Opie & Anthony - Those Chains Are Made Of Tensile Steel

Поділитися
Вставка
  • Опубліковано 15 лис 2024

КОМЕНТАРІ • 459

  • @alaricperez
    @alaricperez 11 років тому +282

    "You're a tricky, redheaded Mexican who has a full head of hair that he cut to look like a white guy!" LOL Patrice was the best

    • @michaelbrisky6221
      @michaelbrisky6221 5 років тому +16

      Patrice, a comic genius smart man! Miss him, a brilliant guy.

    • @jasonnickell9420
      @jasonnickell9420 4 місяці тому

      2024 Earth needs Patrice!! Badly!!

  • @cracksuperman
    @cracksuperman 11 місяців тому +37

    The irony of Louis yelling "Stop jerking off!" 😂

  • @Jes0_official
    @Jes0_official 2 роки тому +109

    “A black cop is considered a White guy” Classic

  • @Raytarded66
    @Raytarded66 10 років тому +453

    Hahhahaha Patrice, "if I could make my own beef and broccoli, I would never talk to another Asian again."

    • @yob1oneth
      @yob1oneth 10 років тому +23

      Vintage Patrice!!!

    • @TemmiePlays
      @TemmiePlays 4 роки тому

      @Scruff Looking Nerve Hurter good bc those aren't even asian dishes, it's Polynesian food you dolts.

    • @flatterswhite
      @flatterswhite 4 роки тому +10

      @@TemmiePlays Polynesian is pretty Asian fella

    • @dplaymaker14
      @dplaymaker14 2 роки тому

      Xvm ?m cc

    • @lastcup6212
      @lastcup6212 9 місяців тому +5

      Or, " If I can clean my own fish tank."

  • @stagglee1227
    @stagglee1227 5 років тому +148

    1:41:05 Patrice goes, "Oh, that was beautiful" in response to Ant's "tensile steel" joke. You can tell he really respected Ant's ability...

    • @slaphappyduplenty2436
      @slaphappyduplenty2436 3 роки тому +22

      He said so explicitly. I don’t think Patrice praised many people for their comic talent (or anything else), but he openly said Ant can “access funny as fast as anyone he knows”.

    • @BrianAU01
      @BrianAU01 Рік тому +7

      Quite possibly the best single line of Ant's career. Ant and Patrice together were gold.

    • @hoshiref
      @hoshiref 11 місяців тому +3

      Because that was a real friendship. True friends,( with a talent for comedy ) give each other the best to each other...that was from the heart.

  • @boosh90
    @boosh90 11 років тому +233

    patrice goin off on anthony and then rememberin he has to say happy birthday is hilarious

  • @ZombryaTheDark
    @ZombryaTheDark 4 роки тому +76

    Patrice and Anthony being completely different but good friends is what I love. This is comedy gold

    • @eugeneruggirello6214
      @eugeneruggirello6214 Рік тому

      But fruity ass bill burr won’t allow Ant to go to the benefit. Ridiculous.

  • @aklestinec
    @aklestinec 6 років тому +51

    God Anthony hit a Home Run with with that tensile steel joke. This was a great show that day

  • @ShortFingeredShreder
    @ShortFingeredShreder 11 років тому +63

    1:40:38 Patrice fucking loses it and Ant drops a monumental line.

  • @TheDiegoinhoops
    @TheDiegoinhoops 11 років тому +166

    Patrice was a show himself. so sad he's gone.

  • @DSto90
    @DSto90 3 місяці тому +4

    This format of comedians was legendary..

  • @southpaw817
    @southpaw817 3 роки тому +16

    I randomly think of the "tensile steel" line. I didn't know that this clip existed. One of the funniest lines of all time 😂😂.

  • @reddfoxx916
    @reddfoxx916 4 роки тому +45

    35:24 Tell me a little bit what the Masons are about? Well... *gunshot* dial tone.
    Ant is so friggen funny.

    • @nikscott6644
      @nikscott6644 3 роки тому +2

      Oh shit I just burst out laughing on a train when I heard this.

    • @drewinsur7321
      @drewinsur7321 2 роки тому +3

      very few times he uses the soundboard and when he do is aways gold, contrary to opie.

  • @Iamjimpage
    @Iamjimpage 6 років тому +36

    "Those Chains Are Made Of Tensile Steel" is so funny it made me lightheaded when i first heard it.

    • @michaelreyes1474
      @michaelreyes1474 4 роки тому +3

      Yeah I was outside working out and I completely fell off my bench laughing at that one.

  • @2tonetouch
    @2tonetouch 10 років тому +89

    This is the best O&A episode ever. After the Patrice vs Nick DiPaolo episode.

    • @TimeKillingFuel
      @TimeKillingFuel  10 років тому +10

      Robert olivares Yeah, that's a classic. You might like this one if you liked that.
      Opie & Anthony - Jay Mohr & Patrice O'Neal

    • @Meta_was_my_idea
      @Meta_was_my_idea 10 років тому +4

      The episode where DiPaolo kicked ass.

    • @cwilson229
      @cwilson229 9 років тому +2

      +Chip Chipperson Chip your grammar is really improving! Great job or somethin!

    • @caltrof
      @caltrof 8 років тому +1

      +Robert olivares This is one of my go to episodes when I drive to work. Probably listened to this more than 10 times.

    • @deanomite8118
      @deanomite8118 8 років тому +2

      +C Wilson Musta had a grammar coke or sumthin

  • @Juvenal10
    @Juvenal10 10 років тому +125

    Lmao..."Who's this cute, little heroin addict?"

  • @IAmTheDoctor00
    @IAmTheDoctor00 2 роки тому +9

    This is definitely the hardest I've laughed in months, two legends. RIP Partrice but I always love someone getting their buttons pushed xD true comedic genius.

  • @HunnitAcreWoods
    @HunnitAcreWoods 3 роки тому +6

    @32:41
    Anthony: "Whats Up With The Owl Patrice"
    Patrice: "It's Mol- I Dont Fuckin Know"
    Oh He Knew LOL

  • @cahookie901
    @cahookie901 10 років тому +52

    "Darren Hanganigga"

    • @anon-ju9bg
      @anon-ju9bg 3 місяці тому

      That’s crazy. No white guy is named Darren.

  • @jonyboyishere
    @jonyboyishere 8 років тому +52

    Is there anything more funny than O&A clips on UA-cam?

  • @holup2691
    @holup2691 5 років тому +44

    Patrice describing Asian women: “they’re like CD cases”. One of the funniest things I’ve ever heard. I seriously can’t figure out how comedians come to these punchlines in a matter of milliseconds.

    • @WaRLoKWYATT
      @WaRLoKWYATT 3 роки тому +10

      Because of the imagination and the ability to see ahead into a conversation. Your brain naturally just starts constructing ridiculous scenarios and the talent is in being able to relay that ridiculous scenario in the right way to make it funny. Good comedians don't have to try, they just do it.

    • @holup2691
      @holup2691 3 роки тому +1

      @@WaRLoKWYATT That’s well said, I would have chalked it down to being seasoned in having to make things funny for a living. However there’s a lot of instances in comedians being unfunny outside of their material.
      Some people just have that talent or gift of gab, I guess. Patrice was a master at it.

    • @DipCityDerp
      @DipCityDerp 3 роки тому

      He didn’t invent that and I’m pretty sure neither did any comedian. It was just a black joke years and years ago. Probably from all the roasting and freestylin though

    • @holup2691
      @holup2691 3 роки тому

      @@DipCityDerp That would explain why he was so quick to say it, I guess. If you’re right then it’s a shame though, because it’s one of my favourite Patrice lines.

  • @ilovehotbbq5307
    @ilovehotbbq5307 2 роки тому +7

    "The number five is a little hard to avoid. It's right between four and six". Louis just laid in wait and struck and never missed during this

  • @briansampson5684
    @briansampson5684 8 років тому +16

    my favorite 1 yet. just honest conversation love it

  • @VypaUK
    @VypaUK 7 років тому +19

    I love that not that long after this, Anthony is hosting Infowars lol.

  • @MidTierVillain
    @MidTierVillain 11 років тому +18

    Ant's birthday gift from Patrice,is he can be racist.. And from that,this amazing episode was born! Lol!!!

  • @robertfenili7242
    @robertfenili7242 8 років тому +56

    Weird, never heard rogan and Louis CK talk to each other. Ever

    • @worldsfastestslug
      @worldsfastestslug 5 років тому +4

      He should have Louis on the podcast help him come back from that beating off thing

    • @dellofaction2955
      @dellofaction2955 4 роки тому

      Joe distances himself near a mic or camera when louis around you never know what wild shit hell say

    • @LuisXDotCom
      @LuisXDotCom 4 роки тому +1

      @@dellofaction2955 I see your point, but Joe has had Alex Jones. Twice. Louis CK is milder than Alex

    • @tylerworthington9090
      @tylerworthington9090 4 роки тому

      Joe and Louis are actually good friends. Rogan has mentioned

  • @remylucai
    @remylucai 3 роки тому +13

    "Someone's 2 is someone's 10."
    -Patrice O'neal

  • @Senwot2000
    @Senwot2000 4 роки тому +29

    1:45:46: If Louis in the Past only knew what he’d be accused of later in life 😂😂

    • @drewinsur7321
      @drewinsur7321 3 роки тому +1

      oh he knew from day 1 that was coming as soon he started it doing that lol ck is a legend

  • @RaiderInNY
    @RaiderInNY 9 років тому +29

    I was in the audience for this show... PAtrice's outfit was pimp!

    • @RaiderInNY
      @RaiderInNY 9 років тому +7

      ***** If he didnt know you... indifferent and cold. Just like he was to everyone he first met. More you got to see him, more he was that loveable guy

    • @markwinberry8095
      @markwinberry8095 7 років тому +8

      Wow you mean like almost everyone in the world? I'm indifferent and cold to you right now.

  • @crazycloz
    @crazycloz 11 років тому +20

    The 20 dollar bill used for this was released in 1998. They always change up bills, it's not the same design from "100" years ago

  • @SupraRy
    @SupraRy 2 роки тому +8

    1:40:50 anthony with the absolute bomb of a mic drop.

  • @chyeaOGKush
    @chyeaOGKush Рік тому +5

    "danny looks like a japanese animation character" lmao

  • @squidincsquid
    @squidincsquid 7 років тому +30

    Patrice Illuminati 17:30
    Opie Avoidance 18:30
    Back & Forth & Straight19:30
    Opies Absolutely Right 20:30
    Pop, pop, pop! 21:30
    Why the Fuck is Annuit Cœptis 22:30
    Google 23:30
    What kinda coincidence is that? 24:30
    P: "I'm begging!" O: "Shhhhh" 25:30
    Inadvertent? Butter joke in 3,2,1... 26:30
    Sit down, fuck that shit! 27:30
    What is the Illuminati? 28:30
    Opie hopes no one catches him. 29:30
    I Believe it. 30:30
    O:"Back To CNN" P:"Look at the owl" 31:30
    Whaddyawant? 32:30
    Clinton was a skull and bones. 33:30
    I really don't understand. (Fuck Bob) 34:30
    Awwwwww Shit! 35:30
    Who knows? 36:30

  • @KyleInTheShower
    @KyleInTheShower 10 років тому +13

    If anyone was wondering, Louis was talking about The Invention of Lying movie that he was in.

    • @lozz0dnb
      @lozz0dnb 10 років тому +14

      if anyone would like further information it was fucking awful

    • @Frandaman84
      @Frandaman84 10 років тому +6

      I liked it

    • @lozz0dnb
      @lozz0dnb 10 років тому +10

      fair enough i liked the concept but its i think ricky keeps trying to make these 'perfect moral people' films/tv shows like derrick because thats how he sees himself and its just cringey and CARE

    • @lozz0dnb
      @lozz0dnb 10 років тому +1

      ***** as in the film is very 'i don't care'

    • @7Be
      @7Be 6 років тому +1

      That movie was great

  • @jcee6886
    @jcee6886 2 місяці тому +1

    Phkn ant with that king kong reference 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Even the great Patrice said that was beautiful.

  • @JohnnSmithh
    @JohnnSmithh 8 років тому +18

    "You're a tricky red-headed Mexican" hilarious

  • @Johnny2Drinks
    @Johnny2Drinks 4 роки тому +18

    I think Anthony might be the funniest person ever, he kills in front of anyone. No comic is faster than him, he’s always funny

  • @WiggysanWiggysan
    @WiggysanWiggysan 10 років тому +27

    *Don't worry ladies & Gentleman* .......... 1:40:35 !!

    • @WiggysanWiggysan
      @WiggysanWiggysan 9 років тому +4

      TheHatedHater "These chains are made of high tensile steel" .
      (King Kong)

  • @drock6966
    @drock6966 Рік тому +1

    @ 35:25 "Tell us a little bit what the Masons are about. Well... BOOM 💥dial tone..." LMFAO!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jayarea408
    @jayarea408 10 років тому +7

    "Congratulations Anthony.. fuuuck that!!' miss Patrice

  • @mikejohnson9118
    @mikejohnson9118 5 років тому +6

    I would paypal Coke Logic if he would animate the "Those Chains are made of Tensile Steel".

  • @shiftywily
    @shiftywily 11 років тому +7

    RIP Patrice.. a legend man...

  • @Frankybroadcast
    @Frankybroadcast 4 роки тому +2

    Patrice's skydiving comment was fucking hilarious. HAHAHAHA

  • @juniornac1
    @juniornac1 5 років тому +7

    Roundandbrown and exploitedblackteens were my go to when I was like 14. Patrice had good taste.

  • @BrizzyBrake
    @BrizzyBrake 12 днів тому +1

    Man I miss the days where radio can see corn and talk about it.

  • @laurabradley1696
    @laurabradley1696 4 роки тому +1

    “HairyMongolianBitches.com”
    So hilarious.
    Patrice was an absolute legend

  • @Jakeypretzels
    @Jakeypretzels 10 років тому +22

    35:25 LMFAO AWWW SHIIITTTTT

  • @DrunkDoglol
    @DrunkDoglol Рік тому +3

    Ahh, Brown and Round ... The days before tube sites completely took over. All those paysites had creative names. One that still sticks with me is Mr Chew's Asian Beaver. 🤣

  • @zacharykaiser5910
    @zacharykaiser5910 4 роки тому +9

    Opie giving a loud long “shhhhhhhhhhh” to Patrice is infuriating.

  • @MrR1D3R
    @MrR1D3R 3 місяці тому +1

    Anthony was one of the only people Patrice respected comedically

  • @bradyisthegoatofallgoats1327
    @bradyisthegoatofallgoats1327 2 роки тому +3

    Ant is the BEST EVER! And much, much smarter than almost everyone.

  • @PinkuStyle
    @PinkuStyle Рік тому +1

    Lmao the Joe Rogan gray ball hair joke hahahaha.

  • @ClibanariusJJ
    @ClibanariusJJ 10 років тому +126

    I love how Opie pretends that saying 'birfday' repeatedly is going to make him funny.

    • @galvawave8403
      @galvawave8403 10 років тому +31

      Opie is only funny when he's just brutally mean. He's not quick witted enough to be "fun" funny, but every once in a while his rage comes through and you remember why he's good.

    • @anadryantontine
      @anadryantontine 9 років тому +15

      needles kane "remember why he's good occasionally"* Error corrected.

    • @RexVergstrong
      @RexVergstrong 9 років тому +2

      needles kane And he sounds pretty forced when he's "mean".

    • @TrevBoyThe2nd
      @TrevBoyThe2nd 9 років тому +6

      RexVergstrong It's feels like he only does it because being mean worked for Jimmy. Come to think of it, saying cutsie-pie words like "birfday" was jimmy's thing too....

    • @anadryantontine
      @anadryantontine 9 років тому +11

      Inebriated Genie Opie is the ultimate hack. Can you count the times he's lied? Given a forced laugh? Derailed something genuinely funny to tell a story about his life or go to a shit phone call? Opie stinks.

  • @GSHdesign
    @GSHdesign 10 років тому +5

    This whole thing is gold.

  • @MikeHMagic
    @MikeHMagic 4 роки тому +7

    @ 1:45:41 Louie is like hey thats my move

  • @4partmedia
    @4partmedia 3 роки тому +4

    1:07:39 Patrice with the knock out punch 😂😂😂

    • @murderous_rhythm9666
      @murderous_rhythm9666 2 роки тому

      “Look like you got a dangerous nine-inch reach” a few moments later killed me lololol

  • @richmound5145
    @richmound5145 8 років тому +19

    I wish bill burr was on this episode 2

  • @SICKLE77NYC
    @SICKLE77NYC 10 місяців тому +2

    Hearing Patrice talking about how black folks wouldn’t riot in Manhattan @ 14:20 did not age well 😢

  • @shamsam4
    @shamsam4 3 роки тому +2

    This is such a good one.

  • @pjneethling26
    @pjneethling26 4 роки тому +16

    "Joe is magical" Joe Rogan talked about this with Kevin Hart on JRE.

  • @anduin1
    @anduin1 4 роки тому +12

    We miss you Patrice. And just like you said, Von ended up being a real dummy too.

    • @ZombryaTheDark
      @ZombryaTheDark 4 роки тому +2

      @EC Tron look up the Patrice O'Neal documentary. His gf Von fucked it all up

  • @psiphibrandonhare7120
    @psiphibrandonhare7120 2 роки тому +2

    @26:25 this is kind of interesting because I don't think they knew but the new bills that they were talking about at least back then came out in 1996...five years before 9/11 so the bills that they were folding actually didn't look that way 6-10 years prior to when 9/11 happened, they had different designs before they redesigned them in 1996. Also go back to look up the progression of folded bills from 10 to 20 to 50 and 100 and it will actually kind of freak you out, shows the progression of the towers collapsing.

  • @dagongshow
    @dagongshow 10 років тому +2

    Too bad VideO&A didn't make a visual version. This was great.

  • @rickDArula
    @rickDArula 2 роки тому

    The best part is when they hang up on the free mason caller with a gun shot lmao.
    " ohhhb shit. !"

  • @toh6261
    @toh6261 3 роки тому +3

    Man, remember when O&A were on top, Patrice was alive, Louie wasn't crucified for being a sad lil perv, Rogan had hair, and Kevin Smith wasn't a complete disgrace...?
    Far Better Times.

    • @merfymac
      @merfymac 3 роки тому +1

      Louis isn't a sad perv. Rogan never had hair. Kevin Smith meh. The rest i agree with you on

    • @kristoamadeus4441
      @kristoamadeus4441 2 роки тому +1

      @@merfymac Louie us a perv too 5 comedian but he was being a creep

  • @i2su405
    @i2su405 2 роки тому +4

    i'm the biggest o and a fan but im 17 and its soooooooo hard to try and bring people around at my age group since nobody want to view a radio program with no visuals

    • @ImRileyMoore
      @ImRileyMoore 2 роки тому +2

      Tell them to put it on in the background while they game or do something.

    • @i2su405
      @i2su405 2 роки тому

      @@ImRileyMoore of course! That too

    • @kardo_6627
      @kardo_6627 7 місяців тому

      Have it in in your car when u pick up someone and don’t even mention it. Eventually they will laugh and inquire as to what’s playing.

  • @JackTonyMontorrence
    @JackTonyMontorrence 10 років тому +15

    Quiet Opie bomb at 29:30.

  • @hermestrismegistus9603
    @hermestrismegistus9603 7 років тому +7

    Patrice is 100% right on the powers that be. Can't say it on air without company men coming down your throat but its 100% true

  • @justinhendricks7374
    @justinhendricks7374 6 років тому +5

    a tricky, red-headed mexican

  • @l3a4c1m
    @l3a4c1m 4 роки тому +8

    @1:45:45 a sense of things to come?

  • @callanhutchison1871
    @callanhutchison1871 10 років тому +6

    tensile steel!

  • @Nazlito
    @Nazlito 2 роки тому +1

    43:10 what a killer line from the great louie

  • @brocktonma.1816
    @brocktonma.1816 Рік тому

    Opie is the sinkhole of humor. Damn.

  • @chazzmccconnell2191
    @chazzmccconnell2191 5 років тому

    What a great episode this is

  • @Kenshin11212
    @Kenshin11212 11 років тому +1

    I know O&A used to have an audience in during their shows. Do they still do that? If so, how does one get in on it? If not, then when and why did they stop? I used to listen to the boys back in the NEW days. Stopped when they were fired and moved to XM. Then I listened to them again for a few months in 2005 when my then cable provider had XM for free. Then I switched cable providers and lost my access to the show. And now I've only just started listening to them again in December 2012.

    • @TheDiegoinhoops
      @TheDiegoinhoops 11 років тому +1

      na they dont have the audience on the show now, they often complain the studio is too small compared to the older one,so thats probably why

    • @chrispennington722
      @chrispennington722 11 років тому

      they still do

  • @kennykash6089
    @kennykash6089 2 роки тому

    That might have been the ultimate drop the mic moment in human history.

  • @JacksCrotch
    @JacksCrotch 10 років тому +3

    "Does a Chinese guy come out of the closet and try and kill you randomly?" OMG the Patrice reference to the pink panther just made me howl!!!

  • @hulkangry5546
    @hulkangry5546 3 роки тому +2

    It's not paranoia it's preparedness.

  • @deanpointon41
    @deanpointon41 3 роки тому +4

    1:45:45 listen to what Louis says, I think they call that "foreshadowing"

  • @andrescipres2603
    @andrescipres2603 6 років тому +2

    "IT'S MO..I DON'T KNOW" HE KNEW. R.I.P. PATRICE

  • @TheSpear
    @TheSpear 4 роки тому +1

    the late great patrice oneal never lived to see a riot in new york.

  • @mmehrinfar
    @mmehrinfar 4 роки тому +2

    Rest In Peace O’Neal

  • @yannoka5812
    @yannoka5812 9 років тому +10

    1:02:20 awesome Louie

  • @MadDawg420
    @MadDawg420 8 років тому +30

    Opie thinks its clever to pronounce birthday like "birffday" every single time he says it.

    • @Michele1ELL
      @Michele1ELL 8 років тому +10

      such douchechills. he's done it plenty of times

    • @ghost3337
      @ghost3337 8 років тому +1

      nah it just went over your head.

    • @ghost3337
      @ghost3337 8 років тому +1

      Diane Smith lol

    • @awsometomable
      @awsometomable 7 років тому

      I Like it

    • @OFFICIAL863JLS
      @OFFICIAL863JLS 5 років тому +1

      The masta. Fawk yeahh

  • @Nick.random
    @Nick.random 3 роки тому +2

    1:45:53 Louie predicted his own future

  • @Frandaman84
    @Frandaman84 10 років тому +14

    why didnt patrice and luis have there own show? they would've been millionaires after like 3 years

    • @starmanda88
      @starmanda88 10 років тому +10

      Patrice made an attempt at a show with Sirius XM radio as did bill burr and many others but the offer given to them was so incredibly low and insulting they walked away. Sirius xm is a terrible company.

    • @chazzmccconnell2191
      @chazzmccconnell2191 5 років тому

      God that's the smartest thing I ever read you're totally right they should have made a podcast

  • @christopherwilson7698
    @christopherwilson7698 4 роки тому +2

    God Please Bring Back Patrice.Please

  • @tedthecommenter5364
    @tedthecommenter5364 6 років тому +6

    38:29 "Darren Hanganigga"

  • @JayJ-b6l
    @JayJ-b6l Рік тому +2

    Fuck, I miss when Patrice was alive and Ant was funny.

  • @4Everlast
    @4Everlast 4 роки тому +1

    1:40 onwards phenomenal xD

  • @murtaugh1761
    @murtaugh1761 2 роки тому +2

    I’ve said this a million times, but god damn, why did have to lose Patrice… damn you fudge covered oreos!!!

  • @kenspearsy7954
    @kenspearsy7954 2 роки тому +3

    Hello O'Neal

  • @remylucai
    @remylucai 3 роки тому +7

    Dismissive Louis CK is hilarious.

  • @aweha
    @aweha 7 років тому +1

    Best cast ever

  • @eskid6516
    @eskid6516 4 роки тому +1

    Patrice knew before we knew !

  • @BigKevinSports
    @BigKevinSports 9 місяців тому

    Don't be alarmed, ladies and gentlemen. Those chains are made of chrome steel!

  • @alexbromfield4162
    @alexbromfield4162 6 років тому +9

    Pretty rich, in retrospect, Louie telling Patrice to "control himself."

  • @difficultbastard
    @difficultbastard 4 роки тому +1

    1:53:50 I fucking loved it when Ashley Madison got hacked, and all those cheaters shat themselves over being exposed.

  • @JoshAdamsFTIM
    @JoshAdamsFTIM 10 років тому +3

    Patrice at 1:40:00!

  • @jamesnoble3502
    @jamesnoble3502 Рік тому

    What trial were they talking about in the beginning?