People Who Committed The Dumbest Fails Of All Time

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  • The internet is full of fails, especially dumb ones on social media. Here's a compilation of the most hilariously embarrassing fails, from the dumbest people online ever!
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  • @jessicalypso8839
    @jessicalypso8839 2 роки тому +123

    5:42
    Cop: "Is your truck stuck?"
    Truckdriver: "No. I'm delivering a bridge."

  • @rbnzpf2774
    @rbnzpf2774 4 роки тому +834

    "You´re going to get salmonella" - "I don´t think so,this is chicken not salmon" - Absolutely made my day xd

    • @justsomenessiewithinternet53
      @justsomenessiewithinternet53 4 роки тому +46

      Humans are so dumb, but they are sometimes funny, too.

    • @rbnzpf2774
      @rbnzpf2774 4 роки тому +15

      @@justsomenessiewithinternet53 yeah, but this kind of answer Works only in english cuz in German salmon means "Lachs" but i stilled laughed my ass off to this one xd

    • @greminboye
      @greminboye 4 роки тому +9

      Rbn Zpf so it would be chickenella

    • @S_Phoenix-059
      @S_Phoenix-059 4 роки тому +20

      I guess some people don't know that salmonella is unrelated to consuming salmon

    • @SuperPeterok
      @SuperPeterok 4 роки тому +7

      The lasagna daughter thing was what got me.

  • @hellobye6364
    @hellobye6364 4 роки тому +255

    9:00 I thought that was salsa too 😂

    • @boeyzhang8565
      @boeyzhang8565 4 роки тому +2

      @That One Spinel Fan Named Juleka #JustMonika #CaseClosed #KimbaTheWhiteLion

    • @Foozuu
      @Foozuu 4 роки тому +2

      @@boeyzhang8565 wut

    • @rooksanarh9774
      @rooksanarh9774 4 роки тому +2

      @That One Spinel Fan Named Juleka
      hh

    • @Averse07
      @Averse07 3 роки тому +2

      Me too

    • @dudezgamez550
      @dudezgamez550 3 роки тому +1

      relatable

  • @Davidgbball13
    @Davidgbball13 4 роки тому +113

    The guy trying to activate the calculator had a cell phone in his pocket. Got to love people.

  • @melissalove2463
    @melissalove2463 4 роки тому +137

    “ You can even see the sadness in those footprints!” 💕😂🤣😂💕

  • @Mii4210
    @Mii4210 5 років тому +321

    “That lasagna looks crisp.”
    “That’s my daughter.”
    BROOOOO, BROOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @dsdfdsd9535
    @dsdfdsd9535 4 роки тому +18

    lmao the one with the phone case blocking the camera is relatable. i put money in the back of my case and i was trying to take photos and wondering why the camera wasnt loading 😂

  • @amandahazleton9457
    @amandahazleton9457 4 роки тому +22

    2:58 Legend has it he is still stuck there to this day

  • @ptrinch
    @ptrinch 6 років тому +625

    "Honey, be careful coming home, I heard on the radio that someone is driving the wrong way down the highway."
    "What do you mean 'someone'. THEY ALL ARE!!!"

    • @agent475816
      @agent475816 6 років тому +10

      rofl😂😂😂

    • @TheSokarin
      @TheSokarin 6 років тому +10

      Clever

    • @bveracka
      @bveracka 6 років тому +13

      That's one of the oldest jokes in the book! 'Still funny though 👍

    • @Victoria-og6hh
      @Victoria-og6hh 6 років тому

      Hahaha😂😂😂

    • @RamsesTheFourth
      @RamsesTheFourth 6 років тому

      That happens once or twice per year over here :)

  • @kaijandu8619
    @kaijandu8619 5 років тому +1963

    Apparently starbucks actually spell names wrong on purpose for people to post on social media giving Starbuck free advertising

    • @cindy846
      @cindy846 5 років тому +69

      Wouldn't surprise me

    • @pretzelstick320
      @pretzelstick320 5 років тому +28

      K goes wild no, we just don’t care, and we don’t have time to get it right.

    • @natashianelson3164
      @natashianelson3164 5 років тому +46

      my aunt autumn once got her name spelled fall, yep you heard me or well read my comment anyways. *slow clap* way to go starbucks, way to go

    • @thecipher8495
      @thecipher8495 5 років тому +6

      @@natashianelson3164 ohh noice wanna go on a date tho?

    • @mattatk92
      @mattatk92 5 років тому +3

      @@thecipher8495 lmao

  • @miura25yearsago52
    @miura25yearsago52 4 роки тому +160

    *Love his one liner jokes it goes well with his voice.* 🤣

  • @MachetesAreFun
    @MachetesAreFun 4 роки тому +14

    I was laughing my ass off at "it's is my life" before I even noticed "Jon Bovi"

  • @HayLeesHomeMade
    @HayLeesHomeMade 6 років тому +166

    As i person who works in food service, i can safely assume that Starbucks employees are purposely misspelling names for their own amusement, as food service ends up being soul crushing sometimes

    • @Abbenxena
      @Abbenxena 6 років тому

      I read some confessions on Whisper of people that work at coffee shops, apparently they are trained to misspell names at Starbucks

    • @jamesfuller9332
      @jamesfuller9332 6 років тому +1

      or ask for any name. I've had people say "Godzilla" or "Optimus Prime" and I write it that way

    • @arekkrol9758
      @arekkrol9758 6 років тому +1

      any job in a store is soul crushing, ever worked in groccery store? same shit everywhere where you have to deal with customers

    • @SuperfanGirl86
      @SuperfanGirl86 6 років тому

      Starbucks employees are actually trained to misspell names. They get introuble if they dont and even fired. You have to ask them to not misspell it

    • @katsu6880
      @katsu6880 5 років тому +3

      Starbucks is basically promoting themselves because they know people are going to post it on social media and others will see if they misspell their names as well. If you thhibk about it's bringing them money so Its a genius plan.

  • @GetYourBeaks
    @GetYourBeaks 6 років тому +332

    "An escalator can never be broken, it can only become stairs" - Mitch Hedburg

    • @sadjoysplode
      @sadjoysplode 6 років тому +1

      True that XD

    • @warailawildrunner5300
      @warailawildrunner5300 6 років тому +15

      Depends on the maintenance being done. They're not very useful as stairs if they're missing some of the treads

    • @aranseanziegler1421
      @aranseanziegler1421 6 років тому +1

      Sad, but true lol

    • @DamonBooker_djBlkout
      @DamonBooker_djBlkout 6 років тому +11

      Or you get to the top and fall through and are never seen again while desperately giving your child to the people watching you disappear through the hole at the top of the escalator....Real talk.....

    • @jefflyons1224
      @jefflyons1224 6 років тому

      precisely

  • @zjuvergaur
    @zjuvergaur 4 роки тому +37

    Lost it at "Mark with a C" 😂👍👍

    • @MystianPrincess
      @MystianPrincess 3 роки тому

      I have spelt the name Clint in all capital letters before and it came out wrong when I accidentally put L and I too close together.

    • @royaldavid2773
      @royaldavid2773 2 роки тому

      They do that on purpose cause when you take a pic and post it many people can see it and its like free sponsor think of this would you hire a dum cashier they do it on purpose 😑

  • @Beefeater911
    @Beefeater911 4 роки тому +75

    The Bon Jovi one has a third typo - “it’s is...”

    • @blytzoharchived5728
      @blytzoharchived5728 3 роки тому +3

      no shit sherlock

    • @Beefeater911
      @Beefeater911 3 роки тому +2

      @@blytzoharchived5728 go fuck yourself.

    • @NoNameO7
      @NoNameO7 3 роки тому +1

      @@Beefeater911 your triggered because your in this video? Nothing new.

    • @Beefeater911
      @Beefeater911 3 роки тому +5

      @@NoNameO7 were you trying to spell “you’re?”

    • @Beefeater911
      @Beefeater911 3 роки тому +4

      @@NoNameO7 Because you misspelled it twice in your 5th grader statement.

  • @skythorpe0846
    @skythorpe0846 5 років тому +415

    8:46 , that man is smart. The back of the cap is protecting his neck form sunburn and the cardboard for his face...

    • @LadyxSkyy
      @LadyxSkyy 5 років тому +10

      Just have to say 1)BRILLIANT NAME 2) Brilliant minds!

    • @arpsichord7474
      @arpsichord7474 4 роки тому +5

      nice try but did you see the shadows? no? well the sun was not where the hat was covering so no your wrong.

    • @LadyxSkyy
      @LadyxSkyy 4 роки тому +14

      @@arpsichord7474 Sorry Boss, but one thing you forget to calculate....at what time was this video shot? He may have done this when the sun WAS in such a place that warranted his doing so. Again, just because its on the internet doesnt mean all the facts are there. We could both be wrong, or right, until we find and ask him though......Blessings.

    • @arpsichord7474
      @arpsichord7474 4 роки тому

      @@LadyxSkyy it is clearly on the image he knew where the sun was but im not going to argue.

    • @SeizureSalad
      @SeizureSalad 4 роки тому

      realize that there is a shadow on the visor?

  • @DarkonXBL
    @DarkonXBL 5 років тому +86

    *"It's is my life"*
    -Jon Bovi

    • @livimoruela4173
      @livimoruela4173 3 роки тому +2

      The guy trying to activate the calculator had a cell phone in his pocket. Got to love people.

    • @queenieella5151
      @queenieella5151 3 роки тому

      @@livimoruela4173 you just copied that from someone else's comment

    • @jeanne7629
      @jeanne7629 2 роки тому

      @@queenieella5151 you just copied that from someone else's comment

    • @queenieella5151
      @queenieella5151 2 роки тому

      @@jeanne7629 what the hell do you mean? Now u just copied my reply

    • @jeanne7629
      @jeanne7629 2 роки тому +1

      @@queenieella5151 i copied your copied your comment, what's wrong with that?

  • @emmapeel-rice4059
    @emmapeel-rice4059 3 роки тому +9

    4:30 is one of the biggest reasons I don't like using my phone in public or turn the screen brightness right down so I can hardly see my own screen, imagine someone sat/stood behind you videoing any passwords you enter into your phone, especially phone passwords or a banking password etc.

  • @kademorrison531
    @kademorrison531 5 років тому +30

    Came to the comments looking for something about him saying “Deers” but apparently we’re just gonna let it slide.. 🤣

  • @islaz9194
    @islaz9194 5 років тому +168

    My dad got his name spelled bratt when his name was brett

    • @yoimoya
      @yoimoya 5 років тому

      Gillian Collisson OML.

    • @kjy2302
      @kjy2302 5 років тому +1

      K

    • @commentcopbadge6665
      @commentcopbadge6665 5 років тому +3

      So? That's a mistake that makes sense. They sound almost identical. It's not like getting "All of her" when your name is "Oliver".

    • @blackshadow8694
      @blackshadow8694 5 років тому +1

      I do the same to my friend😂

    • @ghostderazgriz
      @ghostderazgriz 5 років тому

      So what's his name now?

  • @AskenAnything
    @AskenAnything 5 років тому +49

    9:13 Best part. Thanks for the Tip. Hahaha.

    • @NastyAngel
      @NastyAngel 3 роки тому +1

      wtf look like you are meaning sex

  • @noahlani6480
    @noahlani6480 4 роки тому +5

    1:52 Lmao, once my aunty held up to me a piece of chocolate smelling soap, and me, a 6 year old thought it was chocolate. So I took a bite, the soap factory workers felt so bad they actually bought me chocolate and payed for that stupid fake chocolate bar. Lmao I still think about it to this day

  • @CuddleFish124
    @CuddleFish124 4 роки тому +5

    I’m sorry but the pen-meets-jeans one and the sandwich stuck in the vending machine had me wheezing 🤣🤣🤣

  • @randyhill2514
    @randyhill2514 6 років тому +117

    used to work at a Levi outlet. had a guy come in and ask me if we sold jeans. I waited for his punch line only to be met with a serious looking stare back at me so I casually pointed behind him at the LITERALLY dozen racks of jeans and said..."behold"

    • @jefflyons1224
      @jefflyons1224 6 років тому +5

      nice one

    • @Ssxpphire
      @Ssxpphire 5 років тому +1

      Randy Hill 😂😂😂😂 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

    • @IronHorse1722
      @IronHorse1722 5 років тому +6

      Surely, the opportunity to say no, you only give them away in exchange for modern currency, is an opportunity you may never experience again, and may forever regret so long as you get on with the lame leftovers of what could have been a life? Oh the shame.

    • @chincemagnet
      @chincemagnet 5 років тому +1

      Lol, nice

    • @_leetealix_8419
      @_leetealix_8419 5 років тому +1

      Randy Hill 😂

  • @JoshuaBwelcomesu
    @JoshuaBwelcomesu 6 років тому +971

    That guy trapped in the elevator looked *pissed*.

  • @sarahlovee4229
    @sarahlovee4229 Рік тому +7

    I never saw the resemblance but like 20 years ago, my family visited Japan. Tons of people stopped just to take photos with my brother thinking he was Leo DiCaprio or Matt Damon
    We stopped trying to correct people after a while and just went with it. It was a hilarious situation to me

  • @BakkerfeelingAdventures
    @BakkerfeelingAdventures Рік тому +2

    Watching these people makes you feel a lot smarter right away. And as long as they keep at it, we get free entertainment. And for that, we're thankful. But really, some people are so dumb that you'll BE AMAZED! 😂😂

  • @capuletrose4819
    @capuletrose4819 5 років тому +234

    To be fair that does look like salsa at first glance lol

    • @esmegigigenevievesqualor2262
      @esmegigigenevievesqualor2262 5 років тому

      CapuletRose *does

    • @brebwinner9484
      @brebwinner9484 5 років тому

      yeah i honestly thought it was on purpose

    • @mr.anonymous3158
      @mr.anonymous3158 5 років тому +6

      That teachers handwriting is terrible

    • @sorrynotsorryforbeingbias318
      @sorrynotsorryforbeingbias318 5 років тому +1

      And why make it 59 and not just 60

    • @ghostderazgriz
      @ghostderazgriz 5 років тому

      Yea but at the same time any student who gets a test back would probably deduce that anything written at the top of a test in bright red ink is likely a score for the test.

  • @LyricalMiracle1
    @LyricalMiracle1 5 років тому +140

    9:01 he’s not dumb because he got all of them correct at a 59/59 😂
    pls subscribe to meh

    • @katybug6572
      @katybug6572 4 роки тому +12

      Lol ikr and it does look like salsa!

    • @Foolish_Spoon
      @Foolish_Spoon 4 роки тому +5

      The teacher is at fault here!

    • @javafloof
      @javafloof 4 роки тому +5

      Lmao it looks like a kindergartner spelt salsa

    • @ningastuti.78
      @ningastuti.78 4 роки тому +1

      Iol🤣😂

    • @hood3rs627
      @hood3rs627 4 роки тому +2

      Lol right when I red 59/59 the guy litrally said 59/59 XD

  • @eciesz
    @eciesz 3 роки тому +4

    Love how fast this one goes.
    Finally, a channel that gets me.

  • @craftyfish0
    @craftyfish0 4 роки тому +4

    3:53 I still can not wrap my head around this.
    EDIT: 4:16 🤣🤣🤣

  • @icommandyew8221
    @icommandyew8221 5 років тому +69

    5:17 that should be on "yOu hAd oNe joB"

  • @kojima3194
    @kojima3194 5 років тому +13

    1:26 legends say he still regretted that

  • @datguy1569
    @datguy1569 3 роки тому +26

    This narrator voice along with the little side jokes are priceless winner of the smartest dumb person award.😁

  • @deepee918
    @deepee918 4 роки тому +9

    "That lasagna looks crisp"
    "That's my daughter"
    Funniest part of the whole damn internet!

  • @krissmgvlogs
    @krissmgvlogs 6 років тому +548

    What is amazing is the narrator spoke for over 11 minutes without taking a single breathe!

    • @Buttermommy
      @Buttermommy 5 років тому +13

      Thats obviously not a joke. people don't just "joke" about something so retarded. They only joke about something when its obvious it's a joke. You don't need to be so desperate to act like you're better than someone.

    • @doop1005
      @doop1005 5 років тому +24

      @@Buttermommy salty boi

    • @Buttermommy
      @Buttermommy 5 років тому +10

      "salty"? youtube isnt a game of cod with screaming 11 years olds similar to you.

    • @wolv3sarecool943
      @wolv3sarecool943 5 років тому +11

      r/woosh why do people say that

    • @Buttermommy
      @Buttermommy 5 років тому +4

      How do you not know what r/ means? look it up. Are you that dense that one you dont know it but do fucking dumb you can't even look it up?

  • @petalpotionsart
    @petalpotionsart 5 років тому +24

    This was honestly probably the funniest video i've seen on this channel so far

    • @pinkbanana9669
      @pinkbanana9669 5 років тому

      if you enjoy this type of humor, you're probably rarted

    • @petalpotionsart
      @petalpotionsart 5 років тому +1

      @@pinkbanana9669 Yeah, sure, i'm definitely rarted.

  • @WMCandy_11
    @WMCandy_11 3 роки тому +3

    "So, who did it better?"
    Made me laugh.

  • @user-cn4se7ui6j
    @user-cn4se7ui6j 3 роки тому +4

    The baby photo one made me laugh so hard

  • @tristanz4235
    @tristanz4235 5 років тому +54

    6:58 The c word at bottom right

  • @mybutthasteeth1347
    @mybutthasteeth1347 6 років тому +375

    I once knew a girl who thought Africa was inside China. No joke.

    • @TubeNotMe
      @TubeNotMe 6 років тому +28

      Reminds me of when I was in a high school history class and we were talking about the Nile river, and how it flowed north to the Mediterranean. A girl said that couldn't be right! Why not? we all asked. She said, Everybody knows water flows downhill, but look at the globe -- it would have to flow UP to go toward the Mediterranean. (mass facepalms)

    • @_epic_dyslexic_
      @_epic_dyslexic_ 6 років тому +8

      SGT Mango
      Wow. Wonder how many continents she thought there was. I admit as a little kid I thought Salem and Transylvania were in PA. Yep, I was scared of a state because too much bad shit happened there and neither of those places are even in PA! ,😂

    • @aranseanziegler1421
      @aranseanziegler1421 6 років тому +7

      It is, isn't it? (sarcasm)

    • @janrdoh
      @janrdoh 6 років тому +7

      Don't worry the ex president of South Africa thinks all other continents would fit inside South Africa. Not the reason he is ex.

    • @adriennecarrasco37
      @adriennecarrasco37 6 років тому +2

      My sister thought that LAKE Tahoe in California was the ocean because it has beaches. Lake Tahoe can't be a lake because it has beaches.

  • @Thxt_One_Fpe_Fan
    @Thxt_One_Fpe_Fan 5 місяців тому +1

    "Nothing like cracking open a cold pair of shoes with the boys" That made me die laughing XD

  • @el_Miguel_
    @el_Miguel_ 4 роки тому +10

    I once wemt to starbucks with my friend, we litterally ordered the same drink at the same time. I litterally had to wait at least 5 minutes longer than him. Like Wtf?!?

  • @Nor1998_
    @Nor1998_ 5 років тому +12

    Nice to know there are people like this out there.
    Anytime I think my life sucks.
    I just think of them.

  • @RookcandyExoterix
    @RookcandyExoterix 5 років тому +18

    Hello Starbucks workers, I am your new spelling teacher, Mrs Dracioana!

  • @katybug6572
    @katybug6572 4 роки тому +3

    I love the ‘Friends’ memes in between! lolz A Very funny vid. . Glad ppl will always continue to do stupid things so we will surely always be entertained.. keep ‘em comin!! 😂😉👍🏻✌🏻💜

  • @dejamesola
    @dejamesola 4 роки тому +2

    The guy with the baseball cap, seemingly turned the hat around to avoid the sun beating on his neck and the card board protected his face?!?!👌👍

  • @Complex_assault
    @Complex_assault 5 років тому +8

    COP:This is a one way street.
    Old Man: I KNOW I'M ONLY GOING ONE WAY

    • @bindovi8599
      @bindovi8599 5 років тому

      Quit reusing f*cking road jokes

  • @itsmoggintime
    @itsmoggintime 5 років тому +68

    The guy who put his shoes in the fridge is actually kinda smart
    Too hot outside?
    Worried that feet will be boiling out there?
    Just put your shoes in the fridge!
    Hell, put your entire outfit in there!

    • @rey4874
      @rey4874 5 років тому

      Lol

    • @bobbiusshadow6985
      @bobbiusshadow6985 5 років тому +2

      @@vanessarillo9324 I actually do that when it's too hot in the restaurant's kitchen.. I take my breaks in the meat locker

    • @lukemurphy7yearsago513
      @lukemurphy7yearsago513 5 років тому

      You could say your outfit is fresh.
      Ok I’ll show myself out

    • @GrassPossum
      @GrassPossum 4 роки тому +1

      Why not just move in there?

    • @jonathangabriel8568
      @jonathangabriel8568 4 роки тому +1

      @@bobbiusshadow6985 Thats Brilliant 👌👌👌👌

  • @MissBee13
    @MissBee13 Рік тому +1

    “It’s a baby, apparently “- delighted wombat noises. Honestly, I’m feeling for calculator man.

  • @SanveerRamterath
    @SanveerRamterath Рік тому +1

    The guy feeding the deer is not a idiot he just didn't know there's so many hungry deers out there.

  • @sarahbell8886
    @sarahbell8886 5 років тому +34

    The guy with the ball cap on backwards and the cardboard on his head makes sense to me.
    He was using the back of the hat to shield his head and the cardboard to shield his face. It would have been more uncomfortable and harder to keep should if the cardboard and have it in the right place.
    Also I don't think that the Marc, Starbucks was a fail, I think it was done on purpose to give the guy a laugh. He was being a smart ass and not a dumb ass

    • @beanxr930
      @beanxr930 5 років тому

      Sarah Bell that backwards cap is to shield his neck

    • @arpsichord7474
      @arpsichord7474 5 років тому

      not really. first off all stadiums have big tarp covers at their ends. second well just look at starbuck's TOS

    • @arpsichord7474
      @arpsichord7474 4 роки тому +2

      also adding to my comment the sun was in front of him not where you think it was so your wrong.

  • @jaxcarp22
    @jaxcarp22 6 років тому +313

    In their defense I read salsa at first too 😅

    • @GM_Rusaku
      @GM_Rusaku 6 років тому +16

      Same for me, and I blame the handwriting.

    • @lightdrgn20
      @lightdrgn20 6 років тому +4

      That is why you reread it before speaking out.

    • @Shahyan-xr9ed
      @Shahyan-xr9ed 6 років тому +6

      I blame the handwriting too

    • @tiger-cq3dk
      @tiger-cq3dk 6 років тому +2

      same

    • @Natalie-tp8zr
      @Natalie-tp8zr 6 років тому +2

      Same

  • @SuV33358
    @SuV33358 3 роки тому +1

    Gordon Ramsay: "RAW!" 🤣 Lmao.
    I love when he says that

  • @911HRW
    @911HRW 4 роки тому +1

    I once had “muppet” written on my bosses Starbucks order, “latte for Muppet”.

  • @CryptPixel
    @CryptPixel 6 років тому +12

    9:39 Another good thing for a fail, is when you fail to change the copy/paste of the first step of failing and keeping it the same for step three.

  • @rosiefay7283
    @rosiefay7283 5 років тому +6

    2:03 Perhaps not a fail -- perhaps he was so near his car (or was in the open for such a short time) that he didn't think it was worth putting his umbrella up and folding it up again for just that short time.

  • @Eismann1
    @Eismann1 5 років тому +2

    Troubling with maths? - Just pull out your call-culator and ask a friend ;)

  • @cjspain4225
    @cjspain4225 Рік тому

    I love watching your vids every night after work. Had a beer on way home tonight. I swear to god it sounded like you were speed talking the whole thing 😅❤

  • @Unsensitive
    @Unsensitive 6 років тому +30

    The cardboard and hat is a good idea. Protecting neck from sunburn, and box is less glare than the hat!

  • @wkwk5605
    @wkwk5605 5 років тому +17

    I went to Starbucks in Seattle,they asked for my brothers name. (Hajk) (My parents are Armenian) So the barista was done and said: 'One hazel latte for........ Heyjack?' All the people were looking at us because they thought he said hijack. My mum bursted out laughing when we got out 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @truesyx3578
      @truesyx3578 5 років тому +4

      I wouldn’t know how to spell that name no need to be rude

    • @paradoxxed8888
      @paradoxxed8888 5 років тому +2

      Wahè Khachaturian how do you pronounce that

    • @wkwk5605
      @wkwk5605 5 років тому +1

      @@paradoxxed8888 Haa-i-k

    • @wkwk5605
      @wkwk5605 5 років тому +1

      @@truesyx3578 Its okay😃😄

    • @jaketerry5879
      @jaketerry5879 5 років тому +2

      Lmao thats fucked up in a hilarious way

  • @archmage12
    @archmage12 4 роки тому +8

    3:35
    Thats a nice plate number

  • @hojanson7331
    @hojanson7331 4 роки тому +3

    3:54 that has to be the BEST IDEA IVE EVER HEARD
    4:42 I don’t know what sterobrys is

  • @MrTerror923
    @MrTerror923 5 років тому +12

    you missed the lady that paid for the front spot in line (she paid like 300-500) to buy an iphone, so she could buy out all the iphones, only to find out the store had a one phone per person policy to make sure everyone got a phone.

    • @eknaap8800
      @eknaap8800 5 років тому

      And the use of capitals and proper punctuation on YT is deemed supervacaneous... (Not many people are reading the comments, are there?)

  • @subscribep7495
    @subscribep7495 5 років тому +24

    7:47 happened to my dads car last year
    It was hilarious 😂

  • @tdchewy
    @tdchewy 4 роки тому +2

    I'll say this once more. When you are outside, it's not the floor, it's the ground.

  • @WALTER-lp3wu
    @WALTER-lp3wu Місяць тому

    He deserves multiple Oscars for internet classic fails.

  • @hunternewnam6799
    @hunternewnam6799 6 років тому +63

    "Its chicken not salmon" 😂😂😂

    • @DaftFader
      @DaftFader 6 років тому +1

      You can even eat chicken raw if it's raised in a clean salmonella free environment as they do in Japan, you don't even need to cook the outside providing it's freshly sliced in a sanatory environment having been initially cleaned properly. I wouldn't go near the supermarket chickens of the EU or US though unless cooked to the core.

    • @AudreeAdam
      @AudreeAdam 6 років тому +2

      In Hunter's defense, she laughed at the fact that the girl thought she couldn't get salmonella because she ate chicken, not salmon. If she's that dumb, she probably doesn't know about the ways to undercook a chicken, does she? (I don't eat meat, but even if I did, I'd never eat raw chicken)

    • @cybililil7561
      @cybililil7561 5 років тому +1

      Girl's so blonde her hair turned brunette because she wound up that full of shit

    • @IronHorse1722
      @IronHorse1722 5 років тому

      I once had the flu and I don't remember ever flying. Yet another example of how poorly we name everyday deadly diseases. Should be called chickonella. It's as bad as walking AROUND the block in straight lines and right-angled corners. If I ever die laughing, I bet I get diagnosed with a lethal dose of hilarity.

  • @Mr_Wicked
    @Mr_Wicked 6 років тому +59

    omg please let natural selection take over..

    • @uncleweirdbeard86
      @uncleweirdbeard86 5 років тому

      Natural selection gave up a long time ago

    • @Him_1
      @Him_1 5 років тому

      @@geraldhimmelspach1154 LMFAO true...I'll never eat orange chicken or any Chinese food regularly ever again.

    • @Him_1
      @Him_1 5 років тому

      @@Mr_Wicked I want to keep my wiener thank you very much sir I'd rather join Charle Manson's cult then a dick hammering club cult thing thingy thing.

  • @CrippledMerc
    @CrippledMerc 5 років тому

    That fake apple pic just reminded me of something that happened at my birthday dinner with my family when I was turning 18. We were out at some restaurant and towards the end of the meal the waitress brought out a serving tray with like 8 different desserts on it for me to choose from for my birthday. I chose one and tried to grab it off the tray only to realize that the dish was velcro’d to the tray and it was just a display meant to show the options and that they were all just mock ups made to look like the actual desserts. It was pretty embarrassing at the time and when she came back with the dessert I had picked she said “here you go, you can actually eat this one!” I believe I had picked a piece of strawberry cheesecake for anyone who’s curious. Remembering all that just now gave me a good chuckle.

  • @thebullqueen
    @thebullqueen 4 роки тому +1

    The Lasagna baby will never get old for me

  • @johnwilliamellis209
    @johnwilliamellis209 6 років тому +11

    Tell me I'm not the only one who has gotten a 59/59 and thought it said salsa in Spanish class 😂

  • @wildcharizard2647
    @wildcharizard2647 6 років тому +19

    8:45 he didn't have sunscreen so he used his hat

  • @silentslayer2344
    @silentslayer2344 4 роки тому +11

    4:05 were you the one texting him also lol he doesn't know what a Jewish person

  • @Chai39739
    @Chai39739 4 роки тому

    I love you BeAmazed, keep going

  • @Complex_assault
    @Complex_assault 5 років тому +12

    6:18 I find that adorable

  • @legendsneverdie3609
    @legendsneverdie3609 5 років тому +13

    To be fair,.....the guy with the baseball cap on backwards, could be protecting his/her neck from getting sunburned. Thus he or she uses the cardboard to shield the sun from his or her eyes.

    • @skylarcox8067
      @skylarcox8067 5 років тому

      You failed the gender neutral challenge

    • @arpsichord7474
      @arpsichord7474 4 роки тому

      if thats you legends hi, but the sun was in front not where the hat is.

    • @gilbertarnold8666
      @gilbertarnold8666 2 роки тому

      Then he needs a "deerstalker".

  • @AdrianJayeOnline
    @AdrianJayeOnline 4 роки тому

    the medium rare chicken strips was an APRIL FOOLS JOKE

  • @joshuatichota5046
    @joshuatichota5046 3 роки тому

    That Starbucks one reminded me, I was at the local Starbucks about a year ago and though I was wearing a Johnny Cash shirt, I told them my name was Josh, and when my drink was ready they called out “Johnny Cash your eggnog latte is ready.” And handed it to me lol.

  • @elwoodsherman2386
    @elwoodsherman2386 6 років тому +19

    The person who posted the "raw chicken" was obviously trolling, nobody's that stupid.

    • @NiPeMiRecenziiFilme
      @NiPeMiRecenziiFilme 5 років тому +10

      You`d be amazed about the level of stupidity some people show. You`d think is unreal, but unfortunately, some people are that dumb.

    • @OGPurePhoenix
      @OGPurePhoenix 5 років тому +4

      People fell for Air Wave and drilling out the audio jack in their iphone. Also the icebucket, cinnamon and tide pod challenges.
      Yes there are people that stupid.

    • @seanlogan7912
      @seanlogan7912 5 років тому +1

      She might have been in Japan, perfectly safe there

    • @jaykneegarner2479
      @jaykneegarner2479 5 років тому +1

      They actually do eat raw chicken in Japan! The chicken has to be super fresh and goes through some testing to make sure it’s safe to eat. Not all chickens are infected with salmonella. It has a lot to do with factory farming.

    • @DT-hp8de
      @DT-hp8de 5 років тому +1

      Oh, sir, you would be greatly surprised!

  • @bledlbledlbledl
    @bledlbledlbledl 5 років тому +5

    8:58 reminds me of high school where I had written P155 in my notebook (to indicate what page I was on in the textbook) and someone asked me why it said "piss"

  • @miracleturner3247
    @miracleturner3247 4 роки тому +1

    Sit back, relax, and listen to the narrator go in on these idiots. I love BE AMAZED.

  • @friddevonfrankenstein
    @friddevonfrankenstein 2 роки тому

    That lasagna ultrasound totally cracked me up for some reason xD

  • @bnt7526
    @bnt7526 5 років тому +4

    Employee: May I please have your name, Sir?
    Marc: Yes Mark with a C.
    Employee: Okay. *Writes Cark*

  • @dununa
    @dununa 6 років тому +3

    The “salsa”one was for a project my class had to do last year lol

  • @oumardiop1
    @oumardiop1 4 роки тому +2

    3:03 hes just standing there just realizing why his parents left him at the fire station

  • @nerinablais6623
    @nerinablais6623 4 роки тому +3

    Honestly, I've never really had much faith in humanity after being raised by an alcoholic mother.

    • @linabasilisk1955
      @linabasilisk1955 2 роки тому +1

      I used to work in a prison. I have absolute faith in humanity...to screw everything up (though, to be fair, we'll probably find a way to f that up too).

  • @ElEternoPoetaLuis
    @ElEternoPoetaLuis 6 років тому +10

    8:43 I lost it when I saw the guy with the cap.

    • @Katie780
      @Katie780 6 років тому +6

      ElEternoPoetaLuis I think he had the cap on backwards to keep the sun off his neck...or is that too clever

    • @ElEternoPoetaLuis
      @ElEternoPoetaLuis 6 років тому +1

      katherine Murphy That's possible.

    • @nylmarilee1852
      @nylmarilee1852 6 років тому +2

      Yess he was covering his neck

    • @arjunnava
      @arjunnava 6 років тому

      It might not have been the case here, but the cardboard would actually prevent heat from direct contact to your cap. If it were just the cap, in really hot places your head would feel it. I've done something like this (a bit more bigger of course) or used an umbrella to prevent heat.

  • @MrGetty-kh1ch
    @MrGetty-kh1ch 5 років тому +5

    Aww damn you should’ve said “it’s *Snow* longer a sun roof.” 😂😂😂

    • @cayce4355
      @cayce4355 5 років тому

      Arthur Morgan that’s what he said lol

  • @kingtola9288
    @kingtola9288 5 років тому +1

    medium rare chicken has to be the best one ever. not even gonna keep watching.

  • @dankishdoodlez5838
    @dankishdoodlez5838 4 роки тому +1

    That “lasagna or baby” thing made me gag omg just think about eating a- NOPE NOT GONNA THINK ABOUT THAT

  • @fl1ntcrafter788
    @fl1ntcrafter788 5 років тому +14

    8:53 I think he was trying to prevent getting sunburn on the left part of his back neck...

  • @reginaldb.willikers6978
    @reginaldb.willikers6978 5 років тому +5

    “Ah, look, a man feeding some -deer- no wait, it is totally deers!

  • @mateolondono8942
    @mateolondono8942 3 роки тому +2

    Peeing in a elevator is definitely not COVID friendly!😂🙃🧐

  • @smorphous8928
    @smorphous8928 4 роки тому

    This video doesn’t destroy faith in humanity it just proves people either really blind or how people forget it’s literally easy

  • @judechauhan6715
    @judechauhan6715 5 років тому +38

    if you type 80085 and read it backwards it says 58008...

    • @TheChudoviste
      @TheChudoviste 5 років тому +6

      And If you write a d i c k on your calculator and turn it upside down,it will poke your eye out

    • @puregameplay7916
      @puregameplay7916 5 років тому +1

      wrong, thats upside down and backwards. Write 80085 on a piece of glass, and flip it end over end truly upside down, it would still read 80085. Phone screens and calculators arent see thru, so we therefore have to ROTATE it while flipping it.

    • @judechauhan6715
      @judechauhan6715 5 років тому +2

      ​@@puregameplay7916Reading 80085 backwards would result in reading it as 58008. Backwards does not require the use of physical altering to the phone or calculator to be used.
      Using your analogy, forgive me if I have perceived it incorrectly, writing on glass which is see through would allow you to see the numbers even when flipped over. Now if you flip it upwards or downwards it would read the same only with an upside down 5, however you said end over end which I would take as left or right which would result in a backwards 5 but still begin with that number, the following being the same either way, thus creating the number 58008.
      Am I wrong?
      not saying i'm not but given my understanding of both the used analogy in the video and your analogy, I would say that I stick with my original statement.

    • @userK77920
      @userK77920 5 років тому +2

      Huh? I dont get it....i think im an idiot...😕

    • @instinctrocks6802
      @instinctrocks6802 5 років тому +2

      It's says boobs

  • @feufolli
    @feufolli 5 років тому +5

    5:17 there's escalator that breaks in half sometimes, swallowing people inside the mecanism
    So no, do not take a broken escalator because they might also be broken stairs.

  • @miguelgervet7572
    @miguelgervet7572 2 роки тому

    “Taking Irony to the next level” is this driver”… 👌😂😂😂

  • @Shiruku-dt3dp
    @Shiruku-dt3dp 4 роки тому

    these puns are golden bro😭