Opie & Anthony - Patrice On Charlie Sheen's Roast

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  • Patrice talks about the Charlie Sheen Roast, Workaholics, talking to William Shatner and the future. Kevin Smith and Dr. Michio Kaku call in. (9/23/11)

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  • @russBwright
    @russBwright 4 роки тому +180

    I’ve listened to 50 hours of Patrice O’Neal in the past month, and I still can’t get enough

    • @Monchan-l6h
      @Monchan-l6h 4 роки тому +2

      Your picture looks like a teenage derosa

    • @Rake3577
      @Rake3577 3 роки тому

      @@Monchan-l6h more like a teenage Andy Dick

    • @alexharrigan9810
      @alexharrigan9810 3 роки тому +7

      He will teach you more about people and life than anybody you will ever listen too!!! Much respect bro

    • @TheFeliciakelley
      @TheFeliciakelley 2 роки тому +1

      Me either!!!
      I will never forget him!!!

    • @russBwright
      @russBwright 2 роки тому +3

      I love you all

  • @serfcity1
    @serfcity1 9 років тому +544

    He died two months later. Hard to believe. Heart breaking that he is gone.

    • @Frandaman84
      @Frandaman84 7 років тому +48

      shatner said that patrice knew he was gonna die..

    • @DdDd-gd1rr
      @DdDd-gd1rr 7 років тому +23

      You can hear he sounds tired and sick here.

    • @heroblok6
      @heroblok6 6 років тому +33

      Frandaman84 explains why he got teary eyed from talking to shatner

    • @PreacherJenkins
      @PreacherJenkins 6 років тому +33

      Yeah he was in poor health for a while. He mentioned the toll his body was taking a couple times on O & A.

    • @chrisaltobelli
      @chrisaltobelli 5 років тому +13

      Gone but not forgotten

  • @user-dt6lj2sb4k
    @user-dt6lj2sb4k 4 роки тому +84

    I kinda like that patrice went out on his shield. His last test as a comic, 3 day notice on a roast of a huge celebrity, and he took over.

    • @yootangclan
      @yootangclan 4 роки тому +16

      yeah he went out like a fucking King.

    • @tupd
      @tupd 4 роки тому

      @Pat Fry and yet here you are.

    • @SuperGoatGazer
      @SuperGoatGazer 6 місяців тому +3

      I can’t believe his delivery, it’s like he’s not even doing comedy….he’s just doing Patrice 😂
      When Shattner said “you’re just telling it like it is” really highlighted Patrice’s appeal

  • @clarabellen
    @clarabellen 9 років тому +251

    "Norton is just a living bowl of grits with no butter on it. No salt. No nothin'." lmao!

    • @logicalconceptofficial
      @logicalconceptofficial 3 роки тому +8

      Norton insults are always fun aren’t they

    • @okiedouk
      @okiedouk 3 роки тому +3

      Lord help him.

    • @hughjanus5093
      @hughjanus5093 2 роки тому

      Norton’s shaped like any container you pour him in

    • @dirtytacos89
      @dirtytacos89 2 роки тому +5

      “ a washed up sea turtle with no shell.”
      Lmao. I can’t remember his name but his segment for Patrice’s roast is fucking killer. He would do cash cab?

    • @TeknoTrades
      @TeknoTrades 6 місяців тому

      Ben Bailey@@dirtytacos89

  • @fredztuhh
    @fredztuhh 7 років тому +166

    Still go and listen to these old patrice podcasts, RIP King Patrice

  • @antichavista82
    @antichavista82 3 роки тому +27

    Listen to you and miss you every single day, Lumumba. Thanks for the laughs and the wisdom. You were the GOAT!

  • @guitarsANDcars39
    @guitarsANDcars39 5 років тому +368

    I need to go back in time and save Patrice.

    • @NewWesthiphop
      @NewWesthiphop 5 років тому +47

      This is an unrated comment. Make a go GoFundMe to build this time machine.

    • @jarradlavoie
      @jarradlavoie 4 роки тому +20

      I believe in u, make it happen. Bring back Farley and Beluschi too please

    • @Anfubvinch
      @Anfubvinch 4 роки тому +24

      Stop him from feeding himself to death?

    • @ADZ1LL4
      @ADZ1LL4 4 роки тому +21

      SlowMoRob no
      stop the homeland insecurity agent
      From injecting
      Pure purple kool aids
      Into his diabetic azz

    • @kaminskitj
      @kaminskitj 4 роки тому

      NewWesthiphop hi jvjbjbj bjñjvbbbjm makes bucks but jnot just becomes nbjj

  • @greendaleforever
    @greendaleforever Рік тому +11

    I was naive and never heard of Patrice, but MAN am I glad he did that roast because it opened the doorway to discovering one of my favorite comedians of all-time! The way he used a Hanna Barbera joke on Seth was brilliant...next level

  • @deadlegs187
    @deadlegs187 7 років тому +101

    I remember watching this with my friends, and Patrice stole the show and was killing the room. It felt like he was about to break worldwide. R.I.P big man. hope that Plano case they buried you in is comfortable

    • @chrisleonard5608
      @chrisleonard5608 5 років тому +7

      He was cremated but funny

    • @SloppyJoe1100
      @SloppyJoe1100 4 роки тому +20

      @@chrisleonard5608 and he said he wanted to be cremated because he didn't want to be anyone's gasoline XD

  • @mrouncervideos2905
    @mrouncervideos2905 9 місяців тому +2

    You will never be forgotten, Patrice! You are the most underrated comic in history and the funniest. R.I.P.. 12-22-23

  • @thomasredden4263
    @thomasredden4263 2 роки тому +25

    The losses of Patrice and Greg Giraldo both were the two hardest losses to accept for me in comedy. They were SO. Unbelievably. Talented. Genuinely so much left in the tank and I would give anything to hear Patrice’s take on the modern world. He was literally blowing up as he passed away. The same for Greg. He was unbelievably talented and so well prepared. He just couldn’t beat his demons and both of them couldn’t stand the game they were forced to play and it had them so deeply pushed into their vices that they ended up killing them. I would give one of my lungs to hear a Patrice, Jim Norton, Greg giraldo and Bill burr podcast. Even just one 5 hour episode. I’d listen to it every week. I really do miss them.

    • @davidperez5089
      @davidperez5089 Рік тому +3

      Very nicely put. It Is a crying shame, norm and Phil Hartman too. RIP

    • @TherealNBAhead
      @TherealNBAhead Рік тому

      Truth

    • @bose1962
      @bose1962 5 місяців тому

      I’ll put Gilbert in there also

  • @JustinLB82
    @JustinLB82 9 років тому +278

    Jimmy Norton's not even an exact Jimmy Norton.
    "You look like an unfinished clone" - Colin Quinn to Jimmy Norton

    • @jrsmith3344
      @jrsmith3344 8 років тому +23

      Hahaha! Colin Quinn is a great roaster! Whether you're a Stern fan or not, search him on the Artie Lange roast, he fuckin shreds it

    • @StrangeCoincidence
      @StrangeCoincidence 7 років тому +1

      still makes me laugh all these years later

    • @richardf9112
      @richardf9112 6 років тому +6

      Holy fuck what a great line lol

    • @lt.finglefubledingler1972
      @lt.finglefubledingler1972 6 років тому +25

      Justin Bradford that's a bob Kelly quote not Colin Quinn.

    • @frankwhite7878
      @frankwhite7878 6 років тому +6

      Lt. Finglefuble Dingler yup it’s bobby kelly, funniest line he’s ever had

  • @cflores1889
    @cflores1889 9 років тому +64

    I'm really glad I watched Platoon like 5 times in a row a few years ago, Patrice refrences it a lot.

    • @MrDawnRise
      @MrDawnRise 9 років тому +16

      +James Tucker Apocalypse Now gives it a run

    • @GentlemanBystander
      @GentlemanBystander 9 років тому +7

      You're both wrong, it's Hamburger Hill

    • @25Quarters
      @25Quarters 8 років тому +6

      +James Tucker FULL METAL JACKET

    • @tuanjim799
      @tuanjim799 6 років тому +4

      Apocalypse Now, Full Metal Jacket and Platoon are not just three of the greatest Vietnam movies ever made, but three of the best movies ever made, period. As supplementary material, I would recommend anyone who is a fan of those films watch the Vietnam documentary called Hearts and Minds. It goes in deep to the root causes of the conflict, and shows factually why it was completely fucked-up, unnecessary bloodshed on America's part.

    • @seamac206
      @seamac206 6 років тому +2

      Casualties of War is the best

  • @nickrod9393
    @nickrod9393 2 роки тому +48

    This dude predicted events nobody paid attention to. Dude tells the future.

    • @Veteran0831
      @Veteran0831 Рік тому +3

      Facts Nick. They are even more important today than they were then.

    • @fightymcirish2932
      @fightymcirish2932 Рік тому +2

      Example? I love Patrice and relisten to this stuff often but besides him joking about his diabetes I can't think of any examples of him predicting shit

    • @Lucky_513
      @Lucky_513 Рік тому

      @Fighty McIrish if I had to guess he was referring to the bit about workaholics where he talks about everybody acting detached from the situation to seem cool and unobtainable when it's usually just a mechanism to hide anxiety and not have any meaningful input to the conversation

    • @tobia.1281
      @tobia.1281 Рік тому

      His understanding of humans was undeniable - he’s truly the most insightful person

    • @tobia.1281
      @tobia.1281 Рік тому +8

      @@fightymcirish2932 he foretold the attack on what it is to be a masculine man, he saw the attack on free speech coming a mile off, comedians being censored because their jokes would be deliberately taken out of context and demonised as hate speech, he was one of the first to openly speak on hate speech…I could go on with countless more examples but I’ll conclude with this last example - he has a bit in Elephant in the Room where he says men and women working together is like Grizzly Bears and Salmon working together - Jordan Peterson is right now challenging the exact same BS - and asking why women are allowed to wear sexual signifiers in the workplace

  • @nicholaswojton8258
    @nicholaswojton8258 4 роки тому +81

    Patrice Oneal was the biggest loss to comedy that I can remember. Robin Williams had dementia so his passing seemed merciful. Patrice had a ton of life left in him. Such a shame.

    • @rutgerhauser2377
      @rutgerhauser2377 3 роки тому +5

      Not really a alot of life left in him. He made a joke that "40 years for black people is like 100 for white people" lol.

    • @nicholaswojton8258
      @nicholaswojton8258 3 роки тому +3

      @@rutgerhauser2377 very solid point. Lolol

    • @alexgall8785
      @alexgall8785 3 роки тому +2

      Robin William death was merciful ? He killed himself it wasn't some random death and this is coming from someone who didn't really like any of Robin's stuff except his HBO special.

    • @isorokudono
      @isorokudono 3 роки тому +7

      Norm died two days ago. His favorite comic. Patrice.

    • @trip4923
      @trip4923 2 роки тому +2

      Lmao can we stop pretending Patrice was victim of an untimely death?
      He was told years before he was dying that he was going to die and waited til 6 months of life left to start eating a salad.
      Love the guy but he quite literally slowly killed himself in front of his friends and family.
      If he was still alive, he'd probably have a moderately successful podcast after having out out MAYBE 1 or 2 more specials over the course of about 10 years.

  • @DontTreadOnUsBlog
    @DontTreadOnUsBlog 9 років тому +77

    I love Norton talking to Kaku... I laugh hysterically every time he pauses after "Hi it's Jim Norton again"

    • @borrisg4972
      @borrisg4972 4 роки тому +7

      "AAAHHHH!!! I NEVER MET YOU BEFORE 7 TIMES!!"

    • @Marmalade_Sally
      @Marmalade_Sally 4 роки тому +3

      @@borrisg4972 "I'M AFRAID OF YOUR GESTURES OF FRIENDLINESS!"

    • @madmartian2
      @madmartian2 4 роки тому

      😆 He's such a shithead.

  • @antwankumiaa7329
    @antwankumiaa7329 2 роки тому +7

    Jim: I’m terrified that no one wants my photo
    Patrice: ….no one does
    Lmaoooo

  • @WilliamBrandonLeopardhtliven
    @WilliamBrandonLeopardhtliven 7 років тому +71

    Joe from family guy in the wheel chair lmfao

  • @zerothehero123
    @zerothehero123 3 роки тому +45

    "The closer we get to god, the closer we get to death." - Patrice O'neal

    • @MrTee12
      @MrTee12 3 роки тому +4

      Physical death.... But Eternal Life trumps that

    • @trip4923
      @trip4923 2 роки тому

      This is actually a Kurt Cobain quote. Patrice wouldn't say anything this cringey.

    • @joe_higachi
      @joe_higachi 2 роки тому

      That’s not what he said

    • @RaytardtheUntrainable
      @RaytardtheUntrainable Рік тому

      @@trip4923Patrice said multiple times that he liked Nirvana. Maybe he quoted Kurt cobain

  • @TheImmortalLowlife
    @TheImmortalLowlife 4 роки тому +14

    After coming back and listening to this after all these years, you can tell this is Patrice at his absolutely fucking most brilliant

  • @coltencurlin45
    @coltencurlin45 3 роки тому +15

    Patrice would be a mega star rn in today's cancel culture. The amount of outrage over his material and philosophies would have only made him bigger.

    • @VonteXP
      @VonteXP 2 роки тому +4

      He kinda still is

  • @johnlawton4598
    @johnlawton4598 5 років тому +18

    craziest/ truest comment by Patrice "you come in the room and there is plastic on the ground...are you guys really trying to destroy my career by allowing Anthony Jesilnik to be famous??"

  • @blickluke
    @blickluke 9 років тому +72

    5:23 "you've got aids" PATRICE CALLED IT ALL THE WAY BACK IN '11!!

    • @masmotors
      @masmotors 9 років тому +7

      Tsss how bout his pecka just needs some tiger blood or sumthing

    • @uzieric1
      @uzieric1 8 років тому +6

      +Brain Phelps yeah not to mention it was public that he fucked hookers on the reg.

  • @molink3123
    @molink3123 7 місяців тому +1

    William shatner really understood the seriousness of it because as you get older you know how serious health proboems are. He was about 80 years old and knew how health works, while Patrice was half his age at 40 but Patrice lived with a “no apologies” lifestyle which is why he died so young but lived a “no apologies”lifestyle. Which made him legendary, while also being the reason why he died so young. RIP a young legend"

  • @f1aziz
    @f1aziz 7 років тому +5

    Oh man, Patrice said something so profound about nature and humanity, in the guise of comedy. Respect.

  • @haitianmaniac74
    @haitianmaniac74 3 роки тому +8

    The conversations these guys had are still relevant till this present day.

  • @davidmatheny398
    @davidmatheny398 5 років тому +15

    Patrice was calling taxation is theft back in 2014. Patrice is truly ahead of its time.

    • @baptismking7314
      @baptismking7314 5 років тому +4

      2011 not 2014, he died in 2011

    • @jarradlavoie
      @jarradlavoie 4 роки тому +15

      Uhmm people been saying taxation is theft for decades bro. He's right but he definitely didn't pioneer that ideology

    • @georgehornsby6882
      @georgehornsby6882 4 роки тому +1

      @@jarradlavoie u stoopid

    • @yootangclan
      @yootangclan 4 роки тому +2

      that's probably what got him killed.

    • @russellm1883
      @russellm1883 3 роки тому +1

      Somebody has to pay to take care of all the losers and bums in this country

  • @RighteouzBoy
    @RighteouzBoy 3 роки тому +8

    We need Patrice’s take more than ever now

  • @lithium23
    @lithium23 10 років тому +107

    man i wish Patrice did more roasts...

    • @EmXtraMoney
      @EmXtraMoney 10 років тому +10

      His roast was beautiful. Not your typical one liner shits.

    • @thetruebause3122
      @thetruebause3122 9 років тому +4

      He's roasting now...

    • @Heroicchampionundergod
      @Heroicchampionundergod 9 років тому +2

      TheTRUE BAUSE Too soon man

    • @thetruebause3122
      @thetruebause3122 9 років тому +7

      Fuck it we're all dead in less than 100 years anyway. it's a lot more freeing when you don't care what's said about you and no one cares what's said about them (as long as it's a frivolous joke and not a defaming, life ruining statement like a false rape allegation or false child abuse allegation or something)

    • @MrBoomable
      @MrBoomable 9 років тому +2

      TheTRUE BAUSE i think he would of laghed

  • @itzajdmting
    @itzajdmting Рік тому +3

    Patrice killed that roast. Clever as fuck man. RIP Big Man. I'm still learning from you years down the line.

  • @lewisgibbens9918
    @lewisgibbens9918 3 роки тому +5

    It’s amazing every Patrice appearance he says something(s) that is still true/ becomes true today

  • @andrewmccormack5084
    @andrewmccormack5084 6 років тому +69

    ahh the time when the world thought a "powered down" phone wouldnt be able to be accessed by intelligence agencies

    • @joejosa8985
      @joejosa8985 4 роки тому +2

      I use airplane mode as much as i can for the radiation.

    • @julianfrederick9082
      @julianfrederick9082 3 роки тому +1

      @@joejosa8985 hey turn your Bluetooth off whenever you’re not using it

    • @joejosa8985
      @joejosa8985 3 роки тому

      @@julianfrederick9082 why? So they don’t listen or something else?
      I’ve had people piggyback my Bluetooth before.

    • @julianfrederick9082
      @julianfrederick9082 3 роки тому

      @@joejosa8985 no it’s because it lets out the majority of the radiation

    • @joejosa8985
      @joejosa8985 3 роки тому

      @@julianfrederick9082 so I shouldn’t be using Bluetooth AirPods. Just wired headphones in general?

  • @tomweickmann6414
    @tomweickmann6414 3 роки тому +10

    Listening to this April 2021.
    How I wish we could teleport these guys especially Patrice to present day.
    A lot of stuff here world leaders need to hear.

  • @XmXFLUXmX2
    @XmXFLUXmX2 10 років тому +20

    Woah guys, future Jimmy is here, he has all of the answers.

  • @youknowwhatithink
    @youknowwhatithink 5 років тому +12

    To go back in time you would need negative energy....
    Jim Norton: So Patrice is a time travel vessel???
    I’ll never stop laughing at that

    • @kobe24OBCity
      @kobe24OBCity 5 років тому +1

      Didn’t get a big laugh unfortunately

  • @hughjanus5093
    @hughjanus5093 2 роки тому +9

    I would’ve loved to see a 50 year old Patrice now on TRT and into powerlifting

  • @mattmurray517
    @mattmurray517 4 роки тому +13

    That William Shatner story was fantastic

  • @Slassh69x
    @Slassh69x 7 років тому +13

    I love Ant's off the cuff "Aliens" references. If you listen closely he throws out quotes every chance he gets whenever the conversation goes that way.... Dude is hilarious.

    • @yootangclan
      @yootangclan 4 роки тому

      and him and Patrice were the ultimate combo. i could listen to them two all day and not get bored.

  • @dweezler
    @dweezler 5 років тому +13

    One of Patrice's best appearances ever.

  • @ianipoo
    @ianipoo 7 років тому +10

    "Everything can be manipulated because everything is chemicals. We are just chemicals, so if you take certain chemicals and combine them with other chemicals, you get a different chemical reaction leading to an entirely same replica of you. Because the chemicals of you in both yous are in 2 different universes, there will be multi lives of chemicals in different worlds. Chemicals"
    -Jim Norton
    Patrice O'Neal is so fucking smart.
    Opie is the Brian Redban of O&A

  • @tuanjim799
    @tuanjim799 6 років тому +22

    Man, the whole thing about Shatner and his wife connecting with Patrice and sharing those intimate, sad moments with him, all three of them realizing that Patrice didn't have very long, and crying together... holy fuck, if that image doesn't make your eyes well up with tears, you are not human! lol What a monumental loss it is that Patrice passed away so young. RIP man, wherever/whatever you are now, whether it's just stardust or worm food or some kind of spirit. You are so very missed.

    • @pearlharbour3300
      @pearlharbour3300 4 роки тому +3

      what are you talking about? the convrsation wasent how much time patrice had left..wtf you think they could see his future and read his palm...talk about listening to a story then embelishing it to suit what your brain is telling you.

    • @tuanjim799
      @tuanjim799 4 роки тому

      @@pearlharbour3300
      lol uh sorry to upset you so much with my comment...

    • @xtrabaad2595
      @xtrabaad2595 3 місяці тому +1

      Yeah he broke out a nuclear weapon for this reply. Jeez! Reminds me of "Mean Jimmy" segments on O&A

  • @andrewm9620
    @andrewm9620 3 роки тому +14

    Patrice's deadpan response to Chip at 35:08 absolutely killed me

    • @sca8217
      @sca8217 2 роки тому +2

      Had Patrice ever engaged with any of Jimmy's characters over the years? I cannot think of any instance.

    • @dadoodfrumcheers.
      @dadoodfrumcheers. Рік тому +1

      @@sca8217I’m late to this , so you could’ve heard it by now or maybe even lost interest. But Patrice acknowledges chip, by name even , when Norton is trying to get Jennifer Lopez’s signature . Beautiful moment that happens too quick

  • @patrickquinn5939
    @patrickquinn5939 2 роки тому +7

    glad he shit on the workaholics guys 😂

  • @apat2756
    @apat2756 9 років тому +28

    I think it's cute how enchanted Jim is by pop-science and pop-scientists.

    • @MarcoBoneMan
      @MarcoBoneMan 4 роки тому +5

      And celebrities in general

    • @trip4923
      @trip4923 2 роки тому +1

      You'd blow Kaku given the chance.
      "Can I get a selfie with you, Meecha?"

  • @alext5497
    @alext5497 4 роки тому +24

    Hearing Jimmy Norton talk about science gave me a brain tumor

    • @MrTwon1610
      @MrTwon1610 4 роки тому +4

      Futurist Jim is an ass

  • @hello93617
    @hello93617 3 роки тому +25

    Patrice O'neal so accuratly describes 2020 and 2021, it's hard to believe he died years ago.

    • @AnthonyHernandez-je1tx
      @AnthonyHernandez-je1tx 2 роки тому +2

      Comedy from 10 years ago is still accurate because not much has changed

    • @VashTheDamnFiend
      @VashTheDamnFiend 2 роки тому +5

      @@AnthonyHernandez-je1tx what? A shitload has changed since 2012

    • @williambarringer6513
      @williambarringer6513 Рік тому

      @@VashTheDamnFiendI wouldn’t say “changed” I’d say more like regressed it’s all so predictable, sure in hindsight he looks like Nostradamus to the normies but he’s just saying things that aren’t “mainstream” thinking, he gets an A for originality because what he’s saying relates to today but he had more access to the script he was a writer for wwf, if you know the end goals of course you’ll seem like you’re predicting the future

  • @davebinladenjr.6800
    @davebinladenjr.6800 10 років тому +13

    Love the Patrice stuff, Mr. hoorah ur doing a good job

  • @walkwitmeg7761
    @walkwitmeg7761 2 роки тому +5

    No disease day on the Charlie Sheen Roast. Makes sense now.

  • @alexjones3556
    @alexjones3556 3 роки тому +7

    Just saw a 60 minutes interview with Shatner talking about how he suffered from extreme loneliness for years.
    Cancer may not know it's cancer but loneliness can smell loneliness.
    R.I.P Mr. P

  • @nickeyparadise1
    @nickeyparadise1 6 років тому +9

    Patrice was on top his game...I could see his brain working during his set.

  • @garretgarland7838
    @garretgarland7838 4 роки тому +8

    “Roasters included Big Bird from Sesame Street.” LMAFO

  • @joshv4982
    @joshv4982 4 роки тому +6

    The Charlie Sheen Roast was the first time I saw Patrice...RIP 😩

  • @ericm3327
    @ericm3327 6 років тому +7

    When norton was talking about downloading who you are as a person he touched on something really deep, and Patrice was 100% right.
    You can copy every little thing that makes you who you are. But a copy will never be YOU. You will keep living then die, and your copy will go through it’s own life... Soma

  • @robg1030
    @robg1030 2 роки тому +1

    I had to catch my breath when Ant as Captain Kirk said "He's on death's door"

  • @ednakrabapoly
    @ednakrabapoly 10 років тому +10

    Thanks for the uploads Hoo Dad.

    • @stdcall
      @stdcall 2 місяці тому

      damn, you've been around the block.

    • @ednakrabapoly
      @ednakrabapoly 2 місяці тому

      @@stdcall 10 years ago damn

  • @ZeroMass
    @ZeroMass 7 років тому +9

    "nature's gonna do something" -Patrice O'Neal
    lol.. that was good.

  • @-coop2911
    @-coop2911 3 роки тому +3

    Lolololol
    Jim “Look at your cellphones have they been used to”
    Patrice “Yes”
    Jim “How?”
    Convinced Patrice was at least a little psychic

  • @haviturway1000
    @haviturway1000 9 років тому +18

    I meant 1:00:00 in- listen to what big P said about what's REALLY 'going' on.'
    "In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act." (And can cost you dearly.)

    • @fuchgoog4643
      @fuchgoog4643 9 років тому +4

      Zareth Shahara Quit with the overblown profundity schtick...

    • @haviturway1000
      @haviturway1000 9 років тому +1

      *****
      How significantly insignificant. Here's my suggestion - you should learn to spell before you try directing what other (more intelligent) People do on the Internet, 'Fuck n' Goof.'
      Go back to your dictionary and learn some other 'big' words. Profundity and schtick shouldn't even be in the same sentence, dummy.
      One is either 'profound' or not. Schtick is what you just tried to do. Neither seem to be your strong suit.

  • @RedSkies30
    @RedSkies30 Рік тому +1

    RIP to the fuckin LEGEND Mr. Patrice Oneal...👏👏👏👏

  • @akim2442
    @akim2442 6 років тому +22

    This clips shows why people say Patrice Oneal was his own worst enemy. Dude gets the high profile, final spot at the biggest roast in Comedy Central history, and his entire thought process is one of paranoia and self-destruction. Why would the organizers of the roast intentionally tank their own show, just to destroy the career of somebody relatively unknown? If they wanted to make him unknown, they would have simply left him off the invite list.
    The Roast was clearly a good move for his career. Patrice himself says here that the it boosted his fame. Makes you wonder how many times he turned down other opportunities out of his insecurity and paranoia

    • @junjiito6298
      @junjiito6298 4 роки тому +7

      A Kim thank you! I love patrice but his paranoia killed him. He should have been famous from way back.

    • @KrisN-u6x
      @KrisN-u6x 10 місяців тому +2

      Patrice....was funnier than the business and he proved it. Also, he just gave a fuck about being great comics. Maybe the mindset he had is what it took. Because people loved him

  • @haviturway1000
    @haviturway1000 9 років тому +8

    1:00 in listen to Patrice - if 'someone' wanted to silence his uncommon common sense, then his common sènse comments from this point on, are reason enough. RIP BIG MAN. A true American hero.

    • @MiscellaneousDeadWhale
      @MiscellaneousDeadWhale 7 років тому +2

      Nobody needed to shut up patrice. His lifestyle habits mixed with his fear of vulnerability shut him up enough. I miss the guy.

  • @axeman6598
    @axeman6598 2 роки тому +1

    50 minutes in or so ,Patrice starts spitting the TRUTH. RIP.

  • @lithium23
    @lithium23 10 років тому +23

    24:40 opie,.. " if you like them fine.. i don't get it..." he just heard about them 10 seconds before that quote..

  • @MrBoogiemoney
    @MrBoogiemoney 3 роки тому +2

    Patrice- "Why couldn't you have been funny at the roast?"
    Anthony laughing uncomfortably lmao.

  • @Not-Ken-Molestina
    @Not-Ken-Molestina 3 місяці тому

    That's the longest I've heard Kevin go without crying

  • @jcmoney11111
    @jcmoney11111 2 роки тому +3

    Please tell me somewhere there is an uncut version of the entire Patrice segment of the roast.

  • @IIIDarkIII
    @IIIDarkIII Рік тому +2

    1:03:50 I never thought I would agree with Patrice on politics. Bravo

  • @fredztuhh
    @fredztuhh 3 роки тому +5

    Patrice, Jim and Ant. Name a better group of guys that can make any conversation the most interesting and hilarious thing you've heard

  • @jctheii
    @jctheii Рік тому +2

    1:04:28 caller doing Chip killed me🤣🤣

  • @JoeCnNd
    @JoeCnNd 3 роки тому +2

    When it was said patrice was knocking on deaths door during the Shatner story hit hard.

  • @NewWesthiphop
    @NewWesthiphop 5 років тому +11

    Hes gone but for some reason it feels like hes still here...😢😇🐏

  • @DylanReynoldsMusic
    @DylanReynoldsMusic 9 років тому +5

    "Your land is my land...." hahaha. Now that song suddenly makes so much sense!!! 51:00

  • @whatadollslife
    @whatadollslife 9 років тому +25

    came from the roast to here

  • @timvapid
    @timvapid 3 роки тому +10

    Kevin really killed the momentum every time he called

    • @VashTheDamnFiend
      @VashTheDamnFiend 2 роки тому +1

      The most boring O&A guest of all time. I skip through every time I hear his boring voice

  • @thursday0186
    @thursday0186 3 роки тому +13

    Everything they talk about 9 years ago, what they say is happening or going to happen...is coming to fruition right before our eyes. It’s not just that we’re sitting by and letting it/watching it happen....we actively vote to make it happen

  • @gavinblakeway
    @gavinblakeway 3 роки тому +6

    The part of him discussing his health with Shatner is so sad .

  • @Mean_Jean
    @Mean_Jean 8 років тому +45

    Now it makes sense, do you think Sheen wanted 'diseases' cut out because of his aids

  • @JS-ix6zt
    @JS-ix6zt 3 роки тому +1

    Holy shit the bit at 50:00 about the next move after al queda was prophetic for sure

  • @deidaramartinez847
    @deidaramartinez847 4 роки тому +10

    29:45 that little moment hit hard rn

  • @wolf7el356
    @wolf7el356 Рік тому +3

    Patrice really had very low self-esteem, people absolutely knew who he was at the roast. He for sure got a good round of applause.

  • @c7lee
    @c7lee 3 роки тому +10

    @50:00 Way ahead of his time...Patrice called the new terrorism from time

    • @VashTheDamnFiend
      @VashTheDamnFiend 2 роки тому +1

      That sound bite might be my favorite of all time from him just because it was such a revolutionary brilliant realization & breakthrough for race relations in this country.

  • @joelmartinez7439
    @joelmartinez7439 8 місяців тому

    Yo sway coming in at the end was so awesome lmao

  • @BuzzTheLobuz
    @BuzzTheLobuz 10 років тому +7

    This interstellar travel tax is killing me

    • @verynice126
      @verynice126 4 роки тому

      The cat who walks through walls

  • @Itsatumor
    @Itsatumor 7 років тому +6

    What was the caller saying @ 1:04:29 ?

  • @sunnyofabish7835
    @sunnyofabish7835 3 роки тому +3

    It's crazy how often O&A predict the future. Spot on speculation.

  • @stagglee1227
    @stagglee1227 3 роки тому +4

    1:04:11 Caller begins gearing up a "chip" moment and detroys Jimmy and brings the house down

  • @TheDayZCowboy90
    @TheDayZCowboy90 7 років тому +4

    Does anyone know where to find video of Patrice on the roast? The only one I could find n here was taken down

    • @nasis4474
      @nasis4474 7 років тому

      BlakeFreeman90 ... I think you can still find it with Portuguese subtitles on UA-cam... You just have to look hard enough.... unless that's the one you were talking about

    • @TheDayZCowboy90
      @TheDayZCowboy90 7 років тому

      pretty sure that's the one I was thinking of. I remember it having another language on it.

    • @stephanmiguel
      @stephanmiguel 6 років тому

      Comedy Central website

    • @drewinsur7321
      @drewinsur7321 4 роки тому

      Few weeks ago they released for free here on UA-cam, but its missing the most brutal jokes and a lot of shit is censored

  • @thebolbiggity
    @thebolbiggity 4 роки тому +2

    "The sun is the 5-inch dick of stars" 🤣🤣🤣 Norton's too much 1:25:00

  • @nickc5627
    @nickc5627 4 роки тому +3

    If only Patrice could see us now

  • @MHoppus69
    @MHoppus69 5 років тому +3

    I love how they have a 10 second experience with the guys from “Workaholics” and write them off based on that.

    • @russellm1883
      @russellm1883 3 роки тому +1

      I'm kinda here more or less
      Then f outta here mail boy

  • @turnupthesun81
    @turnupthesun81 2 роки тому +1

    The Patrice O’Neal/William Shatner story is the best.

  • @ShadowRulah
    @ShadowRulah 7 років тому +4

    I was just sitting here wondering why they would censor all the disease jokes and it just clicked that Charlie Sheen was diagnosed with HIV in 2011.

  • @JamesGalloway27
    @JamesGalloway27 4 роки тому +1

    thank you for including the "frozen face" strong reference material.

  • @Codiisright
    @Codiisright 3 роки тому +2

    1:07:57 great instincts, Opie. I swear he had to be the only person in the world who couldn't understand where Anthony was going to there.

  • @itstherevolution
    @itstherevolution 3 роки тому +3

    Fantastic episode. Also 1:46:59 never got old lol

  • @POPOFFONYOU
    @POPOFFONYOU 6 років тому +20

    It was no disease day at the roast wonder if that had to do with Charlie's HIV

  • @antonio8904100
    @antonio8904100 6 років тому +4

    Great episode!

  • @chrisperez2369
    @chrisperez2369 5 років тому +4

    Man they were on their game that day!

  • @ghostdog2041
    @ghostdog2041 7 років тому +11

    Patrice thinks that a smart phone game telling you to play it is bad? Sheeeeit! I was on the phone with a friend two days ago talking about how bad matt le blanc was in the lost in space movie. Guess what. Yesterday, it arrived on Netflix streaming!

  • @tukos7370
    @tukos7370 9 днів тому

    Opie derailed everything with that inane phonecall