As a person who worked in construction retail, the lever doorknobs are sold as either left-handed or right-handed. The boxes are labeled as such. Round doorknobs work for either. Check which side the hinges are on the door and if it is an in-swing or out-swing prior to going to the Home Depot in order to get the correct handing and door thickness for your doorknobs. And no, doors vary in being hollow or solid core, as well as in thickness, width, and height (which is generally 6'8" in the USA as a standard, though other taller sizes are also available, particularly for commercial use).
There are left and right versions, and, there are also handles that can be placed both ways. Then, a right handle CAN be placed rotated 180° to be used as a left handle. It just won't be as nice looking.
Narrator Sir. I feel sooooo bad for you with all the crap you gotta go through when you do your research. I don't know how you do your job but I'm willing to bet it ain't easy. You have my utmost respect.
You're such a nice person. I wish a lot of people on earth were like you. I'm pretty sure Jay will be grateful for an understanding person like you. :)
I seriously love this channel. The narrator is the best of any channel, I had people staring at me like I had slap lost my freaking mind when the boneless donuts came up, I mean, it was funny regardless, but the way the narrator reacted had me laughing way too much and too hard. That is until a nurse came over to see what was wrong and I backed it up for her to see then she started howling in laughter causing more to come over, I had to back it up and replay it four times but it was totally worth it, everyone was laughing like mad. I'm sure y'all got several new subscribers from that. I mean, this channel is always funny, the highlight of most days, but today was the funniest group I can recall in recent memory. Give Egbert a raise! He more than deserves one.
That "boneless" donut reminded me of working at Wal-Mart. I was an inventory associate that worked primarily in the backroom. I noticed a pallet with a hand written label that read "vakums." I was more upset by that than amused. Especially when I found out someone in management had done that. Fast forward... The dairy department had a sale on eggs. This gentleman brought to my attention that every carton of eggs he put his hands on was EXPIRED!!! I immediately pulled out my phone and called my supervisor. He told me to stay there and make sure no customer touched that section, until someone from that department or management came to fix the problem.
I worked out Lowe's for years the amount of people that asked for a standard door or window was insane. One lady yelled at me because she didn't measure and I had to tell her doors come in many sizes. So she bought a random door and called me a lying a-hole. Then yelled at the store manager when she had to return it. Still didn't measure demanding we fix her problem and give her the right size.
Ugh, I was a butcher for 20 years and this one woman comes up to the counter one day and says "I'll take one pound of sausage". I say "what kind of sausage?". She says "plain. Just plain sausage." I said that isn't a thing, sausage is meat in a casing, and was trying to ask if she wanted bratwurst, Italian sausage, polish, breakfast, Moroccan lamb, etc etc etc, and she just kept repeating "I just want plain sausage!".
The only thing worse than people who have "one job" and blow it is when they get all defensive about it; "Hey, I was paid to paint the curb, not move someone's parked car!"
NGL I wonder how many of these are malicious compliance. Like "We told them to move their car or it'd get ruined, not my problem" or even like - "Are they SURE this is how it's spelled?" knowing full well it's not. lol Though I have to wonder with the palm frawn if someone swerved naturally and forgot they were driving with the active paint. We've all had those moments where you knee-jerk reaction and forgot we were in the middle of something that our reaction just screwed up.
Reminds me of my time in college. I took a vehicle engineering course and they had a few old bangers in for the students to dismantle and rebuild over and over. One had stopped working entirely and being top of my class, was asked if I could fix it. So after repairing the throttle cable and realigning the fanbelt, I went to clean my hands from all the grime, telling my friend I managed to fix the broken vehicle. He had the brilliant idea of getting into the vehicle, then without checking if it was in gear, started it up and the car proceeded to jerk forward repeatedly, right into the rest of the class that was standing in front of it, running three over including a tutor, who pulled the battery cables off to stop it, getting electrocuted in the process. 😂😂😂 Thankfully no one was badly injured.
There's a very simple lesson to be learned, here... ...If you rub Swarfega into clean dry hands _before_ starting work, all of the oil and grease simply falls off afterwards with nothing more labourous than a quick rinse! 😁
@@jeanalice4732 *Swarfega:* An industrial hand cleanser used throughout the UK and possibly other countries. A damned Gods-send in any workshop. Your country might have different brands or equivalents (Ask a mechanic) but the overall approach is the same.
The one with the escalator could be a building undergoing renovation while the rest of the building is still being used. But someone hadn't thought of shutting the escalator off. Well that's the only rational thing I can think of.
First part is correct. This was in a mall and 1 store was undergoing a renovation. Those are temporary barrier walls. But the escalator was off, and barricaded at the bottom. Those teenagers jumped the side rail to take a "funny" picture and it went viral.
21:37 My grandmother was a landlord. (She passed away saving another person's life. ) Out of all her tenets, only one stood out, in 25+ years she was never late on rent, never had negative issues (loud parties etc.) The house had already been paid off, as she basically paid for it, the house was given to her... There are great landlords, not all are the typical slum lords
i live rurally on a dirt road in cottage country ontario... 3 issues: sometime ago, long before my hubby's parents bought the place in the 80's, the local township to put in an additional road in my area for access? i don't know... but my front yard where the river is, is separated from the house by the dirt road, which has led to road allowance issues. basically part of our house deck/front driveway is in the road allowance and so it part of our yard etc. so we're not allowed to touch the trees near the road etc. a few years ago they decided to raise the road by more than a foot due the great lakes being high(we're on part of lake huron) and flooding issues. last summer/fall they decided to take out most of the trees lining the road, we didn't complain because they really needed to go either dying or severely damaged... the plow and graders have a tendency to hit them and the road is so narrow, only a single car can drive it at a time. they left STUMPS right one the edge of the road and in their raising, left a steep drop(almost 2') between my front yard and the road... then we got the first snow, normally they plow our road with an f150, smart plow drivers just don't do our road in winter. one day i hear the back up beeping and then a very loud engine grinding and gunning... the plow backed down and found the stump in front of my place and the steep drop. 2 1/2 hours, a second plow, a front end loader, a dump truck, and finally a heavy tow to get it out. they grade our road, either when it's heavily raining, or just before a heavy rain storm... which makes the potholes that develop WORSE and it's like driving on ice.
The slide 4ft off the ground at 12:30 is actually broken. If you look at the rim it has a chunk missing out of the rim. As well as the bolt holes are empty so this does not seem to be on the designer. However whoever runs the playground should have something put up to keep kids from going down the broken slide.
The Valentine's Day clip reminded me of something I saw years ago at The Home Depot. Someone with a great sense of humor took a couple of toilets and put them on an endcap. Not that big of a deal. But what made it extremely funny and memorable was the giant handwritten sign that read "Great Father's Day gift."
18:05 - I've experience an equally maddening elevator design. I stayed at a hotel that had two different elevators. No, not what your thinking - "two normal elevators" think "two elevators that both lead to different floors." Meaning there where TWO OF EVERY FLOOR. Depending on what elevator you got in dictated which version of the floor you arrived on. Both elevators had the same buttons with no "floor version" indications. As someone with a poor sense of direction, (I could get lost in a paper bag), I have to carefully memorize the way to my room. The route was simple; go to the fifth floor and turn left down that hall. You can imagine my panic when I got off on the fifth floor (after already being at the hotel for two days) and turned left to see a wall. It felt like I just noclipped into the backrooms. What's worse is that the elevator layout wasn't disclosed anywhere, and the two different elevators where tucked away in identical hallways (remember, I have an awful sense of direction).
@@toumabyakuya My thoughts exactly. Were they _actively_ trying to convince people they had entered the backrooms? The walls _were_ painted pale yellow.
@@DaniellaTousson Something similar happened in a hospital I went to. To pay you had to go to one extreme of it sorely so you could take an elevator to the third floor and then walk back to the other side to pay. And you could touch the ceiling as well, and I am not tall.
@@DaniellaTousson I mean, it wasn't so bad. Everything else was were you would expect it to be. It was just divided differently. Annoying? Sure. Dangerous? Nah.
22:34 I think the default juice is meant to be a drink that will electrocute you. Narrator, sorry for all the pain you went through editing this video. I appreciate your help.
Here's my take as a recent computer science graduate:(if you want the intensity to make sense, pretend it's *from* him) "I think the "default juice" mistake was this: accidentally printing a line of *code* DIRECTLY ONTO THE CARTON! (sidebar: [don't read this as him talking- this *is* just me] the underscore in "default juice" gave that much away.) I mean, whyyy?! I'd need to look into this- *sigh* I don't know what to say. This would be down to a *human* error, and you're telling me this got all the way to the store *without catching the mistake* ?" Him: (responds) "I. WANT. TO. SCREAM. Was the coder blind?" (the first line was pulled from part 2) Me: (explanation continues) "But honestly, since the place where this error had originated is actually my area of expertise, [as I said at the beginning] it's probably down to a line of *code* that accidentally WASN'T COM-MEN-TED OUT. *sigh* Someone please reassure me..."
In Florida, when they widened the road, they covered all the manhole covers with asphalt. Years later, you still feel the impact when you hit an asphalt-covered manhole cover.
@@Piano-Echo In my North Florida neighborhood, we once had a sinkhole open up suddenly right in the street! Nearly the whole two-lane width and about 15 feet deep. With the idiots blasting up the street way too fast, I hoped it would remain. Heard one idiot screech to a stop just in time that night. 😅 Next day, the city just dumped in sand to fill it, then paved it over. Now the idiots can speed through again. 😒
The ad next to a mirror actually makes it a cool optical illusion. If I ever find myself owning a building with that bathroom, I would easily fix that by giving the floor-to-ceiling windows the stained glass treatment. It would provide privacy, and would be aesthetically pleasing.
14:30 Additionally, they only put 6-candles on the 7-candle menorah. 15:10 that is likely a calendar from somewhere near the international dateline; if you look into it, you will find that the time zone line between Germany & North America frequently gets reconfigured, usually due to trade agreements; sometimes resulting in extra days (one place celebrated a holiday 2-days in a row), or you might lose a day entirely from your calendar (usually a weekend). 24:00 where is Mailbox 12, and why does Apartment 2 get two mailboxes?
(Sarcastic voice activated) you had one job beamazed! One ! And you didn't spot the 2 problem with the mail box!😂😂(Sarcastic voice deactivated) but seriously tho u missed that, no offence😂😂
Last summer, my apartment complex got a new paint job...when they painted my door, (which they had to do twice, because the apartment complex owner didn't like the first color they painted it (red)). They covered my doorbell and doorknob and such with blue painter's tape before spray painting it...but when I went out afterwards...I thought they had painted over the door's peek-hole! XD Turns out they had put a sticker (or something similar) over it before painting, and just hadn't removed the sticker yet, because the peek-hole was clear of paint later (after they presumably removed the sticker).
The backwards doorknob is also a way you can childproof doors. They can't slam their fingers in them, close them in general, or accidentally lock themselves somewhere.
I have a door in my house that shows signs of having not been measured properly. As evidenced by the top part of it being clearly cut off so that it would fit. Which you can tell because the top of the door isn't level. It's still fully functional though, so hasn't been worth replacing, especially since it's barely noticeable. But it's definitely there. On another note. The best use for that slide would be to put a trampoline at the bottom.
This one had me chuckling most of the way through. Your exasperation was palpable. I'm a perfectionist. I would have lost it had I been the supervisor on some of those jobs performed incompetently.
I'm a mechanic and the lift has a safety on the top that stops the lift and in the case that they removed it or didn't install it ....the car would bend at the roof not the frame unless its very rusted and the body was reinforced
cones are usually used to mark zones that could damage the mower, it would be the the weed wachers job to come by later to pick up the cone and cut the spot.
"Did you know that not all doors are the same size?" The older I got, yes, but when I was younger? No. Now to be fair to myself, I *never* installed any doors before nor do I trust myself with tools, especially electric drills, to even try. So to my young brain, doors just automatically were the size you need them to be. Until one day when my dad was helping grandpa do renovations on this building grandpa owned. Now, I know what you were thinking, but it wasn't either of them that made the mistake. Nope. It was the supplier. For some reason, he gave grandpa and dad the wrong sized door. Like three inches too tall and too wide. And grandpa checked to make sure he and dad didn't send the wrong measurements. Nope. They did their jobs. And I know all this because I was sitting there watching them do their work and I could overhear grandpa talking to the supplier and that guy wasn't take responsibility. Needless to say grandpa dropped him, but he and dad still had these oversized doors. So dad brought "La Saw" and started making adjustments.
23:54 The guy who installed these mailboxes was so stupid that even Be Amazed didn't believe it. Not only did he install the 3 and 4 out of this place, he also thought 2 came again after 11.
The McDonald's examples have easy explanations. The first is a cheese sticker that accidently came off the line and got on the McChicken. The second is likely a mistake where the bag the buns come in was damaged when the printing on the bag took place and it made its way to a store. Your almost right on the third but a cheeseburger comes in a wrap and that box a 4-piece nugget box. Regardless they would have known it was wrong before they even opened it. When you super busy it is easy to grab a box and not pay attention to your back line.
😂 I almost died from laughter when you asked "what is the default juice" Especially considering someone actually put it on a store shelf! But on the hand, why waste it because of a typo !
that slide that is 4 ft above ground, looks like there's bolt holes so either someone stole a section of the slide or the designers were sent the wrong size part and are waiting for the right size but you'd think the city would put a out of order sign at the top of it
Also, if you look at the top of where the segments would be joined together, there's a bit of the seam missing/damaged...so I'm thinking the lower part was broken somehow, and that's why it's missing. But still...the "out of order" sign bit still applies...or should, anyway.
well with the bathroom with floor to ceiling windows, either the people using it isn't shy AT ALL or it's just a display bathroom to show what the company builds
i feel so bad for u bud also thx for making my day better its nice for someone finally commenting on other people's mistakes hope u feel better about it
At 12:06 actually a little bit earlier when you were talking about the cones… we had a maintenance guy at my elementary school who did this and no one knew until us kids starting pointing out the “green hair” on top of the cones. 😂😂😂
More often than not they are marking an obstruction that can ruin the mower. You're supposed to come back and fix it with a weed wacker, but that might not even be the guy who drives the mowers job (union probably).
This happened when I was a around 22 or so. I was a cook at a Pizza Hut, and we got a phone order from a very rude woman. I answered and did my whole polite shpiel and asked her what she would like. She said she wanted a large pizza with "every topping we had in our inventory". I was a little taken aback, and asked her if she meant a super supreme. She asked me if that had every topping we had, and I told her that it had almost everything. She then went off on me telling me that I must be deaf, because she wants EVERYTHING. I said fine. So I got every last thing we had as a topping. Pepperoni, sausage, beef, ham, bacon, chicken, anchovies, onions, green peppers, jalapeños, black olives, green olives, pineapple, sliced pickles, tortilla chips, cheddar cheese, salsa, BBQ beef, salami, ranch dressing, and mozzarella cheese. The thing was loaded. If you're wondering about some of those toppings we did offer a taco pizza and several different sandwiches. I knew all of that at once would make her sick, but I made it anyway. The manager was working the front, and when the pizza came out she gagged. She asked me what I thought I was doing, and I explained it to her. She just nodded her head, cut the pizza, and sent it out with the driver. About an hour later we got the most abusive call the store had ever gotten. She was going completely nuclear on us about her pizza. The manager explained that she had said she wanted every single topping on her pizza so she got what she ordered. The woman was saying that she had a fish allergy and that she hated pineapple. I doubt she had the allergy as she was fine enough to call and scream at us. She eventually said she wanted to "talk to the retard who took my order", obviously meaning me. I got on the phone, and listened to her rant some more. When she took a breather, I told her that I did what she asked for and that I didn't care if she had an allergy or hated pineapple. She bitched me out when ordering and that if she was stupid enough to ask for something like that, then she was going to get exactly what she wanted, and that from then on out, she could kiss my ass.
On December 10th, 2023, on my 16th birthday, my family bought a new ice maker to replace the broken one in our indoor fridge. We placed it in the laundry room, and it has been producing enough ice to fill up our cooler. However, I'm annoyed that closing the ice maker isn't as simple as it should be. I have to drum on it or shift it back and forth to get it to close properly. By the way, I want to let you know that I'm now a subscriber to your channel. I can't stop laughing at some of the stories, especially the ones in the "Satisfying Times Karma Came for Awful People" and "Embarrassingly Dumb Ways People Died" series. I'm planning on sharing your channel with my relatives so we can all laugh together.
6:45 I have seen this way to many times. It happens when bread products somehow misses getting packaged at the factory and goes straight to the printing and shipping w/o being seen.
I was watching this on the train and had to stop myself from bursting into laughter… thank you Bartholomew Egbert Amazed for all you do and thanks for making us laugh.
I can explain the box full tartar sauce problem. Someone probably ordered a side of tartar sauce in a different order cuz that's how it's done. And the boxes got mixed up that kind of thing happens all the time.
Those fast food ones reminded me of a time my mom ordered food for us and one of them was "a cheese burger with ketchup only." You know, instead of the mustard and pickles it would come with by default from the shop. They gave her 2 buns with ketchup in the middle and nothing else. She was pissed and drove all the way back to the store to complain. I did get my burger in the end at least.
I seriously think this happens more then we think. My daughter got a hamburger with ketchup and pickles only. They literally just put pickles and ketchup on it. I just thought it was common sense that she wanted the burger with just ketchup and pickles. So now I say I want the bun, patty with pickles and ketchup and they look at me like I'm nuts.
This happened to my grandson too. My daughter ordered him a cheeseburger with ketchup and cheese only. He got a bun with cheese and ketchup. Like she did say cheeseburger first people. That includes a burger
I get pissed off when I order a hamburger with everything but ... Get it NO cheese. They cannot comprehend that when I say hamburger o mean Just That! If I wanted a cheeseburger I would have said a cheeseburger with everything. I repeatedly said Hamburger. But they still don't get it right! Not everyone wants a cheeseburger you can't take melted cheese off a hamburger pattie! WTF
About thè landlord thing, he's COMPLETELY correct. For example, my family rented a house for 12 years, and our landlord didn't come to fix or even check anything AT ALL. We did everything ourselves, and he evicted US for it not being good.
Before even watching this, I just had to comment on the thumbnail: the man painting the curb is teaching the car owner a lesson for parking at a YELLOW CURB!
2:20 That one is an escalator that was STOPPED when work was done on the top floor. There was a sign at the bottom telling peoples to use another way. That photo was staged for fun. 13:25 NOT only is that seat the wrong way, it had to be disassembled and put back together that way. 13:35 Well... That's fun for the house of your Sims family where it's acceptable to have a bathroom with windows as walls and fully transparent door. 22:25 That «default_juice» is on the shelve of a Russian store. EVERY last bit of writing around it use the Cyrillic alphabet.
Regarding the landlord paint thing i watched an episode of Forensic Files in which a child from a foreign country died because she ate some lead paint while playing and the whole family was from a foreign country and the Landlord didn't even tell the family of the paint situation but when he found out the police was looking into him for the death of the child dude did he admit his wrongs? NOPE he decided to cover his tracks and tried to save his scummy behind and copy the mother's 'signature' (she was learning how to write and stuff so she just prints her name from what i remember or something) and paste it onto a Lead Disclosure document but and then copy that to try and mislead investigators but dude was found out and arrested, i forgot what his sentence was but dude was so scummy he didnt want to let this Tennant know(and who knows what others he didnt tell them) about the lead paint situation and tried to lie his way out of it when something bad happened....
Also about the Valentine's part... it'd make sense in a "dark humor" kind of way.... The guy got a Cucumber as a gift for his girl as a joke, so she proceeds to "surprise him" with a hammer in return.
Kudos and mad respect to the narrator for giving us such memorable videos; I feel your pain regarding people having just ONE.JOB to do and they somehow managed to screw it up😲his comment of " I hate you, I hate you so goddamn much!" had my sides splitting and rolling over with laughter🤣🤣🤣keep up the great work b/c I love viewing the videos on this channel!!❤❤❤
In my house, my partner insists on doing all DIY projects personally. I insist on being there "for moral support"...and to disassemble and reassemble them when he inevitably installs one or more components upside down. "Looks good, hon, but you've been working out here for hours. Why don't you go inside and have a Coke while I clean up a bit. Yeah, leave the screwdriver and Allen wrenches, I'll put them away in a minute."
13:30 I have had SO MANY dreams with bathrooms like this in them...usually because my body is trying to get me to wake up and go use the bathroom...so the dream gives me "unacceptable" (un-private, nonsensical, gross, or any and all combinations of such) bathrooms as a means of waking me up, haha.
While travelling in Italy, we had Hotel rooms where floor to ceiling glass separated bathroom from bedroom! Why bother even putting the glass there?! Lol I'd go sit on balcony while my son had his shower ... the view was much better outside anyways. 🥰
So, on the mailboxes, you missed the fact that the last mailbox on the right was labeled 2, for a second time, instead of being labeled 12, like it should have been, so that one set of mailboxes had two, INCREDIBLY SIMPLE TO FIX MISTAKES!!!
2:04 Painting sidelines is not done manually on long tracks. So there was simply a driver, seeing the leafes to late, forgetting to turn of the painting mechanism while driving around. The road should have been cleared before anyways. The paint is not easy to remove after being applyed. However, reflectors are definitly a bad joke. 5:30 There is no frame for the door yet. Considering the frame to be set in, the door actually might be the right width afterwards. Actually the opening for the door is a bit low, you might need a bit more space at the top if inserting the frame. Also the door opens to the wrong side considering the position of the light switches. If you open the door at night, the switches are behind the door...
7:25 it’s not just McDonald’s either, I once ordered a roast beef sandwich at Arby’s, and when I opened the box it was full of lettuce covered in mayonnaise and barbecue sauce🤔
Back about 1974 some friends and I rode our bikes to a local Burger Chef before they went out of business. We ordered some hamburgers and sat down to eat the food. My one friend pulled the top of the bun off and found a penny sitting on top of the beef. Lucky for him and Burger Chef he didn't take a big bite out of it and break any teeth, because his father was a Lawyer.
Ok, I had one job. Watch the dogs over thanksgiving while the my kid and her family spent the weekend out of town. Have you ever heard of elf on a shelf? The dogs ate the elf! Yes. I only had one job! 😂😂😂
2:17 almost certainly airport construction...very common to see wall erected temporarily like this. Most likely that escalator was shutdown and the people posed on it for the memes.
4:53 The local high school ended up having this problem with the new doors installed, and now one of the agriculture classroom doors is covered in construction paper until it gets the proper finish and all that.
6:12 when my mom was ordering a cheeseburger at McDonald’s she said plain cheeseburger nothing on it and I guess the people over there literally took that and instead just gave my mom just the bun.
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As a person who worked in construction retail, the lever doorknobs are sold as either left-handed or right-handed. The boxes are labeled as such. Round doorknobs work for either. Check which side the hinges are on the door and if it is an in-swing or out-swing prior to going to the Home Depot in order to get the correct handing and door thickness for your doorknobs. And no, doors vary in being hollow or solid core, as well as in thickness, width, and height (which is generally 6'8" in the USA as a standard, though other taller sizes are also available, particularly for commercial use).
Yes
There are left and right versions, and, there are also handles that can be placed both ways. Then, a right handle CAN be placed rotated 180° to be used as a left handle. It just won't be as nice looking.
Narrator Sir. I feel sooooo bad for you with all the crap you gotta go through when you do your research. I don't know how you do your job but I'm willing to bet it ain't easy. You have my utmost respect.
You're such a nice person. I wish a lot of people on earth were like you. I'm pretty sure Jay will be grateful for an understanding person like you. :)
Yeah because look at all those clips
I meant ure talking about urself that hes gonna go through right? I bet he feels so bad for sure,
There's a team behind the channel name lol, the narrators are only part of it :)
No
I seriously love this channel. The narrator is the best of any channel, I had people staring at me like I had slap lost my freaking mind when the boneless donuts came up, I mean, it was funny regardless, but the way the narrator reacted had me laughing way too much and too hard. That is until a nurse came over to see what was wrong and I backed it up for her to see then she started howling in laughter causing more to come over, I had to back it up and replay it four times but it was totally worth it, everyone was laughing like mad. I'm sure y'all got several new subscribers from that. I mean, this channel is always funny, the highlight of most days, but today was the funniest group I can recall in recent memory. Give Egbert a raise! He more than deserves one.
you, my friend, just made my day - thank you for the lovely comment! Hope you all had a good giggle, and Egbert says hi
@@BeAmazedAnd it's hilarious that on the footage of the hotel mailboxes 📬 that the number 2 is repeated TWICE 🤦 . ♑️✍️🇳🇴🇦🇺
now we know what they do with the foreskin after circumcising someone
BRUUUUUH I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THAT @@Friendship1nmillion
Not good
3:25
"If giving me anxiety is your job, congratulations you did your job"
"I hate you. I hate you so much"
That "boneless" donut reminded me of working at Wal-Mart. I was an inventory associate that worked primarily in the backroom. I noticed a pallet with a hand written label that read "vakums." I was more upset by that than amused. Especially when I found out someone in management had done that.
Fast forward...
The dairy department had a sale on eggs. This gentleman brought to my attention that every carton of eggs he put his hands on was EXPIRED!!! I immediately pulled out my phone and called my supervisor. He told me to stay there and make sure no customer touched that section, until someone from that department or management came to fix the problem.
Love it, that is why I work in maintenance.
You escaped the backrooms
OH MY GOOOOOOOD WHO DID THIS I SWEAR THEY PROBABLY GOT FIRED.
I worked out Lowe's for years the amount of people that asked for a standard door or window was insane. One lady yelled at me because she didn't measure and I had to tell her doors come in many sizes. So she bought a random door and called me a lying a-hole. Then yelled at the store manager when she had to return it. Still didn't measure demanding we fix her problem and give her the right size.
Ugh, I was a butcher for 20 years and this one woman comes up to the counter one day and says "I'll take one pound of sausage". I say "what kind of sausage?". She says "plain. Just plain sausage." I said that isn't a thing, sausage is meat in a casing, and was trying to ask if she wanted bratwurst, Italian sausage, polish, breakfast, Moroccan lamb, etc etc etc, and she just kept repeating "I just want plain sausage!".
A third of the people in the world are idiots, one third get to laugh at them, and the other third have to deal with them.
A third of the people in the world are idiots, one third get to laugh at them, and the other third have to deal with them.
@@thekwjiboo Nothing beats some nice classic standard sausage.
@@thekwjibooi feel bad for you 💀
The only thing worse than people who have "one job" and blow it is when they get all defensive about it; "Hey, I was paid to paint the curb, not move someone's parked car!"
Dudes right
NGL I wonder how many of these are malicious compliance. Like "We told them to move their car or it'd get ruined, not my problem" or even like - "Are they SURE this is how it's spelled?" knowing full well it's not. lol
Though I have to wonder with the palm frawn if someone swerved naturally and forgot they were driving with the active paint. We've all had those moments where you knee-jerk reaction and forgot we were in the middle of something that our reaction just screwed up.
Or they'd be like "I ran out of room, okay?"
Right
Actually they may have an idiot Woke in higher management that insists to Never tamper with the foliage NEVER. No kidding.
The cones in gardens - protecting a holes, ground wasp nests (unlocking a new horror for you) or bunnies🐰🐇🐰
Reminds me of my time in college.
I took a vehicle engineering course and they had a few old bangers in for the students to dismantle and rebuild over and over. One had stopped working entirely and being top of my class, was asked if I could fix it.
So after repairing the throttle cable and realigning the fanbelt, I went to clean my hands from all the grime, telling my friend I managed to fix the broken vehicle. He had the brilliant idea of getting into the vehicle, then without checking if it was in gear, started it up and the car proceeded to jerk forward repeatedly, right into the rest of the class that was standing in front of it, running three over including a tutor, who pulled the battery cables off to stop it, getting electrocuted in the process. 😂😂😂
Thankfully no one was badly injured.
There's a very simple lesson to be learned, here...
...If you rub Swarfega into clean dry hands _before_ starting work, all of the oil and grease simply falls off afterwards with nothing more labourous than a quick rinse! 😁
He who?
@@jeanalice4732 *Swarfega:* An industrial hand cleanser used throughout the UK and possibly other countries. A damned Gods-send in any workshop. Your country might have different brands or equivalents (Ask a mechanic) but the overall approach is the same.
😅 😂😂😂😂😂
Thank you for choosing the lion from narina
The one with the escalator could be a building undergoing renovation while the rest of the building is still being used. But someone hadn't thought of shutting the escalator off. Well that's the only rational thing I can think of.
My answer: humans are so goddamn stupid. No Offence.
My thoughts exactly
First part is correct. This was in a mall and 1 store was undergoing a renovation. Those are temporary barrier walls. But the escalator was off, and barricaded at the bottom. Those teenagers jumped the side rail to take a "funny" picture and it went viral.
@@demise0 That makes more sense than what I had thought - that particular picture was of an art installation.
My first thought was photoshop but Be Amazed would definately notice a photoshopped image and tell us.
21:37 My grandmother was a landlord. (She passed away saving another person's life. ) Out of all her tenets, only one stood out, in 25+ years she was never late on rent, never had negative issues (loud parties etc.) The house had already been paid off, as she basically paid for it, the house was given to her... There are great landlords, not all are the typical slum lords
The pentacle is NOT a symbol of the devil, it's Wiccan/Pagan, there is no devil in the art. It's a symbol of protection.
The Cristians changed it so that all other religions are "made by Satan to trick you"
i live rurally on a dirt road in cottage country ontario... 3 issues:
sometime ago, long before my hubby's parents bought the place in the 80's, the local township to put in an additional road in my area for access? i don't know... but my front yard where the river is, is separated from the house by the dirt road, which has led to road allowance issues. basically part of our house deck/front driveway is in the road allowance and so it part of our yard etc. so we're not allowed to touch the trees near the road etc. a few years ago they decided to raise the road by more than a foot due the great lakes being high(we're on part of lake huron) and flooding issues.
last summer/fall they decided to take out most of the trees lining the road, we didn't complain because they really needed to go either dying or severely damaged... the plow and graders have a tendency to hit them and the road is so narrow, only a single car can drive it at a time. they left STUMPS right one the edge of the road and in their raising, left a steep drop(almost 2') between my front yard and the road... then we got the first snow, normally they plow our road with an f150, smart plow drivers just don't do our road in winter. one day i hear the back up beeping and then a very loud engine grinding and gunning... the plow backed down and found the stump in front of my place and the steep drop. 2 1/2 hours, a second plow, a front end loader, a dump truck, and finally a heavy tow to get it out.
they grade our road, either when it's heavily raining, or just before a heavy rain storm... which makes the potholes that develop WORSE and it's like driving on ice.
It BIG
Not only the second last one was missalined but also the 12 is a 2
15:54 Even better, continuing to the left and then going up takes you right back to the start. It's a closed loop back to the start.
The slide 4ft off the ground at 12:30 is actually broken. If you look at the rim it has a chunk missing out of the rim. As well as the bolt holes are empty so this does not seem to be on the designer. However whoever runs the playground should have something put up to keep kids from going down the broken slide.
Good luck. The kids would have probably removed it and used the slide anyways
"What's the default juice?!" I'm finished😂😂😂😂😂
its ice cream
13:21 And the seat and the lid are usually one piece. They would have had to put it together wrong, and then continued with the installation.
11:08
Anyone else notice the misplaced floor tiles surrounding the lonely turnstyle?
This guy lightens up my day when I’m miserable!
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This guy is so funny!
I love his videos! 😆
We need more of these, these are great!
Also, the Bloodborne reference had me!
The Valentine's Day clip reminded me of something I saw years ago at The Home Depot. Someone with a great sense of humor took a couple of toilets and put them on an endcap. Not that big of a deal. But what made it extremely funny and memorable was the giant handwritten sign that read "Great Father's Day gift."
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It is! Don't you know the importance of solid plumbing components??
"I hate you I hate so goddamm much" got me rolling and I'm sorry for what you go through
18:05 - I've experience an equally maddening elevator design. I stayed at a hotel that had two different elevators. No, not what your thinking - "two normal elevators" think "two elevators that both lead to different floors." Meaning there where TWO OF EVERY FLOOR. Depending on what elevator you got in dictated which version of the floor you arrived on. Both elevators had the same buttons with no "floor version" indications. As someone with a poor sense of direction, (I could get lost in a paper bag), I have to carefully memorize the way to my room. The route was simple; go to the fifth floor and turn left down that hall. You can imagine my panic when I got off on the fifth floor (after already being at the hotel for two days) and turned left to see a wall. It felt like I just noclipped into the backrooms. What's worse is that the elevator layout wasn't disclosed anywhere, and the two different elevators where tucked away in identical hallways (remember, I have an awful sense of direction).
Hahaha! Okay, what were they thinking? This sounds more like a video game.
@@toumabyakuya My thoughts exactly. Were they _actively_ trying to convince people they had entered the backrooms? The walls _were_ painted pale yellow.
@@DaniellaTousson Something similar happened in a hospital I went to. To pay you had to go to one extreme of it sorely so you could take an elevator to the third floor and then walk back to the other side to pay. And you could touch the ceiling as well, and I am not tall.
@@toumabyakuya A HOSPITAL? I can sort of let a hotel pass, but A HOSPITAL? It needs to be re-built ASAP. That could actually endanger someone
@@DaniellaTousson I mean, it wasn't so bad. Everything else was were you would expect it to be. It was just divided differently. Annoying? Sure. Dangerous? Nah.
22:34 I think the default juice is meant to be a drink that will electrocute you. Narrator, sorry for all the pain you went through editing this video. I appreciate your help.
Here's my take as a recent computer science graduate:(if you want the intensity to make sense, pretend it's *from* him)
"I think the "default juice" mistake was this: accidentally printing a line of *code* DIRECTLY ONTO THE CARTON! (sidebar: [don't read this as him talking- this *is* just me] the underscore in "default juice" gave that much away.) I mean, whyyy?! I'd need to look into this- *sigh* I don't know what to say. This would be down to a *human* error, and you're telling me this got all the way to the store *without catching the mistake* ?"
Him: (responds) "I. WANT. TO. SCREAM. Was the coder blind?" (the first line was pulled from part 2)
Me: (explanation continues) "But honestly, since the place where this error had originated is actually my area of expertise, [as I said at the beginning] it's probably down to a line of *code* that accidentally WASN'T COM-MEN-TED OUT. *sigh* Someone please reassure me..."
In Florida, when they widened the road, they covered all the manhole covers with asphalt. Years later, you still feel the impact when you hit an asphalt-covered manhole cover.
I’m also in Florida, and where I am there aren’t many sinkholes. And when there are, we just ride over it fine, like nothing happened.
@@Piano-EchoArizona here, it's pretty much the same. I've seen crews just pave over crumbling asphalt and holes. We just accept it.
@@Piano-Echouh, sinkhole? Those tend to swallow cars and houses...
@@Piano-Echo In my North Florida neighborhood, we once had a sinkhole open up suddenly right in the street! Nearly the whole two-lane width and about 15 feet deep. With the idiots blasting up the street way too fast, I hoped it would remain. Heard one idiot screech to a stop just in time that night. 😅
Next day, the city just dumped in sand to fill it, then paved it over. Now the idiots can speed through again. 😒
They hire non English speakers. And just plane NON thinkers.
The ad next to a mirror actually makes it a cool optical illusion.
If I ever find myself owning a building with that bathroom, I would easily fix that by giving the floor-to-ceiling windows the stained glass treatment. It would provide privacy, and would be aesthetically pleasing.
14:30 Additionally, they only put 6-candles on the 7-candle menorah.
15:10 that is likely a calendar from somewhere near the international dateline; if you look into it, you will find that the time zone line between Germany & North America frequently gets reconfigured, usually due to trade agreements; sometimes resulting in extra days (one place celebrated a holiday 2-days in a row), or you might lose a day entirely from your calendar (usually a weekend).
24:00 where is Mailbox 12, and why does Apartment 2 get two mailboxes?
Love LOve LOVE the eye balls on screen, and the little picture of peoples reactions... love it! needed that in my day!
24:09 the mail box also had two # 2s and no 12 😂😂😂😂😂 @BE AMAZED
Yeah I sort of figured that he was going to mention it
BE AMAZED Had One Job!
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(Sarcastic voice activated) you had one job beamazed! One ! And you didn't spot the 2 problem with the mail box!😂😂(Sarcastic voice deactivated) but seriously tho u missed that, no offence😂😂
I noticed that too!
17:19 This Valentine's slip-up is both stupid, and hilarious at the same time. 😂
I have been laughing since 😂😂😂
12:59 you know the kid is absolutely terrified when they went down the slide
Weaponized incompetence 🤣💀🤣💀
Also the default juice has to be orange the most common one to start the day with.
21:21 Painter here. It was sprayed. It's easier to spray everything than to cover it.
Last summer, my apartment complex got a new paint job...when they painted my door, (which they had to do twice, because the apartment complex owner didn't like the first color they painted it (red)). They covered my doorbell and doorknob and such with blue painter's tape before spray painting it...but when I went out afterwards...I thought they had painted over the door's peek-hole! XD Turns out they had put a sticker (or something similar) over it before painting, and just hadn't removed the sticker yet, because the peek-hole was clear of paint later (after they presumably removed the sticker).
The backwards doorknob is also a way you can childproof doors. They can't slam their fingers in them, close them in general, or accidentally lock themselves somewhere.
It could also have been done as a prank,
You can't childproof everything, you'll eventually have to reality proof your children.
Except you still sorta still can: Turn the door handle before closing it.
The pizza infuriated me. PUT. THE.FRIKEN.SAUSAGE. IN DA DAMN MIDDLE!!!!
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I have a door in my house that shows signs of having not been measured properly. As evidenced by the top part of it being clearly cut off so that it would fit. Which you can tell because the top of the door isn't level.
It's still fully functional though, so hasn't been worth replacing, especially since it's barely noticeable. But it's definitely there.
On another note. The best use for that slide would be to put a trampoline at the bottom.
This one had me chuckling most of the way through. Your exasperation was palpable. I'm a perfectionist. I would have lost it had I been the supervisor on some of those jobs performed incompetently.
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I'm a mechanic and the lift has a safety on the top that stops the lift and in the case that they removed it or didn't install it
....the car would bend at the roof not the frame unless its very rusted and the body was reinforced
The second part of your comment confirms that the picture was photoshopped by someone who did not know how the car would crumple.
I once saw an upside down billboard on the freeway. Wish I could've gotten my camera out in time to snap it and share it with yall.
An upside down billboard?! Jeez! Whoever put that up certainly didn’t check to make sure it was the right way up, did they? 🤔🙄
ive seen those too they do it intentionally to catch peoples attention
Me to😊
Dude I spat my drink out 😂😂 on that valentine hammer joke 🤣🤣
11:45 Isn’t it harder to mow around it that evenly that it would be to pick up the cone?
cones are usually used to mark zones that could damage the mower, it would be the the weed wachers job to come by later to pick up the cone and cut the spot.
Oh my god how hard have you been studying @shawnchapp
"What's the default juice"
Me: "Water"
The default juice label looks orange so I think orange juice
@@Seven71987yea..
@@Seven71987as a Russian I've come to tell you that it is multifruit, as said on the etiquette below
@@zhenya17 shut up Putin supporters (Russians) have no place in this world
im crying 8:07😢
That mustard and mayonnaise screw up is every O.C.D. person's nightmare.
this has nothing to do with ocd(big part of the internet is using it wrong)
@@BahamutExexcuse me???
@@sakurakittynoir1400 the whole "I'm so ocd" bs
This channel never gets old my guy! Good job!
"Did you know that not all doors are the same size?"
The older I got, yes, but when I was younger? No.
Now to be fair to myself, I *never* installed any doors before nor do I trust myself with tools, especially electric drills, to even try. So to my young brain, doors just automatically were the size you need them to be. Until one day when my dad was helping grandpa do renovations on this building grandpa owned.
Now, I know what you were thinking, but it wasn't either of them that made the mistake. Nope. It was the supplier. For some reason, he gave grandpa and dad the wrong sized door. Like three inches too tall and too wide. And grandpa checked to make sure he and dad didn't send the wrong measurements. Nope. They did their jobs.
And I know all this because I was sitting there watching them do their work and I could overhear grandpa talking to the supplier and that guy wasn't take responsibility. Needless to say grandpa dropped him, but he and dad still had these oversized doors. So dad brought "La Saw" and started making adjustments.
Hey when I was younger I thought everyone had the same garbage day. 😂
23:54 The guy who installed these mailboxes was so stupid that even Be Amazed didn't believe it. Not only did he install the 3 and 4 out of this place, he also thought 2 came again after 11.
i was watching that scene noticed it as he switched topic i went back and once i realised what i was looking at i laugehed
Eh, the "1" probably just fell off, it happens all the time.
At least gravity is doing its job.
Like @@The_Blazementsaid, the 1 most likely fell off the number 12.
The McDonald's examples have easy explanations. The first is a cheese sticker that accidently came off the line and got on the McChicken. The second is likely a mistake where the bag the buns come in was damaged when the printing on the bag took place and it made its way to a store. Your almost right on the third but a cheeseburger comes in a wrap and that box a 4-piece nugget box. Regardless they would have known it was wrong before they even opened it. When you super busy it is easy to grab a box and not pay attention to your back line.
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😂 I almost died from laughter when you asked "what is the default juice" Especially considering someone actually put it on a store shelf! But on the hand, why waste it because of a typo !
15:21 I had a calendar just like this in prison and yes all the dates were messed up. It was so confusing until I figured it out 😂
24:02 the numbers on the mailboxes don't even reach the number 12 😂😂
FINALLY SOMEONE SAYS THIS
dang it i just commented that
@@ilovepoland5386same
14:00 No no. That pentagram points up. It is only when it points down that it represents the devil.
21:02
love how the roach is glossed over like it was in the middle of a dance...
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I got fired after only taking a day off at my job at the calendar factory. I relate to 15:07.
that slide that is 4 ft above ground, looks like there's bolt holes so either someone stole a section of the slide or the designers were sent the wrong size part and are waiting for the right size but you'd think the city would put a out of order sign at the top of it
People have a bad habit of ignoring those things.
@@marjoriejohnston4905 yea, i work retail so i know people have a bad habit of ignoring things
@@marjoriejohnston4905 or possibly removing the out of order sign...
Also, if you look at the top of where the segments would be joined together, there's a bit of the seam missing/damaged...so I'm thinking the lower part was broken somehow, and that's why it's missing. But still...the "out of order" sign bit still applies...or should, anyway.
well with the bathroom with floor to ceiling windows, either the people using it isn't shy AT ALL or it's just a display bathroom to show what the company builds
i feel so bad for u bud also thx for making my day better its nice for someone finally commenting on other people's mistakes hope u feel better about it
this guys videos are perfect he takes the time to look for the clips and pictures to make it great for us
I love their content
At 12:06 actually a little bit earlier when you were talking about the cones… we had a maintenance guy at my elementary school who did this and no one knew until us kids starting pointing out the “green hair” on top of the cones. 😂😂😂
More often than not they are marking an obstruction that can ruin the mower.
You're supposed to come back and fix it with a weed wacker, but that might not even be the guy who drives the mowers job (union probably).
This happened when I was a around 22 or so. I was a cook at a Pizza Hut, and we got a phone order from a very rude woman. I answered and did my whole polite shpiel and asked her what she would like. She said she wanted a large pizza with "every topping we had in our inventory". I was a little taken aback, and asked her if she meant a super supreme. She asked me if that had every topping we had, and I told her that it had almost everything. She then went off on me telling me that I must be deaf, because she wants EVERYTHING. I said fine. So I got every last thing we had as a topping. Pepperoni, sausage, beef, ham, bacon, chicken, anchovies, onions, green peppers, jalapeños, black olives, green olives, pineapple, sliced pickles, tortilla chips, cheddar cheese, salsa, BBQ beef, salami, ranch dressing, and mozzarella cheese. The thing was loaded. If you're wondering about some of those toppings we did offer a taco pizza and several different sandwiches.
I knew all of that at once would make her sick, but I made it anyway. The manager was working the front, and when the pizza came out she gagged. She asked me what I thought I was doing, and I explained it to her. She just nodded her head, cut the pizza, and sent it out with the driver. About an hour later we got the most abusive call the store had ever gotten. She was going completely nuclear on us about her pizza. The manager explained that she had said she wanted every single topping on her pizza so she got what she ordered. The woman was saying that she had a fish allergy and that she hated pineapple. I doubt she had the allergy as she was fine enough to call and scream at us. She eventually said she wanted to "talk to the retard who took my order", obviously meaning me. I got on the phone, and listened to her rant some more. When she took a breather, I told her that I did what she asked for and that I didn't care if she had an allergy or hated pineapple. She bitched me out when ordering and that if she was stupid enough to ask for something like that, then she was going to get exactly what she wanted, and that from then on out, she could kiss my ass.
I mean you did exactly what she asked. You even double checked with her. Silly people
Perfect malicious compliance!🤪
I hate customers.
At 21:03 the roach looks like he was doing a karate kick lol 😂😂
On December 10th, 2023, on my 16th birthday, my family bought a new ice maker to replace the broken one in our indoor fridge. We placed it in the laundry room, and it has been producing enough ice to fill up our cooler. However, I'm annoyed that closing the ice maker isn't as simple as it should be. I have to drum on it or shift it back and forth to get it to close properly.
By the way, I want to let you know that I'm now a subscriber to your channel. I can't stop laughing at some of the stories, especially the ones in the "Satisfying Times Karma Came for Awful People" and "Embarrassingly Dumb Ways People Died" series. I'm planning on sharing your channel with my relatives so we can all laugh together.
Dude! I'm December 11th!
@@NettersNetwork What a coincidence, eh?
6:45 I have seen this way to many times. It happens when bread products somehow misses getting packaged at the factory and goes straight to the printing and shipping w/o being seen.
I was watching this on the train and had to stop myself from bursting into laughter… thank you Bartholomew Egbert Amazed for all you do and thanks for making us laugh.
3:00, that car seems too... Perfect, honestly it doesnt even look REAL
thank you be amazed team for allowing the narrator to let loose and go feral on this video because it's incredibly entertaining
I'm totally identifying as HARDCORE from here on out LOL
In the mailbox one, the lowest goes from 11 to 2
came here looking for this one, glad I'm not the only person in 12 million views to see that.
Same 😂
What happened to 1?
I can explain the box full tartar sauce problem. Someone probably ordered a side of tartar sauce in a different order cuz that's how it's done. And the boxes got mixed up that kind of thing happens all the time.
I'm curious, are these side portions of the sauce always so generous? That looks enormous to me 😮😊
Yup. And no one put the 'special order' sticker on it so it went out as a regular burger / chicken nuggets.
The person bagging that should've known the weight difference would be crazy
0:47 HE BE RAPPIN 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🗿🗿🗿
I'm sick right now and this video makes my day better
Those fast food ones reminded me of a time my mom ordered food for us and one of them was "a cheese burger with ketchup only." You know, instead of the mustard and pickles it would come with by default from the shop. They gave her 2 buns with ketchup in the middle and nothing else. She was pissed and drove all the way back to the store to complain. I did get my burger in the end at least.
I seriously think this happens more then we think. My daughter got a hamburger with ketchup and pickles only. They literally just put pickles and ketchup on it. I just thought it was common sense that she wanted the burger with just ketchup and pickles. So now I say I want the bun, patty with pickles and ketchup and they look at me like I'm nuts.
This happened to my grandson too. My daughter ordered him a cheeseburger with ketchup and cheese only. He got a bun with cheese and ketchup. Like she did say cheeseburger first people. That includes a burger
I get pissed off when I order a hamburger with everything but ... Get it NO cheese. They cannot comprehend that when I say hamburger o mean Just That! If I wanted a cheeseburger I would have said a cheeseburger with everything. I repeatedly said Hamburger. But they still don't get it right!
Not everyone wants a cheeseburger you can't take melted cheese off a hamburger pattie! WTF
If idiots want a cheeseburger then say it. Not just a Burger. ..and expect cheese on it. Unless ordered as such.
About thè landlord thing, he's COMPLETELY correct. For example, my family rented a house for 12 years, and our landlord didn't come to fix or even check anything AT ALL. We did everything ourselves, and he evicted US for it not being good.
Don't you do written contracts in your country?
I just love the commentary on these videos ❤ it's top notch, the humour always gets me 😊. Never miss a video. Keep up the great work! 🎉
Before even watching this, I just had to comment on the thumbnail: the man painting the curb is teaching the car owner a lesson for parking at a YELLOW CURB!
We need a whole show for these just for this narrator 😂. I'm dead! 😂😂
The ranting of the narrator had me laughing all through the entire video 😂!! Someone, give the good man a hug ❤😂
Not to much
2:20 That one is an escalator that was STOPPED when work was done on the top floor. There was a sign at the bottom telling peoples to use another way. That photo was staged for fun.
13:25 NOT only is that seat the wrong way, it had to be disassembled and put back together that way.
13:35 Well... That's fun for the house of your Sims family where it's acceptable to have a bathroom with windows as walls and fully transparent door.
22:25 That «default_juice» is on the shelve of a Russian store. EVERY last bit of writing around it use the Cyrillic alphabet.
24:11 also to make it even more uncomfortable the bottom mailboxes end WITH A 2!
damn, i hope he makes more of these videos!
people failing at the easiest of jobs is my favorite type of comedy. keep it up, guys!
Regarding the landlord paint thing i watched an episode of Forensic Files in which a child from a foreign country died because she ate some lead paint while playing and the whole family was from a foreign country and the Landlord didn't even tell the family of the paint situation but when he found out the police was looking into him for the death of the child dude did he admit his wrongs? NOPE he decided to cover his tracks and tried to save his scummy behind and copy the mother's 'signature' (she was learning how to write and stuff so she just prints her name from what i remember or something) and paste it onto a Lead Disclosure document but and then copy that to try and mislead investigators but dude was found out and arrested, i forgot what his sentence was but dude was so scummy he didnt want to let this Tennant know(and who knows what others he didnt tell them) about the lead paint situation and tried to lie his way out of it when something bad happened....
This line made me die from laughing and the voice crack too 😂😂😂😂. TIME STAMP: 5:28
Also about the Valentine's part... it'd make sense in a "dark humor" kind of way....
The guy got a Cucumber as a gift for his girl as a joke, so she proceeds to "surprise him" with a hammer in return.
I can see a pair of single siblings giving each other a hammer and cucumber anonymously as gag gifts.
8:20 I know a road where about the half of all manhole covers are half or fully paved. So yes it is possible unfortunately.
Kudos and mad respect to the narrator for giving us such memorable videos; I feel your pain regarding people having just ONE.JOB to do and they somehow managed to screw it up😲his comment of " I hate you, I hate you so goddamn much!" had my sides splitting and rolling over with laughter🤣🤣🤣keep up the great work b/c I love viewing the videos on this channel!!❤❤❤
In my house, my partner insists on doing all DIY projects personally. I insist on being there "for moral support"...and to disassemble and reassemble them when he inevitably installs one or more components upside down. "Looks good, hon, but you've been working out here for hours. Why don't you go inside and have a Coke while I clean up a bit. Yeah, leave the screwdriver and Allen wrenches, I'll put them away in a minute."
13:30 I have had SO MANY dreams with bathrooms like this in them...usually because my body is trying to get me to wake up and go use the bathroom...so the dream gives me "unacceptable" (un-private, nonsensical, gross, or any and all combinations of such) bathrooms as a means of waking me up, haha.
While travelling in Italy, we had Hotel rooms where floor to ceiling glass separated bathroom from bedroom! Why bother even putting the glass there?! Lol I'd go sit on balcony while my son had his shower ... the view was much better outside anyways. 🥰
he was a legend for making that joke at 19:02
What do you mean was
He still is
@@alexyork1155 yea, i said was bc he already made the joke
So, on the mailboxes, you missed the fact that the last mailbox on the right was labeled 2, for a second time, instead of being labeled 12, like it should have been, so that one set of mailboxes had two, INCREDIBLY SIMPLE TO FIX MISTAKES!!!
2:04 Painting sidelines is not done manually on long tracks. So there was simply a driver, seeing the leafes to late, forgetting to turn of the painting mechanism while driving around. The road should have been cleared before anyways. The paint is not easy to remove after being applyed. However, reflectors are definitly a bad joke.
5:30 There is no frame for the door yet. Considering the frame to be set in, the door actually might be the right width afterwards. Actually the opening for the door is a bit low, you might need a bit more space at the top if inserting the frame. Also the door opens to the wrong side considering the position of the light switches. If you open the door at night, the switches are behind the door...
7:25 it’s not just McDonald’s either, I once ordered a roast beef sandwich at Arby’s, and when I opened the box it was full of lettuce covered in mayonnaise and barbecue sauce🤔
you make my day when I’m down ❤️ and yes all doors are different sizes ❤️
23:00 bro of course doughnuts have bones. Where do you think the whole comes from anyway? The removal of said doughnut bone.
Back about 1974 some friends and I rode our bikes to a local Burger Chef before they went out of business. We ordered some hamburgers and sat down to eat the food. My one friend pulled the top of the bun off and found a penny sitting on top of the beef. Lucky for him and Burger Chef he didn't take a big bite out of it and break any teeth, because his father was a Lawyer.
Ok, I had one job. Watch the dogs over thanksgiving while the my kid and her family spent the weekend out of town. Have you ever heard of elf on a shelf? The dogs ate the elf! Yes. I only had one job! 😂😂😂
Oh dear. Did that require a visit to the vet?
@@fredericapanon207 lol. I should say destroyed, not ate. No vet bill required just a 3 hour round trip for the new elf. 😂
I am a vet
9:22 Actually I prefer silver over gold.
Same here
2:17 almost certainly airport construction...very common to see wall erected temporarily like this. Most likely that escalator was shutdown and the people posed on it for the memes.
4:53 The local high school ended up having this problem with the new doors installed, and now one of the agriculture classroom doors is covered in construction paper until it gets the proper finish and all that.
15:00 that guy ALWAYS forgets his wife's birthday.
The door in the school of Harry Potter Hogwarts is huge😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
6:12 when my mom was ordering a cheeseburger at McDonald’s she said plain cheeseburger nothing on it and I guess the people over there literally took that and instead just gave my mom just the bun.
2:59 the maker of the hydraulic lift "how high do you want your lift to go?"
The mechanic "YES"