I'm so old I read the rogue trader 'ere we go' ork book and I read of the dice rolls that gave ghazghkull all of his mods & created him. Back then, he was an example. I liked the 'battle for Armageddon' game too, ghazghkull gave plenty of boosts to any stack of orks he was with.
@@sixgunsymphony7408With the lion back and his new ability and gear he stomps Angron back into the abyss any time he wants. All the traitor primarchs suck. Such a waste. Some of the captain's nd stuff are fun.
If Vulkan could fight a planet of orks alone with his doom hammer, you know he's pissed. When imperial task force showed up and saw vulkan stoving in gargants....the few humans fighting near him on caldera would drop to the ground every time he swings his hammer protecting themselves from the blast wave.
@@Dragonologist The race the Orks are descended from, the Krork, were extremely smart and technologically advanced, with even more ruthlessness, rapid breeding and warp powers as the "modern day" Orks in the 40k universe. They were made to be the ultimate weapon, they adapt to the threat they are against, the reason they devolved from Krorks to Orcs is because they do not have the constant challange required to encourage that form. If the Orcs were threatened to the extent that they were when they were fighting the endless war against the Necrons then it is likely they will return to their Krork form, or a similar one.
If they’re dumb how come they can bring someone back from a gunshot wound to the skull without it significantly decreasing their intelligence? If we compare them to humans now we can’t even do that. We also aren’t able to produce spaceships that can traverse star systems. I’m just saying as a whole they’re pretty smart. They also intuitively grasp how their technology works from their genetics. We humans have to learn and build on previous knowledge while ork mekboyz are born with that knowledge. I just think if orks existed in the real world our species currently would rank below theirs as far as intelligence goes as a civilization.
Isn't that kinda Orks in a nutshell though? not necessarily numbers, but the way they work is just "I think I can I think I can." If enough orks "think they can" hard enough they can beat anything
Me wondering why in 2024 there isn't a World of WarCraft level MmORPG for 40k... it's probably the most indepth lore ever. I've never played a warhammer game in my life, but I'd do a mmo.
I just wanted to say how much I admire this channel. A lot of lorehammer people fuck up tons and misconstrue the lore with their own little homebrew ideas. I really apreciate how grounded your channel is with giving us the story as it is with even the narrator taking a backseat. You make videos focused on lore and lore alone and for anyone new to 40k I think youd be very important. Even leutin fucks up and makes up stuff all the time but you have a talent and focus that I really respect and I would recommend this channel over all others if people want 40k as it is written.
I mean the lore is literally designed for that. It's supposed to be all unreliable narration that you can add your own little homebrew ideas to. Like if you're talking about "as it is written" then you haven't read a lot of it, but it's deliberately contradictory and all told in first person from people who might not be getting it right.
E'z da biggest, E'z da meanest, and E'z da only onna da Orkz dat could lose a batt'le and still be in charge. 'E sees da fightz ta come, and iz gonna make da orkz da final winnas WAAAAGGGHHHHHHHHH
@@larryjohnson3585 as far as I’m aware, no. The chaos gods themselves seem to have a difficult time truly understanding what the WAAAAGHHH actually is…that’s just my thoughts. Orks being super difficult to corrupt kinda helps in this assumption
If you ever read Brutal Kunnin, which is peak 40k literature, told from the Orks perspective, the bois love traveling through the Warp, because it gives them someone other than eachother to fight. I always laugh to think of what would happen if a waagh accidentally spilled into the Warp.
Personally I feel like either Yarrick is still alive OR the Orks will end up reviving him somehow... or they make him their 3rd ork deity... Which he would be pissed about but would at least entertain Gork and Mork.
This story is top Dakka. The only ork who's survived enough battles to memorize past events with reflection, the ork who has not only learned and applied new things to his fight, but who is creating among his kind the one thing they lacked for thousands of years...history. In a blur of unfocused WAAAAAGH, finally new things are happening because of this greenest of green leaders. Ghazghkull Thraka is the tale of a messiah, and as the oral tradition of his race expands, however slowly, they will learn to record and remember through him.
He … should be … but there was a storyline about a group of Orks about 3 or 4 millennia prior who were even more developed and intelligent than Thrakka. The Imperium was so scared of them that they literally called them Primorks.
Edit: 8 millennia ago. The Primorks were the commanding officers who served the Beast during the War of the Beast. The Beast was an Ork who was even worse than them.
Guilleman and Ulthran are going to give in to pragmatism and join with Gazghkull to beat back Chaos and the Tyranids. The Eldar will give the humans access to the Webway, and maybe everyone will finally start making some progress. Or we don't live in a Disney film and everyone will continue killing eachother.
It doesn't say why or how he vanished during the fight...just that some thought it was THIS reason or THAT reason but it's no explained definitivly....
Just give to show just how much of a BAD ASS YARAK is if an orc like Gaz gul considers yarak his greatest enemy and actually respects him gose to show yarak knows how to dish out savage krumping not bad for an un orgmented old man lol
Thinkin about it, I guess there isn’t a limit if the conditions are right. Think about how strong and potentially massive the orcs Khorne watches fight for his entertainment. I’d say those dudes are some real savages!
@@voidofhope6259 the reason I ask recently rewatched helsreach recently and the warboss in that looked huge got me thinking how big can these guys actually get? I guess the sky's the limit if they grow on war lol
I don’t think there’s female astartes are there? Female custodes kind of makes sense imo, the custodes are meant to be perfect human warriors so it makes sense that a woman could be made into one. Astartes are meant to be disposable and it’s not worth the extra effort to make a woman into one
It is the shite of the new warhammer show or smth where they decided to add female astartes cuz of woke shit. But you know sisters of battle exists already. But ya know how the move business is nowadays.
@@tiberazur3it was a female custodian not female Astartes. Female Custodians actually do make sense. Honestly I’m kind of fucking pissed that the sweaty incels in our community basically tanked the show and now we’ll never get to see Cavil as a custodian
This double add, one right after the other, requiring 10 seconds instead or 5 and 2 clicks of skip is bullshit. You keep this up and people will unsubscribe.
So... I'm just gonna say this..
Commisar Yarrick is the first Orc Saint....
That one episode of Hammer and Bolter was featuring Yarrick was so funny
I like how the green-ness of Ghazghkull was mentioned of upmost import.
Race matters. Unironically.
😂😂,z
Orator was pretty laid back in tone on this one. Sounds like someone may have a soft spot for this xeno menace….
Lol
I'm so old I read the rogue trader 'ere we go' ork book and I read of the dice rolls that gave ghazghkull all of his mods & created him. Back then, he was an example. I liked the 'battle for Armageddon' game too, ghazghkull gave plenty of boosts to any stack of orks he was with.
You hear that, Angron? That's the sound of your doom approaching.
That is the sound of inevitability... Goodbye Mr Angronius
Angron sucks.
What really matters is that they extirpate the XII Legion.
Angron will just be a petty daemon lord without his legion.
@@sixgunsymphony7408With the lion back and his new ability and gear he stomps Angron back into the abyss any time he wants.
All the traitor primarchs suck. Such a waste. Some of the captain's nd stuff are fun.
If Vulkan could fight a planet of orks alone with his doom hammer, you know he's pissed. When imperial task force showed up and saw vulkan stoving in gargants....the few humans fighting near him on caldera would drop to the ground every time he swings his hammer protecting themselves from the blast wave.
“So I say once again today that this waaaagh will never surrender to the humies. Never” - Ghazghkull
It's like I'm watching BBC's Planet Earth but with WarHammer 40k.
Orks could be the literal gods if they weren't so dumb. Gotta love them. The best Boyz
Their dumbness gives them strength so maybe it's the opposite. They need to be dumber.
@@Dragonologist The race the Orks are descended from, the Krork, were extremely smart and technologically advanced, with even more ruthlessness, rapid breeding and warp powers as the "modern day" Orks in the 40k universe.
They were made to be the ultimate weapon, they adapt to the threat they are against, the reason they devolved from Krorks to Orcs is because they do not have the constant challange required to encourage that form.
If the Orcs were threatened to the extent that they were when they were fighting the endless war against the Necrons then it is likely they will return to their Krork form, or a similar one.
If they’re dumb how come they can bring someone back from a gunshot wound to the skull without it significantly decreasing their intelligence? If we compare them to humans now we can’t even do that. We also aren’t able to produce spaceships that can traverse star systems. I’m just saying as a whole they’re pretty smart. They also intuitively grasp how their technology works from their genetics. We humans have to learn and build on previous knowledge while ork mekboyz are born with that knowledge.
I just think if orks existed in the real world our species currently would rank below theirs as far as intelligence goes as a civilization.
Emperor help us if they ever paint a planet red.....
Oi…da Oomeys gots a red planet!
@@TheBriarWolf_😳_
@@KingLich451 😃
Rofl XD man that really wouldn't surprise me if they've tried
@@TheBriarWolfA red comet.
Summary: Whenever the enemies have a tactical or just numbers advantage the narrator just pulls out surprise orks that turn the tables.
Isn't that kinda Orks in a nutshell though? not necessarily numbers, but the way they work is just "I think I can I think I can." If enough orks "think they can" hard enough they can beat anything
"AND THEN a WAAAAAGH! hit the planet"
"Why, HOW?"
"To make things fun and interesting"
@@Jmross808 The changes they make are subtle. Its not a matter of "I think I'm the best" so the warp makes them the best fighter in the galaxy.
Mr. Emperor a second WAAAAAGH! just the Palace.
Good lord….5 MILLION SHIPS? That’s super crazy! I wonder were he went next?
Is he still alive?
iirc he's invading a fleet to get his grot back
This was awesome to listen to at work. Ty man
Orks I find a very intresting species. Created as a weapon, they are a bane to many species.
And they're the happiest species in the entire universe :))
Big Boy FrankenOrk, They only Ork that could bring the Green Skins together and start the Great Wagghhhh .... Ghazhkull Thraka.
He will turn into ancient ork
@@Jimmy-p9nKrok?
Orks da best.
ORKS ARE LIKE AN ONION WE HAVE LAYERS
FOIGHTIN, SKRAPPIN, WARRIN, FOIGHTIN,....AND OTHERZ. WAAAAGGGHHHHB
Yeah and you reproduce the same way 😂
@@wellhiyadude1 A foight is a foight, right?
Layers of WAAARGH
3 teeth and a new choppa
Lol
Me wondering why in 2024 there isn't a World of WarCraft level MmORPG for 40k... it's probably the most indepth lore ever. I've never played a warhammer game in my life, but I'd do a mmo.
Blizzard tried to use the Warhammer lore instead of World of Warcraft for their RTS and then MMORPG. Wargaming denied them the IP long ago.
I was glued to this until the very end. Ty.
I just wanted to say how much I admire this channel. A lot of lorehammer people fuck up tons and misconstrue the lore with their own little homebrew ideas. I really apreciate how grounded your channel is with giving us the story as it is with even the narrator taking a backseat. You make videos focused on lore and lore alone and for anyone new to 40k I think youd be very important. Even leutin fucks up and makes up stuff all the time but you have a talent and focus that I really respect and I would recommend this channel over all others if people want 40k as it is written.
I mean the lore is literally designed for that. It's supposed to be all unreliable narration that you can add your own little homebrew ideas to. Like if you're talking about "as it is written" then you haven't read a lot of it, but it's deliberately contradictory and all told in first person from people who might not be getting it right.
It is the unreliable narrator perspective you dislike, I see.
Too bad, it makes the whole setting that much more interesting.
E'z da biggest, E'z da meanest, and E'z da only onna da Orkz dat could lose a batt'le and still be in charge. 'E sees da fightz ta come, and iz gonna make da orkz da final winnas WAAAAGGGHHHHHHHHH
I’m just getting into 40k and Orks are by far my favorite faction
"and the space hulk literally became embued with the energies of the wauhhhhh" the way you said that made me laugh until i cried , im high af lol
Angron still running
I’d wager if the WAAAAAGHHHH ever got powerful enough, even chaos would be a bit concerned.
Waaaagghh is chaos isn't it?
@@larryjohnson3585 as far as I’m aware, no. The chaos gods themselves seem to have a difficult time truly understanding what the WAAAAGHHH actually is…that’s just my thoughts. Orks being super difficult to corrupt kinda helps in this assumption
@@larryjohnson3585managed democracy 😂
If you ever read Brutal Kunnin, which is peak 40k literature, told from the Orks perspective, the bois love traveling through the Warp, because it gives them someone other than eachother to fight. I always laugh to think of what would happen if a waagh accidentally spilled into the Warp.
My understanding is that it's basically a version of the Warp exclusive to Orks.
Humanity are orks we think I think therefore I am is a good quote
I love Ork videos
Personally I feel like either Yarrick is still alive OR the Orks will end up reviving him somehow... or they make him their 3rd ork deity... Which he would be pissed about but would at least entertain Gork and Mork.
Still not enough dakka.
Da Boyz got dem gitz
A strange ending of this podcast. Its cut
50:35 I though he was gonna say because the fumes from their idling buggy was building up and suffocating them lol
3:45 he said the thing!
MOAR DAKA!
I love how YT offers to attempt to translate your statement into English...lmao
@@papastormcrow it's obviously MOAR DAKA!
@@Mordikay211 I see that and agree wholeheartedly....no such thing as too much dakka!
Not a single Gene stealer
Mephiston would take care of this critter in a heart beat.
Yarrick and Ghazghkull are like Batman and the Joker.
This story is top Dakka. The only ork who's survived enough battles to memorize past events with reflection, the ork who has not only learned and applied new things to his fight, but who is creating among his kind the one thing they lacked for thousands of years...history. In a blur of unfocused WAAAAAGH, finally new things are happening because of this greenest of green leaders. Ghazghkull Thraka is the tale of a messiah, and as the oral tradition of his race expands, however slowly, they will learn to record and remember through him.
the voice, I can't
Good enemies iz ard to find
So... Ghazghkull Thraka is the equivalent of a Primarch for the orks??
He … should be … but there was a storyline about a group of Orks about 3 or 4 millennia prior who were even more developed and intelligent than Thrakka. The Imperium was so scared of them that they literally called them Primorks.
Edit: 8 millennia ago. The Primorks were the commanding officers who served the Beast during the War of the Beast.
The Beast was an Ork who was even worse than them.
Not really he's just a big ass work that had the biggest wah of any other
I can't wait for the fight between him and angron
Guilleman and Ulthran are going to give in to pragmatism and join with Gazghkull to beat back Chaos and the Tyranids. The Eldar will give the humans access to the Webway, and maybe everyone will finally start making some progress. Or we don't live in a Disney film and everyone will continue killing eachother.
Well made video thanks for sharing
Thank you very much. I was watching this in one time from start to end. Awesome stories. I want to thank you very, very much for your work.
That was awesome!
Quote the Ork: “ooo bother”
"King kong aint git shhnot on me"
Armageddon is ullanor BTW the red robes lied asd save it for further study.
It doesn't say why or how he vanished during the fight...just that some thought it was THIS reason or THAT reason but it's no explained definitivly....
Wouldn't it be cool if they are all in our universe
Orcs don't die, they leave spores and multiply
Gaz might be evolving into a crork Wouldnt that be fun.
nids? humies ? bwaha ha bring dem on
So, after Ulanor, did they think they had eradicated the orks, or was it just that they had broken their power base?
LOL, Brilliant orc video
Oh you think your fast? Let's foot race then 😂 14:34
More Orks than Tyranids? Sounds unlikely.
Cant be killed? What is he Superman stuck inside of the sun again?
Good old Maggie :>
awesome, german audiotrack
Yarrick is Gangz
Just give to show just how much of a BAD ASS YARAK is if an orc like Gaz gul considers yarak his greatest enemy and actually respects him gose to show yarak knows how to dish out savage krumping not bad for an un orgmented old man lol
Why do none of these videos work in full screen or did UA-cam screw that up too?
Has anyone written a story of Gaz and angron yet?
yeah on reddit which is where all the angron and gaz stuff comes from, they have never been mentioned in the same sentence in canon lore.
@@DanielDem87 it's crazy I found someone with a few gav stories and he's a appy ogrin when he's killing xenos for the emperor
I believe Orks will win 40k
u gotha be mean and green
How do you fight a race that has all cheat codes activated ?
Gork > Mork
Orks
That is Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka how dare you shorten HIS name?
How big can a warboss get?
Thinkin about it, I guess there isn’t a limit if the conditions are right. Think about how strong and potentially massive the orcs Khorne watches fight for his entertainment. I’d say those dudes are some real savages!
@@voidofhope6259 the reason I ask recently rewatched helsreach recently and the warboss in that looked huge got me thinking how big can these guys actually get? I guess the sky's the limit if they grow on war lol
💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻
Zug Zug 😊
Now that there are female Custodes and Astartes, bet they could bore him to death.
I don’t think there’s female astartes are there? Female custodes kind of makes sense imo, the custodes are meant to be perfect human warriors so it makes sense that a woman could be made into one. Astartes are meant to be disposable and it’s not worth the extra effort to make a woman into one
It is the shite of the new warhammer show or smth where they decided to add female astartes cuz of woke shit.
But you know sisters of battle exists already.
But ya know how the move business is nowadays.
@@tiberazur3it was a female custodian not female Astartes. Female Custodians actually do make sense. Honestly I’m kind of fucking pissed that the sweaty incels in our community basically tanked the show and now we’ll never get to see Cavil as a custodian
@@yungcartel3783 its the eternal curse of the fandom
....which, to tell the truth, was always a bit unfocused....😂
Species not race
😊
Waaaaaaagh
This double add, one right after the other, requiring 10 seconds instead or 5 and 2 clicks of skip is bullshit.
You keep this up and people will unsubscribe.
its native youtube add, never placed a double add specially
1st world problems are so horrific, aren’t they 🙄
1st world problems are so horrific, aren’t they 🙄
I subbed to spite your comment.
@jaykay5838 disliked to spite yours, and he didn't deserve that. You did that to him, hope you're happy with yourself.
Great video!