
    Thank you, Martin, for making these. And for continuing to make them, in the face of every obstacle life threw in your path. Truly, you are doing the Pharaoh's work. I hope you go strong until the end of the series. I'll be watching until then.

    • @aprinnyonbreak1290
      @aprinnyonbreak1290 7 років тому +20

      There are good and bad things worth waiting for. Season 4 of Yu Gi Oh being directed well is one of the good ones. It's been a long and strange journey, but we can say we've been there. We've seen the Atlantean biker gangs. We've seen Mai, Weevil, and Rex deal with the existential questions of their characterizations. We've seen Kaiba saved by actual dragons after making his dragon more dragony by fusing it with a dragon while wearing dragon wings then shooting down Metal Gear Aeros after it blew up his dragon robot tank. We've seen Tea's bare feet. At this point, it's already a masterpiece.
      It's been a pleasure, comrades.

    • @UchihaFabio
      @UchihaFabio 7 років тому +2

      Me too man. and then i found TFS too, best abridgers.

    • @anim7132
      @anim7132 7 років тому +2

      ...

    • @jojahola
      @jojahola 7 років тому

      FONX8 Eagle Tfs And Little kuriboh
      are Awesome

    • @UchihaFabio
      @UchihaFabio 7 років тому

      Asick Killer even x men evolution abridged is somewhat great

  • @jeffdaniels308
    @jeffdaniels308 7 років тому +336

    'I activate Convenient Plot Device. This card lets me somehow drain your lifepoints to 0 for no apparent reason! '

    • @EmperorKnightlock
      @EmperorKnightlock 7 років тому +27

      Is it weird that I read that comment with Kaiba's voice in my head?
      ...No. Probably not.

    • @BarinFlameheart
      @BarinFlameheart 7 років тому +9

      "But it will also look semi-cool while it happens. Enough to know that we focused more on this scene than the facial animations for the season."

    • @Jitkaas
      @Jitkaas 7 років тому +4

      Hunter Presny I had yami's voice in my head

    • @jeffdaniels308
      @jeffdaniels308 7 років тому +1

      I didn't expect to get that many likes, lol.

    • @jeffdaniels308
      @jeffdaniels308 7 років тому +1

      Leave a like if you want LK to use this as a line in an episode.

  • @thelostone7512
    @thelostone7512 4 роки тому +358

    "There are guns all over the damn thing, what ISN'T it aiming at!"
    Best joke of the episode.

  • @malign3158
    @malign3158 3 роки тому +128

    I like how Mokuba is becoming more self aware as the series progresses. It’s like he’s getting older.

  • @carmanstriker1853
    @carmanstriker1853 7 років тому +402

    All this season ever taught me was how badass KaibaCorp was.

    • @carmanstriker1853
      @carmanstriker1853 7 років тому +37

      Scratch that "was." They literally have dedicated war machines of death. And death squads.

    • @thehorseformerlywithoutana2522
      @thehorseformerlywithoutana2522 7 років тому +25

      Lotta money in trading cards

    • @fyrentenimar
      @fyrentenimar 7 років тому +6

      @TheHorseFormerlyWithoutAName
      When it's the biggest entertainment people have in the world, of course.

    • @ProlificPops
      @ProlificPops 7 років тому

      And a dragon fetish

    • @UltimaAzN
      @UltimaAzN 7 років тому +1

      If we wait long enough, they might play children card games in Iron Man suits.

  • @ChillyReaper
    @ChillyReaper 7 років тому +1161

    Kaiba: In the interest of safety, there is absolutely no smoking during this duel. All duel disks must he set to airplane mode. And in the likely event that I completely own your ass at card games, emergency lighting will illuminate the way to the exit so you can get the hell out of my life.

    • @Alan8tor
      @Alan8tor 6 років тому +19

      ChillyReaper Bad ass

    • @cunningsmile4166
      @cunningsmile4166 5 років тому +21

      That's NEARLY EXACTLY what Kaiba WOULD say!!

    • @dracodeanglicus3857
      @dracodeanglicus3857 5 років тому +7

      *_SHUT UP, MOKUBA!!!_*

    • @DizzleGamerViewer
      @DizzleGamerViewer 5 років тому +15

      ChillyReaper64
      Arguably, one of the best quotes in the abridge.

    • @VixXstazosJOB
      @VixXstazosJOB 5 років тому +10

      Yet i still felt reaaaaally bad for Allister..... i mean his motive did make sense. Even irl i could bet there's something legal for - I'm a rich guy with an inherited company, my dad made something awfull with that company when it was his, now i'm somewhat responsible since i own it now -

  • @chrisallen4016
    @chrisallen4016 7 років тому +857

    "i swear on my life that we didn't keep a single flying war machine of death"
    "This is Kaiba Corp war machine 1 on rescue approach with Death Squadron, how may we assist you Mr Kaiba"
    I laughed far too much at this.

    • @clairemacfarlane3639
      @clairemacfarlane3639 7 років тому +7

      Chris Allen I died there!!!

    • @__-dr5vm
      @__-dr5vm 6 років тому +47

      Turns out they're just a medical relief squadron and kaiba has a twisted sense of humor

    • @jeremysorejian
      @jeremysorejian 6 років тому +5

      the gaming democracy they aren’t dragons planes so who cares

    • @UnLegendaryCharlie
      @UnLegendaryCharlie 6 років тому +2

      Chris Allen probably one of the best jokes of the episode man. still good after a year.

    • @fwzikurdistan7345
      @fwzikurdistan7345 5 років тому +8

      YOU LIED TO ME !!!!

  • @whaled-buffalo9640
    @whaled-buffalo9640 5 років тому +156

    "You'll see one of the many plotholes in season 4--oh wait sorry that's the Grand Canyon." I'm crying.

  • @Allday524
    @Allday524 7 років тому +551

    Alister: I end my turn.
    Kaiba: FANG OF CRITIAS!!!!!!!!

    • @code_Rei
      @code_Rei 5 років тому +10

      he didn't even draw.

    • @theskelebox
      @theskelebox 5 років тому +4

      No its currently explained in the -self insert character bullshit that makes no sense whatsoeve- fAnG oF cRItiAs

  • @minganlunaris1503
    @minganlunaris1503 7 років тому +661

    Even Yami couldn't bring himself to ruin Kaiba's good mood.

    • @dnmstarsi
      @dnmstarsi 6 років тому +24

      Mingan Lunaris I doubt it. But then again, he did break his heart in Episode 72 so yeah.

    • @joanalfaro3844
      @joanalfaro3844 6 років тому +4

      Mingan Lunaris Question what dose the club that kiba what is that?

    • @dominiquehernandez8977
      @dominiquehernandez8977 6 років тому +4

      Victoria Mata oh..well I learned something new, but in a way he did...kinda

    • @KhymChanur
      @KhymChanur 6 років тому +8

      I think that Yami didn't want to have to explain the birds and bees to Kaiba.

    • @marlawilcox4298
      @marlawilcox4298 6 років тому +1

      @@hayasheeeesh Wait seriously? Huh I might do that next time I get on a plane

  • @StupidMarioBros1Fan
    @StupidMarioBros1Fan 7 років тому +1745

    Don't you just love it when over half of the episode is quotable? xD

    • @ShintaTakama
      @ShintaTakama 7 років тому +29

      StupidMarioBros1Fan What is this, the dark ages?

    • @dDeckon
      @dDeckon 7 років тому +26

      I'm Mary Poppins Y'all!

    • @dennysejati2754
      @dennysejati2754 7 років тому +41

      Shut up Nokuba

    • @Gorbgorbenson
      @Gorbgorbenson 7 років тому +20

      OoOoooOoO behold the power of the Oricalcos.

    • @verniermoon6218
      @verniermoon6218 7 років тому +24

      Yeeeeeessssss!!!

  • @anthonyramirez388
    @anthonyramirez388 6 років тому +345

    The way Kaiba says “Mile high club!” At 13:07 was so cute. He has his moments of cluelessness too.

    • @DakotaSkylerBurlison
      @DakotaSkylerBurlison 4 роки тому +6

      You do know abridged is it making fun of it that wasnt actual dialogue

    • @Ryuuko-chan
      @Ryuuko-chan 4 роки тому +4

      Hella cute.
      And that's how I started loving Seto

    • @darkhunter5293
      @darkhunter5293 3 роки тому +2

      In the original series, I didn't like him because he was a total asshole, this version, what's not to like!? He's funny as hell and a total idiot, esecially that "Mile High Club" thing.

    • @cunningsmile4166
      @cunningsmile4166 2 роки тому +5

      Don't feel bad. I thought it was a suicide club

  • @BC_Birdie
    @BC_Birdie 7 років тому +86

    "Kaiba Corp is partnered with United, they're pros" 😂😂

    • @thyeeter
      @thyeeter 7 років тому +3

      B.C. Birdie Alister:It's aiming right at you! Kaiba:There are guns all over the thing! What isn't it aiming at!?

    • @GeoEstes
      @GeoEstes 7 років тому

      This explains so much.

    • @antoninocavallo7040
      @antoninocavallo7040 7 років тому +1

      and yet so little

  • @michaelramon2411
    @michaelramon2411 7 років тому +227

    Seto Kaiba: "Yes, yes, my stepfather was a terrible person. Perhaps that's why I KILLED HIM! I mean, it's not actually why I killed him, but it could be!"

    • @LukeTheBoss7
      @LukeTheBoss7 7 років тому +1

      Michael Ramon Wait was that in the video? If so I missed it

    • @michaelramon2411
      @michaelramon2411 7 років тому +25

      No, it wasn't. But it could have been!

    • @battlesheep2552
      @battlesheep2552 7 років тому +43

      “Yeah, i took the company out from under him and focused it away from weapons and onto children’s card games, so clearly i’m responsible.”

    • @michaelramon2411
      @michaelramon2411 7 років тому +26

      +Battlesheep Alister: "Do you know how many children have been hurt by this trading card game? Because it's a lot!"

    • @thyeeter
      @thyeeter 7 років тому +18

      "I swear on my life we DID NOT keep a single war machine of death."

  • @thexxsniperxxgaming5253
    @thexxsniperxxgaming5253 7 років тому +402

    "Season 4 but everytime they say Orichalcos the plot gets dummer"
    Wait theres a difference?

  • @hubbelizer8412
    @hubbelizer8412 3 роки тому +125

    That rattle snake was called Cornelius jr. Named after Marek's father's snake Cornelius... The continuity in this UA-cam parody is next level

    • @Nameless-ln5mr
      @Nameless-ln5mr Рік тому +6

      And once “A Duel With Dartz” was adapted, Divine Serpent Geh became “Cornelius da Snake: Level 9 Mahn!” That means Cornelius reincarnated as a beast with infinite attack (Okay so that might actually be a challenge.). Let that sink in.

  • @medorath8533
    @medorath8533 7 років тому +764

    Episode recap:
    OMG YES!
    YEEEEEES!
    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
    YEEEEES!
    Best episode!

    • @Darkcyanide100
      @Darkcyanide100 5 років тому +20

      Medorath KAIBA: I am now a member of the Mile High club!!!! What y’all looking at me like that?
      YAMI: KAIBA, what do you think the Mile high club is?
      KAIBA: Isn’t that where you beat someone in a duel while on a plane?
      YAMI: Actually......... yes that’s exactly what It meant.
      KAIBA: MILE HIGH CLUB! LMFAO😂

    • @dracodeanglicus3857
      @dracodeanglicus3857 5 років тому +10

      *_MOKUBA! Wake up so I can tell you to Shut up!_*

    • @ark7204
      @ark7204 5 років тому +6

      Yeeessss for the Kaiba's dragon fetish and Foot fetish fans!

    • @kombatserbia6034
      @kombatserbia6034 3 роки тому +1

      Hey guys do you see this comment I see

    • @windinthewillow1871
      @windinthewillow1871 3 роки тому

      Agree

  • @KidEDarus
    @KidEDarus 7 років тому +482

    Episode 77 AKA Seito Kaiba's Best Day Ever.

    • @alexhadzima9268
      @alexhadzima9268 7 років тому +10

      KidEDarus If you mean by the Best day as having sex with three different coloured dragons, then yeah.

    • @tomriddle3592
      @tomriddle3592 7 років тому +1

      KidEDarus I orgasmed as bad as kaiba when the dragons came out

    • @averyconcernedridley5882
      @averyconcernedridley5882 7 років тому +2

      (in SpongeBob voice) CAUSE IT'S THE BEEESSSST DAAY EEEVVVEEERR

    • @UltimateHero128
      @UltimateHero128 6 років тому +2

      So it tops even the day he killed his Step-Father?

    • @jordangarcia3635
      @jordangarcia3635 6 років тому

      KidEDarus you mean the episode that seto kaiba got the biggest orgasm he has ever had or will ever have...

  • @mikegordey2163
    @mikegordey2163 5 років тому +686

    “You have a button just to get rid of the furniture?”
    “Of course I do! What kind of a fool would play card games on a TABLE?”
    I feel attacked

    • @TheSupersayin2
      @TheSupersayin2 4 роки тому +16

      *cries in poor* -me

    • @danitankmen8213
      @danitankmen8213 4 роки тому

      @The Other Dragoon Fighter 64 is duel links good I always wanted to play Yugioh but never did even though I grew up with this show.

    • @andrewmemecias
      @andrewmemecias 4 роки тому

      same i am know buying a dual disk

    • @crazyredhead4968
      @crazyredhead4968 4 роки тому

      Fools this is why I kept my dueldisk from 2003

    • @alexanderboulton2123
      @alexanderboulton2123 3 роки тому +8

      What is this, the DARK AGES!?

  • @iPLAYtheSTATION
    @iPLAYtheSTATION 5 років тому +161

    "Yeah, my brother Mokuba is pretty good at handling dangerous situations too."
    "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
    That made me laugh.

  • @ZeroGForce
    @ZeroGForce 7 років тому +239

    This is just like that one recurring dream I have... except in the dream, I'm watching a new episode of Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged and it's the best day of _oh my god, yes, it's actually happening._
    *YEEEES! YEEEEEEEES! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!*

    • @ZeroXionXZ
      @ZeroXionXZ 7 років тому +13

      Tea, do you see what I'm seeing?

    • @PeterEmrys
      @PeterEmrys 7 років тому +14

      ZeroXionXZ That depends, do you see LittleKuriboh uploading a new, super hilarious YGOTAS episode while Gregorius Daneli has what sounds like the biggest orgasm of his life?

    • @ZeroGForce
      @ZeroGForce 7 років тому +14

      *_YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!_*

    • @ZeroXionXZ
      @ZeroXionXZ 7 років тому +12

      OK Good so I was not imagining that

    • @4tw4ever
      @4tw4ever 7 років тому +6

      I admire the dedication to detail in this comment thread

  • @theravingtimes9582
    @theravingtimes9582 7 років тому +176

    An urban legends states that the Seal of Orichalcos trapped several executive members of 4Kids and the writers of season 4 of Yu-Gi-Oh for several years.

    • @ShintaTakama
      @ShintaTakama 7 років тому

      Dean Wynn Several years? I thought the Seal was broken after Season 4 was over.

    • @dnmstarsi
      @dnmstarsi 6 років тому

      Jin Kaien The Seal exists in different dimensions. The one we knew broke in the canon universe. There's still ours and the Abridged universe.

  • @Gin-qw8oz
    @Gin-qw8oz 7 років тому +182

    Alister: " You have button just to get rid of the furniture ? "
    Kaiba: " Of course I do. What kind of fool would play card games on a table !? What is this, the dark ages !?"

    • @AquosYeah
      @AquosYeah 7 років тому +11

      Gin 4368 we live in dark times 😢

    • @paradoxzee6834
      @paradoxzee6834 7 років тому +5

      Gin 4368 Maybe is thats why every kid wants a duel disk.

    • @Gin-qw8oz
      @Gin-qw8oz 7 років тому +5

      Man, Did you know that they made the vr duel ring in Japan, which of course, creates holograms of the cards .. too bad, I need to go there and try it T^T

    • @Gin-qw8oz
      @Gin-qw8oz 7 років тому +2

      see here
      3dvrcentral.com/2017/08/24/augmented-reality-duel-yu-gi-oh-world-championship-2017/

    • @master_matthew
      @master_matthew 7 років тому +3

      You realize that a Duel Disk is an overblown portable table?

  • @lightningfirst689
    @lightningfirst689 Рік тому +15

    Seto, sarcastically: "Good job, Mokuba. Real big help.
    Mokuba: "Yay! Go team Kaiba!"
    Mokuba is always the most wholesome character.

  • @itsnicole11
    @itsnicole11 7 років тому +601

    Can't wait for the hunger games 2: the divergent maze runner

    • @lilymoon8864
      @lilymoon8864 7 років тому +17

      Ryuk the shinigami MILE HIGH CLUB!

    • @missmagrew
      @missmagrew 7 років тому +25

      IN AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @patrickgowen324
      @patrickgowen324 7 років тому +7

      Coming never

    • @itsnotevenfunny
      @itsnotevenfunny 5 років тому +1

      LOL I TOTALLY READ ALL THOSE BOOKS AND I WANT THAT CROSS-OVER RIGHT NOW
      I GOT VERONICA ROTH Y'ALL GET THE OTHER AUTHORS XD

  • @dragonerd5305
    @dragonerd5305 7 років тому +110

    "So Oricalcos can take peoples souls, make monsters turn real and create illusions of hundreds of people?!"
    "Welcome to season four, the show where the magical powers are made up and the plot doesn't matter."

    • @hariseldon02
      @hariseldon02 7 років тому +16

      *Drew Carey:* "That's right, the plot is just like Tristan's backstory."

    • @nobody2996
      @nobody2996 7 років тому +8

      Don't you mean 'Welcome to Yu-Gi-Oh'?

    • @rynobehnke8289
      @rynobehnke8289 7 років тому +7

      I Don't see a difference to the millennium Items I mean the puzzle alone can:Host an entire separate soul and said soul can take over the body of the puzzles wearer and make him sound like Dan green, mind crush people, force souls into trading cards (see the first bakura duel), makes you immune to flame throwers and lets the wearer change destiny (and yes that's why yugi always draws the right card at the right time).

    • @0axis771
      @0axis771 7 років тому +1

      Don't forget time travel. Cause clearly the Millennium Puzzle is what allowed Atem to return to his ancient past from unlocking his memories, but this ultimately invoked the final Shadow RPG, and thus caused the new memories to take place over the old, so what happens in the game becomes the new history.

    • @phoenixflamegames1
      @phoenixflamegames1 7 років тому

      Amapanda :3 Welp that beats my fanfiction.

  • @Thommy2n
    @Thommy2n 7 років тому +578

    1:15, Oh my god! Didn't think I'd think I'd see a throwback joke like this. I'm so glad Cornelius (ep. 42) was able to have a son that he could pass his passion of sports on to!
    I won't even question how it's possible for a Cobra in from Egypt was even able to to father a Rattlesnake who lives somewhere between Florida and somewhere in California. It's still compelling and makes more sense than anything in season 4.

    • @stupidfakename5661
      @stupidfakename5661 5 років тому +38

      OH MY GOD! I and most likely 99.99% of others did not catch that o.O

    • @corazonfeathers8116
      @corazonfeathers8116 5 років тому +19

      Right?! The YGOTAS and DBZA abridge series do such a great job at throwbacks and callbacks!

    • @goodpeople25
      @goodpeople25 5 років тому +10

      He didn't have to father a rattlesnake he just had to be the father of a rattlesnake.

    • @HalfTangible
      @HalfTangible 4 роки тому +5

      You are taking as credible a sentence that came out of ABRIDGED TRISTAN'S mouth.

    • @pumpkingkingoftoons6185
      @pumpkingkingoftoons6185 4 роки тому +2

      SoMeWhErE iN cAlIfOrNiA

  • @redstonemecha7716
    @redstonemecha7716 3 роки тому +159

    Alister *tries to show the futility of war and how no one wins from it*
    Kaiba * doesn't care because he doesn't need military weapons when he has a dragon*

    • @Phoebe5448
      @Phoebe5448 2 роки тому +7

      Specifically, a ROBOT DRAGON TANK.

    • @StarCatcher918
      @StarCatcher918 11 місяців тому +1

      Hey, at least Alister had the futility and the losing parts down

  • @deathknight75
    @deathknight75 7 років тому +447

    "Season 4 except every time they say Orichalchos the plot gets dumber." So Season 4 then?

    • @Psychedlia98
      @Psychedlia98 7 років тому +9

      Season 4 was awsome

    • @kostajovanovic3711
      @kostajovanovic3711 7 років тому +18

      +Bakura98 awesomely terrible

    • @MrAstrothousand98
      @MrAstrothousand98 7 років тому +8

      Bakura98 it had like.......5 cool moments if you looked pass the swiss cheese of a plot

    • @Mintbeef
      @Mintbeef 7 років тому +8

      And next time on yugioh, the world explodes due to the legenday 3 dragons combined power and then the 2nd big bang brings it back with the help of kaiba corp's science division. (If you haven't seen it, this very well could be the plot)

    • @Boundwithflame23
      @Boundwithflame23 7 років тому +3

      Any arc with Bakura in it is the best arc.

  • @HiImAiden
    @HiImAiden 7 років тому +2231

    Yugi "Tea do you see what I'm seeing?
    Kaiba: "Yes! Yessss! YEEEEEE-
    Tea: That depends: do you see 3 legendary dragons helping a plane land while Seto Kaiba has what sounds like the biggest orgasm of his life?
    Kaiba: YEEEEEEEEEEE-
    Yugi: Ok I wasn't imagining that
    Kaiba: YESSS!
    Favourite part of the episode! That was freaking hilarious!

  • @Kytseo
    @Kytseo 7 років тому +34

    7:05-7:12 That's a very compelling argument on Kaiba's part, I must say.

  • @nyghtmareinmi
    @nyghtmareinmi 3 роки тому +65

    I just scrolled through the whole comment section and not one single solitary person geeked out when Joey said and I quote "We just saw Kaiba crash land with three fucking dragons and THAT'S the plot hole you're worried about." I fucking 💀.
    Joey being the Savage bitch that he is.

  • @brainflash1
    @brainflash1 7 років тому +781

    [M A X I M U M D I S D A I N]

    • @abdurrahmanakal8266
      @abdurrahmanakal8266 7 років тому +6

      My favorite part in the episode.

    • @Hinasil
      @Hinasil 7 років тому +12

      My standu!『M A X I M U M D I S D A I N』

  • @Swordmaster7th
    @Swordmaster7th 7 років тому +2415

    Except in the dream I'm always saved in the last second by magical dragons and it's the best day of m- *shaky fanboy voice* OMG yes it's actually happening!!!!
    YEEESSSSS!!!!!

    • @theblan1k0ne
      @theblan1k0ne 5 років тому +151

      Tea/Anzu: That depends. Do you see 3 legendary dragons helping a plane land while Seto Kaiba has what sounds like the biggest orgasm of his life?

    • @theblan1k0ne
      @theblan1k0ne 5 років тому +126

      Kaiba: YEEEEEEEEEESSS!!!! YEEEEEEEEESSS!!!!

    • @theskelebox
      @theskelebox 5 років тому +97

      Okay, good; I wasn't the only one imagining that.

    • @cunningsmile4166
      @cunningsmile4166 5 років тому +47

      YEEEEEEESS

    • @danross2144
      @danross2144 5 років тому +16

      I mean, who wouldn't?

  • @TheNerdyGinger
    @TheNerdyGinger 7 років тому +2150

    One of the funniest episodes in a while. Nice job!

    • @Ryeubaham
      @Ryeubaham 7 років тому +34

      TheNerdyGinger I agree. Between kaiba dueling a tank into submission and the dragon ex machina at the end I am in tears

    • @pickyphysicsstudent201
      @pickyphysicsstudent201 7 років тому +14

      It's a shame that he didn't bring up that one card looked like the ghost of Napa.

    • @dracodeanglicus3857
      @dracodeanglicus3857 7 років тому +4

      Ahhhhh a snake a snake a slippery snake

    • @BmanTheChamp
      @BmanTheChamp 7 років тому +18

      I don't know how, but LK just keeps getting better.

    • @YamiMajic
      @YamiMajic 7 років тому +21

      "oh no my paperwork....and Mokuba I guess"

  • @dayschange2
    @dayschange2 4 роки тому +86

    In cannon, this was a ridiculous season in a ridiculous series. In YGOTS, it's pure gold.

  • @epicbruhmoment6985
    @epicbruhmoment6985 7 років тому +179

    "War is bad, death is bad, my stepfather was bad" thats why he killed him.

  • @Casey5693
    @Casey5693 7 років тому +452

    Tristan’s superpowers are a voice that gives him super strength, telekinesis that allows him to snap necks, and now, he’s a parsel-tongue, too. Why isn’t he the main character?

  • @thewalkingtaco9736
    @thewalkingtaco9736 7 років тому +70

    "No I'm mad because I never wanted to know what one of Hideo Kojima's wet dreams looked like!"
    I'm DEAD! XD

    • @m7in
      @m7in 7 років тому +3

      A weapon to surpas metal gear

    • @andypazdioch6562
      @andypazdioch6562 7 років тому

      Fafnir p

    • @tenkuken7168
      @tenkuken7168 7 років тому +1

      VenomDalek the one who put mechas as a final boss in his games

    • @valorthefox
      @valorthefox 7 років тому

      VenomDalek God

  • @eliartstuff9112
    @eliartstuff9112 4 роки тому +122

    “And it’s all thanks to the seal of Orichalch-“
    “Ya he’s dead, Dibs on his crappy broken stuff”

    • @jennabunny7840
      @jennabunny7840 3 роки тому +6

      I shouldn't have laughed so hard at that, but now I can't breathe

    • @sleazymeezy
      @sleazymeezy 3 роки тому +2

      I told hb studios that their game (PGA 2k21) was crappy and broken. They said it's fine. I hit up Nintendo and got my refund for that crappy broken game.

    • @AngryWindmill
      @AngryWindmill Рік тому +1

      Honestly, genius writing there

    • @eliartstuff9112
      @eliartstuff9112 Рік тому

      @@AngryWindmill the best kind, Kaiba and mokuba got the funniest writing

    • @masonpelzer8052
      @masonpelzer8052 Рік тому

      “We’re going to be the crappy broken stuff if we don’t safety land this plane”

  • @realrealwarpet
    @realrealwarpet 7 років тому +250

    "of all the bad guy duelists I've faced, you were the closest to beating me"
    Proof that pegasus isn't a bad guy XD

    • @mikehenderson7907
      @mikehenderson7907 6 років тому +21

      Warren Ward
      To be fair, Pegasus only wanted to violate the laws of the universe, pierce the veil of death, and resurrect his decades-dead wife.

    • @andrewd.8560
      @andrewd.8560 6 років тому +6

      @@mikehenderson7907 and steal kiaba's company

    • @Yo-tt9mt
      @Yo-tt9mt 5 років тому +10

      @@mikehenderson7907 and he kidnapped his brother, kept him in isolation for weeks, stole grandpas soul, and his thugs traied to kill him with invisible guns.

    • @Predated2
      @Predated2 5 років тому

      Well, he cant be a bad guy if he won.

    • @Thatguy-fw9ld
      @Thatguy-fw9ld 5 років тому

      If everyone has a 0.0 percent chance then what about Yugi

  • @doesntMetter1
    @doesntMetter1 7 років тому +494

    "You seem to forger that the power of Oricalcus is absolutely nothing compered to the power of whatever the hell trading card bullshit I pull out of thin air"

    • @Atopico8
      @Atopico8 7 років тому +4

      Loved that line.

    • @popstarchamp
      @popstarchamp 7 років тому +3

      Shining Draw from Yu-Gi-Oh Zexal in a nutshell.😋

    • @juliancline7145
      @juliancline7145 7 років тому +13

      "And this time, it's my trap card, Tyrant Wing. Who need military weapons of mass destruction when you can use a good old fashion dragon."

    • @gameraider100
      @gameraider100 7 років тому +5

      Doesnt Matter Kaiba summoning Obelisk in DSOD anyone?

    • @juliancline7145
      @juliancline7145 7 років тому +3

      Emma
      He should have done that here

  • @TheAJKahn
    @TheAJKahn 7 років тому +162

    Hunger Games 2: The Divergent Maze Runner
    I would totally buy this book, as long as Little Kuriboh writes it.

  • @ivdo9885
    @ivdo9885 6 років тому +348

    "Welcome to season 4, where magical powers are made up and the plot doesn't matter"
    How did I miss that reference before?

    • @crazy9932
      @crazy9932 6 років тому +14

      Whos line is it anyway..eat your heart out lol

    • @baronbeat2210
      @baronbeat2210 4 роки тому

      Ivar Donado what reference?

    • @ivdo9885
      @ivdo9885 4 роки тому +28

      @@baronbeat2210 It's from the improv comedy show Whose Line is It Anyway. The host would always begin with "Welcome to Whose line is it anyway? where everything is made up and the points don't matter"

    • @Alysa-Aiday
      @Alysa-Aiday 3 роки тому +3

      @@ivdo9885: Clive Anderson in the European, Drew Carey in America

    • @jeuryrabassa4724
      @jeuryrabassa4724 2 роки тому

      Because nobody even cares about the plot anymore.

  • @JaimeGonzalezBarojas
    @JaimeGonzalezBarojas 7 років тому +21

    Seto: Nokuba, answer me, how does a group of children survive in a war-torn enviroment like this?
    Nokuba: We mostly use get by using our street smarts and ingenuity.
    Seto: My brother mokuba is pretty good at handling dangerous situations too.
    -Meanwhile at the pilot cabin-
    Mokuba: if 4 kids were still around here they wouldnt let me die like this

  • @AzraelAsItGetsVtuber
    @AzraelAsItGetsVtuber 7 років тому +273

    This was a Kaiba episode where Kaiba had the best lines. Can we all agree with that?

    • @Seto_KaibaX
      @Seto_KaibaX 7 років тому +2

      Daniels316Gaming I have the best lines period.

    • @kylepessell1350
      @kylepessell1350 7 років тому +10

      Now to be fair. Tristan almost won again with only one or two lines. "I wish our master was here" and "I signed away our rights as humans in season 1" Me: Bwahahahaha!

    • @topster888
      @topster888 7 років тому +9

      Joey: "You can talk to snakes??"
      Tristan: "Don't you know ANYTHING about me?"

    • @lorddouche1891
      @lorddouche1891 7 років тому +5

      in my opinion, Kaiba always has the best lines, he has been my favorite character since the beginning :P

    • @Seto_KaibaX
      @Seto_KaibaX 7 років тому

      Lord Douche I agree, I believe my name clarifies whom my fav anime character is.

  • @zeroattentiongaming820
    @zeroattentiongaming820 7 років тому +584

    Is it just me or is Kaiba getting more obsessed with dragons every episode?

    • @GeoEstes
      @GeoEstes 7 років тому +98

      He seems to use nothing but dragons by the time we get to the last movie.

    • @markellospatras3039
      @markellospatras3039 7 років тому +55

      it's like drugs.

    • @dracodeanglicus3857
      @dracodeanglicus3857 7 років тому +63

      SHUT UP, NOKUBA!

    • @jayamilapersson4030
      @jayamilapersson4030 7 років тому +9

      Robert Evans yeah it just drag on and on

    • @Ghostspartan2002
      @Ghostspartan2002 7 років тому +29

      Robert Evans I bet kaiba's favourite song group is IMAGINE DRAGONS

  • @jackkrzykowski841
    @jackkrzykowski841 Рік тому +9

    Alister’s flashback brother being named “Nokuba” is probably my favorite joke in the series. He’s barely a character yet LK made him so memorable. That’s the kind of thing that makes YGO abridged special

  • @jasmillgamer1530
    @jasmillgamer1530 7 років тому +797

    “Clearly your a handmaiden.”
    “I can’t believe I showed you my feet.”

    • @serenedesire972
      @serenedesire972 7 років тому +5

      Jasmill Gamer 15 😂

    • @tbirdUCW6ReAJ
      @tbirdUCW6ReAJ 7 років тому +10

      Jasmill Gamer 15 DeviantArt that now!!

    • @ObsidianAge
      @ObsidianAge 7 років тому +8

      You're*

    • @patrickbuckley7259
      @patrickbuckley7259 6 років тому +34

      Girl thinks she's in love, and is clearly fishing to see what his fetish is, but the moment he lets her know what he's REALLY into she just kink shames him.
      Tsk, tsk.
      (I am truly sorry if this joke made anyone feel uncomfortable. Sometimes my jokes go too far. That being said, grow a thicker skin.)

    • @patrickbuckley7259
      @patrickbuckley7259 6 років тому +4

      @@UnprofessionalProfessor Whoosh.

  • @rickxhoshinji
    @rickxhoshinji 7 років тому +428

    12:11 I haven't laughed that hard for a YGOTAS joke in a while. Definitely one of the funniest moments ever.

    • @KatieCochran
      @KatieCochran 7 років тому +7

      rickxhoshinji I laughed so hard omfg. XD I hurt.

    • @zerohero4359
      @zerohero4359 7 років тому +6

      I'm not sure why it was so funny but I had to pause it just to breath

    • @citrusorange794
      @citrusorange794 7 років тому +3

      Imagine him Seeing Kanna from dragon maid for the first time

    • @simbasorariku3
      @simbasorariku3 6 років тому +1

      CitrusOrange Don't you mean Lucoa?

    • @canthandlethislol
      @canthandlethislol 6 років тому

      *Hey was so happy*

  • @garpogods8323
    @garpogods8323 7 років тому +102

    you know what I realized? We still have another full season and a movie of this masterpiece to watch

    • @kurosakikun96
      @kurosakikun96 7 років тому +11

      YEEEEESSSSSS!!!

    • @salenacussins3285
      @salenacussins3285 7 років тому +20

      Garp yeah and it will only take 6 years for them to finish it lol 😂

    • @GOOODA20TH
      @GOOODA20TH 7 років тому +4

      Garp and capsule monsters, and the tournament with Zigfreed to go through.

    • @GeoEstes
      @GeoEstes 7 років тому

      He's already done crapsule monsters.
      ua-cam.com/video/D_txA3zf94I/v-deo.html

    • @Sakachi18
      @Sakachi18 7 років тому

      Garp Aren't there like, 3 movies?

  • @Reac2
    @Reac2 5 років тому +71

    I just realized that the snake they stumble accross on the train tracks is named "Cornelius Junior" and Dartz Boss monster snake is called Cornelius the Snake level 9, so that snake is actively that trading card spirit's child AND affiliated with the Orecalcos. Also Cornelius the Snake level 9 is a supportive dad that encourages his son to follow his Basketball career dream

    • @jsb6975.ah.crapbaskets
      @jsb6975.ah.crapbaskets 3 роки тому +21

      Cornelius Jr. Is actually the son of Marik's father's pet cobra that Odion killed because it bit Marik. Marik's father even mentioned that Cornelius (the cobra) loved basketball.

    • @Reac2
      @Reac2 Рік тому

      The plot thickens...

  • @KdogPrime
    @KdogPrime 7 років тому +239

    Yugioh: Dragons on a Plane
    YAAAAASSSS! YAAAAAAASSSSSSSS!

    • @jeremysorejian
      @jeremysorejian 6 років тому +1

      KdogPrime CARD GAMES ON MOTERCYCLES

    • @BirdOfTheEnd
      @BirdOfTheEnd 6 років тому

      Dimension Jumping Card Games

  • @MrBrunogiachetti
    @MrBrunogiachetti 7 років тому +82

    "YEEEEEEESSS!! YEEEEEEEEEES!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!"

  • @markusvykos8750
    @markusvykos8750 7 років тому +808

    If i close my eyes and pretend really hard i will be flying on dragon weeeeeeeeee

    • @dracodeanglicus3857
      @dracodeanglicus3857 7 років тому +32

      SHUT UP, NOKUBA!

    • @Stone_Horn
      @Stone_Horn 7 років тому +4

      I would be screaming like Kaiba also Collosus.

    • @clonerstive
      @clonerstive 7 років тому

      HAHA! Yeah, I also watched the video!

    • @CoolestJerry
      @CoolestJerry 7 років тому

      Collosus Demetre DONT LET YOUR DREAMS BE MEMES!!!!!!

    • @comicsans3537
      @comicsans3537 7 років тому

      Keep the likes at 666

  • @Arle101
    @Arle101 5 років тому +229

    Kaiba: Omg yes it's actually happening!
    Yugi: Tea are you seeing what I'm seeing?
    Kaiba: YYEEEEEEEESS! YEEEEESSSSS! YEEEEEEE!

    • @ahnachester8330
      @ahnachester8330 4 роки тому +37

      Tea: That depends. Do you see three legendary dragons helping a plan land while Seto Kaiba has what sounds like the biggest orgasm of his life?!

    • @pinkiepierocks6360
      @pinkiepierocks6360 4 роки тому +25

      @@ahnachester8330 Kaiba: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS

    • @ahnachester8330
      @ahnachester8330 4 роки тому +20

      @@pinkiepierocks6360 "Oh good, so I wasn't imagining that."
      Kaiba: "YEEES!"

    • @DrippleDragon
      @DrippleDragon 4 роки тому +2

      I laughed to hard at this episode 🤣🤣

    • @Mushroomgal-6657
      @Mushroomgal-6657 4 роки тому +3

      YESSS!!!!!!
      *CRASHES*

  • @lilypads17
    @lilypads17 7 років тому +571

    Honestly why do any of Kaiba's employees put up with his shit?
    "Um, hon, I have an on-call,"
    "Oh? What happened?"
    *sigh* "Mr. Kaiba is dueling some guy on top of a jet,"

    • @Alpha121198
      @Alpha121198 7 років тому +62

      "You know this is really getting in the way of more pressing matters."
      "To be fair, it sounds like it's the fault of this week's villain with vaguely established magical powers."

    • @mel0_archive498
      @mel0_archive498 7 років тому +60

      I mean isn't Seto the CEO? When a man signs your paychecks, you go wherever the fuck he wants you to go.
      In other words, "Screw the rules, he has money!"

    • @seanmurphy3430
      @seanmurphy3430 7 років тому +62

      There's an exchange later in the Season 4 dub in which Dartz, using other characters as human shields, asks Kaiba if he's really okay with destroying an innocent soul, to which he responds, and I quote, "Nah. As the president of a major corporation, I have to do that every day."

    • @jacencade4019
      @jacencade4019 7 років тому +4

      fear

    • @pugpugsly2829
      @pugpugsly2829 7 років тому +1

      RachieRach TheFabulous thatd be so fucking cool

  • @lhautlow
    @lhautlow 7 років тому +215

    Holy shit I love Kaiba in the serie, funniest character in the whole YGOTAS
    Shut up Nokuba

  • @gamewiz720
    @gamewiz720 7 років тому +252

    "Welcome to season four, the show where the magical powers are made up and the plot doesn't matter."
    Nice Whose Line reference.

    • @BmanTheChamp
      @BmanTheChamp 7 років тому +10

      Glad I'm not the only one who noticed that. Also:
      "That's right, the plot is like Mokuba, it just doesn't matter."

    • @CarlosThadeu
      @CarlosThadeu 7 років тому

      Yup, I also noticed right away, I loved it

    • @jaymac7801
      @jaymac7801 7 років тому

      gamewiz720 what’s confirms this is the yugi and kaiba vs dartz duel. Like holy shit was that a bunch of bull or what?

    • @gamewiz720
      @gamewiz720 7 років тому

      The Champ If Mokuba doesn't matter, then why is he still on the show?

    • @BmanTheChamp
      @BmanTheChamp 7 років тому

      gamewiz720 Well maybe it's another one of season 4's plot holes.

  • @raikazuchi2516
    @raikazuchi2516 6 років тому +420

    The other day, ironically on Duel Links, I finally pulled the ultra rare I've been trying to get for months and exclaimed "Yes! YES!! YEEESSSSSS!!!" My girlfriend turned to me and asked "Are you being Kaiba right now?"
    It was then I knew she was the one.

    • @VixXstazosJOB
      @VixXstazosJOB 5 років тому +21

      .... Lies XD

    • @guyincognito9831
      @guyincognito9831 5 років тому +31

      Raikazuchi Wife that girl

    • @kitetenjo1304
      @kitetenjo1304 5 років тому +18

      You found the one. You can only go one way now.

    • @Shiverwar
      @Shiverwar 5 років тому +3

      @@VixXstazosJOB No, no, no, you gotta do it right.
      It's r/thathappened.

    • @matthewplays7232
      @matthewplays7232 5 років тому

      Riiiiiiiight.

  • @mckmitte
    @mckmitte 7 років тому +483

    Can we talk about how Mokuba clings the the handrail as he goes down the stairs, the same kid who ran across rooftops to stop people from cheating two seasons ago??
    Season four ladies and gentlemen...

    • @jessicamartin2048
      @jessicamartin2048 5 років тому +26

      Maybe because of the wind??

    • @bibigamer502
      @bibigamer502 4 роки тому +9

      In all fairness he is higher up in the air then he was in battle city so the fall and impact would be a lot worse

    • @zadenhomunculus8652
      @zadenhomunculus8652 4 роки тому +14

      You're all wrong. He heard a voice downstairs and was just leaning as far as he could into the wall to see around Seto's ego.

  • @jackcromwell5786
    @jackcromwell5786 7 років тому +203

    I absolutely lost my shit when Kaiba was screaming as the dragons saved the plane. I nearly passed the fuck out I was laughing so hard.

    • @elizabethgutierrez820
      @elizabethgutierrez820 7 років тому +2

      Same I am DOL

    • @Kfaircloth13457
      @Kfaircloth13457 7 років тому +9

      Actually I was laughing so hard I pissed myself. That run of shame to the bathroom while laughing was worth it!

  • @MulettoMotorsports
    @MulettoMotorsports 7 років тому +938

    Well taking to consideration we didn't see what happened in the cockpit while Kaiba was screaming watching dragons... The Mile High Club doesn't seem that far off.

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay 7 років тому +57

      Heres a hint.
      Do NOT Shine a UV Light in the cockpit, you'll go blind.

    • @plum3343
      @plum3343 7 років тому +18

      I don't think jacking off counts so unless you're implying that Kaiba raped someone/thing I still don't think he qualifies.

    • @nicolasposner1417
      @nicolasposner1417 7 років тому +86

      Well, he did come out of the plane carrying Alistair's unconscious body sooooo...

    • @MulettoMotorsports
      @MulettoMotorsports 7 років тому +16

      DIS GUY GOT IT.

    • @ErikPT
      @ErikPT 7 років тому +3

      Probably just another maid of his

  • @momo55o71
    @momo55o71 6 років тому +136

    Amelda: "This whole duel was supposed to be a metaphor for the futility of war, and how everybody loses when they choose to destroy!"
    Kaiba: "Well you got the 'futility' and 'losing' parts down."

    • @cunningsmile4166
      @cunningsmile4166 5 років тому +7

      Alister: And what is getting destroyed is me. Metaphorically. As my body will be unharmed while my soul is sealed away.

  • @fizzles5
    @fizzles5 7 років тому +208

    Kaiba episodes are always the best

  • @MasterGagnon
    @MasterGagnon 7 років тому +100

    @3:02
    "you have a button just to get rid of the furnature?"
    kaiba: "of course i do.. what kind of a fool would play card games on a table?!"
    lol too good :p

  • @giovanniorellana2200
    @giovanniorellana2200 7 років тому +710

    Take a shot every time LittleKuriboh points out something wrong with Season 4 in this Abridged Series!

    • @Lkdog
      @Lkdog 7 років тому +51

      Fuck you I love my liver

    • @manuellara9644
      @manuellara9644 7 років тому +30

      Giovanni Orellana I’m pretty Sure we would be died by the YGOTAS episode 64

    • @derpfantasy3311
      @derpfantasy3311 7 років тому +23

      Giovanni Orellana m8 wed be dead by ep 62

    • @dustyfedora
      @dustyfedora 7 років тому +24

      Giovanni Orellana that drinking game is just as dangerous as the Stephen King drinking game

    • @plplkpok
      @plplkpok 7 років тому +11

      We'd all be dead by now...

  • @heartlesscapitalist5985
    @heartlesscapitalist5985 5 років тому +112

    "Hunger Games 2: The Divergent Maze Runner"
    Oh man, they're all the same, aren't they?

    • @zozidedodo780
      @zozidedodo780 4 роки тому +20

      War= bad
      teen protagonist = good
      enough work here folks let's stretch this bad boy into a trilogy

    • @r4nd0mguy99
      @r4nd0mguy99 8 місяців тому

      @@zozidedodo780 Trilogy? Aren't there at least 5 Hunger Games-movies by now? Ah...Who cares? I've only watched 2 of those anyway.

  • @KingOfSciliy
    @KingOfSciliy 7 років тому +94

    That same day that Kaiba experienced his ultimate orgasm, the entire canine populations of Labrador and Dalmatia went extinct

    • @Ryeubaham
      @Ryeubaham 7 років тому +2

      KingOfSciliy oh fuck I forgot about everytime kaiba smiles a puppy dies. That's old stuff

  • @deathomenbrianna8808
    @deathomenbrianna8808 7 років тому +163

    “YEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!! I AM NOW A MEMBER OF THE MILE HIGH CLUB” 😂😂😂😂

    • @alaplaya5
      @alaplaya5 7 років тому +11

      DeathOmen Brianna *googling* ohhh....ahahaha...ha...

    • @ProlificPops
      @ProlificPops 7 років тому +9

      I love how innocent Kaiba actually is lmao

    • @Shadowslash1
      @Shadowslash1 7 років тому +8

      1) I bet google is getting an influx of people looking that up
      2) Its even worse since he came out holding someone who's passed out XD

    • @ZeroCalamityYT
      @ZeroCalamityYT 7 років тому

      Lol STOHP

    • @UchihaFabio
      @UchihaFabio 7 років тому +1

      Goddammit Nappa

  • @zorak950
    @zorak950 7 років тому +63

    I'm actually legit impressed that there was a callback to Cornelius. Not every show goes out of its way to expound on a throwaway gag years after the fact, but that's just the kind of quality entertainment we've come to expect from Little Kuriboh.

  • @dreamerofvocaloids
    @dreamerofvocaloids 4 роки тому +251

    "You can talk to snakes??"
    "Do you know anything about me?!"
    Confirmed that Tristan is a parseltongue.

    • @anitanielsen1061
      @anitanielsen1061 4 роки тому +17

      He's a PARSELMOUTH. PARSELTONGUE IS THE LANGUAGE

    • @Alysa-Aiday
      @Alysa-Aiday 3 роки тому +1

      @@anitanielsen1061: *I SECOND!!*

  • @TaeSunWoo
    @TaeSunWoo 7 років тому +193

    “I signed our lives away in season 1”
    I can’t with Tristan.
    Edit: wtf. Of course he’d be a parseltongue.

    • @GeoEstes
      @GeoEstes 7 років тому +22

      His voice gives him super powers.

    • @japanrockzone1394
      @japanrockzone1394 7 років тому +1

      Filthy Koreaboo

    • @dDeckon
      @dDeckon 7 років тому +2

      1:22
      Joey: You Can Talk to Snakes?
      Tristan: Do You Know ANYTHING About me???

    • @spikejrb7572
      @spikejrb7572 7 років тому +1

      But why couldn’t they go around the snake? Or throw Rex on it and use him as a bridge?

  • @pyrowarrior99
    @pyrowarrior99 7 років тому +164

    Kaiba: never bring a tank to a card game
    uses z-metal tank

    • @eduardomunoz4387
      @eduardomunoz4387 7 років тому +2

      Sufyan Qassem But the Z-Metal Tank Isn't a Tank. Is a Robo-Crab/Spider-Tank

  • @MrSolomonGaming
    @MrSolomonGaming 7 років тому +17

    The entirety of the ending made my day. It'll forever be my favorite Kaiba moment.

  • @gunslingergirl2579
    @gunslingergirl2579 5 років тому +104

    How'd I know Tea was going to say "orgasm"?
    "I've been transported into a young adult novel." Truly, there is no greater hell.