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I’d like say I’m visiting this in honor of Patrice’s 12 year anniversary since he departed. But I’m happier yo say that I don’t have to visit because I listen to Patrice all year. RIP big man.
@@jamiewalsh9184 The laughter emoji really brought your point home. We all now know you laughed at your own statement and that it was apparently funny.
Opie said that Patrice jumps in when people are trying to laugh and he ruins everybody's laughter. Omfg. if that's not the pot calling the kettle of fat black man
Starting at 14:00 the Colin and Patrice it becomes what's the word....gold? classic? more than we deserve? Just so good. This elite, varsity-level ball-busting is so clutch. My God this can't even be replicated today, even on a podcast.
Patrice liked Opie. Now, Opie asked Nick Dipaulo why he wasn’t invited to a cookout of his and Nick said “because I wanted the 5 people I actually like in this world there”.
I'm too pissed off right now to put up with Dopie barreling over people, transitioning topics to quickly when they are clearly unfinished, repeating something that someone just said and taking credit, "LET'S GO TO THE PHONES", saying outrageous things hoping the audience finds him cool, etc. I'm gonna listen to a Nopie episode.
He is horrific. When I first stumbled upon O n A on accident, I always remembered scrolling through the comment sections and seeing 75 percent Opie bashing responses. It took me a little but once I began listening to them religiously and watching all of the Patrice episodes from start to finish, the comment sections made complete sense and didnt think they were trolling Opie like I had initially. He had to try and iustify his fat salary so he would throw himself into the fun and say look at me. He would constantly talk to fast and run out of breathe mid sentence and was just annoying to listen to most of the time. Every once in a awhile I would come across an episode where he was fine and actually had a decent line or setup. But god damn he must have been hard to work with
Patrice is so funny that when opie mentioned Jill burning her clothes and he said "she...she lit a fire?" Just imagining what went through his head at that moment made me laugh
"You chalky dead man." *10 minutes later* "I TOLD YOU, HE SLEEPS IN A COFFIN!" Now those are some top-tier white jokes 😆we shall never see his like again.
“I think I’m the only one that doesn’t do Colin Quinn impressions”. You don’t do any Opie!!! You do the best impression of a 3rd wheel on a date at a singles club. Not even sure what that meant but it’s not wrong. Fuckin hate Opie.
They hustled Anthony for the sisters trailer. Water dripping in the babies crib. Yeah right. Duct tape, cardboard, SOMETHING!!! Then of course she bangs one of the dudes she was texting. She was there to fleece him. Anthony Beta bucks. You cannot make this up. Anthony really needed to listen to Patrice's advice. But such a typical chain of events. She loved the lifestyle, that was her confusion when she said she wasn't sure she actually loved him. Right then, you don't have a handle on her emotions, she doesn't love you and the end. A bum with game can illicit superficial emotion and get "love".
Opie was being peak Opie here. This is probably one of the main episodes Jimmy and Anthony refer to when they talk about all the annoying shit Opie did.
@@Janzer_Andrew gate doesn’t dive into the day to day of relationships like Patrice does. Patrice gives guides on what to do in situations Tate doesn’t do that respectfully
Colin one of the few comedians who could keep up with or actually just out-funny Patrice
only Colin, Nick Di Paolo and Pat Cooper
Him shutting patrice down after the woman rant was hysterical
Patrice wasn't as funny as everyone thought.
59:24 - Opie: "and Patrice is allowing the laugh now which is good for everybody".
Has ever a man walked through life less aware of irony?
Lol, Opie has no self awareness
Hahha you're a wordsmith for that one.
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I was dumb forgot the login password. I love any tips you can offer me.
@Emmanuel Oscar instablaster ;)
Opie is awful he consistently kills the vibe
“Stop trying to find yourself, call your friends and we’ll find you for you” lmao 🤣
Pretty good advice though actually
I think we'd all kill to have a friend as honest and insightful as Patrice
@@evansgate He is half white fools.... smh
Lol Opie not invited to the cookout
Just leave it alone... leave it alone...
@@theflanman1986 ?
@@flatterswhite that's what Opie kept saying to Anthony when they had that big on air fight. That's all Opie kept saying was leave it alone.
@@BIGNOSEPOPPA no don't explain it, leave it alone......leave it alone.....
Leave it by it self.
@@khalifwriter.7765 lol
1:03:27 the start of Patrice’s laugh under Anthony going off about his ex-mother in laws mouth always kills me
She was not his ex mother in law, she was his girlfriend Melinda's mother.
That's exactly why I'm listening today
Right? I'm dead.
17:21 "Stop finding yourself. Call your friends, and we'll find you for you."
Damn, man.
I’d like say I’m visiting this in honor of Patrice’s 12 year anniversary since he departed. But I’m happier yo say that I don’t have to visit because I listen to Patrice all year. RIP big man.
Who are you?
@@birkhedt9368he's one of the weirdos who opie used to take calls from. Who leaves cringy comments that would make patrice turn in his grave 😂
@@jamiewalsh9184 The laughter emoji really brought your point home. We all now know you laughed at your own statement and that it was apparently funny.
@@WaldoBagelTopper good one 🤣
He is half white fools.... smh
Dude once again thanks for these fucking uploads man. You're such a good dude for doing this. Literally documenting history.
language!
"A happy man equals a happy relationship." Patrice Oneal.
Seeing right through the game.
Happy woman equals miserable man. 🤣🤣🤣
46:00 Colin's authentic laugh at Patrice's realism 😂
Opie said that Patrice jumps in when people are trying to laugh and he ruins everybody's laughter. Omfg. if that's not the pot calling the kettle of fat black man
Elijah Schlesinger lol you don’t know how to use that expression
@@joshuaking-lambert7540 probably because Patrice is funny
Steer that comedy ship right into an iceberg.
@Jon Snow you know nothing Jon Snow
came to the comments to find this
Dam these are great every couple years I'll hit em up on throwback Thursday
1:05:38 great line by Colin, calling Anthony « the king of white trash »😂
"He's the Candy Czar, The Candy Czar doesn't have to get up early. He collects at night"
I hate to have an occasional Opie gem go unnoticed.
11:49
Patrice Walks In
Very thankful for this comment as I found it just as Sam started talking
@@belizetourism1218 same lol smh
THANK YOU lol!
"Yo this is how we do it; what a gentleman. " Dude I fucking LOVE Colin Quinn.
"WHERE MUH' BENEFITS!?"
No one cares
55:48 Lets go to the phones right when Patrice is doing a bit
Or. "We gotta take a break...." Or. "We gotta get outta here soon"
yeah for some reason whenever he has to take a piss while a great conversion is happening...he has to cut it..to take a piss..
@@michaelpipkin9942 "well it's not gonna get any better than that"
He’s been doing it since he was 18, he knows what he’s doing, period!!! 🤣🤣🤣
That was a smart move
40:35 “she burned..she lit a *fire* ?!” One of my favorite Patrice deliveries lol
Starting at 14:00 the Colin and Patrice it becomes what's the word....gold? classic? more than we deserve? Just so good. This elite, varsity-level ball-busting is so clutch. My God this can't even be replicated today, even on a podcast.
The best
Thank you. Sitting through literally anything with the missing link Sam Roberts is torture
Two greatest comedians in the room, but of course: "we gonna hit the phones..."
The phone calls led to that hilarious therapy with his ex thing by Anthony
Steering the ship
Right in the middle of a riff....
Dopie
LEAVE IT ALONE!
ill give opie this, he was the only one that repeatedly told the now late great patrice oneal, to write a book.
Too bad Von published it and called it hers.
@@rydz656 Oh sick. You knew Patrice?
I’m not just gonna play possum and forgot about Dre 😂😂😂😂 27:10 Jesus Christ Colin Quinn is fucking hilarious
1:15:44 Colin Quinn in reservoir dogs
51:25 the nerve of Opie to say someone "won't allow the laughter" and then goes right to the phones.
“Your people have really done it this time” hahahahahaha
18:31 lol I had to timestamp this so I could hear it again
“What we want is a void filling relationship.” Jesus Christ I’ve never thought about that it that way. Kind of true tbh
3:32 to skip sams atrocious voice
Thank you
I think Sam is pretty decent, but that bit was awful.
Jay Mohr's CQ impression is incredible
1:15:40
@@romariomejia5396 thanks hero
the best duking it out with the best. this is gold.
I love that Patrice didn't invite Opie, you know that was on purpose.
Yes, although it always seemed Patrice actually really liked Opie and tried to include him
I know why. Everyone is about to eat dinner when "hold on, HOLD ON! Let's go back to thinking about breakfast for a second"
dont act like you knew patrice
Patrice: Alright lets start up the grill and make these burgers
Opie: HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON I GOT THE LUNCH! Lets make burgers!
Patrice liked Opie. Now, Opie asked Nick Dipaulo why he wasn’t invited to a cookout of his and Nick said “because I wanted the 5 people I actually like in this world there”.
"Ant's the king of white trash. He bought teeth and a trailer." Great line.
colin: "the one movie he's seen in the last 5 years…" haahahhahha.
This is like a cutscene from Hustle and Flow and I'm putting a stop to it now."
Comedy will never be allowed to be this funny again without everyone involved being cancelled
Seems every 25 years or so a Lenny Bruce type is required
Plenty of edgy podcasts around. Radio was never this funny before Opie and Anthony either, they were unique.
I'm too pissed off right now to put up with Dopie barreling over people, transitioning topics to quickly when they are clearly unfinished, repeating something that someone just said and taking credit, "LET'S GO TO THE PHONES", saying outrageous things hoping the audience finds him cool, etc. I'm gonna listen to a Nopie episode.
He is horrific. When I first stumbled upon O n A on accident, I always remembered scrolling through the comment sections and seeing 75 percent Opie bashing responses. It took me a little but once I began listening to them religiously and watching all of the Patrice episodes from start to finish, the comment sections made complete sense and didnt think they were trolling Opie like I had initially. He had to try and iustify his fat salary so he would throw himself into the fun and say look at me. He would constantly talk to fast and run out of breathe mid sentence and was just annoying to listen to most of the time. Every once in a awhile I would come across an episode where he was fine and actually had a decent line or setup. But god damn he must have been hard to work with
@@TheAjcarbo1224 200% im in the same boat. Almost exactly too a T.
Knock it off Spade listen to erocks vague movie idea
I love that Anthony is surprised that a much younger girl is only with him for his money.
58min 22 secs a top 5 CQ moment ever! ''Jeezus cut to the chase, nobody wants to hear your chronological order''!
How is prime time sam roberts not considered hack radio?
There is a dearth of alternatives
He tries to mask it with a semi ironic/hipster attitude I think
@@DutchComedian bingo
Hes doing it sarcastically
"She..sh..she burned..she lit a fire?!" -Patrice
I can imagine Patrices face as he said that
40:34
Dude when I heard that I was thinking "Patrice is so funny that just imagining what went through his head when he heard that made me laugh my ass off"
Patrice is so funny that when opie mentioned Jill burning her clothes and he said "she...she lit a fire?" Just imagining what went through his head at that moment made me laugh
Probably thinking back to when Lisa Left Eye Lopez burned her boyfriend's mansion down, during an argument.
"You chalky dead man."
*10 minutes later*
"I TOLD YOU, HE SLEEPS IN A COFFIN!"
Now those are some top-tier white jokes 😆we shall never see his like again.
26:38 saving this absolute zinger for future viewings 🤣
Damn..patrice breaking down antholini is magical....
Opie had a career in radio and he struggles with words that have G’s.
Scott Hartwig he must sound like big A when he try’s to say his own name
Futuretive, i mean Fugitive lol
Ironic how his own name begins and ends in G
@@relaxcombo123
Probably why he goes by "Opie"now. Lol.
Colin was on his game here... 60s numbers runner, mediocre summer marginal hit, fake 1960s psychologist 😂😂
CQ was a wolverine in his bitter phase between Tough Crowd and My Two Cents. So many timelessly funny moments
@@nocuh he was at his peak on the bobby and colin podcast... pure vitriol
@@giovannigomez1296 Yeah I replay the former #7 podcast every year. So many gems from 2 guys just stewing on the phone
These old ones are so good with Patrice/Colin and NO Sam!
Ellen Daly Garcia 1:00 not quite NO Sam
Fuck Sam
Why people hate sam so much?
@@nikscott6644 he's just painfully unfunny and uncharismatic. Really just weaseled his way to where he is.
Patrice never wrote the book but his story and legacy are that of any biblical phenomenon
"I think it was the last installment of the tooth money." LOL
7:51 - Opie shares his career advice.
44:33. .. Colin. Fine and dandy ? 😂
11:26
"And then after that, this"
And I'm like "what does that mean? You know?"
David’s face looks like it’s from the game “Guess Who” possibly even the one named ‘David’ 😂
_”Can you guess who, it’s Jewish guy!”_
Opie so naïve.
“I would have invited ANY OF MY FRIENDS!”
“You didn’t invite me,..”
Patrice: -_-
Ahahahahaha
@@steviestevenson6156 Who laughs at their own comment? Weirdo.
“We should get Sam in Here” - Opie... the 2 people O&A fans hate
Thanks for these!
CQ is king.
Sean Forbes Patrice O'Neal is the G.O.A.T.
Im only switching cuz it's GEICO 🚗
Agreed
@Vino and you’re only saying that cause you’re not
Opie is a baby
Patrice enters 11:50
As Chip Chipperson would say, "Yer a saint on Eart."
Thank you.
Thanks bruh
Opie voice is like a smoke alarm low on battery's, just interrupts all flow with an ear piercing noise.
Elijah.... if Patrice jumps in any conversation it can't be ruined
anthony needed that laptop back. For Reasons...
nsaxman91082 pedofilia reasons ...?
If it had pedophilia on it nicolini would have sold the story immediately lol
“I think I’m the only one that doesn’t do Colin Quinn impressions”. You don’t do any Opie!!! You do the best impression of a 3rd wheel on a date at a singles club. Not even sure what that meant but it’s not wrong. Fuckin hate Opie.
He's irrelevant at his best, you put it better, but that's my guess at what that meant.
Pyramid dust on his fingers!!!!!!
Greatest line ever. Also colin also saying Anthony looks like a Tunisian knife fighter..
😂😂😂😂
27:08 take your lumps and move on, im not just here to play possum.....maybe you forgot about me, forgot about dre - colin quinn
We're your friends, we'll help you find you for your Patrice oneal Haha one of my favorite quotes
"Tropical thunder" 🍍⛈️
19:18 Yao Ming was averaging 22 PTS and 11 RPG that year. Patrice knew nothing about basketball.
12:24
Colin: "Hes a real mhmhmmhmm"
😂😂
They hustled Anthony for the sisters trailer. Water dripping in the babies crib. Yeah right. Duct tape, cardboard, SOMETHING!!! Then of course she bangs one of the dudes she was texting. She was there to fleece him. Anthony Beta bucks. You cannot make this up. Anthony really needed to listen to Patrice's advice. But such a typical chain of events. She loved the lifestyle, that was her confusion when she said she wasn't sure she actually loved him. Right then, you don't have a handle on her emotions, she doesn't love you and the end. A bum with game can illicit superficial emotion and get "love".
"Fats Williams" lol
Opie talking about Patrice not allowing the laughs is the most hypocritical thing I’ve heard all week
Long live the uncrowned King
Opie was being peak Opie here. This is probably one of the main episodes Jimmy and Anthony refer to when they talk about all the annoying shit Opie did.
Jill in the thumbnail with Sardinian Jeff Foxworthy
16:20 Douche chill Magnum Opius
nOpie is pure Dunk
"My woman is in love with a fat mess. She hates the fact that she loves me"
So true.
Going down the rabbit hole of Opie and Anthony and every top comment is shitting on Opie lmao and they're all 101% correct
1:03:27 *WTF* *PATRICE* !?!?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I didnt notice that at first!!!!!
There should be a law where Couple therapist have a money back guarantee
Colin and Patrice have a 1st degree black belt in hanging out.
51:12 Jim's laugh lol
Tee hee
1:03:25
We can only imagine what this would have been as a podcast today. Rogan would have no chance
Guys I've heard this like 10 times. Can someone pin the part where Collin Calls Patrice a Gutless Fool🤣
18:30👊🏻
Can someone tell me who's holding the cup to the wall on the bottom right in the thumbnail ?
intern David…
@@lilgiltrill thank you
46:33 :((( I wish Patrice would have listened to his girl on this one specific issue
37:18 so tru it hurts me and I’m a dood oooof
42:45
23:53 Real talk from Patrice..
Patrice is spot on about women and relationships, great observations
Now andrew tate is following his lead
@@Janzer_ For all the women hating incels
@@Janzer_Andrew gate doesn’t dive into the day to day of relationships like Patrice does. Patrice gives guides on what to do in situations Tate doesn’t do that respectfully
@@Janzer_Patrice would rip into tate for his bullshit 100% tate isn't half the man patrice was.
1:05:39 Colin murdered Ant. Lmfao.
1:01:23 ants rant starts on his mother in law
Intern David?
55:42 seems like it wasn't even on purpose, guy was just too stupid to realise what was going on
This low key has one of the funniest things Opie’s ever said and it’s not even acknowledged.
26:30
18:30
If you wanna know why Patrice is The Funniest Man Ever?…@1:24:07 😂🤣😭🐐
11:55...
Patrice Finally Arrives
44:28 Colin kills me
Salute to Opie no more hate